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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,041 --> 00:00:00,041 23.976 2 00:00:02,210 --> 00:00:06,297 Ripped by: killer77 3 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:26,234 JIMINY CRICKET: / When you wish upon a star / 4 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:31,448 / Makes no difference who you are / 5 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:35,660 / Anything your heart desires / 6 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:39,706 / Will come to you / 7 00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:45,962 / If your heart is in your dream / 8 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:50,175 / No request is too extreme / 9 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:53,386 / When you wish / 10 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:56,806 / Upon a star / 11 00:00:56,806 --> 00:01:01,144 / As dreamers do / 12 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,188 [Groans] 13 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:05,899 [Laughing] 14 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,317 [Thud] 15 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:08,360 [Thud] 16 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:13,073 Boy, talk about your lucky puppet. 17 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:15,533 I'd give anything if only I could become... 18 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,453 a real live boy like that Pinocchio. 19 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:19,537 Aah! 20 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:22,707 ls that what you wish for above all other things, dear Spot? 21 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:25,293 Oh, yes, dear Blue Fairy. 22 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:28,755 Being a real live boy is the most important thing... 23 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:30,965 in the whole wide world to me. 24 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:35,261 Then close your eyes very tightly, dear Spot... 25 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:37,472 and wish for it with all your heart. 26 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:40,725 I wish I was a boy. 27 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:42,727 [Chimes] 28 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,188 I wish I was a boy. 29 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:46,189 [Bonk] 30 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:47,482 I wish I was a-- 31 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:48,483 [Bonk] 32 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:51,653 Ow, you're hurting me, dear Blue Fairy. 33 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:54,239 [Man's voice] I ain't no fairy! And it's time to get up. 34 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,573 Sorry, Pretty Boy. 35 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:58,660 lt's just that I was having the most wonderful dream. 36 00:01:58,702 --> 00:01:59,994 Him with the dream again. 37 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:01,663 It's not enough you dress up like a boy... 38 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,707 and go to that cockamamie school every day! 39 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:07,794 No. "I want to be a boy. I want to be a boy." 40 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,379 Well, wise up, pupchik! 41 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:11,381 I want to be a rooster in a henhouse... 42 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:13,091 but I don't see it happenin'! 43 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,593 Although I'd be a darn good one, wouldn't l, Mr. Jolly? 44 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:18,805 Ohhh...la. lt's a bit early in the day... 45 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:23,018 for hypothetical speculations, but...you? A rooster? 46 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:24,310 [Laughs] 47 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:25,812 It is to laugh. 48 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:27,564 Who asked you, tuna breath? 49 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:29,024 You're still in bed?! 50 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:30,942 Come on, get up. You don't want to be late... 51 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,694 for the last day of school, do you? 52 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,696 And ruin my perfect attendance record? 53 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,197 I don't think so. 54 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:37,907 Come on, let's go! 55 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,034 -Pants? -Check. 56 00:02:39,075 --> 00:02:40,118 -Shirt? -Check. 57 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,119 -Tail. -Tucked. 58 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,203 -Eyebrows? -Plucked! 59 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:44,289 -Ears in cap? -Ooh, a table scrap. 60 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:45,457 -Chow? -Demolished. 61 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:46,583 -Apple? -Polished! 62 00:02:46,624 --> 00:02:48,710 World, here I come! Ha! 63 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:50,128 / Born on the wrong end of the leash / 64 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,463 / I was a dreamer / 65 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:52,630 CHORUS: / And a little schemer / 66 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,758 / A simple mutt livin' a dog's life / 67 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:56,885 / But the bell for school would make me drool / 68 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:59,012 / Till I came up with this clever ploy / 69 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:01,056 CHORUS: / Which is to say, dressing like a boy / 70 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:03,058 / Now he thinks he can take other pets a peg down / 71 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:05,727 / Hey, I'm a dog who's learned to keep his leg down / 72 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:07,729 / I gotta be a boy / 73 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,898 CATS: / He's so over just being Rover / 74 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:11,733 / Gotta be a boy / 75 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,401 KIDS: / This teacher's pet thinks that he's a boy / 76 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:14,652 He da bomb. 77 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:15,779 -/ He's a regular whiz kid / -Yeah, but-- 78 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,405 / Hey, that's how it is, kid / 79 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:18,698 LEONARD: / Now that summer's here / 80 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:20,200 / You'll be a dog like any other / 81 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:21,826 / Leonard, haven't you always wanted a brother? / 82 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,578 / I want to have a dog / 83 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,414 -/ Hey, I'm off the leash now / -/ He's eating quiche now / 84 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,249 / Gotta be a boy / 85 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:30,293 KlDS: / A boy and nothing but a boy / 86 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,628 / Nothing but a boy / 87 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,129 / Don't you think you're stretching? / 88 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:34,547 SPOT: / Quit your kvetching / 89 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:35,674 / Gotta be a boy / 90 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:38,259 / Spot, you can fake it, but you'll never be a boy / 91 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:41,721 / But soft, could what he said be true? / 92 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:44,766 / ls this really just a phase I'm going through? / 93 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:46,351 I sure hope so. 94 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,436 / Shall I go back to serving man? / 95 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,355 / Eat wholesome dinners from a can? / 96 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,357 / Who needs French and scoring goals? / 97 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:55,151 / Come on, let's bark and dig some holes / 98 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:57,153 What am l, nuts? 99 00:03:57,153 --> 00:04:00,073 Leonard, wake up and smell the kibble! 100 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:01,783 / I gotta be a boy / 101 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:04,786 -/ Spot, sit and stay now / -/ What did you say now? / 102 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:06,454 / He's gotta be a boy / 103 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,039 -/ I've got to be / -/ lt's not to be / 104 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,791 -/ I long to be / -/ You're wrong to be / 105 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,459 -/ lt's great to be / -/ Great trait to be / 106 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:12,961 -/ We'd hate to be / -/ Can't wait to be / 107 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:14,295 -/ My mate-to-be / -/ Too late to be / 108 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:16,381 / lt's my fate to be / 109 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,424 / A boy / 110 00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:19,009 / A dog / 111 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,969 -/ A boy, a boy / -/ A dog, a dog / 112 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:25,140 -/ A boy, boy, boy / -/ Dog, dog, dog, dog / 113 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:37,027 -/ Boy / -/ Dog / 114 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,528 [School bell rings] 115 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:41,531 / Bo-o-o-oy / 116 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:42,907 Boy! 117 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:46,161 Congratulations, Scott Leadready ll... 118 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:49,581 on winning the fourth grade perfect attendance medal! 119 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,583 Thank you, Mrs. Helperman. lt's just the thing... 120 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:53,335 to compliment my math medal, history medal... 121 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,669 and science medal. 122 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:57,756 Not to mention my medal for self-esteem. Ohh! 123 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:01,843 Well, it's been a gosh darned jubilatious joy teaching you! 124 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:04,179 -And all of you. -Uhh! 125 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,680 [Sobbing] Oh, foo. 126 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:08,767 I promised myself I wouldn't cry. 127 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:12,228 I'm just going to miss you... 128 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,898 all so much. 129 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:16,274 [All sobbing] 130 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,860 [Muffled] Mom! I told you a million times... 131 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:21,196 no hugs at school! 132 00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:23,114 Oh, sorry, doodlebug. 133 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,700 I mean...dude, don't bug me. 134 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:28,078 Anyhoo, what yummy, fun plans... 135 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:29,788 does everyone have for this summer? 136 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:32,207 I'm going to my Granny Smith's Granny Smith apple farm. 137 00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:34,626 ALL: We're skatin' 24 7. 138 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:38,296 I'm grounded for a week for hacking into Buckingham Palace. 139 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:41,299 But after that, I get to visit my uncle lvan... 140 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:44,219 who does strange and disgusting experiments... 141 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:47,180 on animals and people. I mean, who knows? 142 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,057 Maybe next time I see you guys... 143 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:51,893 I'll be able to breath through my neck like an amphibian! 144 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,311 Aah! 145 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,105 You're so weird, lan. 146 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:57,232 Wait'll you see me with gills! 147 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:58,942 Heh! Hottie! 148 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:00,151 [Gasps] Aah! 149 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,028 Ahh! This summer. 150 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,988 Yeah, I know what I'm doin'-- 151 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:07,742 just playin' with my best friend. 152 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:08,910 Hey! Aah! 153 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:11,996 Yeah, best friends forever. 154 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,331 [Boing] 155 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,959 Calm down, angel eyes. 156 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,752 Now, poppy can't make his announcement... 157 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:21,047 with your sharp little talons in his Adam's apple! 158 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:22,424 [Yowls] 159 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:25,760 Now, students of the, uh, um.... 160 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,762 Fourth grade, Principal Strickler. 161 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:32,017 [Crying] But soon to be fifth grade! 162 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:34,936 That's why I'm glad I'm a principal. 163 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:37,022 None of this messy student teacher involvement. 164 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,690 They grow, they leave-- good riddance. 165 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,734 But I suppose it is just that sort of... 166 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,527 bushy-gushy loving teacher stuff... 167 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,612 that leads to this announcement. Hmph! 168 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:46,823 Mrs. Mary Lou Helperman, you have been selected... 169 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:49,951 as a finalist for the Teacher of the Year award! 170 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,953 [All cheering] 171 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:53,038 Neato! 172 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,998 That's right, it's the N.E.A.T.O.-- 173 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:59,544 the National Excellent American Teacher Organization award! 174 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:00,795 LEONARD: Way to go, Mom! 175 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:02,464 And that's not all, Mary Lou Helperman! 176 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:03,798 As a finalist... 177 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,967 the Fala D. Roosevelt Unified School District... 178 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:07,802 will be sending you to compete... 179 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,637 in the final round of competition... 180 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:12,807 in beautiful sunny southern Florida! 181 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,976 Florida! 182 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:17,145 And the fun doesn't end there, Mary Lou Helperman. 183 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:19,230 Oh, no. Because you'll be travelling... 184 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,274 to the Sunshine State in the luxury... 185 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:25,528 of my very own personal air-conditioned Wentawaygo! 186 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:27,155 Yes, it's all yours. 187 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:29,574 mi wenntawaygo es suu wenntawaygo. 188 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:33,244 I only have one, uh, heh, little, tiny, very simple rule-- 189 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,996 Certainly, Principal Strickler. 190 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:39,167 Absolutely no dogs are allowed in my Wentawaygo, ever! 191 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:43,046 {y:i}I Ihate dogs! 192 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:45,048 [Crash] 193 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:47,926 [Music playing] 194 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,180 [Whining] 195 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:56,810 Well, I guess this is the time to say good-bye. 196 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,772 Oh, come on, don't make it harder. 197 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:04,192 Don't give me those big, sad dog eyes. 198 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:06,569 They're the only eyes I got, Leonard. 199 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:11,116 The eyes of a dog-- a dog who's not going anywhere. 200 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,535 Just staying home... [Sniffle] 201 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,328 by himself... 202 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:18,790 here...alone! 203 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,126 The dog. 204 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,877 But you're not going to be alone. 205 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:26,131 You've got Pretty Boy and Jolly... 206 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:29,968 and Mrs. Boogin's the nicest pet-sitter in the whole world. 207 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:33,179 And besides, it's only for two weeks. 208 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,682 Yeah, in boy-time, two weeks... 209 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:38,143 but everything in dog-time is seven times longer... 210 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,770 so for me it's fourteen weeks. 211 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:43,982 [Sighs] lt might as well be forever. 212 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,067 Man, this really stinks. 213 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:48,403 You should smell it from down here. 214 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:51,114 OK, just two weeks, then I'm back... 215 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:53,742 and it's you and me, best friends... 216 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:57,162 together, all summer long. 217 00:08:57,203 --> 00:09:00,248 Aw, jeez, you're gonna sing now, aren't you? 218 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:03,084 / I know it's been said / 219 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,377 SPOT: Oh, boy. 220 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,254 / Everyone needs someone / 221 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,006 This is not making it better. 222 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,967 / A loyal companion / 223 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,053 / To share in life's fun / 224 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,846 You're killing me here. 225 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,599 / For a day at the park / 226 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:21,436 / Or a game of leapfrog / 227 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:22,979 Sing it with me, Spot. 228 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:25,106 I thought you'd never ask. 229 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:28,610 / A friend needs a friend / 230 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,321 / A boy needs a dog / 231 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:34,115 Leonard! Come on, Lenny-bones, hop in! 232 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,742 Let's skit-skat-skedoodle! 233 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,660 Florida's not gonna come to us, you know? 234 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:38,953 Mwah! 235 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:41,956 Bye, Spotty-wots! Be a good doggie! 236 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,627 [Vroom, screech] 237 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:48,546 [Sad violin playing] 238 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:51,633 Whoa! 239 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:54,594 [Tires screeching] 240 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:03,311 Don't forget your sun block. 241 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,106 Woman on TV: John? 242 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,107 Man on TV: Marcia? 243 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,609 -John! -Marcia! 244 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:12,278 -John! -Marcia! 245 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,198 Yawn! Mush-a! 246 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,866 -John? -Marcia? 247 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:17,909 [click] 248 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:21,871 [Static] You stupid people with no lives... 249 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,873 are watching ''The Barry Anger Show''! 250 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:24,874 -Aah! -Aah! 251 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,918 Hi, I'm Barry Anger... 252 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:31,214 and today on the hot seat, we have Dr. lvan Krank... 253 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:35,176 a world-class wacko who-- get this-- 254 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:40,765 claims he can turn animals into human beings! 255 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,893 Huh? Turn animals into human beings? 256 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:45,770 My dream come true! 257 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:49,524 Oh, now, how did this trash get on my TV? 258 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,443 Where's my clicker? 259 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,528 Oh, for goodness sakes, where did I put that? 260 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:54,696 Hey! [Meow] 261 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:59,034 Oh, silly me, I must have left it in the kitchen. 262 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:02,620 Well, good excuse to get us all some more yummies! 263 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,247 Moochie poochie! 264 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,249 God love her for the food, but that woman is definitely... 265 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,293 a couple of caraways short of a seed bell. 266 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,627 Shh! Look! 267 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,213 Direct from Florida, where the cuckoo nuts grow... 268 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:16,509 the world's biggest wacko, Dr. lvan Krank! 269 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:19,471 I am not a wacko! 270 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,931 I am a man of science, who has perfected... 271 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,392 the neuro-electrical, photo-pulsar-based... 272 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,854 methodology to isolate the genome on the dna strand... 273 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:31,524 which will allow me to transform dumb animals... 274 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:34,819 into dumb human beings-- just like you! 275 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:38,490 Wow, it's my dream come true! 276 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:40,825 [Bonk] 277 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:42,994 [Clap clap] 278 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:46,206 AUDIENCE: Wacko! Wacko! Wacko! 279 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:49,000 Wacko! Wacko! Wacko! 280 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,711 No! You are the wackos... 281 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,880 if you don't believe that the possibilities... 282 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:57,676 for change in this world are infinite! 283 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,344 And I'll prove it! 284 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:03,056 As soon as I find the perfect animal subject... 285 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:07,102 to turn into a real live human being! 286 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,145 Me, Dr. Krank, me! 287 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,648 Hey, smart boy, let me explain how TV works. 288 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,693 We can hear them, but they can't hear us. 289 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,694 [Click] 290 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,695 [Snap] 291 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,488 I've got to meet that man. 292 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,615 He's the one chance I have to finally make... 293 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,992 my lifelong dream come true! 294 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,120 But he's all the way in Florida... 295 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,790 where Leonard and his mom are headed right now! 296 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,667 What a coinkidink. 297 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,128 Coinkidink, Mr. Jolly? Coinkidink? 298 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,547 That I just happened to lay on that clicker... 299 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:39,217 and change to that channel and see that miracle man... 300 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,303 who just happens to live in Florida... 301 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:46,933 where Leonard and his mom just happen to be going as we speak? 302 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:51,438 Coinkidink, Mr. Jolly... or fate? 303 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,191 Cover for me with the pet-sitter, guys. 304 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,819 I'm goin' to Florida! 305 00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:58,820 [Thump] 306 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,990 Aah! Cover with the pet-sitter? 307 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,616 But how? We have no experience! 308 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,326 And we have no time to prepare! Oh, dear me! 309 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,495 Oh, this is bad. This is very bad. 310 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,080 How will we ever pull it off? Oh! 311 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,582 / La la la la / 312 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,583 Ooh! 313 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,836 Oh, mercy, Spot! 314 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:17,714 I almost sat on you! 315 00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,341 Do you love mommy? 316 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,800 I think we can handle it. 317 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:23,928 [Screech] 318 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:27,599 [Sniffing] 319 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,100 [Panting] 320 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,144 [Music playing] 321 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,028 Come on, Leonard, let's play a game. 322 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,489 "20 questions." I'll start. Here's your hint. 323 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,199 lt's someone you love. 324 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:46,576 [Boing] 325 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:48,870 What? Spot? 326 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,538 Wow, good guess! 327 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,875 No, I saw him! With my own eyes! 328 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:56,544 Oh, you want to play that game. Ha ha ha! 329 00:13:56,586 --> 00:14:00,215 All righty, I spy with my little eye-- 330 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,383 Spot! 331 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:04,386 No, come on, honey, Spot can't be the answer every time. 332 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:05,887 [Dramatic music playing] 333 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,558 [Vroom] 334 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,726 [Chomp] 335 00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,981 Mom, you gotta stop! 336 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,734 Ooh, ooh, you're right. We do. We need gas. 337 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:24,072 [Screech] 338 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,741 [Cawing] 339 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,994 OK, you fill 'er up, sweetie. I've got to go powder my nose. 340 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,496 Cleanliness is next to godliness... 341 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:35,875 but gas station bathrooms are not. 342 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,046 Spot? Spot? Where are you? 343 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:43,508 [Gasps] 344 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,509 [Vroom] 345 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:48,013 [Crying] Oh, no... 346 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,264 Lose something, bunky? 347 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,182 Spot! Ha! 348 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,852 You're OK! I can't believe it! 349 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,854 What are you doing here? 350 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:59,774 I had to come, Lenny! How could I stay away? 351 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:04,988 I just love you so much and wanted to be with you so bad. 352 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,574 A friend needs a friend. 353 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:10,660 [Crying] A boy needs a dog. 354 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,871 OK, I also need a lift to Florida... 355 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,497 for my own self-serving reasons... 356 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:17,584 but why spoil this beautiful moment with that? 357 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,837 I love ya! I want to be with ya! 358 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:23,131 Mmm, give us another hug! 359 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,925 Oh, Spot, good ol' boy! 360 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:29,804 Hey, wait a second. Are you crazy? 361 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,264 You heard what Principal Strickler said... 362 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,683 about no dogs in his Wentawaygo. 363 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,311 And here comes my mom right now! 364 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,355 What are we gonna do, Spot? 365 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,940 -Spot? -Did you just say Spot? 366 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:44,152 No, Mrs. Helperman, he said Scott! 367 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:49,324 As in Scott Leadready ll, your old pal from back home! 368 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,826 Who'da thunk it and fancy meeting me here. 369 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,161 He's good. 370 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:55,789 Oh, Scott, I've missed you. 371 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:58,333 Really, Mrs. H? How much? 372 00:15:58,375 --> 00:15:59,876 Enough to take me on the rest of your trip... 373 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,170 to sunny southern Florida? Heh heh! 374 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,422 -Could we, Mom? -Well, of course not, honey. 375 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,591 Scott's obviously traveling with his family. 376 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,427 What family? Oh! My family! 377 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,680 Sure, I'm traveling with my family. 378 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,599 My whole family-- Mom, sis, Grandma... 379 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:18,061 Uncle Jojo, the ventriloquist, his dummy Floyd-- 380 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:21,064 My family! Ooh, I love 'em! 381 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:24,025 I love 'em, but darn the luck, wouldn't you know... 382 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:27,362 they can't go to Florida, because--because why? 383 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,364 There's been an emergency? 384 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,158 Good. I mean, it's a good emergency. 385 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,993 The kind where they all have to go home... 386 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,954 but I can still go to Florida with you. 387 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,124 Which is the good part, so, come on, let's hit the road! 388 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:42,085 Well, hmm, I'd certainly need to discuss it... 389 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,461 with your mother first. 390 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,256 Oy, you don't make this easy. 391 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,049 She'll meet you right over there. 392 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,635 She just has to get dressed. 393 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,637 [Rattling] 394 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,722 [Whoosh] 395 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,099 Ooh, jeez! 396 00:16:56,141 --> 00:17:00,687 What I have to go through to become a real live boy! 397 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,063 Ooh! 398 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,566 SPOT: Why, Mary Lou Helperman! 399 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:07,068 "Hello and halleloo!" 400 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,194 Ha ha ha! 401 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,905 lf you weren't just sent from heaven above... 402 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,867 to take our dear little Scott to Flor-- 403 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,410 I'm sorry to interrupt, Mrs. Leadready... 404 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,078 but do you want to hear the funniest thing? 405 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:20,415 I brought that exact same dress on this trip. 406 00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:23,710 Oh, that is funny. You're a stitch! 407 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:26,921 Anyway, back to poor Scott. 408 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,132 He so desperately wants to go to Florida. 409 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,551 And I believe I packed that same shade of lipstick, too! 410 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:34,554 Really? What a coinkidink! Anyway, as I was saying-- 411 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:37,223 And those earrings look awfully familiar. 412 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:40,602 Are you gonna take him or not?! Darlin'. 413 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:43,521 Well, gee, shouldn't we check with the rest of your family? 414 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,358 Oy. The rest of my-- 415 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,860 I'll see who's round the corner! 416 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,195 Yeah, yeah, I tell ya-- 417 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,363 Thanks, gals. 418 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,406 [Lisping] Missus, please take Scott... 419 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,283 to sunny southern Florida... 420 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:59,954 so I can have some peace from all his merciless teasing! 421 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:04,417 Young lady, I missed my chance to see Florida... 422 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:06,336 when I was the boy's age... 423 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:09,631 and look what a bitter old woman I turned out to be! 424 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:10,965 You must be Scott's-- 425 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,467 I can't talk to you! I'm too bitter! 426 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:16,596 [lrish accent] Hoity-toity-toity-toity-toi. 427 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:20,183 An' 'tis wishin' I am that some fine soul... 428 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,977 would take me Scotty boy to Florida. 429 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,938 Uncle Jojo the ventriloquist? 430 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:25,939 'Tis! 431 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,066 And where's your dummy Floyd? 432 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,485 Great St. Patty's shillelagh! 433 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:33,113 The little leprechaun must be around here somewhere. 434 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,281 OK, you be Floyd. 435 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:38,952 -Me? I don't know what to do! -Just shut up and act dumb! 436 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,578 -What? -Perfect! 437 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,623 Mrs. Helperman, meet dummy Floyd. 438 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,083 Take our Scott, please! 439 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,962 Oh, ha ha ha! Ohh, Leonard's gotta see this. 440 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,755 Where'd he go? And where's Scott? 441 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,341 Oh, I'll find 'em, Colleen... 442 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:57,929 providin' you'll hie me fine nephew to fair Florida. 443 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,180 Well, of course, I'll take him! 444 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:01,349 I've been planning to take him all along. 445 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,143 And you couldn't have just said that... 446 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,186 to the lady in the flowery dress? 447 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:09,024 Saints preserve us! Say good-bye, Floyd! 448 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,316 Top o' the mornin' to ya! 449 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:15,113 Hey, I do the cliched lrish dialogue around here. 450 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,700 -So, whassup? -So, whassup? 451 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:22,037 Well, Scott, it looks like you are coming with us to Florida! 452 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,163 -Yes! -Yes! 453 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:28,626 I'm on my way to Florida! 454 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,712 Come on, everyone! Time's a-wastin'! 455 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,881 Let's hit the road and sing a song about it! 456 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,425 What is it with this family and singing? 457 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:38,094 I'm starting to feel von trapped. 458 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:41,806 [Vroom, screech] 459 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,809 / There's a whole bunch of world in our backyard / 460 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:48,146 ALL: / An awful lot of world to see / 461 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,982 / Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas / 462 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,651 / And now the states that start with "C" And "D" / 463 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,654 / California, Colorado, and Connecticut / 464 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,615 / Dear Delaware, the very first state / 465 00:19:58,656 --> 00:19:59,824 / Ohh / 466 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,660 / Florida and Georgia, Hawaii, ldaho / 467 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,663 / Where they grow a lot of trout and potato / 468 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,416 / Right smack in the middle, little lllinois / 469 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,086 / lndiana and lowa, too / 470 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,963 / There's Kansas and Kentucky, and way down south / 471 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:17,008 / Louisiana is shaped like a shoe / 472 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:20,178 SPOT: / And still a lot of states to do, whew! / 473 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,847 / Eight states start with "M", now let's name them / 474 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,600 / Maine, Maryland, and Massachoooo-setts / 475 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,186 / Mich, Minneso, Mississipp, Show me mo / 476 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,939 / Montana, now we're more than halfway through / 477 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,858 / Nebraska, Nevada, and the "News" / 478 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,277 / Hampshire, Jersey, Mexico, and York / 479 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,905 / Now the "Norths", Carolina and Dakota / 480 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:41,533 / Where Sacajawea guided Lewis and Clark / 481 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,285 / Ohio, Oklahoma, and Oregon / 482 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:47,038 / Pennsylvania, where they wrote the Constitution / 483 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,457 / Little Rhode lsland and South Carolina / 484 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:52,293 / Where the rebels tried to start a revolution / 485 00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,754 / South Dakota, Tennessee, and next to Mexico / 486 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:57,257 / Texas, where they have a lot of cows / 487 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,801 / Utah, green Vermont, and old Virginny / 488 00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:02,470 / Where George Washington took his first bow, wow! / 489 00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:04,639 / We're all the way to "W" now / 490 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:07,559 / Washington, West Virginia and Wisconsin / 491 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,728 / I don't know how much higher I can sing / 492 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,271 [All breathe deeply] 493 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,648 / But that's OK 'cause we've gone all the way / 494 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:16,067 / From Alabama to Wyoming / 495 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:20,905 / From Alabama to Wyomi-i-i-ing / 496 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:21,781 SPOT: / Hey! / 497 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,950 [Thunder] 498 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:29,122 Gee, I was sure the map said sunny Florida... 499 00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:31,499 was around here somewhere. 500 00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,336 LEONARD: Wow! 501 00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:35,670 Oh, here it is! 502 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,672 Ha ha ha ha! 503 00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,424 [Squawk] 504 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,384 -Aah! -Ha ha ha! 505 00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:42,886 -Oh! -Aaaah! 506 00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:44,971 [Latin music playing] 507 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:54,314 Aaaah! Aaah! Aaah! 508 00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:55,315 Ha! 509 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,570 Ha ha ha! 510 00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:02,197 [Thud] 511 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,490 Ahh. 512 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:06,701 I could get used to this. Oh, no, but I can't. 513 00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,119 I'll be late for the first round... 514 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:09,662 of the Teacher of the Year competition. 515 00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:11,706 Have fun on the beach, boys. Stay near the lifeguard. 516 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:14,209 Meet me at the Wentawaygo for dinner at 6:00 sharp! 517 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,835 Reapply your sunblock every two hours! 518 00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:18,046 Don't go in the water for at least half an hour after you-- 519 00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:21,216 -Mom! -OK, just wish me luck! 520 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,301 -Luck! -Luck! 521 00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:24,719 All right, she's gone. 522 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,513 We've got the whole day to ourselves. 523 00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:30,642 Leonard, I think to make somebody's dream come true. 524 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,394 Way ahead of you, pal. 525 00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:34,229 -Fetch! -SPOT: Excuse me? 526 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,772 That's my dream. You know... 527 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:38,900 a guy and his dog, the beach, the stick... 528 00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:41,861 the waves, the water... 529 00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:43,738 SPOT: Uh, Leonard... 530 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:46,408 I think we have slightly different dreams. 531 00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:48,743 We do? What's your dream? 532 00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:50,620 Well, heh heh heh... 533 00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:52,956 I guess maybe I should've mentioned it earlier... 534 00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:55,041 but see, there was this... 535 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:56,167 [Waves crash] 536 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:57,502 ...and changed to that... 537 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:58,670 [Music blaring] 538 00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:00,213 ...and concerned... 539 00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:01,715 [Bird squawk, horn blows] 540 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:04,884 And that's the real reason I had to come to Florida. 541 00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:06,886 Oh. I get it. 542 00:23:06,928 --> 00:23:09,305 I thought you came to be with me... 543 00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:12,017 but you really just came for the ride. 544 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:14,269 No, I did come to be with you... 545 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,104 and for the ride. 546 00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:17,772 Aw, please, Lenny! 547 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:20,692 I gotta have a shot at my dream. 548 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:23,653 I don't know. lt all sounds so wacko. 549 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,864 Anyway, you're not supposed to be a boy. 550 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,615 You're supposed to be my dog. 551 00:23:27,657 --> 00:23:28,825 [Whimpering] 552 00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:30,618 Oh, don't give me the eyes. 553 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:33,204 No, not the sad walk away. 554 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:34,622 Forget it. No. 555 00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:36,833 [Whimpering] 556 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:38,710 Oh, all right. 557 00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:40,962 We'll find this Dr. Krank guy. 558 00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:44,257 But as soon as you see that I'm right and he's nuts... 559 00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:45,842 we'll march right back here... 560 00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:47,969 you'll be a dog, I'll throw a stick... 561 00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:50,347 and we'll make my summer dream come true! 562 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,142 [Ptoo] Good boy. 563 00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:55,393 WOMAN ON TV: Juan! 564 00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:56,978 MAN ON TV: Marcia! 565 00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:58,563 [Crying] Juan! 566 00:23:58,688 --> 00:24:00,648 [Crying] Marcia! 567 00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:03,693 [Sobbing] Oh, the pathos and agony... 568 00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:08,698 of two beautifully coiffed people in love! 569 00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:10,992 Yeah, yeah, been there, seen that. 570 00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:12,494 What else is on? 571 00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:17,832 Today, a "Barry Anger Show" exclusive follow-up... 572 00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:25,215 We return the spotlight to that wacko scientist... 573 00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:28,009 who claims he can turn animals human-- 574 00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:29,761 Dr. lvan Krank! 575 00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:33,014 ALL: Wacko, wacko, wacko! 576 00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:35,058 Jolly, that's the guy Spot went to see! 577 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:38,853 But why is Barry Anger returning the spotlight to that wacko? 578 00:24:38,895 --> 00:24:43,525 Why, you ask, am I returning my spotlight to that wacko? 579 00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:44,859 I'll let Officer White... 580 00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:48,446 of the Okeebachokee Bureau of Animal Safety explain. 581 00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:52,075 Dr. lvan Krank is a dangerous fraud. 582 00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:55,537 His experiments did not turn animals human at all. 583 00:24:55,578 --> 00:25:00,375 They turned them into hideous, weird mutations like this! 584 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:01,793 -Aaah! -Ohhh! 585 00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:04,671 -We have to go to Florida! -Why? 586 00:25:04,713 --> 00:25:07,674 To keep Spot from being turned into that! 587 00:25:07,757 --> 00:25:09,384 Ohhh! 588 00:25:09,426 --> 00:25:13,847 This is no time to stand around screaming silently. Come on! 589 00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:16,558 Florida?! Florida's outside! 590 00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:18,351 I'm an indoor kitty. 591 00:25:18,393 --> 00:25:21,146 I'm s-s-scared of the o-o-outside. 592 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,772 Snap out of it, hairball! 593 00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:25,483 Come on, dry those whiskers and listen to me! 594 00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:27,902 / You gotta believe / 595 00:25:27,944 --> 00:25:30,030 / You gotta be strong / 596 00:25:30,071 --> 00:25:31,948 / You gotta sharpen your claws / 597 00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:34,826 / Fluff up your tail, and sing this fighting song / 598 00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:37,871 / Small but mighty, small but mighty / 599 00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:39,664 / When you're powerful and wise / 600 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,541 / You can rise above any size / 601 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,460 / lf you belittle being little / 602 00:25:43,501 --> 00:25:45,253 / Then your quest is doomed to fail / 603 00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:47,088 / But when you're small but mighty / 604 00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:48,715 / The mighty shall prevail / 605 00:25:48,757 --> 00:25:50,717 -/ You gotta persist / -/ I gotta persist? / 606 00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:52,719 -/ Never say die / -/ Never say die? / 607 00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:54,679 / You gotta be fast and fearless now / 608 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:56,222 / And follow this battle cry / 609 00:25:56,306 --> 00:25:58,433 ALL: / Small but mighty / 610 00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:00,018 / Small but mighty / 611 00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:01,936 / When you're powerful and wise / 612 00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:03,772 / You can rise above any size / 613 00:26:03,813 --> 00:26:05,607 / lf you belittle being little / 614 00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:07,442 / Then your quest is doomed to fail / 615 00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:09,277 / When you're small but mighty / 616 00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:11,112 / Small but mighty / 617 00:26:11,154 --> 00:26:13,531 / When you're small but mighty / 618 00:26:13,573 --> 00:26:17,327 / The mighty shall prevail / 619 00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:18,703 Onward! 620 00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:23,708 [Sizzling] 621 00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:30,298 Are you sure you got Dr. Krank's address right? 622 00:26:31,549 --> 00:26:34,052 Yeah, 666. 623 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:36,596 Wait! Look! 624 00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:40,809 BOTH: Wow. 625 00:26:47,691 --> 00:26:49,651 Look at all the high-techy-tech! 626 00:26:49,693 --> 00:26:52,404 Ah ha ha! I can't stand it! 627 00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:55,240 / I'm gonna be a boy / 628 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:56,491 [Honk] Ooh! 629 00:26:57,701 --> 00:26:58,993 [Fweep] 630 00:26:59,035 --> 00:27:00,912 SPOT: 665 ? 631 00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:03,456 Oh, it must be the next one down that-a-way. 632 00:27:06,209 --> 00:27:07,502 Heh heh heh. 633 00:27:07,544 --> 00:27:10,672 Florida-- land of surprises. 634 00:27:10,714 --> 00:27:13,800 Trust me, fellas. lt's a great gig. 635 00:27:13,842 --> 00:27:16,678 24-hour a day soaps, all the food you can eat-- 636 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,722 Where else are you gonna get a deal like that? 637 00:27:18,722 --> 00:27:19,848 [All mutter "I don't know"] 638 00:27:22,392 --> 00:27:23,601 Oh, Spot! 639 00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:25,478 And Pretty Boy! 640 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,188 And Mr. Jolly! 641 00:27:27,230 --> 00:27:28,898 Come on in, boys. 642 00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:31,776 There's fresh food in the kitchen. 643 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,194 Her heart's in the right place... 644 00:27:33,236 --> 00:27:35,739 but, boy, could she use a new set of bifocals. 645 00:27:35,739 --> 00:27:38,199 Come on, Jolly, let's roll. 646 00:27:38,241 --> 00:27:40,785 [Whimpering] Are we there yet? 647 00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:41,786 Oh! 648 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,329 Small but mighty. 649 00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:45,290 Say it with me, baby! 650 00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:47,208 [Screeching] 651 00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:56,634 [Spot reading] 652 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,478 SPOT: Well, he means business. 653 00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:13,777 This can't be it. 654 00:28:13,818 --> 00:28:16,571 DR. KRANK: This is it! 655 00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:19,324 After this experiment succeeds... 656 00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:24,204 the world will never again call me wacko! 657 00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:25,497 [Teeth chattering] 658 00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:29,501 And that includes you... 659 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,920 Mommy! 660 00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:35,590 Uhh! 661 00:28:35,632 --> 00:28:37,008 [Click] 662 00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:41,012 [Humming] 663 00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:42,013 [Zap] 664 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:44,015 I have done it! 665 00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:47,268 Success, at long last! 666 00:28:47,310 --> 00:28:50,397 I have taken a frog, and made it... 667 00:28:50,438 --> 00:28:52,023 Moo. 668 00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:53,358 [Plink] [Plink] 669 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,986 I have failed again. 670 00:28:58,321 --> 00:29:00,949 See? He's nuts. lt doesn't work. 671 00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:02,242 Come on, let's go. 672 00:29:02,283 --> 00:29:04,661 Well, of course it doesn't work on a frog. 673 00:29:04,703 --> 00:29:07,288 Hello? lt's a lower life form. 674 00:29:07,330 --> 00:29:08,581 Moo. 675 00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:10,959 -No offense. -None taken. 676 00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:15,714 Dennis! Adele! Get in here now... 677 00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:20,051 and help me destroy this stupid, worthless machine! 678 00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:23,722 Don't call it stupid, Daddy. 679 00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:25,724 You made us with it. 680 00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:27,934 And where is the glory in that? 681 00:29:27,976 --> 00:29:29,936 And don't call me Daddy! 682 00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:32,230 You are not my children. 683 00:29:32,272 --> 00:29:35,734 You're nothing but a couple of mutant swamp creatures... 684 00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:38,987 who do nothing but remind me of my life of failure! 685 00:29:39,029 --> 00:29:40,405 Just 'cause you're having a bad day... 686 00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:43,408 is it really necessary to dump on everyone else? 687 00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:49,247 Yes, we may be failures, but we're failures who love you. 688 00:29:49,289 --> 00:29:51,958 Out of my way, you walking handbag! 689 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,293 [Ptoo] 690 00:29:53,335 --> 00:29:55,295 SPOT: Um, hello? 691 00:29:55,378 --> 00:29:56,338 Who is that? 692 00:29:56,379 --> 00:29:57,839 Heh. 693 00:29:57,881 --> 00:30:00,633 Jeez, he looked a lot shorter on TV. 694 00:30:00,675 --> 00:30:02,218 Maybe it's the ax. 695 00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:04,387 Allow me to introduce myself. 696 00:30:04,429 --> 00:30:08,308 I am Scott Leadready ll, your newest subject. 697 00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:10,685 The one that's finally going to work! 698 00:30:10,727 --> 00:30:14,356 Dare you torment an old man? 699 00:30:14,397 --> 00:30:16,858 -You cannot help me! -Aah! 700 00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:20,403 You're nothing but a worthless boy! 701 00:30:20,445 --> 00:30:22,697 You're wrong, Dr. Krank. 702 00:30:22,739 --> 00:30:26,117 I am a dog who wants to be a worthless boy. 703 00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:29,287 I mean, who wants to be a boy. 704 00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:30,955 [Panting] 705 00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:32,999 Good Lord, I was totally fooled. 706 00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:35,085 Don't worry. Happens all the time. 707 00:30:35,126 --> 00:30:37,712 Now, here's your problem as I see it, doc. 708 00:30:37,754 --> 00:30:40,215 While your theories are scientifically sound... 709 00:30:40,256 --> 00:30:42,384 and your equipment technically flawless... 710 00:30:42,425 --> 00:30:44,427 you keep hitting a failure point... 711 00:30:44,469 --> 00:30:47,555 when it comes to the selection of your subjects. 712 00:30:47,597 --> 00:30:52,310 See, you've been experimenting on swamp creatures... 713 00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:54,562 insects, and, uh, reptiles. 714 00:30:54,604 --> 00:30:57,399 And all-ee-gators! 715 00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,151 All-ee-gators are reptiles. 716 00:31:01,319 --> 00:31:02,487 Proceed. 717 00:31:02,529 --> 00:31:05,365 Mm-hmm. But the fact is, Dr. Krank... 718 00:31:05,407 --> 00:31:07,158 if you want to make a man... 719 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,910 you've got to start with a mammal! 720 00:31:08,952 --> 00:31:15,291 Yes. Of course. lt's so simple, and yet so utterly brilliant! 721 00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:16,751 Ha ha ha! 722 00:31:16,793 --> 00:31:20,422 [Sighs] I wish I had a nickel for every time I've heard that. 723 00:31:20,463 --> 00:31:23,883 I shall give you a nickel... 724 00:31:23,967 --> 00:31:26,761 if you will be my mammal. 725 00:31:26,803 --> 00:31:28,763 I'll take it! 726 00:31:28,805 --> 00:31:32,100 Then I shall make you a boy. 727 00:31:32,142 --> 00:31:33,685 Oh, boy! 728 00:31:33,727 --> 00:31:35,145 Oh, no! 729 00:31:35,186 --> 00:31:36,604 Spot, this is wrong. 730 00:31:36,646 --> 00:31:38,523 This is going against nature. 731 00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:39,941 Nature? Feh! 732 00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:42,277 I am a man of science! 733 00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:44,112 You're a wacko of science! 734 00:31:44,154 --> 00:31:45,864 Who do you think you are? 735 00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:48,825 I'll tell you who I am. 736 00:31:48,867 --> 00:31:50,493 Or, better yet, I'll sing it! 737 00:31:50,535 --> 00:31:53,955 Maestro, a tango, if you please. 738 00:31:54,664 --> 00:31:57,542 [Tango playing] 739 00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:59,502 / I was born with a brain / 740 00:31:59,544 --> 00:32:01,212 / That could not be contained / 741 00:32:01,254 --> 00:32:03,214 / So they tortured and teased me / 742 00:32:03,256 --> 00:32:04,632 / And called me insane / 743 00:32:04,674 --> 00:32:06,217 / lt was bad, very bad / 744 00:32:06,259 --> 00:32:07,886 / Even Mom called me mad / 745 00:32:07,927 --> 00:32:10,638 / Any child would go wild from the pain / 746 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:14,601 / Raised on rage and defiance / 747 00:32:14,684 --> 00:32:17,979 / I turned my cerebrum to science / 748 00:32:18,021 --> 00:32:21,024 / I tinkered and toiled until my beakers all boiled / 749 00:32:21,066 --> 00:32:24,402 / And I built this amazing appliance / 750 00:32:24,444 --> 00:32:26,446 / Now the whole world will see / 751 00:32:26,529 --> 00:32:28,073 / The genius in me / 752 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:30,617 / While I stand on the shoulders of giants / 753 00:32:30,658 --> 00:32:32,410 / Ha ha ha! / 754 00:32:32,452 --> 00:32:35,955 / I am l, lvan Krank / 755 00:32:35,997 --> 00:32:39,209 / Just a man way ahead of his time / 756 00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:42,420 / Allow me to be frank / 757 00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:46,341 / I'm much hipper than old Dr. Frankenstein / 758 00:32:46,383 --> 00:32:48,927 / I am l, lvan Krank / 759 00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:53,181 / And you may call me wacko or weird / 760 00:32:53,223 --> 00:32:55,016 / But you'll have me to thank / 761 00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:56,810 / When this pup that you've reared / 762 00:32:56,851 --> 00:32:59,813 / ls no longer wet-nosed, waggy-tailed, or dog-eared / 763 00:32:59,896 --> 00:33:01,648 / He'll be human, like you, man / 764 00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:03,483 / The world will all cheer / 765 00:33:03,525 --> 00:33:06,277 / For the genius that is I / 766 00:33:06,319 --> 00:33:08,113 / lvan Krank / 767 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:13,410 Let the neuro exchange animal transformation operation-- 768 00:33:13,493 --> 00:33:15,245 or N.E.A.T.O. for short-- 769 00:33:15,286 --> 00:33:18,790 not to be confused with that stupid teacher award--begin! 770 00:33:18,832 --> 00:33:20,458 [Rock music playing] 771 00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:24,629 [Power starts] 772 00:33:24,671 --> 00:33:26,798 No-o-o-o-o! 773 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:27,841 [Zap] 774 00:33:27,924 --> 00:33:29,384 [Electricity surging] 775 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:34,305 [Chimes] 776 00:33:34,347 --> 00:33:36,057 Leonard: Spot this is wrong! 777 00:33:36,099 --> 00:33:38,727 [Indistinct echoing voices] 778 00:33:38,768 --> 00:33:41,229 Leonard: you're supposed to be my dog. 779 00:33:42,939 --> 00:33:46,067 Then I shall make you a boy. 780 00:33:46,109 --> 00:33:47,277 [Echoes] 781 00:33:47,485 --> 00:33:49,195 [Heart beating] 782 00:33:49,237 --> 00:33:50,405 [Gasps] 783 00:33:50,447 --> 00:33:54,367 Oh, it's alive. 784 00:33:54,451 --> 00:33:57,162 lt's alive! 785 00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:59,164 That's a good start! 786 00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:00,915 Dennis! Adele! 787 00:34:00,957 --> 00:34:04,044 Remove the bandages, and let us witness... 788 00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:07,255 what I hath wrought! 789 00:34:08,965 --> 00:34:11,009 [Gasps] Mein gott in himmel. 790 00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:12,135 Whoa. 791 00:34:12,177 --> 00:34:13,845 Daddy did it! 792 00:34:13,887 --> 00:34:15,722 SPOT: I gotta see! 793 00:34:15,764 --> 00:34:18,933 I'm a boy! I'm a boy! 794 00:34:18,975 --> 00:34:22,604 I'm a really big boy. 795 00:34:22,645 --> 00:34:25,023 You're not a boy, Scott. 796 00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:26,441 You're a man. 797 00:34:26,483 --> 00:34:28,193 I'm a man? 798 00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:32,739 I don't understand. How could I be a man? 799 00:34:32,822 --> 00:34:35,116 Great balls of kibble! 800 00:34:35,158 --> 00:34:37,869 I forgot all about dog-time! 801 00:34:37,911 --> 00:34:42,082 That's right! One human year equals seven dog years. 802 00:34:42,123 --> 00:34:45,043 -That would make you... -Don't do the math. 803 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:48,129 [Grunting] 804 00:34:48,171 --> 00:34:53,593 Uh, it's not exactly what I had planned, but I'm human... 805 00:34:53,677 --> 00:34:56,805 and that's nothing to shake your tail at. 806 00:34:56,846 --> 00:34:58,390 How can I thank you? 807 00:34:58,431 --> 00:35:00,308 Oh, it will be thanks enough... 808 00:35:00,350 --> 00:35:02,310 that you spend the rest of your life... 809 00:35:02,352 --> 00:35:04,229 traveling around the world with me... 810 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:07,148 as living proof of my genius! 811 00:35:07,190 --> 00:35:11,820 Ah. Well, uh, gee, fun as that sounds for me... 812 00:35:11,861 --> 00:35:13,947 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pass. 813 00:35:13,988 --> 00:35:16,074 I can't spend the rest of my life with you. 814 00:35:16,116 --> 00:35:18,493 I--I--I live with this guy... 815 00:35:18,535 --> 00:35:20,912 at his house, in his room. 816 00:35:20,954 --> 00:35:22,580 I sleep on the bottom bunk. 817 00:35:22,622 --> 00:35:25,291 Heh. Although, now that I'm a big, grown man... 818 00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:28,211 with knuckle hair and-- uhh--lower back pain... 819 00:35:28,253 --> 00:35:30,588 that may present a slight problem. 820 00:35:31,798 --> 00:35:34,426 But we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. 821 00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:36,678 -Let's go, Leonard! -No! 822 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,763 Aah! 823 00:35:38,805 --> 00:35:40,473 [Clanging] 824 00:35:41,558 --> 00:35:45,186 You're not going anywhere, my precious man. 825 00:35:45,228 --> 00:35:48,106 I made you, I own you. You're mine! 826 00:35:48,148 --> 00:35:51,234 Come, Dennis, Adele! We must begin making plans... 827 00:35:51,276 --> 00:35:55,613 for the lvan Krank World Vindication Tour! 828 00:35:55,655 --> 00:35:59,159 First the United Nations, then my high school reunion. 829 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,535 [Music playing] 830 00:36:00,577 --> 00:36:02,037 No, wait! 831 00:36:02,078 --> 00:36:03,705 [Struggling] 832 00:36:03,747 --> 00:36:04,831 Nuts! 833 00:36:04,873 --> 00:36:06,708 Over here! 834 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:08,752 [Struggling] 835 00:36:08,752 --> 00:36:10,378 Get down! 836 00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:11,880 [Whirs] 837 00:36:14,424 --> 00:36:15,925 [Both gasp] 838 00:36:17,093 --> 00:36:18,887 BO Y: Hi, Uncle lvan! 839 00:36:18,928 --> 00:36:23,516 The bus from East Westland was a little late, but here I am! 840 00:36:23,558 --> 00:36:24,642 lan? 841 00:36:24,684 --> 00:36:25,643 [Gasps] 842 00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:29,064 Leonard? What are you doing in my uncle's laboratory? 843 00:36:29,105 --> 00:36:30,690 And who are you, mister... 844 00:36:30,732 --> 00:36:33,902 and why are you all dressed up like Scott Leadready ll? 845 00:36:33,943 --> 00:36:37,280 Uh, no time to explain, strange little boy... 846 00:36:37,322 --> 00:36:39,074 I've never met before in my life. 847 00:36:39,115 --> 00:36:41,076 lan, can you help us get out of here? 848 00:36:41,117 --> 00:36:42,869 What'll you give me if I do? 849 00:36:42,911 --> 00:36:45,580 Um, all I've got is this, uh... 850 00:36:45,622 --> 00:36:50,085 slimy old dog chew toy and a shiny new nickel. 851 00:36:50,126 --> 00:36:52,962 Mm-hmm. Ohh... 852 00:36:53,004 --> 00:36:54,881 holding out on me, huh? 853 00:36:54,923 --> 00:36:56,883 Hey, give me that chew toy! 854 00:36:56,925 --> 00:36:59,052 [Growls and laughs] 855 00:36:59,094 --> 00:37:00,512 OK, let's see now. 856 00:37:00,553 --> 00:37:04,432 Decode secret password, override security check... 857 00:37:04,474 --> 00:37:08,812 bypass concealed alarm cookie, and...bingo! 858 00:37:08,853 --> 00:37:10,271 [Doors clang open] 859 00:37:10,313 --> 00:37:12,649 Wow! 860 00:37:12,691 --> 00:37:14,401 How did you do that? 861 00:37:14,442 --> 00:37:15,860 Oh, come on. This was easy. 862 00:37:15,902 --> 00:37:17,904 Reprogramming the queen's toilets... 863 00:37:17,987 --> 00:37:20,865 for a 21-flush salute-- now, that was hard. 864 00:37:20,907 --> 00:37:21,908 [Squeak] 865 00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:24,577 -Thanks, lan. -Thank you, stranger. 866 00:37:24,619 --> 00:37:26,705 You're welcome, stranger. 867 00:37:26,746 --> 00:37:30,166 Well, as long as I'm here... 868 00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:33,253 Hee hee hee. Ooh, they'll love this. 869 00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:35,255 ["Rule Britannia" playing] 870 00:37:35,296 --> 00:37:37,507 Ohh! What's all this, then? 871 00:37:37,549 --> 00:37:39,676 -Ohh! -Ohh! 872 00:37:39,718 --> 00:37:42,971 Oh, blast that blasted Waszelewski kid! 873 00:37:44,347 --> 00:37:46,182 [Both panting] 874 00:37:47,934 --> 00:37:49,728 Quick, hop in! 875 00:37:51,229 --> 00:37:52,605 -Boo-yah! -Uhh! 876 00:37:53,690 --> 00:37:55,942 Hmm. I must work out. 877 00:37:55,984 --> 00:37:58,111 Come on, Scott! Scott! 878 00:37:58,153 --> 00:38:00,280 Hey, wait for me! 879 00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:04,284 Old habits die hard. 880 00:38:05,493 --> 00:38:06,828 DR.KRANK: They`ve escaped! 881 00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:08,955 Dennis, Adele, find them! 882 00:38:08,997 --> 00:38:12,125 -You betcha! -Right away, Daddy. 883 00:38:14,878 --> 00:38:17,464 Hmm. Nothing here. 884 00:38:17,505 --> 00:38:18,631 Hmm. 885 00:38:18,673 --> 00:38:21,718 Not in here, you fools. 886 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,636 Out there! [Buzz] 887 00:38:23,678 --> 00:38:24,846 Hurry! 888 00:38:24,888 --> 00:38:26,514 Yes, sir, Daddy. 889 00:38:26,556 --> 00:38:27,515 Uhh! 890 00:38:28,892 --> 00:38:31,519 And don't call me Daddy! 891 00:38:31,561 --> 00:38:33,313 How could a man as brilliant as l... 892 00:38:33,355 --> 00:38:35,231 have created something as stupid as them? 893 00:38:35,273 --> 00:38:37,233 I can't believe they let my dog-man escape! 894 00:38:37,275 --> 00:38:40,028 Oh, don't blame them, Uncle lvan. I let 'em go. 895 00:38:40,070 --> 00:38:45,033 Ah! lan! Ahh! lan, my darling nephew... 896 00:38:45,075 --> 00:38:47,285 the only one who ever truly believed in me. 897 00:38:47,327 --> 00:38:49,079 Welcome to my home! 898 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,747 However, now that you've ruined everything... 899 00:38:50,789 --> 00:38:52,499 I must ground you for the rest of the summer. 900 00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:54,668 So go to your room. Don't come out till Labor Day! 901 00:38:54,709 --> 00:38:56,670 Yes, Uncle lvan. 902 00:38:57,754 --> 00:38:59,381 Grounded again. 903 00:38:59,422 --> 00:39:02,550 Jeez, I could've saved a bus ride. 904 00:39:04,094 --> 00:39:07,722 What was I so afraid of all these years? 905 00:39:07,764 --> 00:39:09,808 The outside is very nice. 906 00:39:09,849 --> 00:39:12,102 Pleasant, even. One might go so far... 907 00:39:12,143 --> 00:39:14,604 as to say invig-amarating. 908 00:39:14,646 --> 00:39:17,273 -Told ya. -But we're not going very fast. 909 00:39:17,315 --> 00:39:19,442 How long will it take us to get to Spot? 910 00:39:19,484 --> 00:39:23,238 Oh, we should start making some real progress any second now. 911 00:39:23,279 --> 00:39:25,281 Bo-o-o-oard! 912 00:39:26,282 --> 00:39:27,826 [Chugging] 913 00:39:30,662 --> 00:39:33,081 Aaaaah! 914 00:39:34,124 --> 00:39:36,042 Man, I'm gettin' hungry. 915 00:39:36,084 --> 00:39:40,005 Yeah, me, too. And if these pants ride up any more... 916 00:39:40,046 --> 00:39:41,756 I'm gonna be a soprano. 917 00:39:41,798 --> 00:39:44,634 I gotta get me some new clothes. 918 00:39:44,676 --> 00:39:45,927 [Both sigh] 919 00:39:45,969 --> 00:39:49,431 -We need to get us some money. -Yeah, but how? 920 00:39:49,472 --> 00:39:50,724 Whoa! 921 00:39:51,933 --> 00:39:52,892 What? 922 00:39:52,934 --> 00:39:54,769 [Both reading] 923 00:39:58,106 --> 00:40:00,025 -That'll do. -That'll do. 924 00:40:00,066 --> 00:40:05,113 Come on, let's go find that dog and get us some money! 925 00:40:05,155 --> 00:40:06,364 How? 926 00:40:06,406 --> 00:40:08,283 The twilight bark. 927 00:40:08,324 --> 00:40:09,617 The what? 928 00:40:09,659 --> 00:40:10,785 Uhh! 929 00:40:10,827 --> 00:40:12,495 Oh, we gotta start renting you... 930 00:40:12,537 --> 00:40:14,497 some more classic animated movies. 931 00:40:14,497 --> 00:40:16,541 Leonard, the twilight bark... 932 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:19,711 Is that free worldwide long-distance server... 933 00:40:19,753 --> 00:40:22,130 through which dogs all over the world... 934 00:40:22,172 --> 00:40:24,883 have been communicating since the dawn of time. 935 00:40:24,924 --> 00:40:26,217 [Dogs howling] 936 00:40:26,259 --> 00:40:29,679 Now, let's just hope I still got enough dog left in me. 937 00:40:29,721 --> 00:40:31,014 [Clears throat] 938 00:40:31,056 --> 00:40:35,769 Awooooo! 939 00:40:35,810 --> 00:40:37,604 MAN IN DISTANCE: Shut that dog up! 940 00:40:37,645 --> 00:40:39,647 Hmm. I guess it didn't work. 941 00:40:39,689 --> 00:40:42,525 Oh, no, my human-eared friend? 942 00:40:42,567 --> 00:40:43,735 [Dogs barking] 943 00:40:43,777 --> 00:40:45,445 Yes! Thank you! 944 00:40:45,487 --> 00:40:50,784 I mean...awoooo! 945 00:40:50,825 --> 00:40:52,494 Come on, let's go. 946 00:40:52,535 --> 00:40:54,829 Thank you! Awooo! 947 00:40:54,871 --> 00:40:57,082 Thank you! Awoooo! 948 00:40:57,123 --> 00:41:00,126 Jeez, this could go on all day. 949 00:41:00,168 --> 00:41:02,128 [Doorbell rings] 950 00:41:02,170 --> 00:41:03,463 Lady! 951 00:41:03,505 --> 00:41:05,340 Turns out she wasn't really lost. 952 00:41:05,382 --> 00:41:08,468 She was just, heh, kinda busy. 953 00:41:08,510 --> 00:41:11,012 -DAD: My -GIRL: Oh puppies! 954 00:41:11,054 --> 00:41:12,806 How can we thank you? 955 00:41:12,847 --> 00:41:15,850 Gee, I can think of a hundred ways. 956 00:41:15,892 --> 00:41:18,687 Oh, uh, I can't give you $100. 957 00:41:18,728 --> 00:41:20,730 -But-- -That's OK, Leonard. 958 00:41:20,730 --> 00:41:23,024 A good deed is its own reward. 959 00:41:23,066 --> 00:41:24,192 [Dad laughs] 960 00:41:24,234 --> 00:41:26,486 You brought back five dogs! 961 00:41:26,528 --> 00:41:29,572 So I`m giving you $500! 962 00:41:29,614 --> 00:41:30,824 [Gasps] 963 00:41:30,865 --> 00:41:32,075 All right! 964 00:41:32,117 --> 00:41:35,036 I knew you weren't a big, fat cheapskate! 965 00:41:35,078 --> 00:41:37,831 I'm sorry. Was that out loud? 966 00:41:37,872 --> 00:41:39,541 -We're rich! -We're rich! 967 00:41:39,582 --> 00:41:40,834 -We're rich! -We're rich! 968 00:41:40,875 --> 00:41:43,795 Come on, bunky. Let's go eat and buy pants... 969 00:41:43,837 --> 00:41:46,047 and do all the stuff you can only do... 970 00:41:46,089 --> 00:41:49,801 when you're all grown up and got $500 to burn! 971 00:41:49,843 --> 00:41:51,678 / Though money may be / 972 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,680 / The root of all evil / 973 00:41:53,763 --> 00:41:57,308 / Money, it might not buy you love / 974 00:41:57,350 --> 00:41:59,310 / Money won't bring you happiness / 975 00:41:59,352 --> 00:42:01,354 / Or grow new hair or cure your stress / 976 00:42:01,438 --> 00:42:05,066 / Or get you to the pearly gates above / 977 00:42:05,108 --> 00:42:07,193 / But there's a bunch of things that money can do / 978 00:42:07,235 --> 00:42:09,070 / Put a shirt on your back and a shine on your shoe / 979 00:42:09,112 --> 00:42:11,114 / When the cash shows up, I don't say "Boo" / 980 00:42:11,156 --> 00:42:13,074 / I take the money and run / 981 00:42:13,116 --> 00:42:15,118 / 'Cause love can't buy a fancy car / 982 00:42:15,118 --> 00:42:16,870 / Or fill your tank / 983 00:42:16,911 --> 00:42:18,747 / lf you want the finer things / 984 00:42:18,788 --> 00:42:20,582 / You better break the bank / 985 00:42:20,623 --> 00:42:22,625 / 'Cause if there's one sure thing that money can do / 986 00:42:22,667 --> 00:42:24,753 / Put the pedal to the metal when the rent comes due / 987 00:42:24,794 --> 00:42:26,838 / When the money shows up, baby, don't say "Boo" / 988 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,798 / Just take the money and run, oh, yeah / 989 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,383 / Take the money and run / 990 00:42:30,467 --> 00:42:32,844 / Go, man, get your stash, grab your cash / 991 00:42:32,886 --> 00:42:36,222 / Take the money and run / 992 00:42:36,806 --> 00:42:37,599 [Chickens clucking] 993 00:42:37,724 --> 00:42:42,228 IAN: Mom, Dad, I am a prisoner in this chamber of horrors! 994 00:42:42,312 --> 00:42:45,815 The whole place is filled with evil smells... 995 00:42:45,857 --> 00:42:49,194 and moans and ghastly shrieks! 996 00:42:49,235 --> 00:42:53,990 There's lightning and thunder and scary bumps in the night! 997 00:42:54,032 --> 00:42:56,826 Come home? No way! I love it here! 998 00:42:56,868 --> 00:42:58,286 Ha ha ha ha ha! 999 00:42:58,328 --> 00:42:59,579 DR.KRANK: Ian? 1000 00:42:59,621 --> 00:43:03,500 How many times must I tell you to stay off the phone? 1001 00:43:03,541 --> 00:43:05,168 I want to call out for a pizza. 1002 00:43:05,210 --> 00:43:09,047 DENNIS: Extra anchovies on mine, please! 1003 00:43:09,089 --> 00:43:11,216 Dennis! Adele! You're back! 1004 00:43:11,257 --> 00:43:12,467 Where is my dog-man? 1005 00:43:12,509 --> 00:43:16,888 Before we answer, could we have our pizza, Daddy? 1006 00:43:16,930 --> 00:43:18,056 -Go! -Aah! 1007 00:43:18,098 --> 00:43:20,767 And don't return without him! 1008 00:43:20,809 --> 00:43:24,437 And don't call me... 1009 00:43:24,479 --> 00:43:26,314 Daddy! [Echoes] 1010 00:43:27,315 --> 00:43:28,316 Uhh! 1011 00:43:28,358 --> 00:43:29,943 Uhh! 1012 00:43:30,026 --> 00:43:31,820 I betcha that little boy... 1013 00:43:31,861 --> 00:43:34,823 would've given his dog some pizza. 1014 00:43:34,864 --> 00:43:39,160 Thank God the other mosquitoes in the swamp can't see me now. 1015 00:43:39,202 --> 00:43:41,788 They all laughed at me, but did I listen? 1016 00:43:41,830 --> 00:43:45,291 No, I was going to be the world's first... 1017 00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:47,669 insect-to-human transformation. 1018 00:43:47,711 --> 00:43:49,587 Hmm! And look at me now. 1019 00:43:49,629 --> 00:43:52,632 Stuck in the middle-- neither fish nor fowl. 1020 00:43:52,716 --> 00:43:56,011 You're also not a goat. Or a pig. 1021 00:43:56,052 --> 00:43:58,346 Or a bucket of marbles. 1022 00:43:58,388 --> 00:43:59,431 Whoa-- 1023 00:43:59,472 --> 00:44:02,934 Ohh, please, just squish me now. 1024 00:44:02,976 --> 00:44:04,936 [Upbeat music playing] 1025 00:44:04,978 --> 00:44:06,688 / Hot diggity dog / 1026 00:44:06,730 --> 00:44:10,316 So far this has been the greatest day of my life! 1027 00:44:10,358 --> 00:44:13,111 And I've only been a man for, what, like, five hours? 1028 00:44:13,153 --> 00:44:14,529 Five hours? 1029 00:44:14,571 --> 00:44:17,532 Shoot, we promised Mom we'd be home by 6:00. 1030 00:44:17,574 --> 00:44:19,659 Whoa! Was that just this morning? 1031 00:44:19,701 --> 00:44:23,955 Whew! Time sure flies when you're changing species. 1032 00:44:29,502 --> 00:44:32,005 -What time you got? -Uh, a minute till 6:00. 1033 00:44:32,088 --> 00:44:33,548 Let's go! 1034 00:44:33,590 --> 00:44:36,384 Wait! We forgot one really important thing! 1035 00:44:36,426 --> 00:44:37,469 What?! 1036 00:44:37,510 --> 00:44:38,887 Who are you, sir? 1037 00:44:38,928 --> 00:44:41,681 -That. -Oh, yeah. 1038 00:44:41,723 --> 00:44:45,352 Well, I'll tell ya. I'm, uh... 1039 00:44:45,393 --> 00:44:46,811 Well, you certainly look familiar. 1040 00:44:46,853 --> 00:44:48,813 Wait a ding-dang-doodle-doo minute. 1041 00:44:48,855 --> 00:44:50,315 You're not one of my fellow finalists... 1042 00:44:50,357 --> 00:44:52,192 in the Teacher of the Year competition, are you? 1043 00:44:52,233 --> 00:44:55,612 Uh, why, yes. Yes I am. 1044 00:44:55,653 --> 00:44:58,073 [Deep voice] Uh, I am a teacher. 1045 00:44:58,114 --> 00:44:59,908 And a darn good one, too... 1046 00:44:59,949 --> 00:45:02,827 who appreciates a fellow darn good teacher enough... 1047 00:45:02,869 --> 00:45:04,454 to come all the way down here... 1048 00:45:04,496 --> 00:45:06,748 to this lovely Wentawaygo park to say... 1049 00:45:06,790 --> 00:45:10,210 May the best darn good teacher win. 1050 00:45:10,251 --> 00:45:11,961 Well, isn't that kind of you? 1051 00:45:12,003 --> 00:45:13,963 -Honey, where's Scott? -Uh... 1052 00:45:14,005 --> 00:45:17,676 And, uh, that's the other reason I came. 1053 00:45:17,717 --> 00:45:20,595 Uh, to tell you that, uh... 1054 00:45:20,637 --> 00:45:23,223 Scott's family called, and he had to go home after all... 1055 00:45:23,264 --> 00:45:25,058 and he needed a grownup to help... 1056 00:45:25,100 --> 00:45:28,311 and I obviously am a grown-up... 1057 00:45:28,353 --> 00:45:30,980 human man person. 1058 00:45:31,022 --> 00:45:33,108 Ahh! Obviously. 1059 00:45:33,149 --> 00:45:35,902 Ah ha ha! You know Scott Leadready ll? 1060 00:45:35,944 --> 00:45:38,363 Do I know Scott Leadready ll? 1061 00:45:38,405 --> 00:45:41,449 Only better than I know myself, ma'am. 1062 00:45:41,491 --> 00:45:43,284 You're pushing it. 1063 00:45:43,326 --> 00:45:44,869 Well, any friend of the Leadreadys... 1064 00:45:44,911 --> 00:45:46,913 is a friend of mine. I'm Mary Lou. 1065 00:45:46,955 --> 00:45:48,415 And I'm Scott. 1066 00:45:48,456 --> 00:45:50,000 Just like Scott Leadready. 1067 00:45:50,041 --> 00:45:53,628 Oh, uh, right. Heh. Common name. 1068 00:45:53,670 --> 00:45:56,381 Lots of Scotts. Scotts R Us. Heh heh. 1069 00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:57,924 But I'm Scott, uh... 1070 00:45:57,966 --> 00:45:59,426 -Manly! -Manning! 1071 00:45:59,467 --> 00:46:02,804 lt's a hyphenate. Scott Manly-Manning. 1072 00:46:02,846 --> 00:46:05,932 Well, Mr. Manly-Manning, it's a pleasure to meet you. 1073 00:46:05,974 --> 00:46:07,642 Yeah, sorry you gotta leave so soon. 1074 00:46:07,684 --> 00:46:09,352 Great gettin' to know you. Just a little... 1075 00:46:09,394 --> 00:46:10,603 but not too much. Bye. 1076 00:46:10,645 --> 00:46:12,981 Leonard! Where did you park your manners? 1077 00:46:13,023 --> 00:46:16,860 Ha ha ha. After all the trouble Mr. Manly-Manning has gone to... 1078 00:46:16,901 --> 00:46:19,821 the least we can do is invite him in for a cup of coffee. 1079 00:46:19,863 --> 00:46:21,031 Coffee? 1080 00:46:21,072 --> 00:46:24,451 I've always wanted to try coffee. 1081 00:46:24,492 --> 00:46:26,494 Boy, it's true what they say! What a beverage! 1082 00:46:26,536 --> 00:46:28,246 Who'd believe that little brown bean from Brazil... 1083 00:46:28,288 --> 00:46:29,831 could pack such mellow, rich-roasting... 1084 00:46:29,873 --> 00:46:31,499 good-to-the-last-drop flavor? By the way... 1085 00:46:31,541 --> 00:46:32,834 were you aware that it was our 26th president-- 1086 00:46:32,876 --> 00:46:34,169 Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt-- 1087 00:46:34,210 --> 00:46:36,004 who originally coined the phrase "Good to the last drop"? 1088 00:46:36,046 --> 00:46:37,172 Little-known fact, but true. 1089 00:46:37,213 --> 00:46:39,507 Yes, I think one of my students mentioned that once. 1090 00:46:39,549 --> 00:46:42,385 -I can't remember which one. -You can't remember which one? 1091 00:46:42,427 --> 00:46:44,095 For cryin' out loud, it's obviously-- 1092 00:46:44,137 --> 00:46:46,014 Time for you to go now. What a shame. 1093 00:46:46,056 --> 00:46:47,349 Thanks for stopping by. See you later. 1094 00:46:47,390 --> 00:46:48,975 Hey! What's the hurry, junior? 1095 00:46:49,017 --> 00:46:51,478 I'm still on my first cup of joe. 1096 00:46:51,519 --> 00:46:53,855 lf you don't get outta here, you're gonna blow it. 1097 00:46:53,897 --> 00:46:55,774 You're gonna say something or do something... 1098 00:46:55,815 --> 00:46:59,277 or drink something and just blow it! Well, see ya! 1099 00:46:59,319 --> 00:47:00,528 MARY LOU: Leonard Amadeus Helperman... 1100 00:47:00,570 --> 00:47:03,323 we don't just put our guests out the door like the evening trash. 1101 00:47:03,365 --> 00:47:05,617 Ohh, now, now, Mary Lou. 1102 00:47:05,658 --> 00:47:07,494 Don't be upset with Leonard. 1103 00:47:07,535 --> 00:47:10,080 -He's just a boy. -Oh, come off it! 1104 00:47:10,121 --> 00:47:13,792 Mister, you are out of control! Now, you go straight to your... 1105 00:47:14,918 --> 00:47:17,003 curtained-off section of the Wentawaygo... 1106 00:47:17,045 --> 00:47:19,381 until you're ready to rejoin polite society for dinner! 1107 00:47:19,422 --> 00:47:20,382 Ha ha. 1108 00:47:20,423 --> 00:47:23,009 Speaking of dinner, are you hungry? 1109 00:47:23,051 --> 00:47:27,222 Hey! I'm always hungry. I'm a dog...gone hungry guy. 1110 00:47:27,263 --> 00:47:30,684 You are so gonna blow it. 1111 00:47:33,645 --> 00:47:35,689 [Music playing] 1112 00:47:35,772 --> 00:47:37,399 [Chomping] 1113 00:47:40,777 --> 00:47:43,029 Ahh! I couldn't eat another bite. 1114 00:47:43,071 --> 00:47:46,074 Care for a chocolat? 1115 00:47:46,116 --> 00:47:49,411 Ohh. Chocolate is poison for dogs. 1116 00:47:49,452 --> 00:47:52,038 I know. Aren't we lucky we're human? 1117 00:47:53,456 --> 00:47:56,459 Yes, we are! 1118 00:47:56,459 --> 00:47:58,878 [Gulping] 1119 00:48:00,797 --> 00:48:01,881 [Belches] 1120 00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:06,302 Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want one? 1121 00:48:06,344 --> 00:48:09,556 / Someone has a sweet tooth / 1122 00:48:09,597 --> 00:48:11,766 Ahh, what can I say? 1123 00:48:11,808 --> 00:48:14,811 There's something about eating under the stars... 1124 00:48:14,811 --> 00:48:18,606 at a table, sitting in a chair, using a fork... 1125 00:48:18,648 --> 00:48:21,276 that just makes everything taste so good. 1126 00:48:21,317 --> 00:48:27,574 Well, to me, it's not the food, it's the company. Heh heh heh. 1127 00:48:27,615 --> 00:48:30,201 I don't know why, but it's as if... 1128 00:48:30,243 --> 00:48:32,787 I've known you for a very long time. 1129 00:48:32,829 --> 00:48:35,749 You're just so comfy to be with, like an old shoe. 1130 00:48:35,790 --> 00:48:37,625 Oh, I mean that in a good way. 1131 00:48:37,667 --> 00:48:41,338 Hey, nothin' I love more than an old shoe. Woof! 1132 00:48:41,379 --> 00:48:43,131 Uh, to wear, I mean. 1133 00:48:43,173 --> 00:48:47,886 Ah ha ha ha ha! You say the most unusual things. 1134 00:48:47,927 --> 00:48:49,304 But I like it. 1135 00:48:49,346 --> 00:48:53,099 Golly gosh, I wish there was someone like you back home. 1136 00:48:53,141 --> 00:48:54,434 You do? 1137 00:48:54,476 --> 00:48:56,644 Hold that thought. I'll be right back. 1138 00:48:56,686 --> 00:49:00,607 Well, he did drink a lot of coffee. 1139 00:49:00,648 --> 00:49:03,985 BlG SCOTT: Leonard! You are gonna be so proud of me! 1140 00:49:04,027 --> 00:49:06,154 We can stop worrying how I'm gonna live... 1141 00:49:06,196 --> 00:49:07,614 and where I'm gonna sleep... 1142 00:49:07,655 --> 00:49:09,491 and how we're gonna stay together. 1143 00:49:09,532 --> 00:49:12,786 I've stumbled upon the answer, and it doesn't even matter... 1144 00:49:12,827 --> 00:49:15,705 that I'm a hairy-knuckled grownup with back pain. 1145 00:49:15,747 --> 00:49:17,290 [Crack] Ooch! 1146 00:49:17,374 --> 00:49:20,001 ln fact, it works to our advantage! 1147 00:49:20,043 --> 00:49:21,169 You're kidding! 1148 00:49:21,211 --> 00:49:24,130 Of course, I won't be sleeping at the bottom bunk anymore... 1149 00:49:24,172 --> 00:49:27,300 but I promise I'll tuck you in and tell you a bedtime story... 1150 00:49:27,342 --> 00:49:30,679 before I settle in to watch the 9:00 news with... 1151 00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:31,971 Mary Lou. 1152 00:49:32,013 --> 00:49:33,139 Who? 1153 00:49:33,181 --> 00:49:35,141 You know. Your mom. 1154 00:49:35,183 --> 00:49:38,395 Oh, he cleaned his plate so well. 1155 00:49:38,436 --> 00:49:40,689 [Gasps] I can see myself! 1156 00:49:40,730 --> 00:49:41,731 [Laughs] 1157 00:49:41,731 --> 00:49:43,525 I know who Mary Lou is... 1158 00:49:43,566 --> 00:49:45,652 but why would you be watching the news with her? 1159 00:49:45,694 --> 00:49:48,863 And why is she dancing around with your dinner plate? 1160 00:49:48,905 --> 00:49:50,240 Unless... 1161 00:49:50,281 --> 00:49:52,409 [Electric guitar playing "The Wedding March"] 1162 00:49:52,450 --> 00:49:54,577 [Pants and barks] 1163 00:49:55,829 --> 00:49:57,205 Oh, no! 1164 00:49:57,247 --> 00:49:58,456 Oh, yes! 1165 00:49:58,498 --> 00:50:00,000 lsn't it perfect? 1166 00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:02,877 She likes me, I've always loved her. 1167 00:50:02,919 --> 00:50:04,921 You and I still get to be together. 1168 00:50:04,963 --> 00:50:10,051 Climb up on my lap, sonny boy, and call me Daddy! 1169 00:50:10,093 --> 00:50:11,553 Are you crazy? 1170 00:50:11,594 --> 00:50:14,514 You can't be my dad! You're my dog! 1171 00:50:14,556 --> 00:50:16,057 Hey, people change. 1172 00:50:16,099 --> 00:50:18,685 Come on, it'll be great. 1173 00:50:18,727 --> 00:50:21,438 I`ll teach you how to shave, take you fishing... 1174 00:50:21,479 --> 00:50:22,897 holler at your little league coach... 1175 00:50:22,939 --> 00:50:24,232 when he doesn't play you enough... 1176 00:50:24,274 --> 00:50:26,484 Maybe I'll even get ya a little puppy. 1177 00:50:26,526 --> 00:50:28,528 Mister, you are out of control. 1178 00:50:28,570 --> 00:50:30,739 What? You gonna send me to my room? 1179 00:50:30,780 --> 00:50:33,783 I think that's my job, son. 1180 00:50:33,825 --> 00:50:36,953 No! No, this is not OK with me. 1181 00:50:36,995 --> 00:50:40,206 You have to stop liking my mom right now! 1182 00:50:40,248 --> 00:50:41,708 Oh, in all fairness, son... 1183 00:50:41,791 --> 00:50:44,753 I believe Mary Lou should have something to say about this. 1184 00:50:44,794 --> 00:50:49,341 And stop calling her Mary Lou! And stop calling me son! 1185 00:50:49,382 --> 00:50:52,302 I command you, as your master! 1186 00:50:52,344 --> 00:50:55,305 Former master, Leonard! I'm not your dog anymore! 1187 00:50:55,347 --> 00:50:57,265 Well, I sure as heck am not your kid! 1188 00:50:57,307 --> 00:51:01,227 So maybe you'd just better leave me and my mom alone! 1189 00:51:02,312 --> 00:51:05,899 You...want me to go? 1190 00:51:05,940 --> 00:51:08,360 But...what about us? 1191 00:51:08,401 --> 00:51:10,070 You and me? 1192 00:51:10,111 --> 00:51:12,530 A friend needs a friend. 1193 00:51:12,572 --> 00:51:15,158 That was a different us. 1194 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:18,745 Yeah. I guess it was. 1195 00:51:20,038 --> 00:51:21,122 Wait a minute. 1196 00:51:21,164 --> 00:51:22,165 Yeah? 1197 00:51:22,207 --> 00:51:24,125 I paid for that collar and dog tag... 1198 00:51:24,167 --> 00:51:25,627 with my own allowance. 1199 00:51:25,669 --> 00:51:27,420 But... 1200 00:51:27,462 --> 00:51:30,590 You don't need 'em. You said it yourself. 1201 00:51:30,632 --> 00:51:33,426 You're not my dog anymore. 1202 00:51:33,468 --> 00:51:34,636 [Gulp] 1203 00:51:34,678 --> 00:51:37,347 [Somber music playing] 1204 00:51:47,065 --> 00:51:49,192 [Upbeat music playing] 1205 00:51:50,985 --> 00:51:53,697 / Mrs. Manly-Manning / 1206 00:51:53,738 --> 00:51:56,991 / Mrs. Mary Lou Manly-Manning / 1207 00:51:57,033 --> 00:52:00,161 / Mrs. Mary Lou Moira Angela Darling / 1208 00:52:00,203 --> 00:52:02,997 / Helperman Manly-Manning / 1209 00:52:03,039 --> 00:52:04,833 BlG SCOTT: I'm sorry I have to interrupt... 1210 00:52:04,874 --> 00:52:06,376 this musical moment, Mary Lou. 1211 00:52:06,418 --> 00:52:08,336 I guess I'll never see you again. 1212 00:52:08,378 --> 00:52:10,338 / lt's time for me to go / 1213 00:52:10,380 --> 00:52:13,341 -/ Oh, me, oh, my, oh, no / -/ I've never been so low / 1214 00:52:13,383 --> 00:52:15,176 / Oh, where did my dog-man-- / 1215 00:52:15,218 --> 00:52:17,303 / Go! / 1216 00:52:17,345 --> 00:52:19,305 / I gotta go, I don't know where / 1217 00:52:19,347 --> 00:52:20,682 / I only know / 1218 00:52:20,724 --> 00:52:23,518 / My former friend is now my foe / 1219 00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:25,520 / He couldn't stand the status quo / 1220 00:52:25,562 --> 00:52:28,148 / I said I'd stay, but he said no / 1221 00:52:28,189 --> 00:52:31,860 / And now, doggone, this dog is gone / 1222 00:52:31,901 --> 00:52:34,112 / I'm movin' on / 1223 00:52:34,154 --> 00:52:35,530 / I gotta go! / 1224 00:52:35,572 --> 00:52:39,034 / Like a dream, he was here, and now he's gone / 1225 00:52:39,075 --> 00:52:41,703 / He drank my coffee, ate my candy / 1226 00:52:41,745 --> 00:52:43,997 / Dreaming I could stand by my Manly-Manning man / 1227 00:52:44,039 --> 00:52:47,709 / I thought everything was fine and dandy / 1228 00:52:47,751 --> 00:52:49,878 / Why did he go? / 1229 00:52:49,919 --> 00:52:51,838 -/ I'm gone / -/ Don't go / 1230 00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,423 / Oh, no, what have I done? / 1231 00:52:53,465 --> 00:52:55,967 -/ Oh, no / -/ I kicked him out / 1232 00:52:56,009 --> 00:52:57,510 / He took the keys to freedom / 1233 00:52:57,594 --> 00:53:00,013 BOTH: / Now he's going, now he's going / 1234 00:53:00,055 --> 00:53:01,264 / Now he's gone / 1235 00:53:01,306 --> 00:53:03,433 / My lovely dog-man / 1236 00:53:03,475 --> 00:53:05,602 / Oh, precious, pretty dog-man / 1237 00:53:05,643 --> 00:53:07,687 / Dear itty-bitty dog I made a man / 1238 00:53:07,771 --> 00:53:09,272 -/ Where have you gone? / -/ He took the keys / 1239 00:53:09,314 --> 00:53:10,357 / You held the key to my success / 1240 00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:11,733 / I'm no one's pawn / 1241 00:53:11,775 --> 00:53:13,026 -/ He's gone / -/ Was I a yawn? / 1242 00:53:13,068 --> 00:53:14,402 / I'm moving on / 1243 00:53:14,444 --> 00:53:15,904 / Find him! / 1244 00:53:15,945 --> 00:53:17,614 ALL: / Where did you go, dog-man? / 1245 00:53:17,655 --> 00:53:19,074 / We gotta go where you have gone, Spot / 1246 00:53:19,115 --> 00:53:20,408 / We gotta know, dog-man / 1247 00:53:20,450 --> 00:53:21,826 / We wanna know where you have gone, Scott / 1248 00:53:21,868 --> 00:53:23,286 / We gotta go there, too / 1249 00:53:23,328 --> 00:53:24,829 -/ I'm gone / -/ He's going, going / 1250 00:53:24,871 --> 00:53:26,581 -/ I'm moving on / -/ Here comes the sun / 1251 00:53:26,623 --> 00:53:28,249 -/ Come on, let's run / -/ You weigh a ton / 1252 00:53:28,291 --> 00:53:30,335 BlG SCOTT: / Pardon the pun, but I am going / 1253 00:53:30,377 --> 00:53:31,878 / Without knowing / 1254 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,880 / There's a place where I belong / 1255 00:53:33,963 --> 00:53:35,215 / Where he's gone / 1256 00:53:35,256 --> 00:53:36,716 / I'm movin' on / 1257 00:53:36,758 --> 00:53:38,718 ALL: / Where did you go, dog-man? / 1258 00:53:38,802 --> 00:53:40,970 / Where did you go, dog-man? / 1259 00:53:41,012 --> 00:53:43,056 / Where did you go, dog-man? / 1260 00:53:43,139 --> 00:53:45,517 / He's gone / 1261 00:53:47,185 --> 00:53:49,604 Well, that was strange. 1262 00:53:49,646 --> 00:53:51,606 ["Ride of the Valkyries" playing] 1263 00:53:53,024 --> 00:53:54,234 [Both scream] 1264 00:53:55,819 --> 00:53:57,028 Aaah! 1265 00:53:58,988 --> 00:54:00,448 Whoa-- 1266 00:54:00,490 --> 00:54:01,783 [Grunting] 1267 00:54:01,825 --> 00:54:03,451 -Aaaah! -Aaaah! 1268 00:54:04,661 --> 00:54:05,912 -Ohh! -Ohh! 1269 00:54:11,167 --> 00:54:13,628 PRETTY BOY: We made it. We made it! 1270 00:54:13,670 --> 00:54:17,966 Florida at last! I told you we were small but mighty! 1271 00:54:18,008 --> 00:54:19,968 MAN: Heh heh heh... 1272 00:54:20,010 --> 00:54:21,803 [Speaking Spanish] 1273 00:54:24,764 --> 00:54:27,267 Missed it by that much. 1274 00:54:29,853 --> 00:54:31,938 BOY: Spot, come here, boy! 1275 00:54:32,022 --> 00:54:33,314 Leonard? 1276 00:54:33,356 --> 00:54:35,775 [Barking] [Laughing] 1277 00:54:41,823 --> 00:54:43,324 [Sighs] 1278 00:54:44,576 --> 00:54:45,952 [Thunder] 1279 00:54:53,376 --> 00:54:55,170 Aww... 1280 00:54:55,211 --> 00:54:57,047 Now, remember, Lenny-benny-beanbag... 1281 00:54:57,088 --> 00:54:58,757 you're to meet me at the awards ceremony... 1282 00:54:58,798 --> 00:55:01,343 -at 6:00 sharp, you got it? -Whatever. 1283 00:55:01,384 --> 00:55:03,386 Aww, honey-bunny-boombox... 1284 00:55:03,428 --> 00:55:05,597 I know you miss your dog and your best friend... 1285 00:55:05,638 --> 00:55:07,015 but we're going home tomorrow... 1286 00:55:07,057 --> 00:55:09,100 and Spot and Scott'll be there waitin' for you... 1287 00:55:09,142 --> 00:55:11,144 and everything's gonna be peachy-pie normal... 1288 00:55:11,186 --> 00:55:13,438 and just the way it was. Mwah! 1289 00:55:14,856 --> 00:55:17,859 Right. Just the way it was. 1290 00:55:17,901 --> 00:55:19,235 [Beeping] 1291 00:55:23,698 --> 00:55:24,866 [Clang] 1292 00:55:24,908 --> 00:55:26,117 [Both grunt] 1293 00:55:26,159 --> 00:55:27,369 Florida, schmorida! 1294 00:55:27,410 --> 00:55:29,704 lt's just Jersey with palm trees! 1295 00:55:29,746 --> 00:55:34,376 Well, I suppose most people don't arrive by garbage truck. 1296 00:55:34,417 --> 00:55:35,752 On a more positive note... 1297 00:55:35,794 --> 00:55:37,337 I don't think there's anything in the world... 1298 00:55:37,420 --> 00:55:39,881 I'll ever fear after this. 1299 00:55:39,923 --> 00:55:42,008 [Shrieks] lt's a monster! 1300 00:55:42,050 --> 00:55:43,718 [Stammers] 1301 00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:45,095 Hey! 1302 00:55:45,136 --> 00:55:47,013 lt's just your reflection. 1303 00:55:47,055 --> 00:55:48,890 Oh. Aah! 1304 00:55:48,932 --> 00:55:50,558 lt's me! I look hideous! 1305 00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:51,559 [Slurps] 1306 00:55:51,601 --> 00:55:53,019 No argument there. 1307 00:55:53,061 --> 00:55:55,438 I'm goin' up for a bird's-eye view. 1308 00:55:56,564 --> 00:55:59,192 [Music playing] 1309 00:56:04,781 --> 00:56:06,825 Dog-man! 1310 00:56:06,866 --> 00:56:09,119 Where are you? 1311 00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:10,412 [Applause] 1312 00:56:10,453 --> 00:56:12,080 [Whoosh] 1313 00:56:22,007 --> 00:56:25,427 My, oh, me, it's a rain-a-roony-doodle day! 1314 00:56:25,468 --> 00:56:26,761 Whoo-hoo! 1315 00:56:29,264 --> 00:56:32,100 Bada-bing, baby! 1316 00:56:32,142 --> 00:56:33,643 [Slurping] 1317 00:56:34,894 --> 00:56:36,646 Come on, hairball! 1318 00:56:36,688 --> 00:56:38,940 [Whimpers] 1319 00:56:40,734 --> 00:56:44,112 Great. Now you're out there somewhere in the stupid rain... 1320 00:56:44,154 --> 00:56:47,073 'cause you just couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? 1321 00:56:48,533 --> 00:56:51,036 No, you had to go mess up a great thing... 1322 00:56:51,077 --> 00:56:53,621 just to make your stupid dream come true. 1323 00:56:53,663 --> 00:56:55,832 Bet you come crawling back any minute now... 1324 00:56:55,874 --> 00:56:58,084 cold and wet and tired and hungry... 1325 00:56:58,126 --> 00:57:00,003 and sick of being a man... 1326 00:57:00,045 --> 00:57:02,047 and wishing you could be my dog again. 1327 00:57:02,088 --> 00:57:04,299 Well, forget it! I'm not taking you back. 1328 00:57:04,299 --> 00:57:05,467 [Knock on door] 1329 00:57:05,508 --> 00:57:06,593 [Gasps] Spot! 1330 00:57:06,634 --> 00:57:08,470 Ha ha! 1331 00:57:08,511 --> 00:57:10,680 Oh. it`s you: 1332 00:57:10,722 --> 00:57:12,682 Oh, it's you? 1333 00:57:12,724 --> 00:57:14,267 We traveled 2,000 miles... 1334 00:57:14,309 --> 00:57:16,478 and all we get is, Oh, it's you?! 1335 00:57:16,519 --> 00:57:18,980 Come on, Jolly, let's go home! 1336 00:57:19,022 --> 00:57:20,148 What?! 1337 00:57:20,190 --> 00:57:22,484 No, you guys. I'm sorry. 1338 00:57:22,484 --> 00:57:25,111 I'm really, really glad you're here. 1339 00:57:25,153 --> 00:57:27,030 I've never needed anyone more. 1340 00:57:27,072 --> 00:57:28,823 Now, that's a greeting. 1341 00:57:28,865 --> 00:57:33,286 Something's happened to Spot. Sit down. lt's a long story. 1342 00:57:34,204 --> 00:57:35,497 [Blues playing] 1343 00:57:39,334 --> 00:57:42,629 So this is what it's like to be human, huh? 1344 00:57:46,508 --> 00:57:49,928 Sittin' alone in a dump on your tailless butt... 1345 00:57:49,969 --> 00:57:53,264 just twiddlin' your opposable thumbs. 1346 00:57:53,306 --> 00:57:56,309 Top of the world, Ma! 1347 00:57:56,351 --> 00:57:57,936 [Sighs] 1348 00:57:57,977 --> 00:57:59,854 [Cries] 1349 00:57:59,896 --> 00:58:01,815 Top of the world. 1350 00:58:01,856 --> 00:58:04,401 [Harmonica playing] 1351 00:58:04,442 --> 00:58:05,652 What's that? 1352 00:58:05,694 --> 00:58:10,490 Sounds like that stupid song Leonard always used to sing. 1353 00:58:11,908 --> 00:58:15,161 Oh, it is that stupid... 1354 00:58:15,203 --> 00:58:17,872 [Sobbing] beautiful song! 1355 00:58:17,914 --> 00:58:19,958 Oh, Leonard. 1356 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:23,461 / I know it's been said / 1357 00:58:23,503 --> 00:58:27,215 / Everyone needs someone / 1358 00:58:27,257 --> 00:58:30,927 / A loyal companion / 1359 00:58:30,969 --> 00:58:34,556 / To share in life's fun / 1360 00:58:34,597 --> 00:58:37,934 / For a day at the park / 1361 00:58:37,976 --> 00:58:41,896 / Or a game of leapfrog / 1362 00:58:41,938 --> 00:58:45,233 / A friend needs a friend / 1363 00:58:45,275 --> 00:58:50,613 / A boy needs a dog / 1364 00:58:50,655 --> 00:58:52,323 [Laughs] 1365 00:58:52,365 --> 00:58:54,451 [Music playing] 1366 00:59:06,796 --> 00:59:08,798 / A small hand to shake / 1367 00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:10,550 / Wanna run a race? / 1368 00:59:10,592 --> 00:59:12,427 / For a bowl full of grub / 1369 00:59:12,427 --> 00:59:13,928 / What a funny face / 1370 00:59:13,970 --> 00:59:16,431 / A face to be licked / 1371 00:59:16,431 --> 00:59:19,893 / When a tummy gets rubbed / 1372 00:59:19,934 --> 00:59:23,271 / Like a mom and a dad / 1373 00:59:23,313 --> 00:59:26,358 / Need their bundle of joy / 1374 00:59:26,399 --> 00:59:29,652 BOTH: / A friend needs a friend / 1375 00:59:29,694 --> 00:59:33,281 / A dog needs a boy / 1376 00:59:33,323 --> 00:59:35,283 PRETTY BOY, SOBBING: A classic! 1377 00:59:35,325 --> 00:59:39,412 Even a bird and a cockamamie cat can see that! 1378 00:59:39,454 --> 00:59:42,916 [Sobbing] Yeah. Why couldn't Spot? 1379 00:59:42,957 --> 00:59:44,125 I don't know. 1380 00:59:44,167 --> 00:59:46,711 I guess we all have different dreams, right? 1381 00:59:46,753 --> 00:59:47,712 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1382 00:59:47,754 --> 00:59:50,465 And I guess if you really love someone... 1383 00:59:50,465 --> 00:59:52,133 like I love Spot... 1384 00:59:52,175 --> 00:59:54,386 you gotta let him have his dream, right? 1385 00:59:54,427 --> 00:59:56,805 Even if it's different from your dream, right? 1386 00:59:56,846 --> 00:59:58,431 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1387 00:59:58,473 --> 01:00:00,642 I know what I've gotta do! 1388 01:00:00,684 --> 01:00:03,269 There's only one way for us to be together again. 1389 01:00:03,311 --> 01:00:08,149 I've gotta go to Dr. Krank and have him change me into a dog! 1390 01:00:08,191 --> 01:00:09,859 -Yeah! -Yeah! 1391 01:00:09,901 --> 01:00:10,985 -What?! -What?! 1392 01:00:11,027 --> 01:00:12,445 See ya, guys! 1393 01:00:12,487 --> 01:00:14,197 I mean, woof! 1394 01:00:14,239 --> 01:00:15,323 [Snaps] 1395 01:00:15,365 --> 01:00:17,325 -No! Wait! -No! Wait! 1396 01:00:17,367 --> 01:00:18,451 [Grunts] 1397 01:00:18,493 --> 01:00:19,828 Ow! 1398 01:00:22,580 --> 01:00:24,290 / I can't go on / 1399 01:00:24,332 --> 01:00:27,836 / With just half of my heart / 1400 01:00:27,877 --> 01:00:30,171 / Nothing and no one / 1401 01:00:30,213 --> 01:00:33,883 / Can keep us apart / 1402 01:00:33,925 --> 01:00:36,845 BOTH: / lt's a permanent bond / 1403 01:00:36,886 --> 01:00:40,640 / We can never destroy / 1404 01:00:40,682 --> 01:00:43,601 BlG SCOTT: / A friend needs a friend / 1405 01:00:43,643 --> 01:00:45,895 LEONARD: / A friend needs a friend / 1406 01:00:45,937 --> 01:00:47,272 -/ I've got / -/ A boy / 1407 01:00:47,313 --> 01:00:49,607 -/ Needs a dog / -/ To get back / 1408 01:00:49,649 --> 01:00:51,526 -/ Needs a / -/ To my / 1409 01:00:51,526 --> 01:00:58,199 -/ Dog / -/ Boy / 1410 01:00:58,533 --> 01:01:01,119 Bunky, I'm back! 1411 01:01:01,161 --> 01:01:03,705 Pretty Boy? Jolly? What are you doing here? 1412 01:01:03,747 --> 01:01:06,708 Who is that strange man, and why is he talking to us? 1413 01:01:06,708 --> 01:01:09,836 I don't know. Just act dumb. Uh, tweet. 1414 01:01:09,878 --> 01:01:12,297 Uhh! Meow, meow, meow. 1415 01:01:12,339 --> 01:01:16,051 -Guys, it's me. lt's Spot. -Aah! 1416 01:01:16,092 --> 01:01:18,970 Oh, my. This is what you look like as a man? 1417 01:01:19,012 --> 01:01:20,972 Why? ls something wrong with it? 1418 01:01:21,014 --> 01:01:25,060 No, no. lt was just a shock at first. 1419 01:01:25,101 --> 01:01:26,728 You could use a shave. 1420 01:01:26,770 --> 01:01:29,147 Really? I thought it was kind of edgy. 1421 01:01:29,189 --> 01:01:31,566 But forget that. Where's Leonard? 1422 01:01:31,608 --> 01:01:34,569 Oh, Spot, it's terrible. He just ran out... 1423 01:01:34,569 --> 01:01:37,072 babbling some nonsense about if you can't be his dog... 1424 01:01:37,113 --> 01:01:38,740 then he'll have to get that Dr. Krank... 1425 01:01:38,782 --> 01:01:40,867 to turn him into your dog. 1426 01:01:40,909 --> 01:01:44,329 That crazy kid. Although I guess it could work. 1427 01:01:44,371 --> 01:01:46,748 No! No! What am I saying? 1428 01:01:46,790 --> 01:01:50,251 I've got to save my boy! 1429 01:01:50,293 --> 01:01:52,295 [Dr. Krank muttering] 1430 01:01:54,172 --> 01:01:56,549 [Chuckles] 1431 01:01:56,591 --> 01:01:58,927 This is perfect-- perfect. 1432 01:01:58,968 --> 01:02:00,762 Why, my plan could not have gone any better... 1433 01:02:00,804 --> 01:02:03,223 if I'd had a plan! 1434 01:02:03,264 --> 01:02:06,101 And now I do! 1435 01:02:06,142 --> 01:02:08,061 I'll turn the boy into a dog... 1436 01:02:08,103 --> 01:02:10,939 use him as bait to lure the dog-man... 1437 01:02:10,980 --> 01:02:14,609 and then I'll have the man and the dog! 1438 01:02:14,651 --> 01:02:16,945 Ah ha! Mommy! 1439 01:02:16,986 --> 01:02:19,280 Nothing wacko about that! 1440 01:02:19,322 --> 01:02:21,950 [Laughing] 1441 01:02:21,991 --> 01:02:26,079 Oh, isn't there, Dr. Wacko? 1442 01:02:26,121 --> 01:02:28,248 Ah. You're right on cue. 1443 01:02:28,289 --> 01:02:29,541 [Growls] 1444 01:02:29,582 --> 01:02:30,959 Ohh. 1445 01:02:30,959 --> 01:02:33,253 You really should've seen that coming. 1446 01:02:33,294 --> 01:02:34,629 Ohh! 1447 01:02:34,671 --> 01:02:36,339 I'm sorry, Scott. 1448 01:02:36,381 --> 01:02:39,217 I just wanted us to be together again. 1449 01:02:39,259 --> 01:02:40,719 I did it for us. 1450 01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:43,471 No. I'm the sorry one, Leonard. 1451 01:02:43,513 --> 01:02:45,265 lt's all my fault. 1452 01:02:45,306 --> 01:02:47,976 I shouldn't have messed with nature. 1453 01:02:48,018 --> 01:02:48,977 Oh, haven't you heard? 1454 01:02:49,019 --> 01:02:51,896 My good man, nature is dead. 1455 01:02:51,938 --> 01:02:54,649 Science is king! 1456 01:02:54,691 --> 01:02:57,360 Oh, that is just wrong on so many levels. 1457 01:02:57,402 --> 01:03:01,072 Well, then riddle me this, Dr. Krank. 1458 01:03:01,114 --> 01:03:03,408 Is it science or nature... 1459 01:03:03,450 --> 01:03:04,826 that makes you have to laugh... 1460 01:03:04,868 --> 01:03:07,287 when someone tickles you under the armpits? 1461 01:03:07,328 --> 01:03:08,788 Pretty Boy, Jolly. 1462 01:03:08,830 --> 01:03:11,624 [Laughing] 1463 01:03:11,666 --> 01:03:13,501 Stop it, you guys! 1464 01:03:13,543 --> 01:03:16,796 You keep him busy. I'll take care of Krank. 1465 01:03:16,838 --> 01:03:18,089 You're too late. 1466 01:03:20,300 --> 01:03:22,469 No! 1467 01:03:22,510 --> 01:03:23,970 [Zap] 1468 01:03:24,012 --> 01:03:25,847 Whoa! Whoa! 1469 01:03:25,847 --> 01:03:27,766 Aah! 1470 01:03:27,807 --> 01:03:29,059 Oh, my goodness. 1471 01:03:29,100 --> 01:03:30,435 What? What is it? 1472 01:03:30,477 --> 01:03:32,020 Do I got spinach in my teeth? 1473 01:03:32,062 --> 01:03:34,606 BlG SCOTT: Stop! Wait! 1474 01:03:34,647 --> 01:03:36,024 -Oh! Aah! -Aah! 1475 01:03:36,024 --> 01:03:38,234 You are one butt-ugly man. 1476 01:03:38,276 --> 01:03:41,029 Well, I've been under a little stress lately. 1477 01:03:41,029 --> 01:03:42,697 Whoa! 1478 01:03:42,697 --> 01:03:43,782 Hey! 1479 01:03:43,823 --> 01:03:45,992 Hey! Whoa! What's happened? 1480 01:03:46,034 --> 01:03:47,994 Uh-oh. 1481 01:03:49,704 --> 01:03:51,206 Oh, darn. 1482 01:03:51,206 --> 01:03:54,626 Wait a minute. I've still got this. 1483 01:03:54,668 --> 01:03:56,961 Thank you, Dr. Krank! 1484 01:03:57,003 --> 01:03:58,004 No, no, you fool! 1485 01:03:58,046 --> 01:04:00,340 Quarters only! A nickel will jam it! 1486 01:04:00,382 --> 01:04:01,841 You'll blow us all up! 1487 01:04:01,883 --> 01:04:04,886 That's a chance I'll have to take. 1488 01:04:04,886 --> 01:04:06,888 [Dramatic music playing] 1489 01:04:09,516 --> 01:04:11,726 Say auf wiedersehen... 1490 01:04:11,726 --> 01:04:13,728 -Aah! -Wacko. 1491 01:04:13,728 --> 01:04:16,064 [Zapping] 1492 01:04:16,064 --> 01:04:19,067 Aah! 1493 01:04:19,067 --> 01:04:21,486 [Squeaks, grunts] 1494 01:04:21,528 --> 01:04:22,904 Uhh! 1495 01:04:22,904 --> 01:04:25,156 Cool. 1496 01:04:26,533 --> 01:04:28,743 No! No! Help! [Yowls] 1497 01:04:28,743 --> 01:04:29,869 Uhh! 1498 01:04:29,911 --> 01:04:33,206 Oh, well. To quote the immortal Bard... 1499 01:04:33,248 --> 01:04:36,459 which I don't believe I've yet done in this entire adventure... 1500 01:04:36,501 --> 01:04:38,044 All's well that end's well. 1501 01:04:38,086 --> 01:04:39,254 LEONARD: Scott! Look out! 1502 01:04:39,254 --> 01:04:41,256 [Cracks, fizzles] 1503 01:04:43,925 --> 01:04:47,053 Quick! We got to get out before it blows! 1504 01:04:47,095 --> 01:04:50,682 You go. There's one more thing I've got to do. 1505 01:04:50,724 --> 01:04:53,226 lt's my only chance. 1506 01:04:53,268 --> 01:04:54,936 Scott, what are you doing? 1507 01:04:54,936 --> 01:04:57,355 [Zap] 1508 01:04:57,397 --> 01:04:58,857 [Whoosh] 1509 01:04:58,898 --> 01:05:01,359 [Beeping] 1510 01:05:01,401 --> 01:05:03,903 [Electricity crackling] 1511 01:05:03,945 --> 01:05:05,947 [Boom] 1512 01:05:10,243 --> 01:05:13,121 Scott! Scott! 1513 01:05:14,664 --> 01:05:16,624 [Choral music playing] 1514 01:05:19,878 --> 01:05:22,464 Oh, Scott. 1515 01:05:24,466 --> 01:05:25,842 Stupid machine! 1516 01:05:25,884 --> 01:05:29,304 Stupid, stupid science! 1517 01:05:29,346 --> 01:05:32,140 [Zap] 1518 01:05:32,140 --> 01:05:34,142 [Dramatic music playing] 1519 01:05:43,026 --> 01:05:45,445 Wake up, dear blue Spot. 1520 01:05:45,487 --> 01:05:46,946 Wake up. 1521 01:05:46,988 --> 01:05:51,242 SPOT: Oh, is that you dear Blue Fairy? 1522 01:05:51,284 --> 01:05:53,953 How many times I got to tell you, dog breath? 1523 01:05:53,995 --> 01:05:56,164 I ain't no fairy! 1524 01:05:56,206 --> 01:05:58,958 Spot? ls it really you? 1525 01:06:00,168 --> 01:06:01,670 ln the fur. 1526 01:06:01,836 --> 01:06:04,422 Oh, Spot, you're back! 1527 01:06:04,506 --> 01:06:06,675 I had to come back, bunky. 1528 01:06:06,716 --> 01:06:09,302 I love ya, and I want to be with ya. 1529 01:06:09,344 --> 01:06:11,012 Don't you remember? 1530 01:06:11,054 --> 01:06:12,764 Cue the violins. 1531 01:06:12,806 --> 01:06:16,059 / A friend needs a friend / 1532 01:06:16,101 --> 01:06:19,521 / A friend needs a friend / 1533 01:06:19,562 --> 01:06:21,272 Everybody sing! 1534 01:06:21,314 --> 01:06:23,775 / A boy needs a... / 1535 01:06:23,817 --> 01:06:25,318 / Back on the south end of the leash / 1536 01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:26,528 / ls where my place is / 1537 01:06:26,569 --> 01:06:28,154 / Chasing cars and licking faces / 1538 01:06:28,196 --> 01:06:29,531 / A simple mutt livin' a dog's life / 1539 01:06:29,531 --> 01:06:31,783 / Now I'm in the thrall of nature's call / 1540 01:06:31,825 --> 01:06:34,035 / lt's my destiny to be man's best friend / 1541 01:06:34,035 --> 01:06:35,662 / And to bite your own rear end / 1542 01:06:35,745 --> 01:06:37,956 / And so it's buh-bye to species second guessing / 1543 01:06:37,997 --> 01:06:40,500 / This Rover's learned his lesson / 1544 01:06:40,542 --> 01:06:42,335 / I'm proud to be a dog / 1545 01:06:42,377 --> 01:06:44,671 / The breed of Fido can't be denied-o / 1546 01:06:44,713 --> 01:06:46,631 / Glad to be a dog / 1547 01:06:46,673 --> 01:06:48,675 / And dog enough to beg / 1548 01:06:48,758 --> 01:06:50,301 / A dog you must be / 1549 01:06:50,343 --> 01:06:52,971 / I'll be spot-on / 1550 01:06:53,013 --> 01:06:54,973 -/ Because at last I see / -Shh! 1551 01:06:55,015 --> 01:06:56,391 / That a tree needs a mom / 1552 01:06:56,391 --> 01:06:57,809 LEONARD: / And a sow needs a hog / 1553 01:06:57,851 --> 01:07:00,729 -/ Just like London needs fog / -/ Or a princess a frog / 1554 01:07:00,770 --> 01:07:03,023 / Well, a friend needs a friend / 1555 01:07:03,064 --> 01:07:05,525 BOTH: / A road needs a bend / 1556 01:07:05,567 --> 01:07:06,901 / A film needs an end / 1557 01:07:06,901 --> 01:07:10,321 / A boy needs a dog / 1558 01:07:10,363 --> 01:07:11,990 / Needs a boy, needs a dog / 1559 01:07:12,032 --> 01:07:13,908 / Needs a boy, needs a dog, needs a boy, needs a dog / 1560 01:07:13,908 --> 01:07:15,827 / Boy, dog, boy, dog, boy, dog, boy, dog, boy / 1561 01:07:15,869 --> 01:07:22,751 / Dog / 1562 01:07:22,792 --> 01:07:24,586 Woof! 1563 01:07:26,671 --> 01:07:27,839 [Pop music playing] 1564 01:07:28,798 --> 01:07:29,799 / Hey! / 1565 01:07:29,841 --> 01:07:32,052 [Singer laughs] 1566 01:07:32,093 --> 01:07:34,095 / Teacher's pet / 1567 01:07:34,137 --> 01:07:37,098 / I wanna be teacher's pet / 1568 01:07:37,098 --> 01:07:39,517 / I wanna be huddled and cuddled / 1569 01:07:39,559 --> 01:07:41,895 / As close to you as I can get / 1570 01:07:42,937 --> 01:07:45,732 / Mm-hmm, teacher's pride / 1571 01:07:45,774 --> 01:07:48,610 / I wanna be teacher's pride / 1572 01:07:48,651 --> 01:07:51,071 / I wanna be dated, paraded / 1573 01:07:51,112 --> 01:07:53,031 / The one most likely at your side / 1574 01:07:53,073 --> 01:07:55,283 / I'm burning to learn / 1575 01:07:55,325 --> 01:07:58,578 / I wanna learn all your lips can teach me / 1576 01:07:58,620 --> 01:08:01,247 / One kiss will do at the start / 1577 01:08:01,289 --> 01:08:04,417 / I'm sure with a little homework / 1578 01:08:04,459 --> 01:08:06,211 / I'll graduate to your heart / 1579 01:08:06,252 --> 01:08:08,713 / I'll graduate to your heart / 1580 01:08:08,755 --> 01:08:10,590 / Teacher's pet / 1581 01:08:10,632 --> 01:08:12,676 / I wanna be teacher's pet / 1582 01:08:12,717 --> 01:08:13,927 / Teacher / 1583 01:08:13,968 --> 01:08:15,887 / I wanna take home a diploma / 1584 01:08:15,929 --> 01:08:18,431 / And show Ma that you love her, too / 1585 01:08:18,473 --> 01:08:19,933 / I hope you love me, too / 1586 01:08:19,974 --> 01:08:21,893 / So I can be teacher's pet / 1587 01:08:21,935 --> 01:08:24,646 / Long after school is through / 1588 01:08:24,688 --> 01:08:26,564 / Ah ah ah / 1589 01:08:27,565 --> 01:08:30,485 / I wanna be, I gotta be / 1590 01:08:30,485 --> 01:08:32,487 / I wanna, I gotta / 1591 01:08:34,489 --> 01:08:37,951 / I wanna learn all your lips can teach me / 1592 01:08:37,992 --> 01:08:40,620 / One kiss will do at the start / 1593 01:08:40,662 --> 01:08:43,707 / I'm sure with a little homework / 1594 01:08:43,748 --> 01:08:45,625 / I'll graduate to your heart / 1595 01:08:45,667 --> 01:08:47,627 / I'll graduate to your heart / 1596 01:08:47,669 --> 01:08:48,878 / To your heart / 1597 01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:51,673 / I'll graduate to your heart / 1598 01:08:53,341 --> 01:08:54,884 / I wanna be / 1599 01:08:56,177 --> 01:08:57,178 / I've got to be / 1600 01:08:57,220 --> 01:08:59,014 / Teacher's pet, teacher / 1601 01:08:59,014 --> 01:09:00,098 / I wanna be / 1602 01:09:00,140 --> 01:09:02,142 / T-t-t-teacher's pet, teacher / 1603 01:09:02,183 --> 01:09:03,518 / I've got to be, I want it / 1604 01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:04,644 / I want it, I want it, I want it / 1605 01:09:04,686 --> 01:09:07,188 / I wanna be t-t-t-teacher's pet / 1606 01:09:07,230 --> 01:09:10,692 / I've got to be teacher's pet / 1607 01:09:10,734 --> 01:09:13,695 / I wanna be teacher's pet / 1608 01:09:13,737 --> 01:09:15,947 / I wanna take home a diploma / 1609 01:09:15,989 --> 01:09:18,616 / And show ma that you love me, too / 1610 01:09:18,658 --> 01:09:21,536 / Yeah, so I can be teacher's pet / 1611 01:09:21,578 --> 01:09:22,620 / Teacher / 1612 01:09:22,662 --> 01:09:25,165 / I wanna be teacher's pet / 1613 01:09:25,206 --> 01:09:27,667 / I wanna be teacher's pet / 1614 01:09:27,709 --> 01:09:32,088 / Long after school is through / 1615 01:09:32,130 --> 01:09:33,214 / I wanna, I gotta / 1616 01:09:33,256 --> 01:09:34,841 / Teacher's pet / 1617 01:09:34,883 --> 01:09:36,176 / I wanna be, I gotta be / 1618 01:09:36,217 --> 01:09:37,844 / Teacher's pet / 1619 01:09:37,886 --> 01:09:38,970 / I wanna, I gotta / 1620 01:09:39,012 --> 01:09:40,388 / Teacher's pet / 1621 01:09:40,388 --> 01:09:44,059 / I gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta be teacher's pet / 1622 01:09:44,100 --> 01:09:46,895 / I've got to be teacher's pet / 1623 01:09:46,936 --> 01:09:49,522 / I wanna, wanna be teacher's pet / 1624 01:09:49,564 --> 01:09:52,609 / Long after school / 1625 01:09:52,650 --> 01:09:58,198 / ls through / 1626 01:09:58,239 --> 01:10:00,283 / Yeah / 1627 01:10:00,575 --> 01:10:01,242 [Latin music playing] 1628 01:10:01,326 --> 01:10:03,495 [Singer shouts] 1629 01:10:03,536 --> 01:10:05,538 [People cheering] 1630 01:10:18,718 --> 01:10:20,720 [People cheering] 1631 01:10:22,681 --> 01:10:24,683 [People clapping in rhythm] 1632 01:10:29,854 --> 01:10:31,398 / Mambo / 1633 01:10:31,439 --> 01:10:33,441 [Chorus singing in Spanish] 1634 01:10:37,612 --> 01:10:40,240 / La la la, la la / 1635 01:10:40,281 --> 01:10:42,242 [Chorus singing in spanish] 1636 01:10:48,748 --> 01:10:51,251 / La la la la la / 1637 01:10:51,292 --> 01:10:54,170 / La la la la la / 1638 01:10:54,212 --> 01:10:56,756 / La la la la la / 1639 01:10:56,798 --> 01:10:59,009 / La la la la la-la / 1640 01:11:00,510 --> 01:11:02,512 [Singer shouts] 1641 01:11:03,763 --> 01:11:05,765 [Singer speaking Spanish] 1642 01:11:15,650 --> 01:11:17,277 / Mambo / 1643 01:11:17,318 --> 01:11:19,279 [Chorus singing in Spanish] 1644 01:11:34,753 --> 01:11:36,546 / La la la, la la / 1645 01:11:36,588 --> 01:11:37,547 / Mambo / 1646 01:11:37,839 --> 01:11:39,799 [Swing music playing] 1647 01:11:40,759 --> 01:11:41,718 MEN: / Hot diggity dog / 1648 01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:44,637 WOMEN: / Ooh ooh ooh / 1649 01:11:44,679 --> 01:11:46,431 / Yeah, yeah / 1650 01:11:46,473 --> 01:11:49,059 / Yeah, yeah / 1651 01:11:49,100 --> 01:11:52,103 / Ooh, dig that dog / 1652 01:11:52,145 --> 01:11:53,355 / Hot diggity dog / 1653 01:11:53,355 --> 01:11:56,232 / Bow wow wow / 1654 01:11:56,274 --> 01:11:58,234 / Bow wow / 1655 01:11:58,276 --> 01:12:00,487 / Wow wow / 1656 01:12:00,528 --> 01:12:04,449 / Ooh, dig that dog / 1657 01:12:04,491 --> 01:12:06,242 / Dog, boy, dog, boy, doggy, boy, dog / 1658 01:12:06,284 --> 01:12:08,244 / Boy, dog, boy, dog, boy, doggy, boy / 1659 01:12:08,286 --> 01:12:10,080 / Boy, dog, boy, dog, here, doggy, boy / 1660 01:12:10,121 --> 01:12:11,956 / Dog, boy, doggy, boy, diggity-dog, boy / 1661 01:12:11,998 --> 01:12:13,208 -/ Dog, boy / -/ Boy, dog / 1662 01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:14,334 -/ Boy, dog / -/ Dog, boy / 1663 01:12:14,376 --> 01:12:16,252 BOTH: / Hot, hot, hot diggity dog / 1664 01:12:16,294 --> 01:12:18,088 [Woman scats] 1665 01:12:18,129 --> 01:12:21,216 / Yeah, hot diggity dog / 1666 01:12:21,257 --> 01:12:23,635 [Continues scatting] 1667 01:12:23,677 --> 01:12:26,137 / Ooh, dig that dog / 1668 01:12:30,475 --> 01:12:32,060 ALL: / Hot diggity dog / 1669 01:12:33,395 --> 01:12:35,355 [Swing music playing] 1670 01:12:43,321 --> 01:12:45,240 / Though money may be / 1671 01:12:45,281 --> 01:12:47,450 / The root of all evil / 1672 01:12:47,492 --> 01:12:51,246 / Money, it might not buy you love / 1673 01:12:51,246 --> 01:12:53,081 / Money won't bring you happiness / 1674 01:12:53,123 --> 01:12:55,083 / Or grow new hair or cure your stress / 1675 01:12:55,125 --> 01:12:58,712 / Won't get you to the pearly gates above / 1676 01:12:58,753 --> 01:13:00,672 / But there's a bunch of things that money can do / 1677 01:13:00,714 --> 01:13:02,674 / Put a shirt on your back and a shine on your shoe / 1678 01:13:02,716 --> 01:13:04,843 / When the cash shows up, I don't say "Boo" / 1679 01:13:04,884 --> 01:13:06,594 / I take the money and run / 1680 01:13:06,594 --> 01:13:09,097 / 'Cause love can't buy a fancy car / 1681 01:13:09,139 --> 01:13:10,807 / Or fill your tank / 1682 01:13:10,849 --> 01:13:12,600 / lf you want the finer things / 1683 01:13:12,642 --> 01:13:14,102 / You'd better break the bank / 1684 01:13:14,102 --> 01:13:16,229 / 'Cause if there's one sure thing that money can do / 1685 01:13:16,271 --> 01:13:18,231 / Put the pedal to the metal when the rent comes due / 1686 01:13:18,273 --> 01:13:20,108 / When the money shows up, baby, don't say "Boo" / 1687 01:13:20,150 --> 01:13:21,651 / Just take the money and run / 1688 01:13:21,693 --> 01:13:23,486 / Oh, yeah, take the money and run / 1689 01:13:23,528 --> 01:13:26,531 / Go, man, grab your stash, get your cash / 1690 01:13:26,573 --> 01:13:28,158 / We're gonna have a bash / 1691 01:13:28,199 --> 01:13:31,536 / Take the money and run / 1692 01:13:32,370 --> 01:13:35,707 Ripped by: killer77 110518