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♪ The origins of this festival
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are from an era feudal ♪
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♪ Traditions practiced
in the past ♪
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♪ Were painful
gross and brutal ♪
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♪ But now it's mostly baking
that's the whole
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kit and caboodle ♪
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♪ So sit back down
and have yourself a plate
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of droogen strudel ♪
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♪ The emissaries will be here
to put it
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to the test ♪
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♪ And droogen can be difficult
to cook and
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to digest ♪
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♪ But if our recipe
is flawless then they're
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bound to be impressed ♪
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♪ Here at Droogen, Droogen
Droogen, Droogen
Droogen Fest ♪
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♪ Here at Droogen, Droogen
Droogen, Droogen
Droogen, Droogen, Droogen ♪
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♪ Droogen, Droogen
Droogen, Droogen, Droogen
Droogen Fest, ja! ♪
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Okay, listen up, ladies.
The Mayor has tasked us,
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Troop 46231, with baking
the official droogen
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strudel for the tasting today.
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The key to making droogen
strudel is the raisin-like
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dried doonkleberries called
the droogen.
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Now, there are going to be
actual Drusselsteinian
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emissaries here at the fair.
And these emissaries
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are real sticklers about
their droogen strudels,
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so no distractions.
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Every fiber of our full
attention must be laser
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focused on this task.
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I wonder what Phineas
and Ferb are
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up to?
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I present to you the world's
largest doonkleberry.
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Wow. I never thought
the process of
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growing a berry that big
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would be so disgusting.
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Mom!
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The droogen folks
will love it.
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Now we just
have to get it there.
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It seems too heavy
for an airlift.
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Perhaps if we had two trucks
attached side by side--
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Or, we could just
roll it there.
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Now those are some
transportation logistics
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that I can get behind.
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Ha! "Two trucks
attached side by side."
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How foolish could I be!
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Hey! Where's Perry?
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Come on, come on,
come on!
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And back in the house
we go.
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Agent P, Doofenshmirtz
has been spotted
at Droogen Fest.
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He's probably just there
to celebrate--
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Or he could
try and interfere with
the droogen strudel tasting.
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Our entire economy depends
on establishing trade
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with the Drusselsteinians.
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- Seriously?
- Yes.
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If anything goes wrong,
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the Tri-State Area
may have to sell off
one of the state areas.
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Leaving just a bi-state area?
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What are you waiting for,
Agent P? Go after him!
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Do you know how bad it looks
when you know something
that I don't?
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Never know something
that I don't.
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Now, Carl,
where did I put my keys?
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I don't know.
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Looks great, ladies!
Everything is going
without a hitch.
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Hey, I'm Drusselsteinian.
I deserve to be here.
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And that sounds like
a hitch waiting to happen.
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Tasting room is for bakers
and emissaries only.
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I'm just here to...
help, yeah, help,
definitely not evil.
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What are you doing here,
Dr. Doofenshmirtz?
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Um...
Have we met?
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Yes.
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Wait, wait,
I got it, I got it.
Are you my dentist?
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What? No! You seriously
don't remember me?
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We borrowed your spaceship
and traversed an alien planet?
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First of all,
it's a galactic
travelernator,
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not a spaceship.
We even did that
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whole song sequence together.
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Oh, did it go a little
something like...
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- Yes!
- Nope, doesn't ring a bell.
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The emissaries are here.
Mitsi!
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You! Leave now.
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But I wanted to help
with the baking process.
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No, thanks! This baking
patch ain't for nothing.
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This is perfect place
for festival, ja?
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Which is very disappointing,
hmm?
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All festivals in Drusselstein
are set four miles west
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of the perfect place
to put them.
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Shriveled man
not shriveled enough.
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And where Droogy?
Dancing mascot?
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I pre-pay for meet
and greet.
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Well, I think you are going
to love the droogen strudel
we made.
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I fast for weeks for this
tasting of droogen strudel.
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I missed my child's birthday
for this.
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I missed my own wedding.
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You've got this, Isabella.
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Turn coming!
Everybody lean left.
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Your left
or doonkleberry left?
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That is the same direction!
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You should've been
more clear.
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No, no, Buford!
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Aw, looks like
we're taking the scenic
route.
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Ah, Perry the Platypus.
You're just in time.
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Let's squeeze in a quick ride
while I monologue. Oh.
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Pull on the yellow tab.
You're trapped!
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Anyway, you know that
feeling when you think
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you're biting into
a delicious gooey
chocolate chip cookie
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but--
it's actually
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a gross oatmeal raisin
cookie instead?
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That's how I feel
about droogens.
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Seriously. Droogens have
a very discouraging
flavor.
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I left Drusselstein just
to get away from that stuff.
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My tragic childhood
and all those backstories,
I can put up with that stuff.
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But droogens,
that is where I draw the line.
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But, I digress.
Every day, I digress.
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I go off topic
and just ramble.
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Look, look!
I'm doing it right now.
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Right now I'm digressing.
Anyway...
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Behold! My droogen
chocolate swapinator!
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With this, I'll swap out all
the droogens in a one-mile
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radius for chocolate.
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Then all those little droogen
lovers will know my pain...
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Hey, tampering with
the yellow tab
is a safety viola...
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Okay, this droogen strudel
is going to knock
your rockenhosen off.
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Taste my bitter
dark chocolatey wrath!
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Wait, these droogens look
awfully chocolatey.
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Does that mean...
Mmm!
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Oh, the shriveled man
is chocolate!
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The droogens are gone!
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My plan worked! Wow,
what is this weird feeling?
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Is this getting a win?
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'Cause I could get
used to this!
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What went wrong?
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It tastes
like chocolate.
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It's not dry
or discouraging at all.
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Where are the droogens?
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No contract for you.
We'll return to Drusselstein.
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Hey! That's our stuff.
You waste our time,
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we take your stuff. Mmm-hmm.
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But we followed the recipe
to a T. What went wrong?
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It worked, Perry the Platypus!
It worked.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I am sad
to report our trade agreement
with Drusselstein has failed.
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It looks like
we'll have to sell off
one of our state areas.
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- Seriously?
- Yes.
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If anything goes wrong,
the Tri-State Area
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may have to sell off
one of the state areas.
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Leaving just a bi-state area?
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What are you waiting for,
Agent P? Go after him!
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Do you know how bad it looks
when you know something
that I don't?
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Never know something
that I don't.
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Now, Carl,
where did I put my keys?
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I don't know.
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Looks great, ladies!
Everything is going
without a hitch.
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Hey, I'm Drusselsteinian.
I deserve to be here.
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And that sounds like
a hitch waiting to happen.
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Tasting room is for bakers
and emissaries only.
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I'm just here to...
help, yeah, help,
definitely not evil.
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What are you doing here,
Dr. Doofenshmirtz?
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Um...
Have we met?
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Yes.
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00:07:18,879 --> 00:07:20,959
Wait, wait,
I got it, I got it.
Are you my dentist?
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What? No! You seriously
don't remember me?
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We borrowed your spaceship
and traversed an alien planet?
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First of all,
it's a galactic
travelernator,
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not a spaceship.
We even did that
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whole song sequence together.
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Oh, did it go a little
something like...
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- Yes!
- Nope, doesn't ring a bell.
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The emissaries are here.
Mitsi!
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You! Leave now.
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But I wanted to help
with the baking process.
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No, thanks! This baking
patch ain't for nothing.
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This is perfect place
for festival, ja?
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Which is very disappointing,
hmm?
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All festivals in Drusselstein
are set four miles west
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of the perfect place
to put them.
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Shriveled man
not shriveled enough.
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And where Droogy?
Dancing mascot?
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I pre-pay for meet
and greet.
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Well, I think you are going
to love the droogen strudel
we made.
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00:08:02,969 --> 00:08:06,199
I fast for weeks for this
tasting of droogen strudel.
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I missed my child's birthday
for this.
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I missed my own wedding.
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You've got this, Isabella.
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Turn coming!
Everybody lean left.
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Your left
or doonkleberry left?
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That is the same direction!
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You should've been
more clear.
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No, no, Buford!
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00:08:21,029 --> 00:08:22,399
Aw, looks like
we're taking the scenic
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route.
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Ah, Perry the Platypus.
You're just in time.
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00:08:25,759 --> 00:08:27,629
Let's squeeze in a quick ride
while I monologue. Oh.
191
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Pull on the yellow tab.
You're trapped!
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Anyway, you know that
feeling when you think
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you're biting into
a delicious gooey
chocolate chip cookie
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00:08:34,609 --> 00:08:35,63914241
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