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You mean it won't be ready until later.

I have work tomorrow, dude.

No, two days is too long. I need the car back.

Whatever.

What's up?

Hey, dude.

Can I use your car tomorrow? I really need it.

No. What do you need it for? Where's your car?

Okay, so what do you need my car for? I need it because I'm not going to get it

back for another two days. I have work tomorrow. I really need to use it,

please.

Work? When did you get a new job?

Like a few days ago.

Where?

Just at a spa.

It's a new place, you know, up in town.

What's it called?

Kinky Spa.

Nice.

Hey, dude, a job is a job, right?

Yeah, yeah. Chop, chop.

But, uh, I'm your stepbrother, not your chauffeur, or a car rental service, so,

uh... Take a bus.

Luke, what the fuck?

Come on, Lucas, like, I need to use the car tomorrow. Why can't I just borrow it

for a few hours?

You got gas money?

No. You got weed?

Punch out.

Well, sorry.

You know the saying.

Ask for extra cash, nobody writes for free.

Wow. Okay.

So you can make all these dirty little advances at me, but I can't use your car

for one day?

It's pretty... Look, you're the one that's going to work at a spot and have

jerk off some fucking... old, fat, bald dude named Michael with a micro dick.

You may as well practice and make sure you can do it with your step -brother.

That's sick.

Not really.

It's my step -sister.

You're really trying to get me to what?

Fuck you so I can use your car?

That's up to you.

You got weed or gas money.

No, you know I don't have either of those things.

You do this, then you get you a job that can get you both of those things.

Oh no, I feel you make it weirder.

Thank you.

My step -brother fucked me for a car ride.

Well, if you had gas money, or even a smidge of weed, you wouldn't have to,

but... That's all you got to offer right now.

I guess I'm not that mad about it.

Oh, yeah.

I didn't think you would be.

I see the way you look to me.

You're the one always checking me out.

I'm not gonna lie.

I've always been upfront about it.

It's so good.

Okay.

Thank you.

I think you're gonna do all right.

Thank you.

I just think that...

Good tips if that's right.

I'm gonna make Dave pretty.

that stick of butter.

What?

Yeah, my car's in the shop too.