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-"Too pleased for escape from the mummy's tomb?"
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-"Oh, I'm afraid there's a minimum group size of four people."
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-"Oh, no, our girlfriend's canceled."
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-"Oh, yeah, that sucks.
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Well, you've got ten minutes to make our next session."
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-"Where are we gonna find two people in ten minutes?"
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-"And they've gotta be really smart and good at solving puzzles."
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-"Hmm, there's gotta be somebody."
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-"Yeah, that kicked ass. Yeah."
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-"Okay, so this is the four of you?"
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-"Yes. You guys are smart, right?"
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-"Uh, yeah.
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That's why you asked us to join you, m'ladies.
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Smart."
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-"Okay, now remember, if you can work together
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to find the clues and solve the puzzles,
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then you might be able to escape from the mummy's tomb.
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It's down the hall to your left.
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We do take payment in advance, please."
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-"Uh, we'll just go ahead while you ladies pay."
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-"But afterwards, we'll split it four ways, right?"
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-"Yeah, baby."
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-"Did you hear that, Beavis?
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They wanna have a four-way."
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-"What, really?"
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-"That's right. We gotta escape from the mummy's tomb.
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And then they'll see how smart we are.
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And then we will score."
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-"Uh, he said left, right?"
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-"Right, yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah. Right."
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-"Uh, okay."
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-"Huh.
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So this is the mummy's tomb."
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-"Well, amazing.
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It looks just like a bathroom."
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-"Hmm. Interesting.
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This mummy is trickier than I thought."
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-"But it... it won't open.
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We're trapped."
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-"Of course we are, dumbass.
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That's why they call it an escape room."
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-"Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, let's look for clues."
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-"Exactly, Beavis.
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We will solve the escape room,
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and then we will solve the greatest mystery of them all.
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Scoring."
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-"Oh, yeah, yeah."
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-"Hi, everyone.
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My name is Mary Catherine, and--"
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-"My name is Mary Catherine."
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-"And this is my college decision reaction video, and really--"
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-"I know my college decision.
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No."
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-"Yeah, no way.
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Absolutely not.
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Let's watch something else, bud.
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Listen, kids."
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-"Aah!
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Aah!
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What's going on?
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Aah!
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That's scary.
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Oh, a fight.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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-"She's putting her in a chokehold.
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She's got a chokehold.
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Heh, heh, heh.
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Yeah, elbow her in the ribs.
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Come on, grab her arm.
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Come on.
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You can get out of this."
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-"Teach her a lesson.
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Make sure she never gets into Harvard again.
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Heh, heh, heh."
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-"I don't know how you get into Harvard
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if you can't even kick your own mom's ass.
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Come on.
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Come on. Her face is wide open. Come on.
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Looks like the mom is going to win this one.
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There will come a day when you will defeat me, Mary Catherine.
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But today is not that day.
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Put it. I think I found a clue.
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Check it out. There's words.
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Words. Let's see.
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Jason eats balls.
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Jason eats balls.
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But what does it mean?
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Who is Jason? Why does he eat balls?
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Whose balls does he eat?
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The mummy's balls?
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Perhaps.
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This is hard. Maybe we should ask those girls.
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Beavis, those girls weren't even smart enough to figure out how to get in the escape room.
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They're going to think we're geniuses when we get out.
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Yeah. Maybe they'll be dumb enough to score with us.
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Oh my God. Are they still in the bathroom?
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They're weird. They must be in tech or something.
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Hey, is it okay if Kyle and Brad join your group?
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Okay. Sure.
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This mummy forgot to like leave clues or something.
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Whoa. But it. Look. I found a clue. Look.
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A turd.
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Hmm. Now we're getting somewhere, Beavis.
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Finally. A real clue.
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Yeah.
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Now why would someone put a turd in a toilet?
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Hmm.
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It just doesn't make sense.
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Wait a minute. Maybe someone took a dump.
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Dammit, Beavis. Shut up. I'm thinking.
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Oh yeah. Sorry.
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Beavis, you mean well. But you're a dumbass.
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I have figured it out.
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That turd can mean only one thing.
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This mummy is disgusting.
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Check it out, Beavis. Another clue.
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So what do we do with it?
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Elementary, my dear dumbass.
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And now I shall solve the puzzle.
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Open.
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Open, you son of a bitch.
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I think it's working.
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Dammit.
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Give me my clue back, butthole.
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Buddy, you did it.
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I'm smart.
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You're probably going to score, too.
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About to escape.
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We didn't escape, butthead.
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Eh, dammit.
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And this tomb is even harder.
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There's no urinals.
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And what are these things?
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Hmm. No human alive knows what these are.
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We must put them in the toilet.
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How to make tattoo ink in prison.
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A soda can is all you need.
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Get some toilet tissue, some hair grease, and a saltine crackers box.
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This guy is definitely a criminal.
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That's what it should look like.
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What accent is this?
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It's like a prison accent.
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Yeah, I want to talk like that.
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Get some toilet tissue, saltine cracker box.
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Tear off three sheets of toilet tissue.
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Twist it up real tight.
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Light your candle and set your box over top of it to collect all the soot.
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Set your box over top of it.
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Set the box on two pencils so it can breathe.
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After about an hour, you can see all the soot.
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After about an hour, you can see all the soot that's caught inside the box.
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Scrape it into a pile.
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This, like, makes me want to go to jail.
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Add a tiny bit of hand sanitizer or body wash.
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What did this guy do to get in prison, I wonder?
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He didn't have to do anything.
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They just let him right in.
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Yeah, they just looked at him like,
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Sir, I can tell by looking at you that you're going to be in jail eventually,
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so let's just get this over with.
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Only a drop or two of water.
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It's like a pretty nice prison he's in here, you know?
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No, he's back at his mom's.
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His mom's going to be like,
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Damn it, did you take my saltine cracker box and use it for your tattoo again?
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Damn it, boy.
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You ain't never going to eat chicken in this house again
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if you don't give me back my saltine cracker box.
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What am I going to do if I kill your daddy
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and have to tattoo a teardrop next to my eye?
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How am I going to do that without soot?
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Every tattoo I have is that ink, and they're, like, ten years old.
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But I dressed up like a mummy, like you said,
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and I still can't find any clues.
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Eh, who cares about clues?
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Let's flush this stuff down the toilet.
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If we're going to be stuck in here,
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we might as well do something cool.
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Congratulations, by the way.
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That's the fastest anyone solved the mummy's tomb.
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What the hell?
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Let's stick the plunger in the sink.
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Flooding is cool.
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Oh, my God, what the hell?
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Who would do something like that?
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Check it out, Beavis. It worked.
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Yeah, we're geniuses.
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We escaped.
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Dammit, where are those girls going?
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I guess we scared them off with our genius thing or something.
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They just couldn't handle it.
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Oh, well.
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I've been waiting to go to the bathroom for hours.
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Um, where's the bathroom?
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Yeah, it's down the hall to the right.
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Here we go.
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This bathroom is weird.
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I'm not going to be picky at this point.
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Help me with the lid here, buddhead.
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Unbelievable. Those two girls have no class.
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Hey, hey, what are you doing?
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Ah, that's better.
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Hey, stop, stop that! Stop that!
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Stop! Stop!
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