All language subtitles for Two.Buddies.And.A.Badger.2015.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX]

Bread bin.

Every time. I'm really stuck in the
bread bin. Help me out. What if I pull

this? Oh, thanks. No, don't do it again.

I promise I'll never step foot in that
bread bin again.

Hey -ho.

Hurry, Luddy Wood, it's started. What
started?

Oh, the audience is here already.

Yes. The film has begun.

Oh, fish sticks. I thought we had more
time. Come on, hurry, hurry. I'm

hurrying. Oh, and, Luddy Wood, you're a
flying moor.

Here we go then.

So many things may happen when a tunnel
is your home. Well, some are boring,

some are rock and roll.

We used to think our ceiling was a solid
mass of stone.

But suddenly one day there was a hole.

And in the hole we saw a guy in a weird
and British thing. With big surprised

and very furry eyes.

His tail, however, told us that he was
some kind of beast. It was the badger,

very soon we realized.

We have a badger in our root, hey,
badger -y, badger -o. We have a badger

root, hey, badger -o.

Don't worry, hit the dial, talk, talk,
talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk,

talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk,
talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. Hit it,

-o.

Good morning, Mr. Badger. Not a clever
thing to do.

It's really quite enough to make us
frown.

We're lodging in our ceiling, make you
glad or make you blue.

Ending up when you were digging down.

We have a badger in our room, pay
badgery, badger -o. We have a badger in

room, pay badger -o.

Oh, poor badger -o. That must have hurt,
eh?

Poor you.

Oh, nothing, nothing, nothing.

Are you thirsty? Need some food? Want a
band -aid for your head? Tutton, you're

spoiling him.

That badger needs training and
discipline, not mollycoddling.

You little rascal.

I'll cut it out. I'll stop the tickling.
Really, Tutson. Come on. It's getting

late. Time for bed.

You're not going to bed already.

But the film has just started.

Tutson, it's ten o 'clock. Time for bed.
Come on. But it's only half past ten.

How can you say that when it's very
clearly ten o 'clock? Ten? How on earth

it be ten?

Tutson, have a look over there. That
clock says ten, doesn't it?

You can't tell the time. You can't tell
the time. Look who's talking.

Take a look at my watch. It says half
past seven. It's been half past seven

the past five years.

Don't try to tell me I don't know the
time. Besides, I'm dead tired. I don't

want to stay up all night discussing
what time it is.

Some bedtime reading.

Let me see. I've read that one, read
that one, read this one a few times.

Tootson?

You devious devil. I'm missing a
vampire, Mag.

You've been stealing my stuff. I so have
not. You're going to be hearing scary

noises again.

Seeing monsters in the dark, that's how
it is when you read those ghoulish, gory

magazines. Admit it. I only read the
ones with those poor ladies in them.

What poor ladies? You know, the poor
ladies who were looking for a boyfriend.

I want to go to sleep.

Just don't wake me up when you start
getting nightmares.

Er, Luddywood, were we supposed to brush
our teeth today?

No, we brush our teeth on Saturdays,
just before we open our goodie bags.

Shit, we're clever lads, aren't we?

Nighty -night. Good night, Tudson.

Nighty -night, my dear all.

Amanda, they're gaining on us. Don't
talk, Dad. Run.

In here.

Will, what's your nose telling you?
Where are they?

They're over there.

Come out, come out.

and your stupid nose.

But I can smell them.

Whom do I owe?

Bloody Wood, there's something... Bloody
Wood, wake up. Bloody Wood, something

terrible has happened.

Bloody Wood. Bloody Wood.

Bloody Wood.

Bloody... Bloody Foot.

What did you say?

I said Bloody Wood. You said Muddy Foot.
I did not.

It sounded like you said Muddy Foot. Me?

You think that I...

Honestly, Tootson, waking me up in the
middle of the night with this rubbish...

It's not rubbish.

There's been an accident, Lottie Wood. A
big, scary accident here in our tunnel.

Whereabouts? In my dreams.

Huh? I dreamt that it came over there.

But you... You say you dreamt it?

Yeah. Oh, you gibbering idiot.

But it woke me up.

So obviously we have to go and
investigate.

Come on. But it's only 12 o 'clock. Now.
Look.

We can't get up now. It's the middle of
the night. No, but it was clearly a

monster sound.

I once read about a knitting monster
that attacked ladies and unraveled their

jumpers. And he was like... Stop it.
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

What did I tell you?

You've got to stop reading the scary
magazines. I know, but...

Don't push me. You're first.

We have to be careful. But I think you
should go first.

It's easier. Better all round if you
find it first.

Why do I always have to go first? Hey,
stop it.

How are you doing?

Hello? Wakey, wakey.

Hello?

Oh, Luddywood, come quick. I did it. I
made her wake up.

Tutton, I told you to leave her alone.

What if she's got that... Hello,

lady. My name's Tutton.

Welcome to my tunnel.

Good evening, my lady.

Luddywood. the name?

Amanda.

No, no, Luddywood.

And, fair maiden, what brings you to our
tunnel?

To your tunnel?

Yes, you probably fell off the train and
into our humble abode. What's with the

funny talk?

What do you mean, talking funny? Of
course you are. I can hardly recognise

Of course you can. Watch it out, will
you? It's just sickening. Well, this is

Luddywood, this is me, and this is
Badgeraw. Badgeraw is a badger, and he

way up there on the roof.

But hey... Are you the lucky last of us?

My dad!

Okay, I must go.

No, no, no. Look, look. Hat stand.

Don't go.

And over here, rocking chair.

State of the art. Fastest one in the
country.

Check this out.

You see, this chap's missing a few nuts
and bolts.

Good thing I'm here to look after him.

Those chairs are dangerous.

Great. But I have to go. I'm in a hurry.
But first, let's have a spot of

breakfast, eh?

And some goat cheese, perhaps?

Allow me to offer our lovely lady guest
some... What the dickens are you doing

in here? Get back to your hole.

Oh, poor badger -o.

Never mind Grumpy Luddywood. He's just
got a little strange on us.

Nuffie, nuffie, nuffie.

Enough with the nuffie -nuffie. We have
a real lady guest present. Where do

these tracks lead?

Which way is out?

But why do you want to leave so soon?
You're our guest, aren't you? I have to

help my father. He's in big trouble.

Big trouble?

Hey -ho!

Do you hear that, Hollywood? Yes.

He's been kidnapped by a psycho.

Psycho? A maniac by the name of
Rasputin.

Maniac? He's forcing my dad into making
a terrible serum.

Terrible serum? You sound like a damsel
in distress.

We can help.

Yeah.

If we join forces, there are many of us.
Look, three, five, six, and counting

badger all, we'll be 17, one, two, nine.

No, Tootson.

Heaven. Well, you know, it would be nice
to have some help, but I... Great. Just

wait there. We'll show you.

Well, look here. This belonged to my
grandfather.

Captain Tootsie. Uh, can you travel on
that thing for real?

Of course. We're always ready for
adventure.

Uh, where are we going?

Unfortunately, our heroes will soon be
heading for this city.

It is a sad city.

The people who live here can only speak
in guttural gargles.

This is due to the incessant fall of
polluted rain.

from the heavy clouds above.

The name of this city is Bergen.

No one can escape the great Rasputin.

Welcome to my palace, Professor Sallow.

This is my humble laboratory.

There you go, boss.

How's this, Professor Fellow?

Where's his daughter?

Well, she was on this train, see?

And we were running, and we tried to...
But then we were like... She's probably

not important. I sincerely apologise for
having brought you here by force, but

being the most prominent scientist, only
you can produce this serum of mine.

I don't work for crooks like you.

You'll do as you're told.

Or would you care to try this?

You don't scare me.

I would rather die than make that serum
for you.

Okay.

But suppose we put your daughter in that
chair.

Don't you dare.

You leave Amanda out of this.

Find his daughter.

and bring her back. At once. We're on
it, boss.

When Amanda gets here, you'll finish my
serum.

I will have taken Bergen in a single
hour. A week later, I'll have subdued

country. And before the year is out,
I'll be ruling the entire world.

No one can stop me.

Let's bring this one too. How about
this?

Actually, that's great.

We'll bring this one. There's room for
both. Yeah, no problem. This one too,

right? Nearly forgot about that one. Me
too. Oh, so that's what that was. You

think of everything.

You too, Luddy Wood. You're really great
at packing. It's almost as if we

compliment each other. That's true. Can
I bring this as well?

Are you really sure about this? Of
course we are. We want to help you

your father. Hold on a sec.

It feels like there's something we're
forgetting.

Timetable, perhaps?

We don't want to slam into a train.

No, got that. It feels like there's
someone else, though. So how about we

that dresser along as well, just in
case?

What on earth would we possibly need a
dresser for?

Let's bring a hat stand, though, just to
be on the safe side. You never know

when a hat stand might come in useful.

Hang on a sec. What are you getting?
That's probably nothing.

Let's just go.

Set sail for Bergen.

Bergen, here we come.

Let's wake up the entire country while
we're at it. Yes, let's. It's way too

early in the morning to be sleeping
still.

Morning sun and glowing mountain.

First light is the power cut.

Rise and shine and greet the light. A
new day is on its way.

Morning mist is fading and a brand new
day has just begun.

Music on the radio, it's time to put the
kettle on.

Oh, look, it's like a picture postcard.

Good morning, fisherman and farmer.

Wake up now.

Rise and shine.

Get up, keep joy and no more sorrow.
Fill your day with more tomorrow.

Get up to joy and no more sorrows. Fill
your day with more tomorrow.

Good morning to the birds and trees. Oh,
isn't this a lovely day?

Over here. Say cheese. Good morning to
our friends and all the ones who've come

from far away.

Rise and shine.

It's half past seven already.

Good morning, teacher and policeman.

Where's he? Where's he?

Rise and...

Hey,

Amanda, why the long face?

Everything will be just fine, Amanda.
We'll rescue your father, save the

and put every... Everything right.

Oh, look, Tootson, a tunnel.

Oh, that's a fine one. Very symmetrical.

You can count on us, Amanda.

We've got it all under control. Just sit
back and we'll fix everything.

Eh, Badgerall?

Er... Tootson? Yeah?

You did say you checked the timetables,
right? Yes, there's no trains in here.

Oh. Huh?

That's not a train. Not a train? You
misread the timetable, you idiot!

I absolutely did not. Just look.

There's a train coming!

It says you're in plain writing. Tell me
this. How old is that timetable? It's

proper old. I got the oldest timetable.
I can find it. It's usually me who looks

up there. Help me move this trolley
around before we all get killed!

This isn't going to end well!

Faster, faster!

This is all your fault! Oh, shut it!

Close. I mean, like I said, everything's
under complete control.

Can we stop this thing?

This is the brake, right?

Oh, that's what I forgot.

What was it? I was supposed to fix the
brakes. What? I'm so absent -minded.

must be about here. She could have come
that far.

Oh, she will have. This is pretty
accurate.

Did your nose tell you that?

Oh, what the... Will you stop doing
that?

Oh, so you're sulking now.

You're a prickly one, you are. Well, two
can play at that game.

That's her!

Mono, face that way.

Look, lovely one, he looks like your
auntie.

Please, don't insult the fly. Oh, no!

We have to jump now!

I want to get off here! I want my hat!

Is this really bad luck, or is this a
normal day for the two of you? No, this

a bit worse than usual.

Romantic view, though, eh?

What the bedoodle is that thing?

Oh, sweet somebody or other. Are we dead
now?

Is this supposed to be heaven, then?

Who's touching my knee?

What are you, a squid?

Something.

Look,

Tootsie. Floating hands in mid -air.

What kind of disgusting place is this?
One might almost think one's in Bergen

already.

My nose tells me she's in there.

Some kind of theme park.

This has to end sooner or later, right?

Oh,

great.

I've got fish coats in me underpants.

Honestly, Tootsin, there's a lady
present.

That's really rude, that is. It really
hurts.

Sorry, I... What did she ever do to you?

I didn't mean to.

I'm sorry. You should be ashamed of
yourself.

Okay, that's enough.

We need to get out of here.

Too right you do.

There's the door.

Tutton? Yeah?

We can never tell anyone about this.

We'd get locked up.

Is this fairground still open?

No, they closed it down 20 years ago.
But why are you both still here then?

We like this place so much we just
stayed. There's no better place for us

darling. I love you, honey float.

Oh, my bony bow.

You don't find my hair a little
lifeless? Not at all. Your hair is the

lifeless thing about you. Oh, you funny
bow.

Hey, what kind of weirdos would want to
live like this?

Yeah, in a tube underground.

Yeah, I can see how you two might find
that strange.

You are?

How so?

Not far to go now.

There's the egg bit.

Closing time.

They chopped badger off!

Stop right there, badger -nappers!

That's an order!

There's no getting out of here as long
as the whale's teeth are shut.

Now you'll have to stay here too.

Forever.

Badger all.

Badger all. They talk badger all. I'm
sure Santa will bring you a new badger

Christmas.

But think about Amanda's father.

Amanda can't buy herself a new dad for
Christmas.

Now is that sad or what?

Crying about it won't help.

Come on. Does anyone fancy a game of
cards with us?

Aye. I can't take it.

Can't take what, Hudson?

That we're stuck here forever.

I can't take it all. There has to be an
exit. I have to help my dad.

Oh, badger all.

Hello. You were supposed to help me.

I've never felt this sad before.

Have a green pastille.

and let your tears spill.

It's good to have a cry.

It's easy if you give it a try to have a
little cry.

It's good to have a cry.

Have a cry. Just like every day.

I want to shower.

Shall I help wash my walls away?

How and when and some.

Until I fill a tub.

There, there, Tootsie.

Crying helps you let out all the sad and
ugly feelings that pile up inside and

haunt and taunt you when you're down.

Nobody can smile and just be happy all
the time. It helps to have a cry.

And in the end, all tears will dry.

Have a green pastille and let your tears
spill.

Oh, that felt nice. I'm happy again.

Professor Fellow, I've got a surprise
for you. Care to guess what we've got in

this bag?

Or should I say, who we've got in this
bag?

Eh? Have a guess.

Actually bit my nose off.

You and that nose of yours.

Why the devil would anyone want a nose
that can't smell the difference between

girl and a badger?

That's not always so easy, not hearing
Bergen.

Isn't that your nose lying on the floor?

Am I supposed to hold it like this all
day long?

Get it out of here.

Find Amanda right now.

As in, this minute. I guarantee you that
you're going to lose more than your

noses.

Amanda?

Where are you, Amanda?

Amanda! Amanda!

Come on out, will you? We know you're in
there.

She must have found a way out.

We have to find her.

Badger all.

Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,
nothing. Aha!

Aha? What do you mean, aha?

But that way is closed.

That's easily solved if we apply some
Ludewood Cleverness.

Now give it a good...

boom talking?

No, as a matter of fact, it isn't. You
could have just waited until I got out

the way.

Ready home, Amanda? Let's go rescue your
father. No, no, no.

You're very sweet, and I know you mean
well, but... But what?

You two turn everything into chaos!

We're lousy at chaos. Yeah, I agree. We
wouldn't know chaos if it came to this.

Divine chaos.

Did we say something wrong?

Hey, wait for us.

Amanda, can't you just... We're trying
to help you here.

I don't get it. She's just walking away.

I miss our trolley. And I miss
Badgerall.

Me too, actually.

There's no bleeping fish of any sodding
kind to catch here tonight.

Not a single herring.

You see now, I told you you should have
brought the dragnet, Angus. What? In

this sewer?

And tell me, what do you think we would
have ended up spending all night

cleaning out of the bleeping dragnet?

Ach, poo.

Eh? Exactly.

Oh!

Angus! Eh?

Behind you.

What is that?

It looks like a sack.

Aye, I can see that.

Do you know what?

Let's bring it home with us and claim
salvage on it.

Oh, knights of darkness.

Oh, thieves of sharpness.

Aggie, you're back at last.

What the blazes?

Did ye wrap the fish up, eh?

That's not a fish, thee.

It's a sack.

We didnae catch any fish.

We only caught this sack here.

Well, then, what's in it?

Oh, we didnae look inside yet.

Ah, only on the outside.

But, Alfred.

Aye? Do you think you could give us a
wee hand?

Look inside the sack together.

Okay, but make it snappy then. I haven't
got all day.

Oh, jings.

What the blazes?

He's still dead.

Well, we can't just leave it lying here.
It's in the way. How about we put it in

the boat shed?

What for?

We could charge it premium rent for a
cottage.

Aye, we'll be rich, so we can move out
of here.

I heard what you said.

Didn't you?

You were going to charge me premium rent
to live in that shed.

Oh, aye, but you get used to the boat as
well.

And the pier.

And I guess the jumper, too.

That's a question, that is.

Hmm.

This is a very strange time.

Aye, but we like living here by the sea.
The air's really nice.

There's three months that has taken off
Kinfolk, we are the only ones left now.

That was no sea monster. It was a
machine. Couldn't you tell?

Dear Mr. Badger, you shouldn't mock our
sorry fate. All our kinfolk have been

lost at sea.

But your kinfolk might still be alive.

What's that? If you follow that machine,
you might just find them.

Oh, do you think so? Could you help us?

Oh, please.

We'll make you our king, Mr. Badger.

Me? A king?

Our mighty king.

But I'm just an ordinary badger. Oh,
please, please, please. Only you can

us. Would your majesty be so kind as to
bow down?

I know.

Hmm.

Yes. Our mighty king.

Haven't got all day, have we?

Come, let us go and rescue your kinfolk.

Are we there yet?

No. Are we there yet?

No. Okay, I'm just thinking out loud
here.

Are we there yet?

Is that Bergen?

Yes. And my father's being held prisoner
in that tower.

Place your faith in me, Amanda. Allow me
to serve as your valiant champion.

I and my trusty footman here will make
things... Footman?

Me? Your servant now? All you ever think
about is that flea -ridden badger. Flea

-ridden? Hello?

Hey, gentlemen, you've both been very
kind and brave.

Thank you very much.

But, Amanda, Tootson can wait here. He
doesn't have to come along. What did you

say? You have some nerve. Thanks a lot,
but I can manage alone from here.

It can't be more dangerous than hanging
out with the two of you.

But Amanda... She's gone. Yeah, and it's
your

fault we're standing out here in the
cold.

My fault?

You nincompoop.

Nincompoop. Anyway, I'm off to save
Amanda now. She needs me.

Well, I'm going to save Badgerall. You
just sit here on that big bum of yours

and fall in love. Did you just say I had
a fat bottom?

Sorry, I meant fat head.

Fathead? Oh, really?

Well, then you're a rude, uncivilized,
imbecilic pineapple.

My piano tie.

My piano tie!

That's the straw that breaks the
elephant's back.

You'll have to go it on your own now.

Okay, that's fine. You just go.

Don't worry.

And this is the last you'll ever see of
Luddy Wood.

Call yourself the best friend?

You know what?

You look like you just pooped your
pants.

Luddy Wood!

Come back here!

This argument isn't finished!

All clear.

Now, the laboratory's on the top floor,
but how do we get up there?

Oh, that's easily fixed.

It's Hamish.

And that's Veranda.

And there's my Angus.

One simple task.

Do you really not understand how vital
Amanda is?

Professor Fellow won't cooperate unless
we have a short...

Let me show you how far we've come.
Fetch me one of the rats.

Oh no!

What are they going to do to our robot?

Now here we go.

Out you go.

Step onto that little plank.

The zombie puppet serum.

A weapon that will make me the most
powerful leader in the history of the

Is that cool or what?

But my current serum only works on rats.

I need my serum to work on humans as
well. For that, I will need to get the

of Professor Fellow. So bring Amanda
here right now.

Now ask yourselves, would you like to be
my generals, or would you prefer to end

up like him?

We will, um... I can't hear you.

We will go get hold of Amanda.

Well, I'm keeping you then.

Nothing, boss.

On the way.

to the tune of the handsome, great, and
wonderful Rasputin.

But,

Amanda.

Amanda, why are you here? You need to
leave now.

I'm not leaving you here.

You shouldn't have come here at all. He
can't harm me, you know, as long as he

can't harm you. I'm not going to leave
you here to rot in the hands of that

monster.

Yes, my dear little rats.

I will be unstoppable.

Please stop there.

Not one step further.

Jump.

Do a twirl.

A ticket, you say? Oh, but I... Oh, yes,
I totally understand,

but I'm afraid I don't have any money on
me. Not a penny.

I say, is there a live band playing in
there or something?

Yes, yes, I completely understand that,
but I simply must get in there. I have

to save someone, and then I'll be out in
a jiffy, honestly.

Right.

Well, I see. I'm sorry for intruding,
but I...

Really must say, the level of service
here is absolutely critical.

All right, then. We'll have to try
something else. Maybe you can think of

something better to... Oh.

Oh.

Ah!

Lordy wood! Lordy wood!

How very dare you. What an idiot. Idiot,
idiot, idiot.

What a way to treat your best friend.
Booey.

What the... It's irresponsible.

Talk about foolish. Booey, booey, booey,
booey. Idiot. Idiot. Ow!

I'm so sorry, lovely one.

Okay, Dad. Amanda?

Amanda, it is you.

Levywood. Oh, Amanda, I'll save you from
this villain.

Take that, you fiend. And this. Drop it,
Levywood.

This is my father.

Oh, look.

What do we have here?

Your reward is coming right up.

Just leave that fool where he is.

Who is taking my best bud?

Where is Luddy Wood?

Think he might be gone for good. Are
you, Luddy Wood?

I am sad and all alone.

I don't want to be.

The world is huge and I'm so small.

What will I ever see?

Woody Wood again.

Did it have to end?

There's no one here to comfort me. My
eyes begin to swell.

A tear is running down my face. I feel
it all too well.

I'm alone, very blue.

I don't want to be.

Will I find the friend I knew?

Or will I ever see?

Woody Wood again.

Did it have to end?

My friend.

It's really nice to have a bit of music
out here in the wilderness.

Well, you see, I found this harmonica
and I hadn't brought any...

Sudoku puzzles.

The weather's nice.

Yeah. It's supposed to be nice tomorrow,
too.

I missed you, Luddywood.

Oh, me as well.

You're my bestest friend.

Here you go.

Totten, you are my bestest friend.

In English?

Amanda was captured and it's all my
fault. Now she's in that tower and we

get in without money.

Then what are we standing here hugging
for? Come on.

Over

there.

Birthday parties don't come every day.

That's right, they don't.

Christmas only once a year.

Days may come in any colour, even grey.

But hey, good things come. Good grief,
what are they doing here? Well,

I... Tutson, they get money just for
play. We could use some of

that.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

It is... It's my turn today.

I walk up to the mic stand.

Everybody's eyes are on me. And I'll be
Dumb and Dandy, you bar, you bar.

We've got a spot now, Dumb and Dandy,
you bar, you bar.

Dancing like a slug now, Dumb and Dandy,
oh, what a slug.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

I need some money to rescue Amanda.

Did you say rescue Amanda?

At last, now we can finally go on with
the task at hand.

You get one hour to finish the theorem
and we'll have a little fun with Amanda

in the meantime.

Don't you dare.

There's our special mouthwash.

Drink it.

What's that stuff?

Oh, it's wee -wee. Do you mind wee -wee?
Wee -wee? I made it myself.

That's no wee -wee. Yes, yes it is. Have
a look.

That's only juice.

Anyone can see that. No, it's not. See?

You can't fool me. That's juice.

It's wee -wee. Look again.

I told you it was, didn't I?

No,

Dad! Don't do it, Dad!

Wait! Wait!

Okay, you win. I'll make your serum.

Take me to Bergen, straight to Bergen,
that's the town where I don't feel like

fish out of water.

Wet and cold and sea food is all that's
cold.

Oh, Woody Wood, isn't this fun? Come on,
sing!

A crazy dream, but I don't mind the damn

squibs of our local football team.
Plenty of rain.

You go insane, and still I always come
back to this silly old refrain.

Take me to Bergen, take me to Bergen,
that's the town where I don't be like a

fish out of water.

Wet and cold and deep through all that
snow. Come on, people of Bergen, this is

your song.

Take me to Bergen, take me to Bergen,
that's the town where...

Fish out of water, wet and cold, and
seafood's all

I've sold.

Look at this, Honeywood.

Oh, that's more than enough.

Let's go rescue Amanda.

Thank you all. Bye for now. See you
later. Thank you so much. You were a

lovely audience.

Yeah.

We've left you, but we've got to go.
We'll come back another time.

There's something sinister in their
eyes. Really? Just go.

Yeah.

Yes, yes, we've got the money.

That's right. We want two tickets.

Yes,

yes, children's tickets.

Do we have ID?

Okay,

take all of it. Just give us the ticket.

No more of your shenanigans!

Take that! And that!

Silly songwriters!

Amanda!

I'm sorry we made such a mess.

Friends of Amanda are friends of mine.

We're done for, Luddywood. In seven
minutes, we'll be shish kebabs. You

ought to learn to tell the time,
Chilton. We've got 33 minutes.

or your daughter's peat will be dust!

Bling fools!

Have some zombie puppet serum!

Mindless fools!

Really? People will fear me all over -

That must have happened. Sheep, it's
surely not right in the... Oh, my giddy

aunt. I thought this was meant to be a
family film.

Wouldn't it?

Do you think this might be all our
fault?

I'm afraid so.

And all because we sang for you. People
here are crazy.

Oh, what an explosion.

Gosh. This is getting better.

Yeah, this isn't bad for a foreign film.

Put me into the...

It's an antidote. I made it in secret.

Badgerow! No!

Badgerow! Badgerow, wake up! Don't die
on me now.

Please, wake up.

Badgerow, please.

I'll take care of Badgerow.

You go make some chaos!

You killed my badger all! Get away from
me, you nobodies!

And now, it's time for me to take over
the world!

Spray the clouds with serum. Would you
like to see all the people of this world

bow to me, Rasputin?

Let me just bring the capsule into orbit
and... Gotcha!

I can't see anything!

Get your hands off that!

Imagine...

I think we're in for a long trip.

Yes, I think I know what you're saying
Thanks for

everything then

The pleasure was all mine, Tootson.

All mine.

Remember the first time you got stuck in
the bread bin?

Yeah. Well, that was me.

I locked you in.

Now you're telling me. It just seemed
like a good idea at the time.

Typical. How many times have I asked you
about that? You know, it's not easy for

me to admit my misdemeanours when you
react so violently.

Violently?

I

asked you about

that a million times. Look, here we go
again.

Aggression. Honestly.

I try to come clean. Words fail me
sometimes.

Oh, wow, that was fun.

Did you see the rocket? Straight up into
the sky.

Fantastic.

Really entertaining.

What on earth is that thing? I know.

I've never seen anything like it. Just
beautiful.

Astounding.

I never thought I'd be happy to see this
place again.

Amanda!

Badger all.

Oh,

Nuffie Nuffie. Oh, I missed you. Oh,
you're too cute, you know. Nuffie Nuffie

Nuffie.

Maybe you and I could...

Well, maybe not, Luddy Wood, but I do
like you very, very much, you know.

World domination!

World domination!

Hey,

Luddy Wood, did you care to trade?

Tootson, don't spoil the moment.

This is what you call a happy ending.

Mr. King is coming to dine with us
today.

Our finest table brimming with our best
in every

way. Ooh, so, what have you got in
there, Lordy Wood?

Mayonnaise, foie gras, and that thing.
Yum, yum, yum.

With beet and dungeon mash.

When we get a royal visit. What'll we do
then?

We'll break out our royal stash.

Perhaps the king is coming, maybe riding
on a

horse.

He will get our party clacker and a
funny hat, of

course.

Perhaps the king is coming.

That's all, folks. We're all done here,
really.

You can all get up and go home, collect
your rubbish and switch on your phones.

Oh, come on, there'll be no homes to go
to.

Bye for now, everybody. It's been really
nice, but you've had your money's

worth. Enough's enough.

OK, off you go now. We're going to stay
behind and tidy up the place. You know,

keep it looking pretty. OK, bye.

Drying the popcorn. Yeah, you.

You there. And you.

You all know who you are.

We'll be right back.

Tutson, you know sometimes they save a
fun bit for the very last.

What do you mean?

Well, you know, just as an extra set of
outtakes.

Just something to show after the credits
are finished.

Let's check it out.

These credits are really long.

Don't you think?

Waiting is really, really tedious.

Now the credits are ending, Tutson.

Oh, this is so exciting.

Now it's nearly over.

Oh, now the credits are ending.

Are we there yet?

There, that's it. Now we'll see.

Oh. There's nothing.

Oh, what a letdown.

Oh, this is rubbish.

Come on, let's just leave. Waste of
money.

Yeah, come on.

Let's get out of here. I mean, that's
just really cheap, isn't it? You know,

what kind of a... Where'd the budget go?

Catering?