All language subtitles for Ghosts s05e07 The Proposal.eng

[sighs]

It's just so sad.

What's going on?

Sass has been posting up
on that bench

for three days,
pathetically waiting for Joan.

She said
she'd be back November 28.

That's the day the lovers

in her steamboat romcom
finally kissed.

But unlike the plucky heroine
in Choppy Waters,

this woman clearly has
no intention of returning.

Someone needs
to just set him straight.

We can't have him sitting out
on that bench all day.

- I know. Poor guy.
- HETTY: No.

I mean, he's in direct view
of my pondering window.

I don't want to be looking
at that sad sack while I ponder.

- Agreed.
We should say something. - [scoffs]

Um... hey, guys.

Hey, Sass. There's our slugger.

I'm starting to worry
that Joan's not coming back.

That maybe
she doesn't like me anymore?

Uh, is that crazy?

- No.
- What? - Not possible.

- She's obsessed with you.
- SASAPPIS: Great.

So, I should go back out there
and wait, or...

Absolutely.

- Okay.
- Although, maybe you should try

waiting at the bench
at the back of the house.

If memory serves, I believe,

last time,
she arrived from the south.

Yeah. Good call. Okay.
[chuckles]

Thanks, guys.

Poor schmuck.

Somebody should really
say something. Hmm.

? ?

JAY:
Oh, man, last night was rough.

Oh, the dishwasher broke
at Mahesh.

And then Sass came
into my dreams

to whine about Joan. Again.

- Sass is in here.
- Oh, boy.

Ah, sorry for bending your ear,
Jay.

Oh. Also, Natalie Portman was
in his dream last night. Again.

TREVOR:
You know, Sass, now that Jay

has so callously brought it up,
it does seem

like Joan might not
be coming back.

Yes, Sasappis. I'm sorry.

I know that's difficult to hear.

SASAPPIS:
Oh, you guys are right.

I'm such an idiot, and-
ugh, why is love so hard?

- Guess who's getting married?!
- SAMANTHA: Oh, my God.

- Eric proposed?
- No, but he's going to.

Imminently. Get this.
He called me,

asked me if my nails were done.

And said he's coming
to visit tomorrow.

And last week,
he asked me for my ring size.

I'm so happy for you.

Oh, let me also note
that there are no employee

or family discounts
for weddings at the mansion.

- Jay...
- Bela, I'm so excited for you.

It is kind of a bummer
I know it's coming, though.

I guess I just always imagined

that my proposal
would be a surprise.

JAY:
Ah, your proposals

don't always go the way
you expect them to go.

When I proposed to Sam,
it was a bit of a mess,

but ultimately,
it didn't matter,

because
it's not about the proposal.

- Uh-huh.
- Oof. That "uh-huh" tells a sad tale.

So, have you given any thought
to a maid of honor? [laughs]

You know what's crazy?

I've never even been one.

Seriously, Sam? So thirsty.

Yeah. I don't actually know if
we're gonna do wedding parties.

Incredible. That question
was so uncomfortable,

it caused Bela to abandon

[laughing]:
wedding parties completely.

Oh, it would be so boring
to be a ghost

- in the house of
a socially adept Living. - Mm.

- We are lucky.
- Hmm.

ISAAC: Life is hard
in the basement, Peter.

Those freaks sleep standing up.

Well, no one's forcing you
to live down there.

[chuckles]
I have to establish residency.

I lost the upstairs primary.

Now, my only chance

at winning the ghost
representative election lies

in my securing the nomination
of the basement ghosts.

How do you sleep standing up?

I don't. I haven't.

And the only thing worse
than the nights are the days...

with the wall-to-wall
water-heater talk.

"Have you heard that gurgle?"

"Ooh,
that's a pretty good gurgle."

Isaac, why are you doing this
to yourself?

Even if you win, the position
doesn't even mean that much.

It means everything, Peter.

I'm an elected official
who's never won an election.

Uh, I mean,
maybe you can get Sam

to move a cot
down there for you.

[laughing]:
No, no, no, no, no.

If I am to win their vote,

I need to show
that I am one of them.

A man of the people.

You see, Peter...

[snores lightly]

Isaac?

- Isaac!
- Yes. Gurgles.

Heard the gurgles. Ooh.

And the order for the
new dishwasher has been placed,

which is the least exciting
thing I've ever spent money on.

My dishwasher slept
with my husband.

Quit your complaining.

I'm such an idiot.

What happened?

Eric's not coming.
There's no engagement.

I got completely Sasappis'd.

What was that? Sasappis'd?

Some people are using it
as a sort of catchall

for experiencing profound
romantic disappointment.

- What's going on?
- BELA: Eric just called

and said
he's canceling his trip.

He said he had
an "architecture emergency."

This term made the leap
to the Livings?

When something's catchy, bro.
You should be flattered.

BELA:
And get this. The reason

he asked my ring size is

because he's getting us
his and hers bowling balls.

Well, you know...

Oh, no, Jay's terrible
at silver linings.

...it's almost the weekend.

That ain't even connected.
What is wrong with him?

BELA: I can't believe I
thought he was going to propose.

I just paid a woman $100 to put
snail mucus all over my face.

Snail mucus, Jay!

In my day, we powdered our faces

with lead and arsenic.

We didn't know. We didn't care.

We looked incredible.

[sighs] I'm gonna go watch
some bowling tutorials,

'cause that's my life now.

Just a sad bowling lady

with great skin
and a well-fit ball.

- [footsteps retreating]
- TGIF.

[sighs]
Just stop.

She's going to be so surprised.

Wait,
what are you talking about?

Eric didn't actually cancel.
He just pretended to cancel

so he could surprise her.

- I called him
and gave him the idea. - JAY: Babe, I don't think

this is something you should
be getting involved in.

Oh, come on. I just want Bela
to love her proposal.

It's something that only happens
once. It's a big deal.

Does this have something to do
with our proposal?

No.

- That's a yes.
- JAY: Okay,

first of all, obviously,
I wasn't planning on doing it

on the tarmac at JFK
after a baby puked in your lap.

- What the hell?
- JAY: I was gonna do it

in the Bahamas, but then,
I pulled out a napkin

from my pocket, and also,
accidentally, the ring,

and then,
you saw the ring, and...

And then you said a bunch
of swear words, and you said,

"I guess you know
I want to marry you."

And I love that that's
our story, Jay. I really do.

But we have the chance
to give Bela one

that makes her really happy,
so why not try?

Okay.

You know, what I had planned
was pretty cool, by the way.

Mark, the contractor-
he proposed in a Rite Aid, so...

Now he's just listing
worse proposals?

This is not
where you want to be, bro.

[snoring]

[water dripping]

Oh, yes.

[sighing]:
Oh, yes.

[sighing]:
Ah.

Mm.

- NANCY: Well...
- [gasps]

...well, well.

A gal goes out
for an evening cheese sniff,

and what does she find?

A stinker.

- I can explain.
- Oh, you're not one of us.

You're a lay-down cushion boy,

and you're never gonna be
our ghost representative.

No! I'm a man of the people.

- Oh, you're a man of the couch.
- No!

Nancy, wait.

I was just resting my eyes.

I loathe being prone.

Nancy!

[insects trilling]

WOMAN [on screen]:
Oh, it's so beautiful.

And it fits.

The bowling ball fits.

[footsteps approaching]

Hey, there, Bela.

Um, I'm Sass. [laughs]

Sass? What are you doing here?

I can go into people's dreams.
It's not a big deal.

But it is a tier-one power.

Anyway, I just came
to check on you.

I heard about the whole
engagement disappointment.

That's really nice of you.

Look, I get it.

I've been going through
kind of a tough time myself.

[dramatic music plays on screen]

Thanks.

Tomorrow is going to be so fun.

I can't wait
to see the look on Bela's face.

Yeah. I just...
I hated seeing her so upset.

Jay, it's one night.

Then she'll have the rest
of her life to be happy.

Nothing bad is going to happen

because of one night
of disappointment.

I mean,
maybe he'll never propose.

Well, he'd be an idiot,
because you're awesome.

Aw. You're awesome.

- I'm so lonely.
- Me, too.

? ?

JAY: Good morning, babe.
Anybody get engaged yet?

All Eric would say
on the phone is

that it's definitely
happening today,

and it's going to be incredible.

- Hey, uh, Sam,
can I talk to you? - Absolutely.

- Sass is in here.
- Um, okay, don't really know

how to say it, so, I'm just
going to come out with it.

I hooked up with Jay's sister.

- [Hetty and Alberta gasping]
- What? - What?

- How?
- What's happening? - SASAPPIS: In her dream.

I went in there to commiserate,

and, you know,
one thing led to another, and...

Sass and Bela hooked up
in her dream.

Oh, God.

That crazy bitch did it.

She finally hooked up
with a ghost.

This is bad. This is very bad.

Well, hold on.
Nothing really happened.

It was just a dream.

Interesting. Okay, I want
to go on this journey with you

because it makes
my sister less crazy.

And mitigates
his Natalie Portman problem.

But I do have to point out that

none of this would have happened

if you hadn't meddled
in her engagement.

What is he talking about?
What engagement?

Bela said
that Eric's not proposing.

Bela was mistaken,
because our friend Sam

engineered a delay
in the proposal

for the purpose
of setting up a surprise.

SASAPPIS:
Oh, my God.

I'm a homewrecker.

From virgin to homewrecker
in a matter of months.

What a journey.

I'm sorry, Jay. And Sass.

But I do believe
we have a bit of a loophole-

some moral wiggle room,
if you will-

with the whole "hooking up
with a ghost in a dream" thing.

- Okay.
- TREVOR: I can't believe

I wasn't the first ghost
to hook up with a Living.

It was my destiny.

JAY:
Well, what if Bela feels guilty

and tells Eric?

That'll blow up
the whole proposal.

So let's get ahead of it.

We'll talk with Bela,
and reassure her

that she's done nothing wrong.

Wrong, no. Weird, yes.

And then everything
will be back on track.

And Bela and Eric
will be engaged,

and I will be the maid of honor,

and I'll push for a fall wedding
because...

[laughs] I'm an autumn.

Her eyes went black
when she said that.

It was terrifying.

NANCY:
All right, Isaac.

We discussed your situation
and came to a decision.

There was a large contingent

that wanted
to kick you out of the basement.

But we think you deserve
a chance to prove yourself.

- Of course. Anything, name it.
- NANCY: Okay.

If you want
to stay in the basement,

then you got to participate

in one of
our most cherished rituals.

Fight club.

Fight club?

You don't know about fight club?
It's the best.

I'm sorry. You've been, Peter?

[chuckling]:
Yeah.

I never miss it.

[crowd clamoring]

Finish him!

Yeah!

- Yeah!
- [laughter and shouting]

God, I love bloodsport.

So, are you in?

I... Yeah, sure.

I am in. I will

watch fight club
and cheer with great fervor.

Oh, you're not watching, buddy.

You're fighting.

What?

Hmm. So this is
the new dishwasher?

Yeah. Apparently, it has Wi-Fi.

Why?

I don't know.

Uh, Bela, we wanted to talk
with you about something.

We know about what happened
with you and Sass.

And we don't think
you should feel bad about it.

Though it's fine to feel bad

that the hookup was
with your backup ghost.

I actually don't feel that bad.

I mean, the way Eric canceled
on me yesterday?

- He clearly doesn't care.
- SAMANTHA: Yeah, about that...

Eric didn't actually
cancel on you.

He just pretended to cancel.

Why would he do that?

Because Sam is a psychopath.

Because he wanted
to surprise you.

BELA:
I can't believe this.

So I cheated on Eric?

With my backup ghost?

- Booyah. Suck it, Sass.
- JAY: Here's the thing.

We think what happened
between you and Sass falls

in this dreamy, ghosty,
gray area.

So, wait.
Eric's still coming to propose?

- Yes.
- And you don't think I need to tell Eric

about the whole
hooking up with Sass thing.

Ah. We just feel like
it's going to hurt him.

ERIC:
It does. It hurts.

- SAMANTHA: Eric?
- ERIC: I'm in the box.

- Surprise.
- JAY: Wait.

Where's the dishwasher?

Oh. Uh, I installed it for you.

- Oh, damn it. He's a good guy.
- [phone buzzes]

I just got an email
from the dishwasher.

Said it's starting
the rinse cycle.

Yeah.

Programmed it.

I-I can't believe you hooked up
with a ghost the night

before I was gonna ask you
to marry me.

Past tense.
Not looking good, Samantha.

BELA:
I was upset.

I was expecting a proposal,
and then

it seemed like
you weren't coming.

Eric, please.
I don't even care about Sass.

I felt like we shared something,
but I understand

- you're making a point.
- [phone buzzes]

Babe, the dishwasher's asking
if we have any rinse aid?

ERIC:
I'm sorry, Bela, but

your attraction to ghosts
is really triggering for me.

I need some space to think.

Hmm. So what am I telling
the dishwasher?

- [shouting indistinctly]
- It's the night we've all been

waiting for!

It's fight club!

[cheering and shouting]

In this corner is...

Isaac!

- [booing]
- Boo!

We love the boos, 'cause
they fuel your inner rage demon.

[laughing]:
Yeah, well, what if you don't have one of those?

NANCY:
And in this corner, it's...

it's The Trunk!

[cheering]

[roars]

I thought
he was a support column.

Now fight!

[crowd clamoring]

- Yeah, I can't do this.
I can't do it. - What?

- I can't do it, Pete.
- Isaac.

- It's not gonna happen.
- Isaac.

- What? What?
- Isaac.

You're always telling stories

about how you surrendered
in this battle or that battle.

- Uh-huh?
- But if these people are gonna

follow you,
then you need to be a leader.

- And I know
there's a leader in you. - Oh.

You got this.

Thank you, Peter.

I guess it's true
what they say, huh?

The bigger they are,
the harder they fall!

[yelling]

Oh...

- It's so much better
as a spectator. - [stomps landing]

[insects trilling]

There we go, Mr. Tree.

And we'll give you
a happy little friend there.

That's nice. That's very nice.

Oh, love
what you're doing there.

Oh, great. It's Sass.

Well, you know what?

Now these are all
sad little trees.

I don't know what that means.

What do you want, Sass?

You're interrupting
my Bob Ross dream.

I want you to forgive Bela.

Okay, so she had
a meaningless hookup

in a dream.
Is that really so threatening?

Very much so.

Some women are into pool boys
and personal trainers.

Well, mine's got it bad
for ghosts.

Eric, don't throw away something

just because of
a misunderstanding, okay?

You can still save this.

Well, why do you care so much?

Because I'm in love with
this roamer ghost named Joan,

and all I want to do
is tell her how I feel,

but I can't,
because I'm stuck here.

I'm sorry, man.
That's... that's tough.

It is. But you can go
for what you want.

And that is such a gift.

So if you want
to marry Bela, go for it.

GINNY:
Oh, honey,

it's beautiful.

You show real promise.

Oh, this is my mom.

Uh, Mom, this is a ghost who
hooked up with my girlfriend.

Oh. Nice to meet you.

- Pleasure.
- [soft chuckle]

- How you feeling?
- Humiliated.

Defeated, embarrassed.

A failed politician.

The reject of a group so reviled

they were locked away
and left to die.

That's us. Little tip?

If a man's opening a door
for you,

but holding a hammer
and shouting,

"Get in the pest house,"
that is not chivalry.

- What are you doing here, Nancy?
- Look, Isaac,

obviously, you didn't win,
but you showed guts.

Literally.

At one point,
he ripped out your spleen

and held it up like a trophy.

That was so cool.
The Trunk's a showman, you know?

Oh, yeah. [laughs]

Did you just come here
to glory in my defeat?

I came up here to tell you
you earned my respect.

You earned everyone's respect
in the basement.

- I did?
- Sure, The Trunk wiped the floor with you.

But you took him on.

And you never gave up,

which is what being
a basement ghost is all about.

How so? [laughs]

I don't know, man.

Do you want to keep
living down there, or not?

- I do.
- Well, then,

enough laying around
on this poofy princess pad.

Let's get down to the basement.
Your public awaits!

Did you hear that, Peter?

I have a public.

- I'm happy for you.
- [Isaac chuckles]

So, what did I miss today?

Ooh, there was
a big gurgle earlier.

We think it may have been Sam
shaving her legs in the shower.

Ooh. About time, right?

Yeah, winter months are lean,
gurgle-wise.

JAY:
Bela?

What are you doing here
so early?

I couldn't sleep, so I thought
I'd just start work.

Diving into labor
to avoid emotional pain.

This is why
our best workers were orphans.

I'm so sorry, Bela.

I just can't believe
I have to start all over again.

Even if I met someone tomorrow,
then what?

It's a year
before we move in together.

And then another year
before we get engaged.

Then we have
to plan the wedding,

and then it's, like, three
more years before we have kids.

I just don't want to be
back at the starting line.

I hear you.

But in all that, I didn't hear
you mention Eric's name once.

What do you mean?

I get that it's scary
to start over.

But if avoiding that
is the reason

you want to marry Eric,
maybe... you're settling.

Maybe? Was that in dispute?

What if I was settling?
Is that so bad?

Yes, it is, Bela,
because you're the best,

and you deserve the best.

Oh, Jay.

Oh. It's too bad
these two are siblings.

If they were cousins,
I'd really be rooting for them.

I guess I have to officially
break up with Eric.

Ugh. That's not going
to be a fun conversation.

ERIC:
I'm here again.

- Oh, hell no.
- This again?

Oh, I'm... I'm not produce.

I'm so sorry, Eric.

STEVE:
Eric, what do we do?

GINNY:
Do we just stay in here?

- Are your parents here?
- Yeah, I flew them out for the proposal.

- Surprise.
- Hey, guys.

Good to see you
out and about, Steve.

GINNY:
So, sweetie,

what do you want me to do
about the hot air balloon?

We should probably
let the company know?

Oof. I've seen bodies get cut
to tiny pieces

and dumped in the East River.

This is more painful to watch.

SAMANTHA:
Jay, what is all this?

It's a do-over.

We're in the Bahamas, and...

we're drinking this.

Okay. [laughs]

- I miss drinking.
- Right?

A cocktail and some of
my roommate's ADHD pills?

Pretty nice little Tuesday.

Okay, I think
this is going to take too long.

Um, we finish it, and
there's a ring at the bottom,

and you're like, "Oh, my God."

Would she be like that, or would
she be passed out on the floor?

JAY:
Okay, so,

I had to dig deep
into my old Yahoo account

to find my original proposal.

Come on, buddy.
We're rooting for ya.

"We may not have found
a Charmander in Pok�mon GO,

"but I found something
even better in real life.

"A Sam-mander.

"And unlike Tom Brady's football
in the AFC Championship game,

my love for you
will never deflate."

Okay, I forgot
how reference-y this was.

Let me just skip to the end.

I love you, Sam.

I want to spend the rest
of my life with you.

Will you marry me?

Yes. [laughs]

And this is the proposal

that I had always dreamed of.

But what really matters is
I get to spend my life

with the most wonderful man
in the world.

[fireworks popping]

Jay, you got fireworks?

Yup.

They were Eric's,
but he forgot to cancel them.

Anything for you, babe.

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