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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:45,060 I got everything straightened out. So you had a bunch of malware on your 2 00:00:45,060 --> 00:00:46,420 computer, got that all cleaned up. 3 00:00:46,900 --> 00:00:50,420 Also, did a restore point and then got you a new antivirus, so it shouldn't 4 00:00:50,420 --> 00:00:51,420 happen again. 5 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:52,540 At least not for a while. 6 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:57,280 Also, did that on both your desktop and your laptop, so you should be all set. 7 00:00:58,380 --> 00:00:59,860 Actually, are you okay? 8 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:08,220 Do I look like a grandma to you, Brad? 9 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:10,970 What? 10 00:01:12,010 --> 00:01:14,610 I don't know why. 11 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:17,910 Go to sleep, Brad. 12 00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:19,329 Go to sleep. 13 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:20,330 Make yourself comfortable. 14 00:01:30,310 --> 00:01:33,910 I got a call today, Brad. 15 00:01:35,110 --> 00:01:37,770 I got a call from my son. 16 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:43,300 and son in Florida. Do you know what he told me? 17 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:47,060 He told me that they had twins today. 18 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,240 Twins! 19 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:50,960 Two! 20 00:01:51,260 --> 00:01:53,500 Well, yeah, that's good news. Congratulations. 21 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:59,340 No, it's not good because it means that I'm a grandmother. 22 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:01,580 I am now a grandmother twice over. 23 00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:05,840 I'm a grandmother. Do you know what that sounds like? I'm a grand... I'm a 24 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:06,920 grandmother. 25 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,480 You know, that's the fancy way of saying granny. 26 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:13,840 I'm a grandmother. 27 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:21,140 I can't deal with being a grandmother. How am I going to go to the bar, sit 28 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:25,400 on a stool and say, hi, I want to see pictures of my grandbabies? 29 00:02:25,820 --> 00:02:27,080 It's preposterous. 30 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:31,840 Brad? 31 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,040 You're a young man. You date. You... 32 00:02:38,030 --> 00:02:39,630 You're good with girls, right? 33 00:02:39,850 --> 00:02:40,850 Right? 34 00:02:41,110 --> 00:02:42,410 Uh, I do. 35 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:43,830 Yes. 36 00:02:44,550 --> 00:02:48,650 Looking at a person like me, would you consider me attractive? 37 00:02:49,350 --> 00:02:54,650 I mean, a grandmother like me. Say you didn't know I was a grandmother. Would 38 00:02:54,650 --> 00:02:55,650 you find me attractive? 39 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:57,670 Yeah, very much. 40 00:02:59,890 --> 00:03:02,710 I feel like you're just trying not to hurt my feelings. 41 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:04,250 Come over here. 42 00:03:12,330 --> 00:03:19,050 If I were to come up to you at a bar and start just 43 00:03:19,050 --> 00:03:24,530 shamelessly flirting with you, would you be into it or would you be embarrassed 44 00:03:24,530 --> 00:03:25,530 for me? 45 00:03:25,710 --> 00:03:27,010 I'd be into it. 46 00:03:28,790 --> 00:03:30,790 How into it would you be, Brandon? 47 00:03:32,970 --> 00:03:33,970 All the way. 48 00:03:35,270 --> 00:03:41,630 I see. I see. Well, you're doing wonders for my ego, I've got to tell you. 49 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:47,480 But, you know, doesn't the grandmother thing just kind of turn you off a little 50 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:48,480 bit? 51 00:03:49,660 --> 00:03:53,480 I mean, I'm not saying it's going to be my new opening line or anything. 52 00:03:53,740 --> 00:03:55,120 You know, hi, I'm a grandma. 53 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,020 Actually, I think it's hot. 54 00:04:00,260 --> 00:04:02,100 So you think that's hot. 55 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Hmm. 56 00:04:04,580 --> 00:04:07,100 I don't know. Maybe I've misjudged my situation. 57 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:13,270 Do you have any place else you have to be this afternoon? 58 00:04:13,810 --> 00:04:20,649 Right? Anybody else with a computer in desperate need of wiring or fixing or... 59 00:04:20,649 --> 00:04:21,850 I have some time. 60 00:04:22,089 --> 00:04:23,090 Unmalling. 61 00:04:25,150 --> 00:04:32,010 Well, what do you say you hang out and you can prove to 62 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:36,570 me how much you don't think I look horribly like an old granny? 63 00:04:37,530 --> 00:04:39,290 Are you trying to seduce me, Miss Crane? 64 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:46,130 Well, good. I think you need to hang out. 65 00:05:42,619 --> 00:05:44,360 Do you want some of this? 66 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:49,880 monkey puddle going on down there. 67 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:56,040 Oh, it's my lucky day. 68 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:58,400 Mine too. 69 00:08:16,780 --> 00:08:17,780 Boop. 70 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:45,680 More, more. 71 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,580 Make me feel like a granny? 72 00:12:55,340 --> 00:13:01,740 What else can you do to make me feel yummy and yum? 73 00:13:30,990 --> 00:13:32,750 You can fuck me with this big cock. 74 00:13:33,590 --> 00:13:36,110 Would you like it? I think I can. 75 00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:39,190 Like my cocky man here? 76 00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:50,190 I have you all to my own, don't I? 77 00:18:55,370 --> 00:18:56,370 Excuse me, I need... 78 00:24:17,870 --> 00:24:18,870 It tastes really good. 5358

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