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So, how much are you asking for?
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Oh, nothing, just take
whatever you want.
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I don't want to start cluttering up
the place with old stuff, you know?
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That's what this new place is about,
I want to totally reinvent myself.
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From this moment on,
everything is going to be different.
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Hello, IT, have you tried
turning it off and on again?
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- I did it! I did it! I've been accepted!
- No!
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What's going on?
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I've been accepted!
I applied, they said yes!
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Who said yes?
What are you talking about...
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Moss, you're shaking!
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Consonant, please.
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B...
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And a vowel, please.
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And lastly, A.
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And here's the Countdown clock.
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All right,
let's see what we've got. Jeremy?
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Six.
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And Maurice?
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And Maurice?
Nine.
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Jeremy, what's your six?
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TENANT
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And Maurice?
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It actually already is a word...
TNETENNBA.
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Good heavens, really? Could you
use it in a sentence for us?
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Good morning,
that's a nice TNETENNBA.
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Someone reminded me, you haven't yet
got a word less than eight letters.
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It's extraordinary.
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You really do look
like you're on your way
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to winning that Countdown teapot.
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No offence, Jeremy.
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- Who are you?!
- Want me to do your windows?
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What?! What?!
I can't understand you.
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There we are, mate.
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No! No, no!
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Stop cleaning my windows!
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I want to go to the toilet.
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I don't know what you're saying.
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I did the window there and the...
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Yes, yes. Okey-dokey. I can't
understand what you're saying.
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Can I leave my bike
for a few minutes?
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Okay, then. All right, bye-bye.
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What are you doing?
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Why are you bringing the bike inside?
What? No! Where are you going?!
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Where are you going?
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Why do I have your bike?
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And, then, when he leaves, he just
leaves all of his stuff in my flat.
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What stuff?
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All his window cleaning bollocks,
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the ladder, bike, everything.
It's still there!
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What, in your flat?
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Yeah. He never came back.
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Yeah. He never came back.
How did he even get in?
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Well, he was very persuasive.
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I think. Well, I don't know how
to get in touch with this guy.
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His stuff is cluttering up my hallway.
I've had to start putting these up.
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My mum always says, you
should never open the door.
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What do you mean?
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An unopened door is a happy door.
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So we never answer ours
when someone knocks.
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What, so you all just sit there?
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Yes.
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So the doorbell goes
and you all just sit there...
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until the person goes away?
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Yes.
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What if it's important?
What if it's good news?
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This is London, Jen.
It's not someone with cake!
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Unless that cake is made
of dog poo and knives!
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Laters. I'm going to zone out at
the heads of department meeting.
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I thought you were
trying to avoid those.
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There's only so many times I can
say there's a RAM emergency.
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Hello?
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Yes?
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Hello. Can I come in?
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Why? What?
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Why do you want to come in?
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Isn't this the heads
of department meeting?
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Every Monday and Friday?
Or has it changed?
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No, no, yes, it is. You've
missed a few though, haven't you?
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Yeah, there was a RAM emergency.
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The...office had too much RAM.
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Okay, well you see the nature of
the meetings has changed somewhat
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and it wouldn't be fair on you.
There'd be a lot of catching up.
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Oh, okay!
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Okay! Thanks, Jen!
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They don't want me. They don't
want me at the Monday-Friday!
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I thought you hated those meetings?
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I did hate those meetings until they
didn't want me at those meetings.
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And now I love those meetings.
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Five minutes, Mr Moss.
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Thanks, Phil.
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A fan of tiny biscuits.
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You are full of surprises.
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Please, don't let me stop you.
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I like a man with appetite.
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It's what got you this far.
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Sorry, do I know you?
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They call me Prime.
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I had another name, once.
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I no longer go by it. Harold Tong.
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That's right.
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I won year 16 of Countdown.
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Yes, it was I who won
the 16th Countdown teapot.
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The teapot we all crave.
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You crave it too.
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Your eyes betray you.
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He has spirit, this one.
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But do you have the spirit to become
an ultimate champion, I wonder?
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Do you want to get a
photo together or something?
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I came only to give you this.
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What is it?
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Roy?
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Jesus! Alistair, hey!
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Long time no see!
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Yeah.
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Roy and I were at college together.
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Yeah. Wow, you are looking great!
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Thanks.
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So what are you up to these days?
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What am I up to? Wow. Big question.
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I'm the head writer
for Shotgun games? Do you know them?
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Yeah! Wow! Really?
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I play Shotgun games all the time.
They're brilliant.
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Oh, thank you.
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Wow, that is so cool.
Hey, you just won an award, right?
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Yes.
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Well, see you soon, Roy.
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Yes.
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Don't ask me what I'm
doing, you arrogant twat.
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Sorry, I'm not sure
I'm in the right place.
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Oh, you're in the right place,
Mr Moss. Welcome to Eight Plus.
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You came! I'm glad.
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That's Roger Black.
That's Steven Pawlin.
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You know your ex-Countdown winners.
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Why are they all here?
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Why, for someone who knows how to
add and subtract and multiply
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and divide lots of numbers to get
one other number,
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you're not so good at putting
two and two together, are you?
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This is Eight Plus!
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An exclusive club for those
gifted few
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who make it through
to eight episodes of Countdown.
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And you are our newest member.
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Oh, isn't that nice?
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Thanks for letting me know.
All right. All right. Bye.
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Does it not outrage you, Roy,
as a member of this IT department,
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that I, your head, is not being
represented at the Monday-Friday?
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Couldn't give a shit.
My neighbour just called.
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Turns out that window-washing Willie
from West Gibberish is not now going
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to be able to pick up his
window cleaning bric-a-brac.
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Why not?
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Oh, he was hit by a car or something.
Just my luck!
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You shouldn't have agreed to mind
it for him in the first place.
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Thanks, Jen. That's really helpful.
That's really good advice.
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That's exactly what I'll do.
In the past!
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When it happens again, last week.
I have to give it back to him!
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It can't just live in my hallway!
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Don't give a shit!
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No, no.
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Oh, no! No! No!
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Alistair! I'm not a window cleaner!
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Alistair!
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Alistair! I'm not a window cleaner.
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I'm not a window cleaner! Alistair!
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I'm not a window cleaner!
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All right, something weird
is going on in that room.
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They're wearing dressing gowns.
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Roy, will you listen to me?
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I don't have to listen to you.
I'm not married to you.
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I've got a lot on my mind
right now, Jen.
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This bloke thinks
I'm a window cleaner.
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Bloke I went to college with.
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He's doing amazingly...
The creature he was with.
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And he thinks that I am a
window cleaner. A window cleaner!
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What's wrong with that?
It's a noble profession.
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If your last profession
was cleaning balls!
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Google him.
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I've tried.
He has no online presence.
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Apparently people were being rude to
him so he suspended all his accounts.
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He's not on Friendface,
he's not on Chitter.
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Listen...
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How do people expect you to track
them down
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if they maintain no online presence!?
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You've both asked and answered
that question. What's going on up there?
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Is this meeting room five?
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You know, they soundproofed that
a few weeks ago?
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Really? What's that all about?
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Douglas said it was for
super secret meetings.
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But I want to go to
super secret meetings.
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I can't believe I might be
missing super secret meetings.
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But the dressing gowns.
Why are they wearing dressing gowns?
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Orgies!
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No.
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Maybe they're getting some kind of
executive massage treatment
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for being brilliant.
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Do you think they're
getting massages?
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If they're getting massages, I think
my human rights are being abused
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by themnot letting me in.
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Why don't you wear a towel,
hang around the door,
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and see if they let you in?
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I have my dignity, thank you, Moss.
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No. Hang on, that might just work!
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I can't believe you've joined
a swanky club. It's so showbizzy!
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Roy, the people here
see me in a certain way.
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It's perhaps not the way
I've been seen outside of the club.
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I'd just like you not to,
you know, mention it in any way...
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you know.
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Sure. Yeah.
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No problem.
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Hello, Terence. Glass of milk.
Straight up. Prime?
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Ribena for me.
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Roy?
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Oh, I'll have a beer. Thank you.
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Alcohol-free beer, surely?
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No.
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Get him what he wants.
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But...
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But...
Just get him what he wants.
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I'll have to go out.
Can somebody mind the bar?
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No. You know what? It's fine.
I shouldn't really be drinking
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during lunch. I'll just
have a coke. It's fine.
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Will I see you tonight?
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Not now, Ivana.
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Did you have sex with that lady?
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If you call that mindless
animalistic rutting sex, then yes,
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I suppose we did.
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That sounds like sex!
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Countdown Groupies are the most
sexually voracious of all groupies,
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and the most beautiful.
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I hear someone likes drinking beer.
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This is a private booth,
Negative One.
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Is that a name?!
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This is a private club, Word.
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Word! True dat!
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True dat, innit.
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My name is Word here.
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Roy, please.
237
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I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Negative One.
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Heard you been catching
some nice letters.
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I get the same letters
as everyone else.
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Good when they fall
in the right order, though, innit?
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Steady, gentlemen.
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Boom!
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Don't mind him. Negative One
was quite proud of being
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our best speller
until Moss came along.
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Ah, our drinks.
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Can I just say...
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I am having a great time!
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Hey, y'all. Turn the music off.
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Turn the music off!
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What's he up to?
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Maybe our new champion would like to
test his skills out on the street.
252
00:15:23,932 --> 00:15:27,932
He's challenging you to a game of
Street Countdown. You cannot accept.
253
00:15:27,973 --> 00:15:30,529
It's too dangerous!
254
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:33,130
Well, what do you say?
255
00:15:33,139 --> 00:15:36,092
Or is you worried
you is going to show yourself up
256
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,092
in front of your girlfriend?
257
00:15:38,101 --> 00:15:40,813
He's calling Roy your girlfriend.
258
00:15:40,822 --> 00:15:44,818
Within the walls of Eight Plus,
that's a definite diss.
259
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:50,301
You're lucky my "girlfriend"
has gone to the toilet.
260
00:15:51,582 --> 00:15:54,258
Is you going to answer me or what?
261
00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:56,619
No! We promised
those days were over.
262
00:15:56,628 --> 00:16:00,624
No more unlicensed
Street Countdown battles!
263
00:16:01,106 --> 00:16:03,022
I didn't arks you.
264
00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:07,028
I arksed him.
265
00:16:07,388 --> 00:16:09,664
Well?
266
00:16:09,673 --> 00:16:11,065
What is Street Countdown?
267
00:16:11,074 --> 00:16:15,071
It's more or less the same as normal
Countdown, except we play it on the street.
268
00:16:16,151 --> 00:16:18,187
That doesn't sound that dangerous.
269
00:16:18,196 --> 00:16:20,348
It can get quite cold.
270
00:16:20,357 --> 00:16:22,028
I always wear thermals.
271
00:16:22,037 --> 00:16:24,350
Ah, then you're probably fine.
272
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:27,230
Hey, I is still standing here.
273
00:16:27,239 --> 00:16:28,791
What do you say, newbie?
274
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:32,797
I came here
to drink milk and kick ass.
275
00:16:33,358 --> 00:16:36,633
And I've just finished my milk.
276
00:16:40,444 --> 00:16:44,440
Welcome to Street Countdown!
277
00:16:53,009 --> 00:16:55,602
First rule of Street Countdown
278
00:16:55,611 --> 00:16:59,563
is that you really must try and tell
as many people as possible about it.
279
00:16:59,572 --> 00:17:03,163
It's a rather fun game and the more
people we tell about it the better.
280
00:17:09,331 --> 00:17:11,287
What the f...?!
281
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:12,968
Where is...everyone?
282
00:17:12,977 --> 00:17:16,849
Hello?
283
00:17:16,858 --> 00:17:18,970
Hello? Moss?
284
00:17:18,979 --> 00:17:22,975
Ivana?
285
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,296
Hello?
286
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:39,302
Hello in there!
287
00:17:42,425 --> 00:17:46,425
Oh, for f...!
288
00:17:49,746 --> 00:17:51,982
Oh, hey! Hey mate! Mate!
289
00:17:51,991 --> 00:17:55,987
Could you do me a favour?
290
00:17:59,431 --> 00:18:03,431
So do you just do big windows,
or do you do call outs?
291
00:18:03,592 --> 00:18:07,108
What, did you think I would
come round and do your house?
292
00:18:07,117 --> 00:18:11,114
No. No. Didn't think that.
293
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,152
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
294
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:18,193
Oh, hey!
295
00:18:18,202 --> 00:18:20,914
Alistair! Alistair!
296
00:18:20,922 --> 00:18:23,155
It's me!
297
00:18:23,164 --> 00:18:25,435
Alistair!
298
00:18:25,444 --> 00:18:28,476
I'm not a window cleaner!
299
00:18:28,485 --> 00:18:29,957
Hello?
300
00:18:29,966 --> 00:18:32,798
I'm not a window cleaner!
301
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,519
I've got to go.
302
00:18:35,528 --> 00:18:37,280
I'm...
303
00:18:37,289 --> 00:18:40,521
I'm not a window cleaner!
304
00:18:40,530 --> 00:18:44,526
Oh, that bloke. He thinks
I'm a bloody window cleaner!
305
00:18:48,369 --> 00:18:51,965
Not that there's...
306
00:18:51,974 --> 00:18:55,971
It's a noble profession.
307
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:07,935
Is this as fast as this goes? Yeah.
308
00:19:19,141 --> 00:19:21,216
Consonant.
309
00:19:21,225 --> 00:19:25,222
Vowel.
310
00:19:26,463 --> 00:19:28,139
Vowel. Boom!
311
00:19:28,148 --> 00:19:30,140
I'll take a further consonant.
312
00:19:30,149 --> 00:19:32,500
Consonant, you get me?
313
00:19:32,509 --> 00:19:34,582
I'll take a vowel this time.
314
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:38,587
I'll have what he's having... vowel.
315
00:19:39,988 --> 00:19:42,224
I'll have another consonant.
316
00:19:42,233 --> 00:19:46,230
Give me one of dem sweet,
sweet consonants, you get me?
317
00:19:46,751 --> 00:19:50,187
I'll take a consonant,
plain and simple, thank you.
318
00:19:50,196 --> 00:19:53,708
I'll take an even sweeter vowel.
319
00:19:53,717 --> 00:19:56,590
I'll take a regular vowel, please.
320
00:19:56,599 --> 00:19:59,270
Yeah, I think...
321
00:19:59,279 --> 00:20:02,231
I think that's probably
enough letters, yeah?
322
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,633
18 letters.
323
00:20:04,642 --> 00:20:07,994
I've never seen so many!
324
00:20:08,003 --> 00:20:09,754
He is the one.
325
00:20:09,763 --> 00:20:10,515
What happened to you?!
326
00:20:10,524 --> 00:20:13,756
Shh! This is the longest word
yet on Street Countdown.
327
00:20:13,765 --> 00:20:15,957
Unlike normal Countdown,
you see, what happens...
328
00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:17,957
I don't care.
329
00:20:24,045 --> 00:20:26,121
Negative One?
330
00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:27,602
12.
331
00:20:30,411 --> 00:20:32,843
Moss?
332
00:20:32,852 --> 00:20:34,404
16.
333
00:20:36,133 --> 00:20:38,005
Your word, Negative One?
334
00:20:38,014 --> 00:20:41,647
Enormousness.
335
00:20:41,656 --> 00:20:45,652
I shall give my answer, if I may,
in the form of a joke.
336
00:20:46,374 --> 00:20:48,529
This is most irregular.
337
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:52,534
What do you call Negative One
sitting alone in an empty room?
338
00:20:52,776 --> 00:20:55,412
I don't know.
What do you call Negative One
339
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,172
sitting alone in an empty room?
340
00:20:57,181 --> 00:21:00,454
Overnumerousness!
341
00:21:00,463 --> 00:21:01,694
Gyles?
342
00:21:01,703 --> 00:21:05,700
Yes, that is a word!
And the joke does make sense.
343
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:31,065
Okay, let's go!
344
00:21:34,435 --> 00:21:35,866
Oh, yes!
345
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:37,227
Shit.
346
00:21:37,236 --> 00:21:40,509
Five, six, seven...
Ah! Jen, you've joined us.
347
00:21:40,518 --> 00:21:42,029
Yes, yes, I have!
348
00:21:42,038 --> 00:21:43,510
You're not really dressed for it.
349
00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:47,392
Thought I'd wear normal clothes
and work up a real sweat.
350
00:21:47,401 --> 00:21:50,352
Hardcore. There's me thinking
you didn't have it in you.
351
00:21:50,361 --> 00:21:54,357
Right, now let's take it to the max.
Five, six, seven, eight.
352
00:22:44,098 --> 00:22:45,654
Hey! Hey, Alistair!
353
00:22:45,663 --> 00:22:48,375
Oh, God, I can't believe I got you!
354
00:22:48,384 --> 00:22:50,295
How you doing?
355
00:22:50,304 --> 00:22:52,856
Yeah, no, it's Roy. Yeah, hello.
356
00:22:52,865 --> 00:22:56,861
Listen, Alistair, I just wanted
to say, I'm not a window cleaner.
357
00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:59,458
No, no, I work in IT.
358
00:22:59,467 --> 00:23:02,820
Yeah, yeah, with computers
and all that.
359
00:23:02,829 --> 00:23:04,660
Macs?
360
00:23:04,669 --> 00:23:07,661
No, I really just
work with Windows.
361
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,367
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