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Hey, why are you still in bed?

I don't know.

You've been here all day.

You need to get up.

I don't feel like it.

Why? What's wrong?

Nothing's wrong.

You don't know I might stay in bed all day, so, like, really, what's wrong?

Nothing's wrong.

I just don't feel like getting out of bed.

Why? You got to.

day outside.

What's the point?

So tell me, what's actually wrong?

Freaking Sarah broke up with me the other day. The other day? Have you been

here for days?

Yeah, I mean, what's the point of fucking doing anything?

Well, why'd she break up with you?

I don't know.

I don't know. She wouldn't even tell me. She just kind of ghosted me.

And then, you know, now I just see her on Instagram, and she's with some dude

who's got, like, tattoos and a Hellcat.

She's probably got money.

And I don't know, like... Well, that's not good.

Yeah, it's just, like, what's the point of doing anything? Like, I don't want to

leave my room.

I don't want to talk to people.

I don't want to deal with anyone, like...

You know, because everyone's a work.

Everyone's a nightmare.

Well, what can I do to make you happier?

There's nothing anyone can do.

I mean, it's done.

It's over.

You know, it's never going to be the same again.

Well, fuck that bitch. You don't need her.

Yeah, I can, but, you know, it's easier said than done.

You know, you can't just...

Forget it or like, you know, you still have to get out of bed and go get back

normal It

might be I mean

what's that saying You gotta like

to get over someone you have to get under someone Yeah, but

Maybe that's not the exact wording, but that might work.

Maybe go find yourself someone.

Yeah, but I just, I don't want to talk to, I don't want to talk to girls.

I just, I feel weird and, like, I don't know, I'm, like, scared to, like, talk

to girls. How would you be scared? You talk to me all the time.

Yeah, but it's different.

It's different. I mean, you're, it's different. We've known each other

Like, if I go talking to new girls, like...

I couldn't know what to say.

I don't know.

I mean, you could at least try.

Maybe, I don't know, I guess.

I just don't feel like it, you know?

It's just, like, too much work, and, like... Why do you think it's too much

work? It'll be fine.

I don't know.

And, like, I just feel like I'm not, like, really, like, good.

I'm talking to girls, but I'm not good at, like, I don't know, probably, like,

you know, why she left in the first place, because, like, I don't know,

I'm not, like, good at sex, or I don't know, I don't know how to, like, fuck,

I come too fast. Why do you think that?

I think maybe I come too fast or something.

I mean, I'll let you know.

You'll let me know?

Yeah, and I'll make you feel better, too, at the same time.

What are you talking about?

I mean, I can help you.

Are you serious?

Mm -hmm. What's that saying again?

The best way to get over someone is to get under somebody else?

Yeah.

Do you think that'll help?

With you?

Mm -hmm.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

I don't know.

I don't think that's a bad idea.

I mean, you're already hard.

Well, you know, I'm pretty hard if you touch me like that.

Do you like it?

It might help.

I don't not like it.

You don't not like it?

What if it helps?

You think it'll help?

Mm -hmm.

I think so, but you have to think so too.

I

think

it'll help.

I don't know.

It's worth a try.

um um

up.

Mm -hmm

Is this making you feel better?

Want to stick it in me?

Yeah.

Are you sure about this?

Mhm.

It's so big.

Are you drooping a little?

A little bit, yeah.

Do you want me to stick it back in me?

Yeah. Please?