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♪ The origins of this festival
are from an era feudal ♪
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♪ Traditions practiced
in the past ♪
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♪ Were painful
gross and brutal ♪
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♪ But now it's mostly baking
that's the whole
kit and caboodle ♪
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♪ So sit back down
and have yourself a plate
of droogen strudel ♪
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♪ The emissaries will be here
to put it to the test ♪
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♪ And droogen can be difficult
to cook and to digest ♪
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♪ But if our recipe
is flawless then they're bound
to be impressed ♪
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♪ Here at Droogen, Droogen
Droogen, Droogen, Droogen
Droogen Fest ♪
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♪ Here at Droogen, Droogen
Droogen, Droogen, Droogen
Droogen, Droogen, Droogen ♪
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♪ Droogen, Droogen
Droogen, Droogen, Droogen
Droogen Fest, ja! ♪
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Okay, listen up, ladies.
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The Mayor has tasked us,
Troop 46231,
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with baking the official
droogen strudel
for the tasting today.
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The key to making droogen
strudel is the raisin-like
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dried doonkleberries
called the droogen.
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Now, there are going to be
actual Drusselsteinian
emissaries here at the fair.
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And these emissaries
are real sticklers
about their droogen strudels,
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so no distractions.
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Every fiber of our full
attention must be laser
focused on this task.
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I wonder what Phineas
and Ferb are up to?
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I present to you the world's
largest doonkleberry.
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Wow. I never thought
the process of growing
a berry that big
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would be so disgusting.
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Mom!
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The droogen folks
will love it.
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Now we just
have to get it there.
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It seems too heavy
for an airlift.
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Perhaps if we had two trucks
attached side by side--
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Or, we could just
roll it there.
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Now those are some
transportation logistics
that I can get behind.
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[car horns honking]
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Ha! "Two trucks
attached side by side."
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How foolish could I be!
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Hey! Where's Perry?
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Come on, come on, come on!
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And back in the house we go.
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Agent P, Doofenshmirtz
has been spotted
at Droogen Fest.
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He's probably just there
to celebrate--
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Or he could
try and interfere with
the droogen strudel tasting.
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Our entire economy depends
on establishing trade
with the Drusselsteinians.
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-Seriously?
-Yes.
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If anything goes wrong,
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the Tri-State Area
may have to sell off
one of the state areas.
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Leaving just a bi-state area?
[shudders]
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What are you waiting for,
Agent P? Go after him!
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Do you know how bad it looks
when you know something
that I don't?
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Never know something
that I don't.
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Now, Carl,
where did I put my keys?
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I don't know.
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Looks great, ladies!
Everything is going
without a hitch.
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[Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
Hey, I'm Drusselsteinian.
I deserve to be here.
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And that sounds like
a hitch waiting to happen.
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Tasting room is for bakers
and emissaries only.
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I'm just here to...
help, yeah, help,
definitely not evil.
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What are you doing here,
Dr. Doofenshmirtz?
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Um... [clears throat]
Have we met?
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Yes.
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Wait, wait,
I got it, I got it.
Are you my dentist?
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What? No! You seriously
don't remember me?
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We borrowed your spaceship
and traversed an alien planet?
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First of all,
it's a galactic travelernator,
not a spaceship.
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We even did that whole
song sequence together.
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Oh, did it go a little
something like...
[begins to sing]
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-Yes!
-Nope, doesn't ring a bell.
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The emissaries are here.
Mitsi!
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[cracks knuckles]
You! Leave now.
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But I wanted to help
with the baking process.
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No, thanks! This baking patch
ain't for nothing.
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This is perfect place
for festival, ja?
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Which is very disappointing,
hmm?
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All festivals in Drusselstein
are set four miles west
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of the perfect place
to put them.
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[scoffing] Shriveled man
not shriveled enough.
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And where Droogy?
Dancing mascot?
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I pre-pay for meet and greet.
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Well, I think you are going
to love the droogen strudel
we made.
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I fast for weeks for this
tasting of droogen strudel.
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I missed my child's birthday
for this.
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I missed my own wedding.
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You've got this, Isabella.
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[barking]
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Turn coming!
Everybody lean left.
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Your left
or doonkleberry left?
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That is the same direction!
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You should've been more clear.
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[Phineas] No, no, Buford!
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-Aw, looks like
we're taking the scenic route.
-[all exclaiming]
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Ah, Perry the Platypus.
You're just in time.
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Let's squeeze in a quick ride
while I monologue. Oh.
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Pull on the yellow tab.
[cackles] You're trapped!
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Anyway, you know that feeling
when you think you're biting
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into a delicious gooey
chocolate chip cookie
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but-- [gasps]
it's actually a gross
oatmeal raisin cookie instead?
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That's how I feel
about droogens.
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Seriously. Droogens have
a very discouraging flavor.
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I left Drusselstein just
to get away from that stuff.
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My tragic childhood
and all those backstories,
I can put up with that stuff.
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But droogens,
that is where I draw the line.
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But, I digress.
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Every day, I digress.
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I go off topic
and just ramble.
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Look, look!
I'm doing it right now.
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Right now I'm digressing.
Anyway...
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Behold! My droogen
chocolate swapinator!
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With this, I'll swap out all
the droogens in a one-mile
radius for chocolate.
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Then all those little droogen
lovers will know my pain...
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Hey, tampering with
the yellow tab
is a safety viola... [screams]
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Okay, this droogen strudel
is going to knock
your rockenhosen off.
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Taste my bitter
dark chocolatey wrath!
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Wait, these droogens look
awfully chocolatey.
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Does that mean...
Mmm! [chomps]
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Oh, the shriveled man
is chocolate!
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The droogens are gone!
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My plan worked! Wow,
what is this weird feeling?
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Is this getting a win?
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'Cause I could get
used to this!
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[choking, clears throat]
What went wrong?
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[spits] It tastes
like chocolate.
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It's not dry
or discouraging at all.
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[scoffs]
Where are the droogens?
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No contract for you.
We'll return to Drusselstein.
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Hey! That's our stuff.
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You waste our time,
we take your stuff. Mmm-hmm.
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But we followed the recipe
to a T. What went wrong?
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It worked, Perry the Platypus!
It worked.
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[phone pinging]
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Ladies and gentlemen, I am sad
to report our trade agreement
with Drusselstein has failed.
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It looks like
we'll have to sell off
one of our state areas.
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Now is time to panic.
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Sell a state area?
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That just leaves
a bi-state area.
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I'm not taking over
some lousy bi-state area.
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Argh! Please don't
cancel the contract,
you're making a big mistake.
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No droogen strudel,
no contract.
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Argh! This is all your fault.
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If you hadn't broken my inator
I could reverse all this.
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Listen, I'm gonna try to fix
the droogen strudel,
you go stall those emissaries.
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You too? So it wasn't just me.
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All the droogens in the
festival are now chocolate.
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Chocolate? This is
a lot less discouraging.
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Hey, dentist girl!
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I don't know what you want,
but I don't have time.
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I'm not here to beef.
We need new strudel
and I'm here to help.
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Help? You?
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[scoffs] You couldn't
even remember who I am.
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I remembered who you were,
but I pretended not to
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'cause last time we worked
together you showed me up
a little.
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But right now you are the only
one who can make
a good droogen strudel.
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So will you work with me?
For the good
of the Tri-State Area?
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-Please?
-[sighs in exasperation]
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Okay. But if we're doing this,
we're doing it Isa style
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We are making the ultimate
droogen strudel,
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the biggest one
they've ever seen!
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Ooh, sounds like you're
going to need a big oven.
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-I can take care of that.
-Now we just need droogens.
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But they've all
turned to chocolate.
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Did somebody say droogens?
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-We got this big doonkleberry.
-And we saw what happened
to the festival.
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Uh, we could build a device to
concentrate sunlight and dry
the doonkleberry instantly.
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-Perfect! Come on, girls,
and pharmacist.
-Hey!
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We've got some
droogen strudel to bake.
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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This song montage is taking
longer than I thought.
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I hope those emissaries
haven't left yet.
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[emissary] Coming up.
Prepare to depart.
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Wait! It cannot be!
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Doogy, the dancing droogen!
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His dry, discouraging antics
have delighted me
since I was wee child.
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Hmm, let us hold briefly
to enjoy this marvel.
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How's it coming, Phineas?
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[Phineas]
World's largest droogen,
coming right up.
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[all] Ooh!
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Ready the jackhammers!
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[hammering]
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Nice! Now to get it toasted.
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-Here goes nothing.
-[Norm] Is this what eating
feels like?
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Ding! Now I have experienced
the whole cycle of digestion.
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It looks good. But will it
hold up to the taste test?
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[munching]
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[girl screams]
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-Oh, no!
-No, it's authentic.
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I just still hate droogen.
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I seriously hope I never have
to work with you ever again.
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00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:16,346
Um, how are we going to get
this to the emissaries?
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It could be
a real transportation
logistics problem.
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Ah, it's a good thing
I drove here in two trucks
attached side by side.
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-Seriously?
-Adulting!
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Well, 45-minutes
is enough, ja?
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Let us cease
our brief holding.
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Wait! Don't go. We've got
one more droogen strudel
for you to try.
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A droogen strudel
of this size? I have never
seen the likes before.
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00:09:48,997 --> 00:09:52,924
Hmm, mmm. The droogens
are delightfully discouraging.
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This droogen strudel
is acceptable.
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We shall sign contract.
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[bleating]
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00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:03,977
[grunting]
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00:10:04,012 --> 00:10:06,846
The Drusselsteinians
have signed the contract.
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00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:09,515
The Tri-State Area
shall remain whole.
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00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:12,018
The dream is back, baby!
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00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:13,945
You know, in retrospect,
I should've never used
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my droogen chocolate
swapinator in the first place.
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00:10:16,358 --> 00:10:19,576
What! You mean, this was
your fault the whole time?
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This isn't over.
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00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,530
Okay, ladies, I think we've
more than earned these
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00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,750
"preventing an international
incident" patches.
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00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:30,837
Hey, what about me? I helped.
Do I get a patch, too?
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00:10:30,872 --> 00:10:34,633
I think the "good job cleaning
up your own mess" patch
suits you perfectly.
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00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:37,927
Also, I was not joking about
mistaking you for my dentist.
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00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,804
You guys are really...
it's eerie.
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Okay,
time for your root canal.
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[♪ rock music playing]
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♪ Droogen, droogen,
droogen, droogen ♪
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♪ Droogen, droogen,
droogen, droogen... ♪
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[song continues]
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00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:08,291
[song intensifies]
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[inhales]
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♪ Droogen, droogen,
droogen, droogen ♪
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-♪ Droogen, droogen fest ♪
-Ja!
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