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Who's the new troublemaker for the day?

Hmm.

Hmm, very interesting.

This new guy, Richard Hancock, looks kind of cute, actually, for a mugshot.

All right, let's see what he's been up to.

Ah!

Seven counts of lewd and lascivious behavior?

For real?

Seven counts?

Okay.

This one witness claimed he was chasing these ladies, older ladies, with his

dick hanging out.

Well, they ought to be glad.

What the hell?

I wouldn't be complaining.

And another witness, a girl from high school, said his nickname was Big Dick

Hancock.

I wonder if it is.

This is too funny.

Okay, so he said this was his story.

He was in a five -hour traffic jam, and he had to pee.

And the arresting officer says he was peeing beside a bus full of... Seniors

their way to Fresno.

Oh, my God, really?

Witness says the seniors were all having a great time, and then all of a sudden,

Mr. Hancock pulled out his dick.

Well, that should have made it even a better time, I would think.

So, in his defense, Mr.

Hancock, Big Dick, as his friends call him, claims he was running, he was

running from the old women who were throwing their panties at him.

Well, that had to be a sight for sore eyes, a bunch of old ladies' panties

all over the place. I think I'd be running upon him, too.

Oh, God.

Okay, so, but the police say he was resisting arrest.

As the old ladies were screaming, let me get my hands on that cock.

Oh, my God.

They actually booked this poor guy for that?

Oh, this is going to be too much fun.

I'm going to have to go check out Mr.

Big Dick.

Probation officer?

Are you busy?

You're not planning on leaving, are you?

No, as you know, I'm back here.

Mind if I come in?

Yeah, come on in.

Thank you.

You can go ahead and have a seat, Miss Lee.

Sure.

Thank you.

So is there a problem, Miss Lake?

You know, Mr. Hancock, I could be your worst nightmare.

Will this ever end? I was stuck in five hours of traffic, and all I wanted to do

was pee.

I just needed to pee.

Interesting. That's not the way the court sees it.

You...

senior citizens on their way to have a good time in Branson, Missouri?

They terrorized me.

They must have chased me around that bus about 20 times, throwing their panties

at me and everything.

Who's in jail, Mr.

Big Dick?

You or them?

Okay, alright. You know what? Shoot me. I confess, I did it. Are you satisfied

now?

That's to me, Mr. Big Dick.

The way I see it, the court says it's over and you're my responsibility now.

I'm your worst nightmare.

No, that judge was my worst nightmare.

No, I'm your worst nightmare.

You are mine for the next year and two months.

Again, Ms. Slade, what can I do to help you?

Well, let me check something out here.

Yeah, you've got your monitor on.

That's good.

I don't see any bottles or alcohol lying around, so that's good.

No smell or visible of any drugs.

So that's good.

None here.

Mr. Big Dick, you have to be the boringest guy in this county.

What's that fucking smile on your face? Did anybody tell you to smile?

Can't we just be friends and make the best of this next year and two months?

Sure we can, Mr. Hancock.

But first, I want to see the evidence.

What fucking evidence?

You know, the evidence that you terrorized the whole town with.

You're caught, Mr. Hancock.

I'm caught?

No way, you're just going to arrest me again. I said I want to see your fucking

cock.

Now, you don't want me to write in my report that, uh...

You were trying to escape, and after all, you did have your head out the

You know I had to answer the door.

You do what I say. Show me your cock, or you're going to be spending the night

with Bubba. Now stand up.

Just like I like it.

Not want that.

I told you they did it. You know, I'm beginning to believe you.

But it's what it is.

So like I said, you're mine for the next year or

two months.

Do you like what you see?

Bring that coffee over here.

Let me give it a little suck in the tongue.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Wow. It's nice.

Yeah, you like it.

Oh, dominating.

Mmm.

If I didn't know any better, I think you want it to be.

I put it in.

Yeah, it's mine.

It's under my control.

Look at those women.

Not resist this.

So handsome.

Mmm, so... Mmm.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

Ah, tongue fuck that pussy.

Yeah, that's it.

Oh, yeah, roll that tongue all over that fucking pussy.

Mmm, yeah, sucking that little clit. Mmm, yeah, just like that.

Ah, mmm, yeah. Mmm,

maybe a stick of finger there.

Yeah, that's what you need to do. Stick a finger in there.

Finger fucker as you eat that pussy.

Yeah.

Want that?

Now you hit that spot.

You might just make me squirt on your face.

I feel so good.

Oh, your face is wonderful. Your tongue is fucking fabulous.

Yeah. Oh, maybe we should move this into the bedroom.

Oh,

I like to mess up your bed.

ride your face.

Oh, yeah, that's it. Rub that fucking tongue all over that pussy.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

Oh, look at that cock just wanting some of my mouth.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Eat that pussy.

Come on, baby, come on.

Show your probation officer what you got.

Mmm.

That face of yours.

Yeah, that's it.

Oh, yeah

Yeah,

yeah

That's a bad pussy, isn't she?

I feel so good.

Oh, man.

I'm glad I took this job.

Oh, fuck yeah.

We're going to have a lot of fun for the next year or two months. Fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's it. Come on, baby.

Yeah, that's it.

Fuck me.

Oh, yeah.

Aren't you glad you fucked up and pissed in front of them old ladies? Huh?

Aren't you? Yeah.

Yeah, just so you get to fuck me? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, for the next, ooh, long months. Fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah. Pop it. Pop it. Yeah.

Turn that fucking pussy up.

me like a dog in here.

Yeah, that's it. Oh yeah, fuck it pussy.

Oh, you're good.

Oh, my leg.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Put your face in there.

Oh, yeah.

Rub it all over.

Rub it all over your fucking face.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Get your fucking titties up. Yeah, that's it.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. That's it.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah?

Poking it. Oh, yeah.

Poke it good.

Oh, yeah. Fuck.

Fuck. Yeah, fuck me.

Oh, fuck me, baby. Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, pinch his nipples.

Is that what you want? Want to pinch his fucking nipples?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh fuck yeah!

Oh, yeah.

It's a hurt.

Yeah. Give me that guy's fucking heart, cocky horse. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Pushing balls in my fucking ass.

Yeah.

That take you cock deep inside of my fucking pussy.

Oh, yeah.

I'm taking that young fucking dick of yours. Oh, yeah, yeah.

WOOOOOO -

One name base now.

I made a mess out of my pussy.

Huh? Yeah.

So you're going to be my... So

you're my new masturbation officer?

I mean, probation officer?

Well, I actually think you said it right the first time.

As a matter of fact, I am for a long time.

A long...

Can you handle that?