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You said -
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and I don't say this often
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to other men on the show: great hair.
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(audience laughing)
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Thank you, sir.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Doesn't come up a lot.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, really.
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Thank you. It means a lot coming from you.
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You are the king of hair.
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You have the only remaining
pompadour in the business, so.
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(audience laughing)
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It is true.
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Between me and you.
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No one has the nerve to
sport this thing anymore.
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(audience laughing)
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No, no, but they -
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(audience laughing)
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(Conan whooshing)
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All right, yeah. All right.
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Yes, yes. So I'm the only
black comic with a perm.
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So between the two of us,
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(Conan laughing)
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we've got the niche industry
already hooked up, I believe.
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Let me also ask about the jewelry.
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This is nice jewelry.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, I'm becoming the
new Liberace it appears.
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(audience laughing)
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Everybody wants to talk about the jewelry.
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I just need the motivation.
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I need to look down and
see I'm doing something
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to get me excited about things.
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Right, right, right.
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Yeah.
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So you look down and you see,
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"Oh, things are good things."
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Yes, things are good.
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Don't worry about the
economy, the recession.
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(all laughing)
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The mortgage.
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Gas prices. Just ignore all that.
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Oh yeah.
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That's a great message
for everyone, I think.
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(all laughing)
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Now let's talk about this.
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I know that we all have
heroes in show business.
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Yeah.
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One of your all-time
heroes I'm told is Prince.
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And you got to meet him fairly recently.
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How did that go?
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I did. It was wonderful.
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He was all the things I
thought he was going to be.
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(audience laughing)
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He's a genius and smart,
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and I think he's David Blaine secretly.
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He's like a magician.
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David Blaine the - You
think he's a magician?
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I think he is.
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I was talking to him and he was like,
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"Would you care for some tea?"
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And I was like, "Yeah, of course."
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And he was gone.
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(audience laughing)
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He was just - he was already gone.
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Then he came back from another part
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of the room with a tray
with 13 teas on it.
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(audience laughing)
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It was amazing.
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He's very mysterious.
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Yes, yes.
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He loves to have all this mystery,
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and you don't know where
he's going, what he's doing.
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No.
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What he's talking about half the time.
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No, no.
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And he'll wear pumps and be looking at you
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like there's nothing wrong.
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(all laughing)
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He'll be having fun but it's -
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He commits so much to
wearing pumps that it works.
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Yes, yes.
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It makes you think about it.
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Could I get away with it
on the basketball court?
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Yeah.
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(audience laughing)
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Maybe one time.
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Now, okay.
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Are you taller than Prince?
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How does that work out?
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He's cheating, he's got pumps on.
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(audience laughing)
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Right.
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Can't live up with that.
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna say I'm taller
just 'cause he's not here.
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Right. That'll work.
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You would know nothing -
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He could appear suddenly right now.
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(audience laughing)
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13 teas.
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You talking about me?
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(Conan mimics electric guitar)
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(audience laughing)
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Care for chamomile?
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(both laughing)
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Okay, let's talk about the height issue.
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Did your height affect you,
do you think growing up?
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Did it influence, you know,
your life, your comedy?
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I think so.
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It made me very cynical and bitter.
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(audience laughing)
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I had heard about a growth spurt
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and it was like the Lochness legend.
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Everybody gets a growth spurt
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and it's gon' happen and just wait,
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it's gon' be one summer
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and everything's gon' change.
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And I'm grown now,
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(audience laughing)
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and I'm still waiting
on that summer to come.
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You're still waiting?
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Yeah.
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You're still waiting on this growth spurt?
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Yes. Yes.
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It could happen.
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It could. Maybe I'm just late.
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I'm willing to wait.
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It's gonna happen like that.
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(Conan snaps fingers)
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I hope so.
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Do you think that this
affected your relationship
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with women, your success with women?
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It made me try really hard
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'cause women want tall, dark and handsome,
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and I wasn't able to fulfill any of those.
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(audience laughing)
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When I got a woman, I
really tried hard, you know?
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Yeah.
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I think short guys make better lovers
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just 'cause once we get on,
we don't want to get off.
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(all laughing)
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Did you - okay.
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(all laughing)
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All these images are
going through my head.
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I know that came out right
and wrong at the same -
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"Get off me. Not yet."
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(audience laughing)
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Did you ever - okay.
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Did you ever date a much taller woman?
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Yeah. I dated a WNBA player once.
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Really?
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She was 6'3".
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6'3"?
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Yeah, and I thought it was gon' be -
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I don't know, it was just weird.
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(audience laughing)
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Because I was proud that it didn't matter
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in the relationship, but it's still
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you're a kid holding your mom's hand.
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(audience laughing)
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We're in the mall like.
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(scattered applause)
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Lift me up and kiss me.
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It just doesn't -
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(all laughing)
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I tried though, you know?
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I guess you have a bunch of friends
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who are rap stars, rappers.
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Is that right?
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Mm-hmm.
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And you maintain, you know
comedians and you know rappers.
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You think that rappers are
funnier than comedians.
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Is that true?
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I'm saying some of these
rap guys are just hilarious.
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Right.
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I didn't understand that
they were that funny.
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Like Snoop is just really hilarious.
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Snoop Dogg is funny, yeah.
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He's doing all these things.
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He's got two TV shows,
he's doing the movie,
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he's got three albums,
he's coaching football.
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He's doing a show about being a father,
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and you hear he's high
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And you're like, "I can't get
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out of the room if I'm high."
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Yeah.
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(audience laughing)
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How is he - How is he
doing all this stuff?
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Remarkable man, yeah.
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He really is.
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The rap world has just
been amazingly hilarious
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to find out how many
funny guys are out there.
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Yeah.
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And also they have their own language
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Yeah.
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and just the way of living
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Yeah.
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and just this bravado and it works.
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You know all about it.
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You're there with us at the parties.
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(audience laughing)
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It's true. Yeah.
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I'm a fixture at every rap party.
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(all laughing)
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"Hiya, fellas. How's it going?"
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(all laughing)
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Ladies and gentlemen, the pompadour.
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Yeah.
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(all laughing)
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Well, where's the fondue?
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(all laughing)
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(Katt exhaling)
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(Conan laughing)
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I'll put on a Monkees album.
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(audience laughing)
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Not a Negro function without
fondue, that's for sure.
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(all laughing)
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You know, we've been talking about
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a lot of things here.
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And one of the things
that I wanted to mention
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is that you have your own clothing line.
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This is real, right?
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You're coming up with
your own clothing line.
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Yes, yes. Yeah.
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I want to make sure I
get to this before we go.
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Tell us about the clothing line.
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It's called Secret Pimps Society.
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(audience laughing)
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'Cause you know everybody's not able
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(Conan laughing)
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and it's a good thing to be able
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to find somewhere where you can just find
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wonderful fly clothes that nobody else
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is gon' have on, but you.
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Right.
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And that becomes important.
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And this works for everybody?
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Would this work for me?
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Everybody. Yeah, oh.
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Are you kidding that -
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You just started to change your mind.
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It looks like you just
changed into it right now.
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You are the Secret
Pimps Society right now.
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(audience laughing)
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I'm the pimp that's heavily more
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to the finance side of things.
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(audience laughing)
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Yes, yes. Yeah.
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No, no, no, no.
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This is not looking good this quarter.
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(audience laughing)
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Let me look at the numbers.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Well, let me mention this.
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A few things: "American Hustle"
is now available on DVD.
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It is.
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Katt's gonna to be at the Gibson
Amphitheater in Los Angeles
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June 26th, 27th and 28th,
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True.
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as part of the "It's
Pimpin' Pimpin'" tour.
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Exactly.
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(audience laughing)
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(Conan laughing)
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I'm gonna come in right in the middle
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Yeah.
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and serve fondue, that's
gonna be really big.
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(all laughing)
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It'll be great.
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You are very funny
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Thank you. Thank you, sir.
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and great to talk to please come back soon
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Thank you. You're an icon.
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and congratulations on your success
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Katt Williams. We'll be back
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