Original subtitles

?Are you ready kids-

!CHILDREN: Aye-aye, Captain

.I can't hear you-

!CHILDREN: Aye-aye, Captain

--Oh-

THEME SONG: Who lives in ?a pineapple under the sea

!SpongeBob SquarePants

Absorbent and yellow !and porous is he

!SpongeBob SquarePants

If nautical nonsense --be something you wish

!SpongeBob SquarePants

Then drop on the deck !and flop like a fish

!SpongeBob SquarePants

?Ready

,SpongeBob SquarePants ,SpongeBob SquarePants

,SpongeBob SquarePants .SpongeBob SquarePants

!SpongeBob SquarePants

[LAUGHTER]

NARRATOR: Welcome to Bikini Bottom, where can be found some

of the finest specimens .of undersea life

.Well, you know

?An award-

!I never got an award before

!Look, rock

!I got an award

!Jellyfish, I got an award

--Island, I got an awa

[GASP]

.I gotta show SpongeBob

.Hold still, Gary-

.Almost done

?Hey, SpongeBob, guess what-

!I got an award

.That's great, Patrick-

?What's it for

.See for yourself-

For outstanding- --achievement in achievement

.SpongeBob SquarePants

?SpongeBob SquarePants-

That's a funny way .to spell my name

Patrick, I think- .the award is for me

.You must have got it by mistake

.But it's shiny-

.Yeah-

?But you know what else is shiny

!Ice cream-

!Exactly-

!I can find it-

?Is it in here

No, don't, that's- .my-- award closet

!I want an award-

.Aw, Patrick, don't cry-

.You'll get an award one day

I'm never gonna get- an award, because I've

.never done anything

!But you're Patrick-- Star-

.You can do anything you want

.That's easy for you to say-

.You're SpongeBob

Patrick, if you- ,want to win an award

.you have to do something

.Hm-

I want to defeat the giant monkey man

!and save the ninth dimension

!Me too-

.But that sounds a little hard

?Why don't we start smaller

I wanna defeat the- little monkey man

!and save the eighth dimension

.Smaller-

.Doctor-

.Smaller-

?Fireman-

.The smallest you can think of-

?A job at the Krusty Krab-

!Yeah-

I do things at .work all the time

!Then let's go-

Boy, it was sure nice of .Mr. Krabs to give me a job

.And at $50 an hour, too-

When I started working here, I had

.to pay Mr. Krabs $100 an hour

.Hey, Squidward

?Guess who just got a job

?Guess who just quit-

?Do I get my award yet-

You have to work- ?for it, remember

.Tartar sauce-

.Pick up order-

?Do I get my award now-

.No-

You have to take the .tray to the customer

[BURP]

.Almost

.Try again

And this time, make sure .the food gets to the table

?Like that-

.Nope-

!Barnacles-

.Let's try something different-

All you have to do .is answer the phone

.Aye-aye, captain-

MAN ON PHONE: Is ?this the Krusty Krab

.No, this is Patrick-

MAN ON PHONE: Is ?this the Krusty Krab

.No, this is Patrick-

MAN ON PHONE: Is ?this the Krusty Krab

!No-

!This is Patrick

.I am not a Krusty Krab

Patrick, that's the- .name of the restaurant

!Fish paste-

It looks a little dusty- .around table three

?How about if you sweep it out

?What's the point-

.I can't do anything right

.You'll do fine-

.Hey, pal-

You just blow in ?from stupid town

.Keep trying, Patrick-

I got a load of awards- .for SpongeBob SquarePants

?Why can't I do anything right-

!Gah

!Gah

.Kitchen-

I'm never gonna- .get an award now

.Don't give up, Patrick-

This time I've got .something I know you can do

.We're gonna open a jar

.Easy

.Now you try

.First, get a jar

.Patrick, that's a pickle

.Yes-

.You need a jar-

.No

.No

.No

.Try this

.Now, take the lid off the jar

.Just relax

.Lift your hand

.Great

.We're almost there

.Now put it on the lid

.No, the lid

.The lid

.The lid

.The lid

.The lid

--The lid-- the lid --the lid-- lid

!lid-- lid-- lid-- lid-- freeze

.Almost there

.Now head for the lid

.Cold

.Warmer

.Warmer

!Warmer

!You're hot

!You're on fire

!Ow, it burns-

.OK, OK-

.Wait, wait

.Do exactly as I do

.Exactly as I do

--Exactly-- exactly-- exactly

.Exactly as you do-

!Oh no, I broke it

!No, no, Patrick-

!You did it

?I did-

[CHEERING]

!Touchdown

!I'm jar master

!That was great, Patrick-

.You really got the hang of it

.Yeah-

Remember when I had my hand ?up and I put it on the lid

.Oh, yeah-

.And then I took the lid off-

!And I thought I broke it

!Ha-

.Yeah

!But I didn't-

.I opened the jar with my hand

And it was all because you .showed me how to do it

.I'm never gonna forget this

Patrick, you do- ,exactly what I do

and you'll have an .award in no time

[ROOSTER CROWING]

.I'm ready

.I'm ready

.I'm ready

.I'm ready

.Good morning, SpongeBob-

.Wow-

It's amazing how a simple change of clothes

can make a guy .look-- just like me

!Yup-

,If I'm gonna be an award-winner .I've gotta dress like one

.That's creepy-

!But flattering

!I'm ready-

!I'm ready

!I'm ready

!I'm ready-

!I'm ready

!I'm ready

!I'm ready

!I'm ready

?Huh-

.Well, back to the old grind

.Well, back to the old grind-

.Forgot my hat-

.Uh-- me too-

!Whoa-

!Whoa-

But

.Dropped my spatula-

.Uh-- me too-

!Ow

!Aha-

!You're copying me

.Yes-

?Why are you doing that-

So I can win an- .award, like you

.Well, it's annoying-

!So stop it

.Stop it-

.Say, you're good-

.Thanks-

!Ha-

Ha-

.Darn-

.Darn-

Mary had a little- lamb, whose fleece

--was white as !pickled fish lips

.Seaweevil

.Yorgie shmorgies

SPONGEBOB (VOICEOVER): At .least I'm safe inside my mind

PATRICK (VOICEOVER): At least .I'm safe inside my mind

!Ahh-

!Stop copying me-

!There's the award for that-

Well, I guess it's- .safe to go in now

Patrick, how long are- ?you gonna keep this up

Until I have as- !many awards as you

!We'll see about that-

!No we won't-

I'm the jump rope- !champion of Bikini Bottom

!Me too-

?Oh yeah-

I call this one !the slice and dice

!Ha

!Not a scratch on me Wha

!Oh, no you don't-

!Ugh

Not much fun being- ?me now, huh, Patrick

?Are you kidding-

I used to do this way before !I started copying you

!Whee

!My turn

I wish I had the- .old Patrick back

.But he just wants to be like me

.Hi, I'm Patrick Star-

I'm the laziest, pinkest ,starfish in Bikini Bottom

,and I wish I were me .and not SpongeBob

What's so great about- ?being a big pink loser

.Exactly

I was never closer to an award than the minute

.I started copying you

--But Patrick-

!Patrick's not here-

!Trophy delivery-

?Another trophy-

!Oh, great-

?What's it for this time

For doing absolutely- nothing longer than

!anyone else-- Patrick

!This trophy's for you

!Yay-

?So, what are you gonna do now-

!I'm gonna go protect my title-

NARRATOR: So you thought ?I was kidding, huh

No, in Bikini Bottom, excellence .can be found even under a rock

NARRATOR: Every day is ,a holiday for SpongeBob

.even if he has to make one up

Hey, everybody, it's- !Leif Erikson Day

!Hinga dinga durgen

.Ahoy, Patrick

!It's Leif Erikson Day

.There's a note

,PATRICK (VOICEOVER): SpongeBob .went to get more giant paper

.Uh-- Patrick

!PS-- happy Leif Erikson Day

!Yerger hernder dernger

.Aw-

.So much for that

!Maybe Sandy will play with me

.Another note

,SANDY (VOICEOVER): SpongeBob .went south for the winter

.Love, Sandy

.I don't get it-

.The water's fine

!Hey, Squidward

?Wanna play

.SQUIDWARD (VOICEOVER): No

?Are you sure-

.SQUIDWARD (VOICEOVER): Yes

.Darn-

I wish I had a .buddy to play with

.I know

.I'll make one

!Stuck buddy

.Nah

!Rock buddy

.Nope

!Sink buddy

.Almost

.I've got it

!This-- is-- great

I can't wait for you to meet .Squidward and Mr. Krabs

.Don't be shy

!Come on

--Please, come again- .when I'm not working

.Next

.Hi, Squidward-

How am I supposed- to enjoy your day off

?if you come to work anyway

I want you to meet my- .new friend, Bubble Buddy

?This bubble is your friend-

!Haha

,Well, he's handsome .I'll give him that

!Ha

?What'll it be

.Oh, I'm not hungry-

.Well, thanks for stopping by-

!Wait-

You haven't taken Bubble .Buddy's order yet

?Why would I do that-

.He's hungry-

.He's an inanimate object-

.his money's no good here

,What are you saying- ?Mr. Squidward

.Everyone's money is good here

,At the Krusty Krab .we serves all kinds

I'm not taking an- .order for a bubble

!Sure you are-

Or I'll fill your life .with misery and woe

.Even if you quit

?May I take your order-

.Wait, Bubble Buddy-

.Let me decide for you

.Hm

.Krabby Patty

.Double Patty Patty

.Krabby Junior Junior

.Jumble Small Patty

.Junior Senior Sophomore Patty

.Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder

!Ooh, it's all so good

He'll just have .one of everything

?One of everything-

!Whoopee

[BUZZING]

!I love Bubble Buddy

Squidward, show our best .customer to his table

.Bubble Buddy's thirsty-

How about a glass of- .our finest shampoo

!Ha

!Ha ha

.Sounds great-

.Oh-

Here's your hair .care product, sir

Uh, Bubble Buddy- .likes bendy straws

?Huh

?What's that

Bubble Buddy says .it tastes funny

?What do you think

!Mr. Krabs-

.Think of the customer-

.Oh, silly me-

.I got the diet shampoo

.Here we go

One of everything .for Bubble Buddy

!Oh, no, Squidward, wait-

!There's cheese on these patties

?And-

Bubble Buddy's- .lactose intolerant

.He can't eat cheese

?What should we do

!We-

How about you take --these patties and sho

!MR. KRABS: Mr. Squidward

.Don't worry, Bubble Buddy-

Squidward will .make a fresh batch

?What-

?Is he allergic to bread, too

Actually, he doesn't- .like the crust

And Squidward, the ketchup .should be under the patty

And Squidward, the pickles .should be on the left side

And Squidward, you --should-- and Squidward

--and Squidward-- and Squidward

!Here-

.One of everything

,No cheese, no crust ,pickles to the left

,four squirts of ketchup ,wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce

and farm-raised !tomatoes, carnival style

And, if there's anything else I can

!do, please, hesitate to ask

!That was delicious-

.Money's on the table, Mr. Krabs

!So long, boys-

,You see, Squidward the restaurant

.game is all about service

.The customer is always right

Remember that, lad, and you'll .be as successful as me one day

.Oh, you're right, Mr. Krabs-

.I learned my lesson

And by the way, Bubble .Buddy picked up the tab

?What's this-

!Bubble money-

.At least they left a tip

.Here we are, Bubble Buddy-

.Goo Lagoon

There are lots of .ways to have fun here

!Dudes, bury me-

?See what I mean-

.All done

!All right-

Bubble Buddy, you dig him out- .while I get some cotton candy

.Don't just stand there, dude-

.The tide's coming in

!Ha ha

?Dude

.My friend's in there-

.Congratulations-

!Woo-

!Shake it

!Woo

!Shake it, yeah

!Shake that bubble butt

!Yeah

[MUMBLING]

!Oh, oh-

It's the world famous .surf bum, Grubby Grouper

.Later, Groupies-

Grubby's gotta go catch .some gnarly pounders

!Awoo

!Oh-

I'll never wash .this flipper again

.Hey, Pearl-

.Shake hands with Bubble Buddy

--Wha-

[SOBBING]

.It's his first time on his own-

.Once again, congratulations-

.Popcorn, peanuts-

.Ice cold drinks-

!Two hours is long enough-

!That's it

.Hey, Bubble Buddy-

.You're finished

He kept us waiting- ?for a bubble

.That's nothing-

!He called us fat

!He washed my flipper-

!He owes me money-

He made me provide- !excellent service

Dudes, he made me- .experience high tide

!Ha ha

He poisoned our water- ,supply, burned our crops

and delivered a plague !onto our houses

?He did-

.No-

But are we just gonna ?wait around until he does

!I say we tip something over-

!Yeah-

!Hey-

?Now what-

!Get the lifeguard-

!Wait-

Don't waste this .senseless violence on him

It's that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's

.that's causing all the problems

?Who's with me

!Pop the bubble-

[SHOUTING]

.Hey, everyone-

Have you met my ?friend, Bubble Buddy

.Yes-

Hey, is, uh-- one of- ?those sewing circles

.No-

Would you mind not getting- ?so close with those pins

Pointy objects make Bubble .Buddy uncomfortable

SpongeBob, that- .bubble's gotta go

.Oh, no-

.He already took care of that

.But thanks for your concern

!Ahh-

?Why

You and that bubble have- !been nothing but trouble

.It's time to end it

!No-

!I won't let you

!Here we go

!You'll never catch us now

!Never

!Ha ha

!Never

.Ne-- ver

Enough seahorsing- .around, SpongeBob

!Give us that bubble

!Pop the bubble-

!Pop the bubble

!Pop the bubble

!No-

!You can't

--He's not just a bubble !he's a Bubble Buddy

.He's my friend and I love him

Haven't you ever had ?a very special friend

.Nickel Buddy-

.I'll never spend you

.Funny Muffler-

.Jerky Pal-

.Booboo Keys-

.Snake Eyes-

!We love you-

?So, what do you say-

!Pop the bubble-

!Pop the bubble

!Pop the bubble

!Pop the bubble

!Pop the bubble

!Pop the bubble

Let's get this over- with so I can go home

!and play my clarinet

--Nooo-

--ooo

--ooo

!Whoa-

[GASPS]

?Hey, don't I get a say in this

.I'll see you later, SpongeBob

Things are getting a .little weird around here

.So long-

!Happy Leif Erikson Day-

.He's alive-

.Of course-

Otherwise he couldn't .tell such funny jokes

!Ha

[MUMBLING]

.OK by me-

.I'm done

Seems like only this- .morning I held his bottle

.They blow up so fast

?Uh-- hi-

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]