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Mom, we need to pick up
bake sale supplies tomorrow.
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I'm blocking off time
on your calendar
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between "nap in my car"
and "get pedicure."
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I don't have
a pedicure scheduled.
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I know. I decided
those piggies need a spa day.
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Ugh!
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Work is so crazy,
I have no time for anything.
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Last week, I got a wax
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while having a virtual
gynecology appointment.
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[breathes deeply]
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Boy, I wish
my hearing was worse.
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Oh, Dad, before I forget.
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Are you dancing again?
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It's from my tip jar.
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I want to help out
with the bills.
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Not the water bill.
The way Carter showers,
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I'll never be able
to afford that.
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You're giving me cash?
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Wow. When was the last time
this ever happened?
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Um... Never, never,
never happened.
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Mom, I'm going
for my driving lesson!
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I'm not taking him
on a driving lesson today.
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Busted.
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Is that a driving
instructor's car?
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Temple of Vroom Driving School.
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[clears throat]
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I hired Carter
a driving instructor.
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Okay, this isn't how
I wanted you to find out.
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By that I mean, I hoped
you'd never find out.
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We have to move again,
don't we?
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Why didn't you tell me this?
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Well, your teaching style
wasn't exactly helping Carter.
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You made him flip off
a school bus.
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The little girl started it.
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Look, my dad taught me
how to drive.
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I taught you and your brother
how to drive.
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Which was great for
driving ourselves to therapy.
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Look, Pops,
I need to pass this test.
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Your teaching makes me
a little nervous.
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River's teaching style
is positive reinforcement.
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River is a dude's name?
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Or did you just make that up
to piss me off?
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I didn't think that
an emotional support
grandfather was a thing,
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but I'm legally
not allowed to ask.
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I signed the waiver.
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Do you want him here?
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Yes.
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[♪ rock theme playing]
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[tires screeching]
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Okay. Now, when you come
to a stop sign,
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give it a full three seconds.
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Think of it as a moment
of mindfulness.
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Or, really, we're in California.
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It's called the California stop.
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You glide up to it, take a look,
and you keep movin'.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Parker,
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as an accredited
driving instructor,
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that is very dangerous advice.
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As an accredited
driving instructor,
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let me ask you a question.
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About five turns back,
a BMW passed us.
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What color was it?
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-They'd never ask you that.
-Err!
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Wrong answer.
White BMW, chrome trim.
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A good driver
has to know everything.
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It's called
situational awareness.
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Okay, now we're going
to turn right up here.
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Just go nice and slow.
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[Matt]
No, no, no, no, no.
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This actually
goes into one lane.
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Just turn and go down
Sherman Way,
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that way we can
really beat some feet.
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Do not listen to him, Carter.
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He's not qualified
to give a lesson just because
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he bought his first car
from Fred Flintstone.
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Ooh! Oh no, he didn't!
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Not qualified, huh?
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How about taking a look
at my driver's license?
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I can drive a motorcycle,
regular vehicle,
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and I got a commercial license.
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I'm like Vin Diesel
with gorgeous hair.
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He does get furious fast.
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Well, it shows your license
expired two months ago.
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Were you aware
of that situation?
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Ooh! Oh no, he double didn't!
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♪♪
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Damn it!
The code's not working.
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It's not supposed to open.
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It's here to get
your fingerprints
and hunt down your family.
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-Do you need help?
-No! Ugh!
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This is worse than when
that Roomba sucked up
my birth control pills.
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But that all worked out.
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Mom, we need to get
the brownie stuff
for the bake sale.
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Ooh, I have stuff
to make brownies.
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But probably not the kind
you want to sell to kids.
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Whoever sells the most
gets to be principal for a day.
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This is it.
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My slow but calculated ascension
to world domination.
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May God have mercy
on Stanbridge Junior High.
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-[alarm blaring]
-[gasps]
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Gabe, why are you
just standing there?
Help me!
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Alright, everybody, listen.
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If po-po show up,
my name is Tyrone.
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[alarm stops]
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I don't want to point
any fingers,
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but I think somebody
killed the robot.
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Mom, can we go?
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If I don't win the bake sale,
Morgan Spelletti
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is gonna be principal
and make math optional.
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Why don't we just hand
the country to China?
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[sighs]
I'm almost done, honey.
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I just have to take
their orders,
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make the coffee,
clean up, close down,
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curl up in a fetal position
and have a little cry.
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Maybe we should just hand
the country to China.
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I could take Georgia.
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Oh, you don't have
to take her.
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Please take her.
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I got you. You have
a robot funeral to plan.
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I didn't know him that well,
but I'll speak.
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The delivery company
is going to charge me for this.
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We could fix it.
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[sighs] Thanks.
They're still pissed about
when I got drunk
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and rode one home
from the bar.
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Riley, that was me.
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♪♪
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[sighs]
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[groans loudly]
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[groans loudly] Oh, God.
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I just want to go to sleep
and never wake up.
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In a good way,
not the dead way.
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-What are you doing?
-Oh, I was practicing
for my driver's test,
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but now I'm watching videos
of people eating cinnamon.
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This dude just threw up.
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-I totally saw that.
-I know!
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Hey. Get all
you needed, Georgia?
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Yup. Then we got froyo
and hit an escape room.
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We were paired
with a British couple
who seemed smart
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but it was just their accents.
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Turns out they have
dumb people too.
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Remember they kept saying,
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[gasps] "This is quite
the predicament."
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Wow, you guys fit in a lot.
Guess everyone had a fun day.
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I ran out of gas
at a traffic circle.
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Ew, that sucks.
I'm sorry.
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Yeah, that sounds like...
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[both]
Quite the predicament.
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Today was the best, Eve.
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I wish we could hang out
again tomorrow.
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[British accent]
Ooh. Maybe you could
go out for fish and chips.
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Ooh, it's getting late.
Matt! DMV time.
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-DMV?
-Yeah.
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Grandpa's license expired.
River busted him.
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Grandpa yelled. River cried.
Grandpa laughed.
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Matt is handling this whole
thing surprisingly well, though.
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[groans]
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Smile for your picture,
Pops.
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[hisses]
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I renew my license
all the time, you know?
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I just didn't get
the paperwork.
And then--
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They always find me
when it's about jury duty.
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Well, that's because
if the government's got
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a list of 12 angry men,
you're on it.
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You know, I'll tell you what.
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This wait time is even
impressive by DMV standards.
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I don't think that woman
was pregnant when we got here.
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Next!
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How can I help you?
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Who do I complain to
about all of this?
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He means he's here
to renew this.
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Oh, I understand.
He just needs
a little extra help.
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Hm.
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Mr. Parker, you need
to retake your driving exam.
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What?
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[shouting]
You need to retake
your driving exam!
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Why does he need to retake
his driver's exam?
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Because that's what it says
right here on the computer.
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What?
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[shouting] Because
that's what it says right
here on the computer!
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♪♪
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Your grandma used
this religiously.
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Powdered sugar
was her cocaine.
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I thought that was Aunt Gwen.
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No, Aunt Gwen's cocaine
was cocaine.
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Okay, that's 40 brownies.
How many more do we need?
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200.
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I have to win the bake sale.
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The divorce
has been so hard on me.
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Fine, but it's late.
I'll finish up here.
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You go to bed.
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Thanks so much
for doing this.
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Especially because
we're gonna crush
Morgan Spelletti's soul.
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It's all gonna be
because of you. Night.
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Uh, 200 more.
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Where's Aunt Gwen's
booger sugar
when you need it?
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♪♪
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[smoke alarm beeping]
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Ah!
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Riley! Are you all right?
200
00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,768
What are you cooking?
Smoke?
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-[beeping continues]
-I'll shut it off.
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-My brownies. No!
-[beeping stops]
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I'm never gonna be
principal for the day.
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Goodbye, Harvard.
Hello, Arizona State.
205
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Ugh!
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I'll fix this, okay.
207
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,783
Oh, just not right now
because it's 5 a.m.
208
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and I have to go to work.
209
00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,829
Oh. Brownie jerky.
210
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Oh, my God. Fire, fire!
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Brownies!
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The company says
if they don't get the robot
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back by tomorrow,
they're gonna charge me.
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The credit card
is gonna get declined,
so joke's on them.
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-But please tell me
you fixed it.
-[Gabe] Fixed it?
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[scoffs] At Parker
Customs and Restorations,
we don't fix.
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We pimp.
218
00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,359
♪ Hey, chill,
don't bump the table ♪
219
00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:12,153
♪♪
220
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,197
Hey, hey, what's this thing
doing in the shop?
221
00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:16,950
He's teaching Gabe
how to do the Dougie.
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00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,993
This thing can drive,
but I can't?
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Guys, you are wasting
valuable time.
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Can I see the dance again?
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♪ Hey, chill,
don't bump the table ♪
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-♪ What'd you say? ♪
-♪ Don't bump the table ♪
227
00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,050
-♪ Hey, chill ♪
-♪ What? ♪
228
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♪ Don't bump the table ♪
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-Riley.
-Eve.
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What are you doing here?
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In an apron? Oh, God.
Are you and my dad
role-playing?
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Because my mental health
can't handle that right now.
233
00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:50,066
Your dad and role-playing.
Can you imagine?
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[in deep voice]
"I'm Mitch McConnell,
and I'm a sexy turtle."
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Georgia texted
about brownie-gate,
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so I thought I'd come help.
237
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,080
She texted you?
That's-- That's great.
238
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,623
I'm so glad you have
the kind of relationship
239
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,251
where you text her
and she texts you back.
240
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,086
It's really--
It's nothing, really.
241
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,921
It's just about the boy
in her math class
242
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,132
or how to use
the bedazzler.
243
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,301
She's making
Georgia 2028 hats.
244
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,511
Oh!
245
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,597
That's so fun.
246
00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,724
"Eh, we're so close.
We're working on
merch together."
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Oh, wow, you made
all the brownies.
More fun!
248
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,900
I had some time,
and I know you've
been so busy,
249
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,110
so I thought I'd take
something off your plate...
250
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,361
and put something
on your plate.
251
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,656
Little plate humor.
252
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,702
Eve. What do you think
of this outfit for dictator--
253
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:44,996
Principal for the day?
254
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:50,209
I love it.
The blazer says intimidating,
255
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,045
but the sneakers
say approachable.
256
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:56,174
You're right.
I should change my shoes.
257
00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:57,926
Hey, Mom.
258
00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,761
Oh, yeah.
Hey, I'm here too.
259
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,639
Why don't you go spend
some time with Georgia?
260
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,140
I got the brownies.
261
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,477
Um, what are you doing?
262
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,145
I'm just finishing them off.
263
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:13,191
That was my mom's sifter.
You can't just use it.
264
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,987
Oh, okay. I'm sorry.
265
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,530
"Oh, I'm Eve,
I can do everything."
266
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,368
I was just trying to help.
267
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,328
Yeah, well, you're not!
Spending all this time
268
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,163
with my daughter
making hats,
269
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,666
doing British accents,
sifting...
270
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,752
Riley, I'm sorry.
271
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,212
No, bup, bup, bup,
bup, bup, bup.
272
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,215
What about these?
273
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,717
Do these shoes say,
"Bow, peasants"?
274
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,722
Those are the looks of fear
I'm going for.
275
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,979
So, Judy, uh, anybody
get a perfect score on
this test, or...
276
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,313
Let me rephrase that.
277
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,607
How many other people
get a perfect score?
278
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,361
Hey, take a left here.
279
00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,654
-You got it.
-Yeah.
280
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,239
-Hm.
-Ah.
281
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:02,699
I see you're smiling
over there.
282
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,285
So, a good driver
notices everything,
283
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,204
and a great driver
can make people smile.
284
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:11,249
The only thing
that guy's noticing is
what's on his phone.
285
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:13,292
Yeah, he's probably Googling,
286
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,378
"How do I drive this thing?"
right in the middle of traffic.
287
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,717
So you agree?
People? Not so much.
288
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,511
Ugh! Do this job for 21 years,
you'll pray for the apocalypse.
289
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,679
[Matt chuckles]
290
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,890
Oh, here is great.
291
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,642
-Oh, good, good.
There we go.
-Oh.
292
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,310
-Matt, I gotta say...
-Mm-hmm.
293
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,396
I really enjoyed
our time together.
294
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,189
Time flies when you're
making fun of other people.
295
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,652
You're delightful.
296
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,529
[chuckling] Anyway...
297
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:42,780
you failed.
298
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,949
[scoffs, chuckles]
299
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,872
-I-I failed, really?
-Yeah.
300
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:53,750
You rolled through
three stop signs.
301
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,669
You were speeding,
and you flipped off
a crossing guard.
302
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,421
Pfft! We have beef.
303
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,340
You know,
I've been driving
my whole life.
304
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,051
I've never even
had an accident.
305
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,178
I get it, you're upset.
306
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,472
You know, the same thing
happened to my grandmother.
307
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,182
I failed her twice.
308
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,518
I'm sorry.
309
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,187
This is, like,
the worst day of my life.
310
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,521
And I'm a widower.
311
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:24,530
You got screwed.
You're a great driver,
like me.
312
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,032
-Stop sign!
-Oh!
313
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,160
-Wow.
-Sorry.
314
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,830
One Mississippi,
two Mississippi,
315
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,625
-three Mississippi and...
-Kill me.
316
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,756
[sighs] You know,
it's weird, isn't it?
317
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:44,425
I used to need you
to drive me everywhere,
and now you need me.
318
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:47,136
Real Lion King moment.
Circle of life.
319
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,724
I'm now the grandparent
sitting in the wife's seat.
320
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,562
-It's not that bad.
I mean-- Stop sign!
-Oh!
321
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,231
[exhales]
322
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,899
One Mississippi.
323
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,652
-[both] Two Mississippi.
-Three Mississip--
324
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,405
Pops?
325
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,365
Pops, where are you going?
326
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,575
They're gonna call in
a Silver Alert.
327
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,327
♪♪
328
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,710
Hey! Peace offering.
Nice bottle of wine.
329
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,379
Oh.
330
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,880
It's open.
331
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,175
[clears throat]
I had a really bad day.
332
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,264
Thank you.
But you don't have
to apologize for anything.
333
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,557
Uh, no.
334
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:36,227
I was tired, irrational,
and honestly... jealous
335
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:38,563
because you and Georgia
were having so much fun.
336
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,107
I get it.
337
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:44,527
My son barely spoke to me
when he was a teenager.
338
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:48,030
I set up a gaming profile
just so I could hear his voice.
339
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:51,367
And when my avatar asked him
how school was,
340
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,161
he threw a grenade at me.
341
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,205
It gets better.
342
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,748
Oh. Does it?
343
00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,334
It feels like everything
is getting harder.
344
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,919
I love running
my own business,
345
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,254
but I feel like life
was so much easier
346
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,881
when I didn't care about
my job.
347
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:09,093
I should have fired you
a long time ago.
348
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,556
Don't feel guilty
about finding your passion.
349
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,016
You're a great mom.
350
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,810
Ugh!
I just feel so overwhelmed.
351
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,396
That's why I got all weird when
I saw you with my mom's sifter.
352
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,316
It just reminded me that
she could do everything,
353
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,860
and you can do everything,
and I can barely do anything.
354
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:30,865
You know, when I was
first opening this place,
I was alone
355
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:33,409
and I felt like
I was drowning.
356
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,411
I barely had any time
to see my son,
357
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,706
let alone shower,
or change my underwear,
or meet a guy.
358
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,003
Maybe that third one
is related to the first two.
359
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,049
But I had to learn to lean
on the people around me.
360
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,426
You don't have to do this
on your own.
361
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,929
Asking for help does not mean
you're a failure.
362
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,973
Thank you.
God knows where
I got that idea.
363
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,976
Maybe from my dad saying,
"Asking for help means
you're a failure."
364
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,313
He said that to me
in bed last night.
365
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,356
[coughs, spits out wine]
366
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,944
What?
I didn't want to get up
to turn off the light.
367
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,069
Oh.
368
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,989
Thank God,
because otherwise...
blech!
369
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,953
Oh, you know what?
I'm gonna take this to go.
370
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,371
It's been a really bad day.
371
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,373
♪♪♪
372
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,003
Oh, hey. How did
the bake sale go?
373
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,383
You're looking
at your new principal.
374
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,010
Suck it, Morgan Spelletti,
and your dry-ass cinnamon rolls.
375
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,305
Hey, that's out of line.
376
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,474
Morgan sold
the dry-ass cupcakes.
377
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,017
Taylor had the dry-ass
cinnamon rolls.
378
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,229
-Where's Grandpa?
-Mm-mm-mm.
379
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,148
He got out of the car
in the middle of me
driving us home.
380
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,567
The streets have him now.
381
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,321
Huh, his phone's off.
382
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,740
We were just with Eve.
The shop is closed.
383
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,076
He'd better not be driving
without a license.
384
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,953
[sighs] I should have
bought more wine.
385
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:06,294
♪ On a long
and lonesome highway ♪
386
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,045
♪ East of Omaha ♪
387
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:12,800
♪ You can listen
to the engine ♪
388
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:16,429
Okay. Engine isn't running,
so it's not worst-case scenario.
389
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,891
Is he eating in the Impala?
390
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,185
He wouldn't even
let us drink water
391
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,104
when we were stranded
on the 405.
392
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:30,234
♪ Your thoughts will soon
be wanderin' ♪
393
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:34,947
♪ The way they always do
when you're riding... ♪
394
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,407
What's going on, buddy?
395
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,871
Oh, God.
396
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:44,457
You want me to get
the teeny-tiny car vacuum?
397
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,835
Nah. It's okay.
398
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,379
I'm just getting used
to the thought of not
driving again.
399
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,340
It's like Seger says,
I don't feel much like riding.
400
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:55,259
I just wish
the trip was through.
401
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,886
I'm sorry you failed
your driving test, Dad,
402
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,387
but you'll pass next time.
403
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,057
Maybe I won't.
My dad didn't.
404
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,351
He lost his license,
couldn't work,
405
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:06,562
couldn't do
anything for himself
except eat pudding.
406
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,024
But look at you,
eating chips.
407
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,529
No.
408
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,822
Intervention!
409
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,326
Hey.
Sorry if I upset you, Pops.
410
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,495
Nah, that's just
the circle of life.
411
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,080
On my way to Pudding Town.
412
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,333
Seriously?
Some instructor
413
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,752
fails you one time
and you're giving up on life?
414
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:32,963
Not giving up on life.
You just can't beat time, kid.
415
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,549
I think this administration
is getting rid of
416
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,468
daylight savings,
so we're getting close.
417
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,180
Come on, Dad.
You're a Parker.
418
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,099
When they took
Grandpa's license,
419
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,767
he drove for another
ten years.
420
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,477
Sure. The last two
were on his Rascal,
421
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,479
but he didn't know
the difference.
422
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,689
Yeah, that's because I put
423
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,399
a bigger battery in there
and new motors.
424
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,192
That guy was able to haul ass
through the hallways
425
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,653
of that old age home.
It was really funny.
426
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,196
That's where
I'm going to end up.
427
00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:00,658
We're not gonna put you
in a home, Pops.
428
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:03,452
Not because we don't want to,
because we can't afford it.
429
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,748
Bet we could
if we sold this car.
430
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,875
Over my dead body.
431
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,210
Well, then we'd
definitely sell it.
432
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,756
As long as you don't die in it
and decrease the value.
433
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,592
I'm gonna die in this car
right now just to spite you.
434
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,511
You're sounding meaner,
does that mean you're better?
435
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,221
[bag rustles]
436
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,431
No, no, no, no, no.
437
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,015
Don't eat in this car,
you little dweeb.
438
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,144
And he's back.
439
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,649
Thanks for fixing it.
440
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:37,069
Just so you know, I'm not paying
for any of the parts, or labor,
441
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,947
or the Western-themed
photo shoot you did with it.
442
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,533
No, that was Gabe's idea.
443
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:45,453
I just was happy to have another
reason to wear my leather chaps.
444
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,873
Goodbye, Doctor Funky.
445
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,000
You named him?
446
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,043
Oh, no. His moves named him.
447
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,213
♪ Here I am ♪
448
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,592
[crashing]
449
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,718
Doctor Funky!
450
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,428
Oh no.
451
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:04,847
Did I hit something?
452
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:07,183
I've got to get my license back.
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