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Hello, Mr. Sexy.
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Hello there, Mrs. Sexy.
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How's the pop-up photo exhibit?
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Uh, Sean's got some pretty
good work on display, yeah.
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How are things with you,
Naomi and Chelsea?
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Done discussing
how their turkey days went?
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Not yet.
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Why don't you get
your fill of photos
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and talk to some rich buyers.
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You do need to keep your mind
on your own career, too.
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And then when you're done,
join us for dessert.
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I cannot wait to lay my eyes
on you in this club
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and then lay
everything else on you later.
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NSFW calls?
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In the country club
that your grandfather built?
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Mother, have you no shame?
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No scandal here,
I am talking to my husband.
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Hey, Naomi, Chelsea.
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-Hi, Dad.
-Hi, Dad.
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Okay, I will see you later.
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You rotten children.
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-Was that really necessary?
-CHELSEA: Yes.
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Here's how we see it.
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We can either be
sarcastic and humorous
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with our stepfather...
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Or we can be
insulting and bitter
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like we are with
our wicked stepmother.
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I'm sorry, Bill, my errands
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are taking a lot longer
than I thought.
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No problem, baby.
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I'll just order a drink
and wait for you in the lobby.
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A cup of tea, I presume?
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More like a glass of the
most top-shelf tea they have.
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You're so bad.
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While the sexy little cat
is away,
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this mouse is gonna have a drink
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from the private stash
the club keeps stocked for me.
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Okay, well,
enjoy yourself now,
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because when I get there,
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I'm not letting you put any
toxins in that slamming body.
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Well, one man's tea
is another man's poison.
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I'll see you soon.
Love you.
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Love you, too.
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Okay, that should keep
him off my ass for a minute.
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So, why am I here?
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I need another special order
from Degas' Boutique.
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-And make it a double.
-And make it a double.
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โช โช
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Man, it's been too long
since we had a drink together.
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You know, I'm glad you called.
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Wasn't sure if I made
the custody agreement or not.
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What do you mean?
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Well, you know,
when couples break up,
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friends decide
who gets to keep who.
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I figured Naomi
wanted to keep Ashley,
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so that was gonna
leave me out in the cold,
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as far as you're concerned.
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That's not how Naomi and I roll.
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All right? She's got
her friends, and I got my boys.
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Hey, Baldwin. Get over here.
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Need you to back me up
on something.
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Go ahead and join them,
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-I'll get our first round.
-All right.
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Can I have two?
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What's up, Liam?
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Be real--
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who chili wins,
mines or Bryce weak sauce?
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Nah, ah, ah, Baldwin's
has way more taste than
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to pick your so-called chili.
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Baldwin has all of
you fools beat, hands down.
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Good to see you out and about.
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Bryce, your chili is trash
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because you put noodles in it.
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I make it the Cincinnati style.
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Do you see Cincinnati
anywhere around here?
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And your chili
has some flavor, but...
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zero heat.
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But Baldwin knows
exactly what he's doing.
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He'll leave your lips
tingling for days.
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[knocking on door]
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I am so glad you're home.
Ooh.
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I wanted to talk to you
about WinterFest.
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WinterFest?
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Only the most important event
around the Crest
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this time of year.
Of course you remember.
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Well, this year,
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you are gonna
get to experience it in person.
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You're not making any...
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I almost forgot
the most important part.
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Leslie gave me a ticket
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and you are gonna
be my plus-one.
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It's a little
early for bed, isn't it?
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Are you...
Are you feeling all right?
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I'm fine.
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Tell me what's wrong.
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Derek came to the hospital
for a PT session today.
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Mm, is he the one
that made my sweetie cry?
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Yeah.
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No.
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Yeah.
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Well, you never should've
proposed to Derek
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if you weren't sure
who you wanted to be with
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in the first place.
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Okay...
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Derek lied to me
about being paralyzed
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to manipulate me
into staying with him.
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How is that not enough of
a reason to call things off?
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I agree Derek was a complete
jerk for lying to you,
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but he was right to be concerned
about your connection to Andre.
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He could tell that it went
deeper than friendship
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and that's probably
what made him insecure.
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So he thought
the best thing to do
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would be to trap me in
a marriage based on a lie?
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You're the one who proposed.
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Because I felt sorry for him!
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Oh, my God.
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I've never said that before.
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To anyone.
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You must think
I'm a horrible person.
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No.
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What I am is glad
you finally spoke your truth.
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After all this time of
letting it eat away at you,
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it's got to feel good,
doesn't it?
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It does.
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But it also sucks.
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Truth does that.
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At least you don't have
to carry it alone anymore.
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I'm here for you, baby.
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Okay, just face it, guys--
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Derek here is the spicy one
in our firehouse.
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I-I vote for Liam's chili.
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-Ugh.
-Whoo!
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Derek, you're gonna love this.
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Liam, tell him about
the new probie.
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Oh, okay. So first,
he shows up late for the shift.
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-I start the drill...
-Guys, I-I got to...
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I got to get
back to my buddy Jacob.
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Bring him over.
The more the merrier.
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I would, but, uh, he's going
through a little something,
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so, I... I just got to
be there for my friend.
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You understand?
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-LIAM: Of course.
-BRYCE: Of course.
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Hey, we got to
to get together soon.
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-Yeah.
-I mean that. I'm serious.
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Don't be a stranger.
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You know I don't mind
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if you hang with
your firehouse friends.
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Yeah, I'm just...
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not in the mood
for a group thing tonight.
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Is something wrong?
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Other than...
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Ashley, you mean?
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I didn't want
to bring her up again
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if the wound is still healing.
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I don't think
that wound's ever gonna heal.
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Especially if I keep ripping
it open like I did earlier.
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What happened?
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I just got confirmation
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that Ashley's
been gaslighting me.
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How'd you find out?
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From the man himself,
Andre Richardson.
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All those times Ashley insisted
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Andre wasn't a factor
in our relationship,
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turns out she called him and
poured her heart out to him
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the minute she took my ring off.
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Then we slipped on our
custom-designed wedding rings
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and exchanged vows.
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Brand-new ones,
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since we didn't remember
the ones we made in Vegas.
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Oh, that story was to die for,
till that last part.
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I'm just keeping it real.
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And now I need you girls
to keep it real with me.
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Are you happy for me?
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Mom, we haven't seen you this
radiant in a long, long time.
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So, yes, we're thrilled.
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And even though he is
closer to our age than yours,
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we think Andre and you
are a good match.
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That last comment
was uncalled for.
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I'm just keeping it real.
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NAOMI:
Oh, is Andre here already?
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Mom's got a twinkle in her eye.
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I do not twinkle,
but I do think I saw someone.
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All right,
when I get back,
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I want to hear all about
your Thanksgiving celebrations.
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You are not going to
believe what happened in mine.
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Okay, so what
do you think happened?
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Well, there's very little
that's unbelievable
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-where our mother is concerned.
-Mm-hmm.
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So maybe I'm thinking
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Thanksgiving
with Oprah and Gayle?
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Why are you lurking out here?
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I don't lurk.
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I saw you peek
around the corner
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and then pull back
and try to hide,
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which is quite a trick
for a man of your size.
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I thought I heard
Naomi and Chelsea laughing.
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-And your cackle.
-[mock laughs]
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Why don't you come over
and say hello to the girls?
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No, you know, no, I'm-I'm good.
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I don't want to interrupt
mother-daughter time.
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Not buying that.
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What's the real reason
you don't want to come over?
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I just want to
sip my scotch in peace
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without a lecture
about my stroke.
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Almost the truth.
Not quite.
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Try again.
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I'm waiting on Hayley,
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who I know good and well
is not welcome at your table.
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I think you gave me a bad batch.
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Bill isn't showing
one single symptom.
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'Cause my guy said
it was slow-acting.
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Okay, there's slow
and then there's never.
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What are your guy's credentials?
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Credentials?
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-Yeah.
-He doesn't have diplomas
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on his wall,
if that's what you're asking.
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Well then how do you know
that he knows
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what the hell
he's talking about?
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Because he's my guy.
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At this rate,
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Bill's gonna die of old age
waiting on results,
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and I didn't intend
to wait that long.
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Okay, easy.
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His death has
to look natural, remember?
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If a giant like
that drops dead tomorrow,
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who do you think's gonna be
suspect number one, huh?
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Is there any particular reason
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why you're tripping
with no map?
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Yes, and you know
just who it is.
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Dani Dupree.
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No...
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no matter what I do,
it seems like my husband
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can't keep his mind
off his rusty, dusty ex.
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That's why you want
something more potent?
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I worked too hard
in setting up this con.
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I can't let this plan
just fall apart now.
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Before Bill gets any closer
to Dani,
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I'm planning on making
my bank account
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ten million dollars
plus fatter,
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and Bill six feet under
in the ground.
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Now, that's mathing.
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Yeah, coz, I really dig
this new meeting spot.
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I picked it because
Joey doesn't have eyes
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around here like
he does at the casino.
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Are you sure
you want to do that?
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I mean, you go around
leaving your drinks
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out in the open like that,
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anything could happen.
I'm just saying.
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You and I both know
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that you can't afford
to get rid of me.
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I'm the only connection
to the secret sauce.
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Not to mention,
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none of your cons
would ever work without me.
254
00:11:22,344 --> 00:11:27,137
Yeah, you're the one pulling
all the weight on this one.
255
00:11:27,241 --> 00:11:31,137
Don't forget, I'm the brains
behind this operation, coz.
256
00:11:31,241 --> 00:11:33,103
Sure.
257
00:11:33,206 --> 00:11:36,241
So then why don't you use
that beautiful mind of yours
258
00:11:36,344 --> 00:11:40,620
and figure out why your husband
is so drawn to his ex-wife?
259
00:11:40,724 --> 00:11:43,068
I mean, Dani Dupree is fine,
260
00:11:43,172 --> 00:11:46,206
-but she is just so...
-Unhinged?
261
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,862
Bill admitted that was
part of the attraction.
262
00:11:50,965 --> 00:11:52,482
I wish I knew that before
263
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,275
I started playing
sweet and vulnerable.
264
00:11:54,379 --> 00:11:55,655
I can do unhinged, too.
265
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:58,482
Nah, he didn't want
more of the same.
266
00:11:58,586 --> 00:12:00,379
Some men just like
to switch it up a bit.
267
00:12:00,482 --> 00:12:03,206
And besides,
now that Dani is married,
268
00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:06,517
she'll settle down
and Bill will lose interest.
269
00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:09,344
No, because Bill wants
what he can't have.
270
00:12:09,448 --> 00:12:12,103
He sees a happy Dani
moving on with her life
271
00:12:12,206 --> 00:12:13,931
and he wants to wreck it
272
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,758
so she's back
to being a hot mess
273
00:12:15,862 --> 00:12:17,137
and obsessing over him again.
274
00:12:17,241 --> 00:12:18,551
Not much you can do
if your husband
275
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:19,931
can't stay away from his ex.
276
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,965
Never sell me short.
277
00:12:24,068 --> 00:12:27,379
I'll think of some way to
keep them away from each other.
278
00:12:28,517 --> 00:12:30,310
Guess she'll be here any minute.
279
00:12:30,413 --> 00:12:32,551
Since Hayley's
late from her play date,
280
00:12:32,655 --> 00:12:33,827
You should have
no problem stopping by
281
00:12:33,931 --> 00:12:35,586
and saying hello
to our daughters.
282
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:36,965
You won't be intruding.
283
00:12:37,068 --> 00:12:38,068
Much.
284
00:12:43,758 --> 00:12:45,724
Who did you sprint
out of here to see?
285
00:12:45,827 --> 00:12:47,344
I noticed
your father out there,
286
00:12:47,448 --> 00:12:48,724
so I told him
to come over and say hello.
287
00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:50,068
And I didn't sprint.
288
00:12:50,172 --> 00:12:51,482
I don't see him.
289
00:12:51,586 --> 00:12:53,965
Oh, no, no, he's out in
reception waiting for someone.
290
00:12:54,068 --> 00:12:55,965
-Oh, for Hay...
-Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!
291
00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:57,862
Saying her name conjures her.
292
00:12:57,965 --> 00:13:00,000
All right. How were
your Thanksgiving celebrations?
293
00:13:00,103 --> 00:13:03,551
Well, Jacob and I were here with
the family for the main course,
294
00:13:03,655 --> 00:13:05,586
and then we went to
the Hawthornes' for dessert.
295
00:13:05,689 --> 00:13:07,827
But, Mom,
Gran outdid herself.
296
00:13:07,931 --> 00:13:09,551
She ordered
three kinds of turkey,
297
00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:12,413
ham, Cornish hen, roast beef,
298
00:13:12,517 --> 00:13:17,448
but that was nothing compared
to Chelsea's extravaganza.
299
00:13:17,551 --> 00:13:20,551
Chelsea. Sweetheart,
how was your holiday?
300
00:13:20,655 --> 00:13:22,793
Uh, nothing special.
301
00:13:22,896 --> 00:13:24,137
But I would much rather hear
302
00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:27,172
about the unbelievable
event at your place, Mom.
303
00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:29,448
Here. You can read about
304
00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:32,103
Chelsea's delectable menu
for yourself.
305
00:13:32,206 --> 00:13:34,448
There's really no need.
306
00:13:34,551 --> 00:13:37,586
Mashed rutabaga with
dairy-free cheese sauce?
307
00:13:37,689 --> 00:13:40,586
And don't forget the
roast seitan and cashew butter.
308
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:43,310
Okay, fine, you carnivores.
309
00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:45,620
Food can still be delicious
without animal products.
310
00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:47,793
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
311
00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:49,517
If Madison's family
comes to visit,
312
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:53,068
I will treat them to
a six-course meal at Mita.
313
00:13:53,172 --> 00:13:55,655
All right. Mom, you have
left us hanging long enough.
314
00:13:55,758 --> 00:13:57,241
What happened on Thanksgiving?
315
00:13:57,344 --> 00:14:00,103
Well, I was in the kitchen
getting my B. Smith on,
316
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,068
pot on every burner.
317
00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:04,586
You were right.
Unbelievable.
318
00:14:04,689 --> 00:14:06,413
While I know you could
319
00:14:06,517 --> 00:14:08,896
completely host
The Dani Dupree Hour
320
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,551
and nail the fashion,
food, and guests,
321
00:14:11,655 --> 00:14:14,379
any cooking segment
should be left to actual chefs.
322
00:14:14,482 --> 00:14:16,068
Yeah, because
you need to be kept away
323
00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:17,758
from any kind of open flame.
324
00:14:17,862 --> 00:14:19,724
-NAOMI: Yeah.
-BILL: Preach.
325
00:14:21,482 --> 00:14:23,896
So...
326
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,413
how many firefighters
did it take
327
00:14:25,517 --> 00:14:27,034
to put out the flames
this time?
328
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,034
Derek.
329
00:14:34,137 --> 00:14:35,965
Sorry, what?
330
00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:37,793
Are you saying that Andre
actually told you
331
00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:39,655
that Ashley
came running to him
332
00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:40,655
after breaking off
your engagement?
333
00:14:40,758 --> 00:14:42,620
Ashley's the one that told me,
334
00:14:42,724 --> 00:14:44,137
but only because
I ran into Andre
335
00:14:44,241 --> 00:14:45,965
and I could tell he was
being cagey about something.
336
00:14:46,068 --> 00:14:47,965
It took me a minute to pull
the truth out of Ashley,
337
00:14:48,068 --> 00:14:49,793
but she finally admitted
338
00:14:49,896 --> 00:14:51,896
that she still has feelings
for the guy.
339
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,965
Said she asked him
if they still had a chance.
340
00:14:54,068 --> 00:14:55,448
Wow.
341
00:14:55,551 --> 00:14:57,275
Look, I'm sorry, man.
342
00:14:57,379 --> 00:14:58,862
Wait a minute.
343
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,517
Andre's married
to Naomi's mother,
344
00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:02,413
so if anything happened
between him and Ashley...
345
00:15:02,517 --> 00:15:04,000
Nah, he turned her down.
346
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,344
But get this.
347
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:07,758
Andre told me that
he hoped Ashley and I
348
00:15:07,862 --> 00:15:09,689
still had a chance
to work things out.
349
00:15:10,793 --> 00:15:12,241
Okay, well, isn't
that what you're hoping for?
350
00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:14,379
It doesn't matter.
351
00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:16,413
Ashley and me--
352
00:15:16,517 --> 00:15:18,551
we're never gonna happen now.
353
00:15:25,448 --> 00:15:29,172
Hi, Andre.
It's nice to see you.
354
00:15:29,275 --> 00:15:30,206
Hayley.
355
00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:31,724
I'd love to stay and chat,
356
00:15:31,827 --> 00:15:33,517
but I'm actually headed to
the country club to meet Dani.
357
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:34,793
Oh, no need to rush.
358
00:15:34,896 --> 00:15:36,689
I'm sure your wife
and my husband are
359
00:15:36,793 --> 00:15:38,275
keeping each other company.
360
00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:42,172
Okay, we've already had
this conversation about
361
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,448
"keep your spouse away
from my spouse,"
362
00:15:44,551 --> 00:15:46,931
and I don't have time
for the remix.
363
00:15:47,034 --> 00:15:48,034
Besides, Dani's having
lunch right now
364
00:15:48,137 --> 00:15:49,620
with Chelsea and Naomi,
365
00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:52,034
so she probably doesn't
even know Bill is there.
366
00:15:52,137 --> 00:15:53,931
Hm, keep telling yourself that.
367
00:15:54,034 --> 00:15:56,655
Okay, I'm sorry
you're so insecure
368
00:15:56,758 --> 00:15:59,310
in your relationship,
but that's not me.
369
00:15:59,413 --> 00:16:01,586
Dani and I just got back
from our honeymoon.
370
00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:03,896
It's ongoing, still, actually.
371
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,310
We're very happily married.
372
00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:10,827
I just realized
you're me ten months ago.
373
00:16:10,931 --> 00:16:14,413
Just enjoying wedded bliss,
374
00:16:14,517 --> 00:16:17,068
luxuriating in being married
to the person you love,
375
00:16:17,172 --> 00:16:19,517
but their ex keeps turning up
376
00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:22,034
and dredging up
ancient history and old ties.
377
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:25,551
-Dani and I are here to stay.
-[laughs]
378
00:16:25,655 --> 00:16:29,413
I said those exact same
words to Dani
379
00:16:29,517 --> 00:16:32,137
during one of her many rants
about how Bill would
380
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,586
ultimately get bored of me
381
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:37,103
and go running back to her.
You know, Dani
382
00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:40,448
even described herself as a
roller coaster on a skyscraper.
383
00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:43,448
A ride that Bill can't resist.
384
00:16:43,551 --> 00:16:45,034
Right, right.
385
00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:47,724
Well, she is now a ride
that is officially off limits
386
00:16:47,827 --> 00:16:49,965
as far as I'm concerned
with anybody other than me.
387
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,724
But if you feel that Bill's eye
is wandering yet again,
388
00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:55,793
maybe you should
step your game up.
389
00:16:55,896 --> 00:16:59,137
Oh, I have a plan,
don't you worry.
390
00:16:59,241 --> 00:17:02,793
But if you don't keep
your eye on your own game
391
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,758
and keep Dani occupied
and appreciated...
392
00:17:04,862 --> 00:17:06,517
Mm-hmm.
393
00:17:06,619 --> 00:17:08,517
...it'll all be for nothing.
394
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,655
Will the witness
please answer the question?
395
00:17:11,758 --> 00:17:17,241
Well, Counselor,
was there smoke? Yes.
396
00:17:17,344 --> 00:17:20,655
The incessant beeping
of a smoke alarm? Also, yes.
397
00:17:20,758 --> 00:17:23,758
Chinese food instead
of Thanksgiving dinner?
398
00:17:23,862 --> 00:17:26,964
Okay, yes.
But firefighters? No.
399
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,413
I know what you're thinking.
400
00:17:29,517 --> 00:17:30,724
It wasn't like that.
401
00:17:31,793 --> 00:17:33,275
Like what?
402
00:17:33,379 --> 00:17:34,413
Bill, don't you dare.
403
00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:38,827
Oh, now you have to tell us.
Dad, please.
404
00:17:38,931 --> 00:17:41,655
Well, they called it
405
00:17:41,758 --> 00:17:43,931
the fire of 47.
406
00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:46,344
Your mother and
I survived the inferno.
407
00:17:46,448 --> 00:17:49,551
Okay, drama king.
I will tell the story.
408
00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:51,103
So we were
early in our marriage,
409
00:17:51,206 --> 00:17:53,482
and this model
I used to work with, Pasha,
410
00:17:53,586 --> 00:17:56,068
invited us to her destination
wedding for her third marriage.
411
00:17:56,172 --> 00:17:57,724
-Keeping it fresh.
-Obviously.
412
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:01,448
There was a small incident.
413
00:18:01,551 --> 00:18:04,172
Small?
414
00:18:04,275 --> 00:18:07,034
The entire hotel
almost burned to the ground.
415
00:18:07,137 --> 00:18:08,137
It was all your fault.
416
00:18:08,241 --> 00:18:09,275
Oh, I beg to differ.
417
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,827
Okay, hush.
I'm telling this.
418
00:18:11,931 --> 00:18:13,482
So, the wedding's
in the woods.
419
00:18:13,586 --> 00:18:15,551
The woods?
Can you believe that?
420
00:18:15,655 --> 00:18:17,000
I thought you said
she was a model.
421
00:18:17,103 --> 00:18:18,862
Pasha grew up in the forest
or something like that.
422
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,275
So they had a tent
for guests to stay in
423
00:18:21,379 --> 00:18:23,344
after the ceremony was over.
424
00:18:23,448 --> 00:18:24,965
And you know I don't
do the great outdoors,
425
00:18:25,068 --> 00:18:26,931
and especially not in bad
weather. It was pouring rain.
426
00:18:27,034 --> 00:18:29,448
-Oh, my God, your hair.
-I know.
427
00:18:31,206 --> 00:18:33,172
Your father
and I ditched the tent
428
00:18:33,275 --> 00:18:35,413
for a hotel we found nearby.
429
00:18:35,517 --> 00:18:36,862
Turns out we were
roughing it there, too,
430
00:18:36,965 --> 00:18:38,862
because the electricity
had gone out.
431
00:18:38,965 --> 00:18:42,724
Did you not spring for a room
with electricity?
432
00:18:42,827 --> 00:18:44,620
-You must be doing it wrong.
-Uh...
433
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,862
Are you saying I don't
know how to work a light switch?
434
00:18:46,965 --> 00:18:48,241
Not to worry,
435
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,965
Dani Hamilton to the rescue.
436
00:18:51,068 --> 00:18:54,206
Luckily, part of the wedding
swag were these
437
00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:56,724
candles in little tins.
Wilderness chic, I guess.
438
00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:58,965
So we had some light,
at least.
439
00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:01,034
A genius. Oh.
440
00:19:01,137 --> 00:19:02,965
And your father was so thankful
441
00:19:03,068 --> 00:19:04,482
that I had snagged
those candles,
442
00:19:04,586 --> 00:19:07,586
he fell to his knees in
gratitude and worshipped me.
443
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,482
How could I have ever
doubted your brilliance?
444
00:19:09,586 --> 00:19:12,620
I know. I ask myself that
all the time.
445
00:19:12,724 --> 00:19:14,931
BILL:
Uh, wait, hold up.
446
00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:16,379
That is not what happened.
447
00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:17,517
That's what I remember.
448
00:19:18,655 --> 00:19:20,310
Okay, look, let's just
skip to the good part.
449
00:19:20,413 --> 00:19:22,758
-I'm painting a picture.
-Well, I'll paint it faster.
450
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,413
Your mother got the bright idea
to make s'mores.
451
00:19:25,517 --> 00:19:28,103
The only reason to go camping,
as far as I'm concerned.
452
00:19:28,206 --> 00:19:29,689
Where did you get
the ingredients?
453
00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:34,724
BILL:
The reception
had a s'mores station,
454
00:19:34,827 --> 00:19:36,724
which your mother
cleared out when we left.
455
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,724
I've never seen
so many marshmallows
456
00:19:38,827 --> 00:19:40,827
and chocolate bars and
graham crackers in my life.
457
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,655
Dani saves the day again.
458
00:19:42,758 --> 00:19:45,724
All of this is for us?
459
00:19:45,827 --> 00:19:46,931
Yes.
460
00:19:47,034 --> 00:19:48,275
DANI:
That is not true.
461
00:19:48,379 --> 00:19:50,275
-That's how I remember it.
-They were prepackaged,
462
00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:52,517
in-in plastic bags
that fit perfectly
463
00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:54,241
into my tiny designer purse.
464
00:19:54,344 --> 00:19:55,896
It was a model wedding,
after all.
465
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,275
Portion control.
466
00:19:57,379 --> 00:19:58,689
Yeah, well,
how many of those portions
467
00:19:58,793 --> 00:20:00,758
did you shove into your
tiny little designer purse?
468
00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:05,896
DANI:
I was toasting a marshmallow
over a candle.
469
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,827
Your father was being
his usual annoying self,
470
00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:10,344
and I was not having it.
471
00:20:10,448 --> 00:20:14,586
Hey, I'm working here.
472
00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:15,827
And so am I.
473
00:20:15,931 --> 00:20:18,896
Your foolishness distracted me,
474
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,379
and I left a marshmallow
over a flame for too long.
475
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,758
So that's it?
476
00:20:24,862 --> 00:20:28,586
The "Fire of 47"--
a candle and a tin?
477
00:20:28,689 --> 00:20:31,724
Yeah, Dad, I think
you used the word "inferno"?
478
00:20:31,827 --> 00:20:33,586
Hold on, we're getting there.
479
00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:36,275
The marshmallow caught fire.
480
00:20:36,379 --> 00:20:38,758
I started waving it back
and forth to put it out.
481
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,965
Right, and you looked like
a beauty pageant contestant
482
00:20:41,068 --> 00:20:42,310
twirling a flaming baton.
483
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:44,655
DANI:
The marshmallow
flew off the stick
484
00:20:44,758 --> 00:20:47,310
and got stuck on
a particularly tacky curtain
485
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,655
and up it went in flames.
486
00:20:49,758 --> 00:20:51,620
Yep, and it set off
the sprinkler system.
487
00:20:51,724 --> 00:20:53,620
We looked like
two drowned rats.
488
00:20:53,724 --> 00:20:56,000
Speak for yourself.
I still looked good.
489
00:20:57,586 --> 00:20:59,137
That is how I remember it.
490
00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:09,448
Well, it looks like we all
could use another round.
491
00:21:09,551 --> 00:21:10,689
Chelsea, will you help me
with the drinks?
492
00:21:10,793 --> 00:21:13,172
Uh, that's what servers
are for, sweetheart.
493
00:21:13,275 --> 00:21:15,448
And we certainly pay more
than enough in membership fees
494
00:21:15,551 --> 00:21:17,551
to be served
in a timely fashion.
495
00:21:17,655 --> 00:21:19,034
It'll probably be quicker
if Naomi and I
496
00:21:19,137 --> 00:21:21,310
just order from the bar.
Excuse us.
497
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:26,689
The girls' great escape
is probably what we
498
00:21:26,793 --> 00:21:29,241
should have done back in
that smoke-filled hotel room.
499
00:21:29,344 --> 00:21:31,896
What were we thinking
not hightailing it out of there?
500
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,862
Why would we ever cut and run?
501
00:21:33,965 --> 00:21:36,344
We thought everything
we needed was in that room.
502
00:21:36,448 --> 00:21:38,137
Didn't Mom just tell us
503
00:21:38,241 --> 00:21:40,103
how amazing her honeymoon
with Andre was?
504
00:21:40,206 --> 00:21:41,344
Now Mom and Dad
are acting like...
505
00:21:41,448 --> 00:21:42,517
They used to?
506
00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:45,310
Before "she who shall
remain nameless"
507
00:21:45,413 --> 00:21:46,758
came in and blew
everything apart.
508
00:21:46,862 --> 00:21:49,896
I can't believe
I didn't see Hay--
509
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,620
The red flashing warning signs
510
00:21:52,724 --> 00:21:55,344
wearing stilettos
and a miniskirt.
511
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,241
She fooled
every single one of us.
512
00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:02,551
You know, I wished for this.
513
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,275
You wanted Mom and Dad
to get back together?
514
00:22:05,379 --> 00:22:07,448
Well... kinda.
515
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:10,241
Maybe.
516
00:22:10,344 --> 00:22:11,482
Okay, yeah.
517
00:22:11,586 --> 00:22:13,275
And, like, was I so wrong?
518
00:22:14,206 --> 00:22:15,862
No.
519
00:22:15,965 --> 00:22:18,103
So you felt the same way?
520
00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:21,758
Not really, but I get
where you're coming from.
521
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:24,172
I guess my reaction
had a lot to do with
522
00:22:24,275 --> 00:22:26,482
who Dad cheated on Mom with,
523
00:22:26,586 --> 00:22:28,793
and how betrayed
I felt by the both of them.
524
00:22:28,896 --> 00:22:30,068
Was that wrong?
525
00:22:30,172 --> 00:22:32,241
Absolutely not.
526
00:22:32,344 --> 00:22:35,034
It feels like years
since the affair.
527
00:22:35,137 --> 00:22:39,172
And the war zone
our lives became afterwards.
528
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,103
But I guess it doesn't
feel like that long ago
529
00:22:41,206 --> 00:22:43,034
that I was hoping that
Mom and Dad would
530
00:22:43,137 --> 00:22:45,000
somehow work things out,
531
00:22:45,103 --> 00:22:48,310
that we could go back
to being the Hamiltons again.
532
00:22:48,413 --> 00:22:51,448
But even before Hay... her...
533
00:22:51,551 --> 00:22:53,206
things weren't idyllic.
534
00:22:53,310 --> 00:22:57,551
True story, but seeing them
get into it just now, it...
535
00:22:57,655 --> 00:22:59,275
it brought back
certain memories.
536
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:02,103
You know? The really good times.
And you can't deny
537
00:23:02,206 --> 00:23:04,103
that there were a ton of those.
538
00:23:04,206 --> 00:23:05,344
Do you think...
539
00:23:05,448 --> 00:23:07,689
[Dani and Bill laughing]
540
00:23:09,068 --> 00:23:11,172
I don't know,
would you want them
541
00:23:11,275 --> 00:23:12,275
to get back together anyway?
542
00:23:12,379 --> 00:23:13,551
I don't know.
543
00:23:13,655 --> 00:23:15,275
We've all changed so much.
544
00:23:15,379 --> 00:23:17,793
And some of us not so much.
545
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:19,724
You know, it's probably just
546
00:23:19,827 --> 00:23:21,379
the story that
they were telling,
547
00:23:21,482 --> 00:23:22,827
the season of their lives
that they were in.
548
00:23:22,931 --> 00:23:25,068
You know, it just got
me feeling some type of way,
549
00:23:25,172 --> 00:23:27,448
and it felt like
a double shot of nostalgia.
550
00:23:27,551 --> 00:23:30,310
So, just ignore me.
551
00:23:30,413 --> 00:23:32,379
Okay, for what it's worth,
552
00:23:32,482 --> 00:23:34,965
I'm kind of hopped up on
the same fix right now, too.
553
00:23:35,068 --> 00:23:37,551
And that's okay?
554
00:23:37,655 --> 00:23:41,448
Well, much like caffeine,
it's doable in small doses.
555
00:23:43,586 --> 00:23:45,000
-Okay.
-Mm-hmm.
556
00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:52,344
So, Dad, any interesting
legal cases lately?
557
00:23:52,448 --> 00:23:53,931
Yeah, Dad.
Tell us all about them.
558
00:23:54,034 --> 00:23:55,689
Did our daughters inherit
559
00:23:55,793 --> 00:23:58,000
their complete lack of subtlety
from you or from me?
560
00:23:58,965 --> 00:24:01,517
-Definitely you.
-Definitely you.
561
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,517
You keep talking in code
as though we're running a play
562
00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:09,206
to the 20-yard line.
563
00:24:09,310 --> 00:24:10,517
But whatever you've got
going on with Bill
564
00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:11,758
and what I have
going on with Dani,
565
00:24:11,862 --> 00:24:14,172
they're not even
in the same league.
566
00:24:14,275 --> 00:24:16,517
Not even in whatever
multiverse you inhabit.
567
00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:19,758
We have more in common
than you think.
568
00:24:19,862 --> 00:24:22,551
Plus, we're connected.
569
00:24:22,655 --> 00:24:26,344
After all, we're family.
Stepparents unite.
570
00:24:26,448 --> 00:24:27,758
Wow.
571
00:24:27,862 --> 00:24:28,965
So you and me.
572
00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:30,862
There's no "we."
573
00:24:30,965 --> 00:24:32,655
Your issue is with your husband.
574
00:24:32,758 --> 00:24:35,172
That's all your problem.
575
00:24:35,275 --> 00:24:37,965
For someone whose job
is to shine a spotlight
576
00:24:38,068 --> 00:24:40,482
on what's staring him
dead in the face,
577
00:24:40,586 --> 00:24:43,862
Andre, you're pretty damn blind.
578
00:24:43,965 --> 00:24:46,896
Trust me, I see everyone
in this convoluted equation
579
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,586
for exactly who they are.
580
00:24:48,689 --> 00:24:50,965
How about we agree to disagree?
581
00:24:51,068 --> 00:24:52,275
You know, for the record,
582
00:24:52,379 --> 00:24:55,172
Dani has never felt more
appreciated than she is now.
583
00:24:55,275 --> 00:24:58,724
You know, there's that saying:
"the camera doesn't lie."
584
00:24:58,827 --> 00:25:02,448
So, since your vision
is clearly cloudy,
585
00:25:02,551 --> 00:25:04,862
why don't you do
what you do best?
586
00:25:04,965 --> 00:25:08,068
Next time Bill and Dani
are yukking it up
587
00:25:08,172 --> 00:25:11,172
or fighting like cats and dogs--
doesn't matter which--
588
00:25:11,275 --> 00:25:14,724
why don't you take a mental pic?
589
00:25:16,310 --> 00:25:19,586
I guarantee,
with your mind's eye,
590
00:25:19,689 --> 00:25:23,103
you'll spot exactly
what I see, plain as day.
591
00:25:23,206 --> 00:25:25,137
Huh.
592
00:25:25,241 --> 00:25:26,172
We're done here.
593
00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:30,034
Oh. See?
There's a "we" after all.
594
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,793
All that grief Ash gave me
595
00:25:37,896 --> 00:25:39,655
for lying to her
about being paralyzed,
596
00:25:39,758 --> 00:25:41,103
and it turns out,
the whole time,
597
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,620
she was lying, too.
598
00:25:42,724 --> 00:25:44,310
I want to hate her.
599
00:25:44,413 --> 00:25:46,068
This would
all be so much easier
600
00:25:46,172 --> 00:25:47,413
if I could just hate her.
601
00:25:47,517 --> 00:25:49,000
-But you don't.
-Finding out about her
602
00:25:49,103 --> 00:25:52,448
calling Andre like that--
that does change things.
603
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,448
For instance, I certainly
won't be feeling guilty
604
00:25:54,551 --> 00:25:55,620
for hooking up with somebody
605
00:25:55,724 --> 00:25:57,931
if that opportunity
comes around again.
606
00:25:58,034 --> 00:25:59,931
Again?
607
00:26:00,034 --> 00:26:01,965
Did you hit it and quit it
with somebody already?
608
00:26:02,068 --> 00:26:04,172
-It wasn't like that.
-Okay, I didn't think so.
609
00:26:05,862 --> 00:26:06,896
She came on to me.
610
00:26:08,965 --> 00:26:10,344
You hooked up with her?
611
00:26:10,448 --> 00:26:11,931
It wasn't hooking up.
Not really.
612
00:26:13,517 --> 00:26:15,275
Sheryl came over
to Ashley's to help me
613
00:26:15,379 --> 00:26:16,827
-move some stuff out.
-Yeah.
614
00:26:16,931 --> 00:26:18,931
And she started
flirting with me, and,
615
00:26:19,034 --> 00:26:21,344
things started leading
in a certain direction,
616
00:26:21,448 --> 00:26:23,206
-And...
-Okay.
617
00:26:23,310 --> 00:26:24,931
We kissed.
618
00:26:25,034 --> 00:26:28,034
It could have
gone further, but...
619
00:26:28,137 --> 00:26:30,034
I put on the brakes.
620
00:26:30,137 --> 00:26:31,758
All I could think about
was Ashley.
621
00:26:31,862 --> 00:26:33,724
Probably because
you were getting busy
622
00:26:33,827 --> 00:26:35,482
with another woman
in Ashley's apartment.
623
00:26:35,586 --> 00:26:37,310
Okay, I-I know that wasn't cool,
624
00:26:37,413 --> 00:26:38,551
but I'll just add it to
625
00:26:38,655 --> 00:26:40,689
the long list
of mistakes I've made.
626
00:26:40,793 --> 00:26:44,000
One of the more fun
mistakes, though.
627
00:26:45,241 --> 00:26:47,517
So, Sheryl.
628
00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:49,448
You interested?
629
00:26:49,551 --> 00:26:51,103
I'm...
630
00:26:51,206 --> 00:26:53,965
I'm not quite
ready for that, but...
631
00:26:54,068 --> 00:26:55,862
it does feel good
knowing that I have options.
632
00:26:55,965 --> 00:26:57,965
Just be careful.
633
00:26:58,068 --> 00:27:00,896
Getting involved with a
coworker can get dangerous.
634
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,586
We're hardly coworkers
at this point.
635
00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:03,793
I got a long way to go
636
00:27:03,896 --> 00:27:06,068
before I'm cleared
to return to the job.
637
00:27:06,172 --> 00:27:09,379
Listen, man, I know how much
being a firefighter means to you
638
00:27:09,482 --> 00:27:11,758
and that should be
your focus right now,
639
00:27:11,862 --> 00:27:14,034
not looking
for Ashley's replacement.
640
00:27:14,137 --> 00:27:15,482
Once you get back to
where you need to be,
641
00:27:15,586 --> 00:27:18,448
there will be
plenty of times for more...
642
00:27:18,551 --> 00:27:19,896
fun mistakes.
643
00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:24,655
I really did love Derek.
644
00:27:24,758 --> 00:27:26,482
But I knew I didn't want
to build a life with him.
645
00:27:26,586 --> 00:27:28,586
I only proposed because...
646
00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:31,275
I didn't want him to face
being paralyzed alone.
647
00:27:31,379 --> 00:27:34,827
As much as you live
to take care of people,
648
00:27:34,931 --> 00:27:36,517
taking care of patients all day,
649
00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:38,379
then coming home to a man
you didn't love,
650
00:27:38,482 --> 00:27:40,000
something would have
broken sooner or later.
651
00:27:40,103 --> 00:27:42,310
But I did love Derek.
652
00:27:42,413 --> 00:27:43,793
Why didn't you come
clean with Derek about
653
00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:45,034
not wanting to get married?
654
00:27:45,137 --> 00:27:47,620
You could have been there
for him as a friend.
655
00:27:47,724 --> 00:27:50,586
There was just never
a good time to break his heart,
656
00:27:50,689 --> 00:27:53,344
let alone in a way that wouldn't
make me look like a total jerk,
657
00:27:53,448 --> 00:27:54,827
which I am.
658
00:27:54,931 --> 00:27:57,172
No, what you are is human.
659
00:27:57,275 --> 00:27:59,551
Baby, you can't let
what other people think
660
00:27:59,655 --> 00:28:01,793
define who you are.
661
00:28:01,896 --> 00:28:03,896
Be true to yourself
and you'll never go wrong.
662
00:28:06,172 --> 00:28:08,000
Are you good?
663
00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:09,551
Yeah.
664
00:28:09,655 --> 00:28:11,689
-Yeah?
-I'm good.
665
00:28:11,793 --> 00:28:13,620
Yes, you are.
666
00:28:13,724 --> 00:28:16,344
'Cause we are what?
667
00:28:18,551 --> 00:28:21,827
-Morgan girls for...
-Morgan girls for...
668
00:28:21,931 --> 00:28:23,586
-ever!
-ever.
669
00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:30,275
I bought you guys another round.
670
00:28:30,379 --> 00:28:32,482
Thanks.
Jacob Hawthorne.
671
00:28:33,517 --> 00:28:35,172
Son of the chief, right?
672
00:28:35,275 --> 00:28:38,000
I've heard about you,
Detective.
673
00:28:38,103 --> 00:28:40,103
Looking forward to facing off
on the softball field
674
00:28:40,206 --> 00:28:42,827
when we play the annual
firefighter-cop charity game.
675
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,965
Okay.
Be careful what you wish for.
676
00:28:45,068 --> 00:28:46,689
My RBI record is outstanding.
677
00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:50,862
That's because you've never
faced me on the pitcher's mound.
678
00:28:50,965 --> 00:28:52,931
My changeup is legendary.
679
00:28:53,034 --> 00:28:54,551
-Okay.
-Tell him, Baldwin.
680
00:28:54,655 --> 00:28:57,000
Yeah, Sheryl's...
681
00:28:57,103 --> 00:28:59,586
She's great.
I-- I-I mean, as...
682
00:28:59,689 --> 00:29:02,551
First day with
the new lips, I see.
683
00:29:02,655 --> 00:29:05,068
Clearly they need some practice.
684
00:29:07,793 --> 00:29:09,827
Okay, I understand why you
couldn't wait to get her
685
00:29:09,931 --> 00:29:12,689
in Ashley's apartment.
That woman is fire.
686
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:17,103
All right, come on, really?
That was a good one.
687
00:29:17,206 --> 00:29:18,655
"The firefighter is fire?"
Come on.
688
00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:21,068
Sorry, I just...
689
00:29:21,172 --> 00:29:23,448
Softball game's another thing
I'm missing out on.
690
00:29:24,517 --> 00:29:27,206
Going out on calls,
helping people,
691
00:29:27,310 --> 00:29:29,275
even sitting around the table
at the firehouse,
692
00:29:29,379 --> 00:29:31,655
sharing a meal,
swapping stories.
693
00:29:31,758 --> 00:29:34,793
Those guys are more than
just my coworkers, they're...
694
00:29:34,896 --> 00:29:36,241
they're my family.
695
00:29:36,344 --> 00:29:38,482
Yeah, it's like that
on the force, too.
696
00:29:38,586 --> 00:29:40,206
Right?
697
00:29:40,310 --> 00:29:42,931
We got each other's backs
when things get tough, and...
698
00:29:43,034 --> 00:29:45,344
God, I've just been away from it
for far too long,
699
00:29:45,448 --> 00:29:46,965
and I just...
700
00:29:47,068 --> 00:29:48,172
I-I didn't even know
701
00:29:48,275 --> 00:29:49,965
who that probie was
they were talking about.
702
00:29:50,068 --> 00:29:51,862
Training noobs
was always my job.
703
00:29:53,172 --> 00:29:55,241
Not anymore.
704
00:29:55,344 --> 00:29:57,482
I'm an outsider
in my own house now.
705
00:30:00,931 --> 00:30:03,586
Why did you guys
call it the fire of 47?
706
00:30:03,689 --> 00:30:05,137
It was our room number.
707
00:30:05,241 --> 00:30:07,896
Yeah, until the manager
asked us to leave.
708
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,896
First time I've ever
been kicked out of a hotel.
709
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,620
Me, I've lost count.
710
00:30:12,724 --> 00:30:15,310
Young model, parties, alcohol,
you figure it out.
711
00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:17,689
You know, the fire
doesn't seem as horrifying
712
00:30:17,793 --> 00:30:20,344
as the idea of you two
in flannel.
713
00:30:20,448 --> 00:30:21,931
Hey there.
714
00:30:22,034 --> 00:30:24,310
Finally, my husband.
715
00:30:24,413 --> 00:30:26,448
ANDRE:
Yeah, I'm sorry I came so late.
716
00:30:26,551 --> 00:30:28,758
I didn't know that
Bill was gonna be
717
00:30:28,862 --> 00:30:30,344
joining us for dessert.
718
00:30:30,448 --> 00:30:33,344
I'm not.
I'm waiting on Hayley,
719
00:30:33,448 --> 00:30:35,103
who apparently
is running late as well.
720
00:30:35,206 --> 00:30:37,000
Well, hopefully she
doesn't have you waiting long.
721
00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:39,310
I'm pretty sure you two
have someplace you need to be.
722
00:30:40,448 --> 00:30:43,758
-NAOMI: And here she is.
-That conjure thing is true.
723
00:30:43,862 --> 00:30:45,827
You better get over there, Bill.
724
00:30:45,931 --> 00:30:47,758
Wouldn't want your bride
to feel neglected.
725
00:30:47,862 --> 00:30:49,517
-Mm.
-ANDRE: I know how much my wife
726
00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:51,758
hates when people
don't appreciate her,
727
00:30:51,862 --> 00:30:53,896
and I would never
make that mistake.
728
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,931
Come here.
729
00:31:02,344 --> 00:31:03,655
It looked to me like they
wanted to include you tonight,
730
00:31:03,758 --> 00:31:05,310
but you were the one who
wanted to keep your distance.
731
00:31:05,413 --> 00:31:07,034
I don't know.
732
00:31:07,137 --> 00:31:08,862
Well, I do know,
733
00:31:08,965 --> 00:31:10,793
and I'm gonna fix it.
734
00:31:10,896 --> 00:31:12,206
What are you doing?
735
00:31:12,310 --> 00:31:13,862
We're having a drink
with your family.
736
00:31:13,965 --> 00:31:15,896
Come on, get a wheel on.
737
00:31:21,724 --> 00:31:23,275
-What's up, y'all?
-Yeah.
738
00:31:23,379 --> 00:31:25,000
-Any room at the table?
-Sure is.
739
00:31:25,103 --> 00:31:27,655
Good, because
the next round's on Derek.
740
00:31:27,758 --> 00:31:29,034
Ooh.
741
00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:31,137
-The same thing for everybody?
-Yes, please.
742
00:31:31,241 --> 00:31:32,517
Cool.
743
00:31:32,620 --> 00:31:34,758
Um, you can sit here.
744
00:31:34,862 --> 00:31:35,931
Oh, great.
745
00:31:36,034 --> 00:31:37,758
Never thought
I'd sit the day Baldwin
746
00:31:37,862 --> 00:31:39,310
would buy anybody a beer.
747
00:31:39,413 --> 00:31:41,275
Hey, come on, now.
I buy drinks from time to time.
748
00:31:41,379 --> 00:31:43,137
Near beer doesn't count, bro.
749
00:31:43,241 --> 00:31:45,344
Even Pooneil
wouldn't drink near beer.
750
00:31:45,448 --> 00:31:47,724
Oh, God, we're bringing up
Pooneil the cat now?
751
00:31:47,827 --> 00:31:48,965
We're back to
that ancient history?
752
00:31:49,068 --> 00:31:50,931
Well, in current history,
it looks like you're
753
00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:52,896
hanging with a cop instead of
your fellow firefighters.
754
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,689
That's right--
firefighters bring the heat,
755
00:31:54,793 --> 00:31:56,655
cops bring the tickets.
756
00:31:56,758 --> 00:31:58,068
JACOB:
Hey. I can hear you.
757
00:31:58,172 --> 00:31:59,275
Hey, give my buddy a break,
758
00:31:59,379 --> 00:32:02,620
all right?
And I'm here now, aren't I?
759
00:32:02,724 --> 00:32:04,344
You surely are.
760
00:32:04,448 --> 00:32:05,689
JACOB:
Yeah, here we go, here we go.
761
00:32:06,655 --> 00:32:08,103
Yes, this is mine.
762
00:32:08,206 --> 00:32:09,896
Yeah, let me in on that.
763
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,413
You good, bro?
764
00:32:11,517 --> 00:32:12,896
-I'm great.
-Cheers, guys.
765
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,827
I feel like I have
emotional whiplash.
766
00:32:15,931 --> 00:32:17,517
Mom and Dad continue to be...
767
00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:18,965
Hella weird.
768
00:32:19,068 --> 00:32:21,241
And all the sparks
that were flying between them--
769
00:32:21,344 --> 00:32:23,896
I thought that they were
going to start the fire of 2025.
770
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,379
And then once Andre and Hayley
walked in?
771
00:32:26,482 --> 00:32:28,379
Not a good look.
772
00:32:28,482 --> 00:32:31,103
And I talked to Dad about
keeping his distance from Mom,
773
00:32:31,206 --> 00:32:33,896
but nothing I say
seems to sink in.
774
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,689
Isn't there, like,
a legal maneuver
775
00:32:35,793 --> 00:32:37,448
that you can use
to keep them apart?
776
00:32:37,551 --> 00:32:41,172
If there were, don't you think
I would've used it by now?
777
00:32:41,275 --> 00:32:43,172
Okay, well, maybe
778
00:32:43,275 --> 00:32:45,758
we're just too close
to the situation, right?
779
00:32:45,862 --> 00:32:49,103
Maybe we're seeing something
that isn't actually there.
780
00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:54,482
Okay, maybe Mom
invited Dad to join us
781
00:32:54,586 --> 00:32:57,689
because she thought
we'd really like to see him.
782
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,206
Okay, I'm not even
buying what I'm selling.
783
00:33:01,310 --> 00:33:02,655
I'm telling you, Chelsea.
784
00:33:02,758 --> 00:33:04,241
We both saw her eyes light up
785
00:33:04,344 --> 00:33:05,758
when she spotted him
across the room,
786
00:33:05,862 --> 00:33:08,551
and the way she headed
straight toward him
787
00:33:08,655 --> 00:33:10,655
like a heat-seeking missile...
788
00:33:12,034 --> 00:33:14,206
Very bad. Very bad.
789
00:33:14,310 --> 00:33:15,827
Because these incidents,
790
00:33:15,931 --> 00:33:18,000
they're not one-offs, okay?
791
00:33:18,103 --> 00:33:19,241
there's something
that keeps drawing her
792
00:33:19,344 --> 00:33:21,241
back to Dad, even now.
793
00:33:21,344 --> 00:33:23,655
It's like she has Bill-dar.
794
00:33:23,758 --> 00:33:27,344
You know, I love Mom, I do,
795
00:33:27,448 --> 00:33:29,758
but sometimes she needs to be
saved from herself.
796
00:33:29,862 --> 00:33:31,172
Preach.
797
00:33:31,275 --> 00:33:34,137
And especially because
I know she's happy with Andre.
798
00:33:34,241 --> 00:33:38,172
Like, really happy.
But what can you do?
799
00:33:39,482 --> 00:33:42,379
I can't believe
I'm gonna say this, but...
800
00:33:42,482 --> 00:33:45,965
maybe Hayley
can figure out something
801
00:33:46,068 --> 00:33:47,448
to keep Dad away from her.
802
00:33:49,310 --> 00:33:51,379
And let's hope
it's something permanent,
803
00:33:51,482 --> 00:33:53,448
for everyone's sake.
804
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,862
So, did you have
a good time at the show?
805
00:34:02,965 --> 00:34:05,931
Yeah, some really, uh,
intriguing 3-D effects
806
00:34:06,034 --> 00:34:08,655
that I would like to experiment
with in my own work.
807
00:34:08,757 --> 00:34:10,344
Oh, and I spoke
with some buyers.
808
00:34:10,447 --> 00:34:11,896
Yeah, just like you suggested.
809
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,688
Good, good.
Oh. Wait a minute.
810
00:34:15,793 --> 00:34:17,206
Look over at Bill's table.
811
00:34:17,310 --> 00:34:19,379
Oh, it's too bad
the girls had to leave.
812
00:34:19,482 --> 00:34:21,793
They will hate
to have missed this.
813
00:34:22,862 --> 00:34:24,310
Oh.
814
00:34:24,413 --> 00:34:26,655
What... Did you order
something special for me?
815
00:34:26,757 --> 00:34:29,931
The waiter put it down.
I thought you ordered it
816
00:34:30,034 --> 00:34:31,447
on your way from the men's room.
817
00:34:31,551 --> 00:34:33,516
Huh.
818
00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:35,068
Oh.
819
00:34:45,241 --> 00:34:48,551
I want to hear the story behind
that poor little marshmallow.
820
00:34:48,655 --> 00:34:51,862
But first, I want a kiss.
821
00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:56,931
Baby.
822
00:34:57,034 --> 00:34:58,586
So that's why the marshmallow.
823
00:34:58,689 --> 00:35:00,482
Oh.
824
00:35:00,586 --> 00:35:02,689
I guess you had to be there.
825
00:35:04,137 --> 00:35:05,448
Are you okay?
826
00:35:05,551 --> 00:35:06,965
You seemed tense
when you came in...
827
00:35:07,068 --> 00:35:10,206
and saw Bill with us.
828
00:35:10,310 --> 00:35:12,896
And now you seem even more tense
after hearing a story
829
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,551
about something silly
that happened years ago.
830
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,103
Care to tell me why?
831
00:35:21,103 --> 00:35:22,931
Yeah.
832
00:35:23,034 --> 00:35:25,310
Maybe it's because
I don't think it's funny
833
00:35:25,413 --> 00:35:27,793
that Bill is inserting himself
back into your life
834
00:35:27,896 --> 00:35:30,206
or that you're playing
right into his hands
835
00:35:30,310 --> 00:35:31,793
by sending him reminders of
836
00:35:31,896 --> 00:35:33,344
something that
happened years ago.
837
00:35:33,448 --> 00:35:35,793
Sometimes a marshmallow
is just a marshmallow.
838
00:35:35,896 --> 00:35:39,000
Dani. And sometimes
it's way more than that,
839
00:35:39,103 --> 00:35:40,655
and we both know it.
840
00:35:42,034 --> 00:35:43,379
You're right.
841
00:35:44,827 --> 00:35:47,896
That marshmallow does represent
my relationship with Bill.
842
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,379
-Thank you.
-It's messy,
843
00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:53,689
scorched, sticky.
844
00:35:53,793 --> 00:35:57,275
And nobody wants it,
especially me.
845
00:35:57,379 --> 00:35:59,862
What I want
846
00:35:59,965 --> 00:36:01,689
is what's right in front of me.
847
00:36:14,103 --> 00:36:17,034
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848
00:36:17,137 --> 00:36:20,103
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