Original subtitles

?THEME SONG: Are you ready, kids

!Aye, aye, captain

!I can't hear you

!Aye, aye, captain

Oh-- Who lives in a ?pineapple under the sea

!SpongeBob SquarePants

Absorbent and yellow .and porous is he

!SpongeBob SquarePants

If nautical nonsense --be something you wish

!SpongeBob SquarePants

Then drop on the deck .and flop like a fish

!SpongeBob SquarePants

?Ready

!SpongeBob SquarePants

!SpongeBob SquarePants

!SpongeBob SquarePants

!SpongeBob SquarePants

[LAUGHTER]

NARRATOR: Ah, another beautifully day

in Bikini Bottom's ,own jellyfish fields

an untamed world of natural order, where

the little jellyfish jellies roam

.free across the salty seascape

And where there is jellyfish, there

.is is the jellyfish hunter

.La, la, la, la la-

.La, la la, la, la

You're my twelfth .catch of the day

.I'm going to call you Twelvie

!Cootchie cootchie coo

[LOUD SNEEZE]

!Bye, Twelvie

[BUZZING]

[ELECTRIC CHARGE]

!Oh

!It's you

[THUMP]

Well, it's just .you and me again

I've caught and named every jellyfish

in this field at least .once, except you, No-Name

[BUZZING TAUNT]

!Blululululululululululu

!Blululululu

[HEART BEATING]

[PANTING]

!Blululululululululu

!Gotcha

[BUZZING]

!Barnacles

?How does he do that

.Someday I'll catch old No-Name

I'm going on my lunch .break, Mr. Krabs

.You got five minutes-

!Wow-

!One more minute than yesterday

!SpongeBob ready for launch

[ROCKET NOISES]

[GNAWING]

!Yum

!Yum

!GULPING] Yeah]

[GNAWING]

Hey, Buddy, what- ?the heck is that

.Why, this is a hole, good sir-

,You see, I am a sponge --and we typically

.Not that-

!That

It's just a little- old krabby patty

.smothered in jellyfish jelly

I call it a krabby patty .with jellyfish jelly

?Could I try some-

!Sure-

[GULPING]

!Amazing-

I've got to tell !someone about this

!SINGING) Hey, all you people)

!Hey, all you people

Hey, all you people ?won't you listen to me

,I just had a sandwich .no ordinary sandwich

A sandwich filled !with jellyfish jelly

Hey, man, you've got .to try this sandwich

.It's no ordinary sandwich

It's the tastiest .sandwich in the sea

[SCAT SINGING]

[APPLAUSE]

.Heh, heh

!Thank you

SpongeBob, who's playing- ?Squidward's records again

.No one, Mr. Krabs-

I was just sharing my jellyfish .jelly with the customers

[GNAWING]

.Here, Mr. Krabs

Send your taste .buds on a journey

[SNIFFING]-

Messing with the ?patties' formula

!That's mutiny

--Why I ought to

Sir, this is the greatest- .thing I've ever eaten

I'm going to come back here for lunch every day

.for the rest of my life

,CASH REGISTER DING] Hey] ?Buddy, you all right

[BLUBBERING]

?You OK, Mr. K-

SpongeBob, I got a- .proposition for you

How's about you go catch me .some of those little money fish

!Oh boy-

,Getting paid to jellyfish !that's my life's dream

.Well, keep dreaming-

.This will be on your time

!Aye, aye, sir-

Now go get me some- --jellyfish and make it

[BUZZING]

.Quick --

,Uh, SpongeBob we're going to need

.more than one puny jellyfish

But, sir, how many- ?jellyfish do you need

SpongeBob, we have a whole ecosystem

,full of hungry .paying customers

.Oh no

.Don't tell me

You've stopped caring .for the customer

.GASP] No]-

!Never

Then go out there and- !get me some more jellies

.OK, Mr. Krabs-

Just make sure the .jellyfish are comfortable

.They are oh so sensitive

.Oh-

I'll keep them comfortable .all right-- inside me wallet

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

[BUZZING]

[PANTING]

.Here you go, Mr. Krabs-

I'm going to need- !more than that, boy

.More jellies, Mr. Krabs-

.Oh, that will never do-

!More

!More, SpongeBob

[SQUEAKING WHEELS]

What don't you ?understand about more

!More

!More

!More

!More

!More

!More

!More

!More

!More

!More

!More

!More

!More

.Well, there's no more-

!Now that's jellyfishing

[HUMMING]

[BUZZING]

[HUMMING]

It feels like (somebody (SHOUTING

!wants to sell me something

[WIND GUSTS]

.I told you was on to us-

[BUZZING]

[PANTING]

[BUZZING]

[PANTING]

SHOUTING) I'm not interested)- !in anything you're selling

[PANTING]

!Gee, it sure felt like-- bah

.I must be working too hard

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

!I'll get it, Gary

.Hello, SpongeBob's house

.SpongeBob speaking

[HEAVY BREATHING]

?Hello-

[HEAVY BREATHING]

[DIAL TONE]

[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]-- .Wrong number

NERVOUS LAUGHTER] I]-- guess Gary forgot to pay

.the electric bill [NERVOUS LAUGHTER]

[CREAKING DOOR]

?Gary-

?Is that you

!SHOUTING) Gary)

.Uh, yeah, good idea, Gary

There's probably some .candles in the kitchen

!Hello

?What's this

How did you get in ?here, oh delicious one

A little snack will .calm my nerves

.Mmm

.A krabby patty with blue jelly

!Aah

?SCREAMING) Blue jelly)

.PANICKY) Hello, No-Name)

?What's happening

.MUFFLED) No-Name, let me out)

What are you going ?to do with me

.PU

?What smells like big business

Hey, I don't remember .that factory

?Huh

!Ah

?What is this horrible place

(ROBOTIC VOICE) .Cootchie cootchie coo

What kind of monster is- ?responsible for this horror

.That's it, boys-

Keep that gelatinous .gold a' flowing

[LAUGHTER]

?Mr. Krabs-

!No

Now I know why you .brought me here

?But what can we do

[DANCE MUSIC]

!Mr. Krabs-

!Stop this madness

!Stop it right now

Hey, hey, hey-- this isn't- .what it looks like, SpongeBob

,Why, uh, we're just, uh, uh .having a little tea party

!Oh boy, a tea party-

[BUZZING]

.You tricked me, Mr. Krabs

I wouldn't have collected all those jellyfish had

I known that this .was their fate

!This isn't right

Jellyfish need wide-open .space and fresh air

.Easy, boy-

?What are you doing with that

Something that should have !been done a long time ago

!Noooo-

The squeaky bolt on this- .door was driving me crazy

.Whew-

And now I'm going to- !set these jellyfish free

.Well, you can't-

The door is voice activated, and it

.will only open if I say open

[LOUD BUZZING]

!Freedom

!Freedom

!You'll never catch me-

?What

!Blasted exercise craze

[SCREAMING]

!Goodbye, friends-

.I'm taking jelly off the menu-

He really got- !burned on that deal

LAUGHING] All is] .as it should be

I promise never to use this net for anything but pure sport

.again

Jellyfish aren't meant .to be captured forever

!Oh No-Name

.I guess I can name you now

.I'll call you Friend

[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]

ANNOUNCER: Welcome, sports fans, to the 21st annual Bikini

!Bottom Fry Cook Games

[FLOURISH]

I declare these- !Fry Cook Games open

[BEEP]

[FLOURISH]

I declare these- !Fry Cook Games open

[EXPLOSION]

!CROWD: Oh

ANNOUNCER: So begin the .21st Fry Cook Games

,I'm a realistic fish head and it's a beautiful day here

at Bikini Bottoms' .Fast Food Coliseum

They come from everywhere ,microwaves hum, patties sizzle

and heat lamps keep the fast .food spirit warm and soggy

But the real story is the bitter rivalry

between former competitors Mr. Krabs of The Krusty Krab

.and Plankton of the Chum Bucket

Who could forget the year Mr. Krabs

a gold for this ?500-pickle clean-and-jerk

.Not Plankton

Or when Plankton won the hearts of millions

by performing this perfect onion-ring routine

?with a broken antenna

[GRUNTING]

.Krabs wasn't moved

[SPITTING]

And now late word is that- this year, the Krusty Krab

will be represented by a new competitor on what is perhaps

the greatest day .of his young life

This is perhaps the greatest- ,day of my young like

Mr. Krabs. [PANTING] I can't believe I'm representing

the Krusty Krab in .the Fry Cook Games

To bring home the gold is to bring

honour and glory .to the Krusty Krab

And all that free publicity- .will bring in customers

.So don't lose

!Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs-

!Krusty Krab

!Krusty Krab

--Krusty Crab

.Hey, SpongeBob-

.Hi, Patrick-

!Krusty Krab

!Krusty Krab

[Krusty Krab-- [GRUNTING

Are you trying to- ?move the ground

.You'll never move it like that

!You got to get underneath it

.Come on, Patrick-

I'm trying to train .for the games

?Games-

?Can I play

.Aw, sorry, Patrick-

.You have to be a fry cook

?Be a fry cook-

?Is that all I gotta do

.That'll be easy

?What do you mean, easy-

?How hard could it be-

They don't let just- .anybody be a fry cook

.We're an elite corps

.Doh, come on-

.You're just flipping patties

!Hey-

Flipping is not as .easy as it sounds

[SIZZLE]-

?Why don't you go home, Patrick-

You can complete in the laying .under a rock all day games

GASP] Well at least I]-- !don't polish my fingernails

!GASP] You take that back]-

,Fingernails- !fingernails, fingernails

You don't even- !have fingernails

I cannot believe- !what I am hearing

?How can you hear it-

!You don't have ears either

!FRUSTRATED) Holes)-

!Holes

!Cone head-

!Yellow-

!Pink-

I'm going to get a job as a- !fry cook, and it will be easy

!Fine-

[GRUNTING]

!Krusty Krab

!Krusty Krab

!Krusty Krab

SNIFFING] What's]-- ?that smell in the air

!I spell Plankton

?Oh yeah-

[Well I smell-- [SNIFFING .Phew, he's right

.I love messing things up-

Are you ready to- ?do or die, Krabs

,Always ready- .Plankton, always ready

.Mmm good-

Because today the Chum Bucket .is going to kick your carapus

.That's what you think-

.But I got me a champion

.SpongeBob, show him

.Look at him-

.In his prime

!You ain't got no chance

That's where- .you're wrong, Krabs

For I too have

.a champion

,Ladies and gentlemen- turn your attention

.to the southwest corridor

Other way, (UNDER .BREATH) imbeciles

!And stop

!Perfect

,Representing the Chum Bucket ,a creature so fearsome

so terrible, so mind-bendingly large that those of you

with weak constitutions may .want to leave the stadium

!I got to get out of here-

!Too late-

.Ready or not, here he comes

,Quake with fear !you mortal fools

Bow down before the --awesome might of

[EXPLOSION]

This huge guy was carrying the !real contestant, Patrick Star

Patrick, what are- ?you doing here

.You're not a fry cook

.Oh yes I am, Mr- .SpongeBob SuperiorPants

.Check it out

I've been working for the Chum .Bucket for almost five minutes

Well it doesn't matter- anyway, because you're

.going eat my dust

.Nuh uh

.I'm eating my own dust

!Not if I eat it first-

Yellow-

!Pink-

.I can't believe it, Mr. Krabs

.I thought Patrick was my friend

?Friend-

.Not in here, he ain't

?What do you mean-

.He's not really your friend-

?He's not-

He's plotting your- .downfall right now

?He is-

He's going to stab- .you in the back

!He wouldn't

.Of course he would

.Just look at him

.Square, the shape of evil

He's making a mockery- .of your profession

Are we going to let some pretender take away

?what belongs to the Krusty Krab

!No

.Then get mean

.I'm mean-

.Get angry

!SHOUTING) I'm angry)-

Now get out there- .and win that meadow

[SCREAMING]

.Aaaah-

ANNOUNCER: For our first .event, the deep fry pole vault

Win this one for- .the Krusty Krab

!For the Krusty Krab-

[SPLAT]

!CROWD: Oh

!Yea

[CHEERING]

Win this one because- .I told you to

!Because you told me too-

[GRUNTING]

!Fish sticks-

!Get your fish sticks here

--ANNOUNCER: The next event .the chocolate high dive

Make way for the real- .fry cook, Patrick

ANNOUNCER: For his dive, SpongeBob

will be attempting a full banana .fudge pop with two sticks

.And now, absolute silence

[DRUM ROLL]

SCREAMING) I)- !scream for ice cream

!ANNOUNCER: Perfect entry

--And toasted almonds .that's unexpected

!He stuck it

And just look at .that even coating

[SQUEAKING]

.Top that, Pinky-

!Almonds-

.Curse him, that's good

But perhaps a bit too .highbrow for this crowd

He thinks he's --better than them

[GASPING]-

!Better than you-

[GASPING]-

Now get up there and show- him how the common man

prepares his frozen !dairy traits

[ROARING]-

ANNOUNCER: Patrick will be --resurrecting an old favourite

the single scoop strawberry .cone with a chocolate dip

[CREAKING]

!Just look at that concentration

Oh, a little shaky .on that entry

!But just look at that form

.Take that, Yellow Bow-

.Laugh while you can, Pinky-

.It's not over yet

.That's what you think-

.But it's not over yet

.It's not over yet-

With the score tied, we go to our final event-- thumb

.wrestling

?Who will take home the gold

--Mr. Krabs of the Krusty Krab

Don't forget-- he- .called ye Yellow

[GNASHING TEETH]-

ANNOUNCER: Or Plankton ?of the Chum Bucket

Don't forget, he- !called you Pink

[GROWLING]

[SCREAMING]

[DING]

[SCREAMING AND ROARING]

.Worked at the Chum Bucket-

.This is personal

[SCREAMING]

!SCREAMING) No)-

!My name's not Rick

[POUNDING AND YELLING]

.I don't like idea you-

.I don't like you more-

.I never liked you-

I a thousand times- .never liked you

!Pink-

!Yellow-

[GRUNTING AND GROANING]

[RIPPING FABRIC]

[GASPING]

?SPONGEBOB: Yellow

?PATRICK: Pink

.You do care-

[SOBBING]

Let's promise never- .to fight again, buddy

.Yeah, pal-

.Let's go home

[WHISTLING]-

[BOOING]

!Hey-

?Where you going

Get back here and !kill each other

PATRICK: You're my .best friend ever

.SPONGEBOB: You too, Patrick

PATRICK: You know, these were .white when I bought them

[MUSIC PLAYING]