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[theme music]

[music playing]

[crow cawing]

Hmm.

[lint rolling]

Everything all right, sir?

Oh, you know, just internally screaming

while I prepare for a surprise visit

from one of the governors.

Boy, can't you all just feel this tension?

It's like my muscles are squeezing into little balls

and screaming.

Stop flinching.

You're only making it worse.

Oh.

[thud]

Woo, got it.

You boys should really start making use of our dry cleaning

services, you know?

Sir, permission to speak freely?

This had better be good.

How long has it been since you've

had a nice relaxing massage?

Jethro here has been taking clients on the side.

And-

Now, now, the Don probably cares

not for my masseusery business.

I'm sure he already has himself a-

[whoosh]

How are his hands?

Strong, yet supple.

I can vouch, you'll feel like a new man.

Se�or Paragon, Red Manuel's manos are also muy bien for-

Shut up, Red Manuel.

Oh, yes, s�, s�.

[doors slam open]

[footsteps]

[music playing]

Gentlemen, welcome to the Oasis.

Can I interest you in some cucumber

water, employee discount for the Oasis Spa and Resort?

[shuffling footsteps]

Ooh, paper correspondence.

[crumpling paper]

[drops paper]

[whoosh]

[smoking]

Governor Toro, to what do I owe this surprising and totally

unannounced pleasure?

Boy, have you always been this enormous?

Don Paragon, yes, I have.

Thank you for noticing.

Oh.

And you look as puny and pale as I remember.

It's murder to maintain this delicate complexion out here

in the desert.

But it's all thanks to the Oasis.

You'd love what I've done with the place.

Stop by sometime, I'll give you the tour.

It's not so grand or bloodstained as the Killosseum,

but we do try to-

Yeah, I'm probably not going to do that.

I've got very important things going on here.

But enough about my impressive, godlike strength.

I've heard an interesting rumor, a rumor that the Nomad is back.

[music playing]

Sorry, Toro, I think we're getting

some bad reception here.

Did you say, the Nomad?

Yeah, he's some bringer of dark magic

that El Rey has been obsessed with for like 100 years.

You know how he gets, or, well, probably not

because you're so low on the old totem pole,

like the very bottom.

So dark magic, Nomad-

you heard anything about him?

Mm, no?

[rustling paper]

What's my man got there?

What's on it?

I can't see, buddy.

[crumpling paper]

Oh, don't worry your beefy body about that.

It's just an art contest.

Trying to find someone to update my headshots-

you know how that goes.

[scoffs] Headshots- how has nobody beaten you

to death and taken your place?

Anyway, my soldiers are going to vamanos

around and check things out.

And my best champion is on his way, too.

I'd come myself, but I don't get out of bed for a body

count less than 30 these days.

Of course you don't.

I wouldn't.

Well, uh, the more the merrier, I always say.

Your men are free to enjoy all the amenities of the Oasis.

And, hey, lest you get any "bright, scrawny guy trying

to climb the ladder" ideas, if it turns out you've been hiding

Nomad's whereabouts or interfere with the search in any way,

I won't send an emissary next time.

I'll be coming personally.

And it won't be for a tour.

[whoosh]

[whoosh]

It'll be to beat you to death, which will require

little effort because I've got 700 pounds on you,

in case I was being too subtle.

[maniacal chuckle]

[whoosh]

God, you're weird.

[whoosh]

[music playing]

[shuffling marching]

Toth?

Hoo hoo hoo, what a rush.

Do you think he suspects anything?

No, no, don't tell me.

What you're going to do instead is to get out there again right

now and find the Nomad before Toro's

champion shows up, comprende?

And if he gets in my way?

Get him out of it.

Understood.

The only question is, where to start the next search.

Se�or Paragon, Captain Toth, this

man claims to know the most recent

whereabouts of the Nomad.

[music playing]

Can I interest you in some cucumber water?

He's in Eagle Canyon.

If you spot the Nomad, send up a signal.

[horse whinnies]

Got all your gear packed for you.

Are we not taking the wagon?

We aren't doing anything.

You are staying here.

But I want to help.

I'm well enough to ride again.

And you can't expect me to just stay behind.

I do expect you to stay behind because that's

what I'm telling you to do.

Your injury slowed us down last time.

That's not going to happen again.

Well, I-

I got hurt trying to save you.

I don't recall asking you to do that.

Look, the best way you can help right now

is to heal up and stay out of the way.

[horse hooves]

Let's move.

[galloping hooves]

[music playing]

Mmm.

[footsteps]

[whoosh]

[bird screech]

[chattering teeth]

[bird screech]

[ding]

[footsteps]

[sliding]

[bird screech]

[whooshes]

[squeak]

[boing]

[rustle]

[music playing]

[tugging sound]

[rip]

[bird screeches]

[sliding]

[tah-dah sound]

[jingle]

[music playing]

[whoosh]

[bird screeches]

[rustle]

[flapping]

[whoosh]

[bird screeches]

[wind whistling]

Sunny-side eagle coming right up.

[stretching sound]

Sand and shade, we've got to signal Toth.

[stretching sound]

[whoosh]

[explosion]

Forget Toth.

Red Manuel will handle this himself.

[bird screeches]

[screams]

[rolling sound]

[thud]

[rolling sound]

[music playing]

[bouncing sounds]

[whoosh]

[sliding]

CAPTAIN TOTH: Nomad, don't move.

[whooshes]

Do you know how long I've waited for this?

[blink]

[slide]

Of course you wouldn't.

You just move around from town to town

without a care in the world.

Meanwhile, the rest of us, the ones out here suffering

in this magic, forsaken desert, we're left to pick

up the messes you leave behind.

But none of that matters to you, does it?

[squeaks]

The rumor is that you actually care about people.

If there's any truth to that at all, you'd come with me now.

People are getting hurt out there looking for you.

And it's about to get worse now that you've

got a governor's attention.

[slide]

[boing]

[blinking]

Scout?

She almost didn't make it when we

followed you into that storm.

And if she hadn't, this conversation would

be going very differently.

So this is your last chance.

Come with me, no fights, no tricks.

Do the right thing.

[wind whistling]

[whoosh]

[music playing]

[whoosh]

[boing]

Huh.

[thud]

Hmm.

[tumbling and scudding]

[thud]

[footsteps]

Ah.

[clank]

Hah!

[whoosh]

[whoosh]

Hah.

Hyah.

Hmm. Hah.

[growls]

Rrr, huah.

[cracking]

[music playing]

[boinging]

[grumbles]

[thud]

Huah.

[thud]

[bells]

[footsteps]

[thud]

So I gave you a chance to do this painlessly.

But it looks like you made your choice, not that I'm

going to complain about it.

[whoosh] [bird screeches]

[thud] Oh.

[bird screeches]

[squeak]

[metallic clank]

[bird screeches]

[boinging]

[music playing]

[bird screeches]

[boinging]

[thwack]

Huah.

[boinging]

[thud]

Humph.

[growls]

[bird screeches]

SKOUT: Stop right there, mama bird.

[whoosh]

[bird squawk]

[thuds]

Step away, nice and slow like.

[thud]

Skout, what are you doing here?

I followed you.

Took me a bit to get down into this canyon,

but I told you I could do it.

I told you-

Don't worry, Toth.

I got this.

Go on, mama bird, git.

[music playing]

[bird screeching]

Mmm.

Skout.

Oh, curse my tender heart.

[wings flap]

[bird screeches]

[grumbles]

Whoa- ah.

Huh?

[grumbles]

[bird grunts]

[flapping]

[bird screeches]

[wind blowing]

[nervous chuckle] Thanks?

[whoosh]

Whoa, ah, ugh.

[thud]

What were you thinking?

Look, I know you said to stay behind.

But-

Ignoring the fact that you disobeyed my order,

there's also the matter that you had a chance to catch

the Nomad, and you flinched.

What did you want me to do, throw the egg over?

If that's what it takes to get the job done, then, yes.

I'd throw almost anything over that cliff

if it meant catching the Nomad.

You didn't throw me over.

If I can't trust you to follow orders, then I can't trust you.

I just wanted to help.

I didn't ask you to help.

Yeah, I noticed.

In fact, you've been doing a lot of telling lately

and not much asking at all.

I'm sorry, maybe you're confused about what this is.

This isn't a partnership.

We are not a team.

There is no us.

There's me and you.

That's all this has ever been.

It's all it'll ever be.

Well, then I apologize, boss.

I guess I was mistaken.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to reassign you.

You are a weakness, one that I can't afford anymore.

[footsteps]

Skout?

[music playing]

[wings flap]

[thud]

[birch screech]

[cracking]

[baby bird squawk]

[bird squawk]

[baby bird squawk]

[bird squawk]

[whooshes]

[footsteps]

[music playing]

[whoosh]

[train whistle]

[footsteps]

[sloshing in bottle]

[whoosh]

[squeak]

[footsteps]

[scribbling pencil]

They say the body count keeps rising

in the hunt for the Nomad.

I heard he left some kooky undertaker tied up in his home,

and that was after bankrupting a traveling circus.

What did I tell you?

That Nomad's nothing but trouble.

I wish he'd just leave us all alone.

[squeak] [hawks and spits]

[footsteps]

Do you- do you got to do that, man?

It's so unsanitary.

[music playing]

[horse footsteps]

[whistles]

Oh.

[groans]

We've been looking for days.

When will she stop?

Probably not until she fills the hole

in her heart, my friend.

Oh, great, we're doomed.

Paragon did say not to come back until we had the Nomad.

If Red Manuel were in charge of this mission, we-

[IN UNISON] Would have caught the Nomad.

We know.

Does Red Manuel say this often?

It's kind of all you talk about, amigo.

Like all you talk about.

Oh, well, if Red Manuel were in charge, maybe

he could change the subject.

CAPTAIN TOTH: Halt.

[music playing]

[galloping]

Oh, no.

Governor Toro's champion.

[sliding]

[rueful chuckle]

[rustling]

Wow, he's so cool.

[smack]

Oof.

[grumbles] We have to move, quick.

Skout, any idea where we should-

[whooshes]

Never mind.

[snaps reins]

[horse footsteps]

[music playing]

[footsteps]

One ticket, please.

Where are you headed?

Running away from your problems?

[sighs] Is it that obvious?

Oh, that's just a funny joke I say to all the folk

that come through here.

But, yes, it is.

Whatever gets me closest to the Iron Border, I guess.

Can do.

Choo-choo.

That's just another funny joke I do sometimes. [WHISPERING]

I'm not really a train.

TRAIN STEWARD: Last call.

All aboard.

[train whistle]

[music playing]

[whooshes]

[train chugging]

OLD WOMAN: Oh, dear, don't you look sad.

[clicking needles]

Oh, I guess it is pretty obvious.

Mm-hmm.

I really messed things up with someone I care about.

And now she's disappointed in me and doesn't

want me around no more.

And I just feel like such a dunderhead for thinking

she actually cared back.

But there's only one thing she cares about.

[clicking needles]

Hmm, that wasn't really an invitation to prattle on,

sweetie.

[quick footsteps]

You don't have some sob story, too, do you?

[slide]

Thank goodness.

[clicking needles]

Much better.

[music playing]

[boing]

[footsteps]

[grunts]

[door shuts]

[door opens and shuts]

[rustling paper]

[squeak]

Don't move, or I tell everyone on this train

who you really are.

[squeak]

Don't you play innocent with me.

Honestly, you think you can disguise yourself with nothing

but a handkerchief?

That's one of the worst darned disguises I ever seen.

[slide]

Sorry.

I didn't mean to be a snapper-mouth about it.

It's just you've given all of us a really hard time.

And now Toth hates me.

And- wait, you know what?

I'm not sorry. [bangs table]

- Shh. - Sorry.

[rustling]

What are you doing on this train?

[boing]

[whooshes]

You really think that's going to work?

This- it's not going away.

No matter where this train takes you,

you're still going to be you.

[jingling]

[whoosh]

Where am I going?

Guess I'm running, too.

Going back home, if anyone there will still have me.

Oh, suppose the honest answer is I have no idea where I'm going.

But maybe it don't have to be that way, not if-

and hear me out- not if I take you back to the Oasis.

[blink]

[slide]

No, listen, it makes sense.

Someone's going to catch you either way, right?

That's what's going to happen.

[rattling]

[boings]

Eventually, one of these bounty hunters

will catch you and take you El Rey.

And he'll do whatever it is he does.

I won't lie, it's probably bad.

[squink]

But if it's going to happen no matter what,

we can skip all the rigmarole if you just turn yourself in to me

instead.

I mean, think about it.

Everyone will stop doubting me.

And Toth will have to forgive me.

[squink] [boing]

[slide]

This is going to work.

I hereby dub you my prisoner.

It'll be perfect. [crash]

[music playing]

Hands up, everyone.

This is a train robbery.

You ain't got to tell them what kind of robbery it is.

They know they're on a train.

Hands up, everyone.

This is a regular robbery on a train.

Cow patties.

[footsteps]

[clinks]

[train whistle]

[whistles]

[horse snuffles]

Now, until we get your money, y'all is prisoners.

Don't want no hero business, neither.

Why should I give you my money?

Ain't you heard of us?

We're the Near-Sighted Bandits?

Wouldn't it be better to call yourselves the Blind Bandits?

Oh, man, that's actually way better.

Ugh, why is it that every time we almost catch you,

a third party intervenes?

[thumps table]

[slide]

But if anyone can get us out of this, it's you and your magic.

[squink]

Hey, now, last I checked, you were my prisoner.

So you still got to do what I say.

[squink]

OK, yeah, I know that technically

we're their prisoners, too.

But that don't change the fact that I caught you first.

[slide]

[sighs] And look at these people.

If you don't do it for me, at least do it for them.

Please?

[jingles]

[music playing]

[whoosh]

Hey, what's one of ours doing over there?

[slide]

Yeah, you.

Take this and start grabbing some moola.

[rustling]

[clanks]

Go on, like this.

[footsteps]

[clanking and clattering]

Quit wasting time.

If these bandits figure out who you are,

you better believe they're going to try

and get your bounty themselves.

Whoa, this is heavy.

[rustling]

[music playing]

Hey, flying money.

Get it.

[chattering and scrambling]

Come on, let's get the rest of 'em.

[door slides open and closed]

Everything all right in there?

WOMAN: [MUFFLED] Why does money make people so crazy?

[squink]

Who's the sad-looking girl?

A hostage?

Yeah, a hostage.

[THROUGH CLENCHED TEETH] Take me hostage.

[squeak] [smack]

[thud]

Hey, that ain't how you take a hostage.

By gum, boss, it's the Nomad.

[music playing]

Looks like our payday just got way bigger.

Get him.

Time to go.

[door slides]

Uh.

[boing]

Use your magic.

[flapping]

[smack]

[muffled sounds]

Ah!

[gunshot]

[shimmering sound]

[whoosh]

Ah.

You did it.

Not so fast.

You're my hostage now.

[squeak]

That's not what hostage means.

Hey, let him go.

He's my prisoner.

Or what, girlie?

Looks like you're all out of options.

[ding]

Ah, my good eye.

[rustling]

Hey, what's that blurry thing up there on the ridge?

[wind whistling]

That's Toro's mark.

[music playing]

[footsteps]

[train whistle in distance]

[train rumbling]

[grunting]

[whack]

[train whistle]

[screeching wheels]

[crash]

[thud]

[rumbling and squeaking metal]

[breaking glass]

Ugh.

[coughs]

[music playing]

Whah.

[grunts]

[squeak]

End of the line.

[whistles]

[theme music]

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