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That was my favorite when I was a kid.

Get ready.

I’m gonna eat your banana now!

Oh, yes!

Ah, yes!

Ah, yes!

Oh, Bruce!

So good!

Who’s Bruce?

The name of my penis.

Why Bruce?

Bruce. Bruce Banner.

Because when he gets worked up,

he grows hard.

Like the Hulk!

Good thing he doesn’t turn

green.

Wait, wait, wait.

Huh?

Okay.

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

- Yeah! - Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

- Oh, yes! - Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yes!

- Yeah. - Yes.

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Thank goodness.

So you like it rough, huh?

Yup!

Hey!

Who are you imagining this time?

I'm having sex with VMX stars, Dad.

Really?

You don’t know, Dad?

I’ve been using your VMX subscription.

Uh…

how many rounds?

Just two.

I can’t go all out.

You know why.

Susan, right?

She really makes you feel guilty.

She’ll guilt-trip you even more.

And you two are getting married.

I don’t know, Dad.

Every time I’m with Susan,

I just want to,

you know, make love with her.

Her lips—they’re great to kiss.

Her neck—it’s nice to…

smell.

- And her… - Whoops!

- Okay! Okay! - Brrrr!

Stop it. Stop it, son.

Easy, easy. I get it.

I already understand.

You're still on about it.

But she said everything should wait until after the wedding,

that we should save it for the honeymoon.

So all my fantasies, I keep them in my dreams.

Then hurry it up already.

Why is your wedding

still set for next year?

I want a grandchild already.

And I want to enjoy that

VMX subscription on my own.

Dad, remember?

I need to graduate from law first before Susan and I get married.

You’ll pass. I’m sure.

You’ve been doing that for years, repeating it again and again.

Actually, you’ve practically memorized the law.

Ah, uh…

I just don’t want to prioritize—

over my goals.

Son…

not that I’m pushing you.

That’s called,

“mani-feasting.”

Uh, Dad,

maybe you mean…

manifesting?

Mani-feasting.

Because you’re feasting on all the clits you see on VMX.

Wow, Dad.

You’re a comedian now?

Gen-Z level!

You unbelievable kid.

You took so long to graduate, I became a Gen-Z.

When are you really graduating?

I want a grandchild already.

Good thing Susan’s doing well.

All rise.

Let's stand.

the honorable judge

Judge Lapuz, presiding.

Be seated.

Take a seat.

Read the verdict.

This court has determined,

that the accused, Mr. Rogelio Alfaro,

also known as Boy Kindat,

is guilty

of selling minors.

He is hereby sentenced,

to ten years of imprisonment per victim.

This court is adjourned.

We’ll fight this.

Just trust me.

We’ll fight, okay?

You shameless lawyer.

You’ll pay for this.

Let’s go.

Sorry, love.

Kiss me.

I got stuck in traffic.

Someone was crossing.

A motorcycle hit him.

That’s why it got traffic.

You said you were close?

Yeah,

but I was the one who got hit.

Don’t get mad now.

It’ll ruin our celebration.

Wait,

is it a double celebration?

Are you graduating for good?

Uh, what was your case again?

Anti-trafficking.

That’s tough.

You really are an amazing lawyer.

That’s why you graduated before me.

Daddy always reminds me of that at the end of every school year.

He always says,

he wished we graduated together.

You know what?

I’m actually impressed whenever your dad asks you things.

If you already graduated?

Even that second year of yours when you didn’t graduate?

He really thought I got pregnant.

Dad was so excited that time.

Why was that the first reason you thought of?

You know, my mom almost kicked me out because she said I was sinful?

At least now, you won’t think of any diversionary tactic—

I’m still not graduating.

Huh?

But Dean gave me a makeup test.

Maybe you can help me review.

I really want to, love, but…

I’m still handling a case.

But fine,

I’ll find time tonight.

Um...

No need, love. You’ll just lose sleep.

I’ll ask Jim instead.

You're always sticking up for that Jim's monkey business, huh?

You know how that guy is.

- But okay, - No, he's good.

if you think he can help you,

that’s fine.

What matters is you graduate this year.

Hmmm, no.

I don't want to get daddy's hopes up again.

Whatever the test result is,

I’ll be the one to tell him.

Order!

Are you ordering?

I object!

Ah, uh…

same as always.

But can you give us some wine first?

Just to ease the stress.

Careful, love.

So it’s really just for stress, huh?

Seems like it worked.

You’re too much.

- Oh, hey, hey. - Careful, love. Careful.

- Hey! - Good evening, Uncle.

Looks like he’s had a lot, huh?

He had two wines.

Oh really?

Just two glasses then?

Two bottles.

He barely even ate.

Wait,

are you celebrating?

Is that right, son?

Yes.

Yes.

Huh. You’re celebrating?

Meaning you have something to celebrate?

At last! My son!

Dad…

we’re getting married

by the end of the month.

- Wooh! - Really?

You’re getting married?

And I’m finally getting a grandchild?

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

Congratulations! At last!

Ah, uh…

- Uncle, I’ll go ahead. - Oh, okay.

Wait, just call me Daddy instead.

- Daddy it is. - Daddy Red.

- Sorry, Daddy Red. - Yes, Daddy.

Uhmm, Love.

I’ll just call you later, okay?

- Bye, I love you. - Okay, love.

Come on. Let’s go. Geez...

I thought I’d pass out.

Come on.

My son.

At last! Wooh! Finally, something!

Love…

your sketchbook,

you left it in the car.

Susan.

Oops.

It fell.

Let me get it for you.

Okay.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Hey!

- Dad. - Seriously?

Who’s that? VMX?

Ah, no.

Uh, Susan.

Really, huh? Susan?

Susan’s calling.

Mhmm.

Woah! Wait!

- If you come closer, I might snip that. - Hey, hey, hey.

Sorry, Dad. Sorry.

The sausage downstairs might get burned.

Good morning, Love!

Love, your sketchbook— you left it in the car last night.

Yeah. Uh, about last night.

- Uhhm. - Also about

why I called.

Sorry, Love, if I got surprised that our wedding got moved earlier.

But Love, I’m fine with it.

I actually want it so that when we finally get married,

I can give you the virginity I’ve kept safe.

You mean,

we’re finally doing what I told Dad?

Yes.

That’s why I already set an appointment

for our wedding venue.

- When? - Today!

- Today? - Yes, today!

Right now?

What?

Echo?

I said today!

That’s why I’m waking you up. Come on, love!

I’m going there now to pick you up.

Yes, love?

- I’m going to shower now. - Good!

I’ve been here for a while.

And if you think

I won’t be mad at you for being late just because you called me "love,"

you’re wrong!

Jim! Jim! Uh…

Is our appointment today?

You set this yourself. You messaged me last night!

Bro. It’s rare that I give a free law tutorial.

I’m only doing this because you’re my friend.

So, do you even want to graduate?

Of course, but…

Bro, don’t get mad, okay.

Can we just do the tutorial online?

- What? - Hi, ma’am sir!

- Here are your complimentary drinks! - Hi!

Thank you so much!

- Thank you. - Enjoy!

Hi, ma’am, sir. Good afternoon.

- Hi, good afternoon. - Sorry, I’m late.

- Hello. - Sir.

Sir! Sir.

- Love. - Sir.

Good afternoon, sir.

Good afternoon!

Ma’am, here you go.

So, we actually have a lot of choices for the wedding venue.

Our wedding isn’t that big.

A small space will be enough.

Let me just talk to my fiancé.

Okay, sure ma’am.

Ah, here ma’am,

- I’ll just leave this here. - Ah, thank you.

Uh. Sir.

I’ll leave this with you, sir!

- Excuse me. - Thank you.

Love, I feel like a garden setup would look nice for our wedding?

If you disagree with an argument…

What will you shout?

I object!

Huh?

- Correct! - Yes!

Love!

Why don’t you like a garden?

Huh?

What garden?

Wait.

I don’t think you’re talking to me?

Hey, Edd!

Sorry.

Ask me later.

- What? - Not you.

Then who are you talking to?

Is that a girl?

Huh? No.

It’s Jim.

Oh.

Jim. Say hi to Susan.

Hi, Susan!

Long time!

I’m just having Jim review me for the makeup test.

Edd!

I know your make-up test is important to you.

It is for me, too.

But this wedding preparation is also important to me.

Even if I know you only used this as a reason for Daddy Red,

so he’d stop bugging you about graduating.

But please.

I just need a little cooperation.

That’s all I’m asking.

I’m sorry, Love.

It won’t happen again,

I promise.

Do you want us to talk about the honeymoon, too?

Yeah.

What color do you want me to wear?

- Red or black? - Red.

Black sounds better.

- Jim! - Jim!

Love.

What motif should we pick for the wedding?

Old rose, or burgundy?

What’s the difference between a subpoena and a summons?

What are you doing here, Dad?

I’m talking to Bruce, maybe he needs coaching.

Are you two making a baby soon?

Bruce?

Bruce, rise and shine.

Hey. Hey, wake up!

Wake up!

Wake up!

Shit!

Let’s see if you won't wake up with porn videos.

Here we go.

Okay. Here we go.

Come on, Bruce.

I believe in you.

Yeah.

Jen looks amazing, wow.

Come on, Bruce.

Are you having problems with intimacy?

Or do you want to make your love life more exciting?

Well.

This is the answer to your problems.

Livin, Libido, Loca.

Live into your desires.

If it’s anything related to sex,

we got it all for you.

Like this.

You can even use this in your ass.

Livin, Libido, Loca.

Where sex is life!

Jim?

That bastard.

Alright, here we go, Bruce.

You got this, come on.

Rise and shine!

Here we go, Bruce.

Go on.

Come on, Bruce.

Come on?

You're taking forever to react to these videos, huh?

Bruce, seriously.

I’m finally going to introduce you to Susan.

Now that the wedding is near?

- Hi, Love! - Love.

Love, uh, you called?

What are you talking about?

I always call every morning.

But actually,

I wanted to invite you to go shopping.

Today?

Why?

I can’t today, Love.

I’m not feeling well.

- I’m so stuffed up. - Why?

What are you feeling?

Weak.

Oh really?

Okay, I’ll go by myself, Love.

Get well soon, okay?

I hope so.

Do you have findings now, Doc?

We do.

Wow, at last.

You’ve checked me ten times already.

We just want to make sure, Edd.

Have a seat.

Thank you, Doc.

Edd, don’t be shocked, okay?

You have erectile dysfunction.

What, Doc?

I don’t get it.

That’s how it is, Edd.

You won’t really understand it right away.

But even at your age,

you can still have erectile dysfunction.

No, Doc.

It’s the erection… distemper that I don’t get.

- Erectile dysfunction. - "Dysfunction."

It’s not erection distemper.

- Well, here’s the thing. - Okay.

I’ll explain it to you.

Okay?

Erectile dysfunction

is the inability to keep things firm

or to stay fully ready

down there on your penis,

which you need to have for proper intimacy.

Wait, wait, Doc.

You mean,

I won’t be able to get hard anymore?

Bruce won’t

stand up?

His name is Bruce?

Well, I’m sorry, Edd.

You’re right.

Bruce will remain soft.

How did I get this erection shit?

You know, Edd,

this usually happens to older men.

In your case, this is psychological.

It could be fear of intimacy

or fear of having sex.

It could also be due to depression or general anxiety.

In short, it’s stress.

Let me ask you, Edd.

Have you been stressed lately?

Very much, Doc.

I’ve been thinking about a lot.

All at once.

Anyway,

there’s medication for that.

And you just need three weeks of therapy.

Just make sure you take all the meds I prescribe.

What?

Three weeks?

No way!

I'm getting married by the end of the month.

Susan and I have been waiting for our honeymoon.

Then this happens?

Oh no.

I suggest you move your wedding date first.

We need to finish the three-week therapy.

And so Bruce can regain energy.

Can we maybe…

Uhmm.

Have another look?

- We’re looking at Bruce again? - Yes.

Yes, in the ass?

Alright, I have findings now.

I’m really excited for our wedding, Love.

And I’m sure nothing can stop it, even lightning.

Oh, wait.

How are you? What did they say your illness is?

I heard earlier something wouldn’t get…

Goosebumps.

I can't get goosebumps.

Ah.

What’s the medicine for that?

Ah, uh…

I need to shave my hair first.

It’ll be fine when it grows back.

Ah, love. How’s our video coverage?

Ah, Love. I talked to The Very Nice Print already.

They’re okay with our date, but they’re a bit pricey.

But Love, it’s worth the price.

Because they said

they’re even better than the ones who cover celebrity weddings.

That’s why they’re called The Very Nice Print.

Yeah.

Oh right, Love.

About the venue.

What? What?

I want the venue we visited before.

Ahh.

Alright, Love. Ah, I’ll head out for a bit.

Why?

Ah, Jim and I have a review session.

- Yeah. Take care. - Ahh, okay.

- Love you. - I love you.

- I’ll call you later. - Take care.

Take care, Edd.

So, you’re the one who said ‘mine’ to the goat’s eyelashes.

This is good, just 250, and you’ll definitely enjoy.

Really?

No free taste?

There is.

Free taste, huh.

I like it!

Oh, shit!

This feels so good!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Yes!

Here’s your free taste.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Deeper!

Shit!

Go deeper!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Yes!

Yes!

Shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Shit!

Deeper!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Yes!

Oh, yes!

Jim!

Bro!

Bro, it’s true.

I watched your ad when I was…

Why didn’t you tell me?

I was embarrassed, bro.

You might think something weird.

Ma’am, are you okay?

Here,

one thousand.

- Keep the change. - Oh, nice.

Give it here.

There.

There.

Thank you.

Yes.

Relax, bro.

Don't worry, I won't judge you.

I know what kind of person you are.

Businessman?

No,

pervert.

Wow, bro.

You really know me.

But seriously,

how did this happen?

I stopped being a lawyer, bro.

I wasn’t happy.

Then I thought,

I’ll just do business.

Something

that’s really in my heart, what I truly know.

Like this— you already know

this is something I like.

- Wow. - Wait.

Why did you even come here?

I have a problem.

I can’t get hard anymore.

Oh my.

Just imagine,

Bruce is dead.

Like Frankenstein,

we’ll bring him back to life with electricity.

Here we go.

We’ll charge it now.

Get ready, this is the strongest charge.

Okay.

Three.

Two.

One.

Here we go.

It’s working.

Shit, why is it smoking? Wait, wait.

Hold on.

Don’t panic.

Shit.

Ouch.

You okay now?

How’s Bruce?

The wedding is near.

But he’s still like this.

I think I need to tell Susan.

Nothing is working

with what we’re doing.

Why don’t we just review for your makeup test?

The wedding is more important to me.

Susan.

Not that graduation.

It’s just Dad who wanted that for me.

What I want

is fine arts.

I’m an artist.

I understand you, bro.

You know,

you actually have a point.

If the modern way isn’t working,

why don’t we try the old school method?

I want to back out, Jim.

I feel something different about this Tata Islaw.

Me too.

What if you finally get hard,

but it grow horns instead?

This place really feels like it has something strange.

Let’s just go. Let’s leave.

Let’s go, let’s go.

- Are you here for treatment? - No, no.

We’re healthy.

And we only eat fresh food. Right?

- Yes, yes. - Dad.

Do we have more patients?

Anyone to rub with oil?

We're done, dear.

You have no one left to rub.

You know what, bro.

There’s nothing to lose if we try the treatment.

I heard Tata Islaw is really good.

Of course. Right, dear?

Of course, Dad.

I thought we were healthy?

Fresh food only.

This is fresh, bro.

Fresh, huh?

- What? - I think I stepped on…

a dwarf’s house having a birthday party,

that’s why it hurts.

- Go on, get treated. - Oh, gosh.

- Come here. - Go on,

- Let Tata Islaw treat you. - No! No!

I got you.

- Come on, come on. - Go ahead.

- We're healthy, right? - Get inside!

No, don’t leave me.

- I got you. - Stop.

It hurts.

It hurts.

Calm down, son.

What can I do for you?

- The, uh— - You don’t need to be shy.

I’ve treated many kinds of conditions.

I have long experience in healing.

And most of all…

I take my work seriously.

That’s good to hear.

I can't get a boner.

Alright, I’ll leave now.

Oh. No, wait, sorry, son.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Ah, forgive me.

Can I see it?

Oh no. I’d rather not.

I really need to see it,

so we can find out

if there is any dark element that may be

the source of your problem.

Go on. Show it.

- Bring it out. - Is that so?

Alright.

I respect elders but...

Screw you! I’m going home!

Oh, oh. Sorry, sorry.

I couldn’t help myself.

Because you actually don’t need to show me that.

You get fooled so easily.

Sorry.

I just found it funny.

Go straight on me.

Can you help me?

Of course.

Here?

- Is this the part that hurts? - No, no, no, here.

- Where? - I’ll point it out,

Where’s the, uh…

- This one? - Oil? Don’t you have oil there, so…

Okay, wait a bit. My oil is right here.

- Here it is. - Wait, wait.

Is this safe?

- Of course. - You sure?

- Okay. - Right?

Ah, that hurts.

Why on the neck? Do you want me to just teach you?

- Uhmm, are you okay? - I’ll show you how.

Did you also step on a dwarf’s house?

Huh? Why do you think that?

It’s really swollen.

What are you checking?

I’ll put it in.

I know a quick method.

And effective.

- To fix that. - Okay.

At my age.

I’m 68.

Turning 69.

And my, uh, manhood doesn’t rise anymore.

But because of this,

My manhood

became very hard.

This…

is the wood of…

boner!

And how is that going to make my penis hard?

You just insert this wooden boner up your ass.

No! You’re not putting that in my ass!

Oh, there’s another way if you want?

Really?

- What is it? - Suck it!

No! I don’t want to!

- It’s easy! Just suck it! - I don’t want to!

- Suck it! - No!

- Suck it! - I said no!

- Suck it! - No!

Suck it!

I’m not putting that in my mouth!

- I’ll put this in your mouth. - No! No!

It’s easy!

- It'll be very fast. - That’s disgusting!

So, what? You like that?

Damn you!

I’m about to cum.

Say my name, say my name! I like it!

There, you like that?

Jim!

Jim!

Wait.

Why does your voice sound so deep?

That’s not me!

Jim, Jim.

What are you doing?

Jim, let’s go. Let’s go!

- Jim, Jim, Jim. - Dad!

Dad!

What did they do to my daughter?

- [unintelligible] - Hey!

- Dad, what did they do to you? - What did they do to you?

Damn this life!

Miss, miss! Don’t do that!

- Hey! - Let go!

Don’t interfere!

My life is useless! I’m all alone!

- You don’t understand! - Give me the gun!

Don’t! Don’t! Don’t waste your life!

- Give it to me! - You don’t know what I’m feeling.

You have a heart, but you can’t feel anything!

I have a penis!

But I can't get a boner.

- There! - Right?

- That’s it! - Yeah! There!

- That’s right! - That’s right!

Give me a hug!

Thank you!

You know,

it’s been a long time since

a man cared for me like this.

It’s okay.

Just…

don’t do that again.

You know…

I’m Mariposa, by the way.

Okay.

You,

what’s your name?

Call me Edd.

Sorry, sorry. I have to leave.

I’ll take this, okay?

Your wallet.

Thank you, bro.

Take care, take care.

Hey, Love.

Heart-shaped cake.

Sorry.

Please,

don’t be mad anymore.

Don’t be mad?

Edd, my eyes are turning white waiting for you here.

And why are your clothes dirty?

Why are you full of mud?

Sorry, Love. I just…

saved someone.

Saved?

Who did you save?

Maybe you saved her because she’s sexy?

Pretty?

Big boobs?

Huh? No.

It was a… goat!

I saved a goat.

It fell into a, uh,

fell into a…

cliff!

It was muddy.

Poor thing.

Edd, I’ve been waiting for you.

I’ve been calling you, you’re not answering.

Not even a text!

But Jim— you’re always with Jim.

Why don’t you two get married?

Do you even want to marry me?

Yes, yes, Love.

We’ll go back to the bakeshop, Love.

Love, love!

Wait, wait, wait!

There, just turn right.

Good thing we’re getting catering here too.

I thought you didn’t like it here.

Yeah, turns out it’s really good.

That's why I made arrangements for the food, Love.

I’m sure you’ll be happy with me here.

I want to make it up to you.

Alright, let’s see.

Where can I park?

Uhm…

there, there on the left side.

Yeah, it’s far.

So you won’t get stressed,

I'll park the car, and you go inside.

Why?

Have you seen your wallet?

Do you have your license?

I don’t.

I can’t remember where I left it.

But it’s just around the corner.

I don't think I'll be charged for Republic Act 143...

- Republic Act 4136, Section 19. - Yeah.

You are not allowed to drive a vehicle without a license.

I know that.

You just beat me to it.

You know what?

You go ahead inside.

Talk to them first.

I’ll just park the car.

Okay.

Hurry, okay?

I’m excited.

I’m sure you're gonna be happy with everything.

I’ll be absolved from all of my sins to you.

Sir Edd!

Good thing you came back.

Yes, yes.

We came back for your catering services.

Perfect timing, Sir.

Edd!

- Whoa, whoa! - Sir!

Edd!

- Mariposa? - Edd?

Susan!

Who is that woman?

She?

- She’s, uh, uhhm… - Edd.

Your wallet.

You left it last night.

Maybe you want it back.

Right?

A goat, huh?

What a beautiful goat, Edd.

So sexy.

So fair-skinned.

And big boobs too.

Edd, is she your fiancée?

- Yes. - Oh.

Okay.

I’m Attorney Susan.

R. Lucas.

The one who was supposed to marry…

…Edd.

So you know me know?

Love, love, love wait!

Why?

Oh, pick up.

Son,

you have a problem, right?

Tell me.

You know I have a very wide understanding.

We can talk about it.

I’ll handle it.

Well, Dad…

I can’t get—

Can’t get away from your low grades again?

Damn it, son.

Don’t tell me you’re still not graduating law?

No, Dad. That’s not what I was going to say.

What did you say?

What I meant was,

that’s not what I’m trying to say.

Then what is it?

Dad.

- I can’t get my— - You can’t get—

Susan’s been putting up with you, huh?

That’s it, she’s fed up. She snapped.

She ran out of patience.

Damn you.

Maybe the wedding won’t push through?

We’ll be humiliated in front of our friends.

What? No. The wedding is pushing through.

Oh, very well then.

So what’s the problem?

Nothing. It’s okay.

It’s okay now, Dad.

See? That’s what I told you. You bounce back fast.

I told you, every problem can be resolved.

We’ll talk it out.

I understand everything.

Thank you, Dad.

You're welcome, my son.

Thank you for the advice.

- Thank you. - You’re the best, Dad.

I know, right?

Thank you, son.

Of course.

Hello, Susan?

Can we talk?

Dear.

You know what, dear?

When you’re sad,

Edd gets sad too.

And when Edd is sad,

I get sad as well.

We have a problem, Uncle.

Problem?

Why? What did my son do?

I caught him.

A woman was on top of him.

That kid…

Oh dear,

let me be the one to apologize to you.

He really has foolishness and stupidity in him,

that son of mine.

But there's one thing I know.

He loves you.

So whatever it is that you saw,

well…

maybe there’s a reason.

Or…

an acceptable reason.

I hope so too, Uncle.

I hope you can fix it.

If you didn’t know,

we also went through something before, me and Edd’s mom.

But we overcame it,

because love prevailed between us.

So if,

if you love him,

fight for him.

Do you think, Uncle...

should I still fight for what Edd and I have?

You know,

I’m sure

he also regrets

whatever he did.

And I’m very, very sure,

he’s really sad right now.

Let’s celebrate!

Cheers!

Just enjoy life.

Bottoms up!

You’ve had so much drink, bro.

- One more, one more. - I'm also done.

You’re so weak.

Let’s drink more.

Do whatever you want.

I need to take a shit.

No, you're shit!

Do whatever you want in your life.

As for me…

I’m happy.

Ohh…

So my hero is here.

Mariposa?

Ohh.

You’re here.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

It’s alright.

Wait, what are you doing?

Why are you tying me?

Don’t rape me.

Edd, how are you?

It’s like…

you smell like a hostess.

This is the perfume my boss gave me.

He sprays it on me

when we play in his hut.

Is that so?

Don’t worry.

I’ll find a way to get you out quickly.

I’m innocent.

I just want to be free.

Daddy,

I’m not a rapist.

I know that. I believe you, son.

I know how we raised you.

So…

I got the best lawyer.

I’m sure

she’ll win your case.

Really, Dad?

Who?

Susan.

Raise your right hand.

Left hand on the Bible.

I am Michelle P. Alfaro.

I solemnly swear

that everything I will say is nothing but the truth.

The whole truth and nothing but the truth.

So help me God.

Miss Alfa—

Miss Alfaro,

can you tell us

why you have brought this before the court?

Because I want to seek justice

for the sexual assault committed against me by Edward Mendez,

I have complete evidence,

a medico-legal report,

and a video that proves

what he did to me.

How did you record a video

of the supposed assault?

I was about to make a TikTok.

I set my phone down

and someone suddenly grabbed me.

Wait.

Who grabbed you?

Edward.

It was Edward Mendez who assaulted me.

Your Honor,

I would like to mark this video as Exhibit A.

And if you will allow, Your Honor,

can we play this video

- in this courtroom? - Objection, Your Honor!

Objection overruled!

You may proceed.

He took advantage of me the whole night.

That's not—

That's not true!

I didn't rape her!

That video is not real!

I’m not a rapist!

I’m not a rapist!

I didn't do it!

- Judge! - Huh? Order!

Order in the court! Let's have a break!

We will proceed in 15 minutes, okay?

Hey, witch!

- What are you doing here? - Why?

Are you the only one allowed to use the restroom?

How’s your rapist boyfriend?

Michelle P. Alfaro.

The only daughter of Mr. Alfaro.

a.k.a.

Boy Kindat.

Yes!

I’m Boy Kindat’s daughter!

What exactly is your motive?

Don’t you know how hurt I am?

That you don’t have a father?

That’s difficult!

Do you even understand?

So you’re getting revenge?

You still want to ruin me and Edd?

Revenge?

You’ve got some nerve!

I’m the one who’s the victim here!

I’m the one who was assaulted by your rapist boyfriend!

You’re crazy!

Huh! You don’t even know?

How your boyfriend

hurt me?

- Stop that! - [scoffs]

He still did that to me.

I said stop!

My…

- That’s enough! - huge melons!

Doesn’t it hurt you?

Your boyfriend!

Doing things with someone else?

You’re not even on my level!

Oh really?

Look at yourself!

At least your boyfriend got a taste of me!

I heard you two are getting married?

What did he do to me? He licked my melons!

- Really? - Yes!

Does it feel good?

Of course!

Excuse me!

I’ll just fix the pipe.

I’ve been trying to stop you, but you won’t listen.

Is it true you were extremely drunk the night you entered the motel?

Yes. I drank a lot.

And is it also true that because you were so drunk,

it was Miss Alfaro herself

who guided you into the motel?

Yes.

I don't even know how I got there.

And for sure, I couldn’t have raped her.

Impossible! And I can prove that!

Susan, I'm sorry.

I was wrong to keep things from you.

What are you talking about?

I have a secret.

This will prove

that I am innocent.

It’s a bit embarrassing.

But I think it’s okay

to say it now, since I’m already in court.

And right here in front of Susan

and everybody else.

Oh, Dad.

Hi, Dad.

It’s also okay

to say it in front of Dad.

Alright, here we go.

Oh.

Oh my god!

Are you willing to proceed?

Ah, uhm…

Yes, Your Honor.

I want you all to know,

I have…

erectile dysfunction.

I can't

- have a boner. - Let me see.

Yes, here.

Objection!

Your Honor, that’s only for me.

I’m sorry. I got carried away.

You may proceed.

Because of all the pressure from Dad to finish a course

I didn’t really want,

and to become a son he could be proud of.

I was also pressured

because I haven't accomplished anything like you, Susan.

I know I don’t deserve you.

But I love you.

I want to be

the perfect husband for you.

One that defends you.

The one that you can depend on.

I’m even willing to go to jail.

If it’s a crime

to give the ones you love what makes them happy.

So be it.

Even if I have to sacrifice my own dignity.

Yes. My thing no longer stands.

But I try to stand up

my family’s pride.

I try

to stand strong so my future wife can be proud of me.

I try to build

a dream for my future children.

All I ask…

is to get normal again.

Not for myself.

But for the people I love.

I have here a medical certificate

proving

that Mr. Edd Mendez has erectile dysfunction.

Attorney Lucas,

do you have any more witnesses to call?

Yes, Your Honor.

I would like to call

Mr. Jaime Magtulis to the stand, please.

Calling…

my penis.

My penis can now stand.

What?

Stand up, my penis.

The witness may stand.

Do you swear to tell the truth?

And nothing but the truth?

I do.

Mr. Jaime Magtulis,

is what Mr. Mendez said true?

Yes.

It’s true that Edd can't get a boner.

That’s why he came to me.

To help him fix his boner.

To save the wedding.

Especially their honeymoon.

I helped him...

But I didn’t touch or even look at it.

Maybe a little—just a bit.

Just a quick glance?

I don’t even remember what it looks like.

No contact.

I swear your honor, no contact at all.

No contact.

That’s all, Your Honor.

If you can’t get a boner,

and you say you didn’t raped Ms. Alfaro,

how do you explain the CCTV footage

showing you both entering the hotel

and the video of the alleged act?

Yes.

I was with her in the hotel.

I was extremely drunk.

I could barely even stand.

I don't even know how I got to her room.

That’s why I’m sure,

I’m not the one in the video with Mariposa.

The evidence looks very clear.

Can’t you man up and take responsibility for what you did?

Objection, your honor.

It is an irrelevant question, your honor.

And please,

turn off the video.

Objection sustained.

- Turn off the video. - Wait.

Don’t turn it off.

I knew it.

The tattoo on the shoulder of the guy with Mariposa looks familiar.

I don’t have a tattoo like that.

There’s only one person I know

who has a… cock-shaped tattoo.

Is the man you’re referring to inside this courtroom?

Yes, Your Honor. He’s here.

He disappeared.

He was just here.

Where were you on the night the incident happened?

At the hotel.

This is what really happened.

I was drunk back then.

And then…

I actually wanted to admit

that what I did was wrong.

But I was scared of going to jail.

I know what they do to rape convicts.

I know that too!

Order in the court.

I have nothing more to ask, your honor.

Because of the statement of Mr. Jaime Magtulis,

he will remain in police custody

while his case is being heard.

Wait!

The truth is,

I filed a case against Edd because

I was angry at Susan.

But honestly,

I enjoyed that night.

And no sexual assault happened,

so I am withdrawing the case.

So,

I think there is no more case left to discuss here.

Let’s make this formal.

Undoubtedly, the case is dismissed without prejudice.

Nice!

- I love you. - I love you too.

- Dad! - Congratulations.

Group hug.

I knew you could do it, Susan!

To Susan!

To Susan!

To Susan!

- To Susan! - To Susan!

You may kiss the bride.

Thank you for not giving up on me.

I love you.

They say,

when you love someone, you fight for them.

But now,

you’re going to have to fight me.

Sorry.

Looks like I might ruin our night.

You know, I’ve been wanting you for so long.

And I don’t care whether that thing stands or not.

All I know is,

you’re mine tonight.

Love, Bruce is becoming incredible again.

- Love you. - Love you too.