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(Transcribed by TurboScribe.ai. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) So, we know that the inverse angle is the same as the...
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Steveus, what are you doing?
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Uh, nothing.
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You must have heard something else.
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Steveus, put your drill away before I confiscate it, okay?
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Yeah, Beavis, some of these dumbasses are trying to learn.
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Okay, it won't happen again.
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Okay, so the inverse...
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Sorry, sorry, I'm just gonna put it away.
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See, I can't even reach it.
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Okay, go ahead.
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You were saying some angles or something.
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So, the inverse angle is the same...
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Oh, sorry, sorry, I forgot.
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It won't happen again.
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He means it this time, sir.
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I'm putting this in my desk, Beavis.
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You can have it back at the end of the week, okay?
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Um, Butthead, how are we gonna get the drill back?
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Uh, whoa, I got an idea, Beavis.
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We can go, like, hide in that box until school's closed,
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and then we can go get the drill.
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Yeah, yeah, good idea.
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This is gonna be cool.
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Scoot over.
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We're beating the system.
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When we get the drill back, I'm gonna, like, drill holes and stuff.
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Good idea, Beavis.
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Drill.
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What's going on, Butthead?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Glad that's over.
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I think, like, a big truck went by or something.
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That was really starting to piss me off.
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Okay, Beavis, it sounds like everybody's gone now.
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Let's go check and see if the coast is clear.
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Um, Butthead, I can't get out of the box.
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Uh, this sucks.
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Hello, everybody.
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What is this, Butthead?
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It's called ASMR.
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You know, this is actually kind of relaxing.
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You need to speak more quietly, Beavis.
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Yeah, sorry.
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This is kind of relaxing, Butthead.
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You know what I mean?
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Yes, I do.
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It's putting me to sleep.
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Is this me beeping?
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I kind of like talking like this, Butthead.
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I think I'm going to talk like this for the rest of my life.
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Oh, yeah.
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I bet chicks like it, too.
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Ooh, I didn't even think of that.
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Hey, baby.
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Would you like to come back to my place?
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I can talk even quieter than this.
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You won't even know I'm in the room.
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Oh, yeah.
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Ahem, Butthead.
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Watching this video is kind of giving me wood.
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I don't need to hear about that, Beavis.
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Butthead, I think I might have to spank my monkey.
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Beavis, I'm going to kick the living bee Jesus out of you
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if you try to spank your monkey.
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I have to, Butthead.
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It's the ASMR.
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I can't do anything about it.
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Beavis, I don't want to hear about your boner, so shut up.
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I'm trying to watch this ASMR.
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Do not spank your monkey.
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Butthead, I think those magic markers are giving me a boner.
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Dammit, Beavis, I'm going to change your channel
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if you don't stop talking about your boners.
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Butthead, that smack kind of made my scalp tingle.
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Can you smack me again like that, just really gentle?
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No, Beavis.
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What did you say, Butthead?
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Dammit, Beavis, you ruined everything.
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Yeah, yeah, sorry.
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Help.
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Hey, you buttholes, open the box.
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I think, like, no one can hear us or something.
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Dammit, Beavis, you got us stuck in here.
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Sorry.
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Hang on.
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I need to scratch my butt.
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Dammit.
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There we go.
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Wait, was that your butt or my butt?
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I don't know.
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I think it might have been my hand, actually.
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Beavis, you better get your hand off whoever's butt it is.
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Sorry, Butthead, I can't hear you.
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My butt's in your face.
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It's like muffling the sound.
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That does it, asswipe.
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Cut it out, butthole.
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Beavis, I'm gonna kick your ass all over this box.
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Cut it out.
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You know, maybe we should just, like, get used to living in this box, you know?
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It's not that bad, really.
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It's kind of growing on me, actually.
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Beavis, I'm gonna kill you.
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Maybe life is better in the box, you know?
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Maybe we'll meet some chicks in here or something.
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There's no chicks in the box, dumbass.
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Well, not now, but, you know, like, maybe if we were more outgoing, you know?
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My head's gonna kick your ass.
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Ow! Ow! My butt! Ah! Stop!
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Ow! Ow!
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Boy.
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I don't want to be in this box anymore, Butthead.
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It sucks. It's getting kind of hard to breathe.
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Hard.
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No, no, really, Butthead.
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I think we're, like, running out of air or something.
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We need to stop breathing so we don't run out.
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Hey, stop! What are you doing?
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I'm gonna breathe all of it, Beavis.
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Stop it, Butthead. Come on.
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Quit hogging the air.
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Get your own air, dumbass.
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No! I'm gonna strangle you to save air.
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Dammit.
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Quit moving your neck so I can strangle it.
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Dammit, Beavis. Stop strangling me.
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Not until you promise to stop breathing air.
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Never.
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Whoa.
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Butthead, look. We're free.
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Whoa.
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Good job, Beavis. Now all we gotta do is...
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Beavis.
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You're a dumbass.
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Trees suck.
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Yeah, I don't like leaves either.
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They suck.
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Yeah, look at that.
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He's grabbing his schlong in Spanish.
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These boy bands always have, like, one really smart one,
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one ugly one, and three other dudes.
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He's the smart one.
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Are these guys, like, lumberjacks or something?
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We've come to chop down your trees,
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and then we will make love to your women.
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Yeah, first I take your wood,
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and then I have wood.
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Where are they, anyway?
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That looks like the woods back behind Pizza Hut.
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Yeah, there are a lot of mosquitoes back there.
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I was back there once,
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and a mosquito bit me right on my schlong.
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What were you doing with your schlong out behind Pizza Hut?
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Yeah, part of the story's not important, but it...
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Yeah, it is.
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You know, I was just, like, spraying it with off, you know?
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It didn't work.
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Anyway, that's not important.
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What's important is, my schlong itched for, like, two days,
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and I tried to scratch it in class,
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and everyone thought I was spanking my monkey.
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But you were spanking your monkey.
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No, I was scratching a mosquito bite on my schlong.
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And, you know, while I was in the area,
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you know, one thing led to another.
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You know, but it was the mosquito's fault
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that I was in that area in the first place.
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Stupid bug.
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Uh, Beavis?
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There's a mosquito on your face right now.
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Really?
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Hang on, hang on, hold still. I'll get it for you.
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Did you get it?
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Wait a second, he's back.
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Come on, butthead, you gotta hit harder.
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Nope, still there.
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He's a tough little fella.
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Is it gone now?
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Eh, no.
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I know something that'll kill him.
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Let's see here.
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There it is.
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This ought to work.
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Now hold absolutely still, Beavis.
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Don't move.
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Are you gonna spray that on me?
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Dammit, butthead!
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That's not how that works.
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Class, Beavis and Butthead have now been missing for a week.
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If anyone has any info, please contact the authorities.
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On a lighter note,
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we've covered an incredible amount of math in the last week,
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and we can finally start working at grade level,
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which is why we've brought in these new textbooks.
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Don't worry, everyone will get one.
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Oh, my.
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Oh.
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Where are we?
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Hey, it worked.
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It worked, butthead.
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Let's go ahead and get this from here.
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What just happened?
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