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♪ There's a hundred and four
days of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along
just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way
to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket
or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up
the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey
a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
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♪ Creating nanobots
or locating
Frankenstein's brain ♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving
our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see
there's a whole lot of stuff ♪
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♪ To do before
school starts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us
'cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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Hello, Buford, I hear
you are under the weather
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and I have just the thing
to cheer you up.
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Ugh, not that lame sci-fi show
you obsess over,
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- Space Adventure.
- It got me through hoof
and mouth disease.
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And I have already downloaded
my favorite episode.
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Hard pass! I'd rather
wallow in misery.
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Too bad. You are a captive
audience and cannot leave.
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Here goes!
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Diary of Captain
Dirk Mortinson.
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I am taking the USS Minotaur
into the evil Honey Badger Empire
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to steal the plans of their
latest space station,
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the dreaded Spiky Ring.
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Status report,
Navigator, uh...
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Cadet Sophia Sharkboard,
Captain.
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Right! Welcome aboard.
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You've met everyone?
Second in command,
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the fierce and determined
Lieutenant Zarna.
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Nosh, the 17th best pilot
in the galaxy.
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Oh, right, 19th.
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And there's our
security officer, Lamond,
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master of the profound
mystical arts of
Schlufbaum's Luck.
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Nice to meet you,
but this is a mistake.
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I'm just an intern,
I shouldn't be navigating--
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Calm down, newb, you got
decent grades and we need
a navigator. Case closed.
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Now, status report,
Newbie Navigator.
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Uh, we are approaching
the Honey Badger home planet.
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Deploy the
Harmless Asteroid Camouflage.
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We'll take a shuttle and sneak
aboard the command station
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where they keep
their secret plans.
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Nosh, Zarna, Lamond,
you're with me.
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BSL-4, you're in charge.
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Okay, only one officer
between us and the plans.
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We've got to take him
out quietly.
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Zarna!
Not again.
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Three times since we snuck
aboard is enough.
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Plus I think you enjoy it
a little too much.
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I enjoy it just enough,
thank you.
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You have a problem. Lamond,
try using those powers
of yours to knock him out
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- with something.
- I don't think I can, sir.
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You can do it.
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My stuff!
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- What the--
- Thank goodness for my
patented Mortinson chop.
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I'm in. Accessing plans.
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Captain, their first target
is listed here.
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It's... Earth.
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Earth? Again?
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Of all the planets
in the galaxy,
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of which there are many,
why is always Earth?
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Okay, we gotta get these plans
to Space Fleet so they can
find the weakness
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and stop that spike. Let's go!
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Hey! You janitors aren't
supposed to be in here.
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Go ahead.
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Newbie Navigator, any time
they've detected the Minotaur?
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- None, sir.
- Set a course for Earth, Nosh.
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Oh, I just thought
of something really cool
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- We can do right now.
- Not that!
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Execute the galaxy-famous
Mortinson Victory Fly-By.
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We got your plans.
Bite me, Honey Badgers.
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Wait, they got away
undetected!
Why would he do that?
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Because it was cool.
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I think we lost
the Honey Badgers.
Mission accomplished.
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Was that really necessary?
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You're not still carrying on
about the Mortinson Victory
Fly-By, are you?
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You know us Earth men,
we gotta celebrate
life's wins.
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Lamond, can you sense
if the Honey... Argh!
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Hey! I thought we talked
about you keeping those rocks
on the bridge.
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I'm sorry, sir,
I'm still learning the ways
of Schlufbaum's Luck.
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Okay. See if you can use
that Schlufbaum's Luck
of yours
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to detect the Honey Badgers'
fleet out there.
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- I will try, sir.
- Why not use
the ship's sensors?
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Lieutenant Zarna,
Schlufbaum's Luck is a power
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that goes back to when
the universe was young.
We can't turn
our backs on it.
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Already picking up the
incoming Honey Badger fleet.
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- Do you sense
the Honey Badger fleet?
- No.
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Sensors read 20
Honey Badger ships...
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I am sensing evil.
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But the universe
is a dangerous place, Captain.
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- I kind of sense evil
all the time.
- ...now.
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Sir, I'm sensing
the Honey Badger fleet
approaching.
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Nice work, Lamond.
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Captain Dirk Mortinson.
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- Lamond!
- Sorry, sir.
He's not here in the room.
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Commander Urgh,
what can I do for you?
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Captain! Your crazy maneuvers
scared the dickens
out of our techs.
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I should blow
your ship to bits.
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But I'll cancel that
and the spike launch
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if you just apologize.
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Commander Urgh, you don't
apologize for doing
something cool.
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Mortinson, you fool, you have
49 seconds to reconsider
apologizing
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or we're blowing
your ship to bits.
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Not gonna happen.
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Captain, couldn't we try
firing all our space torpedoes
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and take our chances escaping?
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No, we could fire
all our space torpedoes,
but their shielding
is too strong and would
only anger them.
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Nosh! Did you fire
all our space torpedoes
at them?
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Nosh, did you?
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It says here we have
zero torpedoes left.
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No, Nosh,
I don't think we forgot
to bring torpedoes
on the mission.
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That's what you get
for firing on us, Captain.
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Now prepare to be destroyed.
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You may have 49 seconds
to say goodbye to your crew.
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Or maybe, you could just
say sorry to these two
and we could forget
the whole thing.
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Not gonna happen.
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We've got to get
these plans to Earth.
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Chief Engineer Hondu,
engine status.
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I'm doing what I can
to repair them,
but that last sonic blast
damaged our engines.
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We won't outrun them.
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Then we'll have to escape
using a core so dangerous
the Honey Badger fleet
wouldn't dare follow.
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Newbie Navigator!
Set course 23/49-23.
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But, Captain, that will
take us straight through--
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That's right,
Newbie Navigator.
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The giant space worms nebula.
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Nosh, full engines, go!
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The Honey Badgers
are slowing down.
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Captain, I'm counting
a lot of giant space worms.
We are sure to be eaten.
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If we hold this steady course,
we might slide through
unnoticed.
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Captain, can we use
the laser cannons on it?
The outer layer of the worm
is too strong.
The only things effective
against them
are space torpedoes!
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Lamond, can you use your
Schlufbaum's Luck telepathy
to tell the space worm
we mean no harm?
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I will try, sir.
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Making... contact...
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- Oops.
- "Oops"?
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Well, it might have heard me
think that it should not
eat the ship
because it's already too fat.
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I'm so very sorry, Captain.
I just...
Master, when will I learn
to control my thoughts?
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Lamond, I thought we talked
about having space ghosts
on my bridge.
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We're gonna have to escape
using a course so dangerous
the Honey Badger fleet
and space worms wouldn't
dare follow.
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Newbie Navigator!
Set course 23/42-27.
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But, Captain, that will take
us straight through--
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That's right,
Newbie Navigator.
The giant razor
crystal asteroids
with volcanos nebula.
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The Honey Badgers and space
worms are slowing down,
Captain.
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Look, Captain!
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It's some
kind of hidden city.
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My word!
It's the Merlonian Ambush.
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Nosh! No, no, no!
Stop firing, stop!
"Ambush" is the Merlonian word
for "hidden city."
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The Merlonians
are mostly harmless.
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Captain, I'm reading
50 Merlonian warships
powering up engines.
Mostly.
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For five minutes. Don't push
your luck or it'll be ten.
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I sure hope
the Scorpion Collective
doesn't learn of this.
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- Why not, Captain?
- They hate the Merlonians
and vowed to be the ones
to destroy them.
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If they even heard
that we shot at them,
it would be--
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Picking up the entire
Scorpion Collective fleet
heading straight at us.
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- How could they even--
- Better look at this, Captain.
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Nosh!
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Okay. We're gonna
have to plot a course
so doubly insane dangerous
that none of them
would dare follow us.
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Newbie Navigator, new course.
47/54.11.
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Uh, Captain, I'm not really
familiar with that course.
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That's right,
Newbie Navigator.
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The Calarian Nebula of 17 suns
and 14 black holes.
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If we fly through
at the precise course,
the immense gravitational
forces should accelerate us
beyond Lightspeed 12
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and shoot us
straight for Earth.
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This is going to be
a super-duper crazy maneuver.
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Raise the
Ultimate Control Stick.
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You can tell it's a really
good one because it has
a light inside.
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Gravitational forces
going past Level 10!
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This may have been a mistake!
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- Woo-hoo!
- Huzzah!
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We're through, sir. Traveling
at Lightspeed 22 on our way
to Earth.
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This is Captain Dirk Mortinson
calling Lunar Landing Control.
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- Request to land.
- Let me
guess. Coming in hot?
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Comin' in hot.
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Another successful mission.
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Any sign of our pursuers?
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What's left of the sensors
say there's something big
coming in.
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Looks like the gravitational
pull of that last nebula
coalesced our pursuers
into a... what would you
call that shape?
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