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First, there was Football X-7.
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Then, Hockey Z-9. But there was
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an obvious alphanumeric gap
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between them. So get ready for...
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-Croquet Y-8!
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Huh, finally, the opportunity
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for me to show off my mad
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mallet skills!
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If opportunity doesn't knock,
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build a door. Or a hoop
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with a portal.
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Fine, but we're doing
Demolition Derby G-48
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tomorrow.
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Hey, you guys seen Perry?
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[all] In the house.
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What's next?
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Stacy shows up and asks,
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"What you doing?"
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[watch beeping]
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[Candace] Perry? Perry, where
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are you? There you are, my
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monotreme mon-amie.
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It's just a hat, Carl.
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Why is it just a hat?
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-Do you think he's invisible?
-Then wouldn't his hat
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be floating?
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Or maybe he's a ghost.
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Well, the hat would still be
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floating, right? They can't
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interact with the material
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world, Carl.
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Use your head.
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All right, Jeremy. Perry and
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I are all ears.
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I mean, we're not like all
ears. I mean, imagine if we
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were all ears. Just covered
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in ears.
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Like, we can hear out
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of our elbows.
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Candace, you're weird.
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So, what's the sitch?
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I need you and Perry for a
summer school project for
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college credit.
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It's a zoology course.
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Uh-huh, great. A documentary
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about zoo college.
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It's a day in the life of an
exotic animal and Perry is
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the most exotic animal
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I know. So, it's you and me
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documenting Perry all afternoon.
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-Great. Sounds like a plan.
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I'm in.
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-Are you sure, Candace? Because
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it looks like you may want to
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bust your brothers. No, no,
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no, no. I can multitask.
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I can bust the boys while we
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document Perry.
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-No problem. -Great. Just need
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some assistance with this
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equipment from the car.
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You got it.
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Assistant slash producer slash
girlfriend at your service.
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All right, Perry, stay put.
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Don't do much. You know, like
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you usually don't do.
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[footsteps receding]
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[Jeremy] Documenting Perry's
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life all afternoon. [echoing]
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[♪ video game music playing]
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♪ Fake Perry ♪
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[Candace] Places, people,
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places.
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All right, Perry.
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Let's do this!
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-[both] Phew!
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-Thank goodness you're here,
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Agent P.
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What kept you?
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Oh, you had to use an
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emergency Perry bot as
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a decoy. Aren't you a
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little concerned, sir, about
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all the previous models
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being recalled due to mechanical
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failure?
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I estimate you've got about
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three hours, give or take,
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before your bot goes smoke,
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boom, spaghetti.
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Great googly moogly!
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That would blow your
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cover with your host
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family. I'll keep it brief.
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Doof is getting into some
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farm-related shenanigans, and
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no good has ever come from
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a mad scientist taking up
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animal husbandry.
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-Go get him, Agent P. -In
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less than three hours.
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[echoing] Three hours.
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Three hours.
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Carl, is that why I signed an
invoice for an echo machine?
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[echoing] Machine? Machine?
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♪ We had Football X-7
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and Hockey Z-9 ♪
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♪ We could have left it at
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that and been perfectly fine ♪
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♪ But anyone with a little
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common sense ♪
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♪ Could see the gap In our
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alphanumeric sporting events ♪
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♪ Croquet Y-8 ♪
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-♪ Y-8, Y-8 ♪ -♪ Croquet
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Y-8 ♪
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♪ It's time for us to
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demonstrate ♪ It's like
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croquet but there are ways to
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differentiate ♪ Let me break
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it down with an equipment roll
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call ♪ We've got oversize
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mallets pegs, wickets, and balls
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♪ Plus a few upgrades that we
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just resolved ♪
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♪ Our core encryption's all
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the way from here to City Hall ♪
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♪ Are you feeling lucky?
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Are you feeling immortal? ♪
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♪ Watch us take shots through
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this quantum portal ♪
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♪ It's another dimension we
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can navigate ♪ And if you miss
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the peg you can recalibrate ♪
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♪ It's better than the
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original, no debate ♪ This is
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not croquet ♪
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♪ This is Croquet Y-8 ♪
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♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. ♪
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-[bleats] -[Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
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Welcome, Perry the Plat-- Off,
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off. I bet you're wondering
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why I'm dressed as a
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traditional Drusselstinian
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shepherd, right? Well,
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that's because sheep are a
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part of my latest dastardly
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plan. Also, I've taken up
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knitting. I made this
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adorable sweater for you. The
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stitching took twice as long
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as the online tutorial said
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it would, but... It's a
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little big on you, but we
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can fix that.
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-[beep] -Ha, ha, ha.
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[whirrs]
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There you go, much better.
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Now you look like an adorable
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duck-billed baby. A trapped,
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adorable duck-billed baby.
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That's you. Coochie,
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coochie, coo.
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Ah, yes, the eternal question,
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Perry the Platypus, do you
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even sheep, bro? When I
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was a lad, I had trouble
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sleeping, so my parents
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told me to try counting
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sheep, which is weird
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and not helpful.
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I mean, it's not as weird as
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counting copper-topped whittling
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crabs to get rid of leg
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cramps, but still,
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you get the idea.
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Granted, we had a lot of
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sheep for accounting
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purposes, but it just
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never really worked for me.
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But counting sheep does
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work for a lot of people.
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Hence, and behold, the thing
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that you're already beholding,
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my Go-To-Sheep-Inator.
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Look at Perry the Platypus.
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This is my favorite part.
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The inator rehydrates sheep
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from a packet of dehydrated
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sheep that I ordered off
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of a Drusselstinian website.
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[announcer] Dehydrated sheep.
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Just add water and watch them
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grow. It's fun, it's easy,
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and profitable. My plan is
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to give everyone all the sheep
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they can count, putting all
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of Danville to sleep,
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allowing me to take over
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the...
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What? What?
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You're giving me that look?
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You no likey?
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You know, they can't all be
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gems, Perry the Platypus.
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[sighs] You really know
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how to take the wind out
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of a guy's sails, you know
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that? Hey, buddy, no!
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The scheme wasn't that bad!
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Hey, I knitted that!
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-[smacks] -[groans]
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No fair! You distracted me
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with implied criticism!
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