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♪ There's a hundred and four days
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of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along
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just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem for our
generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way
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to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket or fighting
a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel
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Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something that
doesn't exist ♪
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♪ Hey!
Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
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♪ Creating nano-bots or locating
Frankenstein's brain ♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting
a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see there's a
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whole lot of stuff To do before
school starts this fall ♪
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♪ Come on, Perry!
So stick with us 'cause Phineas
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and Ferb are gonna do it all!
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♪ So stick with us 'Cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all!
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
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are making a title sequence!
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[laughs] At last!
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An Inator above all other
Inators!
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The one that will finally...
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Ah...
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-Oh, wait, hold on.
-What
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the heck, Dad?
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Looks like I can't finish making
your smoothie, sir.
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Norm, I told you not to use
the blender
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while I'm powering up.
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Now I gotta walk all the way down
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and flip the whatever that thing
is called.
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-The breaker, sir.
-No,
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you're the breaker.
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I'm the fixer.
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Sorry, Norm.
He gets hangry without a
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smoothie.
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At this point, all my pain
sensors
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have numbed.
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[groans]
Looks like the whole building's
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out.
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[gasps] Look at me
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and my shorting power.
It's so evil.
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I love it!
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Wait, we have a gym down here?
Ooh.
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[buzzing]
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Hey, the electricity's
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out.
Are you powering that
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treadmill all by yourself?
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Hi.
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Yeah, I'm just running through
my heartache.
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Look, I don't need your
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life story.
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Spoiler alert, you die
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at the end.
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Wait, start running again.
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[gasps]
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When you run, the bulb lights
up with human power.
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[gasps] Ah-ha!
I can use human power to power
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my end-all-be-allinator.
I just
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have to channel the energy to
my power bank upstairs.
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Norm, drop an extension
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cord out
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the window, would ya?
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[sighs]
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Okay, sorry, I was not
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clear enough apparently.
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Find another extension cord,
but this time
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you hold on to one end of it.
[Norm]
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You got it, here it comes.
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-[crashes]
-[sighs]
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No, those are my clothes.
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This... This is why I have
so many extension cords.
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Okay, now tell me, is one
end
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of the cord plugged into
the power bank?
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-Yes, do I jump now?
-No, no,
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no jumping, no jumping.
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You know what?
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Just give the phone to Vanessa.
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Could you give-- Thank you.
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Vanessa, I have some very
specific instructions for--
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Oh, thank you, sweetie.
I mean,
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if I don't harness it, this
human power is just wasted.
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Keep running, dude.
Keep running.
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That's all I've been able to
do since my breakup.
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Yeah, yeah, tell your
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story running.
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Come on, keep it up.
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Knees higher.
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Knees higher.
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Oh, yeah, you got good form.
We'll get you fitter
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in no time, and nothing makes
an ex want you back more
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than a revenge bod, right?
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Am I right?
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Hey, you're a pretty good
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trainer.
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Thanks, man.
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Ah.
That's the first time anyone's
actually listened to me.
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-Norm, did you hear that?
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-I wasn't listening, sir.
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But the power bank is charging
and the lights are back on.
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Hey, if I can get everyone
in town to exercise,
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I can tap into all that free
electricity,
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store up the surplus and use
it to take over the Tri-State
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Area.
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I'm gonna need a lot more treadmills.
- [man] And I get the revenge bod.
- Less talking, more running.
- What you doin'?
- Ahoy, Isabella.
Feast your eyes on the asphalt
wave.
Ferb has discovered a way to
temporarily alter road surface
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molecules from
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a solid to a liquid state
around the hull.
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Fascinating.
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Geophysics got nothing on Ferb.
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-Okay, layman's terms.
-We can basically boat
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the boulevards.
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We got the idea because Candace
and Jeremy are on a boat ride
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at the lake today.
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-Oh, that's so romantic.
-I
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guess.
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But she specifically told us
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not to go anywhere near them.
So we're going to boat
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on the roads.
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So we're just plagiarizing
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them?
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It's not plagiarism.
It's an homage.
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-Potato, po-tah-to.
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-Let's give her a whirl.
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Bon voyage!
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Hey, where's Perry?
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Hello, Agent P.
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Doof has purchased a ton of
exercise equipment.
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Stair climbers, dumbbells, smart
bells, you name it.
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And he's been spotted around
town wearing... [shudders]
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...athleisure wear.
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I mean, is it athletic or
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is it leisure?
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Pick a lane.
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What's even more disturbing
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is this infomercial Doof has
been broadcasting.
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Hit play, Carl.
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Hitting play.
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Hate working out, but also
hate paying for it?
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Well, come on down to Doofnasium,
where I will personally motivate
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you to pump that iron for free.
Check out these gains.
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Thank you, Doofnasium.
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And guess what?
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You get all of this for four
easy payments of free.
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Zero.
Zip. Nada dinero.
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And there's no cancellation
fee because you never have
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to cancel.
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But don't do it for me.
Do it for them.
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♪ In the arms of a treadmill ♪
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[Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
Right now there's an elliptical
who needs you.
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Don't you have some time to
spare for these poor lonely
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treadmills?
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I didn't save him.
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He saved me.
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Again, it's free.
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I can't wait to use you.
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I mean, see you...
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[all] At Doofnasium.
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[announcer reading rapidly]
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You should consult your doctor
before starting a new fitness
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program.
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Doofnasium bears no responsibility
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for... And it keeps going
like that for another 20 minutes.
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Get to the bottom of
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it, Agent P.
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-Should I turn it off, sir?
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-No.
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It's disturbingly compelling.
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[♪
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rock music playing]
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♪ Do you want to be strong
as a tank? ♪
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♪ But you need a gym that won't
break the bank ♪
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♪ You'll sweat so much that
you'll really stink ♪
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♪ But when you see the results
you'll be sure to thank me ♪
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♪ When you come on down to
Doofnasium ♪
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♪ Don't sit on the couch
and be a lazy bum ♪
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♪ If you want things that are
crazy-ium ♪
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♪ Just come on down today ♪
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♪ Your membership is free-sium ♪
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♪ We just want your energy-sium♪
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♪ Don't make us beg you Please-ium
♪
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♪ You'll win back your fiancé
who doesn't even deserve you ♪
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♪ Doofnasium ♪
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[♪ pleasant
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music playing]
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[engine roars]
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[sighs]
What can be better than this?
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A beautiful day.
- A delicious picnic.
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- And a romantic boat ride.
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I can think of something
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better.
Hey, Candace.
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Hey, Jeremy.
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Phineas and Ferb?
Oh,
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that is too bustable.
Uh, Candace?
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Whoa.
You guys are so busted.
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[Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
You can do it.
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You're almost there.
Keep
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breathing.
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She never loved you.13384
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