Original subtitles

?THEME SONG: Are you ready kids

!Aye, aye, Captain

!I can't hear you

!Aye, aye, Captain

!Ohhhhhhhhhh

Who lives in a ?pineapple under the sea

!SpongeBob SquarePants

Absorbent and yellow !and porous is he

!SpongeBob SquarePants

If nautical nonsense be something

you wish-- SpongeBob !Squarepants

Then drop on the deck !and float like a fish

!SpongeBob Squarepants

?Ready

!SpongeBob SquarePants

!SpongeBob SquarePants

!SpongeBob Squarepants

!SpongeBob SquarePants

!Ha-ha

!Ha-ha

!Ha-ha-ha-ha

!Ah-ha

!Har

[DIXIELAND JAZZ PLAYING]

All right, we're going- !to go to Sandy's house

!Yeah

!Oh, it's going to be fun-

?Sandy-

!Hey, Sandy

?What's with the sign

.Look-

.She's on the Eating Channel

[CRUNCHING]

[GULP]

.Howdy-

If you all are watching this, that

.means I'm asleep for the winter

This sleep is called ".hibernation"

[MUNCHING SOUNDS]

During hibernation, animals .don't like to be woken up

.So, do not disturb

.That means you, SpongeBob

.We'd better put these on-

.Never mind, Pat-

.Sandy said not to come in

!Let's amscray

When are you going- ?to learn, SpongeBob

".No" means "yes"

.Patrick-

.Listen

--How many times do we have to

!SpongeBob-

!Look at this

[GASPS]

?What is this stuff-

It's a vast swirling wonderland- .of sparkling white pleasure

Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows

of excitement and comfort !as you've never felt before

.Wow, Patrick-

!That was beautiful

?What-

I was just reading .this candy wrapper

?See

[GASP]

!Patrick-

!Put your helmet back on

You know there's no !water at Sandy's house

.It's OK, SpongeBob-

.This stuff is water

!Look

.I guess you're right-

.It's OK here

.Take it off-

.No one's looking

!TOGETHER: Yeah

!Yeah

[SNORING]

?SpongeBob-

?Did you hear that

I think it came from- .up in Sandy's tree

[SNORING]

.That is one tired tree-

[GASP]

.Look what's in Sandy's bed-

It looks like an- .over-inflated Sandy doll

.I think this thing is Sandy-

Hibernation" must mean the"- ".opposite of "beauty sleep

I've had enough of your- .dastardly deeds, Dirty Dan

I'm going to get you and ,your partner, Pinhead Larry

.or my name ain't Sheriff Sandy

[SNORING]

She must be dreaming- .about Texas outlaws

[SNICKERING]

.Look out Sandy

.I'm Dirty Dan

I'm gonna catch- you and throw you

.and Dale at taxpayers' expense

Ooh, you'd better- .run faster, Sandy

.Yeah, I'm getting away-

!Run faster

!Hurry-

!We're getting in a taxi

!Faster-

!Faster

.I'll get you two-

--You're nothing but pure evil .just like the newspaper comics

[SNICKERING]

.Come on Patrick-

We shouldn't .disturb her anymore

.That's not disturbing-

.This is disturbing

.Hi there, SpongeBob

!My name is Patback

!Ha

!That is really disturbing

[LAUGHING]

.Oh, SpongeBob-

[GROWL]

[ROAR]

!Faster, SpongeBob-

!She's gaining on us

!Sandy-

!No

!Stop

!I warned ya, Dirty Dan-

Now you just crossed the .border into Hurtville

!Sandy-

!It's us

!Your friends

!SpongeBob and Patrick

!Please, Sandy-

!I can't afford dry-cleaning

Gonna skin ya and make- .a pair of size six boots

[SNORING]

.Fun's over-

.Whew-

We sure don't want .to wake her up again

Too bad we don't have any .ear plugs to put on her

.Yeah-

All's I got is this .belly-button lint

!All right, Pat-

I'm gonna rip your arms- .off-- and flapjacks

[SNORING]

.Well, that outta work-

!Hey Sandy-

?Does it work

[SNORING]

.Hey Sandy-

,If you can't hear us !don't say anything

!Hey, Sandy-

!Don't wake up

[GIGGLING]

!See you later, Sheriff Sandy-

!Ba-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

!You're under arrest

!You'll never catch me-

!Da-

!Ha-ha-ha-

!Oo

!Ba-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-

!Hey, that's not fair-

.Cowboys couldn't afford canons

They couldn't afford- .station waggons, either

.Nice panelling-

,All right, Pinhead .your time is up

?Who are you calling Pinhead-

.I want to be Dirty Dan

What makes you think- ?you can be Dirty Dan

.I'm dirty-

.I'd say I'm Dirty Dan-

.I'd say I'm Dirty Dan-

!Dow-

!Oof-

.I'd say I'm Dirty Dan-

!Dow

!I'm Dirty Dan-

!I'm Dirty Dan-

!I'm Dirty Dan-

!I'm Dirty Dan-

!Oof

!I'm Dirty Dan-

!I'm Dirty Dan-

!Doh

!PATRICK: I'm Dirty Dan

!SPONGEBOB: I'm Dirty Dan

.PATRICK: I'm Dirty Dan

!SPONGEBOB: I'm Dirty Dan

!Oh

!I'm Dirty Dan-

!Auugh-

--Screaming will get you no-

Which one of you fellers- ?is the real Dirty Dan

?Uh-

?I am

!Patrick-

.Hot wings-

.OK, Pinhead Larry-

!Now you get yours

!Auugh-

!Pinhead-

[GASPING FOR BREATH]

[GASPING FOR BREATH]

[GASPING FOR BREATH]

[GASPING FOR BREATH]

[GASPING FOR BREATH]

Now you're gonna pay for !those crimes, Pinhead

!Sandy-

!Stand back

!I'm warning you

[ROARS]

!OK-

!I warned ya

!Uh

?Did you win-

!Hi, SpongeBob

[SNORING SOUNDS]

.OK, SpongeBob

.You can be Dirty Dan

.I just want to be Patrick

Let's get out of here- !before Sandy wakes up again

[GASPING FOR BREATH]

.Ouch

Sorry, Patrick, but .the door is slippery

!It's frozen shut

.Let me have a try-

!Tuh

!Tuh

!Open sesame

.Well, I've done all I can do

,Then we're stuck in here- .until the door thaws

.In spring

!Barnacles-

[SHIVERING]

?Is it spring, yet

.N-N-N-no-

!Oh-

!I'm so cold that I'm shivering

I-I-I'm so cold- that can use my nose

drippings as a .pair of chopsticks

I'm so c-cold- !that I'm shivering

M-m-m-maybe we- ?should build a fire

.I got it

We'll burn the bark !from Sandy's tree

SANDY SQUIRREL: You're going to be wearing an iron lung

when I'm through !with you, Pinhead

That fire's not going- .to happen, Patrick

.I don't get it

How does Sandy survive these ?intense conditions every year

.Maybe she just ignores it-

--Maybe-

--Maybe-

!Maybe it's her fur-

[SQUIRREL SOUND]

!TOGETHER: Yeah

[SNORING]

Look at all that- .warm, toasty fur

--It's like a goldmine- !but with fur

.Carefully-

!Carefully

!Come on-

!Do it

!I'm freezing here !All right-

!All right

!Hang on a second

[ROAR]

?That should be enough, right

.Sponge-

.I'm a big man

A big, big man

Well I guess I've- .lived a full life

[ROAR]

[SNORING]

.This is taking too long-

!I want the warm now

!Pat, no-

?Pat, are you crazy

.No-

.I'm warm

.Let me see that roll of tape-

[ROAR]

[TAPE RIP]

[ROAR]

[TAPE RIP]

[ROAR]

[TAPE RIP]

[ROAR]

[TAPE RIP]

[ROAR]

.Man-

.That fur really hits the spot

.No more frozen armpits

And this eyebrow goatee .combo works like a charm

This is the best .idea we've ever had

.You said it-

,I'm ready for the longest- !coldest winter ever

!TOGETHER: Bring it on

?Spring-

!SANDY SQUIRREL: Yawn

!Wow

!Spring already

[GASPING FOR BREATH]

!Tartar sauce-

!The lock is still frozen

I sure can't wait to get- !outside and warm my fur

[HUFFING AND PUFFING]

!Oh, look

!It's SpongeBob and Patrick

!Hey guys

[SHRIEKS]

.It's OK, Sandy-

Squirrel-pattern baldness is .quite common in small mammals

!SpongeBob-

!Patrick

.Don't worry Sandy

!We've got you covered

?More lemonade, boys-

.Thanks, Sandy-

!Spring sure is lovely-

[SAD PIANO MUSIC]

[GIGGLING]

.Oh, I've got you now, Gary-

.Meow-

!Tag-

!You're it

!Da-ha-ha-ha-ha

!Gary-

!You will never find me here

!Oh-oh

.Meow-

.Tag-

.Now I'm it

!Da-ha-ha-ha-ha

!Da-ha-ha-ha-ha

!Da-ha-ha-ha-ha

.Hi, SpongeBob-

?What are you doing

.Gary and I are playing tag-

?You want to join us

?Oh, boy, would I-

.OK-

.Tag

!You're it

!I'm it-

!I'm it

!I'm it

!I'm it

!I'm it

!I'm it

.Meow-

!Tag, you're it-

!I win

!I win

[PURRING]

?What's with Gary

.He sounds like a motorboat

Must be the snail's way- .of saying he likes you

!Ha-ha-

!It tickles

[LAUGHING TOGETHER]

[STILL LAUGHING TOGETHER]

.Well-

I guess it's time for me and .the Gar-bear to get going

.Come on, Gary

Boy, I can't wait .to hit the hay

?How about you, Gary

?Gary

?Gary

.SINGING) Brush brush brush)-

.Brush brush brush

?Hey Patrick-

?Have you seen Gary

.Brush brush brush-

!Brushing everywhere

.Nope

.Oh

.I-- hey, here he is

.Meow-

.Come on Gary-

We've gotta let .Patrick go to sleep

.Oh, I don't mind, SpongeBob-

In fact, why don't you let Gary ?sleep over at my house tonight

!Hey, that's a great idea-

!A sleepover-

!Oh boy

Oh, this is going !to be great, Gary

We can stay up till dawn ,and watch scary movies

,and eat popcorn !and play boardgames

.Gee-

.This is great

My two best friends in the !whole sea having a sleepover

And then we'll make- !a house of cards

And then we'll read !some comic books

.OK-

.You guys have a good time

.I'll see you tomorrow

!Bla-bla-bla-bla-blah-

!Bla-bla

[SHIP HORN]

!I'm awake-

!Hey, SpongeBob-

!Hey guys-

?How was the sleepover

.Great, SpongeBob-

!Watch this

No matter where I .go, Gary follows

[LAUGHING]

!Meow-

[LAUGHING]

.Meow-

?See-

.Come on, Gary-

!Try and catch me

!Da-ha-ha-ha-ha

?Isn't this great, Gary

Me running around !and you chasing me

.You're not chasing me

.Come on, Gary-

.Let's go play a different game

!Whoa-ho-ho-ho-

!Look out

.I'm right in front of-- you

?What's wrong with me

?Do I offend

[LAUGHING]

!Hey, Gary

!Gary, look

!It's your favourite ball

[LAUGHING]

!Hey, Gary-

!Look

!Snail Nip

?Huh

?Huh

?Huh

[LAUGHING]

!Oh-

!Gary, help

!Help me

!Oh, merciful Neptune

!I closed the window on my head

[LAUGHING]

.All right

!That's it

!Da

[LAUGHING]

!Gary

You stop this !foolishness right now

.Gary the snail

Answer me when I'm !talking to you

.OK

!That's it, mister

you are coming home with .me right this instant

.Say goodbye to Patrick, Gary

!Meow-

Hold it right there- !DadMom AngryPants

?What's that supposed to mean-

.I don't know-

But I do know Gary knows .who he wants to go with

Now I suggest you put him .down and let him choose

.Fine-

But I would like to remind him who it was that

,fed him and housed him and sat at his bedside

when he was sick, and massaged his eyestalks

!when his eyes were sore

.OK, Gary

.Go ahead

.Show him

.OK Gary

!Come to me

!Come on

!Come on, Gary

.Come on

.Come here, Gary

.Oh, wrong way, Gary

!G-Gary

!Turn around, Gary

!Turn around

!G-Gary, no

!Gary, no

!No, no, no, no

!Don't do it Gary

!No

!No, Gary

.Well, well, well-

I guess that answers .that question

.So long, SpongeBob

.Gary and me got stuff to do

.OK, fine-

If that's the way you want to thank

!me for all that I've done

I guess you're not .coming back, Gary

.I don't need Gary

.I'll just find another pet

!Yeah, it'll be better than Gary

I'm going to get a pet who won't !go off with my best friend

[LAUGHTER]

!Hi, guys

.Say hello to my new pal, Rex

!Woof-

,Not only is he loyal- .but he knows tricks, too

.Watch and learn

!Sit, Rex

!Sit

!Roll over, Rex

!Roll over

.Now stay, Rex

!Stay

!Good boy, Rex

?Who's a good boy

?Who's a good boy

?Who's a good boy

[LAUGHTER]

I'm sure glad we went .our separate ways, Gary

.A worm really is the pet for me

.So loyal

.So trusting

.Always by my side

!Woof-

?Who needs worms, anyway-

,Welcome home .newest best friend

.Come on out

.Don't be shy

!Ooh hoo

You remind me of .someone I once knew

A certain someone who's name will not

.be mentioned in this household

!Come on

.Let me show you around, Larry

.Meow-

And now, Larry, I present- !to you-- dinner time

!Ta-da

!Bon appetit, Larry

[SNIFFING]

[HISSING]

.OK-

.Maybe later

.This is where you sleep, Larry

!Rawr-

--Uh, that's where I-

[HISSING]

[SNORING]

.I guess you can sleep there

.I'll sleep down here

.Well, goodnight, Larry

[HISSING]

!Hey-hey, Larry-

?Want to hear a joke

.Oh, Gary used to love this one

What do you call ?a snail on a ship

!A snailer

!Da-ha-ha-ha-ha

!Da-ha-ha-ha-ha

[HISSING]

?Don't you get it, Larry-

!A snailer

.Gosh

Larry sure is .different than Gary

And Gary and Larry are .real different than Jerry

!Oh, Gary

?Why did you have to go

?Why, Gary

?Why

,Why, why, why ?why, why, why, why

.GARY: Meow

?Huh-

?Gary

.Hey, SpongeBob-

.Oh-

.Hello, Patrick

.Meow-

.Hello, Gary-

Would it be all- right if Gary and I

?did some laundry over here

?Laundry-

.But we used to do laundry

,PATRICK: And uh, SpongeBob ?could we borrow some soap

?Soap-

.But we used to use soap

Do you want Fresh --Scent or Heavy Du

.Here it comes-

!Du-- du-- du-- duty-

!Gary

!Please come back Gary

!Please come home

!I'm a wreck without you

!I know

If you come back, there !will be a no rules rule

You can do whatever you !want, when you want

If you feel like ripping up !the sofa, then you rip it up

?And the litter box

!Forget about it

!The world is your litter box

And you don't have to wait around for me

.to feed you anymore

.24 hour fridge access

And you don't even if have to !use a bowl-- blub-blub-blub

And I know how much you like my prize

.driftwood carving of Squidward

Well, think of it as your .own personal scratching post

?What do you think, Gary

?Won't it be fun, Gary

!How pathetic-

!Gary-

,I'm sorry, SpongeBob- .but Gary's with me, now

,You had your chance .and you failed

You have to stop .living in the past

.Face it, SpongeBob

.You're only hurting yourself

.It's what Gary wants

.And what Gary wants is me

?Right, Gary

?Huh

[MUNCHING SOUNDS]

!He only liked me for my shorts

.No, Patrick-

He wanted the cookie !in your pocket

.Meow-

?G-- G-- Gary-

.Burp-

!Meow

!Wee-

!Oh, Gary

!I knew you'd never leave me

!Aw

!Let's go for a walk, pal

!Gary-

I thought what we !had was special

[MUSIC PLAYING]