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[coffee dripping]
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[tapping]
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[yawning]
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(Drew)
'Hey, ha-ha.'
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♪ Three four ♪
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♪ Three four ♪
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♪ Three four ♪
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♪ Three four ♪
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♪ Aah aah aah aah
aah aah aah aah ♪
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♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪
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♪ All this energy callin' me ♪
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♪ Back where it comes from ♪
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♪ It's such a crude attitude ♪
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♪ It's back where it belongs ♪
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♪ All the little kids
growing up on the Skids ♪
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♪ Go Cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks ♪
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♪ Jumpin' Jene Jene
and movin' James Dean ♪
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♪ Go Cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks ♪
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♪ Cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks ♪
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♪ Mama knows
but she don't care ♪
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♪ She's got her worries too ♪
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♪ Seven kids
and a phony affair ♪
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♪ And the rent is due ♪
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♪ All the little chicks
with their crimson lips ♪
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♪ Go Cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks ♪
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♪ Livin' in sin
with a safety pin ♪
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♪ Go Cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks ♪
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♪ Cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks ♪
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♪ I've got some records
from World War II ♪
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♪ I play 'em just
like me granddad do ♪
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♪ He was a rocker
and I am too ♪
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♪ Go Cleveland rocks ♪
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♪ Yeah Cleveland rocks ♪
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♪ Cleveland rocks
Cleveland rocks ♪
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♪ Cleveland rocks ♪
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[echoing]
Ohio!
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[instrumental music]
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Game.
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It's not fair.
You were born in a pool hall.
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No, Drew.
I told you I was born
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in the wagon
of a travellin' show.
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My mama used to dance
for the money they'd throw.
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[window opening]
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Okay, my show's over.
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You can come back in
and watch hockey now.
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How come he's always
gotta be by himself
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when he watches "Babylon 5?"
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[snap]
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You guys coming?
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No, I wanna see if there's...
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...any way in hell Kate
can make that shot again.
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Yeah, like you haven't
been humiliated
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by enough women
in your lifetime.
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Wait a second, is this the...
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...beginning
of a relationship or...
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...was last night
just a one time thing?
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Well, if you can do that
every night...
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...it will be a relationship.
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Well, what if I wanna talk
every now and again?
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Oh, great, I've got a talker.
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You know, I never thought you'd
wanna see another hockey game
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after you got hit
in the head by that puck.
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I played hockey?
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[doorbell ringing]
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Yeah, don't you remember
that summer
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you learned to walk again?
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Didn't that seem redundant?
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- Mr. Carey?
- Yeah.
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Hi, I'm Nicki Fifer
from Noreo Realtors.
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I'm working for the couple
buying the house next door.
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Oh, I thought I spotted
someone moving over there
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with my binoculars.
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- Come on in.
- Thanks.
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- Hi.
- 'Hi there.'
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Wow.
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I love what you've done
with this place.
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It's so... retro.
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I mean, you must know
some great vintage stores.
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Yeah, it's where I got my head.
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Yeah! You don't see any of
the old, square ones anymore.
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So, listen, you're gonna
be happy to know
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your new neighbors
are really fixing up the place.
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They're putting in a pool
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a brick barbecue,
and a Japanese garden.
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Hey, money's movin' in
next door.
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We're gonna be peein'
in a Japanese garden.
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Anyway, um
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with all that work going on
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they don't have anywhere to
put the construction dumpster
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and they were hoping
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you'd let them
put it in your yard.
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I'll tell you,
I'll make you a deal.
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Uh, you could put
the dumpster in my yard
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if they don't start
before 7:30 in the morning.
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Oh, sorry,
they're on a tight schedule
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but we'll take you up
on that dumpster offer.
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Thank you, Mr. Carey.
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- Nice to meet you.
- 'Okay, bye.'
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Bye, come back any time.
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Walk all over me
'cause I've no spine.
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Why didn't I say no? I'll have
a stupid dumpster in my yard.
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Why didn't you say no?
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Uh, they would have found
some other way to screw me.
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I always get screwed
by the system.
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That's my place in the universe.
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I'm the system's bitch.
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You know, that's your problem,
Drew.
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You just roll over too quickly.
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Like at work,
with all your promotions.
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They say no,
and you just accept it.
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Well, I'm sure
they have their reasons.
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What about the delivery guy
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who bought your pizza
without any onions?
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And he wouldn't take it back,
and you gave in
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and took it the way it was.
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Oh, my God.
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I never thought of it that way.
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- See? Now he get's it.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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I ordered onions.
Extra onions.
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And what did I get?
Nothin'.
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Is it too much to ask
to put a couple
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of extra stinkin' onions
on a pizza?
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Hey, Drew. Look.
There goes the point.
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- 'Oh!'
- 'Oh!'
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Well, from now on,
it's no more Mr. Nice Guy.
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You know, from now on,
I'm getting what I want.
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I'm not taking no for an answer.
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Lewis, you owe me $20.
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I don't have
that kind of money on me.
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Give me the money.
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[groaning]
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Oh, oh, you hurt me,
you hurt me, you hurt me, ow!
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Oh, I'm sorry, man. I'm, don't
even worry about the money, huh?
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Oh, I won't,
'cause here it is.
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Huh? You just rolled over, huh?
Now, fetch.
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Oh, it's above your head. It's
behind your butt. There it is.
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[mumbling]
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(Drew on computer)
And I hope you'll agree
with my idea
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to advertise on the internet.
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In short, geeks have a shot.
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I know it because I am one.
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I also like to thank
our parent company
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back in Amsterdam
for making this, uh
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teleconference possible.
How are you doin'?
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I'm gonna go down
to my office downstairs now.
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[laughs]
Okay, I'm just kiddin' around.
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I gotta go now. Bye.
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[humming]
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Good morning, pig's friend.
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(Mrs. Louder on computer)
'I'd like to take
this opportunity..'
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- What's going on?
- Nothing.
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Look, look, look.
We don't want any trouble.
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Drew just tapped into
the teleconference
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so I could watch
his presentation
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and help evaluate it.
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- I'm telling.
- Okay, okay, okay, wait!
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What do you want?
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Do you still work
in Cosmetics?
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Yeah.
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Tomorrow, a crate of blush
falls off the back of the truck.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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So what is that,
like, a week's supply?
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Yeah. What are you?
My biographer?
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Hey, so did you see me
on the computer?
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How did I look?
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Like you ate one
too many megabytes.
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[laughs]
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- How did she know?
- Don't worry. I bought her off.
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Wait, don't turn that off.
That's the new Drew.
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Remember fighting back
and taking chances?
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I wanna get to find out
what they say about me
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when I walk out the door.
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Okay. Who am I?
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Not only should we be
on the internet
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but I think we should have
billboards on the moon.
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'Cause I'm a geek and a loser.
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It could have been worse, Drew,
at least they didn't tape
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some nasty sign on your back.
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Like sand
through the hour glass.
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These are the stinkin' days
of my life.
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(Mrs. Louder)
'Lock the door, Larry.'
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Do you know what day it is?
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Wednesday?
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(Mrs. Louder)
'That's right.'
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Hump Day.
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Fine, let's do it.
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Oh, my God!
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(Mrs. Louder)
'Today, I'm Jane of the jungle'
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and you're the wild monkey boy.
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'What's the matter,
monkey boy?'
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'You look sad.'
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Why can't I have Mr. Wick's job?
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He hasn't been
to the last three meetings.
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If I was store manager, you
could bet I'd be here everyday.
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You know what else?
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I'm an American.
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That jerk!
He can't do that to Mr. Wick.
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I'm gonna go right up there
and tell...
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(Mrs. Louder)
'It's time
for the monkey dance.'
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[Larry screeching]
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Maybe tomorrow.
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Dinner time!
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You spoil me,mami.
I mean, Mimi.
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I can't thank you enough
for taking me in
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after that terrible storm.
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Is the store still in ruins?
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Nothing but rubble.
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The defiant Carey's head yet?
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Nope.
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I think it's probably
where it's always been.
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Up his butt!
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[laughs]
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Ah, it's good to laugh again.
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Okay, uh, to keep
your mind sharp
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let's try a few
decision-making exercises.
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Alright.
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Let's say...
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...Larry was sleeping
with Mrs. Louder
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and bad-mouthing you
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what would you do?
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Well, the old Wick
would have blackmailed Louder
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and then crushed Larry
like a bug.
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Interesting.
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But the new Wick
that's danced with death
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would settle it
with a pillow fight
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followed by Jell-O for everyone.
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Okay, well, you made sense
for a minute there.
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So you get that big bowl
of Jell-O.
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Oh, you spoil me.
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Is there nothing
I can do for you?
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Oh, well...
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I'll wait till you get
your full strength back...
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...'cause you're gonna need it.
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Here are those files
you asked for, Drew.
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- Hi, Oswald.
- Hey, Kate.
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What are you doing here?
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I don't know.
What are you doing here?
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Hey, as long as we're all here,
let's go to lunch.
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Uh, actually, we have,
well, I have plans...
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But I don't know about Kate,
if Kate--
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No, I have plans. Ha.
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What are you doing?
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Me?
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I'm... feeling faint.
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Oswald, you tell him
what your plans are
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and then when I come to, I'll
tell him what my plans are.
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[thud]
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Hmm...
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My plans...
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Uh, I'm working through lunch.
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Errands.
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I was gonna run errands.
254
00:12:16,519 --> 00:12:17,895
Alright, what's goin' on here?
255
00:12:20,105 --> 00:12:21,482
(Kate and Oswald)
'Larry'!
256
00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:23,692
Well, I wanna thank you, Carey.
257
00:12:23,692 --> 00:12:25,402
You and your Peeping Tom
computer here
258
00:12:25,402 --> 00:12:26,445
just got me fired.
259
00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:27,822
What?
260
00:12:27,822 --> 00:12:29,365
You let Mimi watch me
make monkey love
261
00:12:29,365 --> 00:12:30,783
to Mrs. Louder.
262
00:12:32,493 --> 00:12:34,411
So, Mimi can't fire you.
263
00:12:34,411 --> 00:12:36,163
No, but Wick can.
264
00:12:36,163 --> 00:12:39,000
She told him, and he sent
the memo to Louder.
265
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,293
Said he'd blow the whistle on
our affair unless I got canned.
266
00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:43,086
That's freakin' blackmail.
267
00:12:43,086 --> 00:12:45,756
You know, Drew,
this sounds private.
268
00:12:45,756 --> 00:12:48,550
Sad and private.
269
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:49,844
But I'll tell you what,
we will have lunch with you.
270
00:12:49,844 --> 00:12:51,053
We'll see you at the restaurant.
271
00:12:51,053 --> 00:12:52,179
- Yeah.
- Alright. Which one?
272
00:12:52,179 --> 00:12:53,305
[mumbling]
273
00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:54,348
What?
274
00:12:54,348 --> 00:12:55,767
[gibberish]
275
00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,853
- Yeah.
- What? Where?
276
00:12:58,853 --> 00:13:00,104
[gibberish]
277
00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:02,982
What were you thinking, Carey?
278
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:04,900
What kind of sick pleasure
you get out of watching me
279
00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:07,862
and the boss at it? I mean,
me, I gotta be there.
280
00:13:07,862 --> 00:13:09,696
(female #1)
'Larry!'
281
00:13:09,696 --> 00:13:11,407
Great, it's my wife. She doesn't
know about me and Louder.
282
00:13:11,407 --> 00:13:12,867
Shut up.
283
00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:14,535
I came down as soon
as I got your message.
284
00:13:14,535 --> 00:13:15,995
Don't worry,
you'll get through this.
285
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:18,122
Yes, we will, baby.
Yes, we will.
286
00:13:18,122 --> 00:13:20,082
No, you will.
287
00:13:20,082 --> 00:13:22,877
And I ain't your baby,
ya fat, loser bastard.
288
00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:28,466
I'm keeping the kids
and kicking you out of my house.
289
00:13:29,633 --> 00:13:31,552
What are you looking at?
290
00:13:31,552 --> 00:13:33,179
Probably my life
if I got married
291
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,639
right out of high school.
292
00:13:40,185 --> 00:13:42,604
T-t-this-this is crazy.
W-w-what are you saying?
293
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:43,773
If things work out...
294
00:13:43,773 --> 00:13:46,401
I know about you
and old lady Louder.
295
00:13:47,902 --> 00:13:51,489
By the way,
I never thought bald was cute.
296
00:13:54,909 --> 00:13:56,494
Let me buy you lunch, Larry.
297
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:02,041
Oh, hey, Almada,
I got your severance pay.
298
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,626
[laughs]
299
00:14:08,923 --> 00:14:11,175
Well, I hope
you're both happy.
300
00:14:11,175 --> 00:14:13,052
Well, we're laughing,
ain't we?
301
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:14,554
[laughs]
302
00:14:20,017 --> 00:14:22,603
I'm sorry it didn't
work out, Larry.
303
00:14:22,603 --> 00:14:24,522
Yeah, take it easy, tuts.
304
00:14:26,273 --> 00:14:28,484
Well, I suppose you're proud
of yourself, Carey.
305
00:14:28,484 --> 00:14:30,152
Look, I had no idea
Mimi was gonna see that
306
00:14:30,152 --> 00:14:32,071
and tell Mr. Wick.
I-I'm really sorry.
307
00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:33,739
Oh, really?
308
00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:36,033
You know damn well
you were next in line
309
00:14:36,033 --> 00:14:38,661
for Larry's position
on the board.
310
00:14:38,661 --> 00:14:39,912
I was?
311
00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:41,538
Yes.
312
00:14:41,538 --> 00:14:44,250
Well, anyway, here's your pass
to the executive dining room
313
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,878
and your key to the company gym.
314
00:14:47,878 --> 00:14:50,798
You can use it for a paperweight
or something.
315
00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:55,761
I can't believe
I finally got on the board.
316
00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:57,304
Yes! Ow!
317
00:14:57,304 --> 00:14:59,056
I...pulled a muscle.
318
00:14:59,056 --> 00:15:00,641
I'm used to going, "Damn."
I'm not used to going, "Yes!"
319
00:15:00,641 --> 00:15:02,226
Ow! Damn!
320
00:15:05,187 --> 00:15:07,607
Anyway, finally
I got on the board. Wooh!
321
00:15:23,538 --> 00:15:25,416
Oh, come on!
322
00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:28,711
Would you two get
some table manners here?
323
00:15:28,711 --> 00:15:30,629
Between you and the popcorn,
and kickin' the popsicles
324
00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:32,173
you're grossing me out.
325
00:15:33,924 --> 00:15:36,344
Be right back with the corn dogs
and the tacos.
326
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,057
Hey, Drew.
327
00:15:41,057 --> 00:15:42,433
Did you see the front yard?
328
00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:43,767
See all the crap
the construction workers
329
00:15:43,767 --> 00:15:45,353
left out there,
you know I'm yelling
330
00:15:45,353 --> 00:15:47,020
but I got this big smile
on my face?
331
00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:49,314
'Cause I'm the new employee rep
on the board of directors.
332
00:15:49,314 --> 00:15:51,316
- Woohoo! Alright!
- That's great news, Drew.
333
00:15:51,316 --> 00:15:52,818
But wouldn't you
rather earn the job
334
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:54,319
than have it
fall into your hands
335
00:15:54,319 --> 00:15:57,072
'cause some poor co-worker
got screwed over?
336
00:15:57,072 --> 00:15:58,825
[laughs]
337
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,203
That's a good one, Kate,
why don't you tell me the one
338
00:16:02,203 --> 00:16:03,579
about how I turned down a date
with Uma Thurman
339
00:16:03,579 --> 00:16:05,706
'cause she was too drunk?
340
00:16:05,706 --> 00:16:06,874
[laughing]
341
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,752
[knock on door]
342
00:16:09,752 --> 00:16:11,337
And I found the perfect way
to get rid
343
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:12,797
of that stuff in my front yard.
344
00:16:14,048 --> 00:16:16,049
Why, hello, Nicki.
345
00:16:16,049 --> 00:16:18,094
- Come on in.
- Thanks.
346
00:16:18,094 --> 00:16:20,512
Listen, I'm sorry to bother you,
Drew, but, uh...
347
00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:22,181
...you have a dog?
348
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:24,182
Yes.
349
00:16:24,182 --> 00:16:26,977
Does he ever go to the bathroom
in other people's yards?
350
00:16:26,977 --> 00:16:28,813
He doesn't ask me.
I don't ask him.
351
00:16:31,607 --> 00:16:33,609
Does he usually put it
in a paper bag
352
00:16:33,609 --> 00:16:35,862
and write, "Take this"on it?
353
00:16:37,404 --> 00:16:39,532
Look, I'm not saying
who did what.
354
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,658
All I'm sayin' is
you get that porta-potty
355
00:16:41,658 --> 00:16:43,619
out of my front lawn,
it will stop happening.
356
00:16:43,619 --> 00:16:46,121
I'm sorry, Drew, but that's
the only place they can put it.
357
00:16:46,121 --> 00:16:47,915
Look, I'm not takin'
no for an answer.
358
00:16:47,915 --> 00:16:49,083
One other thing...
359
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:50,584
[clears throat]
360
00:16:50,584 --> 00:16:52,169
...I want you to go out
with me on Saturday night.
361
00:16:53,503 --> 00:16:55,381
I'm sorry. I can't.
362
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,384
Oh, I-I didn't
even think to ask.
363
00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,052
You're probably seeing somebody.
364
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:02,054
- No.
- 'Drew!'
365
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:03,514
Look what's on TV tonight.
366
00:17:03,514 --> 00:17:05,308
"Shut Up Now
And Save Your Pride."
367
00:17:10,813 --> 00:17:12,023
It's a repeat.
368
00:17:13,982 --> 00:17:15,276
Look, uh...
369
00:17:17,111 --> 00:17:18,945
Look, Drew, it has nothing
to do with you.
370
00:17:18,945 --> 00:17:20,572
Really, it's just...
371
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:23,283
I really don't wanna
go into it right now
372
00:17:23,283 --> 00:17:25,160
but I'll take care of
everything else you ask for.
373
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,787
And, uh, thanks again.
374
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,959
I...screwed up again.
375
00:17:31,959 --> 00:17:33,085
I gave in too easy.
376
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:34,753
[knock on door]
377
00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:38,006
Hey, looks like she likes guys
who give in too easy.
378
00:17:38,006 --> 00:17:40,258
Just to let you know,
I'm free on Friday night too.
379
00:17:40,258 --> 00:17:41,718
(Larry)
'You're free every night,
Carey.'
380
00:17:41,718 --> 00:17:43,429
'Now open up the door,
or I'll kick it in.'
381
00:17:46,556 --> 00:17:48,600
Larry, what are you doing here?
382
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,729
Got no money,
no home, no family
383
00:17:51,729 --> 00:17:54,482
and you're livin' all alone
in this big house.
384
00:17:55,732 --> 00:17:57,318
'All alone..'
385
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,071
Oh...
386
00:18:02,447 --> 00:18:03,949
- You wear Jockey's or boxers?
- Boxers.
387
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,242
Come on in.
388
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,371
[banging on door]
389
00:18:09,371 --> 00:18:11,290
(Drew)
'I'm coming. I can hear you.'
390
00:18:14,418 --> 00:18:16,170
Hello, Carey.
Where is Larry?
391
00:18:17,588 --> 00:18:19,381
Mrs. Louder,
have you been drinking?
392
00:18:19,381 --> 00:18:21,008
Have you been eating?
393
00:18:21,008 --> 00:18:22,385
[laughs]
394
00:18:25,679 --> 00:18:28,432
Larry!
395
00:18:30,184 --> 00:18:31,227
Well, uh...
396
00:18:32,269 --> 00:18:34,146
Hello, Fran.
397
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,523
What brings you by?
398
00:18:37,024 --> 00:18:39,485
What I came by for, Larry,
was to give you this.
399
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:42,654
Don't ever tell anyone about us.
400
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:45,241
Larry Almada's not for sale.
I'm kidding.
401
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:51,705
By the way, since we're being
so bluntly honest
402
00:18:51,705 --> 00:18:54,375
Drew took your job
on the board.
403
00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:58,504
Have a nice night, boys.
404
00:19:01,298 --> 00:19:03,884
I didn't plan it. It just
happened. I swear to God.
405
00:19:03,884 --> 00:19:06,345
You may have won
a little victory, Carey
406
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:07,929
but you're gonna regret it.
407
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,806
You're not cut-throat enough.
408
00:19:09,806 --> 00:19:10,891
Me?
409
00:19:10,891 --> 00:19:12,518
I could cut off your head
410
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,228
put it on my bed post
411
00:19:14,228 --> 00:19:16,856
take my hat off to you
every morning and say, "Hello."
412
00:19:19,649 --> 00:19:22,987
But you, deep down,
you're a nice guy.
413
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,530
The guilt's gonna eat you alive.
414
00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:28,325
Oh, yeah?
You don't scare me, Almada.
415
00:19:28,325 --> 00:19:30,327
The new Drew is ruthless.
I'm pure evil.
416
00:19:30,327 --> 00:19:32,621
I'm gonna keep this job,
no matter what.
417
00:19:35,915 --> 00:19:37,543
By the way,
if it gets cold down there
418
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,295
there's an extra blanket
in the hope chest.
419
00:19:40,587 --> 00:19:42,506
But it's real scratchy!
420
00:19:49,513 --> 00:19:51,390
Hello, Carey.
421
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,809
Do you know what day it is?
422
00:19:53,809 --> 00:19:55,727
I know it's not Hump Day.
423
00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:57,146
No.
424
00:19:58,522 --> 00:20:00,608
It's Fire Mimi Day.
425
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:03,527
What's that?
426
00:20:03,527 --> 00:20:04,862
Listen.
427
00:20:04,862 --> 00:20:06,906
Do you hear
church bells ringing?
428
00:20:08,365 --> 00:20:10,910
And look over there,
it's a rainbow.
429
00:20:12,452 --> 00:20:13,829
So when are you firing her?
430
00:20:13,829 --> 00:20:15,580
No, you are firing her.
431
00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:17,374
Oh, I didn't even
get you anything.
432
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,960
Put these jewelry
into her purse.
433
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,337
I'll alert security.
434
00:20:22,337 --> 00:20:24,381
When they catch her,
you can fire her.
435
00:20:24,381 --> 00:20:27,343
Oh, uh, do we have
to set her up like that?
436
00:20:27,343 --> 00:20:29,844
I mean, there's gotta be
a million reasons to fire her.
437
00:20:29,844 --> 00:20:32,222
Besides, I don't wanna
stick my hand in her purse.
438
00:20:32,222 --> 00:20:35,559
I need a henchman
on the board, Carey.
439
00:20:35,559 --> 00:20:38,270
That was Larry's job
and you took it so coldly
440
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:41,190
I just assumed you could handle
something like this.
441
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,735
Okay, give me the jewelry.
442
00:20:45,735 --> 00:20:47,613
Now this isn't gonna happen.
443
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:50,198
I resign from the board.
I feel bad enough.
444
00:20:50,198 --> 00:20:52,117
I'm not gonna sell my soul...
445
00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:53,827
...just for a better
parking space and...
446
00:20:53,827 --> 00:20:55,954
...and a lousy fillet with...
447
00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:58,039
...madeira sauce
and broccoli florets
448
00:20:58,039 --> 00:21:01,835
and new red potatoes
with just a hint of basil and...
449
00:21:01,835 --> 00:21:04,004
...for desert, your choice
of chocolate mousse
450
00:21:04,004 --> 00:21:05,714
or cherry cheese cake.
451
00:21:07,507 --> 00:21:09,051
It's just not worth it.
452
00:21:09,051 --> 00:21:10,970
What a boob.
453
00:21:14,723 --> 00:21:17,017
Drew's got the stolen jewelry!
454
00:21:17,017 --> 00:21:18,435
Security!
455
00:21:18,435 --> 00:21:20,062
'Security!'
456
00:21:26,943 --> 00:21:28,487
Try to be nice.
457
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:50,466
♪ Aah aah aah aah
aah aah aah aah ♪
458
00:21:50,466 --> 00:21:53,720
♪ All this energy callin' me ♪
459
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,223
♪ Back where it comes from ♪
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