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Well, I just... No, look.
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Okay, well, you're gonna have to do a
little more schmoozing, okay? You're
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have to shake a few more hands, and
you're gonna have to make this thing
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official, okay? We can't move forward
the way it currently stands.
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It's just... It's unacceptable, okay?
You understand.
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You understand, it is unacceptable the
way you are approaching this merger.
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Okay, look, look, I don't have time to
talk to you about how to do your job
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properly. I need you to just take the
initiative and get it done, okay? You
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understand? You understand what I'm
saying, right?
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Take an expiration.
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This should expire.
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Okay, let's see. Open the pouch. Remove
the stick from the pouch. Take off the
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purple cap.
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God, that shit is so confusing. I
thought you just peed on a stick.
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I thought you just peed on it, and then
it will tell you if you're pregnant or
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not, but... So bad.
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I don't even know if I have to pee right
now.
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Two to ten minutes? Do I have to wait
two to ten minutes?
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Fuck.
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Okay.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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You're too sweet. No, actually, my day
has not been very good.
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Yeah.
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So, listen, I, um... Fuck.
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Sorry, I didn't want to have to say
this.
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I, um... I haven't gotten my period.
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And I bought a pregnancy test because I
think maybe I'm pregnant.
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What?
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What the fuck? Are you kidding me? No,
that this isn't yours?
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Seriously? Oh my god, are you fucking
kidding me? I mean, I haven't had sex
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anybody else except you.
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And let alone without a fucking condom.
You are the only person I have even
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fucked without a condom. You are the one
who convinced me to even do it.
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Oh my god.
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I cannot believe that you are doing this
right now.
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I cannot believe that you are fucking
doing this to me right now. Oh my god.
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even let you fuck me if I knew that you
were going to be this type of guy.
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You fucking pretend to be all nice and
fucking sweet and kiss my fucking ass so
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that you can just flip your fucking dick
inside me and then what? And then just
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fucking pretend like I'm not even here?
You're going to just fucking walk away?
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You are such a fucking piece of little
shit.
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but here you are doing this, you know,
why don't you come in and just check on
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me, you know, make sure everything is,
uh, everything is fine.
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No, it's not.
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Uh, my boyfriend and I got into a fight.
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Oh. Well, that's okay.
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You know, I'm sure you're gonna work
through it, you know, these things, they
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happen, and, uh... I don't know, this
one's a bit... Way too good.
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More.
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Is that what I think it is?
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Is that a pregnancy test?
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Yeah.
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A fucking pregnancy test? Why? What the
fuck?
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Yeah, that's what this is all about.
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Hold on a second.
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Are you pregnant?
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I don't know. That's the thing.
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I called my fucking boyfriend because I
don't even know how to fucking read this
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thing.
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Christ, oh my God. Okay, so not only are
you taking a pregnancy test, but you're
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having unprotected sex?
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I mean, honestly,
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I thought you and your boyfriend were
just, you know, like, dating. I didn't
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know it was that serious. Are you
fucking kidding me? Why don't you talk
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about this? I mean, I wanted to use a
condom, but he convinced me. He just
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saying how good I did.
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Do you understand the repercussions of
this? You know, if you have a child
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now, like you don't even have a job.
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How do you raise a kid?
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Is this economy?
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I don't want one.
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Your mother is going to lose her mind
and you're fucking multiple people.
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I mean, no, no, I, I'm not. I'm just, I
just, I
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don't know what to do.
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test because I don't even know how to
read this one.
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Okay, okay, okay. Look, look, look. I'm
sorry, okay? I didn't mean to make you
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more upset. I get it. It's because this
is a tough situation, okay? Just
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breathe. Just relax.
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I'll get through it.
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Thanks. So, I mean, what's the story? Is
he going to help you out or what?
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No, he didn't want to help me read this
fucking thing. He just kept saying, no,
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it's not mine.
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I was like, I don't give a fuck anyone
else. He was being such a douchebag.
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Why do you guys have to be such
douchebags?
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It's going to be alright.
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You know, you're beautiful.
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You're so much more deserving than that
little chump.
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And that's all he is. He's just a little
immature prick.
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I'm so lucky to have a dad like you.
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That's true.
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Wait, what do you need? You need some
money or something?
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Yeah. Yeah, you want to buy me a test?
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Yeah. I can take care of that for you.
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Seriously though, you're like the best
stepdad a girl could have before.
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Oh, come on.
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I'm more than just a stepdad.
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I can be a friend.
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A trusted confidant.
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Between you and me, we don't have to
tell your mother about this, okay?
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Really? Yeah, you've been through enough
as it is. We don't need to involve her
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and object her out. We can take care of
this.
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I just want more steps for you.
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Thanks, Daddy.
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Wait.
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I don't know if we should be doing this.
I mean...
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You're my stepdad.
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Yeah. Well, you know, if I'm being
honest, I always
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thought of you as more than just a
stepfather.
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We can keep this a secret, like I said.
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You know, just between the two of us.
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Yeah. It feels a lot bigger.
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Oh.
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