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I don't know how I'm going to pay this bill.

God, I can't believe it. The timing of getting fired is really, really bad.

Timing? What about fucking timing? We just came out of this pandemic, and now

lose our jobs? After just getting them back?

I've not worked for a month.

No one's hiring right now.

And that's the point.

$800?

No, I know.

$700? You're brought to the same thing, right? No chance of getting the job

back. No.

I had no idea they were having financial

issues like this.

Yeah, I didn't either. And I'm not moving out of this house.

No. I'm not leaving either. Fuck no. I just got used to this school. I'm not

changing schools.

Right? Like, that's a lot of work for us. It's hard.

I don't want to move. They need to... I hope that they can figure it out. I

mean, shit.

It's not like we can do anything.

We're just like... I mean, there are a few ways for us to make money, though.

How?

You know that sex tape I made with Robbie?

Yeah.

Well, we put it online.

And in a little bit of time, this is how much money we made.

Holy shit.

Off of one sex tape.

Just one?

Mm -hmm. Just the two of you? Just the two of us.

And we could make a lot more money if we had, you know, someone to

film with or someone to film us.

I agree. I would do it. You would?

Well,

Robbie's not around anymore.

And I know that neither of us have any body that we can just call and come over

and fuck us and film it. But maybe since our dads are having so many issues with

money, we might be able to convince them to do it.

I mean, it's your stepdad and he's my stepdad too. And we could swap to make

even less weird. I could fuck your stepdad. I can't say I haven't thought

it.

Yeah, your stepdad's pretty hot.

Yeah, I mean, I know my dad would fuck you. Maybe not on camera, but I know

fuck you for sure.

Right? I mean, like, I'm down, of course, but how are we going to, like,

them or convince them?

Yeah, I mean, I could tell my dad, and you could tell yours, and we

could... Wait until a little bit later when they're less stressed out and maybe

try to ease it on them like that. But they're pretty desperate. I think that

they do it. They're really desperate right now. I honestly don't see why they

wouldn't. Like, we're really hot.

We could make a lot of money and still be able to help them with the bills and

not have to leave.

Like, a lot of money. I'm going to get more clothes and shoes and go shopping.

And I wouldn't have to keep lying down about where I'm getting all the money

my stuff.

Right. I think you should.

So maybe a little later we'll try, after they've relaxed a little bit and

they're not talking about the bills anymore, we can try to convince them.

For sure, for sure.

I'm down.

All right.

There you go.

That's good, that's good, that's good, that's good.

Nice.

Nice.

Uh, what are you doing?

We have to talk to you guys about something.

Okay, give me the remote.

Talk to us. We're in the middle of the game.

We're in the middle of the game.

Hey,

hey, hey. It's going to be okay.

We have something that we want to talk to you guys about.

Can you wait?

No. Okay, what is it? Okay, what do you need some food to go?

Well, we both really wanted to kind of just come and tell you how much we

love and respect our dad.

And we wanted to let you guys know... That we're super proud of you and that

that you do for us and everything. We know how hard you've been working and...

Okay, what do you want?

I mean, we know you've been laid off from your job. We don't want anything.

We don't want anything.

How did you know that?

You guys are so loud.

Yeah, you guys are really loud. Listen, we're going to figure it out, okay?

Yeah, we're going to figure it out.

Actually, though, I think we already figured it out.

That's why we need to talk to you. We have this really good idea that we were

talking about in the bedroom, and we don't know if you guys would be

in it, but...

I know that I've done it. You don't know about this, Daddy, but I know that I've

done this before and it made a lot of money before.

I saw.

A lot of money. And I can show you if you... What?

What is it? Like, lemonade stand or something? I don't know.

I mean, I'm just going to lemonade. It could do.

I mean... Yeah, we just did that as a kid. Tell him. I'm not telling him.

It's not any good business, actually, a lemonade stand.

Okay, honey, what is it? Tell me. Tell me that.

Okay.

Wait, did I hear that right?

Uh -huh.

Wait.

No.

Have you done this before?

That's what you've been doing to make money? No, but I did it once. Good idea.

Think about it. More than enough to pay for the house.

More than enough to pay for the house.

Did you hit more than enough to pay for the house? Did you hit the house?

We didn't pay for the house, like, like, out.

How much money are we talking?

Like, like, like, like, enough to cover, like... Enough to cover whatever you're

asking. Everything you were stressing about can go away. That $740 bill means

nothing.

Yeah, but... Do you...

This is your daughter. This is my daughter.

No, this is no.

Well, it's my stepdaughter.

Who?

It is.

My stepdaughter, too, and your stepdaughter.

But still, that's kind of wrong, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't be saying...

There's got to be... There's got to be another... There's got to be another...

Well...

I see all the stuff that I've been buying recently, and you have been

a lot of questions, and this is how.

Well, listen, as crazy as it sounds, if we don't do it with them, then someone

else is, and someone else, that means someone else is going to get that money.

Well, I mean, if they're making money, it should be with us.

Right.

I mean, I don't want to call my ex -boyfriend.

Oh, I don't fucking hate that guy.

Donnie, that's why I made the video with Donnie.

And if you did it with Donnie, Donnie would get some of this money.

He got a little.

Yeah, there's no fun. Okay, well.

I think that maybe we could make this work with the situation. Wait, so how do

you film?

What do you even do?

Do you have your phone? I don't have a camera.

I have my phone here.

Just film it on the phone.

That's what people like.

How? Put it up?

Just hold it. Just hold it.

Dad, come on. Dad, hold it. I don't even know how to get a camera on my phone.

Just hold it. Here, just pull the camera up.

This one?

Okay, and then what? Go there. Go to video.

And then what? You want to hold it like this? Turn it to the side. No.

Hold it like that.

Just here.

And then what are you girls going to do?

Mm -hmm.

Wait, do we need press record? We'll go down here.

Press record.

Press record.

That's the red button. Okay. Yeah.

Wait, so we're doing this right now?

Like, we're doing this... Are we actually doing the same room?

I mean, why not?

Because you're my... We've known each other naked.

Wait, no. We've known you for 20 years.

I mean... We've never even done this in our lives. I mean, we've had... They do

make a good point. Like, this probably is how, like... it would make more money

this way than individually.

Yeah, yes, yes.

Wait, wait, wait.

You can't be looking.

Come on, Dad.

I've seen dicks before.

I know that, but I don't want to envision that you've seen all these.

Come on, don't be weird, Dad. You're making this weird. Are you sure this is

going to make all this money?

Yeah, I'm sure, and it looks like you're pretty into it.

It feels a little hard.

Okay. All right. All right. All right.

Fine.

You guys will feel so much better after.

All we do is just hold the phone here, right?

Yeah, and make sure my face is in it. Okay.

Just relax.

We'll release all that stress.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, that does feel pretty good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

I mean, it's awful.

I mean, if we could make money like this 20 years ago, fuck you know.

Jasmine, your dad does a great job.

So does yours.

Wait, wait, what is... It's just a kiss, Dad.

Don't be weird.

What, like this? Here, just get like... Oh, fuck.

I've kissed Jasmine before.

What? Did you do that?

No, I didn't. What do you think we do at our sleepovers, guys?

I mean...

try it, Jasmine?

Fuck. Should I?

I mean...

Not as

weird as I thought.

Weirdly.

You guys haven't known each other for 20 years. I think it's more weird that you

haven't had your dick sucked together.

Fuck.

We never said that. Okay.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

How's it feel, Dad? I know Jasmine sucks pretty good cock.

You know that?

I mean, she definitely does.

I did something, and I've got both of you in here now.

I don't know what I did, but I hope it makes money.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God.

At least now you know.

That's part of it, right? You've got to film it. Yeah, I just don't know.

Otherwise it's long.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

I have an idea.

Why don't they film us fucking each other?

Okay, sure.

Just keep filming? Yeah.

Yes. Do not press the stop button.

Wow. Shit.

This is the kind of stuff you do?

Yeah.

It's not that weird anymore.

People do it all the time, Dad.

Okay.

Let's try and get some angles here of what we need.

Oh, yeah.

Way back.

Have you done this before?

You seemed like you could have had it.

There seemed to be a season.

Oh, this is so good.

This tastes so fucking good.

I think I'm going to have to taste it.

You know what you said.

You can taste that too.

Again?

See,

all those gymnastics classes paid off, Dad.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God. Oh,

God. Oh,

God.

He's so fucking good. He's so fucking good.

Yes,

that

feels so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god.

Oh my

god.

This is not good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes,

I can take it.

Thank you, Daddy.

Thank you, Daddy.

Oh, my

God. Oh, yes, there we go.

There we go. It's so hot.

Thank you.

Oh, look at that. There you go.

There you go, baby. Just like that.

That was so good.

I need to go keep fucking...

Thank you.

Come on, you fucking face. Come on, you fucking face.

Yeah. Oh, come here. I'm going to get this one, eh?

Oh, fuck, yeah, there we go.

Oh,

there we go.

Oh,

you guys, this is fucking, yeah.

Thank you.