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New morning new day

I don't look back.

for artificial respiration

just shake the ball

I am stoned over time.

lots of memories

so let's pretend

and stand on your head in it now

last round

if you call

last round

before we turn off completely

let it be

last round

last round

- Is it just you?
- It looks like this. Where is Laske?

- He's probably at school.
- So late anyway?

- I'm not keeping an eye on him.
- Fine. Then we'll say it.

- Hi, Dad.
- Hello, Fnuggi. Please set the table.

- Ash isn't home yet.
- He should be here in four seconds.

- What? Are you keeping an eye on him?
- Well...

- Hey.
- Hi, Aske. It was a little late.

- You haven't even set the table.
- Did you get the accessories?

- Hello, honey.
- French fries! How many can you have?

Just eat.
But there has to be Sune.

I can't get used to the deep
Voice! You are becoming a man.

- I can't hear a difference.
- The voice changes during puberty.

- How delicious you made it.
- Aske has helped with the accessories.

- The grill helped with the fries.
- This one looks nice and crispy.

- Mom, it's chicken.
- We don't eat that, right?

No, damn it. Good thing you got mine.
Open your eyes to the vegan lifestyle.

Yes, nice.
Is the salad also from the grill?

- No, it is...
- It's from EFKA in the center.

- How do you know that?
- He's watching you.

On "Find My Family".

All people have the right to privacy.
And food.

- Where did you go?
- Are you spying on me?

I was looking for information. Many fathers
keep an eye on their children.

You are not my father. I don't want to
being monitored. Delete me from the app.

It is good security,
if the accident should happen one day.

So you can see:
Where is my child?

- Yes. Or my boyfriend.
- What?

- You can't see the adults, right?
- Yes, of course. You're next to me.

Yes. So let's make a deal, -

- just checking up on each other
in an emergency situation.

- You promise that?
- Yes. I made a mistake.

I'm keeping track of the troops. It's
my responsibility as a stay-at-home dad.

It was a shame,
You got fired from that gym.

- We're not talking about that.
- I have to go.

Are you going out again tonight?

Yes. I'm going to the nursing home.
and sort out the last of Mom's things.

They clean her room after
The funeral is on Saturday. It's sad.

She was old.
It's the way of nature.

That's right, Jørn.

- What other plans do you have?
- I'm going to a café evening at the club.

- I'm going to perform with the band.
- Didn't you guys break up?

- No, Benjamin went out.
- But it was just the two of you?

Yes. But I'm still in.

- Then just run away.
- I need to change.

- Yes, and you have to be home by 10 at the latest.
- Yes. See you.

At least not later than 11, right?

It's hard to be a caregiver,
when you give counter orders.

- Good evening.
- Jesus Christ.

Are you ready for ninja training?
I packed a little differently.

- So, about the club...
- Damn good idea.

- I've kind of made a deal...
- Today? Thursday?

- We usually train on Thursdays.
- I know that.

Yes. Maybe it doesn't make sense.
to train so much.

The most important thing for a ninja
is to train.

Yes, yes. But now we don't have
no more missions.

- No, but still...
- Well, Eberfroe is gone.

In reality
I've been thinking about...

I'm with you.
I hear 100% what you're saying.

We need a new mission.
Criminals we can take down.

We need action. Let's see,
What we can find of shady types.

Go, human.

I know a place.
with lots of scary guys.

Really? Where?

we're at the club again

we're at the club again

we have been VIP since the fifth...

- Café evening at the club?
- The perfect place to keep watch.

- Who are they there?
- I don't know. They seem creepy.

There are guaranteed to be more inside.
We can divide ourselves into two teams.

I'm scouting inside.
Then you monitor from here.

- Okay.
- I can't come in with...

- A what? A teddy bear?
- It's best if you don't get seen.

We must be secret.
I go in and pretend like nothing happened.

- Pooh-pooh.
- And you wait outside.

You are behind enemy lines.
I'm our man in the field.

This is going to be good.
We're back at it again.

Enter the door, remember to cross it off.

ceramics leather belts

linked keychain

- Ash! Do you want to play billiards?
- Technically it's a pool.

- Billiards has pins and fewer balls.
- Then stop. Are you coming?

- I need something to drink.
- Nice to see you. The usual?

- Can we get some service?
- Two virgin mojitos.

- Single shot iced latte, lactose-free.
- There is soda.

- It's boring.
- Yes, great. Two Cokes.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Uh... I'm going to...
- Ash, I was thinking...

- So...
- Yes yes ... So nice.

- Jessica, what do you want?
- Just a Coke, I think.

- Well, who wins?
- I think I do.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Emily is our new classmate.
- I'll start after the summer holidays.

- Do you want to join?
- Now we're playing.

He's going to get angry at them.
Then he has to pay.

- For both of you?
- I can't settle for just one.

Thanks for the fight.
Do you want a beating too?

- Do you want to play?
- Be careful. She's dangerous.

Stop it. She's swallowing you.
with her eyes, there.

Jessica was Aske's lady. Wild, right?
But she also ran away quickly.

- Thanks to Odysseus.
- With Marco.

Who is Marco?

- Hey there. Do you have it?
- Sure, man. Check it out.

No, not here.

When talking about the sun.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Oh my god, Jess.

- Shit, and type.
- Boring guy.

Gangster type from Hybengaarden.
A bad boy.

- There are some that do.
- Yes.

Okay, kids. One, two...

Welcome. We need to finish the party.
starting with the first musical performance.

Are you ready, Sune?
Give a big hand to the Funky Boys!

Wow! Thank you very much.

I would like to play a song,
which is called "BFFENMW H".

Or "Best Friends Forever"
No Matter What Happens"!

B F F E N M W H

Before you say anything...
That's my brother.

He is cute.

You are always standing here next to me.

in the same way homie

- yes or we check in on SoMe
- Come on.

I'll be back in a bit, baby.

and honest

let's go

What'?

like a party room with a party in it

What could be next?

B F F E N M W H

B F F E N M W H

you're so uh to it

yes a real superstar

I have to pee.

You can never use my heart.

- What the hell are you doing?
- Let go of me!

Thank you! I fucking love you!

- Shit! Sorry. I fell.
- Hey. What's going on with you?

- Sorry.
- She's done with you.

Marco, stop. It was an accident.

- No.
- Fuck you.

Give a hand to Benjamin,
who unfortunately didn't want to be here.

What the hell are you doing?

Why did you let him?
treat you like that?

I didn't ninja train you.
to let yourself be humiliated by a drug dealer.

He has the goods in his handbag.
He's standing there selling. So I ran in.

- You should keep an eye on it from outside!
- I waved. You didn't see anything.

- Don't you care about the mission?
- I was just standing there talking.

So you just wanted to come in
and hold a club?

- Sorry, I'm having a good time. Let's go.
- We are on the trail of a criminal.

Get a grip, Batman. Maybe he'll sell.
something, but he's not a child murderer.

That's Jessica's boyfriend.
I can't...

Hey, Ash!
What happened to him Marco?

Nothing.
I just think he...

Stop!

- No!
- What the hell are you doing?

- Then Marco can learn it.
- What can I learn?

What?
What the fuck are you doing, man?

- It wasn't me.
- Shit, this is going wrong.

I'll get the others.

Hey, come and take a look!
There will be a fight!

Marco, relax now.

- I'll smash you.
- Calm down.

Come now, Marco.
Smash him one.

Come on, human.
Into the fight.

That's it, Ash! Down with him!

- Like this.
- Then you hammer him.

- Well done, Ash.
- Hey! Hello! Stop it right now!

We should not have
Toxic masculinity here.

Then we go our separate ways.
You can grind in, kids.

Damn.

You are done.

- I want to talk to you.
- It was a misunderstanding.

The club must be a safe space.

Zero tolerance
against violence and vandalism.

- So you get a four-week quarantine.
- What? That's so unfair.

Ask yourself: "What kind of
"Do I want to be human?"

Will you choose the path of violence?
and become a bully, -

- or do you want to meet people
with love?

- Well...
- Think about it, Ash.

There are pancakes for you two.

- We should have a little fun.
- See you, Ash.

It's perfect. Marco doesn't know,
We know what he's up to.

We need to set a good trap for him.

Hey! Are you listening?

I have been quarantined for four weeks.
Was it necessary?

You don't have time for that kindergarten.
Now we have a mission.

- We can get Hybengaarden after us.
- They can just arrive.

The best.

It's burning!
Man, it's burning!

Shit!

What the fuck?

- Shit. What's going on?
- Be careful. Not too close.

- There, Dad. There's also some fire.
- I need some more water.

- Call the fire department.
- They have more important things to do.

You should always call the fire department.
immediately.

- Yes, that's what I said.
- Is that your grill?

- Yes.
- And you haven't had a fire in it?

We haven't used it at all this year.
We live vegan.

Then the fire must be set. Have you
Any idea who did it?

- Well...
- Any enemies?

- No.
- You haven't been rude to anyone?

It was Marco.
and his gangster friends.

- Are you sure?
- I saw a black car.

There could have been Hybengaarden
on the license plate.

Now the ball is in our half of the field.
We must strike back hard and without mercy.

That's the only way.
to stop someone like him.

No. No more violence. I should
Never get into that shit.

Marco and I are white.
No more firewood on the fire.

- Sissy boy.
- You don't say that anymore.

Do you still say bitch?

You can turn your back on the problems,
but don't run away from them.

After him!

- Run away, Ash!
- You're done!

- Okay, we have him.
- I got you, Laske!

Whoop whoop.
It's outside, boys.

Lorteunger.

- It's a war zone.
- Not in the face.

Last year, someone cried.
It's no use.

- That's her, Emily.
- Halloumi sauce.

- Weren't you supposed to start after the holidays?
- Yeah. I got a tour.

- By Ulla.
- The Queen of Horror.

- Off.
- What's happening?

- I'm falling apart.
- Does it hurt?

No no, but I'm just rushing over.
to the school dentist.

- Well. Wild enough.
- Yes. But I'm also going to move on.

Down at the club with Marco...
It wasn't at all...

I'm not that kind of violent.

- Okay. What kind of guy are you?
- I'm such a really nice guy.

- Really?
- Everyone says that.

"Who, Ash?"
The clever one?"

I'm just a boss bitch.

I said:
"I expect you to provide."

- I am a princess.
- It's not Children's Aid Day.

- You know where I come from.
- We live in the same place.

What do you say, Jessica?

- Taxes? Hello?
- The Twin Towers of Jess.

- You're rocking, girlie.
- Yes. I'm coming.

I know all the good places in town.
Both of them.

- So I'm just asking you?
- I can give you a tour.

- My own private tour guide.
- Exactly.

When would that be?

Here you have, for example, a tunnel.
Very typical for this area.

- What is such a slob made of?
- This one is cement.

Some of the others in the area
is concrete, actually.

- And what is that?
- It's the Builder. Or it was.

They are building a center.
It has stalled.

You're not allowed to be in there anymore.

- Now, have you moved?
- Yes, we are.

- To the Quince Grove.
- You have a long way to go to school.

- Where do you live?
- Right up here.

- You don't have to hang on to me.
- What?

I promised to show you around.

- Do you know what you have to show me?
- Uh, no.

Your room.

- Hello.
- Hey, Lademann. You have friends with you.

- Hello. Emily.
- Have you seen my hemorrhoid ointment?

- Ash. You're home early.
- It's Jorn.

- Askes far.
- Stepfather.

- Emily.
- A girl visiting...

Ash cares the most
to have boy friends.

But we've gotten there...
We've never had a big talk.

- Hello.
- That's my brother, Sune.

- Where are the chips?
- Aren't you supposed to be a crab?

I chose to change clothes out of respect for
those with shellfish allergies.

- I'm running away.
- Are you going out?

I promised Uncle Stewart I'd go with him.
him out to find some black clothes -

for Mom's funeral.

- Of course.
- I'm sorry, your grandmother is dead.

That's actually my grandmother. You can
then invite Emily to the funeral.

You don't just invite people
for a funeral.

No. Mentally weak.
You are more than welcome.

How sweet she is, Ash.
Really good energy.

- Mom, that...
- Uh, I have to go. Kisses.

- See you later. Bye, Emily.
- Yes, hello, honey.

- How cute she is. Do you live up here?
- Yes. Now I'll show you.

Are you going up to the room?

- Is it in here?
- Yes! It's in here.

Now we're going in! Both of us!

- Yes, that's my room.
- Cozy.

- God, is that you?
- What?

You are a hero.

He doesn't want to hurt any more children.

How super cute!

Yes, right?
It usually lies over here.

- How cute that you have a teddy bear.
- I don't call it a teddy bear.

Sorry for the disturbance.
Here's a little refreshment.

- Ash, do you have a minute?
- No?

Two seconds.

- What now?
- It's great that you've got a...

Ven?
- Namely.

It's my responsibility as a father... figure -

- to dress for
challenges of adult life.

Men and women are different.
Women typically have...

Little teddy bear... Is that you?

Is that who you are?

If you carefully use your fingers...

- What's happening?
- It stung me.

As if it were alive.

- Those are the eyes. It's lifelike.
- Off to hell.

What the fuck are you doing?
Shouldn't I follow you up to the road?

- Okay. Hello again.
- Well... What time...?

- See you later.
- Yes.

- So. Then we can really call you.
- Yes.

- A shame, Jørn was so tiring.
- What about your real father?

I have never met him.
It must have been a whirlwind romance.

They have never lived together.
I don't know his name.

Have you never wanted to visit him?

No. My mother doesn't want it. She
Goes into a tailspin when I mention him.

Too bad. I can't imagine.
not knowing my father.

My mother died when I was little,
So I only have him. He means everything.

Fuck.

- Are we being spied on?
- What? No, no.

Thanks for the tour.
A truly exciting municipality.

See you, Lademan.

Fuck.

Shut up, Morgan. Get down.
Then you can run outside and have tea.

He doesn't do anything.

- You were right. He won't stop.
- I need that again.

- Marco's friends are after me!
- No, the first one.

You were right!
They followed me.

Okay. So you're ready to
to do it my way?

- I don't want to fight.
- Who says you have to?

Something works better than violence. Fear.
He must be lured out of the bush.

Okay. So how are we going to do it?

By utilizing
every man's weakest point.

The ham.

swipe the card

swipe the card

- Labello is just better in your pocket.
- How small are your pockets?

- Raspberry Vaseline is great.
- Also on your cuticles.

There she is.
Then you do as I said.

- Hello, Mie and Fie.
- You don't have the last day of school.

- You're probably a year too early.
- Yes, at most. At least.

- Ulla wants to talk to you in the office.
- No, in the middle of the party?

There's something wrong with it.
your high school choice.

- Maybe we're not in the same class?
- Or they have moved us to Ishøj.

- You shouldn't joke about that.
- Then we'll have to be tramp girls.

- It's going to be a summer, Stig Lommer.
- Who?

- Hello.
- I'm sorry about Marco.

Well... yes...
Can I show you something?

- Yes.
- Good. Then put your phone here.

- Is it a magic trick?
- Yes, kind of.

- Vent!
- What?

- You have to close your eyes.
- Okay.

- And what now?
- Give me your hand. The right one.

You need to think about your favorite food,
while pointing.

And then I just ask
the wise man's stone.

If you get black on your finger,
I'm freaking out.

- Can I open my eyes?
- Not yet.

I need to check your lifeline.

- My what?
- Lifeline.

- It's long. You're getting old.
- Can you tell the truth?

Hi, Marco, this is Jessica. I
miss you. Can we meet at school?

- But does it say anything about love?
- Yes, actually.

- Have I found the right one?
- Yes, of course.

- I have to make sure I get in.
- But you're with the wrong person.

I'm in the basement during gymnastics.
All alone.

Come down to me,
without anyone seeing you.

You deserved better.
Someone who can see that you are...

... that you are just completely ...

... fantastic.

I hope you come, bad boy.
You won't regret it.

You have three children and a dog.

And your phone changes places.
That was good, wasn't it?

- Hello! Total liar-Poul!
- She wouldn't talk to us.

How childish are you?
Would you just like us to go for a run?

Then it was probably Anne and Hanne.
I just have to find them.

- So what, Jess?
- Did something happen?

- Have you been violated?
- Did he baptize you?

Should we help you throw up?

- Did you manage to do it?
- Yep. Off to the basement.

It's buzzing in my gums there.

are you stupid

can't eat lobster anymore

is mute

here it smells of fear and cloves

Hey, Jessica?

- Jessica?
- I'm in here, bad boy.

- It's dark in there, huh?
- Are you afraid of the dark?

- No, no.
- Come closer.

- Where are you? Hello?
- I have to whisper something to you.

Shit, mand!

- Marco ...
- Who are you?

I've been watching you. Stay tuned.
from Ash, or you're done.

I guess I'll be nice!

If you or your buddies
looking at him again, -

You will pay the ultimate price.

- Did you understand me?
- I won't touch him! I swear!

What the hell is going on here?

Vent ...

Lorteunger.

- It seemed to work.
- Yes. Of course.

So you trust me from now on?

We need to get back on track.
and get on with your training.

- We start tomorrow.
- It's going to be difficult.

- Why is that?
- Yes, we're going to a funeral.

We are gathered to say goodbye to
Ragnhild Fedorika Habakuk Mogensen.

Grandma was always happy and cheerful.
Or happy at least.

We cannot be sure of that,
but she never complained.

Especially because she was mute.

But a little strange joke
she said now and then.

Grandma loved toast.

Parisertoast, cowboytoast,
French toast.

Also the big toast breads
from Net.

In short, all kinds of toast.

Almost gluten-free toast,
which we forsake like the Devil.

Hello! What the hell?
Did you start without the captain?

Then the brother of the mother-in-law,
Stewart Stenstrom, -

insi... asked to have the floor.

Good morning, Harry.
Hello, Ash. And Sirene.

You should wear a little more black.
Preferably without deaths.

- Aren't you supposed to buy him clothes?
- That was all they had.

- Arh, I want to...
- Oh, Mother!

Yes... Dear Mom.

Then the old ticking clock would
no more.

You were something for yourself. Just
something for me...all of us.

A lovely lady.
Well, but I won't say much.

I have written a song for Mom,
She must take it with her on the road.

Organist! Are you in?

Yessir. Like this.
Step back.

Yes, sir, you have it. That's it.
just full quadruple jump in C major.

May'mother you are dead today

You are someone we care about.

Now your body is cold and stiff

just like you usually do

Bowl!
with ty...

Come on!

back when the German banked on

a Gestapo chief you saw

Yes, plus VAT.

after the war not so funny

fostered just a memory

That's how we managed it.

so you went to Vesterbro

made money you were good

Soon your tile became marble.

you came into the heat

- Know it by heart.
- Sorry...

Away! There's one more verse.

Mother

Do you remember that time?

that's how it was back then

well tightened in leather strap

- And then, unfortunately, I think...
- Hey! Leave me alone.

What? Hello, Mom. One last goodbye.
How cozy. Hello, hello!

- You mustn't do that!
- It's gas! You can take it.

- Stop it immediately!
- Yes, uncle. Leave Mom alone.

- You can't.
- Speak nicely. I'm cranky in the morning.

- Put her back.
- Relax. I'll give you a hooker.

- That's not how you talk in the house of God.
- So sex worker.

Take the bars. We'll get her up.

- Obsessed.
- Good to see you, Mom.

Can you enjoy yourself?

Before anything goes wrong, we follow
Ragnhild out to the hearse, -

- who will drive her
to the crematorium.

Stop! Wait a minute.

- Now we'll let Mom go.
- Giv slip.

Yes, let go of the pain.
Ash, I insist...

Get away from me, damn it!
You are not my father!

- Goodbye, Mom.
- Be careful. I'm just going to...

- See you at the barbecue, Mom.
- Stop!

Free?

- Vent! Emily?
- Hi, Ash.

- I just wanted to...
- Give me a lift to the crematorium.

- Why?
- It's an emergency.

- Hop on.
- Where are you going?

I'm driving with Emily.
See you at home.

- It's twelve o'clock. Then it's lunch.
- Wonderful! We're going.

- What do you want? A pizza?
- Not always something from an oven.

I almost forgot about this one.

Fuck.

- TN!
- Help!

Shit. TN!

- Human, help me.
- I'm here.

Can't you jump out of your body?
Over into an animal?

TN!

- Help me, human.
- What's happening?

- Who's in there?
- Don't be alarmed.

Get me out of here!

- I know.
- You have a talking...

I'm not a ba... teddy bear.

He should have been taken back.
But TN chose to stay.

So you live with a 400 year old
ancient Japanese vengeful spirit?

It was a secret. Tell the ham.
the color of your downpipes.

- It sounds like a bad cartoon.
- No, like the world's coolest cartoon.

Are you running around at night?
and save the world?

- Yes. There can't be more people.
- Don't be afraid of me.

- I'm not afraid of anything.
- Yes, for fire.

Come on. We have a mission.

- Are you sure it was Marco?
- Absolutely. But I have a plan.

It seems like they're planning
makes it all much worse.

Does your girlfriend want
keep talking to me?

- Hello.
- Well, there you are.

- Are you going?
- Yes, I'm just going to...

Just walk in. The whole family is there.
I'll be back.

Then she escaped from the basement...
Hello, Aske. With companion.

- Are you on a date during the funeral?
- No, no, I...

I'm going out and have a Look-a-light.
Are you nice to wipe off?

With pleasure.
Ann Beatriz, then we have to work!

- Stewart, hold up!
- That's how they should feel, that kind of thing.

- It's cozy racism.
- I meant bitches in general.

But be preserved,
That's nice.

- Where did Sirene go?
- She just left.

- Where was she going?
- She's running around a lot these days.

Is she out to hurl honey?
She's probably lying to the postman.

I just have to check where...

- It's probably not an emergency.
- So. Fnuggi, do you want to...?

- She's just down town.
- Should we go up?

- Right by the supermarket.
- Diagonally opposite Hotel Kødets Lyst.

She will be home again soon.
They only rent on an hourly basis.

- Laska? There are guests.
- I know that.

So, to you.

That's fine.
I'm going to call my father.

- Hi, Ash.
- Jessica.

- I did it.
- What?

I did as you said,
and broke up with Marco.

- Do you really?
- Yes.

Okay... well...

He turned white in the head when I
mentioned you. I don't think I saw that.

Sometimes you need to use
A kick in the ass. So thank you, Aske.

- Preserved.
- It's always been you.

- You who tickles your stomach.
- Ash, I was thinking about...

- Hello.
- Hello.

It's Emily.
Emily, it's Jessica.

Jesus Christ! Phew.
Ash, do you have an extra toilet brush?

- You have several ladies in play.
- It wasn't meant to be disruptive.

I'm just waiting in the room.

Jessica?

- Oops.
- It runs in the family.

I am also a player. Once upon a time
I had three fires going at the same time.

But then I got fired too.
as a disability assistant.

- I do!
- I'm done. Marco will kill me.

- What now?
- Aren't you making it worse than it is?

"Let's decide. The builder
"At eight, if you dare. Marco."

Dare? Is he completely gone? He is
so done. I'll find some weapons.

- How about talking to him?
- Shut up, how stupidly said. Right?

Emily is right.
I have to try to talk to him.

Remember to ask,
What shampoo does he use?

- And whether he has pets.
- I'm going in alone.

- Do you want flowers?
- Stop yourself.

- I was talking to the other chick.
- Marco? Then I'm here.

Can't we talk about this?

Hello?

Marco?

Be careful!

That's what I said.
I'll take him.

- Where the hell did he go?
- There!

I'm running behind.

Idiot.

Oh no! TN!

Marco? Stop.

Free!

TN!

No, no.

TN?

- I can't!
- TN, are you okay?

- What happened?
- I can't really remember anything.

Do you remember your social security number?

- No, I don't think so.
- That sounds like a concussion.

Well, you got the point across, do you think?

We'll take you in for a checkup.
And what about you?

No. I have to take care of something.

- Aren't they fucking dangerous?
- No, super healthy. It's apple flavor.

There he is.

- Where did you go?
- I just had to do something.

- Do you have it?
- Of course.

- Marco!
- Then there's the Tour de France.

- Take it easy.
- You just stay away.

This one is for Emily.

You're done bothering me!
Understood?

You stop right now!
Or...

And you're done.
to set things on fire.

And running around with your stick,
little bag and sell your shit!

You know,
How much money is it for?

You will get beaten,
if you say one more word.

Relax, man.

Like this, human.
It suits you to get into character.

I am proud of you.

Do you know where you are?

a fucked up place to be

Hi, you've called Emily.

It's Aske. I hope you're okay.
Marco won't bother us anymore.

- We've dealt with him. In our own way.
- Call me as soon as you can. Hello.

Listen here...

- Do you want something?
- God, I was so scared.

Hello, Ash.

- Do we know each other?
- Yes... Or no.

- You don't know me.
- Who are you?

I am your father, Aske. Sorry if
It seemed like I was stalking you.

- It was difficult to make contact.
- My father?

You don't have to call me that.
My name is Torben.

Well, how...?

Sirene and I knew each other briefly.
long ago.

- I wasn't supposed to be in your life.
- Mom said you left.

Only out of respect for her decision.
I've always dreamed of meeting you.

- And now it's finally happening.
- Yes. I...

I don't want to pressure you. I understand,
if you think the race is over.

But I will teach you the megagames
to know. Can I give you my number?

- Torben?
- Yes, I'm sorry.

- How crazy. I'll...
- Yes, of course.

- That's a bit much.
- I'm leaving in a few days.

If you need anything
or just want to talk, then just call.

- Okay.
- Think about it, Ash.

I hope you'll want to see me.
Take care of yourself.

Hello, hello.

- So it was your father in the car?
- Uh, yeah. Obviously.

- Stop it, that's stupid!
- Where were you yesterday?

I ran in EFKA
to get more coffee.

Then I ran into Hanne Fletgaard
from ceramics.

So you and Hanne Fletgaard
train at Hotel Kødets Lyst?

Jørn, have you been watching me?
We had a deal!

- Your mother is a cheap...
- Weren't you supposed to study for the exam?

We went into the café on the ground floor.
We just had a cup of tea.

- The receipt says something different.
- Did you rummage through my bag?

- Everyone has the right to privacy.
- And food.

- Medium rare tomahawksteak.
- Hanne got hungry.

I'll promise that. 850 grams?
A drone for a 47-kilogram woman.

Everything makes sense!
The meetings, the makeup, the overtime.

Who is he, Siren?

Now I have to.

- Good morning.
- Are you Aske's mother?

Yes. What is it about?

We want to have
an unreserved apology.

What?

Your son has unprovoked
assaulted Marco.

- I didn't think you were like that.
- Mom, try to hear...

You don't always know them,
you live with.

- You?
- He's been harassing Marco all week.

- Is that true?
- And what does your son do?

- Marco is a good boy.
- He attacked me last night.

- And he got Emily to the hospital.
- What are you talking about?

Marco was sitting doing homework,
until he met up with his friends.

I saw him!
You escaped on a scooter.

My scooter has been zigzagged.

Marco's scooter and helmet
was stolen yesterday.

If your son has taken it,
So give it back to us.

Your son supplies everyone in the club
with drugs.

- What? That's a lie.
- See for yourself.

- What are you doing?
- What the hell?

Marco has a successful business.
He deals in rare Pekimun cards.

Pekimun? How funny they are!
Have you seen this one?

I would rather see,
what Hanne has put into practice.

- Jorn ...
- Be careful. They're quite expensive.

Your son threw Marco's bag into the water.
and destroyed a card worth 8,000 kroner.

- Fonsilansepus.
- In third evolution!

- I was sure...
- That pays Aske back.

- Shrimp cocktail. Two pieces.
- Jørn, stop it.

We will draw a line over it if
Aske apologizes to Marco.

- It was just missing.
- What about the fire?

- What are you talking about?
- Spareribs optional?

- Our shed burned down!
- You slashed my tire!

- Crispy chicken?
- And the fire in the shed?

- It wasn't me!
- Admit it!

- Wild boar shank!
- No more accusations.

- He wanted revenge!
- Marco didn't set fire to that shed.

- Beef brisket ...
- How do you know?

Because it was me!

What?

I set fire to the shed at a
Accident. I forgot to turn off the grill.

Yes, Jørn, I was grilling sausages on the sly!
I couldn't resist the temptation.

Have you eaten meat?
Does that mean...?

Don't throw it in my face.
It was me. Alone. I ate it all!

- I'm ashamed. My desire...
- Do you think I ate salad out of desire?

Maybe we should...

Spare ribs! I thought...
you had an innocent affair, -

- and then you get mad
with animal products!

- How long has this been going on?
- Only one month.

We can see you have some problems,
You have to work with. Come on, Marco.

Did it taste good?
Did you get barbecue sauce for those ribs?

- Marco, sorry.
- Don't. You've done enough damage.

I'm miserable. Forgive me.

Maybe I'm not capable of that.
That's deception.

- I'm looking at Emily.
- You stay here, young man!

- You're under house arrest!
- It won't work. You're not my father!

I am your mother, and I support Jørn.
I don't even recognize you anymore.

You are under house arrest for a month.
It is a joint decision.

Like the joint decision on
to live vegan?

I heard everything. Wasn't it Marco?
So he from Byggeren is still out there.

Hold dog op!
It's all your fault!

- I thought Marco...
- You thought everything was possible!

He was innocent,
and I smashed him because of you.

You made me something,
I don't want to be.

- To a ninja.
- Okay, so listen here.

I don't want to be a ninja anymore.
I am 14 years old!

I can handle myself.
Congratulations, your mission is complete.

If you slip,
I can't protect you.

I can call the police.
like normal people.

Then maybe I should go back to
eternity. You ungrateful piece of shit!

- Yes, maybe you should.
- You don't mean that!

I'm tired of hearing what
I have to do. You are not my father.

- You are a...
- You're not saying that.

You are a teddy bear!

Hi, Emily. I'll be over at
the hospital. Hope I can find you.

Emily? Did they send you home?
Are you okay?

I feel better now. It was
Luckily not a concussion.

I have found out,
It wasn't Marco.

I know that.
I saw who did it.

Can someone please explain to me?

I thought

you go and trust blindly

but ends with

Now I am standing here.

reality has completely gone out of whack

I don't know anymore.

leaves behind a grapefruit flavor

have nothing more to say'

whatever we had

- Are you okay?
- He's gone.

- Who?
- TN. He's gone back.

- You're going too, aren't you?
- I'll stay here. With you.

It's okay.
I've talked to my father.

By the way, I also have
talked to my father.

He asked if we should meet.

- Then you should do that.
- I don't know...

- He's leaving in a few days.
- Then do it now.

Hey... I'm coming with you.

- You should have let me in.
- I should have done that.

- I want to share everything with you.
- Everything?

- Also a 850 gram tomahawk steak?
- Oh, Jorn!

With extra pepper sauce?

You're naughty! Jørn!

Ad!

- Hi, Fluffy.
- What's happening?

Sirene and I are going to a hotel.

We have some things,
We should have talked it over.

- Call if there's anything.
- Or don't.

- Are you going to tell Aske? He sulks.
- He is under house arrest and is not allowed to leave.

I'm so glad you called.
It's cool with your mom, right?

Yes, yes. It's Emily.

- Is it okay if she comes along?
- So cozy. Come in.

I'm renting the cabin until I know,
what's going to happen. Nice, right?

- Yes, absolutely amazing.
- What do you say to goulash?

I say mega advice.

What?

- Well, it wasn't anything important?
- No, no. Not at all.

Laske? Hello? Are you mad?

The adults have left. Hello?

Hey, TN. It's just me.
You can wake up.

Hey. Hello? TN?

- I can't leave my body.
- What?

I wanted to go back to eternity.

- Why?
- I wasn't needed here anymore.

- There must be, since I don't...
- What?

- The man... He must be in danger.
- So, where is Ash?

I'm coming! Ash, is that you?

- Where is Aske? With Emily?
- I think so.

The police thought,
I set fire to the Builder last night.

It took them an hour to check,
I was with Mie and Fie.

When I finally had to go,
I saw this on the bulletin board.

What?

Then I got a job.
at an advertising agency in Oslo.

- Then I started selling chalk.
- Exciting.

I don't know now.
A little dessert?

- I have an ice cream cake in the freezer.
- Shouldn't I go get it?

Thank you. That's sweet of you.
Also remember to bring a knife.

I'll find a good, sharp one.

- Well, what a beautiful place, Dad.
- It's wonderfully peaceful here.

You are very isolated.
You have the forest all to yourself.

- Whoa? What's going on?
- What a piece of shit.

It's probably just a fuse.
I'll be back in two minutes.

- Are you okay, Emily?
- Yes, it's under control.

- Hi, Sune. What's up?
- Where are you? Is Emily there?

- Ja, men hun ...
- Get away, brother.

- What are you talking about?
- Look at the picture I sent.

- It's Emily!
- She is wanted by the police.

Stuck from
the secured institution Bornedal.

She has been hospitalized,
since her father died in Thailand.

Look under the picture. See her name!

Emily ... Eberfrø.

That is Philip Eberfrø's daughter.

She wants revenge on you.

- Who are you talking to?
- It was Sune. I have to go now.

- My mother has become ill.
- Well. What's wrong with her?

- She's crazy! Get away now!
- You're not going anywhere.

I said: Stay here!

- Shit.
- Fuck.

Emily! Relax!

- We have to call the police.
- Fuck the police. We have to help him.

Agreed. Emily has been wanted.
for 14 days and they haven't even...

What the fuck is going on?

Free!

Torben! Torben.
It's Emily. She...

- Free?
- What are you doing?

- Ash, calm down.
- Your beard...

- What?
- What is happening?

There's probably no reason to.
to pull the tension.

It's been a long time, huh, Ash?
Have you missed me?

- Boar's nest?
- I've only been thinking about you.

That can't be done.

Everything is possible in Thailand.
If you have money.

Also a fake death certificate.

Stay here, Ash.
Now we're going to have a little fun.

- Hi, Ash.
- You've met my dear daughter.

She wanted to help her father.
and haven't had time for fun.

It was you at church.
And on the Builder.

We tried to get your teddy bear.
out of the way, but you managed it yourself.

You guys are crazy.

It was insanely fun.
to ruin your life.

Just like you ruined mine.
Day ham.

It's crazy, but ever since
We lived with a Japanese vengeful spirit.

- That sounds like a bad sign...
- We need to find the man now.

- It's an emergency.
- Min far har "Find My Family".

That's nice.
That's really good.

- Fantastic!
- I can't get any lower.

How wonderful!

- They're not answering.
- So what do we do?

Maybe I can log in.
on my dad's computer.

Password.
He never holds out his hand.

- Did you just write "Jessica"?
- Yes, that's strange.

- It came...
- My pronouns are he/him.

- Bingo!
- Can you see him?

What the hell is he doing out in the woods?

Where are you, Ash?
Knock-knock!

I'll find you.

- Uncle Stewart!
- What the hell? Can you stay out so late?

Emily and her father
will kill me!

There must be room for that too.
I have set up camp at the Buckedammen pond.

But I ran out of Fernet Branca.
You can't fish for eel without it.

- This seems familiar...
- Can't I drive into town?

- Of course. Where are we going?
- Just go away.

I've been there.
It's straightforward.

- Piss off. We need to use the road.
- You just stop there.

- Just drive by!
- You're probably cute.

But you can get a flat,
that can be heard all the way to Amager.

We are waiting here for my father.

Did you bring the trash?
in circumstances?

Okay, so where is your...

No! Stewart!

Hello again, Ash.
You have to go back.

- We did fine, huh?
- Yes, yes.

- Keep an eye on him. I'm going for a walk.
- Yes, father.

- Why are you doing that?
- For my father's revenge.

And then we live happily ever after
until the end of our days.

He doesn't care about you!
He's using you in his sick game.

- That doesn't fit.
- Your father is evil. He murders children!

Now he's making you a murderer too.
Is that what you want?

- Shut up!
- Hey! Stop that!

- Jessica? Sune?
- Get out of here!

- Go away, psycho.
- TN!

- Shit.
- I have you.

You owe me.
400 kroner for a taxi.

- TN, bring your sword.
- I do.

Coming here.

- Yes, we'll meet again, doll child.
- You?

But this time
I also have my toys with me.

Do you have a problem?
So take it with me.

Yes, that's what teddy bears do, right?
Like a snakebite.

- You got it from the horse's own mouth.
- No! Sune!

So. Sit down.

They are!

TN, you have to
to jump out of that body.

My sweet daughter told me,
that you are not fond of fire.

No!

Now, Aske? You're freezing.
We'll light it up properly.

It's between the two of us!
Keep Sune and Jessica out.

This is called "natural shrinkage".
Emily, will you take the bag?

- Yes, but...
- Emily, you can stop this now!

- Emily?
- Dad? Maybe it's best if we...

- I can count on my daughter, right?
- And ...

So get the bag!

Now, I'm going to move on.
You are going to die.

I will think of you,
when I toast bread.

Dad? There's only one plane ticket.

- Emily, please.
- You're not taking me with you?

I can't stand you running.
on the heels for time and eternity -

- because of my affair
with the cook.

And one of us must stay behind.
and take the blame.

You're welcome to do that.
for your dear father?

- You promised, Dad!
- Well... Arh, fuck it.

You are insane!

"Insane daughter of
deceased toy manufacturer -

- kills himself and local teenagers
in arson."

That sounds very good, then.
Don't you think so? Tuttelu.

Ashes? What do we do?

- TN? Jump into something.
- Not ...

- You have to let go.
- I couldn't do anything.

But you can now!

- TN, we need you.
- What?

I need you. Please!

- TN!
- Human ...

So.

No!

Oh no.
I really don't care about that.

Now you're mine, child murderer!
Hang in there, human. I'm here.

No, don't!

No, no, no!

Ash, come on. We have to get out of here.

- Free!
- Emily, vågn op! Kom.

- Get out of here quickly!
- What about you?

I'm going to stay here.

Av. What's happening? No.

TN! TN!

- Free!
- Human, stop.

It ends here for me.

- My soul is ready to find peace.
- But what about us?

Free,
You don't need me anymore.

- Well...
- You are ready to go your own way.

- Take care of yourself.
- Come on!

- You're not going anywhere, daughter.
- Giv slip!

- Help your father.
- You're not my father!

- Ash, come on.
- No!

TN ...

Hey, kids.
I must have fallen asleep.

Are you having a bonfire?

I have a frankfurter in my vest pocket.
Well, I must have eaten that.

The new grill is good.

It tastes amazing.

- Could we grill some toast?
- Delicious spare ribs.

Are there more beers?

- Do you two want sausage from me?
- Ej, offensive!

Fuck off, Frodo.

Welcome, everyone. Congratulations,
Fnuggi, with the great exam.

- No.
- You're suddenly getting so big.

He always has been.

- It was fat-shaming.
- You have a wide back. You can take it.

- Cheers anyway.
- Cheers. Congratulations, brother.

Then I'll just take the floor.
a moment here.

Now it is quite clear
Sune's big day.

But Ash, I know you've been thinking
very much about your biological father.

Who he is, where he lives. It was
hard for me to talk about because...

Yes, it was a one-night stand.

Your father and I
only had one wild night.

- Phew, that was wild.
- Men ...

- I had my whole head...
- Siren? Should we...?

Everyone has the right to know,
where they come from.

Yes. And food.

So I have invited
Your father here today, Aske.

That was probably my cue.

- What?
- Now you must have excused me.

Hi, Aske. We know each other.
a little in advance.

You all know who I am, but I
takes on a new role as Aske's father.

I thought,
We had to sing along to each other.

Grab an instrument.

- Jørn. I am Askes ...
- Jørn is my second father.

What a responsibility you have taken on.
You are a real friend.

Are you taking the leap?

You know what?
I'm not going anywhere.

- Shots fired.

Hashtag bad friend.

Some have only one mother

and then there are children

there are those who I don't know

and others have no idea how fucked up they are

I see you there.

but look around

Are you lonely?

just reach out

I am you are

everyone has a relationship

You too.

there are people with foster children

and then there they are

Obliged.

one becomes an only child

and some are delivered in a cup

You shouldn't drink it.

and if you can't see

so remember

Are you lonely?

just reach out

I am you are

as long as we have a relationship

Then there's solo!

Or just mine.

if you just pull yourself together

why go

Take the hand I offer you.

we are not just the same

Can you feel it?
It's my heart that's beating.

Are you lonely?

just reach out

I am you are

let me be your rela... again

regardless of your age

no, okay, it's me teasing

Yes!

- That's right, Jørn.
- I did my best.

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