Original subtitles

?Are you ready, kids-

.KIDS: Aye aye, captain

.I can't hear you-

.KIDS: Aye aye, captain

THEME SONG: Oh, who lives in ?a pineapple under the sea

.SpongeBob SquarePants

,Absorbent, and yellow .and porous is he

.SpongeBob SquarePants

If nautical nonsense .be something you wish

.SpongeBob SquarePants

Then drop on the deck .and flop like a fish

.SpongeBob SquarePants

?Ready

.SpongeBob SquarePants

.SpongeBob SquarePants

.SpongeBob SquarePants

.SpongeBob SquarePants

[LAUGHTER]

[BUBBLING]

,MR. KRABS: Come on .SpongeBob, it's quitting time

[CLICK]

.I've got a card game tonight

Who you playing- ?cards with, Mr. Krabs

I'm going over to the Chum- .Bucket to play with Plankton

[GASP]

?Plankton-

But Mr. Krabs, he's .your arch-enemy

He's been trying to steal the .Krabby Patty formula for years

[SMACK]

.Ouch-

Why would you play- ?cards with him

,Between you and me- Plankton is the worst

.card player in Bikini Bottom

Why, I've been taking him to the cleaners every Thursday night

.for 15 years

.I never lose

[LAUGHTER]

[SOBBING]

[LAUGHTER]

Taking him to the- .cleaners, that's a hot one

How'd the card game go .last night, Mr. Krabs

.I lost-

.Barnacles, Mr. Krabs-

?How much money did you lose

.I didn't lose any money-

--I lost

Don't tell me you- .lost the Krusty Krab

--I lost-

Mr. Krabs, please- tell me you didn't

lose the Krabby .Patty secret formula

!I lost you-

?What-

I bet your- .contract, and I lost

[LAUGHING]

.Good one, Mr. Krabs-

Well, I got to go make .those Krabby Patties

.Ugh

.MUMBLING] D'oh]

I'm afraid you don't- .work here anymore

Please tell me- .this isn't a joke

.Go on, Mr. Krabs-

.Tell him

Tell him all about .your cruel, sick joke

As much as I love- ,cruel, sick jokes

.I'm afraid he's not joking

.You work for me now, SpongeBob

Time to put on the official .Chum Bucket bucket helmet

[CLANG]

[SCREAMS]

But Mr. Krabs, I don't- .want to work for him

I want to work for you .here at the Krusty Krab

[SOBBING]

.I'm sorry, boy-

[SOBBING]

.It's all my fault

,What kind of cold- heartless person

would break apart such ?a loving relationship

!SINGING) I would)

!Ah-

!SpongeBob-

!Mr. Krabs-

[CLANG]

[CLINK]

This is your greatest- .blunder, Krabs

For 15 years, I've been ,throwing those card games

.just waiting for you to slip up

I may not have the precious ,Krabby Patty formula

but I got the next best .thing-- the guy who makes them

I'm going to run you .out of business, Krabs

!Mr. Krabs-

!SpongeBob-

[CRYING]

?Can I have my arms back

[BUBBLING]

?I-- what is this place-

[MECHANICAL NOISES]

!Ah-

[BUZZING]

!Oh, no-

[SLAM]

OK, I'm ready for- .my Krabby Patty

,Actually, Mr. Plankton- --sir, I haven't, uh

.Perhaps you don't understand-

.You work for me now

And as your new boss, I command you

to make me a patty this instant, or I'll

be forced to remove your brain and implant it

.in my robot chef

[CHUGGING]

.So get cooking

[SPRING]

[BLAST]

[BEEPING]

,The sign says kitchen- .but my heart says gaol

SINGING) A stove is a stove) .no matter where you go

.SINGING) A patty is a patty)-

.That's what I say

.SINGING) A grill is a grill)-

.This is surely so

SINGING) And fries)- .should be fries either way

SINGING) But this)- .grill is not a home

.This is not the stove I know

SINGING) I would)- trade it all away

.if you'd come back to stay

MR. KRABS AND (SPONGEBOB: (SINGING

This kitchen's not .the same without you

SINGING) It's)- .just a greasy spoon

SINGING) Just a greasy spoon)-

:MR. KRABS AND SPONGEBOB .SINGING) Without you)

[SOBBING]

?What is he doing-

?All these tears

?And the show tunes

?Why isn't he making the patties

.Forget it

I'm going with plan B. I'll put .his brain in the robot chef

[CHUGGING]

COMPUTER: You know .that never works

.The answer is obvious

To get to the SpongeBob, you must

show him compassion .and understanding

Then he'll give .you what you want

?Will you be quiet-

.I'm thinking

.I've got it

To get to the SpongeBob, I'll show

him compassion .and understanding

.Then he'll give me what I want

[BUBBLING]

[ZAPPING]

[GRUMBLING]

.Hey-

!Ah-

.I'm sorry, Plankton

.I'm trying my best

I'm not used to .cooking this way

.Please don't take my brain out

.Hold it, SpongeBob-

I'm capable of compassion .and understanding

?Really-

Then I'd like to go .back to the Krusty Krab

.Let's not get carried away-

Now what can I do to make you more

comfortable here .at the Chum Bucket

Well, I usually- .cook on a grill

!You got it-

[BUBBLING]

[GRUNTS]

Well, it wasn't easy, but here .it is-- one old frying grill

?How about we try it out

Uh, it's just that I'm used- .to the grill facing that way

.Say no more-

.I'll take care of everything

[GRUNTING]

?How about here

.A little more to the left-

[GRUNTING]

?How's this, SpongeBob-

.Move it over a little more-

[GRUNTING]

?Here-

.Keep going-

[GRUNTING]

?Here-

.Almost-

.That's it

.Just a little more

[GRUNTING]

!Perfect-

.Right there

[GROWLING]

.I don't know

Something still .doesn't feel right

[BUBBLING]

PLANKTON: Just a few .more steps, SpongeBob

.OK

.Go ahead

.Take it off

It's an exact replica of .the Krusty Krab kitchen

.Oh, it is an exact replica-

,Here's the sink ,the greasy fryers

--the squeaky floorboards

[SQUEAKING]

.and that thing--

One Krabby Patty .coming up, Mr. Krabs

[SOBBING]

.Oh, Mr. Krabs

.Don't cry, SpongeBob-

I'll show you it's much .better working for me

Is there anything that old skinflint

?Krabs wouldn't let you have

Well, there is one- .thing I've always wanted

[BUBBLING]

.Wow-

So now do you- have everything you

need to make some ?Krabby Patties

--Well-

?You ready to make some patties-

Wait until I- .finish my ice cream

?How about those patties-

!Ah-

!Faster

!Faster

!Faster

[BUBBLING]

And then the littlest- .sea elf said-- oof

?Huh

[SNORING]

!You

[GROWLING]

.Steady, Plankton

It's all going to .pay off soon enough

[CRASH]

.Hey there, sleepyhead

?What do you say

All the preparation- .is making me hungry

.Me too-

You know what would ?really hit the spot

Why don't you whip us up a .couple of Krabby Patties

.Mm-

I'm kind of in the .mood for tacos

.Ha, ha-

.Good one, SpongeBob

But really, why don't you go ?ahead and make us a patty

[YAWNS]

.No-

.I don't really feel like it

.But I don't understand-

You have the grill, and the .spatula, and the comfy chair

.I rubbed your putrid feet

,Tell you what, half pint- ?why don't you ask me later

.Grr-

I command you to make !me a patty this instant

!No-

!Don't back sass me-

.Blah, blah, blah, blah-

?What-

[RAZZES]

.That's it, mister-

You just lost your .brain privileges

[BUBBLING]

[ZAPPING]

!Finished-

.SpongeBob, come in here

Or should I say RobotBob ?SpongeShiftPants

I put the brain in ?the robot, you know

You shouldn't have .been a spoiled brat

You see, I always .get what I want

And I want you to make .me a Krabby Patty

[BEEPING]

Beep, beep, doo- .ba deep deep do

Response-- why don't ?you ask me later

?What-

!What

.Get welded-

.Wait I command you-

.Make me a Krabby Patty

.I don't wanna-

[SLURP]

!Ah-

Well, old girl, this looks- .like our final chapter

!Oh

SNIVELLING) I)- .can't take anymore

You've got to take that .yellow nightmare back

.It's not worth it

I'm better off stealing a .Krabby Patty fair and square

Um, well, a deal's- .a deal, Plankton

.He's your headache now

!Oh, please-

!Have mercy, Krabs

.I'll do anything

.I beg of you

How about you give me $50, and- .I'll take him off your hands

!It's a deal-

.I cheated anyway

Now be gone with- .you, you puny pest

.Thank you-

[CRASH]

.Ouch

My brain and I are glad- .to be back, Mr. Krabs

.Glad to have you back, lad-

.Now, get to those patties

.The lunch rush is a coming

.Ah-

.I don't feel like it

Why don't you ask ?me later, Krabby

[LAUGHTER]

I mean, I'm working all .day for free, my treat

MR. KRABS: That's what .I thought you said

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[BUBBLING]

.NARRATOR: Well, well

?What is this

.Ah, the artist at sea

Let us watch and see the .fruits of his struggle

[DING]

Oh it seems as if .inspiration has struck

[KISS]

[MUMBLING]

.Oop-

.My pencil

?What

.Oh

NARRATOR: The artist has learned --the first lesson of the sea

.always being a spare pencil

!No-

.OK-

?Ready, Patrick

.One

.Two-

.PATRICK AND SPONGEBOB: Three

[BLOWING]

.Scissors beats paper, Patrick-

[LAUGHTER]

One-

.PATRICK AND SPONGEBOB: Two

.Three-

[BLOWING]

Patrick, how come ?you always do paper

[POP]

[CRASH]

[SCREAMING]

?What is that thing, SpongeBob-

.It looks like a giant pencil-

.Go touch it-

.It is a giant pencil, Patrick-

Let's draw some giant .pictures with it

?What you drawing-

.Stand back, Patrick-

I can't draw with you .breathing down my neck

.Pfft-

.Artists

.It's a jellyfish-

.Pretty good, SpongeBob-

But it's lacking .basic construction

And your perspective .leaves a lot to be desired

,SPONGEBOB: Eh .everybody's a critic

[SLURPING]

SpongeBob, your- .drawing's coming to life

Ha, ha, that's more- .like it, Mr. Critic

!No-

.I mean it's swimming away

Do you know what- ?this means, Patrick

Your art can never- .hang in a museum

It means we found- .a magic pencil

Now all I need is- a magic moustache

and all my dreams .will have come true

.Ha, ha, ha-

.Coming right up

!Life is good-

[POP]

[FLUTTER]

.Easy come, easy go-

,SQUIDWARD: Squidward ,if you had some hair

you'd be the most gorgeous .creature in the sea

.You've got looks, talent

All you need is a !full head of-- hair

.My turn-

.Be careful, Patrick-

Being an artist is a .heavy responsibility

Each work of art is like a child .and must be treated as such

.Come on-

I was just going .to draw a cartoon

.OK-

?Why didn't you say so

.Hey, another jellyfish-

.It's Squidward, silly-

[MUMBLING]-

Kind of creepy- .looking when it moves

.You're right, SpongeBob-

.We can't let him go into town-

[MUMBLING]

.Poor Squidward-

[DING]

Hey, my brain just- .hatched an idea

[LAUGHTER]

.This is going to be classic

I think I fancy a- .stroll around the park

[DOORBELL]

?SPONGEBOB: Oh, Squidward

?What do you want-

?Hello

?What's this

Someone left me some .money for a perm

[LAUGHTER]

.Come to Harry

!Ow

[LAUGHTER]

!SpongeBob-

!Oh, my hair

!SpongeBob

[SLAM]

[LAUGHTER]

.Wait-

.I've got another idea

.This will be the ultimate prank

.I'll draw me

And when Squidward answers .the door, it won't be me

[LAUGHTER]

.Aw, look at him

?Ain't he a doll

.All he needs is a tie

.Ready for action

[MUMBLING]

[LAUGHTER]

.PATRICK: He's going to the door

[GIGGLING]

[KNOCKING]

.He's knocking at the door-

[DOOR OPENS]

Squidward's answering --the door and

!Oh-

!Ow

!Ow

!Ow, ow, ow

.He's beating up Squidward-

.Ha, ha, ha

!Ow-

!Ouch

.Ow, ow, ow, ow

!DoodleBoy, stop-

!Ow-

[CRASH]

.Ow

[MUMBLING]

.Ugh-

[MUMBLING]

.He's got the pencil

?What have I done-

.We've got to find him

[BUBBLING]

?Where could he possibly be

Maybe he's in that- .poorly drawn pineapple

.Come on-

.Let's go

.I'm not going in there-

.Come on, Patrick-

.I'm right behind you

.Baby steps

.Almost there

[SCREAMS]

[THUD]

.What just happened-

[MUMBLING]

.Come on, Patrick-

.Give me a boost up

Can't we just stay down- ?here where it's safe

.No way-

,I created this monster .and I've got to stop him

.Oof-

[MUMBLING]

?See what I mean, Patrick-

?Where's the leak, ma'am-

[SCREAM]

[CRASH]

?You OK, Patrick-

!PATRICK: Finland

[MUMBLING]

[BUBBLING]

[MUMBLING]

.There he is-

.He's hideous-

He makes me sick .just looking at him

,Those big, bulgy eyes ,that square body

,those two buck teeth !and that stupid tie

.Uh, ahem-

Oh, but it looks good- .on you, SpongeBob

.Ha, ha

[MUMBLING]

.He's putting down the pencil-

.This is our chance

On the count of three, we'll .jump out and surprise him

!Oh, boy-

.A surprise party

?Is it his birthday

[CRASH]

[MUMBLING]

!Patrick-

!Patrick

!Do something

!Happy birthday-

Ah-

.Here's your present-

[THUNK]

.You're welcome

[MUMBLING]

.Hold it right there, Doodle-

I brought you into this world, and now I'm

.going to take you out

?Any last words

[MUMBLING]

.I, I'm sorry-

?What was that

[MUMBLING SLOWLY]

[SQUEAKING]

[MOANING]

[CRASH]

.Hold still, Doodle-

.This is for your own good

.Take that

.And this

.And this

.And that

.And this

.This

.That

.This

.That

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMS]

,I am SpongeBob !destroyer of evil

.Take it easy-

.It's just a drawing

Well, that takes care- ?of that, eh, Patrick

.Done and done-

[SQUEAKING]

[BUBBLING]

Gee, Gary, you should- .have been there

.It sure was exciting

But you know, I kind of .miss the little Doodle

.He was like a son to me

But I am glad that things .are back to normal

.Well, good night, sweet prince

.Meow-

.Good night magic pencil-

[SNORING]

[DOOR OPENS]

[CLICK]

[CLICK]

[TOILET FLUSHES]

[SNORING]

[DOOR OPENS]

[SCRIBBLING]

.Oh, hey magic pencil-

?What are you doing up

Drawing yourself ?a glass of water

[LAUGHTER]

!Ah

!DoodleBob

?No hard feelings, right

[SCRIBBLING]

[SCREAMS]

What do you think ?you're doing, Doodle

.You Doodle-

.Me SpongeBob

[SCREAM]

[RIP]

[SCREAMS]

[CRASH]

[SCREAM]

[MUMBLING]

[SQUEAKING]

?Huh-

[SQUEAKING]

[MUMBLING]

[SCREAM]

.Be careful with that thing-

.Who knows what will happen

.I nose

[MUMBLING]

[LAUGHTER]

.Very funny, Doodle-

.Now it's my turn

[GRUNTING]

[SNAP]

[SCRIBBLING]

.Well, Doodle

.It looks like this is a draw

[PING]

[BUZZING]

[PING]

.You've made your point

.No matter

I was voted most .artistic in high school

[SMASH]

.SQUIDWARD: Ouch

SpongeBob, you're .going to pay for that

.Uh, maybe it was most clumsy-

[SCREAMS]

[MUMBLING]

[CHIMES]

?Huh-

[MUMBLING]

?Huh-

.Paper

.Page for Mr. Doodle

[SMACK]

[CHIMES]

,PATRICK: Hey, SpongeBob ?what's with all the ruckus

Take a look for- .yourself, Patrick

[GASP]

.It's the evil Doodle-

.No, no-

.Not evil

He was just a two-dimensional creature

lost in our three-dimensional ,aquatic world

.longing for a purpose

?So he's a drawing-

.Exactly-

?See how happy he is

.He still looks kind of creepy-

[BUBBLING]

Oh, great magic- pencil, your powers

are too mighty for ,us ocean-dwellers

so I will send you back to the magic kingdom

.from where you came

?Are you already, Patrick

.Ready-

[BOUNCE]

--NARRATOR: We rejoin the artist

[SNORE]

.in a creative slump--

[SPLASH]

?ARTIST: Huh

?What's, what's this

!My pencil

[LAUGHTER]

.Here we go

.SNAP] Oh]

NARRATOR: The second most important rule for the artist

at sea-- always bring .a pencil sharpener

!No-

[MUSIC PLAYING]