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I got it. I got it. Let me get the remotes real quick.

There we go.

Do you need anything? Do you need some water?

No, I think I'm pretty good. I think I got it all. You got it? Yeah.

Do your thing. Alright, here's a blanket for you and I'm going to go run some

errands, okay?

Okay. Alright, I'll be back.

Call me if you need me.

Got it.

Uh, wait.

Wait a minute.

What?

Wait a minute.

Okay, this, uh... I know this is...

kind of wrong and uh quite embarrassing but uh i have to pee and if

i get pissed on the floor of the toilet or anything your mom is going to lose

her shit so i i know it's it's fucking weird but i i can't do it by myself

because i can't look down yeah you're right she does she does get mad when the

toilet has pee on it it's your fault But I know it's kind of weird for your

stepsister to help you and hold your penis, but honestly, I don't mind.

Everything that you helped me with, with the marriage and everything.

You're sure?

Yeah, I mean, I really don't mind, for real.

I just don't want it to, like, come back and, you know, be some shit later.

Oh my gosh. Yeah, I really do have to piss, though. I really could use your

help. Come on, it's not that big of a deal.

Plus, I gotta run some errands, just real quick. Come on.

Uh, not too fast.

Yeah, be careful.

Alright, got it? Yep. Alright, follow me.

Pull it up for you.

Okay. Don't get anything right there. I got it.

I got this part. You got it? I can handle this. All right.

Okay. All right.

Hold on. I can handle this. I'm letting your pants right up.

Don't. You can't. Don't rush me.

I'm not rushing you, man. You have to run the errands. All right.

Got it?

Yep. All right.

Just give me a second. It's not on command. Oh, my gosh.

Any day now.

Just, just be quiet. I mean, it doesn't help when you do that.

I mean, we have been standing here for a minute.

You sure you had to go? You've been talking the whole time. Yeah, yeah,

sorry.

Just go.

I usually do this by myself, so I just... But you needed my help, so...

you know what?

I'll piss on myself.

No, no, no.

I want to help you.

Come on. Let me help you. Let me help you so we can go ahead and I can marry.

Okay.

Just... Okay.

Yeah, you know what?

to pee anymore i don't think i'm good i'll uh i just i'm getting the stage

on i'm pee shy i guess but uh thanks and um just don't just this didn't happen

please don't we could get in a lot of trouble okay well i have to use the

bathroom so i'll be just the thing

Uh, nope, I'm good. Alright.

I'm good. I'm about to head out.

Well, actually, I have something to tell you.

What?

I was just in the bathroom, and I kind of

masturbated to... Why?

What?

Why are you telling me this?

Listen.

I just kind of masturbated to the thought of you.

Ooh, that's pretty heavy. I mean, I know it's weird. I know it's weird, like,

before you say anything, but, like, we just met each other, like, for real, a

few months ago. Like, we just moved in.

I mean, yeah, but, like, your mom, my dad, that's kind of... I know. I mean,

don't feel bad.

I'm not trying to make you feel bad, because I, you know, I've thought about

but yeah it's i mean we can't like act on it even though we're not no no no no

we can't do that no that'd be great imagine if they found out how yeah oh my

gosh we would be more than grounded cut off completely but we don't i mean we

don't have to feel bad i don't feel bad for it you shouldn't i mean yeah we're

we're not weird we're kind of the cool people so i feel like it's okay

Yeah, I mean as long as we just keep it to ourselves, you know, we don't wanna

Maybe you just get out maybe just maybe just the kids cuz you know, they're

gone. They obviously wouldn't find out. Oh wait. No well, I think I Wasn't

saying that we should what I mean you're trying to oh I mean, no, I mean we can

if we try it. I mean if it's probably gonna feel weird

I mean, you're actually, you're kind of right that we could like try it. And if

it's weird, we just, you know, that's it. Like we know for sure. Like, Hey,

don't try it anymore. And then we're just nothing. Yeah.

Literally. I mean, you're cool with it. I mean, yeah. I

mean, you're cute. I'm cute.

You do have soft lips.

More?

Maybe?

Okay. Okay. That was a little far.

They kind of feel nice.

Is your neck okay still?

I think I'm going to be okay. Okay.

Just be careful, the doctor did say.

Oh, fuck him.

Come on.

Oh yeah, I'm good.

Yeah,

I've thought about this a lot actually.

I have too.

I just didn't want to kill you.

Need it as well.

Oh, that feels good.

This is where we come.

Right there.

lot better.