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Mom, we need to pick up
bake sale supplies tomorrow.
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I'm blocking off time
on your calendar
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between "nap in my car"
and "get pedicure."
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I don't have
a pedicure scheduled.
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I know. I decided
those piggies need a spa day.
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Ugh!
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Work is so crazy,
I have no time for anything.
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Last week, I got a wax
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while having a virtual
gynecology appointment.
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[breathes deeply]
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Boy, I wish
my hearing was worse.
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Oh, Dad, before I forget.
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Are you dancing again?
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It's from my tip jar.
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I want to help out
with the bills.
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Not the water bill.
The way Carter showers,
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I'll never be able
to afford that.
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You're giving me cash?
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Wow. When was the last time
this ever happened?
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Um... Never, never,
never happened.
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Mom, I'm going
for my driving lesson!
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I'm not taking him
on a driving lesson today.
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Busted.
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Is that a driving
instructor's car?
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Temple of Vroom Driving School.
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[clears throat]
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I hired Carter
a driving instructor.
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Okay, this isn't how
I wanted you to find out.
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By that I mean, I hoped
you'd never find out.
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We have to move again,
don't we?
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Why didn't you tell me this?
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Well, your teaching style
wasn't exactly helping Carter.
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You made him flip off
a school bus.
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The little girl started it.
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Look, my dad taught me
how to drive.
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I taught you and your brother
how to drive.
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Which was great for
driving ourselves to therapy.
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Look, Pops,
I need to pass this test.
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Your teaching makes me
a little nervous.
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River's teaching style
is positive reinforcement.
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River is a dude's name?
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Or did you just make that up
to piss me off?
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I didn't think that
an emotional support grandfather was a thing,
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but I'm legally
not allowed to ask.
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I signed the waiver.
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Do you want him here?
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Yes.
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[? rock theme playing]
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[tires screeching]
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Okay. Now, when you come
to a stop sign,
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give it a full three seconds.
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Think of it as a moment
of mindfulness.
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Or, really, we're in California.
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It's called the California stop.
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You glide up to it, take a look,
and you keep movin'.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Parker,
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as an accredited
driving instructor,
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that is very dangerous advice.
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As an accredited
driving instructor,
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let me ask you a question.
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About five turns back,
a BMW passed us.
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What color was it?
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-They'd never ask you that.
-Err!
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Wrong answer.
White BMW, chrome trim.
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A good driver
has to know everything.
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It's called
situational awareness.
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Okay, now we're going
to turn right up here.
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Just go nice and slow.
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[Matt]
No, no, no, no, no.
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This actually
goes into one lane.
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Just turn and go down
Sherman Way,
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that way we can
really beat some feet.
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Do not listen to him, Carter.
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He's not qualified
to give a lesson just because
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he bought his first car
from Fred Flintstone.
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Ooh! Oh no, he didn't!
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Not qualified, huh?
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How about taking a look
at my driver's license?
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I can drive a motorcycle,
regular vehicle,
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and I got a commercial license.
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I'm like Vin Diesel
with gorgeous hair.
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He does get furious fast.
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Well, it shows your license
expired two months ago.
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Were you aware
of that situation?
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Ooh! Oh no, he double didn't!
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??
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Damn it!
The code's not working.
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It's not supposed to open.
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It's here to get
your fingerprints and hunt down your family.
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-Do you need help?
-No! Ugh!
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This is worse than when
that Roomba sucked up my birth control pills.
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But that all worked out.
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Mom, we need to get
the brownie stuff for the bake sale.
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Ooh, I have stuff
to make brownies.
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00:04:04,689 --> 00:04:07,150
But probably not the kind
you want to sell to kids.
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Whoever sells the most
gets to be principal for a day.
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This is it.
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My slow but calculated ascension
to world domination.
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May God have mercy
on Stanbridge Junior High.
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-[alarm blaring]
-[gasps]
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Gabe, why are you
just standing there? Help me!
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Alright, everybody, listen.
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If po-po show up,
my name is Tyrone.
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[alarm stops]
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I don't want to point
any fingers,
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but I think somebody
killed the robot.
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Mom, can we go?
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If I don't win the bake sale,
Morgan Spelletti
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is gonna be principal
and make math optional.
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Why don't we just hand
the country to China?
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[sighs]
I'm almost done, honey.
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I just have to take
their orders,
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make the coffee,
clean up, close down,
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curl up in a fetal position
and have a little cry.
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Maybe we should just hand
the country to China.
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I could take Georgia.
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Oh, you don't have
to take her.
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Please take her.
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I got you. You have
a robot funeral to plan.
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I didn't know him that well,
but I'll speak.
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The delivery company
is going to charge me for this.
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We could fix it.
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[sighs] Thanks.
They're still pissed about when I got drunk
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and rode one home
from the bar.
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Riley, that was me.
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??
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[sighs]
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[groans loudly]
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[groans loudly] Oh, God.
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I just want to go to sleep
and never wake up.
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In a good way,
not the dead way.
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-What are you doing?
-Oh, I was practicing for my driver's test,
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but now I'm watching videos
of people eating cinnamon.
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This dude just threw up.
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-I totally saw that.
-I know!
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Hey. Get all
you needed, Georgia?
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Yup. Then we got froyo
and hit an escape room.
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We were paired
with a British couple who seemed smart
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but it was just their accents.
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Turns out they have
dumb people too.
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Remember they kept saying,
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[gasps] "This is quite
the predicament."
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Wow, you guys fit in a lot.
Guess everyone had a fun day.
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I ran out of gas
at a traffic circle.
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Ew, that sucks.
I'm sorry.
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Yeah, that sounds like...
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[both]
Quite the predicament.
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Today was the best, Eve.
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I wish we could hang out
again tomorrow.
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[British accent]
Ooh. Maybe you could go out for fish and chips.
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Ooh, it's getting late.
Matt! DMV time.
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-DMV?
-Yeah.
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Grandpa's license expired.
River busted him.
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Grandpa yelled. River cried.
Grandpa laughed.
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Matt is handling this whole
thing surprisingly well, though.
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[groans]
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Smile for your picture,
Pops.
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[hisses]
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I renew my license
all the time, you know?
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I just didn't get
the paperwork. And then--
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They always find me
when it's about jury duty.
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Well, that's because
if the government's got
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a list of 12 angry men,
you're on it.
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You know, I'll tell you what.
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This wait time is even
impressive by DMV standards.
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I don't think that woman
was pregnant when we got here.
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Next!
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How can I help you?
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Who do I complain to
about all of this?
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He means he's here
to renew this.
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Oh, I understand.
He just needs a little extra help.
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Hm.
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Mr. Parker, you need
to retake your driving exam.
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What?
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[shouting]
You need to retake your driving exam!
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Why does he need to retake
his driver's exam?
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Because that's what it says
right here on the computer.
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What?
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[shouting] Because
that's what it says right here on the computer!
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??
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Your grandma used
this religiously.
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Powdered sugar
was her cocaine.
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I thought that was Aunt Gwen.
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No, Aunt Gwen's cocaine
was cocaine.
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Okay, that's 40 brownies.
How many more do we need?
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200.
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I have to win the bake sale.
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The divorce
has been so hard on me.
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Fine, but it's late.
I'll finish up here.
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You go to bed.
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Thanks so much
for doing this.
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Especially because
we're gonna crush Morgan Spelletti's soul.
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It's all gonna be
because of you. Night.
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Uh, 200 more.
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Where's Aunt Gwen's
booger sugar when you need it?
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??
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00:09:04,968 --> 00:09:07,470
[smoke alarm beeping]
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Ah!
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Riley! Are you all right?
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What are you cooking?
Smoke?
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-[beeping continues]
-I'll shut it off.
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-My brownies. No!
-[beeping stops]
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I'm never gonna be
principal for the day.
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Goodbye, Harvard.
Hello, Arizona State.
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Ugh!
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I'll fix this, okay.
207
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Oh, just not right now
because it's 5 a.m.
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and I have to go to work.
209
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Oh. Brownie jerky.
210
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Oh, my God. Fire, fire!
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Brownies!
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The company says
if they don't get the robot
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back by tomorrow,
they're gonna charge me.
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The credit card
is gonna get declined, so joke's on them.
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-But please tell me
you fixed it. -[Gabe] Fixed it?
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[scoffs] At Parker
Customs and Restorations, we don't fix.
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We pimp.
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00:10:05,548 --> 00:10:07,674
? Hey, chill,
don't bump the table ?
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00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:10,466
??
220
00:10:10,464 --> 00:10:12,507
Hey, hey, what's this thing
doing in the shop?
221
00:10:12,506 --> 00:10:15,258
He's teaching Gabe
how to do the Dougie.
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This thing can drive,
but I can't?
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Guys, you are wasting
valuable time.
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Can I see the dance again?
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? Hey, chill,
don't bump the table ?
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-? What'd you say? ?
-? Don't bump the table ?
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-? Hey, chill ?
-? What? ?
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? Don't bump the table ?
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-Riley.
-Eve.
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What are you doing here?
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In an apron? Oh, God.
Are you and my dad role-playing?
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Because my mental health
can't handle that right now.
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Your dad and role-playing.
Can you imagine?
234
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[in deep voice]
"I'm Mitch McConnell, and I'm a sexy turtle."
235
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Georgia texted
about brownie-gate,
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so I thought I'd come help.
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She texted you?
That's-- That's great.
238
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I'm so glad you have
the kind of relationship
239
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where you text her
and she texts you back.
240
00:11:06,504 --> 00:11:08,338
It's really--
It's nothing, really.
241
00:11:08,337 --> 00:11:10,171
It's just about the boy
in her math class
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or how to use
the bedazzler.
243
00:11:12,378 --> 00:11:14,546
She's making
Georgia 2028 hats.
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Oh!
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00:11:16,753 --> 00:11:18,838
That's so fun.
246
00:11:18,837 --> 00:11:20,964
"Eh, we're so close.
We're working on merch together."
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00:11:23,294 --> 00:11:26,881
Oh, wow, you made
all the brownies. More fun!
248
00:11:27,961 --> 00:11:30,129
I had some time,
and I know you've been so busy,
249
00:11:30,128 --> 00:11:32,337
so I thought I'd take
something off your plate...
250
00:11:32,336 --> 00:11:33,587
and put something
on your plate.
251
00:11:34,919 --> 00:11:36,879
Little plate humor.
252
00:11:38,585 --> 00:11:40,921
Eve. What do you think
of this outfit for dictator--
253
00:11:41,794 --> 00:11:43,212
Principal for the day?
254
00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:48,420
I love it.
The blazer says intimidating,
255
00:11:48,418 --> 00:11:50,254
but the sneakers
say approachable.
256
00:11:52,001 --> 00:11:54,378
You're right.
I should change my shoes.
257
00:11:54,377 --> 00:11:56,128
Hey, Mom.
258
00:11:56,127 --> 00:11:57,962
Oh, yeah.
Hey, I'm here too.
259
00:11:59,417 --> 00:12:00,835
Why don't you go spend
some time with Georgia?
260
00:12:00,835 --> 00:12:02,336
I got the brownies.
261
00:12:03,876 --> 00:12:05,669
Um, what are you doing?
262
00:12:05,668 --> 00:12:07,335
I'm just finishing them off.
263
00:12:07,334 --> 00:12:11,380
That was my mom's sifter.
You can't just use it.
264
00:12:12,584 --> 00:12:16,170
Oh, okay. I'm sorry.
265
00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:17,710
"Oh, I'm Eve,
I can do everything."
266
00:12:20,126 --> 00:12:21,543
I was just trying to help.
267
00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:23,501
Yeah, well, you're not!
Spending all this time
268
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,334
with my daughter
making hats,
269
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,836
doing British accents,
sifting...
270
00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:30,917
Riley, I'm sorry.
271
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,376
No, bup, bup, bup,
bup, bup, bup.
272
00:12:33,749 --> 00:12:35,375
What about these?
273
00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:37,877
Do these shoes say,
"Bow, peasants"?
274
00:12:40,499 --> 00:12:42,876
Those are the looks of fear
I'm going for.
275
00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:49,126
So, Judy, uh, anybody
get a perfect score on this test, or...
276
00:12:49,124 --> 00:12:50,457
Let me rephrase that.
277
00:12:50,457 --> 00:12:52,751
How many other people
get a perfect score?
278
00:12:54,832 --> 00:12:56,499
Hey, take a left here.
279
00:12:56,499 --> 00:12:57,791
-You got it.
-Yeah.
280
00:12:57,790 --> 00:12:59,374
-Hm.
-Ah.
281
00:12:59,374 --> 00:13:00,833
I see you're smiling
over there.
282
00:13:00,832 --> 00:13:03,417
So, a good driver
notices everything,
283
00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:06,333
and a great driver
can make people smile.
284
00:13:06,331 --> 00:13:09,375
The only thing
that guy's noticing is what's on his phone.
285
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:11,415
Yeah, he's probably Googling,
286
00:13:11,414 --> 00:13:13,500
"How do I drive this thing?"
right in the middle of traffic.
287
00:13:16,706 --> 00:13:18,833
So you agree?
People? Not so much.
288
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:21,624
Ugh! Do this job for 21 years,
you'll pray for the apocalypse.
289
00:13:21,622 --> 00:13:22,790
[Matt chuckles]
290
00:13:23,872 --> 00:13:25,998
Oh, here is great.
291
00:13:25,997 --> 00:13:27,748
-Oh, good, good.
There we go. -Oh.
292
00:13:27,747 --> 00:13:29,414
-Matt, I gotta say...
-Mm-hmm.
293
00:13:29,413 --> 00:13:31,498
I really enjoyed
our time together.
294
00:13:31,497 --> 00:13:33,290
Time flies when you're
making fun of other people.
295
00:13:35,996 --> 00:13:37,747
You're delightful.
296
00:13:37,747 --> 00:13:39,623
[chuckling] Anyway...
297
00:13:39,622 --> 00:13:40,872
you failed.
298
00:13:40,871 --> 00:13:43,040
[scoffs, chuckles]
299
00:13:46,996 --> 00:13:48,956
-I-I failed, really?
-Yeah.
300
00:13:48,955 --> 00:13:51,832
You rolled through
three stop signs.
301
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:54,748
You were speeding,
and you flipped off a crossing guard.
302
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:56,498
Pfft! We have beef.
303
00:13:57,538 --> 00:13:59,413
You know,
I've been driving my whole life.
304
00:13:59,412 --> 00:14:01,122
I've never even
had an accident.
305
00:14:01,121 --> 00:14:03,247
I get it, you're upset.
306
00:14:03,246 --> 00:14:05,539
You know, the same thing
happened to my grandmother.
307
00:14:05,538 --> 00:14:07,248
I failed her twice.
308
00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:10,579
I'm sorry.
309
00:14:10,578 --> 00:14:12,246
This is, like,
the worst day of my life.
310
00:14:12,246 --> 00:14:13,580
And I'm a widower.
311
00:14:19,078 --> 00:14:22,580
You got screwed.
You're a great driver, like me.
312
00:14:22,578 --> 00:14:24,080
-Stop sign!
-Oh!
313
00:14:25,702 --> 00:14:27,204
-Wow.
-Sorry.
314
00:14:28,078 --> 00:14:30,871
One Mississippi,
two Mississippi,
315
00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:33,664
-three Mississippi and...
-Kill me.
316
00:14:37,202 --> 00:14:39,787
[sighs] You know,
it's weird, isn't it?
317
00:14:39,786 --> 00:14:42,454
I used to need you
to drive me everywhere, and now you need me.
318
00:14:42,452 --> 00:14:45,163
Real Lion King moment.
Circle of life.
319
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:49,746
I'm now the grandparent
sitting in the wife's seat.
320
00:14:51,327 --> 00:14:54,579
-It's not that bad.
I mean-- Stop sign! -Oh!
321
00:14:54,576 --> 00:14:56,244
[exhales]
322
00:14:56,244 --> 00:14:57,911
One Mississippi.
323
00:14:57,910 --> 00:15:00,663
-[both] Two Mississippi.
-Three Mississip--
324
00:15:01,743 --> 00:15:03,411
Pops?
325
00:15:03,410 --> 00:15:05,369
Pops, where are you going?
326
00:15:05,368 --> 00:15:07,577
They're gonna call in
a Silver Alert.
327
00:15:07,576 --> 00:15:09,328
??
328
00:15:13,909 --> 00:15:17,703
Hey! Peace offering.
Nice bottle of wine.
329
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,368
Oh.
330
00:15:19,367 --> 00:15:20,868
It's open.
331
00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:24,160
[clears throat]
I had a really bad day.
332
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,244
Thank you.
But you don't have to apologize for anything.
333
00:15:29,242 --> 00:15:30,534
Uh, no.
334
00:15:30,534 --> 00:15:34,203
I was tired, irrational,
and honestly... jealous
335
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,536
because you and Georgia
were having so much fun.
336
00:15:37,491 --> 00:15:39,075
I get it.
337
00:15:39,075 --> 00:15:42,494
My son barely spoke to me
when he was a teenager.
338
00:15:42,491 --> 00:15:45,993
I set up a gaming profile
just so I could hear his voice.
339
00:15:45,991 --> 00:15:49,327
And when my avatar asked him
how school was,
340
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,118
he threw a grenade at me.
341
00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:54,158
It gets better.
342
00:15:54,157 --> 00:15:55,699
Oh. Does it?
343
00:15:55,698 --> 00:15:58,283
It feels like everything
is getting harder.
344
00:15:58,282 --> 00:15:59,866
I love running
my own business,
345
00:15:59,865 --> 00:16:01,199
but I feel like life
was so much easier
346
00:16:01,199 --> 00:16:02,826
when I didn't care about
my job.
347
00:16:04,865 --> 00:16:07,034
I should have fired you
a long time ago.
348
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,491
Don't feel guilty
about finding your passion.
349
00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:12,949
You're a great mom.
350
00:16:12,948 --> 00:16:15,741
Ugh!
I just feel so overwhelmed.
351
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:18,325
That's why I got all weird when
I saw you with my mom's sifter.
352
00:16:18,323 --> 00:16:21,242
It just reminded me that
she could do everything,
353
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,784
and you can do everything,
and I can barely do anything.
354
00:16:25,198 --> 00:16:28,784
You know, when I was
first opening this place, I was alone
355
00:16:28,781 --> 00:16:31,324
and I felt like
I was drowning.
356
00:16:31,322 --> 00:16:33,323
I barely had any time
to see my son,
357
00:16:33,322 --> 00:16:36,617
let alone shower,
or change my underwear, or meet a guy.
358
00:16:38,988 --> 00:16:41,908
Maybe that third one
is related to the first two.
359
00:16:43,447 --> 00:16:45,949
But I had to learn to lean
on the people around me.
360
00:16:45,947 --> 00:16:48,323
You don't have to do this
on your own.
361
00:16:48,321 --> 00:16:50,823
Asking for help does not mean
you're a failure.
362
00:16:50,822 --> 00:16:53,865
Thank you.
God knows where I got that idea.
363
00:16:53,863 --> 00:16:56,866
Maybe from my dad saying,
"Asking for help means you're a failure."
364
00:16:58,238 --> 00:17:00,197
He said that to me
in bed last night.
365
00:17:00,196 --> 00:17:01,239
[coughs, spits out wine]
366
00:17:03,238 --> 00:17:05,823
What?
I didn't want to get up to turn off the light.
367
00:17:05,821 --> 00:17:06,946
Oh.
368
00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:09,864
Thank God,
because otherwise... blech!
369
00:17:12,196 --> 00:17:14,823
Oh, you know what?
I'm gonna take this to go.
370
00:17:14,821 --> 00:17:16,238
It's been a really bad day.
371
00:17:16,237 --> 00:17:18,239
???
372
00:17:22,903 --> 00:17:24,862
Oh, hey. How did
the bake sale go?
373
00:17:25,986 --> 00:17:28,238
You're looking
at your new principal.
374
00:17:28,237 --> 00:17:30,864
Suck it, Morgan Spelletti,
and your dry-ass cinnamon rolls.
375
00:17:32,153 --> 00:17:34,154
Hey, that's out of line.
376
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,321
Morgan sold
the dry-ass cupcakes.
377
00:17:36,319 --> 00:17:37,862
Taylor had the dry-ass
cinnamon rolls.
378
00:17:38,903 --> 00:17:41,071
-Where's Grandpa?
-Mm-mm-mm.
379
00:17:41,069 --> 00:17:43,987
He got out of the car
in the middle of me driving us home.
380
00:17:43,985 --> 00:17:45,404
The streets have him now.
381
00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:50,153
Huh, his phone's off.
382
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,570
We were just with Eve.
The shop is closed.
383
00:17:52,568 --> 00:17:54,903
He'd better not be driving
without a license.
384
00:17:54,902 --> 00:17:56,779
[sighs] I should have
bought more wine.
385
00:18:00,193 --> 00:18:04,113
? On a long
and lonesome highway ?
386
00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:05,861
? East of Omaha ?
387
00:18:07,026 --> 00:18:10,612
? You can listen
to the engine ?
388
00:18:10,610 --> 00:18:14,239
Okay. Engine isn't running,
so it's not worst-case scenario.
389
00:18:16,734 --> 00:18:18,694
Is he eating in the Impala?
390
00:18:19,609 --> 00:18:20,984
He wouldn't even
let us drink water
391
00:18:20,984 --> 00:18:22,903
when we were stranded
on the 405.
392
00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:28,027
? Your thoughts will soon
be wanderin' ?
393
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:32,737
? The way they always do
when you're riding... ?
394
00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:34,193
What's going on, buddy?
395
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:39,651
Oh, God.
396
00:18:39,650 --> 00:18:42,236
You want me to get
the teeny-tiny car vacuum?
397
00:18:43,983 --> 00:18:45,609
Nah. It's okay.
398
00:18:45,608 --> 00:18:48,151
I'm just getting used
to the thought of not driving again.
399
00:18:48,149 --> 00:18:50,109
It's like Seger says,
I don't feel much like riding.
400
00:18:50,108 --> 00:18:53,026
I just wish
the trip was through.
401
00:18:53,024 --> 00:18:54,650
I'm sorry you failed
your driving test, Dad,
402
00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:56,150
but you'll pass next time.
403
00:18:56,149 --> 00:18:58,818
Maybe I won't.
My dad didn't.
404
00:18:58,816 --> 00:19:01,109
He lost his license,
couldn't work,
405
00:19:01,108 --> 00:19:04,319
couldn't do
anything for himself except eat pudding.
406
00:19:05,774 --> 00:19:07,776
But look at you,
eating chips.
407
00:19:11,148 --> 00:19:13,274
No.
408
00:19:13,273 --> 00:19:14,566
Intervention!
409
00:19:16,023 --> 00:19:18,066
Hey.
Sorry if I upset you, Pops.
410
00:19:18,065 --> 00:19:20,233
Nah, that's just
the circle of life.
411
00:19:20,232 --> 00:19:21,817
On my way to Pudding Town.
412
00:19:23,398 --> 00:19:25,066
Seriously?
Some instructor
413
00:19:25,065 --> 00:19:27,483
fails you one time
and you're giving up on life?
414
00:19:27,481 --> 00:19:30,692
Not giving up on life.
You just can't beat time, kid.
415
00:19:31,773 --> 00:19:33,273
I think this administration
is getting rid of
416
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,191
daylight savings,
so we're getting close.
417
00:19:37,064 --> 00:19:38,898
Come on, Dad.
You're a Parker.
418
00:19:38,897 --> 00:19:40,815
When they took
Grandpa's license,
419
00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:42,481
he drove for another
ten years.
420
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,190
Sure. The last two
were on his Rascal,
421
00:19:44,189 --> 00:19:46,190
but he didn't know
the difference.
422
00:19:46,189 --> 00:19:47,398
Yeah, that's because I put
423
00:19:47,397 --> 00:19:49,106
a bigger battery in there
and new motors.
424
00:19:49,106 --> 00:19:50,898
That guy was able to haul ass
through the hallways
425
00:19:50,897 --> 00:19:53,357
of that old age home.
It was really funny.
426
00:19:53,355 --> 00:19:54,898
That's where
I'm going to end up.
427
00:19:56,188 --> 00:19:58,356
We're not gonna put you
in a home, Pops.
428
00:19:58,355 --> 00:20:01,149
Not because we don't want to,
because we can't afford it.
429
00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:05,438
Bet we could
if we sold this car.
430
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,564
Over my dead body.
431
00:20:07,562 --> 00:20:08,897
Well, then we'd
definitely sell it.
432
00:20:10,729 --> 00:20:13,439
As long as you don't die in it
and decrease the value.
433
00:20:13,437 --> 00:20:16,272
I'm gonna die in this car
right now just to spite you.
434
00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:18,188
You're sounding meaner,
does that mean you're better?
435
00:20:18,187 --> 00:20:19,896
[bag rustles]
436
00:20:19,895 --> 00:20:21,104
No, no, no, no, no.
437
00:20:21,104 --> 00:20:22,688
Don't eat in this car,
you little dweeb.
438
00:20:24,187 --> 00:20:25,814
And he's back.
439
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,312
Thanks for fixing it.
440
00:20:31,312 --> 00:20:34,731
Just so you know, I'm not paying
for any of the parts, or labor,
441
00:20:34,728 --> 00:20:37,605
or the Western-themed
photo shoot you did with it.
442
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:40,188
No, that was Gabe's idea.
443
00:20:40,186 --> 00:20:43,106
I just was happy to have another
reason to wear my leather chaps.
444
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:46,521
Goodbye, Doctor Funky.
445
00:20:47,311 --> 00:20:48,645
You named him?
446
00:20:48,644 --> 00:20:50,687
Oh, no. His moves named him.
447
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:53,853
? Here I am ?
448
00:20:55,685 --> 00:20:57,228
[crashing]
449
00:20:57,227 --> 00:20:58,352
Doctor Funky!
450
00:20:58,352 --> 00:21:00,062
Oh no.
451
00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:02,477
Did I hit something?
452
00:21:02,477 --> 00:21:04,813
I've got to get my license back.
453
00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:09,413
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