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Hundred, one hundred one.
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Ready or not, Mimi. Here I come.
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Hmm.
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Are you in... here?
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[squeals]
No.
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Or... here?
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No. You're good
but you're not that good.
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Tell me, am I warm?
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I'm sorry, did you say
something? I can't hear you.
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Uh, too clever
for that, are you?
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Alright. I give up.
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I win, I win. I win again.
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[laughing]
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And I lose.
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What's my punishment, Mimi?
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"Spanking machine,"
he said with all the hope
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of a young boy at Christmas.
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Well, my turn to hide.
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[telephone ringing]
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Damn. Okay, but you
gotta hide quick.
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One, two, three
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[telephone ringing]
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Four, five, six
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seven, eight, nine, ten.
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This better be important.
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You what?
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I told you, all of Wick's orders
are going through me now.
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The memo said he wants
all the mannequins
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replaced with giant troll dolls.
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No. No, don't call Mr. Wick.
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He-he doesn't have
time for games.
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(Nigel)
'I'm hiding.
Come and find me.'
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Gotta go.
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Oh, gee. I wonder
where he could be?
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Oh, hmm.
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- There he is. I've got you.
- Ah!
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[laughing]
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Oh, I know.
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How about a round of...
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...guess-what-you're-touching?
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I'll go get the blindfold.
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Actually, Mimi...
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...we have to talk.
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First...
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...I'd like to thank you
for letting me recuperate here
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after my brush with death during
that terrible, terrible storm.
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I trust that
it'll be kept quiet.
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Oh, it's our secret, sir.
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Is the store ready to reopen?
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Oh, no. Not yet.
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It-it's still in ruins.
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They need me.
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Which is good
because I feel better.
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I'm ready to resume
the responsibility
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of rebuilding
a major department store.
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Now, where are my
big boy pants?
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Well, I knew this day
would come, sir.
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I'll just go,
get your pants.
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[rumbling]
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Ah! What's that?
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I don't know. It kinda sounded
like thunder, don't it?
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Oh.
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[rumbling]
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Yeah, yeah. It must've
been thunder, 'cause...
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- Oh.
- That's the lightning.
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Oh, dear. I hope
it's not a big storm.
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Oh, it's a doozy out there.
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Well, here's your pants.
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- Bye, bye.
- No. No.
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No, please, for
the love of godmother
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please let me stay
a little longer.
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Oh. Well, whatever
you think's best.
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♪ Ah ah ah ♪
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ All this energy callin' me ♪
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♪ Back where it comes from ♪
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♪ It's such a crude attitude ♪
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♪ It's back where it belongs ♪
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♪ All the little chicks
with their crimson lips ♪
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♪ Go Cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks ♪
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♪ Livin' in sin
with a safety pin ♪
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♪ Go Cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks ♪
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♪ Cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks ♪
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♪ Cleveland rocks ♪
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♪ Ohio ♪
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[instrumental music]
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Hurry up, Drew. We're
gonna be late for the game.
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If I make this shot,
I'm king of the world.
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Yes! Yippee!
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I'm king of the world.
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Oh. How pathetic was that?
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Hey. Nicki called.
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She said she's coming
over any minute.
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How do I look?
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Hmm, let me see.
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What a real estate woman
with no interest
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in you, prefer? Hmm.
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Hey. I may not be dating her now
but this is no ordinary sweater.
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- Mm?
- It's my lucky sweater.
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It got me a Maybe
and a What the hell?
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It's three in
the morning, let's go.
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Hurry up. Come on, we're late.
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Wait.
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We can't go in together
because they're gonna know
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that we're sleeping together.
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Oh. How are they gonna know?
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Because you got that big,
stupid grin on your face.
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I do not.
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Okay. Oh, my God.
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Well, why don't we
just tell them
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we're dating
and get it over with.
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- No, nobody should know.
- Nobody should know.
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I told that to B. O. Betty
in the six grade.
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Are you ashamed of me?
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Sometimes, but not
about this. Go like that.
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[sniffles]
Like that.
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Stop. God.
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Alright, alright.
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We'll tell 'em when we're ready.
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We won't have to. We've got
each other's clothes on!
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Oh, my God! I hope I'm
not wearing your underwear.
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- 'Cause I like it.
- Switch quick, switch shirts.
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Hey. Belly contest.
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Ah.
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I win the talent portion.
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Hey. Kate, quick.
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Nicki's coming.
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Sweater on or sweater off?
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Does she like grandpas?
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Sweater off.
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[door knocking]
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Hey, Nicki.
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You've been working out?
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Uh, a little bit.
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Does it show? Ah...
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Drew, your-your
shirt's a little wet.
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Ahem, why...
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...yes it is.
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I'll just go change.
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- Ahem, ahem.
- Don't worry about it.
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I just dropped by to tell you...
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...I won't be bothering
you any more
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your new neighbors
are moving in tomorrow
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and my job here is done.
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So, thanks again
for everything.
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Oh, so I guess I can't
use my regular method
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of wearing you down
slowly, so, uh, here goes.
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I think that you and I
should go out. I am a nice guy.
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I really am working
at getting back in shape.
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Drew, pizza's here?
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- Ahem.
- I didn't order any pizza.
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I got three hot,
lover's specials here
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that say you did, Slug-O.
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I ordered them. Pay the man.
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Hey, uh, listen Larry, I
don't mind you crashin' here
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while you look for a job but you
gotta get your own meals, huh.
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Oh and who made
ice cubes last night?
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- Ahem.
- By the way, nice pits.
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Uh, alright.
Hey, I'll pay for it.
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Never afraid to pick up a check
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friends will tell you that.
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Oh, man. I forgot
to go to the bank.
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- Uh, um...
- Uh, here. I got it.
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Oh, you don't have to do that.
My friends will pick it up.
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Hey, anybody got 20 bucks?
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Uh, I've got four bucks.
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- I got a button.
- I got a marble.
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I got a marble.
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[tapping]
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See? I have to.
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It's either this or watch
one of the dead-end kids here
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cold-cock the old man
for the pie.
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Well, uh, at least
let me got to the ATM
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and I'll-I'll pay you
back by taking you to lunch.
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Oh, I don't have
much time but... well.
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[telephone ringing]
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Hold that Yes, huh?
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Hello?
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What?
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Mr. Wick really said that?
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But it's a Saturday.
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Alright. Be right in.
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Hey, wanna see where I work?
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Sorry, Drew, I guess it's
just wasn't meant to be.
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But we'll always have...
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...this awkward moment
together. Bye.
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Damn it. I was so close.
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What the hell is wrong
with Mr. Wick?
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Nobody's seen him for weeks.
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He's sending all
these crazy memos.
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And now, he wants you
to work on the weekends?
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You know at DrugCo.
if you work on a Saturday
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they let you play
in the mutant room.
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Here, you wanna see
a picture of me
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riding a Monkapotamus?
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(Drew)
'Well, I'm here.'
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Happy Saturday, everybody.
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Yeah, we know you're here.
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We heard your hooves
clicking down the hallway.
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Oh, Mimi, somebody
put graffiti all over you.
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Sure was brave of
that kid to climb
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all the way up there, though.
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I'm glad you like it because...
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...here's yours.
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What? I'm not wearing that.
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I'm not a billboard.
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I'm thinking you
wanna rephrase that.
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Out of my way. I'm gonna talk
to Mr. Wick right now.
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- No. No. No, you can't.
- Why not?
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He's at the doctor's...
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...men's stuff.
You wouldn't know.
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You're hiding something.
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Who's coming up
with all these ideas?
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The memos from Mr. Wick.
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Signed by his own hand.
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And that would be?
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Mr. Wick's idea.
He loves troll dolls.
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Oh, he does, does he?
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Well, let me tell you, uh
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just when he gets done with his
meeting with, uh, Mrs. Louder
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just tell him, I wanna see him.
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Oh, he can't. He's gonna
be in with her all day.
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Ha!
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You didn't say anything about
a meeting with Mrs. Louder.
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You said, he was
stuck in a traffic jam.
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He-he is. A traffic jam
on the way to the meeting.
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Ha!
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You didn't say anything
about a traffic jam.
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You said he was at the doctor.
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I'm gonna call
the board about this.
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[grunts]
No. No.
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- 'You can't call the board.'
- Why not?
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Because Mr. Wick,
specifically, you know...
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...uh, wrote a memo saying
you can't call the board.
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Oh, you're pathetic.
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Well, you're fired.
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[chuckles]
What is this?
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Another one of Wick's
phony memos.
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Oh, no. This one's for real.
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He had them made up for
everybody so he could fire
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people even if
he had laryngitis.
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Security. Third floor.
Operation Luau.
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Come and get the pig.
This is not a drill.
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What have you done with
Wick, Mimi? Where is he?
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How should I know?
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You're not getting away
with this, Bobek.
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I'm gonna find out
what did you did with Wick?
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Alright, alright.
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I'm leaving, okay?
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You know, I've worked
here for 10 years.
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At least let me
leave like a man.
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Gentlemen, ladies.
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Good day.
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Lewis?
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00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:17,093
We wanna tell you something
before we tell Drew.
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Shoot.
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00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:20,971
Kate and I are dating.
258
00:11:22,889 --> 00:11:24,850
You mean, dating, dating?
259
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,977
Hmm-mm.
260
00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:29,146
Doing full-on couple stuff?
261
00:11:31,231 --> 00:11:32,400
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
262
00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:35,611
[clanking]
263
00:11:39,906 --> 00:11:41,075
I'm very happy for you.
264
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:44,870
Although, I gotta
tell you, I don't think
265
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,497
Drew's gonna take it
as good as I did.
266
00:11:48,123 --> 00:11:50,209
Okay. There he is.
It's now or never.
267
00:11:52,669 --> 00:11:55,172
Drew. Maybe, this isn't
the best time to tell you--
268
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:56,924
Maybe, it's not
the best time to tell me.
269
00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:58,843
Maybe, it's not the best
time to tell me!
270
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,302
You know what's
just happened to me today?
271
00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,721
I just got fired! By Mimi!
272
00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:05,432
So, let me just see if
it's the best time to tell me.
273
00:12:05,432 --> 00:12:07,518
[gasps]
Oh, look. My watch is broken.
274
00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:12,064
Must have happened when
they tossed me out on the curb.
275
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,357
So give me your big news baby.
276
00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:14,692
Just toss it right
down the middle.
277
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,904
The Monkapotamus
is dead. I'm sorry.
278
00:12:21,698 --> 00:12:24,284
Oh, now,
the Monkapotamus is dead.
279
00:12:24,284 --> 00:12:26,620
That's just it!
280
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,330
Mimi can't fire you.
281
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,123
It was a memo from Wick.
282
00:12:30,123 --> 00:12:31,917
I'm beginning to think
she's done something to him.
283
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:34,420
- You mean, like killed him?
- Oh, no. I don't think that.
284
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,420
But she did say
all the memos were signed
285
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:36,463
with Wick's own hand.
286
00:12:36,463 --> 00:12:39,091
Ah! Signed with Wick's own hand.
287
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,675
[gasps]
288
00:12:40,675 --> 00:12:43,094
Hold on. Mimi
wouldn't kill Mr. Wick.
289
00:12:43,094 --> 00:12:45,014
It's like Drew
killing Ben or Jerry.
290
00:12:47,265 --> 00:12:48,308
Hey, Larry, almost
didn't recognize you
291
00:12:48,308 --> 00:12:50,561
not eating my food.
292
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,479
Got any rent money?
293
00:12:52,479 --> 00:12:55,691
Ah. This oughta be enough.
294
00:12:57,150 --> 00:12:59,612
Enough? It's my
whole mortgage payment.
295
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,780
So, make it out to Ohio savings.
296
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,699
Where did you get
that kind of money?
297
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,242
I've been selling my hair.
298
00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:09,830
Ah, he must be loaded.
299
00:13:13,124 --> 00:13:15,127
Uh-oh. Drew.
300
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,461
'Who's the last
person you wanna see'
301
00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:18,088
'when you're sitting
in a bar getting drunk'
302
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,381
'cause you're out of work?
303
00:13:20,173 --> 00:13:21,550
Chad Everett.
304
00:13:24,052 --> 00:13:26,221
Oh, man. Nicki.
305
00:13:26,221 --> 00:13:27,889
I looked like a loser when I
couldn't pay for that pizza.
306
00:13:27,889 --> 00:13:29,558
I'll be dammed if I'm gonna
look like a loser now.
307
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,354
Should we order his
comfort food now?
308
00:13:34,354 --> 00:13:35,731
No need, they do
it automatically
309
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:36,732
whenever he talks
to a woman in here.
310
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,067
Oh.
311
00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:40,903
Hi, Nicki.
312
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,362
Just wanted to give you
back that pizza money
313
00:13:42,362 --> 00:13:44,614
because Drew Carey...
314
00:13:44,614 --> 00:13:48,076
...six, seven, eight, nine...
315
00:13:48,076 --> 00:13:50,746
...is no...
316
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:56,918
...75, 80, 85, 90,
95, 96, 97, 98, 99...
317
00:13:56,918 --> 00:13:58,878
...loser.
318
00:13:58,878 --> 00:14:00,923
Thanks, Drew.
Now I can go to the arcade.
319
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:05,010
Hey, uh, can I buy
you a drink 'cause...
320
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,637
...baby you have
no idea, how much change
321
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,097
these pants can hold?
322
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,935
Hey, Drew. The waiter will
trade his cash for food stamps.
323
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,686
For a couple of out
of work drinkers like us...
324
00:14:14,686 --> 00:14:15,937
...manna from heaven.
325
00:14:15,937 --> 00:14:18,523
[laughing]
326
00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:20,359
Oh, I'm sorry. You're
trying to score free drinks.
327
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,152
I'll talk to you later.
328
00:14:23,987 --> 00:14:25,531
Out of work?
329
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,908
[scoffs]
I should have
recognized the signs.
330
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,534
Look, it's just a mistake.
331
00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:31,036
It just happened.
I'll be back to work on Monday.
332
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:34,080
Please, Drew.
I can't support another guy.
333
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,790
I've heard everything from
things will get better
334
00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:40,670
to just idol the car
while I run to the 7/11.
335
00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:42,172
Look, let me just
take you to lunch.
336
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,716
I'll explain
the whole thing to ya.
337
00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:46,135
Sorry, Drew.
338
00:14:50,555 --> 00:14:52,640
Damn it.
Mimi cost me my job.
339
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,852
Now she cost me
any chance I had with Nicki.
340
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:57,437
I'm gonna go to over her place.
I wanna settle this right now.
341
00:14:57,437 --> 00:14:59,815
But Drew, we got you all this.
342
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:00,816
You think I'm gonna
sit here eating this stuff
343
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,068
feeling sorry for myself?
344
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,612
Wrap it to go.
345
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,450
Drew, Drew, Drew.
Drew, Drew, Drew.
346
00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:11,910
Calm down, now.
347
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:13,912
Now, remember before
you knock on that door
348
00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:16,414
Mimi's a human being.
349
00:15:16,414 --> 00:15:19,459
Well, she knows
human beings, okay?
350
00:15:19,459 --> 00:15:22,588
Also keep in mind that she
might be hunched over a table
351
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:25,090
feeding off
the bones of Mr. Wick.
352
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:28,093
In which case, I'm glad
I'm the skinny one. Go.
353
00:15:29,886 --> 00:15:31,221
[door knocking]
354
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:32,764
(Nigel)
'Who is it?'
355
00:15:32,764 --> 00:15:34,974
Oh, my God. That's Mr. Wick.
356
00:15:34,974 --> 00:15:36,643
[crashing]
357
00:15:36,643 --> 00:15:40,063
Carey. Mimi told me
you were dead.
358
00:15:40,063 --> 00:15:42,232
Only on the inside, sir.
359
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,651
Why does it sound
like a storm in here?
360
00:15:44,651 --> 00:15:45,902
[screeching]
361
00:15:45,902 --> 00:15:48,113
It's scary sounds of Halloween.
362
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,616
[scary music]
363
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:54,202
Hey, I lost
my virginity to this.
364
00:15:54,202 --> 00:15:56,622
But we're having one of the
biggest storms in the century.
365
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,833
Oh. No storms, sir.
366
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,543
It's a sunny day outside.
367
00:16:02,752 --> 00:16:03,879
Why would Mimi lie to me?
368
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,506
I've been here for three weeks.
369
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:06,673
She had to take care of me.
370
00:16:06,673 --> 00:16:09,218
She-she fed me! She bathed me.
371
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:12,304
Sure she was just basting you?
372
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,889
[laughs]
373
00:16:16,683 --> 00:16:19,477
Wow. It's a wet one out there.
374
00:16:19,477 --> 00:16:23,899
Oh. Oh, it's not
fit out for, for men or...
375
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,487
...beast.
376
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,989
You've done some pretty ugly
things in your life, Mimi.
377
00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:33,909
Everything in this
apartment comes to mind.
378
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:37,037
But this time,
you've gone too far.
379
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,456
Mimi. Why the lies?
380
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:40,957
Why the deception?
381
00:16:40,957 --> 00:16:42,584
Why am I so smooth?
382
00:16:49,424 --> 00:16:51,552
I was protecting you, Nigel.
383
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:54,262
I-I was running the store
to cover for the fact that you
384
00:16:54,262 --> 00:16:56,389
dropped a couple of marbles.
385
00:16:56,389 --> 00:16:59,142
And I did a damn good job too.
386
00:16:59,142 --> 00:17:00,352
Don't be mad.
387
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,770
I only did it for you.
388
00:17:02,895 --> 00:17:04,773
Let's go, Carey.
389
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:08,100
Just...just tell me
one thing, Nigel.
390
00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:10,100
Were you happy here?
391
00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:11,900
There were good times, sure.
392
00:17:11,970 --> 00:17:14,000
And there's no reason
that they have to stop.
393
00:17:14,070 --> 00:17:16,910
Don't look directly
into her eyes.
394
00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:19,880
♪ You're my sunshine ♪
395
00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:22,930
♪ My only sunshine ♪
396
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,930
♪ They smile in your face ♪
397
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,930
♪ All the time they
wanna take your place ♪
398
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,830
♪ They're backstabbers ♪
399
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:29,930
♪ Backstabbers ♪
400
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:35,790
♪ You make me happy
when skies are gray ♪
401
00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:36,930
♪ What they do ♪
402
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,670
♪ They smile in your face ♪
403
00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:41,100
♪ All the time they wanna ♪
♪ Know dear ♪
404
00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:43,930
♪ How much I love you ♪
405
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,140
Alright, fine. Mimi wins.
406
00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:48,930
Store's running great.
Better than ever. Sales are up.
407
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,310
It's just too bad
you're not gonna be there
408
00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:52,780
to take credit for the success.
409
00:17:52,850 --> 00:17:55,450
Let's go, Carey.
410
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,930
♪ Please don't take ♪
411
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:02,000
♪ My sunshine away ♪
412
00:18:24,463 --> 00:18:26,924
[instrumental music]
413
00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:32,013
Larry, I'm home.
414
00:18:33,973 --> 00:18:35,308
How was work?
415
00:18:37,226 --> 00:18:39,728
It sucked. Good to be back.
416
00:18:39,728 --> 00:18:41,981
How was your day
at job hunting, Huggy Bear?
417
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,942
No luck, so, I cheered myself up
418
00:18:44,942 --> 00:18:48,571
watching our brand
new big screen TV.
419
00:18:48,571 --> 00:18:50,156
What's going on here?
420
00:18:50,156 --> 00:18:51,991
Hey, the economy's booming.
It affects everyone.
421
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,369
Don't you have to have
a job to be affected
422
00:18:55,369 --> 00:18:56,871
by the booming economy?
423
00:18:57,747 --> 00:18:59,790
Apparently not.
424
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,168
Here, I got you a leather hat.
425
00:19:02,168 --> 00:19:03,419
How are doing this?
426
00:19:03,419 --> 00:19:04,420
Hey, Drew. Check it out.
427
00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:06,255
Larry got us lobster.
428
00:19:06,255 --> 00:19:08,758
Look, Drew. Little forks.
429
00:19:08,758 --> 00:19:12,011
♪ If you're ♪
430
00:19:12,011 --> 00:19:13,762
♪ Boiled and you know it
clap your hands ♪
431
00:19:13,762 --> 00:19:14,972
[clanks]
432
00:19:17,307 --> 00:19:18,559
[doorbell rings]
433
00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:20,520
Well, that'll be Satan.
434
00:19:22,271 --> 00:19:23,606
Hey, the playoffs are on.
435
00:19:23,606 --> 00:19:25,525
Uh, let's watch it
on my new big screen.
436
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:33,198
- Hi, Drew.
- Oh, Nicki.
437
00:19:33,198 --> 00:19:35,910
They always come
crawling back, don't they?
438
00:19:37,703 --> 00:19:38,704
Uh, wait a second. That's me.
439
00:19:38,704 --> 00:19:42,332
Uh, what can I do for you?
440
00:19:42,332 --> 00:19:44,502
I came by to say...
441
00:19:44,502 --> 00:19:46,169
...I changed my mind.
442
00:19:46,169 --> 00:19:48,756
I, uh, would have
brought you flowers but...
443
00:19:49,673 --> 00:19:51,801
Oh, they are long stems.
444
00:19:55,053 --> 00:19:56,930
I was being stupid,
I mean, just because I said
445
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:58,307
I wasn't gonna
date anymore jerks
446
00:19:58,307 --> 00:20:00,434
doesn't mean
I can't date you.
447
00:20:00,434 --> 00:20:04,438
Well, you know
what I mean, Drew?
448
00:20:04,438 --> 00:20:05,481
- Hey.
- Hey, Nicki.
449
00:20:05,481 --> 00:20:07,691
- Hey.
- Hey.
450
00:20:07,691 --> 00:20:10,235
- Everybody a toast.
- Oh.
451
00:20:10,235 --> 00:20:12,905
I got my job back. I got
lobster and a leather hat.
452
00:20:12,905 --> 00:20:15,199
'Nicki's gonna go out with me.'
453
00:20:15,199 --> 00:20:17,535
That third Snickers bar carried
me on the ride home from work.
454
00:20:20,162 --> 00:20:22,957
Well, Drew. How would you
like a little more good news?
455
00:20:22,957 --> 00:20:24,625
Sure. Let's see what
the old ticker can handle?
456
00:20:26,168 --> 00:20:28,879
I think I found the right guy.
457
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:30,381
Kate, that's great.
458
00:20:30,381 --> 00:20:32,382
Well, who is it?
459
00:20:32,382 --> 00:20:33,676
Oswald.
460
00:20:36,136 --> 00:20:37,763
Alright, fine.
Oswald, who is it?
461
00:20:42,393 --> 00:20:45,354
No, that's who
she's dating, Drew. Me.
462
00:20:46,731 --> 00:20:47,732
[crashing]
463
00:20:47,732 --> 00:20:50,902
Freeze! DEA. Everybody down!
464
00:20:56,157 --> 00:20:59,702
Drop the lobster and start
eating carpet, dirt bag.
465
00:20:59,702 --> 00:21:01,203
I didn't know what
was in the packages.
466
00:21:01,203 --> 00:21:02,997
I was just holding it
for a friend, I swear!
467
00:21:03,872 --> 00:21:06,208
Oh, my God.
468
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:08,210
Knock, knock.
Anybody home? We're your...
469
00:21:08,210 --> 00:21:09,962
...ne-new neighbors.
470
00:21:11,421 --> 00:21:13,715
But we can see
that you're busy.
471
00:21:13,715 --> 00:21:16,802
We'll just exchange
numbers another time.
472
00:21:19,179 --> 00:21:20,848
Well, they seem nice.
473
00:21:23,726 --> 00:21:25,978
So, uh, where you
wanna go Saturday night?
474
00:21:30,065 --> 00:21:31,484
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