Original subtitles

?Are you ready, kids-

.KIDS: Aye, aye, Captain

!I can't hear you-

.KIDS: Aye, aye, Captain

THEME SONG: Oh, who lives in ?a pineapple under the sea

.Spongebob Squarepants

,Absorbent, and yellow .and porous is he

.Spongebob Squarepants

If nautical nonsense be something

you wish-- Spongebob .Squarepants

Then flop on the deck .and flop like a fish

.Spongebob Squarepants

?Ready

,Spongebob Squarepants ,Spongebob Squarepants

,Spongebob Squarepants .Spongebob Squarepants

[LAUGHTER]

[HUMMING]

.There we go-

Hey, Spongebob, I got all the leaves raked-- Spongebob, what

?are all these leaves doing here

You said you were ?gonna rake 'em

.I am raking the leaves-

But they're still- .all over the ground

.Sandy, I can't rake any faster-

.These are big leaves

And they keep breaking .in to more leaves

Then go scrape the- .salt lick or something

We gotta get this stuff .done before it's too late

What's the big- ?rush anyway, Sandy

.I told you, Spongebob-

.I'm hibernating next week

?Hibernating-

?What's that

It's when I go to sleep- .for the whole winter

?Can I do that-

.No, silly-

.It's a mammalian thing

Sandy, you may not have- .noticed, but I is 100% mammal

Enough chitter- .chatter, Spongebob

.We don't have much time left

?Why, Sandy-

When does your ?carboration begin

!In one week-

But Sandy, that only gives- --us-- one, two, three

[GASPS]

.168 more hours of play time--

!You're telling me-

.And there's still so much to do

.We gotta climb some things

.Climb-

.We gotta jump off of stuff-

.Jump-

.We gotta ride-

.Ride-

.I don't want to sleep yet-

.Wait, Sandy-

.I can't burn carbs in my sleep-

?Sandy-

?What-

Sandy, I'm willing to- sacrifice any of my time

that I haven't already .sold to Mr. Krabs to you

.Well, I'm glad, Spongebob-

Because for the seven days, it's going

to be you, me, and .these sweat bands

!Yee-haw

.Uh, I can explain-

I'm hotter than a- .hickory smoked sausage

!Woohoo

Maybe, if we sing that- .song, he'll come to life

?Ready

BOTH: Oh, there --once was a tin man

Life's as extreme as- !you want to make it, hoo

.Maybe we didn't sing it right-

.Yeah-

.Hoo, what a workout

I'm gonna be feeling .this tomorrow

.Ow

I gotta say I'm impressed- .with you, Spongebob

You're making this the best .pre-hibernation week ever

Well, I'd better get home- before Gary chews up the sofa

.again

[SIGHS]

[GASPS]

.Goodnight, Gary-

[SNORING]

!Ah-

!Woohoohoo-

Nothing like a refreshing ?morning dip, huh, Spongebob

?What happened to sleeping-

Well, I'll be- ,asleep all winter

.we only got three days for fun

.Well, hurry now

The giant clams like .to feed at this hour

[GROANING]

?Isn't this great

Yeah, I've never played- .extreme jacks before

OK, Spongebob, this- .one's gonna be fun

We just whack each other with these giant ear cleaners

.till one of us falls off

--On your mark, get set

Sandy, are you- sure we're supposed

?to be standing up here

!Go-

!Ah-

.Come on, Spongebob-

We're going for a tandem .ride through the park

Gee, that sounds- .safe-- I mean, fun

.OK, I'm ready

[GASPING]

I thought you said we were- .riding through the park, Sandy

.I did, Spongebob-

.The industrial park

This is where the .real action is

.Come on, pedal

.This part gets pretty technical

.Yee-haw

.Now for the speed course

.Hang on

.I hope we make it

!Ah-

!I'm having fun too-

.Wake up, slowpoke

.We're going fly fishing

[RIMSHOT]

SPONGEBOB (VOICEOVER): This .squirrel's trying to kill me

Any more of these stunts and .I'll be reduced to a puddle

Wait a minute, I gotta .talk my way out of this

Sandy, I think I need .to tell you something

?What is it-

Well, it's just that- I'm feeling sort of-- I

--just feel like maybe I need to

,Hold that thought, Spongebob- cause it's time for a down home

favourite, find the hay .in the needle stack

[MUSIC PLAYING]

.Ow, ow, ow, ow-

.Ouch

?Did you find it-

.Not yet-

Well, I'm going- .to look over here

.You do that-

.Found it, Spongebob-

.Come on, best two out of three

.Gotta hide-

.Gotta hide

?Home

.No, Gary can't keep a secret

!Under a rock

.It's so original

!SANDY: Spongebob

!Spongebob

Where are you ?little square dude

[GASPS]

Spongebob's tie, and all ?his other little dressings

But-- But he always folds his clothes

before running .around in the nude

Something terrible .must've happened to him

.All right, listen up, y'all

.I'm rounding up a search party

.Spongebob's gone missing

.Man the lifeboats-

.Alpha team, you search uptown-

.Gold team searches downtown-

?Any questions

.Gold team rules-

.SANDY: Now get moving

[CROWD CLAMORING]

.Someone look up there-

.Put your dorsal fins into it

Come on, he can be anywhere .in these sulphur fields

!Hey, Spongebob-

Well, at least I still .have my personality

.Check in this here moist cave-

!CROWD: Spongebob

!Ah

.Status report-

He's not in the- .poison sea urchin cove

.Well, look again-

.He's not at the leech farm-

.Well, look again-

.He's not in my thoughts-

.Well, think again-

Attention, Bikini Bottom, the time

,has come to double .no, triple our efforts

?How about a break-

.We've been at it for days

.Think about the children-

.That's a good idea-

Use the children to crawl into small places

.you couldn't normally reach

.This is a load of barnacles-

.I heard that-

No one's going anywhere .till we find Spongebob

.Oh, wait, uh, here is-

.That ain't Spongebob-

.Spongebob is square

[GROANING]

.I'm ready, I'm ready-

.No, you ain't-

.I found Squarebob-

.That's just a cereal box-

.Besides, he's yellow

.Yeah, here he is-

?Hey, could I go home now

.Oh, look, he's up in the sky-

?Oh, he's not-- huh-

They must've gone .to search some more

[COUGHING]

?Spongebob, where are you-

?You under there

.Nope

.Uh, I can explain-

?Spongebob-

.Nope

.Nope

.Nope

?Spongebob, where are you

.That squirrel's gone crazy-

But she'll never- .look under a rock

[LAUGHTER]

.SPONGEBOB: You said it

.Sandy'll never find us

.Eh

.Hey, wait, you don't understand

,Oh, look, it is I, Spongebob- .out here in the open

?Spongebob-

!Ah-

!Ah

.Come on, let me back in

.You don't understand

,Oh, Spongebob- .I was so worried

I thought something .terrible happened

.Come on

There's just enough time .to go atom smashing

.Sandy, wait-

.There's no time to wait-

!Hibernation

.Sandy, you gotta make time-

.This is important

.I am a man

OK, Sandy, I-- I-- I-- I .can't play with you anymore

.I just can't take the games

.They're tearing me apart

[CRYING]

.There I said it

Now, just promise we .can still be friends

.Please, Sandy, this isn't easy

--I

[SNORING]

?SPONGEBOB: Sandy

[LAUGHTER]

I never thought I'd say it, but .thank Neptune for hibernation

[LAUGHTER]

[SNORING]

?How are you people-

,ANNOUNCER (ON TV): And now back to the Crustacean Crime

.Theatre

[LAUGHTER]

!Stop, thief-

?Which way did he go-

.He went that way-

.Let's get him boys-

.Curses, foiled again-

What a no good eel in- .the kelp that guy was

There ain't nothing .worse than a thief

Thieves need to be .locked up forever

They should all be strung up by their gills

.and forced to breathe air

Buy, Mr. Krabs, what about- ?all the stuff you stole

?What do you mean-

.Like that barrel-

It says property .of Salty Sea Farms

Oh, that's where I- .rent me pickles from

?Are you renting the barrel too-

.Well, no-

?Then you bought it-

.No-

?Then isn't that stealing-

--Well, I, uh-

What about this towel from- ?the Sizzling Spring Sauna

--Um, well, that's-

?And this Bikini Bell phone-

--Well, I-

?And Sandy's hedge clippers-

--Oh, they're um-

?And Plankton's lawnmower-

--Well, he-

?Even Mrs. Puff's hair curlers-

.That one was a gift-

Listen, all that staff .is, uh, borrowed

?Borrowed-

.Well, that's a relief

I thought you took it .without permission

.Ah, permission, shmermission-

You can borrow anything you want, anytime, as long as you

.get it back before it's missed

?Everyone knows that, right

.BOTH: OK

.All right, then-

Hugs, you put in a .hard day's work, boys

.But I don't work here-

.See you later-

.Oh, that was close one

SPONGEBOB: What do ?you want to do today

.I don't know-

?What do you want to do today

I don't know, what do- ?you want to do today

.I don't know-

.What do you want to today

.I don't know-

?What do you want to do today

[GASPS]

.I know what I want to do today-

.I need some money

.Aw

.Aw

!Oh

.Oh

.I don't have any money

Spongebob, I want a balloon .really, really badly

.Really, really badly

.It's OK, Patrick-

There's lots of money in the First

.National Bank of Spongebob

!Follow me

.Uh oh, I'm broke too

Maybe we can borrow .money from Squidward

Wait, instead of- ,borrowing the money

why don't we just ?borrow the balloon

!Yeah-

!Like Mr. Krabs

?It's just borrowing, right-

Yeah, and borrowing- is OK as long

?as we bring it back, right

.Right-

[LAUGHTER]

.This is so great-

.We're gonna have so much fun-

First, we can run .with the balloon

Yeah, then we could go to- .the beach with the balloon

Yeah, then we could take a- .bike ride with the balloon

Then we could go to the ,movies, and the arcade

,and the ice rink .and the pizza shop

And the moon, and the- ,sky, and then a car

.behind the dumpster

.And the candy shop-

.And then my backyard-

.And then in a plane-

.And over a rock-

.And under a hill-

.And with a whale-

!BOTH: We love borrowing

.It popped-

!BOTH: Ah

How are we gonna return- ?it now, Spongebob

.I've got the pieces-

.I got the air-

.Hurry, put the pieces on-

.We popped the balloon

.We can't return it

.We're thieves

[UNINTELLIGIBLE YELLING]

.We have to confess

?Confess-

?Are you out of your mind

Do you have any idea what ?they do to people like us

We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme

,or hijacking here !we stole a balloon

And they're going .lock us up forever

.You're right-

We've just got to .keep our heads

.Act normal

[UNINTELLIGIBLE NOISES]

.Wow, street performers-

[CROWD CHEERING]

!BOTH: It's not working

!Ah

.Hi, there-

!BOTH: Ah

Hey, don't you- ?want a free balloon

.It's national free balloon day

.He's on to us-

It's not safe in- .Bikini Bottom anymore

We've gotta move fast .and cover our tracks

.I'm on it, Spongebob-

.Take a last look, Patrick-

.We can never go back

.Goodbye, Bikini Bottom-

We've only got ourselves and- .what we can carry on our backs

.Yup-

We're gonna have- .to travel lighter

.PATRICK: I want to go home

.We can never go home, Pat-

.We're wanted men

We'll spend the rest of .our lives running, running

But at least it's .warm around the fire

Hey, if we're underwater, how- ,can there be a-- I'm scared

.Spongebob

.No more nice warm beds-

?Huh-

.No more Krabby Patties-

?Huh-

.No more getting mail-

.No more Gary

.No more movies

.No more Squidward

No more Sandy, or .Pearl, or Mr. Krabs

!No more anything

[CRYING]

!I want ice cream-

But it doesn't have- ?to be all bad, right

I mean, at least .we have each other

.Yeah-

And all that running is good- ,for your buns and thighs

?right

.Yeah, buns and thighs-

?And the bitter cold-

?It's bracing, isn't it

Yeah, maybe being- .a felon can be fun

.We can loosen our ties

!Yeah-

.And we could fly

!Yeah-

!Ah

[CRASHES]

SPONGEBOB: OK, we .still can't do that

.But we don't have to shave

.I'm way ahead of you, buddy-

.And you get to talk tough-

This town ain't big .enough for the two of us

.Let me try-

.Uh

.Hey, punk, he-he

,And the best part is- ,now that we're felons

we don't have to return .anything we borrow

!BOTH: Yeah

.And we owe it all to you-

?What are you talking about-

Taking the balloon .was your evil plan

Doh, I'm nothing- .but a lot of talk

You're the one with .the sticky fingers

Aw, Patrick, you're the- .best bad influence ever

.You, too-

I wish we had- .something to eat though

!Look what I've got-

!Rectangles-

Not just any .rectangles, candy bars

.Oh-

All we have to do is make 'em- .last the rest of our lives

.Thanks, Spongebob-

.I think I'll eat it now

.Ah

.I think I'll eat it now

.Ow

.Oh

?Where'd my candy bar go

.I must've dropped it

.You just ate it, Pat-

.It's all over your face

?Where'd it go-

.I'm going to starve

?Where'd it go

.I can't find it

?Where could it possibly be

!Aha

?What-

.You stole my candy bar-

.No, I didn't-

?Oh, so that's how it is, huh-

.Once a thief, always a thief

.You ate yours-

.This is mine

.You took my only food-

.Now I'm gonna starve

Here, Patrick, just- .take half of mine

?Yours-

.You mean mine

?Do you want it or what-

I don't want it unless- .you admit you took it

.This is my candy bar-

.Liar, liar, plants for hire-

.It's pants on fire, Patrick-

.Well, you would know, liar-

Well, if you're gonna be- .that way, I'll eat it myself

.You better not-

.I'm warning you

.Ah-

!Don't-

!Stop it

!Don't

!Oh

!Ah

[SCREAMING]

!Ah

.Mhm-

.You're a crazy person-

I should've expected this after .the way you stole that balloon

?Did I, Patrick-

?Did I

Or did your criminal mind ?hypnotise me to steal it

!Oh-

.That's it

!Ah

.First, the balloon

.Now, my candy bar

.You're out of control

.I-- I'm telling on you

.Not if I tell on you first-

.I'll beat you there-

.You're gonna get in trouble-

.No, you are-

[PANTING]

?What can I do for you boys-

!BOTH: We stole a balloon

[CRYING]

?What's the problem here-

Well, it appears these- .two stole a balloon

?What are you going to do to us-

[WHISPERING]

.OK, follow me-

If you can't do the .time, don't do the crime

.OK, time's up

.Now, get out

.But-- but we stole a balloon-

.Yeah, on free balloon day-

[LAUGHTER]

How about some lollipops- ?for the road, boys

Let's vow never- to borrow anything

.without permission again

.You said it-

All right, which one of you ?flatfoots stole my lollipop

[LAUGHTER]

.SPONGEBOB: Oh, brother

.PATRICK: I mean it

[MUSIC PLAYING]