Original subtitles

♪ There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪

Hey! ♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots ♪

♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪

It's over here! ♪ Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent ♪

♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

Phineas! ♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot

of stuff to do before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry! ♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb

are gonna do it all ♪ ♪ So stick with us

'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all ♪

Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

We're back, my loyal Schmirtzies, all ten of you.

And as I was saying,

O.W.C.A would be nothing without me. My evil helps them exist.

-[dings] -Wait, wait. What's this?

BeefyMustache55 is calling me a hack? All right, you're going live.

Oh, I should've known it was you, Francis.

Doofenshmirtz, you would be nothing without O.W.C.A foiling your evil

ridiculous ploys. My sweet, misguided Francis.

Your jobs wouldn't exist without us. Let's see, "fight it out..."

what, what's a simp? "Settle it over a soccer match?"

That's so random. Hmm...

What do you say, BeefyMustache55?

A bunch of expertly trained athletic field agents versus some...

haphazard scientists? [chuckles] I am in.

Okay, if Love Muffin wins, you have to shave your mustache.

[gasps] How dare you?

When we win, you have to shave your head.

Wh-- Wh-- When we win, you have to shave Karl.

Please keep me out of this. Oh, too late, Karl. A deal's a deal.

[Phineas] All right, gang. It's time for us to play...

Can You Hit That Thing With A Stick!

The thing in this case being that rock. What may I ask is this?

Can You Hit That Thing With A Stick.