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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,703 --> 00:00:06,838 Huh. What's all this? 2 00:00:06,839 --> 00:00:08,703 I'm trying to do the books for the store. 3 00:00:08,704 --> 00:00:10,042 Oh. 4 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:13,111 I thought it was some kind of role-play thing. 5 00:00:13,112 --> 00:00:16,939 You know, strict accountant, hot girl in debt. 6 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:19,812 That's what you're into? 7 00:00:19,851 --> 00:00:22,721 Hey, I did Mrs. Claus for you. 8 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:25,255 Oh, this naughty reindeer remembers. 9 00:00:27,355 --> 00:00:29,105 So, since when do you do the books? 10 00:00:29,193 --> 00:00:31,761 Ruben won't let me hire an accountant. 11 00:00:31,762 --> 00:00:33,064 You went to college. Help me. 12 00:00:33,065 --> 00:00:34,860 Yeah, but I was a communications major. 13 00:00:34,861 --> 00:00:38,700 We didn't do math. It was speech class and film appreciation. 14 00:00:38,802 --> 00:00:40,572 Film appreciation? 15 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:43,233 Yeah. You watch films and... 16 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:45,006 you appreciate them. 17 00:00:45,108 --> 00:00:46,912 Never mind, I'll figure it out. 18 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,672 Well, what about my mom? She did this for years. 19 00:00:49,673 --> 00:00:51,543 Well, I don't want her to think I'm dumb. 20 00:00:51,544 --> 00:00:53,534 (scoffs) You're adorable. (chuckles) 21 00:00:53,535 --> 00:00:55,349 Well, you could ask your mom. 22 00:00:55,350 --> 00:00:56,819 She does the books for the church. 23 00:00:56,820 --> 00:00:57,719 Not a bad idea. 24 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:59,053 I know. 25 00:00:59,156 --> 00:01:01,256 Now, uh, tell me I'm a naughty girl 26 00:01:01,392 --> 00:01:03,922 who's late on her credit card payment. (chuckles) 27 00:01:04,859 --> 00:01:07,066 ? ? 28 00:01:25,847 --> 00:01:27,119 (coos) 29 00:01:34,993 --> 00:01:36,723 -You got a sec? -What's up? 30 00:01:36,724 --> 00:01:39,693 I was thinking maybe, to get the young people more invested, 31 00:01:39,694 --> 00:01:42,925 I could start playing my guitar during the service. 32 00:01:43,027 --> 00:01:45,998 You know who else played guitar while he preached? 33 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:48,271 Charles Manson. 34 00:01:48,406 --> 00:01:51,107 Well, I doubt he played "This Little Light of Mine." 35 00:01:51,209 --> 00:01:53,439 'Cause he was busy getting people murdered. 36 00:01:55,276 --> 00:01:56,942 -Hey, Mom. -Hi, honey. 37 00:01:56,943 --> 00:02:00,147 -Pastor Jeff. -Georgie, would you be more likely to come to church 38 00:02:00,148 --> 00:02:01,250 if I played my guitar? 39 00:02:01,352 --> 00:02:04,184 Hmm. Are you gonna play cool songs or God songs? 40 00:02:04,287 --> 00:02:07,452 I think God songs are cool songs. 41 00:02:07,554 --> 00:02:09,724 -Sounds fun. -Don't lie in church. 42 00:02:09,827 --> 00:02:11,153 Sounds terrible. 43 00:02:11,289 --> 00:02:12,927 Your loss. 44 00:02:13,029 --> 00:02:15,129 It's gonna be groovy. 45 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:18,097 That man never should've gotten MTV. 46 00:02:18,199 --> 00:02:20,235 So, what brings you by? 47 00:02:20,236 --> 00:02:22,106 I could use your help with the store. 48 00:02:22,107 --> 00:02:24,841 Of course. Unless it's more money. 49 00:02:24,943 --> 00:02:26,975 -It ain't. -Then of course. 50 00:02:27,077 --> 00:02:28,577 I need a hand with the books. 51 00:02:28,679 --> 00:02:30,715 Oh. 52 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,416 Well, I would love to, but 53 00:02:33,484 --> 00:02:36,753 that's a big job, and I really have my hands full here. 54 00:02:36,822 --> 00:02:38,520 I understand. Yeah. 55 00:02:38,521 --> 00:02:41,023 Mrs. McAllister used to do 'em, I guess I'll just ask... 56 00:02:41,024 --> 00:02:43,690 -I'll do it. -Great. 57 00:02:43,825 --> 00:02:46,595 I'm not leaving the fate of my house in the hands of that... 58 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:48,684 Lord, forgive me. 59 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:51,163 You didn't say nothing. 60 00:02:51,265 --> 00:02:53,604 No, but I thought it... 61 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,031 and it was bad. 62 00:03:03,577 --> 00:03:05,810 -Next. -Here to renew my license. 63 00:03:05,945 --> 00:03:08,475 Stand behind the line and read the eye chart for me. 64 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:10,354 Yes, sir. 65 00:03:12,825 --> 00:03:15,190 That would be an E. 66 00:03:15,292 --> 00:03:18,222 Congratulations. Now, try the fifth line. 67 00:03:18,324 --> 00:03:20,632 Fifth line, sure. 68 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:21,874 Whenever you're ready. 69 00:03:24,630 --> 00:03:27,964 -Behind the line. -Ooh. Sorry. 70 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:30,870 -You wear glasses? -No. Always had perfect vision. 71 00:03:30,972 --> 00:03:33,038 Uh-huh. 72 00:03:33,173 --> 00:03:34,873 Fifth line. 73 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:38,848 Z. F. R. U. M. What's next? 74 00:03:38,950 --> 00:03:40,846 You go to an eye doctor. 75 00:03:45,022 --> 00:03:46,720 Hey. How was the DMV? 76 00:03:48,292 --> 00:03:51,391 Great. Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy. 77 00:03:51,493 --> 00:03:53,664 They give you a temporary license? 78 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:55,024 Yes, they did. 79 00:03:55,025 --> 00:03:57,396 Oh. How long till the new one shows up in the mail? 80 00:03:57,397 --> 00:03:59,665 -They didn't say. -Oh. 81 00:03:59,666 --> 00:04:00,773 Hey, did they make you take a new picture? 82 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:02,538 What, you writing a book? 83 00:04:06,271 --> 00:04:07,371 Hey. 84 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:08,538 Where'd my calendar go? 85 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:10,140 I took it down. 86 00:04:10,242 --> 00:04:13,312 My mom's religious. She don't need to be seeing bikini ladies. 87 00:04:13,352 --> 00:04:16,418 Excuse me, but God made those bikini ladies. 88 00:04:16,553 --> 00:04:18,903 Also, don't be throwing around the "God" word. 89 00:04:18,988 --> 00:04:20,388 Geez, okay. 90 00:04:20,490 --> 00:04:23,757 You can't say "geez," too close to Jesus. 91 00:04:24,830 --> 00:04:26,122 Anything else? 92 00:04:26,123 --> 00:04:28,564 You don't drink, you don't smoke, 93 00:04:28,565 --> 00:04:30,136 and you don't believe in sex before marriage. 94 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:32,800 But that last one probably won't come up. 95 00:04:32,902 --> 00:04:34,102 Hello. 96 00:04:34,204 --> 00:04:35,832 -Hey, Mom. -Mrs. Cooper. 97 00:04:35,934 --> 00:04:37,984 -Hey, Ruben, how you been? -RUBEN: Good. 98 00:04:38,068 --> 00:04:40,906 Just saving myself for the right woman. 99 00:04:42,010 --> 00:04:43,414 What? 100 00:04:44,645 --> 00:04:48,213 Here's all the invoices, receipts, 101 00:04:48,214 --> 00:04:51,521 and stuff that looked important, but I didn't know what it was. 102 00:04:51,590 --> 00:04:55,093 Okay, well, better get started. Do you have a calculator? 103 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:57,791 In the desk. No, no, no, the other drawer. 104 00:05:01,130 --> 00:05:02,459 That's Ruben's. 105 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:03,962 We should pray for him. 106 00:05:06,766 --> 00:05:08,636 (gasps) Ooh, hey, what's the score? 107 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,073 It's, uh... 108 00:05:10,142 --> 00:05:12,201 -Cowboys up by three. -Exactly. 109 00:05:13,275 --> 00:05:14,405 How much time's left? 110 00:05:14,474 --> 00:05:15,524 You got eyes, use 'em. 111 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:18,350 (telephone rings) 112 00:05:21,019 --> 00:05:22,849 McAllister residence. 113 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,383 Oh, hello, Mary. 114 00:05:25,485 --> 00:05:28,019 No, he's not home yet. 115 00:05:29,321 --> 00:05:30,371 Oh. 116 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:33,222 I didn't know you were doing that. 117 00:05:34,893 --> 00:05:37,600 I'll give him the message. Bye now. 118 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:42,803 Hmm. 119 00:05:43,770 --> 00:05:45,820 -Everything okay? -Why wouldn't it be? 120 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:47,877 Well, you said "hmm." 121 00:05:48,813 --> 00:05:52,278 Did you know Georgie asked Mary to do the books for the shop? 122 00:05:52,347 --> 00:05:54,276 That explains the "hmm." 123 00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:56,753 Well... 124 00:05:56,855 --> 00:05:58,589 you just... 125 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:01,581 you do so much for us already, he didn't want to bother you. 126 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,828 I'm not toast, Amanda. 127 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:06,893 I don't need buttering. 128 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:09,566 Honey, it's just the books. 129 00:06:10,964 --> 00:06:13,900 Oh, that look don't work after the third beer. 130 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:16,701 Hey, y'all. 131 00:06:16,803 --> 00:06:19,576 -Georgie, your mother called. -Oh. 132 00:06:20,812 --> 00:06:22,381 Oh. 133 00:06:26,847 --> 00:06:28,777 Why does she even want to do the books? 134 00:06:28,778 --> 00:06:30,982 It's not about the books. It's about your mother. 135 00:06:30,983 --> 00:06:33,123 You're the one who said I should ask her. 136 00:06:33,191 --> 00:06:35,086 Yeah. (scoffs) That was wrong. 137 00:06:36,054 --> 00:06:38,693 So now what? I'm supposed to fire my mom? 138 00:06:38,694 --> 00:06:41,361 She can't expect me to do that just 'cause she's upset. 139 00:06:41,362 --> 00:06:42,727 Oh, yes, she can. 140 00:06:42,728 --> 00:06:44,501 Well, she'll just have to get over it. 141 00:06:44,502 --> 00:06:46,696 -No, she won't. -Well, then I don't care. 142 00:06:46,798 --> 00:06:48,869 -Yes, you do. -So much. 143 00:06:51,974 --> 00:06:55,073 No one knows how that store operates better than I do. 144 00:06:56,177 --> 00:06:57,379 Uh-huh. 145 00:06:57,481 --> 00:07:00,849 I could do those books in my sleep. 146 00:07:00,918 --> 00:07:02,278 Yep. 147 00:07:03,881 --> 00:07:06,053 Are you even listening to me? 148 00:07:06,156 --> 00:07:07,616 Yeah, of course. 149 00:07:07,617 --> 00:07:08,721 What'd I just say? 150 00:07:08,722 --> 00:07:11,356 "Are you even listening to me?" 151 00:07:11,425 --> 00:07:13,331 Why do I bother? 152 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:16,926 Honey, are you really upset he didn't ask you 153 00:07:17,028 --> 00:07:18,778 or are you just mad he went to Mary? 154 00:07:18,798 --> 00:07:20,932 That has nothing to do with it. 155 00:07:20,933 --> 00:07:23,338 Although, I bet she loves going through my work 156 00:07:23,339 --> 00:07:25,402 trying to find a mistake. 157 00:07:25,505 --> 00:07:27,711 Good luck, lady. 158 00:07:27,813 --> 00:07:31,109 You know, it's possible she's not thinking about you at all. 159 00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:34,783 What a hateful thing to say, Jim. 160 00:07:41,893 --> 00:07:43,293 Hello. 161 00:07:43,395 --> 00:07:46,356 Oh, Audrey. What a pleasant, um... 162 00:07:46,425 --> 00:07:47,732 Hello. 163 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:49,558 I come in peace. 164 00:07:49,660 --> 00:07:51,863 Have a seat. 165 00:07:51,864 --> 00:07:53,599 I just want to say I think it's so great 166 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,269 you helping Georgie out. 167 00:07:55,405 --> 00:07:57,733 But you'd do a better job. 168 00:07:57,835 --> 00:08:00,607 (laughs) Of course not. 169 00:08:00,709 --> 00:08:03,110 I just have more free time than you. 170 00:08:03,246 --> 00:08:04,778 I can make time. 171 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:08,846 But wouldn't you rather spend it with CeeCee? 172 00:08:08,948 --> 00:08:10,956 I'm sorry, are you trying to bribe me 173 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:12,282 with my own granddaughter? 174 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:15,887 Our granddaughter. And yes. So what do you say? 175 00:08:15,955 --> 00:08:19,030 Well, like you said, I am very busy, 176 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:20,526 but thank you for coming by. 177 00:08:20,628 --> 00:08:22,124 Mary, it's an important job. 178 00:08:22,226 --> 00:08:24,761 I just want to make sure it gets done right. 179 00:08:24,830 --> 00:08:26,801 And I'm gonna do it wrong? 180 00:08:26,802 --> 00:08:28,799 -AUDREY: Well, not on purpose. -MARY: I'm about to do 181 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,271 something on purpose. 182 00:08:30,373 --> 00:08:32,737 (laughs) Hey, Audrey. 183 00:08:32,805 --> 00:08:34,944 I thought I heard your voice. 184 00:08:35,046 --> 00:08:36,178 Pastor Jeff. 185 00:08:36,313 --> 00:08:37,478 Do you need something? 186 00:08:37,580 --> 00:08:40,176 No. I just heard you gals chatting 187 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:43,113 and thought of one of my favorite Bible verses, 188 00:08:43,181 --> 00:08:46,988 "Where two or more are gathered, I am there." 189 00:08:47,123 --> 00:08:49,584 One. Two. 190 00:08:49,686 --> 00:08:51,354 Three. 191 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:54,429 Okay, I'm gonna go. 192 00:08:54,497 --> 00:08:58,196 But remember, He's still here. 193 00:09:00,973 --> 00:09:02,167 Oh, my God. 194 00:09:02,288 --> 00:09:04,308 What? 195 00:09:04,309 --> 00:09:06,678 You're going 18 miles an hour. 196 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:07,870 So? 197 00:09:07,972 --> 00:09:10,439 So, you drive like an old man. 198 00:09:10,541 --> 00:09:14,146 I drive like a safe man, which is how I became an old man. 199 00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:17,854 -(sighs) Stop sign. Stop sign. -Yeah, I see it. 200 00:09:17,989 --> 00:09:19,184 I see it. 201 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,357 -(car crash) -What the hell? 202 00:09:22,459 --> 00:09:24,126 -You okay? -Yeah, you? 203 00:09:24,195 --> 00:09:25,962 Yeah, I'm fine. 204 00:09:26,064 --> 00:09:27,760 A UPS truck. 205 00:09:27,862 --> 00:09:29,564 -That's a mail truck. -Same thing. 206 00:09:29,666 --> 00:09:31,397 No, it's not. One's big and brown. 207 00:09:31,499 --> 00:09:32,802 Same thing, Mandy. 208 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:40,242 Last cop I talked to recognized me from TV. 209 00:09:40,344 --> 00:09:41,544 How does that help here? 210 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:44,215 Oh, it doesn't. I just like thinking about it. 211 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,208 -Were you the driver? -Yes, sir. 212 00:09:46,343 --> 00:09:48,610 Gonna need your license and registration. 213 00:09:48,712 --> 00:09:50,311 Sure. 214 00:09:50,413 --> 00:09:53,149 Actually, you know, uh... (clears throat) 215 00:09:53,251 --> 00:09:55,525 He hit me. I-I was stopped at the stop sign. 216 00:09:55,627 --> 00:09:58,829 I know. I just need it for my report. 217 00:09:58,830 --> 00:10:02,058 But I-I'm the victim here. I didn't do anything wrong. 218 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:03,635 Dad, just give him your license. 219 00:10:04,763 --> 00:10:05,901 I don't want to. 220 00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:09,339 -You just went to the DMV. -I did. 221 00:10:09,441 --> 00:10:11,468 Then why is your license expired? 222 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,374 Beats me. 223 00:10:13,443 --> 00:10:15,610 -Dad. -Okay, fine. 224 00:10:15,611 --> 00:10:17,406 I had a little trouble with my eye exam. 225 00:10:17,407 --> 00:10:19,977 You said it was easy-peasy, lemon squeezy. 226 00:10:20,079 --> 00:10:22,312 Would you stop remembering things? 227 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:25,622 I-I can't believe you let me ride in the car with you. 228 00:10:25,724 --> 00:10:29,191 Excuse me, I did tell you to leave the baby home 229 00:10:29,293 --> 00:10:30,728 with your mother. 230 00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:36,897 Georgie back yet? 231 00:10:36,965 --> 00:10:39,638 Still on a tow. Anything I can do for you? 232 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:42,699 Just got the books all up to date, wanted to go over 'em. 233 00:10:42,801 --> 00:10:43,937 Oh, how we doing? 234 00:10:44,039 --> 00:10:47,103 Maybe we should wait till Georgie gets back. 235 00:10:47,205 --> 00:10:49,946 -Is it bad? -I wouldn't say "bad." 236 00:10:50,048 --> 00:10:51,742 Good? 237 00:10:51,844 --> 00:10:53,741 I wouldn't say "good." 238 00:10:53,810 --> 00:10:55,579 Oh, God. 239 00:10:55,682 --> 00:10:57,117 I mean, jeepers. 240 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,590 Hey, get this, the guy 241 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,862 I just towed does all the ads on bus benches. 242 00:11:01,863 --> 00:11:03,054 Says he'll give us a discount. 243 00:11:03,055 --> 00:11:05,321 Hold your fire. We need to talk. 244 00:11:05,322 --> 00:11:07,025 I know you're gonna say we can't afford it... 245 00:11:07,026 --> 00:11:09,330 -You can't afford it. -Geez. 246 00:11:09,432 --> 00:11:12,198 Georgie, language. 247 00:11:12,199 --> 00:11:14,736 I have been going over the books, 248 00:11:14,737 --> 00:11:17,236 and you are barely scraping by. 249 00:11:17,304 --> 00:11:20,004 Well, that can't be right. Business has been booming. 250 00:11:20,005 --> 00:11:21,910 (sighs) I don't know what to tell you. 251 00:11:21,911 --> 00:11:24,006 You either got to spend less or make more. 252 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:26,179 Great. I choose to make more. 253 00:11:27,179 --> 00:11:29,278 -How we gonna do that? -Advertise. 254 00:11:29,279 --> 00:11:31,185 There's got to be money for one bench. 255 00:11:31,186 --> 00:11:33,215 There isn't. And I have marked a few other places 256 00:11:33,216 --> 00:11:34,656 that you might want to cut back. 257 00:11:34,657 --> 00:11:38,053 Okay. I'm just spitballing here: 258 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:40,089 How about we fire Georgie? 259 00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:42,694 Come on, can't you get creative? 260 00:11:42,829 --> 00:11:44,268 Move some numbers around? 261 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,360 You are not underwater yet. 262 00:11:46,462 --> 00:11:48,497 You just need to tighten your belt. 263 00:11:48,498 --> 00:11:51,138 Well, if you're sure there's nothing else we can do, 264 00:11:51,139 --> 00:11:53,169 then I guess there's nothing else we can do. 265 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:54,371 Mrs. McAllister, I was wondering 266 00:11:54,372 --> 00:11:56,482 if you could take a look at the books for me. 267 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,478 I'm sorry? 268 00:12:04,614 --> 00:12:06,784 I thought your mother was doing your books. 269 00:12:06,850 --> 00:12:10,589 Well, she was, but I realized I should've come to you first. 270 00:12:10,658 --> 00:12:12,328 Why didn't you? 271 00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:14,288 You know me. I'm young. 272 00:12:14,357 --> 00:12:16,833 I make all kinds of bad decisions. 273 00:12:16,935 --> 00:12:19,997 So you're saying your mother isn't up to the task, 274 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,565 and I would do a much better job? 275 00:12:23,341 --> 00:12:25,140 Should I say that? 276 00:12:25,209 --> 00:12:26,701 Yes. 277 00:12:27,742 --> 00:12:28,947 Then consider it said. 278 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,210 Say it. 279 00:12:31,211 --> 00:12:33,882 Look, my mom's just kind of set in her ways. 280 00:12:34,018 --> 00:12:36,608 I need someone creative, someone a little more fun. 281 00:12:37,484 --> 00:12:40,374 Well, I'm certainly more fun than that old Bible thumper. 282 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,959 Okay, okay, she's still my mom. 283 00:12:44,061 --> 00:12:46,864 Although, I have literally seen her thump a Bible. 284 00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:49,724 I suppose I can take a look. 285 00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:51,799 And while you're at it, I'm hoping you can find me the money 286 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,634 to advertise on a bus bench. 287 00:12:53,736 --> 00:12:55,536 -I'm sure I can. -Great. 288 00:12:55,672 --> 00:12:57,468 But only after you say it. 289 00:13:01,272 --> 00:13:02,976 -See you later. -(stammers) 290 00:13:02,977 --> 00:13:04,513 Hey. Where do you think you're going? 291 00:13:04,514 --> 00:13:05,779 Hardware store. 292 00:13:05,882 --> 00:13:08,384 -Oh, you're not driving. -I'm fine. 293 00:13:08,486 --> 00:13:09,884 You don't have a license. 294 00:13:10,019 --> 00:13:12,546 Yeah, well, you got more tickets than me. 295 00:13:12,648 --> 00:13:15,352 Yeah, that's because I'm reckless, not blind. 296 00:13:15,455 --> 00:13:18,456 Okay. (scoffs) You need to go to the eye doctor. 297 00:13:18,558 --> 00:13:21,489 Mandy, look, there's already a blonde lady in this house 298 00:13:21,557 --> 00:13:24,260 whose job it is to make me unhappy. 299 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,030 You want me to get her? I can get her. 300 00:13:26,031 --> 00:13:28,035 -Mom! -Shh! Shh! 301 00:13:28,036 --> 00:13:30,108 Okay, let me take you to get your eyes checked. 302 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:32,741 No, I don't need another doctor telling me I'm getting old. 303 00:13:32,742 --> 00:13:34,274 Is that what this is about? 304 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:37,009 Every time I go, it's a new thing; 305 00:13:37,078 --> 00:13:39,707 high cholesterol, enlarged prostate. 306 00:13:39,809 --> 00:13:43,381 I'm a big guy, maybe I should have a big prostate. 307 00:13:43,450 --> 00:13:46,754 Is that how prostates work? I honestly don't know. 308 00:13:46,755 --> 00:13:48,287 You know, ever since I turned 50, 309 00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:50,360 I've been getting mailers from the AARP. 310 00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:52,556 Well, can't read 'em. 311 00:13:52,557 --> 00:13:54,762 I'm not going to the eye doctor. 312 00:13:54,763 --> 00:13:56,967 -Mom! -You suck. 313 00:14:00,102 --> 00:14:03,908 All right, Jeff, let's see what you got. 314 00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:07,372 PASTOR JEFF (over radio): Test, test. 315 00:14:07,373 --> 00:14:10,277 "This Little Light Of Mine," take one. 316 00:14:11,914 --> 00:14:14,649 ? This little light of mine ? 317 00:14:14,784 --> 00:14:17,752 ? I'm gonna let it shine ? 318 00:14:17,821 --> 00:14:20,219 ? This little light of mine ? 319 00:14:20,288 --> 00:14:23,256 ? I'm gonna let it shine... ? Everybody. 320 00:14:23,325 --> 00:14:25,958 MARY and JEFF: ? This little light of mine ? 321 00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:27,929 ? I'm gonna let it shine... ? 322 00:14:28,031 --> 00:14:29,958 -I can't hear you. -? Let it shine ? 323 00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:31,996 -? Let it shine, let it shine ? -? Let it shine, let it... ? 324 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,531 What the heck? 325 00:14:35,134 --> 00:14:38,140 Second verse, same as the first. 326 00:14:39,435 --> 00:14:41,411 You want me to lose my house? 327 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,871 You saw the ad, huh? 328 00:14:42,973 --> 00:14:44,514 I did. 329 00:14:44,616 --> 00:14:47,050 See? And you came right in. 330 00:14:48,413 --> 00:14:50,687 -What ad? -The one on the bus bench 331 00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:52,917 that I told him he couldn't afford. 332 00:14:52,986 --> 00:14:54,187 Are you kidding me? 333 00:14:54,289 --> 00:14:56,399 It's fine. I found some money in the budget. 334 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,187 You can't just find money. 335 00:14:58,289 --> 00:14:59,996 I was looking over our books, 336 00:14:59,997 --> 00:15:02,133 and I realized, if we reported a loss this quarter, 337 00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:05,098 we could lower our corporate tax burden to get a refund, 338 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,130 which I took an advance on to buy the ad. 339 00:15:08,473 --> 00:15:10,370 You realized that? 340 00:15:11,642 --> 00:15:13,542 I just said it, didn't I? 341 00:15:13,677 --> 00:15:15,575 But who said it first? 342 00:15:15,677 --> 00:15:17,442 I'm sorry, 343 00:15:17,443 --> 00:15:20,045 is it so hard to believe that I can figure that out? 344 00:15:20,046 --> 00:15:21,845 -Yes. -Absolutely. 345 00:15:21,948 --> 00:15:23,647 I'm insulted. 346 00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:27,090 This was Audrey's doing, wasn't it? 347 00:15:27,956 --> 00:15:29,818 Yes, but I'm still insulted. 348 00:15:35,158 --> 00:15:36,661 Remember me? 349 00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:38,631 No. 350 00:15:38,699 --> 00:15:40,333 Really? 351 00:15:40,334 --> 00:15:42,771 I came in here a couple days ago to take my eye test. 352 00:15:42,772 --> 00:15:45,068 That narrows it down. 353 00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:46,700 I didn't do real good, 354 00:15:46,802 --> 00:15:50,443 so I went and got these bad boys for driving. 355 00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:54,117 Pretty sharp, huh? 356 00:15:54,983 --> 00:15:57,118 You're a very handsome man. 357 00:15:57,220 --> 00:16:00,716 Okay, what do you want? Fourth line? Sixth line? 358 00:16:00,717 --> 00:16:02,517 Hey, I tell you what, I'll just start at the bottom, 359 00:16:02,518 --> 00:16:04,854 work my way up. "Made in China." 360 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,993 Bottom right-hand corner. Bet no one's ever read that before. 361 00:16:07,994 --> 00:16:09,894 See that clock over there? 362 00:16:09,895 --> 00:16:11,027 2:35. 363 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,027 Oh, no. 2:36. 364 00:16:13,028 --> 00:16:16,270 Congratulations. Just go get your picture taken over... 365 00:16:16,271 --> 00:16:17,839 No, no, no, I'm not done. I'm not done. 366 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,040 Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup. 367 00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:20,238 Hey, you see that guy standing there? 368 00:16:20,239 --> 00:16:22,178 He's wearing an IZOD shirt. 369 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:25,230 It got that little alligator right there, clear as day. Yo! 370 00:16:26,242 --> 00:16:27,447 Nice shirt. 371 00:16:30,555 --> 00:16:31,990 (knock on door) 372 00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:39,928 You and me need to talk. 373 00:16:40,030 --> 00:16:42,165 I didn't go to your son. He came to me. 374 00:16:43,592 --> 00:16:45,902 I do not care who came to who. 375 00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:48,472 Georgie is being careless with his money, 376 00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,405 and you are helping him. 377 00:16:50,473 --> 00:16:54,368 Oh, please. You're just mad I found something you didn't. 378 00:16:54,369 --> 00:16:55,606 You didn't find anything. 379 00:16:55,607 --> 00:16:57,779 You are just robbing Peter to pay Paul. 380 00:16:57,780 --> 00:16:59,313 Well, that's how business works. 381 00:16:59,314 --> 00:17:01,642 Oh, please, this is not about business. 382 00:17:01,777 --> 00:17:03,587 This is about you trying to spite me. 383 00:17:03,621 --> 00:17:06,490 It can be both. 384 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:07,924 Well, guess what, lady? 385 00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:10,818 If I lose my house, I am moving in here. 386 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:13,621 Why don't you try having some faith in your son? 387 00:17:13,723 --> 00:17:15,797 You are gonna talk to me about faith? 388 00:17:15,899 --> 00:17:18,961 I have faith out the wazoo. 389 00:17:19,063 --> 00:17:20,501 Charming. 390 00:17:20,603 --> 00:17:22,433 (sighs) 391 00:17:22,535 --> 00:17:26,941 But I also know that Georgie can be... 392 00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:30,013 impulsive and overly confident, 393 00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:33,414 and sometimes, that gets him into trouble, and... 394 00:17:34,647 --> 00:17:38,188 ...I don't know if I can take any more trouble. 395 00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:50,493 I guess it's possible I wasn't thinking 396 00:17:50,494 --> 00:17:52,730 about all you had to lose. 397 00:17:54,296 --> 00:17:55,865 (sighs) 398 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,608 It seems Georgie did kind of play us against each other. 399 00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:02,546 I suppose he did. 400 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,047 When he was little, 401 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:07,380 any time I said no, he went straight to his dad. 402 00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:10,712 Amanda still has Jim wrapped around her finger. 403 00:18:10,814 --> 00:18:12,986 Oh, you should've seen Missy and George. 404 00:18:13,054 --> 00:18:15,556 Fathers can be so weak. 405 00:18:15,658 --> 00:18:17,361 Well... 406 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,057 not every Father. 407 00:18:19,159 --> 00:18:21,022 Ugh, give it a rest. 408 00:18:28,931 --> 00:18:32,209 Hey, I'm- What-what-what is happening here? 409 00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:36,238 Your mother just stopped by for a chat. 410 00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:37,405 No one's yelling? 411 00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:38,640 We are both adults. 412 00:18:38,641 --> 00:18:40,376 We can have a civilized conversation. 413 00:18:40,377 --> 00:18:41,644 (Audrey chuckles) 414 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,585 -Is that booze in them cups? -Have a seat. 415 00:18:44,586 --> 00:18:47,250 -Actually, I should go say hi to my daughter... -She said sit. 416 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,792 Yes, ma'am. 417 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,252 -That was good. -Thank you. 418 00:18:50,354 --> 00:18:51,404 -May I? -Please. 419 00:18:51,405 --> 00:18:53,489 You cannot go pitting us against each other 420 00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:54,491 to get what you want. 421 00:18:54,492 --> 00:18:55,756 -We are... -I would never... 422 00:18:55,858 --> 00:18:58,069 -Don't you interrupt her. -Yes, ma'am. 423 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:02,332 I will no longer be the good cop to her bad cop. 424 00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,642 (scoffs) I wouldn't say bad cop. 425 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,808 I would say responsible cop. 426 00:19:06,943 --> 00:19:09,339 Don't be so sensitive. 427 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:11,449 So now I'm a sensitive cop? 428 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,310 I'm on your side. 429 00:19:13,311 --> 00:19:14,711 Are you? Because it seems like 430 00:19:14,712 --> 00:19:16,084 you're trying to make me the bad guy. 431 00:19:16,085 --> 00:19:18,582 You don't need my help for that. 432 00:19:18,651 --> 00:19:20,886 I'm confused. Are y'all still mad at me? 433 00:19:20,989 --> 00:19:22,384 BOTH: Yes. 434 00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:23,787 How am I the bad guy 435 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,229 when you keep trying to take CeeCee's pacifier away? 436 00:19:26,230 --> 00:19:28,294 Oh, fine, then you can pay for her braces. 437 00:19:28,396 --> 00:19:31,297 Well, then you can pay for her therapy. 438 00:19:31,399 --> 00:19:34,095 (laughs) Therapy? Are you even Texan? 439 00:19:35,839 --> 00:19:37,940 How dare you? 440 00:19:37,941 --> 00:19:39,238 Captioning sponsored by CBS 441 00:19:39,239 --> 00:19:40,205 WARNER BROS. 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