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Down, down, down, down, down.
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Oh, my God, this is really great. Oh, my
God.
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Oh,
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my God, this house is amazing.
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This is the best kitchen I've ever seen.
This is so much fun. At least they're
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having it well.
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It's pretty nice.
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Looks like the pictures.
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Yeah, this is good. I'm going to look
forward to this weekend.
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Oh, man.
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So happy to be here. I'm so happy to be
away from the wife.
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I'm so happy that we can get away from
the wives. They poke a lot, you know,
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work and everything.
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I need to break just like you. I really
do. You know, if the girls get happy and
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they bond together, then that's best.
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It's worth the trip.
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Yeah, let's check it out. Go be
somewhere.
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Oh my god, this vacation is going to be
so much fun.
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I'm so excited to hit up all these
parties. I know, right?
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Oh, my God. Did I tell you about that
dude that hit me on Twitter? No way. Oh,
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my God. Oh, my God. Let me show you.
Yes.
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Let me see.
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Holy shit.
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He's so cute.
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Isn't he? Yes. And guess what? Oh, my
God. What? He's having a party.
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No way. I know, right? He made it up.
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Yes. That's so cool. We should totally
go.
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Yeah, but I think we should ask her out.
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I feel like they'd say yes, but I mean,
just to be safe, we definitely should
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ask.
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Yeah, I don't know, but we should
definitely ask.
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We should ask together, huh? Oh yeah, we
have to put on our sweetest look. Yeah,
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just make him say it.
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Yeah, let's do it.
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I'm so excited.
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I'm just glad we're here. I totally get
what you said about the car, though.
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Totally get it.
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Man, you know, I fixed that side of the
car. It was scratched.
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I took it, I fixed it.
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Guess what happened?
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She smashed it again.
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Oh, my God.
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I mean, she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I
think she's got diarrhea of the mouth.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's exactly what it is. Hi, guys.
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We
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just
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had one
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question.
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We could hang out with a friend, you
know?
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Like, go to a little party. Just some
girls. Yeah, we wouldn't be gone too
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Did you say a party?
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Yeah. No party.
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You know, listen, you've got to
understand.
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We are in Los Angeles. It's a big,
dangerous city. It's a big, dangerous
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There's drugs.
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It's the last thing that I wanted to
worry about you. I mean, you know, I
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We are responsible for you here. We're
supposed to be here as a family, just to
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get to bond and hang out and relax. And
just sit here and do nothing. Yeah,
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right?
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Yeah, that was the whole point, right?
We didn't say nothing, but, you know,
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we've got to relax. You girls are
enjoying the nature. Whatever, we
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Yeah, fine.
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See you all later.
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Well, you know, what can you do?
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There's no fucking way to get into a
party. I have my fucking dead body.
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It ain't going to happen.
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I was just looking for it.
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Another one? Yeah, sure. That would be
great.
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Are you trying to grab those plates?
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Yeah, I'm not tall enough. I'll just
help you.
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Okay, yeah.
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One, two, three, clap.
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There you go.
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Thank you.
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Look at you.
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You've grown up so much. You're like a
beautiful, sexy woman right now.
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You remind me of my wife when she was
younger.
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So how is everything? Are you hanging
out with some friends?
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Yeah, friends.
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Do you have a boyfriend?
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Do you date or something?
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No, just friends.
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But you're like... Are you like, you
know... Hey, what's going on?
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You know those things talking about
school, you know?
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You know, just like the struggles of,
you know, the year starts and the
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subjects. I remember like... Yeah, she's
like straight. Is that straight age
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too? You can't be talking about her.
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I mean, you never know how it's going to
be. You know, life changes anyway.
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You girls have fun. You got fun, you
know? You got a little snack.
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Let's have a little... Oh, come on.
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This vacation sucks.
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So boring.
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Can't believe they won't let us go out.
I know, right?
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It's a party. Like, one night.
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Oh, my God. Now we're just stuck here.
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So, like, what is there to do? Like, I
mean, this house is cool, but... I don't
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even think there's a TV.
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Right. Oh, my God.
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Like, when are they going to trust us to
go out on our own, you know?
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Maybe when we're 40.
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Right. God.
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Seriously, I can't.
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Right? I thought this was going to be
fun.
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Same. Like California for the first
time.
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Yeah, and we have to stay inside this
house the whole time.
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Awful. Bonding time.
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I don't want to bond with my dad
anymore.
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Right? I'm going to go bond with some
hot guys.
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For sure.
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We ever going to stop drinking? Oh, no.
We have to enjoy that, man.
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it doesn't happen too often. I know. I
was just coming down the hallway and I
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overheard the girls talking and
apparently they're not too pleased about
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being here and not letting them go to
the party, not bringing their friends
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over. We've really, I don't think, I
think we made a mistake doing this.
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I mean, I can blame them, you know,
they're, they're changing, they're
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women, you know, they want to go out,
they want to party, you know, they're
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sexy. I did, I did.
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I did too. I get it. I get it. Listen, I
know.
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I know when I saw you in the kitchen.
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That thing in the kitchen was not what
you think I thought it was. Oh, man, you
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know me. I get it. Listen.
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It's hot.
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I mean, listen.
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I know.
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I'm just advanced. You caught me fucking
checking her out now. I know.
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I mean, I couldn't even bounce. I
couldn't. I'm transfixed.
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I cannot.
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I cannot stop you from being.
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I am a man. A man, you know.
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She's hot. Yeah, she is, you know. It is
what it is. She's hot.
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You know, maybe we've got to come up
with some kind of compromise.
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Something we can... Listen, I've got a
friend.
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We could go get a little place downtown
Hollywood.
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I've got a guy.
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Some party favors. We'll have a good
time on our own.
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Maybe we'll let them have this place.
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Let them have it to themselves. They can
do what they fucking want.
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If they put out for us.
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Swapsie swapsie.
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Right? We'll bugger off. They can have
this place. They can do what they like.
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Yep. I'm good with that.
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Do it.
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Hey, girls.
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Hi.
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You guys in a better mood?
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Yeah, we're good.
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So,
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we were talking about that you are not
really happy. And trying to figure out
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maybe a way to kind of make it up to
you.
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So, we have something for Ophie.
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Okay. We're thinking that maybe we're
going to get another plate.
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Down in downtown Hollywood area.
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Okay. You can have this place.
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Wait, really?
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Wait a minute. Hold on. We ain't
finished. Hold on.
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And you guys can party all week.
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Bring anyone you want here.
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Okay? So cool. Do your own thing. We're
going to do our own thing. Okay. Okay?
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Uh -huh.
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And I'm sure that will make us both, all
of us, all four of us, have a much
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better time. I'm pretty happy about it.
Yeah. I mean, that's amazing.
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Right?
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There is one thing.
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There's a condition.
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There's a condition that, you know,
nothing comes for free. Exactly. So, we
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something out of this deal. Yeah, we're
going to provide that for you and your
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girls.
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Alright, well, let's lay it out for you.
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If we're going to do this for you, we
would like, especially as we've been
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talking quite in depth about, What we
think of the pair of you, we're both
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attracted to our opposite daughters.
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Sounds weird, I know, but it's just a
fact. So, if you do something sexual for
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us, we will let you have this deal.
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And you have a week of partying. A week
of partying! I mean... Dad, what the
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fuck? I mean... Come on, it's not that
big. Dad, I want to have fun too.
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Or we can just not and just take it off
the table.
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Exactly. I mean, you know. You don't
have to.
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We thought maybe something that you
would like to wear. It's worth
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Okay. I mean, like, I guess your dad's
kind of hot. I mean.
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Um, I mean, your dad's kind of cute.
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You guys swear it's just going to be
this one time.
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Oh, this is.
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Totally just between the four.
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It does not leave the four walls, okay?
And we'll get the whole house to
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ourselves. Yeah. We will be gone until
we pick you back up at the end of the
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week. Whatever we want.
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There's nothing to do with us. We won't
be here.
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I mean, if you're, you know,
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into older guys, I mean, you might have
a little bit of fun, you know?
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You want to try?
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Yeah. Okay.
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Just saying, I mean, we all benefit,
right?
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I guess, yeah.
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Okay. Okay. This will be fun. Yeah.
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You think it looks nice?
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Your dad's dick is so pretty.
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I think it's really nice.
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Nice. Ooh.
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Ooh.
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So good at this, don't you think?
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A little bit too good.
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Maybe we should, you know, try them on.
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Thank you.
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That was fucking hot.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Why don't you take a sip?
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Just like that, uh -huh.
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Open the nose.
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Yeah. Uh -huh. Uh
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-huh.
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Mmm.
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Big produce.
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Hell yeah. Mmm.
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