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GENTLE CHATTER
Right, of course.
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SOBBING
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Hi, would you care
for any appetisers?
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Yeah? We have salmon.
Thank you.
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Mum, you OK?
Mm.
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It's like she's just popped
in the back for some more wine.
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I keep expecting her
to come round that corner,
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laughing at Sheila Roberts'
god-awful bob! Hmm.
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Have you got your hearing aid?
What?! Ow!
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Oh, sorry, sorry. Your arm.
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Don't...
I worry, Mum.
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And I told you, you don't have to.
Now, come on.
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How many points for the crem?
What?!
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I thought Peter's eulogy
was a bit... meh.
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I mean, when did
Marjorie ever "light up a room"?
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Bless her. I give it four,
and that's being generous.
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What?
Oh.
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Funeral Top Trumps.
Me and Marjorie used to...
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Darling, when you come
to as many of these as we are,
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you have to laugh, or you'll cry.
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Well, the spread looks good.
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What would you say? A solid seven.
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It's very beige.
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Play havoc with Marjorie's IBS.
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CYN CHUCKLES
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Oh, my God.
Don't start.
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Is that appropriate?
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Well, how am I gonna attract anyone
if I'm dressed like...?
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CYN GROANS NASALLY
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It's a funeral.
Oh, tragic, innit (?)
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You've got Tinder, Hinge,
and Grindr,
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and I have to make do with this.
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Dad's only been gone a year.
I know, darling.
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Although,
we didn't have a lot of fireworks,
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it doesn't mean I can't have
a bit of fun, does it, hmm?
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CYN GRUNTS
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SEDUCTIVELY: Wish me luck.
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I hope you...
Argh!
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'm... I'm really sorry.
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I'll get a...
There's a tea towel somewhere.
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There we are, now. I'll just...
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It's fine, Peter.
Oh, I'm sorry.
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Well, you should do... Yeah.
Yeah.
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Now, I just wanted to say I...
I found it in her jewellery box.
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I hope... I hope you don't mind.
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Look at the state of us.
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It took a whole can of hairspray
to style that beehive.
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What were we thinking?
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Well, you look very nice now.
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It suits you, the... the black.
Oh, good job, too.
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Social life's all funerals
these days.
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Yeah, well, I... I like...
I like the fit of it.
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Erm, I really enjoyed the eulogy,
Peter, for your wife.
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Oh, yeah.
Captured her perfectly.
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Oh, well, thank you.
That's... That means a lot from you.
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You know, you were
such a good friend to Marjorie.
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And I like to think
a good friend to me, too.
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Hmm. I mean... kept all
your little secrets, didn't we?
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Peter!
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Well, maybe now
we're both on our own,
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we can spend
a bit more time together.
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BEEPING
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Oh, my heart is racing, too.
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CYN PANTS
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Oh.
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Someone call an ambulance!
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It'll be full of old people.
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Well, I mean, you're quite old.
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Excuse me! 10,000 steps a day. Hmph!
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I'm sure they're all lovely.
You might even meet someone.
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I read somewhere there's a lot
of STIs in places like these.
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You know I'd have had you at ours,
but the boys are already sharing.
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Well, you've got your divorce lawyer
to thank for that.
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And I'm out all day,
so if anything happened...
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I don't need anyone.
I was coping fine on my own.
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Mum, I've really tried.
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This place had great reviews.
Yeah, on "Last Tripadvisor" (!)
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Honestly, one fall
and you put me in a home.
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Two, and it's not a home.
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It's a retirement village.
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You'll still have your own space.
There's just a supervisor on hand.
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To watch me every hour,
tell me off, treat me like a child!
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No, Mum. In case you collapse again.
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Look, I know this is gonna feel
very different.
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And I know that it feels
like a big step back...
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...but give it a chance, please?
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For me.
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I mean, you might even like it.
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SHE GIGGLES
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Ah! Oh, you must be Cynthia.
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And Amanda, is it?
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Hi.
I'm Heather, the village manager.
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I'll be here whenever you need me.
Always watching.
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HEATHER CHUCKLES
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Morning, Brian!
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Squire of the morris dancers,
isn't she fab?
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She's practising hard
for the big festival.
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Cedar Wood... stock.
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HEATHER CHUCKLES
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Although she has been told
several times to...
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SHOUTS: ..keep off the lawn!
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Erm, Heather?
Hmm?
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And this is reception.
Oh, let me show you to your room.
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CHIRPY MUZAK
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? Doo, doo-doo, doo. ?
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TIMIDLY: Amanda?
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And here's yours.
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Home sweet home.
HEATHER GIGGLES
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Feel free to make it your own.
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You'll find an approved list
of white paint in your welcome pack.
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SHE GROANS
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Oh, I found Dad.
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HEATHER CHUCKLES
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Our residents
absolutely love living here.
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There's something for everyone.
What are you into?
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Crafts? Sport?
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I'm a bit old for pasta necklaces,
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and I got all my swimming badges
in 1963.
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CHUCKLING: Well, I'm sure
we'll find you something. Yeah.
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Now, we do have one or two
little rules.
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Oh! "The rules for fun",
I like to call them.
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Yeah, I'm sure you do, dear.
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"No stiletto heels
in communal areas."
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Ruins our lovely new carpet.
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"No anti-social behaviour."
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"No noise after 9pm".
Shh.
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Bye, Mum!
No! Hang on, Amanda...
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Oh, Cynthia. No, please don't worry.
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You'll have plenty of company here.
Yeah. That's what I'm afraid of.
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KNOCKING
Speaking of...
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SING-SONG: Your buddy's here!
No!
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Amanda,
tell her I don't need a buddy!
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This is Mary...
Hi!
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...your new BFF.
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She's going to give you
the grand tour.
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No. See, I'm all right, thanks,
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cos I know that it's left
for the way in
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and right for the hospice.
Mum!
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Look, thank you everyone
for barging in,
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but I'd really rather be on my own.
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CHATTER
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TRAIN WHISTLE BLASTS
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'Two, down. Three, up!
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'Rest it. Three, two, one.
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'Go! One, stand. Two, down.'
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HUSHED CONVERSATION
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The Knit And Natterers.
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Don't get much knitting done,
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but they know everything
about everyone.
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Oh.
Can't have my buddy all by herself.
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Actually, I quite like
being on my own. Oh, hi!
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You wouldn't believe the gorgeous
pair of tits I saw today. Oh!
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I've got photos!
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This is Brian.
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The pervert.
Bird-watcher.
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Well, he was...
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LAUGHTER
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So this one is for Anne in Flat 12
from the walking netball girls.
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Anne, where are you?
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Ooh, there you are.
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You don't look a day over 81.
LAUGHTER
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Who's that?
Ooh.
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So, what do you want me to play?
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Frank Davies.
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Used to tour the clubs
back in the day, apparently.
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The Knit And Natter girls reckon
he's headlining Cedar Woodstock.
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SHE GASPS
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Cyn?
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Want something for your nerves?
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DEVICE BEEPING
I want to be on my own.
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Frank has this effect on all ladies.
Mira had to go on tablets.
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The Stitch And Bitch girls reckon
he's having a THING with Heather.
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It's not like that. I know him.
I mean, I knew him.
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You didn't!
Long time ago.
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Look, I know you're trying to be
friendly, but I don't need a minder.
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All this knitting, camomile tea,
bouncy people...
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SQUEAKING
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...it's just not for me.
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Help calm you down?
Oh!
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? Have a little sugar... ?
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Thank you.
Oh!
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MARY CHUCKLES
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? Have a little spice
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? Keep that fire burning. ?
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See, what it was,
me and my pal Marjorie,
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we were mucking about
at this open mic night.
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I mean, it was stupid, really.
We were both about to get married.
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I think I was trying to prove
I was still young.
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Anyway,
Frank Davies was the headline act.
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What was he like?
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Oh, you know, wannabe Sinatra.
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Smart suit, trilby hat.
He caught my eye once or twice.
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And then he came over later,
said he loved my song.
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And we went to a few clubs.
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And then we went back to his hotel.
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MARY GASPS
What was he like?
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He was...
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CYN GRUNTS
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MARY CHORTLES
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THEY GIGGLE
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I mean, it was meant to be
just a bit of fun.
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And then Marjorie decided
to go home.
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And I...
I stayed just for a week or two.
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He told me that he loved me.
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And he begged me
to go on tour with him.
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And did you?
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Of course not!
Oh.
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I know his type.
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Living out of a suitcase,
girlfriend in every city.
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Part of you must have wanted to.
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No.
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I went home, married Kenneth,
and had my Mandy.
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Best decision I ever made.
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MUSIC: 'Must Be The Love'
by Wesley Bright
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? Must be the love
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? Because it's driving me... ?
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KNOCKING
Cyn?
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Five minutes.
Come on. You owe me that, at least.
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Alexa, volume up.
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MUSIC VOLUME INCREASES
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? I haven't been the same... ?
Cyn!
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KNOCKING
? Since you came into my life.
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? No, no, no
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? They say that I have changed
But I'm probably
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MUSIC CONTINUES
FAINTLY
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? It must be the love... ?
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Hi, Cyn.
Ah!
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What are you doing here?
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Well, this is my flat.
I guess we're neighbours.
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Of all the retirement villages
in the world,
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she walks into mine.
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I just want to talk.
Go away!
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? But after all the rain
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? I saw sunshine in my life.
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? Must be the love, yeah.
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Must be the love... ?
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SHOUTING: Alexa, music off, please!
ALEXA PINGS
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I said, "Go away."
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I'll use my lifeline alarm.
Come on, Cyn.
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It's Cynthia.
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No, no, no. It's still Cyn.
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Oh. You do remember!
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Oh, come on, Cyn.
At least I deserve an explanation.
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You couldn't stop talking
about the tour, and then...
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And then I came to my senses,
went home, got married.
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You're kidding?
You went through with it?
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Best decision I ever made.
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What went on between us
was just pre-wedding nerves.
249
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,799
I just needed to get whatever it was
out of my system.
250
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:00,999
So, you used me?
251
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,839
SHE CHUCKLES
252
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,679
I used you?
253
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,840
You used a different girl
every night.
254
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,479
I know your type, Frank.
255
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:13,479
You chase after us,
tell us everything we want to hear,
256
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:17,239
make us fall in love with you,
and then when we do,
257
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,760
you lose interest.
258
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,230
That's what you really think of me,
is it?
259
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,000
DOOR SLAMS
260
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:41,799
The man broke into my flat.
I don't feel safe.
261
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:45,559
This place is full of freaks.
I dunno how you stand it.
262
00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:49,239
Some of them are all right.
If only I had somewhere else to go.
263
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,639
What about your old place?
264
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:53,319
Rented out.
Amanda won't let me live on my own.
265
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,359
Have you talked to her?
I don't wanna worry her.
266
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,670
It's me that should be looking
after her, not the other way around.
267
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,719
Anyway, I promised her
I'd make a go of this place,
268
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,760
and I've been here, what, 24 hours?
269
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,240
Six-and-a-half.
Oh, my God!
270
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,440
You promised you wouldn't leave.
I just said...
271
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,610
So...
272
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,650
...what if you didn't?
273
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:21,839
If I stay here much longer,
I will go mad.
274
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:24,320
What if you got yourself...
275
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,680
...kicked out?
276
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,999
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
277
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,959
THEY CHUCKLE
278
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,079
Let's do it! Yes!
279
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,239
HIP HOP MUSIC
280
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,119
? It is not always
What it seems... ?
281
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:43,000
I'm telling you,
it works wonders for my arthritis!
282
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,560
I am out.
283
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,830
Well, we are playing strip bridge,
aren't we? Hmm?
284
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,399
? Doin' the most
285
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,319
? I raise a toast
And I don't mean to boast
286
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,479
? But I'm that chick...
287
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,399
SCREAMING
288
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,919
Run! There's a snake!
289
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,079
? Waist feels slim
But my hips so thick
290
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,959
? Making all these
Other rappers sick, eh-eh. ?
291
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,119
No stilettos, tick.
292
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:13,839
Careful. The waiting list
for hip replacement is 18 weeks.
293
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:18,199
Please! I did the school run
in higher than these.
294
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:22,200
Although, it was a lot easier
before my plantar fasciitis.
295
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,399
What's that?
296
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,759
It got pushed through my door
this morning. Oh!
297
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,160
It's stupid.
Mm-hm.
298
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:39,599
"To the lady
with the kestrel spirit,
299
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,439
"whose laugh..."
CYN GIGGLES
300
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,279
"..whose laugh startles pigeons..."
MARY LAUGHS
301
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:48,120
"..and with the slender nose
of a heron."
302
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,959
Have you ever read anything
so crass?
303
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:56,119
Who's it from?
Well, it's obvious who it's from.
304
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,719
And it's offensive.
Is it?
305
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,880
Mary, have you seen the state
of him?
306
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,079
BIRD WHISTLE WARBLES
307
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:08,439
He's got the social skills
of an amoeba.
308
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,919
And he smells like compost.
309
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,999
It's a natural deodorant.
Oh, give me strength.
310
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:18,439
Mary, look at yourself.
You're fun. You're gorgeous.
311
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:21,599
With an interesting take
on vintage clothing.
312
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,840
How dare he even think
he's remotely in your league?
313
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,520
Don't worry. I'll see to it.
314
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,519
"See to it." Oh!
315
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,600
BIRD WHISTLE WARBLES
316
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,919
Brian, she's not interested.
She never will be.
317
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:42,800
So, you can keep your grubby,
little love letters to yourself.
318
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:47,200
Oh!
Frank!
319
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,250
Oh!
320
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,290
SOFTLY: You...
321
00:18:58,440 --> 00:18:59,800
KNOCKING
322
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,239
I'm so sorry.
323
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,759
Peter?!
Oh, no, no, no.
324
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:07,439
It's me that should apologise to you
after what happened at the funeral.
325
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,639
I'd been married so long
326
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,040
I just didn't realise
the effect I had on women.
327
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,959
Carnations?
Oh. Marjorie's favourite.
328
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,839
Yeah, she loved carnations.
From the Knit And Natter ladies.
329
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,519
Actually, she preferred...
It's a little "get well soon."
330
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:24,279
I've been needing something
to keep me warm at night.
331
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,679
...push the boat out a bit.
Frank!
332
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,599
What are you like?
Come on in.
333
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,079
Ooh!
HEATHER GIGGLES
334
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,359
...expensive, but, yeah.
Do they smell?
335
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,160
No, they don't smell.
Peter?
336
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,720
Why don't you come inside?
337
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,040
NERVOUS CHUCKLE
338
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,320
Still got it.
339
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:49,600
GIGGLING THROUGH WALL
Stop it, you!
340
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,679
That is decaf?
341
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,839
What? Oh, probably, yeah.
342
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,000
Careful!
Stop being cheeky.
343
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:05,319
Well, at least you've got company,
I suppose.
344
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,599
Yeah, far too much of that.
345
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:11,399
Yeah. I'm just rattling about
in my big old house all by myself.
346
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,360
PETER SIGHS
347
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,520
GIGGLING ECHOES
THROUGH WALL
348
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:23,200
CLOCK CHIMES
349
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,120
Peter...
350
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,000
...would you like to stay for dinner?
351
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,760
Yes, please.
352
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,640
SLURPS
Oh, it's hot.
353
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,960
The beef will be about an hour.
354
00:20:50,481 --> 00:20:53,639
We'd better make our own fun, then.
355
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,159
CYN CHUCKLES
356
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:58,240
Oh, Peter.
Whatever did you have in mind?
357
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,879
Oh, Heather,
you didn't tell me you had moves.
358
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,719
Oh, well,
I did do 12 years of Irish dance.
359
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:06,959
You know what?
360
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:10,559
SHOUTS: I do love a man
with passion!
361
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,759
CYN LAUGHS
362
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:15,359
Well, actually, I...
I am very passionate. Although, I...
363
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:20,440
I haven't since Marjorie,
so I might be a bit out of practice.
364
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,319
500-piecer.
I'll start with the corners.
365
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,359
Marjorie usually started
with the sky.
366
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,759
No. I... I won't, actually.
Thank you. No.
367
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,879
Plays havoc with my stomach acid.
368
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,930
GIGGLING THROUGH WALL
Let me look at you.
369
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:42,279
I'll check on the beef.
370
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,839
Oh. Oh, look. Erm...
371
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,719
Sorry, I...
372
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:49,560
I hope this isn't really forward,
but, I...
373
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,519
Can I be really, really cheeky?
374
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,320
CYN GIGGLES
375
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,250
I haven't been able to work
the machine since Marjorie died.
376
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,010
CYN GRUNTS
377
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,680
Show yourself out!
378
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,680
SOUL MUSIC ECHOES
THROUGH WALL
379
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,240
KNOCKING
380
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:36,239
Frank! Can you please
keep the noise down?
381
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,679
Come to break the other arm?
382
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,159
It was an accident!
383
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,999
I've told Heather I'm pulling out...
384
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,319
I don't need the gory details,
thank you.
385
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,839
...of the festival.
386
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,319
First gig in a decade. Pathetic.
387
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,439
I can't play the guitar with this,
can I?
388
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:53,040
Frank!
All right. I'll turn it down.
389
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:58,199
I didn't want to disturb you...
and your friend.
390
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,319
He's left, actually.
Really?
391
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,799
Seemed like a nice guy.
Solid. Just your type.
392
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,799
MUSIC: 'It Had To Be You'
393
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,799
Oh... Listen.
394
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,240
Do you remember this?
395
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,519
? It had to be you... ?
396
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,240
May I?
397
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:29,319
Why didn't you come away with me?
398
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:32,280
I thought about it. I really did.
399
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:37,319
Me and poor Marjorie
went over and over it.
400
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:41,240
And then I woke up one morning
and thought, "Screw it."
401
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,760
Got on a train
and went to Newcastle.
402
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,719
You came back? I didn't see you.
403
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,960
I went round after the gig
to surprise you.
404
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,240
And there you were,
coming out of the stage door...
405
00:23:58,800 --> 00:23:59,959
...with someone else.
406
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,480
Oh, she was...
I know what she was, Frank.
407
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,120
She was me five weeks before.
408
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,080
I thought you'd left, Cyn, honestly.
409
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,560
You were just having a bit of fun.
410
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:18,080
I never had as much fun
as I did with you.
411
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,560
I'm sorry.
412
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:28,730
I can't.
413
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,210
DOOR SLAMS
Oh!
414
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,479
This is disgusting.
CYN GROANS
415
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,799
Oh!
416
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,920
CYN GRUNTS
417
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,800
I think you and I need to have
a little chat, don't we?
418
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:19,559
Could it wait, dear?
I'm feeling a bit under the weather.
419
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,479
I don't know where to start
with you, Cynthia!
420
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:26,959
We have had complaints
about anti-social behaviour, nudity,
421
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:30,479
rumours about the ingredients
in your bake-sale brownies.
422
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,519
Evri are refusing to take back
the Gaboon viper.
423
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:34,839
CYN GASPS
424
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:38,159
And then, to top it all off...
425
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:42,359
you injure our poor, lovely Frank.
426
00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:46,359
You have cost us
our most exciting headliner
427
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:49,039
since that dancing border collie
off Britain's Got Talent!
428
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,270
Have you got anything to say
for yourself?!
429
00:25:52,891 --> 00:25:56,959
You've got five days
to find something else.
430
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,530
I'll let your daughter know.
No.
431
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,120
No, please. Let me tell her.
432
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,570
Oh!
433
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,040
DOOR SLAMS,
CYN GROANS
434
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,439
DOO-WOP MUSIC
435
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,119
? Shoop, shoop, shoop
Shoop, shoopie-doobie-doop
436
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:34,479
? Good morning, good morning
Rise and shine... ?
437
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,879
Bring the evidence.
Copy that.
438
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:40,959
? Good morning, good morning
Rise and shine. ?
439
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,400
THEY CACKLE
440
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,199
I know this is what you wanted,
but I will miss you.
441
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,759
You're a right laugh.
442
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,959
Number of damp-pants moments
I had since you got here...
443
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,359
MARY LAUGHS
444
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:57,959
Well, I might miss you...
445
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,759
Mm.
...a bit.
446
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,119
CYN LAUGHS
447
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,799
What did your daughter say?
Oh, you know...
448
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,040
You have told her?
449
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,439
It's complicated.
450
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:12,279
You do wanna leave, don't you?
I've got no choice now, have I?
451
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,840
BIRD WHISTLE WARBLES
452
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:25,079
Mary, how long have you liked
old bird man over there?
453
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,000
What? I...
454
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,880
I don't.
Hey.
455
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:37,159
It's not like I think about him
all that much.
456
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,440
I just...
457
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:40,640
...like our chats.
458
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,080
And his poetry.
459
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,879
Mary, I've seen better prose
on toilet walls.
460
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,959
There are 23 women for every ten men
in this retirement village.
461
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,119
As far as I'm concerned,
that man's a poet.
462
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:55,599
BIRD WHISTLE WARBLES
463
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,960
Anyway... we don't really...
464
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,000
...any more, so...
465
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,320
It doesn't matter.
466
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,520
Mary, I've got some making up to do
before I go.
467
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,240
KNOCKING
468
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,599
Oh, it's you. Cedar Wood's answer
to Charles Bronson.
469
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:28,430
Oh, you've heard, have you?
Well, I bumped into Heather.
470
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,279
Frank, I need to talk to you
about the festival.
471
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:36,879
You can't deny all those people
the chance to see you at your best.
472
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,359
I told you, without my guitar...
473
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,679
Yeah, but I was thinking
474
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,399
maybe you could make a change
to the performance.
475
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,239
Add a new element. Make it a duet.
476
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,160
FRANK SCOFFS
With who?
477
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:55,119
You?! Well, I promised
to sing with you 50 years ago.
478
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,039
Maybe it's time
I made good on my promise.
479
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,919
I don't understand.
I thought you're leaving.
480
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:02,479
Not until I get you back
on that stage where you belong.
481
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,239
You're not going to run out on me
again, are you?
482
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,919
Not with my plantar fasciitis, no.
483
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,400
Is it a deal?
484
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,759
Great. I just need one minute,
485
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,359
cos I need to go to talk to Mary
about her bush.
486
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,959
No. That was...
Just leave.
487
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,400
Oh, leave the room. God.
488
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,120
Brian?
489
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:24,720
Brian?
490
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,440
Brian?!
491
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,559
Ah, there you are. Hi.
492
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,359
Now, this is a bit awkward.
493
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,519
Obviously,
I said some things about you,
494
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,799
about your poor personal hygiene.
495
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,719
And I think there was something
about you
496
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,679
having the social skills
of an amoeba.
497
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,919
Oh. Sorry,
did I not say that to your face?
498
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,119
Oh. Oh, well.
Anyway, for some reason -
499
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,399
well, many reasons,
none of which I can remember -
500
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,359
Mary does, in fact, like you.
501
00:29:56,360 --> 00:30:00,079
If I were you, I'd write
another one of your so-called poems.
502
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,319
And this time, sign it.
503
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,599
She likes you. You like her.
504
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:08,559
No point in pissing about, right?
Yes!
505
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,160
Good boy.
506
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,959
Hmm. Yuck.
507
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:19,239
? It's London town
A town made for lovers
508
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,159
? London town
Ain't like no others... ?
509
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:25,319
Christ, I feel such an old fool.
510
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,959
I tried to play at being a pop star.
511
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,719
You're not an old fool, Frank.
512
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:35,639
You've got more sex appeal in your
good arm than any Gen-Z boy band.
513
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,000
I thank you.
It's my pleasure.
514
00:30:38,001 --> 00:30:42,599
Why didn't you say something
when you came to Newcastle?
515
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,000
Oh, Frank.
But I just thought that, you know...
516
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:47,760
I thought we could be...
517
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,599
...something serious.
518
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,999
You didn't want serious.
519
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,639
I did.
520
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,290
I thought we could make a go of it.
You know, wife, kids.
521
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:02,120
And then you blink,
and you're in your seventies.
522
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,359
No-one coming to visit.
523
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:10,640
Living in a... retirement village
for company.
524
00:31:10,641 --> 00:31:13,719
Why didn't you tell me
you were there?
525
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:14,799
I could've explained it.
526
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,159
Well, I didn't know
how you were going to react.
527
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,440
Oh, come on, Cyn.
I begged you to come with me.
528
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:24,440
Well, it wasn't just about me.
529
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,360
I was pregnant.
530
00:31:30,741 --> 00:31:33,639
So that's why you got married?
531
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,079
No.
532
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,879
Kenneth and I didn't
before we got married, it was...
533
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,320
over-the-clothes action, at best.
534
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,080
What are you trying to tell me?
535
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:46,800
I'm sorry, I...
536
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:51,839
I should've told you before,
but I only told Marjorie.
537
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:56,719
It was only years later I found out
that she'd blurted it out to Peter.
538
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,520
She never could keep a secret,
bless her.
539
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,840
I just wanted my baby
to have a father.
540
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,520
Someone who was present.
541
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,639
You didn't think to get me involved.
You didn't give me a chance.
542
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:17,240
I tried.
That's why I came to Newcastle.
543
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,239
You can go, Cynthia.
544
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,080
What?
545
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,800
Frank...
I just wanna be on my own.
546
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:02,480
? Been a lot of places
Never called one home
547
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,759
? A crowd of friendly faces
548
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:11,519
? Still felt alone
Till you... ?
549
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,999
Hiya!
Oh, hi!
550
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,119
A bit of Springwatch
and chill, is it?
551
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,399
? Home is where the heart is
552
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,599
? And you're my heart... ?
553
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,919
Make sure you use protection.
554
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:27,920
? Wherever you are
That's home. ?
555
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,320
Oh, Heather!
556
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,400
KNOCKING
557
00:34:10,431 --> 00:34:12,479
Ah.
558
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,239
You wanted to talk?
559
00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:19,239
Peter... Sorry about before.
Time of the month.
560
00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:21,319
Oh. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, of course.
561
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:25,199
You mentioned, er, about rattling
around in that big old house?
562
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:29,319
W-Well, yes.
There's always a bed for you.
563
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,720
It doesn't have to be mine, obviously.
564
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:34,359
Cyn, are you all right?
565
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,839
Leave me alone.
What? What's the matter?
566
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,319
No, no. She said, can you leave,
so will you leave, please?
567
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,519
What's it got to do with you?
568
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,919
What? You're him, aren't you?
You're the bloke in the photograph.
569
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,319
And you are?
Well, I'm... I'm...
570
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,239
We're moving in together, actually.
No, we're not.
571
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:51,319
What?!
572
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:52,759
Yeah.
No.
573
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,159
Don't. Get off.
Ooh!
574
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,319
How dare you! All right, go easy.
575
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,919
MUSIC: 'The Blue Danube'
by Johann Strauss II
576
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,560
SHE EXHALES
577
00:35:07,591 --> 00:35:11,079
Ow, my arm! Need to be careful.
BEEPING
578
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,239
Oh, are you all right?
579
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,519
I've got a broken arm.
It's all right. Give me a minute.
580
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,399
Can someone pull
my fucking lifeline?!
581
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,480
BEEPING
582
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,760
Nurse!
583
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,919
The beta blockers
should manage her bradycardia,
584
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,450
but I advise she watch her diet
and alcohol intake.
585
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,720
Avoid stress.
Thanks, Nurse.
586
00:35:40,191 --> 00:35:42,239
How are you feeling?
587
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:46,079
Mortified. I'm sorry.
What for?
588
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:49,039
The anti-social behaviour
or the casual drug use?
589
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,959
Heather is not a fan of yours.
590
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:54,279
I'm sorry for all of it,
but it'll be all right.
591
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,439
Cos once I get out of here,
I'll move in with Peter,
592
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,360
and then there'll be someone
there if I have a funny turn.
593
00:35:59,361 --> 00:36:02,079
Is this really what you wanna do?
594
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,680
It's for the best.
595
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,439
Mum, when Marjorie was alive,
596
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:11,199
you said Peter had the personality
of a tub of cottage cheese. Hmm.
597
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,319
Why didn't you tell me
things had gotten this bad?
598
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:14,479
I didn't wanna worry you.
599
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,279
I worry because I care.
600
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,879
Mum, we've gotta start
being open with each other.
601
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,719
We've gotta start talking.
602
00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:25,559
Mrs Jackson,
what did I say about keeping calm?
603
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,839
Kenneth wasn't your father.
Mrs Jackson...
604
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,599
Yeah, he was.
605
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,479
No, you don't understand.
You see, before we got married...
606
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,039
It doesn't matter
what happened before.
607
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:38,600
He was my dad. He was.
608
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,240
You knew?
609
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,080
I think I always suspected.
610
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,079
I never really saw much
of myself in Dad.
611
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,599
And after a few Chardonnays,
612
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,559
you and Marjorie
would always bang on
613
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,919
about some wild night you had
with a sexy singer.
614
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,239
Was it Frank?
Why didn't you say anything?
615
00:36:57,240 --> 00:37:01,120
Well, I wanted to,
but when Dad was alive...
616
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,000
...he stepped up, didn't he?
617
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,040
Cried at all my parents' evenings.
618
00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:10,440
Came to all my
terrible student shows.
619
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:16,360
And then after he died, I thought
about mentioning it, but...
620
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,600
...I guess
I didn't really wanna know.
621
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,399
What was the point?
622
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,720
Did it matter?
623
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,680
He was my dad.
624
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,799
And when he was alive, I...
625
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,599
I didn't want him to think
he wasn't...
626
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,600
because he was - enough.
627
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,319
Anyways,
this Frank's probably long gone.
628
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:43,920
Probably dead.
SHE SCOFFS
629
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,760
BEEPING
630
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,559
Mum, what aren't you telling me?
631
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,639
BEEPING INCREASES
632
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:53,840
Mum?
633
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,360
Cyn?
634
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,959
Oh, sorry.
I thought you might be your mum.
635
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,759
Well, you must be Frank.
636
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,679
Well, erm... that's my stage name.
637
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:24,559
I'm really Colin,
but we'll keep that between us.
638
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,319
AMANDA CHUCKLES
639
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,040
Nice to meet you.
640
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:35,319
So, she really is going
with that strong and stable guy?
641
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,319
No. She's... She's moving in
with me, actually...
642
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,639
Oh.
...for a while.
643
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,320
I'm sure we'll sort something out.
644
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,850
My ten-year-old's gonna move
out of the bottom bunk.
645
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,039
Oh, you've got kids.
646
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,759
Yeah, two.
Sorry, you... you...
647
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,159
you must be thinking...
648
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,280
Well, don't know what to think, really.
649
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,039
She wanted the best for you, Amanda.
650
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:06,039
And after what she saw in Newcastle,
she decided that I wasn't the one,
651
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:10,040
and I don't blame her,
but I'm not that guy any more.
652
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:17,519
So, if you wanted...
To what? I'm not gonna call you Dad.
653
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,000
No, you had a dad.
654
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,560
I just want to get to know you
a bit, that's all.
655
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:26,690
Yeah.
656
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,130
Yeah, maybe.
657
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:33,519
I'd better get this stuff
to the car,
658
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:37,719
tell my 12-year-old to clean
the dirty plates out of their room.
659
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:40,599
Look, I... I can't stop her going
if that's what she wants,
660
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,400
but there is another way.
661
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,999
? Let's get away to Monterey
662
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,240
? Or London scene... ?
663
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,679
KNOCKING
664
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:54,960
Come in, Amanda.
665
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,080
Actually, she sent me.
666
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:07,040
You know, she's great.
Mm.
667
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,840
She has her moments.
668
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,199
I just wanna say,
669
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,330
is there any part of you that would
like to stay at Cedar Woods?
670
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,720
Because you could always
live with me.
671
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,679
I've sorted Heather.
672
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,559
I'd rather not know
what you've done with Heather.
673
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:27,919
Er, is that a no?
674
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,719
Of course it's a no.
675
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:32,560
I saw you ramming your tongue
down her throat. Ah.
676
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,679
I'm so sick of you messing me about.
677
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:38,359
Telling me you've changed,
678
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,550
and you're pulling the same tricks
you pulled 50-odd years ago.
679
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,239
If Amanda can't pick me up,
then I'm gonna call a taxi.
680
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,999
"No resident-staff relationships."
681
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,799
It's the number one rule
for the village managers,
682
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,359
and Heather broke it.
683
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,160
And?
Well, she's on gardening leave.
684
00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:58,080
So she won't be able
to throw you out.
685
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:04,159
Do you expect me to believe
that you kissed her for me?
686
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:08,239
You know, she's been flirting
with me for months, and I...
687
00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:11,039
I knew I could get
her to overstep the line.
688
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:14,600
And I just thought, well, if it
meant I could get you to stay...
689
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,399
I...
690
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,840
I didn't mean you to actually...
watch it.
691
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:27,740
I hope I haven't blown my chances.
692
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,370
You and I have something to do,
haven't we? Hmm?
693
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,599
FLUTE MUSIC PLAYS
694
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,640
BELLS JINGLE
695
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,359
APPLAUSE
696
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:01,839
Mum?
697
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:05,559
Amanda, thanks for coming.
Yeah, of course.
698
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:09,199
You know, I never kept it a secret
to hurt you.
699
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,560
I just wanted you
to have a good life. Yeah.
700
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,199
Well, we've got a lot to talk about,
haven't we?
701
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,959
It's time we were honest
with each other.
702
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,679
But for now, good luck.
THEY CHUCKLE
703
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,199
MC: Put our hands together
and make some noise for Frank Fury.
704
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,439
Thank you.
705
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:30,280
APPLAUSE
706
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,959
We love you, Cynthia! You can do it!
707
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,120
CHEERING
708
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,640
You ready?
709
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,359
? It had to be you... ?
710
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,359
ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS
That's good.
711
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,000
? It had to be you
712
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,239
? I wandered around
713
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:58,599
? And finally found
714
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,000
? The somebody who
715
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,999
? Could make me be true
716
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,360
? And could make me be blue
717
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:13,479
BOTH: # And even be glad
Just to be sad
718
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,360
? Thinking of you
719
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,319
? Some others I've seen... ?
720
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:20,799
Let's boogie!
721
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,359
? Might never be mean
722
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:23,999
? Oh, yes, they are
723
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,559
? Might never be cross
Or try to be boss
724
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:31,719
? But they wouldn't do.
725
00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:35,879
? For nobody else gave me a thrill
726
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,839
? With all your faults
I love you still
727
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:42,519
? It had to be you
Wonderful you
728
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:45,279
? It had to be you. ?
729
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,279
Whoo!
Yeah!
730
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,680
PLAYS GUITAR SOLO
731
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:58,160
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
732
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:05,479
? Cold-pressed, super-hot
Tie me up now
733
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:09,639
? I've got a heart made of plastic
But I won't be your doll
734
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,599
? Spice and sugar rush
I'm in control
735
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:16,519
? I'll be taking my time
When I'm pouring it slow
736
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,399
? Cherry fizz, absinthe
Give me your name
737
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:23,479
? I've got a night stand at home
Where your number can stay
738
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,479
? Daydream, nightmare, I'm undefined
739
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:30,399
? No matter the form
I'll stay on your mind
740
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,280
? Girl talk, baby
Gonna give you a thrill. ?
741
00:44:33,330 --> 00:44:37,880
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