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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:09,403 - Kiki, I made you this scrapbook, 2 00:01:10,572 --> 00:01:13,041 which I know is a bit weird, 3 00:01:13,875 --> 00:01:16,611 but it all means nothing without you, 4 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:21,683 because you are my everything. 5 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:25,787 It's like my life only started that day 6 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:29,591 you rode into Clitopolis for that bounty hunting job. 7 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:34,161 I didn't exactly have girls knocking down my door, 8 00:01:34,829 --> 00:01:36,931 before you did. 9 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:41,168 Kind of hard when everyone's obsessed with my moms, 10 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:46,173 the great Leanne and Anne, the lives of the party. 11 00:01:46,741 --> 00:01:49,911 And I'm just there, too. 12 00:01:50,545 --> 00:01:53,014 The most boring royal in the history of Clitopolis, 13 00:01:53,081 --> 00:01:55,750 as voted by the people. 14 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:57,384 That was a tough day. 15 00:01:58,418 --> 00:02:00,387 But look at me now! 16 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,757 No one ever thought they'd see the day Princess Saira 17 00:02:02,824 --> 00:02:05,192 would have a hot as fuck partner. 18 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,427 I can't be exiled to the singles zone 19 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:09,631 this year's Lesbian Ball. 20 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:11,699 I know we're a bit of an odd match, 21 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:15,036 like you love travelling, and danger, and partying, 22 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,805 and I'm scared to go anywhere, and of everything, 23 00:02:17,872 --> 00:02:20,708 and I'd rather stay home and work on my magic tricks. 24 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,376 But you know what they say? 25 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:24,045 Opposites attract. 26 00:02:24,112 --> 00:02:26,581 You complete me. 27 00:02:26,681 --> 00:02:28,716 And I know in my heart 28 00:02:28,783 --> 00:02:31,786 we'll be together forever 29 00:02:31,886 --> 00:02:33,487 and ever, 30 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:34,989 and ever. 31 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:37,125 - You're dumped. 32 00:02:37,224 --> 00:02:38,660 - Fuck. 33 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:42,329 ♪ She's a lesbian ♪ 34 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:44,666 ♪ She's in space ♪ 35 00:02:44,766 --> 00:02:48,970 ♪ And she's also a princess ♪ 36 00:02:49,037 --> 00:02:50,470 Oh, and she's very sad. 37 00:02:53,508 --> 00:02:56,010 - Look, maybe if things were different 38 00:02:56,077 --> 00:02:57,411 and you were a different person 39 00:02:57,512 --> 00:02:58,846 and I was a different person, 40 00:02:58,913 --> 00:03:00,548 maybe this could have worked for me. 41 00:03:00,615 --> 00:03:03,584 But you're you, 42 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:06,319 and I'm me. 43 00:03:06,788 --> 00:03:08,156 - I'm sorry. 44 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:09,991 - Please stop crying. 45 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:12,292 - I literally can't. 46 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,762 - Hey, it's okay, you'll be all right. 47 00:03:14,829 --> 00:03:17,431 You are really good with your hands. 48 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:22,070 Oh my God, oh. 49 00:03:25,073 --> 00:03:27,407 Oh, you're so good at that. 50 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:29,877 - It's my sleight of hand. 51 00:03:32,180 --> 00:03:33,781 - You're smothering me. 52 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,449 We've only been dating like two weeks, 53 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:37,417 and you made this terrifying book. 54 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:39,821 - No. 55 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,790 - I just thought dating a space princess would be more, 56 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,292 ah, fun. 57 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:47,829 I don't wanna Gayflix and chill every night. 58 00:03:47,929 --> 00:03:49,496 - I'm sorry. 59 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:52,499 - And the "Sorry"s always with the "Sorry"s. 60 00:03:52,867 --> 00:03:56,170 - Sorry, oh, sorry for being sorry. 61 00:03:58,206 --> 00:03:59,741 Can we at least still go to the Lesbian Ball together? 62 00:03:59,841 --> 00:04:01,509 - Absolutely not, I need to get outta here. 63 00:04:01,576 --> 00:04:04,712 Goodbye forever. 64 00:04:04,779 --> 00:04:06,948 Pretend you saw a smoke bomb and I'm gone. 65 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:19,093 Wait, Saira. - Yeah? 66 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,361 - You're wearing my jumper. 67 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,832 - Oh. 68 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:39,080 - Oh man, fuck, that's my jumper, too. 69 00:04:39,180 --> 00:04:42,382 - Mm-hmm. 70 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:43,951 - Ugh, you know what? 71 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:45,318 Keep it, it can be your birthday present. 72 00:04:45,418 --> 00:04:46,954 - Yay! 73 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:49,322 - I will never 74 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:52,126 take it off. 75 00:04:52,193 --> 00:04:53,861 - Oh. 76 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,797 - Yeah, I gotta get the hell outta here, I'm sorry. 77 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:58,166 Fuck, ugh, it's contagious, goodbye forever. 78 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,335 I'll miss you so much. 79 00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:08,643 Oh, and of course I'll miss you, too, Royal Pussy. 80 00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:13,714 You always bring the party. 81 00:05:15,049 --> 00:05:17,819 This hurts me more than it hurts you. 82 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:22,590 - Honestly, I can't believe it lasted that long. 83 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:26,127 - We told you the scrapbook was too much. 84 00:05:28,963 --> 00:05:31,032 - Okay, so that start was pretty shit house. 85 00:05:31,132 --> 00:05:33,366 - But welcome to... 86 00:05:34,569 --> 00:05:36,304 That's a cool drum roll. 87 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:38,973 - Our birthday party! 88 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:41,909 For Saira. 89 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,544 - Oh. 90 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:49,083 - We can't believe she's 22 today. 91 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:50,751 - 23. 92 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:53,988 - We can't believe she's 23 today. 93 00:05:54,088 --> 00:05:56,090 - Which means it's that time of the year 94 00:05:56,157 --> 00:06:01,863 where we see if she can finally summon her royal labrys. 95 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:04,165 Think she'll fail again? 96 00:06:04,265 --> 00:06:05,099 Is the sky rainbow? 97 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:08,736 - For thousands of years, 98 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:11,706 the Clitopian royal bloodline has been born 99 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:16,277 with the ability to summon one of the most 100 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:20,848 powerful weapons known to l-l-lesbian kind. 101 00:06:21,015 --> 00:06:23,050 - The labrys. 102 00:06:23,184 --> 00:06:27,255 - Let us now turn to the ancient scriptures of Wikipedia. 103 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:31,893 This all began back on Earth, it says... 104 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:34,695 - "In the 1970s, the labrys was adopted 105 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:37,965 by the lesbian community as a feminist symbol 106 00:06:38,032 --> 00:06:41,636 representing strength and self-sufficiency." 107 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:44,005 - The summonings happened first try for us. 108 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:47,074 But you know what they say, six time's the charm. 109 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,244 - Try not to do that over the thinking thing you do. 110 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:51,512 - Wait, what do you mean by that? 111 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:53,281 - Let the summoning begin! 112 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:56,584 ♪ Lesbian ♪ 113 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:58,386 ♪ Lesbian ♪ 114 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,721 ♪ Lesbian ♪ 115 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:01,622 ♪ Lesbian ♪ 116 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:03,591 - It's happening. 117 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:05,860 ♪ Lesbian ♪ 118 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,695 ♪ Lesbian ♪ 119 00:07:15,236 --> 00:07:17,538 - Oh. - Oh, for fucks sake. 120 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:21,709 - Oh, sweetie, that was really tough. 121 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:23,678 Especially for us. 122 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:27,581 - It is so hard to watch you struggle, 123 00:07:27,682 --> 00:07:29,116 but let's not have it ruin a good party. 124 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:30,718 Who wants to see us dance? 125 00:07:30,785 --> 00:07:32,753 - I do, I wanna see us dancing. 126 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:35,455 ♪ Party, party, party, party, party ♪ 127 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:39,093 - Great dancing! 128 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:53,641 ♪ Really, really, really sad ♪ 129 00:07:56,243 --> 00:08:00,081 ♪ Really, really, really sad ♪ 130 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:05,286 - Kiki, ever since you've disappeared, 131 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:08,122 who else can I talk to? 132 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:09,290 I'm lost. 133 00:08:13,194 --> 00:08:17,365 When you left, you took everything with you. 134 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:21,168 The absence of you is everywhere I look. 135 00:08:21,235 --> 00:08:23,137 ♪ Really, really, really sad ♪ 136 00:08:23,204 --> 00:08:24,872 - It's like a huge hole 137 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:26,841 has been pumped through my chest. 138 00:08:33,014 --> 00:08:34,348 But in a way, I'm glad. 139 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:37,918 The pain is my only reminder that you were real. 140 00:09:05,179 --> 00:09:10,251 - Kiki the Destroyer, for all your bounty hunting needs. 141 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,253 Hmm. 142 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:13,921 Couldn't you just watch me, like, all day? 143 00:09:15,289 --> 00:09:16,657 Kapow. 144 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:20,161 Fuck, I'm good. 145 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:27,134 Yeah, no, this is my room. 146 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:32,640 Take them, not me, what the fuck! 147 00:09:34,308 --> 00:09:37,711 No, no, no, no, please, I'm too hot to die. 148 00:09:51,092 --> 00:09:52,259 What the fuck? 149 00:09:53,461 --> 00:09:54,762 Where am I? 150 00:09:54,829 --> 00:09:57,298 Oh, what is this? 151 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:05,139 - Welcome to our cave, that is our toxic home brew. 152 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:06,974 - Who the hell are you? 153 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,342 - Who are we? 154 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:12,514 We're the Straight White Maliens. 155 00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:16,518 - Who? - Oh, come on. 156 00:10:16,585 --> 00:10:17,651 - Are you, are you serious? 157 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,253 The Straight White Maliens. 158 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:20,754 We used to be the most powerful beings 159 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:21,956 in the whole universe. 160 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:23,724 - Who? 161 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:26,127 - Yeah, of course, everyone has forgotten about us. 162 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:28,028 Everyone! 163 00:10:28,129 --> 00:10:30,599 - You stripped our ancestors of all their power and you, 164 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,434 you left our kind for dead. 165 00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:36,637 - And we were exiled to this man cave. 166 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:40,875 But we've had a gut full of being pushed us bloody side. 167 00:10:40,975 --> 00:10:42,511 - I'm getting upset. 168 00:10:42,577 --> 00:10:44,378 - You don't wanna see us upset right now. 169 00:10:44,445 --> 00:10:48,849 - Oh, you don't want to see us get bloody. 170 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,585 - It's not good. 171 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:53,120 - Let me guess, you wanna rule the world again? 172 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,756 - No, wrong, incorrect. 173 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,057 - Then what do you want from me? 174 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,593 - You? 175 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:00,327 This isn't about you. 176 00:11:01,596 --> 00:11:03,030 - You are just the bait. 177 00:11:03,998 --> 00:11:05,499 - What? 178 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,201 - You see, we can't get the hot chicks anymore. 179 00:11:07,301 --> 00:11:09,803 So for thousands of years we've been slaving 180 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,805 over building this chick magnet. 181 00:11:13,642 --> 00:11:15,142 But Larry fucked it up! 182 00:11:15,209 --> 00:11:16,744 - Well, I don't hear you complaining when you eat 183 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,379 these delicious, fresh eggs every morning, 184 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:19,581 - Your eggs are shit! 185 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,448 You know those eggs are shit! 186 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:24,285 - What are you gonna feed the chicks when we get 'em? 187 00:11:24,385 --> 00:11:26,588 - Anyway, shut up, I'm gonna feed the chicks our- 188 00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:28,322 Oh no, wait, that makes a lot of sense. 189 00:11:28,422 --> 00:11:29,490 - Thank you. 190 00:11:29,591 --> 00:11:31,258 - Anyways, long story short, 191 00:11:31,325 --> 00:11:34,328 we ended up buying a new Swedish chick magnet online. 192 00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:36,997 - But when it arrived, what did we discover? 193 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,033 The bloody battery's not included. 194 00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:41,503 - Oh, hate that. - Yeah, I do hate that. 195 00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:48,042 - And according to the manual, the battery is Princess Saira 196 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:51,779 of Clitopolis's royal labrys. 197 00:11:52,614 --> 00:11:54,415 What the fuck? 198 00:11:54,516 --> 00:11:56,116 - That seems weirdly specific. 199 00:11:56,217 --> 00:11:58,052 - It's so stupid! 200 00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,954 Especially because we can't get past 201 00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:02,923 that dumb Safety Bubble protecting gay space. 202 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:06,794 And that little princess is some sort of weird shut in. 203 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,664 It says she literally never goes anywhere. 204 00:12:10,699 --> 00:12:12,366 - Literally never. 205 00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:14,969 - But according to the manual, there is one thing 206 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:18,673 that could lure her out of gay space. 207 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,553 - Kiki, finally. 208 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,454 Wait, oh my God, where are you? 209 00:12:33,555 --> 00:12:37,559 - Saira, you gotta help me, I've been captured by these 210 00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,927 things called Straight White Maliens. 211 00:12:39,994 --> 00:12:41,929 - Who? - Oh, fuck you! 212 00:12:41,996 --> 00:12:44,498 Now listen, princess, we need your royal labrys. 213 00:12:44,599 --> 00:12:45,866 - What, why? 214 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,702 - For super tough cool dude stuff. 215 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,870 - So if you don't want us to drown your beloved Kiki 216 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,373 in our toxic home brew, you will bring it here, 217 00:12:52,473 --> 00:12:58,045 to the worst, most dangerous place in the universe. 218 00:12:59,547 --> 00:13:00,682 - But- - Saira, please tell me 219 00:13:00,749 --> 00:13:02,617 you actually have the labrys. 220 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,389 - Oh yeah, totally, I've got it. 221 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,923 Yeah, it's, it's not on me right now, 222 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,158 but I definitely have it. 223 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,160 - Oh, thank God. 224 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:16,030 - Great, bring it here in the next 24 hours and come alone, 225 00:13:16,130 --> 00:13:18,132 or lover girl is going down, 226 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:21,302 or should I say going drown? 227 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:22,303 - Oh. 228 00:13:25,406 --> 00:13:28,876 - Going drown. 229 00:13:32,614 --> 00:13:37,719 - Kiki, Kiki! 230 00:13:58,540 --> 00:14:01,041 - Why did you do that? 231 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,778 You'll never summon the labrys. 232 00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:08,882 The only royal to fail at this simple tradition. 233 00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:13,253 You're a disappointment to your moms. 234 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,990 To everyone. 235 00:14:17,091 --> 00:14:19,661 Kiki's doomed because of you. 236 00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:25,132 If you weren't broken, you would have your labrys. 237 00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:05,507 - Can't believe Kiki was with her. 238 00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:07,007 - Saira sucks. 239 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,942 - How can you be a princess, 240 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,411 and not even like to party? - Saira still sucks. 241 00:15:10,512 --> 00:15:12,413 - I heard she's straight. 242 00:15:12,514 --> 00:15:13,748 - Ew. 243 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:21,556 - You all need to give her a break. 244 00:15:21,623 --> 00:15:24,057 No wonder she can't summon her labrys. 245 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:27,461 She should come to my club, I can help. 246 00:15:27,529 --> 00:15:31,599 Blade, your resident weapons expert, kisses, motherfucker. 247 00:15:37,505 --> 00:15:41,975 ♪ Now it is cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, yeah, yeah ♪ 248 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:46,346 ♪ To be queer, to be queer ♪ 249 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,224 - Saira, we left some food outside, okay? 250 00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,126 It's a banh mi. 251 00:15:59,193 --> 00:16:01,428 - Also, honey, we, we hate to bring it up, but- 252 00:16:01,495 --> 00:16:03,096 - We put you down as single 253 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,199 for the Lesbian Ball tomorrow night. 254 00:16:11,739 --> 00:16:14,676 - No need, I'll be going with Kiki. 255 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:17,512 - Oh, thank God she's taken you back. 256 00:16:17,579 --> 00:16:18,680 - Oh my goodness. 257 00:16:18,746 --> 00:16:20,280 - That is a relief. 258 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,684 - Oh, it's just so, so sad to be single. 259 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,719 Well, we can only imagine it is. 260 00:16:24,786 --> 00:16:26,721 - Never done it, never want to. 261 00:16:26,788 --> 00:16:28,823 - Like everyone can see it, 262 00:16:28,923 --> 00:16:30,792 'cause there's no one standing next to you, 263 00:16:30,892 --> 00:16:32,627 and when someone's single, 264 00:16:32,694 --> 00:16:35,830 you just imagine them in a food court, by themselves. 265 00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:38,833 - Eating alone, chatting to the cleaner 266 00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:41,001 who doesn't even want to talk to you. 267 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,805 She's got her own life, she's not bothered with you. 268 00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:45,907 You look sad, sad, sad, sad. 269 00:16:47,976 --> 00:16:49,409 - Okay, well, we'll pop the two of you on the list. 270 00:16:49,511 --> 00:16:51,211 - So glad you've got a girlfriend. 271 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:54,014 - And you're not alone. 272 00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:01,723 ♪ Looking for an awesome spaceship ♪ 273 00:17:01,789 --> 00:17:06,861 ♪ To take me where I need ♪ 274 00:17:07,529 --> 00:17:08,328 ♪ To go ♪ 275 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,496 - Oh. 276 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,574 ♪ 'Cause if I had an awesome spaceship ♪ 277 00:17:19,674 --> 00:17:21,743 - Mm-mm. 278 00:17:21,843 --> 00:17:24,779 ♪ I just might make it ♪ 279 00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:27,047 - Whoa, awesome. 280 00:17:27,682 --> 00:17:30,818 ♪ Where I need to go ♪ 281 00:17:40,028 --> 00:17:43,297 - Hey, who's there? 282 00:17:55,877 --> 00:17:58,412 - Uh-oh. 283 00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:08,590 Huh? 284 00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:11,726 Huh? 285 00:18:16,631 --> 00:18:17,532 Oh, no. 286 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:32,080 - Ugh, I thought I was never gonna get off 287 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:33,548 planet of the lesbos. 288 00:18:33,615 --> 00:18:34,616 - Who's there? 289 00:18:34,716 --> 00:18:36,249 - It's me, the ship. 290 00:18:38,086 --> 00:18:41,254 You don't wanna know how long I've been trapped down there, 291 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,724 the things I've seen. 292 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,060 What's your name, sir? 293 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,629 - Saira. 294 00:18:47,695 --> 00:18:49,797 - That sounds like a girl's name. 295 00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:52,667 - I am a girl. - What? 296 00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:54,434 Girls can't be pilots. 297 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:59,339 - Yeah, this was a mistake, take me back please. 298 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:02,510 - Here's what I'll do, I'll be your temporary ship. 299 00:19:02,577 --> 00:19:04,244 I'll drop you off at a nail salon 300 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,179 and we'll go our separate ways. 301 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,383 So, Sahara, where are you from? 302 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,785 - Clitopolis. 303 00:19:10,885 --> 00:19:13,621 - Yeah, but like where are you from? 304 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,923 - The palace? 305 00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:17,825 - No, no, no, where are you really from? 306 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,428 - Well, my cultural heritage is half Clitopian, 307 00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:22,597 and half Indian. 308 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,299 - Namaste. 309 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:34,642 - Hey, please turn around, you don't understand. 310 00:19:34,709 --> 00:19:37,078 I, I've never been outside of the- 311 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,113 - Oh God, that was an awful night. 312 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:42,116 I hope that Shetland pony survived. 313 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:45,586 Oh my God, this fucking song again. 314 00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:50,223 ♪ See my face, I'm the Safety Bubble ♪ 315 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:55,362 ♪ That stops all the trouble getting into gay space ♪ 316 00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:57,665 Hey daddy. 317 00:19:57,765 --> 00:19:59,433 - Huh? 318 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:03,871 - I am Safety Bubble, fierce protector of gay space. 319 00:20:03,971 --> 00:20:06,406 They say space is a vacuum, but nothing sucks like me. 320 00:20:06,507 --> 00:20:07,575 What are you doing? 321 00:20:07,675 --> 00:20:09,209 - Oh, let us out of here. 322 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,112 - Why the hell would you want to go out there? 323 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,581 It's straight, also, it's like way dangerous or whatever. 324 00:20:13,681 --> 00:20:16,216 Or as they say in German. 325 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,586 - Danger is my middle name, baby. 326 00:20:19,954 --> 00:20:20,955 - Ew, how did you even get in here? 327 00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:22,090 You can definitely leave. 328 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,861 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 329 00:20:26,961 --> 00:20:29,496 - Yes, sweet freedom! 330 00:20:29,597 --> 00:20:31,331 Beautiful, isn't it? 331 00:20:33,534 --> 00:20:35,002 - Oh, no. 332 00:20:35,069 --> 00:20:36,137 - Babe, what's for dinner? 333 00:20:36,204 --> 00:20:37,304 - Chicken. 334 00:20:38,706 --> 00:20:40,174 - Oh, no. 335 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,176 - This one's for my bodacious baby. 336 00:20:44,579 --> 00:20:48,182 ♪ Baby girl, let's go on adventures ♪ 337 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:51,251 ♪ Til the day we're in dentures ♪ 338 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,788 ♪ And grow old, stay young ♪ 339 00:20:53,855 --> 00:20:57,257 ♪ I know you're the one ♪ 340 00:20:59,961 --> 00:21:01,294 I love you, baby girl. 341 00:21:02,496 --> 00:21:03,765 - It's worse than I ever imagined. 342 00:21:06,701 --> 00:21:11,239 ♪ Approximately 23 hours left ♪ 343 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,808 - Okay, okay, now there are gonna be a lot 344 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,309 of really hot chicks coming in here soon. 345 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,845 - Yeah. - And we need to learn 346 00:21:17,912 --> 00:21:20,848 how to charm them bloody heck out of 'em. 347 00:21:20,915 --> 00:21:22,016 - Mm. 348 00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,251 - Now Josh is our expert speaker 349 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,119 for today. - Hi. 350 00:21:25,219 --> 00:21:27,889 - He was once successful in getting a woman's number. 351 00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:29,757 Now we don't know what happened after that. 352 00:21:29,824 --> 00:21:32,894 We called the number and the line was dead. 353 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,929 I dunno if Josh mistook it down. 354 00:21:34,996 --> 00:21:36,130 - No, phone companies. 355 00:21:36,197 --> 00:21:38,666 - Phone company sort of going, 356 00:21:38,766 --> 00:21:41,468 maybe playing tricky business, maybe doing- 357 00:21:41,536 --> 00:21:43,204 - Tricky business. 358 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:44,539 - Maybe tricky business was going on, some sort of- 359 00:21:44,639 --> 00:21:46,207 - Tricky business. 360 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:47,340 - Some sort of tricky business was going on 361 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,576 with the phone companies. 362 00:21:48,676 --> 00:21:50,343 Number didn't work. - Yeah. 363 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:53,514 - Obviously, phone companies playing tricky business. 364 00:21:53,581 --> 00:21:56,117 Still, huge achievement. 365 00:21:56,217 --> 00:21:59,620 And now Josh is gonna come and he's gonna tell everyone here 366 00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:03,124 what you know about talking to chicks. 367 00:22:03,224 --> 00:22:06,326 - All right, gents, boys, thanks for having me. 368 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,962 - Josh. 369 00:22:08,029 --> 00:22:08,830 - Show of hands, who wants to meet a chick? 370 00:22:08,930 --> 00:22:10,430 - Me. 371 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,465 - Hands up if you don't know the process 372 00:22:12,533 --> 00:22:14,334 of how to go about that, 373 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,838 who wants to walk outta here today with chicks in hand? 374 00:22:16,904 --> 00:22:18,139 - Ooh. - Yeah. 375 00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:19,372 - Yeah. - Fuck yeah. 376 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:22,043 - Now, take note boys, all right? 377 00:22:22,143 --> 00:22:24,712 Act like you are listening and then interject 378 00:22:24,779 --> 00:22:28,516 over the top of it, that gets the chicks ticking. 379 00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:31,018 Don't let 'em get a word in edgeways, with me. 380 00:22:31,085 --> 00:22:34,021 - Don't let 'em get a word in edgeways. 381 00:22:34,121 --> 00:22:36,557 - Let them know how much Reddit karma you have, as well. 382 00:22:36,624 --> 00:22:39,594 - I have a lot of opinions on Marvel movies. 383 00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:41,095 Would, would they be interested in them? 384 00:22:41,162 --> 00:22:43,363 - They'll love that. 385 00:22:44,298 --> 00:22:46,366 - Okay, firstly, if you want a chick to like you, 386 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,401 you need to connect with them. 387 00:22:48,502 --> 00:22:51,339 Ask questions and listen, 388 00:22:52,573 --> 00:22:54,374 no matter how boring the answers are. 389 00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:57,879 And secondly, let me go now and no one will get hurt. 390 00:22:57,945 --> 00:23:01,215 But if you don't, when I get myself loose, 391 00:23:01,282 --> 00:23:06,320 I will kill every single one of you. 392 00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,492 - What did she say? 393 00:23:15,363 --> 00:23:17,698 - Please take me back, this was a mistake. 394 00:23:17,798 --> 00:23:20,768 - What, aren't you excited to get your nails done? 395 00:23:20,835 --> 00:23:22,336 - I don't wanna get my nails done. 396 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:24,171 I have to keep them short, anyway. 397 00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:27,308 - Oh God, well, where can I drop you then, Pilates? 398 00:23:27,675 --> 00:23:29,409 Supermarket? 399 00:23:29,510 --> 00:23:30,778 Why did you even board me 400 00:23:30,878 --> 00:23:32,113 if you don't want to go anywhere? 401 00:23:32,213 --> 00:23:34,782 - Well, I thought- - Come on. 402 00:23:34,882 --> 00:23:37,184 You can't stay with me and I'm not taking you back. 403 00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:39,954 So pick somewhere, chop chop. 404 00:23:40,054 --> 00:23:42,290 - S Club. - I can't hear you. 405 00:23:44,158 --> 00:23:46,459 - Do you know where S Club 17 is? 406 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:50,998 - The party hub, now you're talking. 407 00:23:51,799 --> 00:23:54,669 I can't remember how to get there, though. 408 00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:57,204 Hmm. 409 00:23:58,506 --> 00:24:00,074 I have a good feeling about this way. 410 00:24:03,411 --> 00:24:05,947 Such a strong feeling about this way. 411 00:24:07,181 --> 00:24:09,050 Don't even think about it. 412 00:24:09,617 --> 00:24:13,087 Now, what takes you to S Club 17, hmm? 413 00:24:13,621 --> 00:24:15,890 - I need to find a way to summon my royal labrys. 414 00:24:15,957 --> 00:24:19,560 - Whoa, yeah, say no more, I know that part of the vagina. 415 00:24:19,627 --> 00:24:21,195 - And then I need to go to the worst, 416 00:24:21,295 --> 00:24:24,031 most dangerous place in the universe. 417 00:24:25,299 --> 00:24:26,801 - What, are you mental? 418 00:24:26,867 --> 00:24:29,003 - I don't think people say that anymore. 419 00:24:29,070 --> 00:24:32,707 - I'll take you to S Club 17, but no further. 420 00:24:32,807 --> 00:24:34,308 - But my girlfriend is there. 421 00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:36,677 - What the fuck is your friend doing there? 422 00:24:36,744 --> 00:24:39,680 - She's in trouble and she's my girlfriend. 423 00:24:39,747 --> 00:24:41,515 - Yeah, like a girl who's a friend. 424 00:24:41,582 --> 00:24:45,453 - Like, my partner, I'm literally from Clitopolis. 425 00:24:45,553 --> 00:24:46,787 - Oh, yeah. 426 00:24:48,255 --> 00:24:50,490 - She used to be my girlfriend, at least. 427 00:24:50,591 --> 00:24:53,427 - Wait, so she's your ex? 428 00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:57,798 - Well, technically yes, but maybe if I can save her- 429 00:24:57,865 --> 00:25:00,434 - Oh God, this, this is pathetic. 430 00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:10,277 ♪ Here I go ♪ 431 00:25:10,378 --> 00:25:14,382 ♪ Leaving everything I know ♪ 432 00:25:14,448 --> 00:25:18,886 ♪ Because I would go to the edge of space for you ♪ 433 00:25:18,953 --> 00:25:24,058 ♪ Just to hear you say you love me too ♪ 434 00:25:25,092 --> 00:25:26,193 ♪ I'm so scared of being alone ♪ 435 00:25:26,293 --> 00:25:28,329 ♪ Don't wanna end up on my own ♪ 436 00:25:28,429 --> 00:25:30,431 ♪ Live my whole life on a throne ♪ 437 00:25:30,498 --> 00:25:33,267 ♪ Now head into the great unknown ♪ 438 00:25:33,334 --> 00:25:36,070 - Fuck, what am I doing? 439 00:25:36,170 --> 00:25:40,074 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 440 00:25:40,641 --> 00:25:43,444 ♪ Okay, here I go ♪ 441 00:25:43,544 --> 00:25:46,680 ♪ Here I go ♪ 442 00:25:46,747 --> 00:25:51,419 ♪ Leaving everything I know, 'cause I- ♪ 443 00:25:52,286 --> 00:25:53,854 - Oh, hello! 444 00:25:53,954 --> 00:25:56,157 No one actually goes the speed limit, poofter. 445 00:25:56,257 --> 00:25:58,059 - You definitely can't say that anymore. 446 00:26:04,799 --> 00:26:07,001 - Oh, what is their problem? 447 00:26:07,101 --> 00:26:09,970 Oh, these guys have been rude. 448 00:26:10,037 --> 00:26:10,805 What do you think you're doing? 449 00:26:10,871 --> 00:26:11,806 - Sorry! 450 00:26:11,872 --> 00:26:13,974 - Mutiny, mutiny! 451 00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:17,411 I was distracted, for not even one second, 452 00:26:17,512 --> 00:26:19,613 and you have gone and couped me. 453 00:26:19,713 --> 00:26:22,049 I am a man, and I have rights. 454 00:26:22,116 --> 00:26:27,154 My old pilots were right, and you just cannot trust women. 455 00:26:35,429 --> 00:26:38,199 I'm hurt, I'm hurt, now what are we gonna do? 456 00:26:38,299 --> 00:26:41,635 We're gonna die out here, I told you not to drive. 457 00:26:41,702 --> 00:26:43,370 - Sorry. 458 00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:44,638 - You are covering my insurance premiums, 459 00:26:44,705 --> 00:26:46,373 okay, from now on. 460 00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:50,579 - Maybe there's moon crystals on this moon? 461 00:26:52,379 --> 00:26:54,583 - Even if there was, we don't have anyone capable, 462 00:26:54,682 --> 00:26:58,085 brave, or strong enough to find them. 463 00:26:58,553 --> 00:27:01,155 - Yeah, sorry. 464 00:27:01,255 --> 00:27:06,595 - Sweet, sweet freedom, only to get stuck somewhere else 465 00:27:06,794 --> 00:27:07,428 shitty. 466 00:27:14,869 --> 00:27:17,506 - What if I went? - You? 467 00:27:17,972 --> 00:27:20,141 Ugh, yeah right. 468 00:27:20,207 --> 00:27:22,544 - Well, just sitting here isn't going to help. 469 00:27:22,643 --> 00:27:23,612 How bad could it- 470 00:27:29,884 --> 00:27:32,286 Be? 471 00:27:37,658 --> 00:27:41,829 Oh, thank God. 472 00:27:41,929 --> 00:27:44,098 - It's gone. - Oh. 473 00:27:45,499 --> 00:27:47,301 - If you'd have been here two years ago. 474 00:27:49,737 --> 00:27:54,308 It's just me, I'm gonna go over this way. 475 00:27:55,743 --> 00:27:57,244 There's nothing here. 476 00:28:02,584 --> 00:28:04,418 Oh, you found a hole. 477 00:28:07,388 --> 00:28:10,157 Ugh, make a friend, lost a friend. 478 00:28:15,597 --> 00:28:16,497 - Huh? 479 00:28:17,532 --> 00:28:21,368 ♪ One single moon crystal ♪ 480 00:28:21,468 --> 00:28:25,472 ♪ Look at it shine ♪ 481 00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:30,110 ♪ I want that moon crystal ♪ 482 00:28:30,211 --> 00:28:32,713 ♪ To be mine ♪ 483 00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:37,619 ♪ Oh, moon crystal ♪ 484 00:28:37,718 --> 00:28:40,988 ♪ Moon crystal ♪ 485 00:28:41,088 --> 00:28:44,959 ♪ Oh, moon ♪ 486 00:28:45,059 --> 00:28:47,294 ♪ Crystal ♪ 487 00:28:47,361 --> 00:28:48,829 - Yes. 488 00:28:48,929 --> 00:28:51,198 - So shiny, right? 489 00:29:00,174 --> 00:29:05,045 - Please don't hurt me. 490 00:29:05,112 --> 00:29:07,448 - Whoa, do I look like I'm going to hurt you? 491 00:29:10,884 --> 00:29:12,820 Oh, the goth thing? 492 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,724 Oh, it's just a look, I'm not going to hurt you. 493 00:29:15,789 --> 00:29:16,924 I thought you could hear me singing 494 00:29:16,991 --> 00:29:18,425 that moon crystal song. 495 00:29:18,492 --> 00:29:20,327 - What? 496 00:29:20,427 --> 00:29:23,030 Listen, I crashed my ship and I need this moon crystal. 497 00:29:23,130 --> 00:29:26,834 My girlfriend's, well, technically ex-girlfriend's 498 00:29:26,934 --> 00:29:28,469 life depends on it. 499 00:29:28,536 --> 00:29:30,471 - My goodness, you've got a lot on your plate. 500 00:29:30,538 --> 00:29:32,540 Look, I'm just sorry for scaring you. 501 00:29:32,641 --> 00:29:34,676 - Oh, sorry. 502 00:29:34,743 --> 00:29:36,410 - Why are you sorry? 503 00:29:36,511 --> 00:29:37,712 - I don't know. 504 00:29:40,682 --> 00:29:41,849 - Enough apologies. 505 00:29:51,825 --> 00:29:53,394 I'm so glad you are here. 506 00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:55,597 I came to this moon to write my solo album, 507 00:29:55,664 --> 00:29:57,197 but I fell down a hole. 508 00:29:57,298 --> 00:29:58,866 - I fell down a hole, too. 509 00:29:59,768 --> 00:30:01,335 - We have so much in common. 510 00:30:02,002 --> 00:30:04,138 I'm Willow. 511 00:30:04,405 --> 00:30:08,042 - I'm Princess Saira of Clitopolis. 512 00:30:09,476 --> 00:30:10,944 - Whoa, a princess. 513 00:30:11,912 --> 00:30:14,516 Also, I hear that place is famously hard to find. 514 00:30:14,582 --> 00:30:17,786 - It's actually not, if you know what you're doing. 515 00:30:17,885 --> 00:30:21,255 - Well, maybe you could show me the way sometime? 516 00:30:23,991 --> 00:30:27,161 I mean, if we can ever figure out how to get out of here, 517 00:30:27,696 --> 00:30:30,765 let me tell you, I've been down here a while 518 00:30:30,831 --> 00:30:32,866 and there's no obvious way out. 519 00:30:33,834 --> 00:30:39,139 - I'm not sure if this will help, but what if we use that? 520 00:30:42,677 --> 00:30:44,679 - I did not see that. 521 00:30:49,216 --> 00:30:51,285 - Gross, what is this? 522 00:30:51,385 --> 00:30:53,921 - I feel like I should know what that is. 523 00:30:53,987 --> 00:30:57,157 Weird, it wasn't here before you broke the crystal. 524 00:30:59,627 --> 00:31:02,863 - Great, so this is my fault. 525 00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:08,902 - It's okay, look, these things happen. 526 00:31:09,002 --> 00:31:10,337 Here, let me help you. 527 00:31:10,505 --> 00:31:12,707 - Why is everything always so hard? 528 00:31:14,509 --> 00:31:15,876 - You are so emo. 529 00:31:17,512 --> 00:31:19,246 I love it! 530 00:31:19,346 --> 00:31:22,216 - Why did I think a reject like me could do anything? 531 00:31:23,518 --> 00:31:25,386 - Hey, hey, it's gonna be okay. 532 00:31:25,452 --> 00:31:27,488 - Why is it not targeting you? 533 00:31:27,589 --> 00:31:28,922 - I don't know. 534 00:31:28,989 --> 00:31:31,291 Wow, I'm really grateful for that. 535 00:31:31,392 --> 00:31:34,696 - You're like, annoyingly positive. 536 00:31:35,929 --> 00:31:37,030 - Thanks for saying that. 537 00:31:37,131 --> 00:31:39,299 - Wait, maybe it's responding 538 00:31:39,366 --> 00:31:41,935 to me being negative about myself. 539 00:31:43,370 --> 00:31:46,808 ♪ Gloom goo, do-do-do-do ♪ 540 00:31:46,875 --> 00:31:50,678 ♪ Gloom goo, do-do-do-do ♪ 541 00:31:50,745 --> 00:31:54,181 ♪ If you give it bad vibes ♪ 542 00:31:54,248 --> 00:31:57,619 ♪ It will eat you alive ♪ 543 00:32:00,655 --> 00:32:03,924 Sorry, I remember now, we sang a song about this. 544 00:32:03,991 --> 00:32:05,660 It's this incredibly dangerous sentient goo 545 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,194 that feeds on bad vibes. 546 00:32:08,328 --> 00:32:10,964 - So I should just say something 547 00:32:11,031 --> 00:32:13,835 positive about myself, right? 548 00:32:13,934 --> 00:32:14,935 - Great idea. 549 00:32:17,539 --> 00:32:19,206 Come on, quick. 550 00:32:19,306 --> 00:32:20,207 - I, 551 00:32:23,745 --> 00:32:24,913 I don't know. 552 00:32:26,947 --> 00:32:28,449 - You don't know? 553 00:32:29,950 --> 00:32:30,852 Saira? 554 00:32:31,952 --> 00:32:32,887 Saira! 555 00:32:35,790 --> 00:32:37,491 Really good at holding a conversation, 556 00:32:37,592 --> 00:32:39,627 and I can write a song about basically anything. 557 00:32:39,727 --> 00:32:42,831 I did a great job coordinating my spikes and chains today, 558 00:32:42,931 --> 00:32:45,667 I have the voice of an angel, my eyebrows are great, 559 00:32:45,767 --> 00:32:47,267 and also my guitar, 560 00:32:47,334 --> 00:32:49,203 my public speaking has never been better. 561 00:32:49,303 --> 00:32:50,638 I'm ambitious, and I'm brave. 562 00:32:50,705 --> 00:32:52,172 And if I was a Pokemon, 563 00:32:52,239 --> 00:32:54,041 I'd be a freaking Pikachu, I'm that cute. 564 00:33:08,989 --> 00:33:11,391 - No, the crystal. 565 00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:13,293 - Just forget it, keep going. 566 00:33:13,393 --> 00:33:17,130 - Stupid, stupid, stupid, I needed that crystal. 567 00:33:17,197 --> 00:33:18,600 I couldn't do it. 568 00:33:18,666 --> 00:33:20,334 - Stop, you're encouraging it. 569 00:33:23,070 --> 00:33:24,806 It's gonna blow! 570 00:33:24,873 --> 00:33:25,974 - What did you do? 571 00:33:26,039 --> 00:33:27,709 - I'm sorry. 572 00:33:27,809 --> 00:33:29,878 - Please tell me you've got the moon crystal. 573 00:33:29,978 --> 00:33:31,078 - Yes. 574 00:33:31,178 --> 00:33:32,179 - Oh, that's a relief. 575 00:33:32,246 --> 00:33:34,849 - But then I lost it. 576 00:33:34,916 --> 00:33:38,786 - I knew you couldn't do it, you idiot! 577 00:33:38,887 --> 00:33:41,956 Now we're completely fucked! 578 00:33:42,055 --> 00:33:45,392 - Oh man, it's a shame we can't use that one. 579 00:33:49,831 --> 00:33:51,331 Where to next? 580 00:33:51,431 --> 00:33:52,867 I'm driving. 581 00:33:52,967 --> 00:33:54,636 - Where the fuck did she come from? 582 00:33:54,702 --> 00:33:55,803 - They. 583 00:33:55,870 --> 00:33:57,639 - There's more than one? 584 00:33:57,705 --> 00:34:02,810 ♪ Approximately 18 hours left before ♪ 585 00:34:05,345 --> 00:34:07,247 ♪ Kiki dies ♪ 586 00:34:07,347 --> 00:34:10,050 - Okay, so just remember when your permanent is tapped, 587 00:34:10,117 --> 00:34:13,588 you can't tap that card again until it's been untapped. 588 00:34:13,655 --> 00:34:16,624 - And only when your turn begins. 589 00:34:16,724 --> 00:34:21,128 When your turn begins, then you can untap your tap cards 590 00:34:21,194 --> 00:34:22,462 so they can be used again. 591 00:34:22,530 --> 00:34:23,631 Do you understand? 592 00:34:25,132 --> 00:34:26,433 - Oh, and there are different phases 593 00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:27,635 each with their own set of rules. 594 00:34:27,702 --> 00:34:29,202 So the beginning phase rules- 595 00:34:29,303 --> 00:34:32,172 - Please, stop, if you don't stop, 596 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,742 I'm going to make you stop, I mean it. 597 00:34:34,842 --> 00:34:38,780 I really am going to get myself loose any minute now. 598 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:42,784 - Why can't you chicks ever like what we like? 599 00:34:42,884 --> 00:34:44,519 Now about the beginning phase. 600 00:34:44,586 --> 00:34:46,788 - Ooh, yes, the beginning phase. 601 00:34:49,489 --> 00:34:52,225 - Wait, so you need this labrys thing to save Kiki, 602 00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:54,328 and your only hope is that this Blade person 603 00:34:54,428 --> 00:34:55,964 that you found on the future net, 604 00:34:56,030 --> 00:34:57,832 and know nothing about, will be able to help? 605 00:34:59,199 --> 00:35:00,434 - Yeah, I know, it's- 606 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:03,838 - Such a good plan. 607 00:35:03,905 --> 00:35:05,138 - Is it, though? 608 00:35:07,140 --> 00:35:10,444 Hey, be careful, go straight, go straight. 609 00:35:10,545 --> 00:35:12,080 - Typical. 610 00:35:12,179 --> 00:35:14,616 I'll have you know, I'm actually bisexual. 611 00:35:14,716 --> 00:35:16,851 - Are bisexuals really a thing? 612 00:35:16,918 --> 00:35:20,555 - Where did you find this thing, the 21st century? 613 00:35:20,622 --> 00:35:23,658 - Yeah, that is where I'm from. 614 00:35:23,758 --> 00:35:25,392 - Oh. 615 00:35:25,459 --> 00:35:28,096 - Hey, thanks for saving me back there. 616 00:35:28,161 --> 00:35:31,599 - Oh, no, thank you, that was a thrill. 617 00:35:31,666 --> 00:35:35,003 Besides, I might not have found that ladder without you. 618 00:35:35,103 --> 00:35:37,038 I'm not super observant. 619 00:35:37,137 --> 00:35:39,574 Or book smart or street smart. 620 00:35:39,674 --> 00:35:42,142 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Why? 621 00:35:42,209 --> 00:35:45,412 It's not a bad thing, I'm just smart in other ways. 622 00:35:45,513 --> 00:35:47,381 Like I'm super creative. 623 00:35:47,447 --> 00:35:49,017 - That's right, you're a songwriter? 624 00:35:49,083 --> 00:35:52,120 - Trying to be, you see... 625 00:35:52,219 --> 00:35:54,287 - Oh, oh, oh, you better not sing it. 626 00:35:57,759 --> 00:36:02,830 ♪ I was in a gay pop band ♪ 627 00:36:04,197 --> 00:36:09,302 ♪ We were in high demand ♪ 628 00:36:10,470 --> 00:36:14,542 ♪ We'd dance and sing and dance ♪ 629 00:36:14,642 --> 00:36:19,047 ♪ Our life great, at a glance ♪ 630 00:36:19,113 --> 00:36:23,084 ♪ But really, we were prisoners of gay pop ♪ 631 00:36:23,183 --> 00:36:27,588 ♪ Forced to dance and sing nonstop ♪ 632 00:36:27,655 --> 00:36:31,893 ♪ But somehow to me, it all felt wrong ♪ 633 00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:35,663 ♪ I dreamed to write not shared songs ♪ 634 00:36:35,763 --> 00:36:40,835 ♪ So I decided I would break free ♪ 635 00:36:43,470 --> 00:36:48,543 ♪ Become the songwriter I always wanted to be ♪ 636 00:36:49,977 --> 00:36:51,879 ♪ Hmm ♪ 637 00:36:59,954 --> 00:37:01,789 - Wow. - Fuck my life. 638 00:37:01,856 --> 00:37:04,592 - They never used to let me play my own songs. 639 00:37:04,659 --> 00:37:05,927 They said they were too 640 00:37:06,928 --> 00:37:08,096 indie. 641 00:37:09,530 --> 00:37:11,699 Now, I finally get to figure out my own music 642 00:37:11,799 --> 00:37:13,300 separate from the group. 643 00:37:13,366 --> 00:37:15,536 I thought I'd be able to write songs on the moon, 644 00:37:15,636 --> 00:37:19,306 but let me tell you, there was not a lot to write about. 645 00:37:19,372 --> 00:37:22,977 But I'm hoping hanging with you will inspire some songs. 646 00:37:23,044 --> 00:37:28,082 I mean, an inter galactic space quest to save your ex? 647 00:37:28,583 --> 00:37:29,917 Oh, wow. 648 00:37:30,017 --> 00:37:32,220 - Oh, I'm actually really boring. 649 00:37:33,054 --> 00:37:34,321 - I don't think you are. 650 00:37:38,559 --> 00:37:41,261 - No, I think she is, she really is. 651 00:37:41,328 --> 00:37:45,967 - Look, I love the emo vibe, but you must have something 652 00:37:46,033 --> 00:37:48,770 positive to say about yourself, right? 653 00:37:51,139 --> 00:37:53,241 What's something you're good at? 654 00:37:54,509 --> 00:37:59,180 - Well, I'm not bad at magic. 655 00:37:59,247 --> 00:38:01,883 - That's so cool, I'd love to see a trick. 656 00:38:01,949 --> 00:38:03,785 - No, you wouldn't. 657 00:38:03,885 --> 00:38:07,387 - Ah, yeah, I would- - Pick a card. 658 00:38:09,123 --> 00:38:10,758 - Ooh. - Okay. 659 00:38:10,825 --> 00:38:13,261 So we're going to use your card, the ace of hearts, 660 00:38:13,326 --> 00:38:14,629 and put it in the middle of the deck. 661 00:38:14,695 --> 00:38:16,429 - Yeah. - Because it's one 662 00:38:16,496 --> 00:38:18,298 of the only cards that acts like a helium balloon. 663 00:38:18,365 --> 00:38:19,834 If I push it the whole way in. 664 00:38:19,934 --> 00:38:21,002 - Uh-huh. - Like this, 665 00:38:21,102 --> 00:38:22,469 and snap my fingers. 666 00:38:22,537 --> 00:38:24,038 Did you see it come back to the top? 667 00:38:24,138 --> 00:38:25,506 - What the freak? 668 00:38:25,573 --> 00:38:27,307 - We'll do it again, we'll take it. 669 00:38:28,676 --> 00:38:30,511 We'll put it in the middle like that, 670 00:38:30,578 --> 00:38:32,213 now if I don't snap my fingers, 671 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,682 the card doesn't come to the top. 672 00:38:34,749 --> 00:38:37,752 But if I either snap or cover it just for a second 673 00:38:37,852 --> 00:38:39,187 did you see it come back to the top? 674 00:38:39,253 --> 00:38:41,522 - Oh my God! 675 00:38:42,422 --> 00:38:44,725 - We'll try this one more time, I'll take it just like this. 676 00:38:44,792 --> 00:38:46,894 In fact, I might use your hand for this. 677 00:38:48,696 --> 00:38:51,199 You can press it, the whole way in, into the middle. 678 00:38:52,266 --> 00:38:53,968 Here we go. 679 00:38:54,302 --> 00:38:55,203 Oh. 680 00:38:57,238 --> 00:38:58,405 Huh? 681 00:38:58,506 --> 00:39:00,975 - What did, how, wait, oh my God! 682 00:39:01,042 --> 00:39:05,680 That's so cool, you're really good. 683 00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:08,950 - No one's ever stayed for a whole trick before. 684 00:39:09,283 --> 00:39:12,086 - Well, they're missing out. 685 00:39:21,963 --> 00:39:23,831 - What do you guys think about the sex scene 686 00:39:23,931 --> 00:39:26,167 in "Blue is the Warmest Colour?" 687 00:39:36,677 --> 00:39:41,749 ♪ I fell down a hole ♪ 688 00:39:42,783 --> 00:39:46,888 ♪ And so did you ♪ 689 00:39:46,954 --> 00:39:51,391 ♪ What a silly thing ♪ 690 00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:55,263 ♪ For us to do ♪ 691 00:39:55,329 --> 00:39:59,166 ♪ But we made it out somehow ♪ 692 00:39:59,267 --> 00:40:02,270 ♪ Take a look at us right now ♪ 693 00:40:02,336 --> 00:40:05,640 ♪ Oh, Saira and me ♪ 694 00:40:05,706 --> 00:40:09,409 ♪ Zooming through the gay-laxy ♪ 695 00:40:09,510 --> 00:40:13,581 ♪ There's nowhere I'd rather be ♪ 696 00:40:18,352 --> 00:40:23,423 ♪ Oh, Saira and me, zooming through the gay-laxy ♪ 697 00:40:25,660 --> 00:40:30,765 ♪ Something, something different lyrics ♪ 698 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,001 I'm figuring that one out. 699 00:40:47,882 --> 00:40:50,952 All right here, we are, S Club 17. 700 00:40:51,052 --> 00:40:52,286 This is where that lady who can help you 701 00:40:52,386 --> 00:40:54,221 find your laprys will be. 702 00:40:54,288 --> 00:40:57,925 - You mean, we have to go in there? 703 00:41:01,128 --> 00:41:02,430 - Yeah. 704 00:41:02,495 --> 00:41:04,932 - Not looking like this, we won't. 705 00:41:04,999 --> 00:41:08,669 It's montage time, baby! 706 00:41:08,769 --> 00:41:10,571 - What? 707 00:41:10,671 --> 00:41:12,239 ♪ Yeah, I'm in your city, getting busy for my people ♪ 708 00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:14,041 - Oh, I'm good with what I've got on. 709 00:41:14,141 --> 00:41:16,143 - Come on, you can't go in there like that. 710 00:41:16,210 --> 00:41:18,045 - But Kiki gave this to me. 711 00:41:18,112 --> 00:41:19,246 - Seriously? 712 00:41:19,347 --> 00:41:21,849 What's so great about this Kiki? 713 00:41:21,916 --> 00:41:23,250 - Well, 714 00:41:23,351 --> 00:41:25,720 she's just like, 715 00:41:26,053 --> 00:41:27,388 really 716 00:41:27,487 --> 00:41:29,323 fucking hot. 717 00:41:32,126 --> 00:41:34,695 - Wait, is that seriously it? 718 00:41:35,596 --> 00:41:40,768 - It's just, there's only one Kiki the Destroyer. 719 00:41:41,602 --> 00:41:45,406 No one ever gave me a chance, but she did. 720 00:41:46,073 --> 00:41:47,908 And being with her was like getting the keys 721 00:41:48,009 --> 00:41:50,177 to this better life. 722 00:41:50,478 --> 00:41:55,549 Without her, I'm like, nothing. 723 00:41:57,451 --> 00:41:59,787 - You know, that's kind of how I felt 724 00:41:59,887 --> 00:42:01,322 after I left the group. 725 00:42:01,422 --> 00:42:04,125 But you know what made me feel better? 726 00:42:05,459 --> 00:42:07,128 A makeover! 727 00:42:07,194 --> 00:42:09,296 Come on, it's time to make you fucking hot, too. 728 00:42:09,363 --> 00:42:12,700 Not that you aren't already, I mean, that came out wrong. 729 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,502 ♪ Feeling buzzy, feeling cheeky ♪ 730 00:42:14,602 --> 00:42:15,870 ♪ I don't need you, but you need me ♪ 731 00:42:15,970 --> 00:42:17,671 - Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, mm-hmm. 732 00:42:24,912 --> 00:42:28,049 - Sorry! 733 00:42:28,115 --> 00:42:29,250 - Willow? 734 00:42:29,350 --> 00:42:30,451 - Sorry, sorry. 735 00:42:32,019 --> 00:42:33,320 ♪ Acting like Madonna ♪ 736 00:42:33,421 --> 00:42:36,123 - Bow-wow! 737 00:42:38,225 --> 00:42:40,628 ♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh ♪ 738 00:42:40,694 --> 00:42:42,029 - It's perfect. 739 00:42:52,173 --> 00:42:53,474 - What did you do? 740 00:42:53,674 --> 00:42:55,476 Take off- - I took off the jumper. 741 00:43:08,656 --> 00:43:10,391 - Okay, I'll beam you over now. 742 00:43:10,458 --> 00:43:12,561 Do you remember how to get back? 743 00:43:12,626 --> 00:43:13,727 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure. 744 00:43:13,794 --> 00:43:15,596 - You sound unsure. 745 00:43:15,663 --> 00:43:17,164 Okay, let me explain again. 746 00:43:17,264 --> 00:43:19,867 - Thanks so much, but I think we got it, 747 00:43:19,967 --> 00:43:21,268 the first three times you told us. 748 00:43:21,335 --> 00:43:23,137 - Oh, you say that now. 749 00:43:23,204 --> 00:43:25,306 But it can be pretty easy to get confused and mixed up, 750 00:43:25,372 --> 00:43:28,510 especially if you're a lady, or whatever you are. 751 00:43:28,577 --> 00:43:30,744 And you know, not used to tech stuff. 752 00:43:30,845 --> 00:43:33,013 - Honestly, I reckon we got this. 753 00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:34,849 - Just one more time. 754 00:43:34,915 --> 00:43:37,451 What you need to do is get up the remote beam tracker 755 00:43:37,552 --> 00:43:40,454 and press the beam button. 756 00:43:41,155 --> 00:43:42,823 Oh, fuck my life. 757 00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:46,894 - Thank God! 758 00:43:46,961 --> 00:43:49,096 He just kept talking and talking. 759 00:43:49,163 --> 00:43:51,665 - I can't believe I did that. 760 00:43:53,033 --> 00:43:55,302 - I love this place. 761 00:43:55,369 --> 00:43:57,404 - Oh, God. 762 00:43:58,072 --> 00:44:00,875 ♪ Lost my shit ♪ 763 00:44:00,975 --> 00:44:05,346 - I'm Blade, this is my club. 764 00:44:05,580 --> 00:44:08,449 - Oh man, it's gonna be hard finding Blade. 765 00:44:08,550 --> 00:44:09,584 - That was easy. 766 00:44:09,683 --> 00:44:11,185 - Okay, what's the plan. 767 00:44:11,252 --> 00:44:12,753 - Should we go up and say hi? 768 00:44:12,820 --> 00:44:16,290 - But how will we get into the air vent? 769 00:44:16,357 --> 00:44:18,425 - What if she actually doesn't want to help? 770 00:44:18,492 --> 00:44:21,795 - Genius, okay, you go find a screwdriver, 771 00:44:21,862 --> 00:44:24,031 and I'll get the pineapple. 772 00:44:24,165 --> 00:44:28,335 - You're right, we can do this if we're together. 773 00:44:31,305 --> 00:44:33,474 - This is VIP. 774 00:44:35,342 --> 00:44:36,410 - Willow? 775 00:44:38,412 --> 00:44:40,515 ♪ PRN, 'cause I've lost my shit ♪ 776 00:44:40,582 --> 00:44:43,585 ♪ Give me a PRN, 'cause I've lost my shit ♪ 777 00:44:43,684 --> 00:44:46,887 ♪ Give me a PRN, 'cause I've lost my shit ♪ 778 00:44:46,954 --> 00:44:49,723 ♪ Give me a PRN ♪ 779 00:44:56,964 --> 00:44:59,601 - Willow ditched you. 780 00:44:59,668 --> 00:45:02,369 Your plans are stupid. 781 00:45:02,637 --> 00:45:05,574 Blade doesn't wanna help you. 782 00:45:05,674 --> 00:45:08,677 You will always be broken. 783 00:45:09,009 --> 00:45:11,680 You should just give up. 784 00:45:14,748 --> 00:45:17,084 - We need to talk 785 00:45:17,418 --> 00:45:22,256 about Ryan. 786 00:45:24,626 --> 00:45:28,095 I swear he's cheating on me with Stephanie, 787 00:45:28,162 --> 00:45:31,365 and he is totally gaslighting me. 788 00:45:31,465 --> 00:45:32,866 Like, why would he post all those selfies with her, 789 00:45:34,468 --> 00:45:36,737 and what, you know, what is, if that's just the vibe, 790 00:45:36,837 --> 00:45:38,739 but like, don't tell me I'm crazy. 791 00:45:38,839 --> 00:45:43,310 That's how things ended the last time. 792 00:45:49,618 --> 00:45:53,120 So like I'm, I'm not crazy, right? 793 00:45:54,321 --> 00:45:55,724 Right? - What? 794 00:45:55,823 --> 00:45:57,324 - Thanks for agreeing. 795 00:45:57,424 --> 00:46:00,227 So yeah, he just always puts himself before me, 796 00:46:00,294 --> 00:46:03,931 and makes me feel like a loser. 797 00:46:10,337 --> 00:46:12,072 - You shouldn't let him make you feel so terrible. 798 00:46:12,172 --> 00:46:13,642 Why do you let him do that? 799 00:46:15,042 --> 00:46:20,114 - He's just, like, really fucking hot. 800 00:46:21,382 --> 00:46:24,218 I just, I can't believe he likes me. 801 00:46:27,421 --> 00:46:31,660 - Surely there's lots to love? 802 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:37,197 - Well, I do listen a lot when he's talking 803 00:46:37,298 --> 00:46:39,033 to me about his video game. 804 00:46:39,133 --> 00:46:41,101 I don't even, I don't know what's going on in there, 805 00:46:41,168 --> 00:46:42,936 but he seems really excited. 806 00:46:43,003 --> 00:46:46,006 So he's telling me about AK-47. 807 00:46:46,073 --> 00:46:49,577 I don't know what that is, but it makes him happy. 808 00:46:49,678 --> 00:46:51,513 And I'm really good at shoplifting. 809 00:46:52,681 --> 00:46:56,785 - It sounds like this Ryan 810 00:46:56,884 --> 00:46:59,086 doesn't appreciate how great you are. 811 00:47:00,622 --> 00:47:02,389 - Oh my God, you're right. 812 00:47:02,456 --> 00:47:05,826 Thanks, babes, I needed to hear that. 813 00:47:05,926 --> 00:47:07,762 It's wild to think I won't remember any of this 814 00:47:07,828 --> 00:47:09,631 in the morning and we'll never see each other ever again. 815 00:47:09,698 --> 00:47:11,031 You know what? 816 00:47:11,131 --> 00:47:13,033 You're right, screw him, I'm great. 817 00:47:14,034 --> 00:47:15,804 You're like the wisest, coolest, 818 00:47:15,869 --> 00:47:18,005 prettiest person I've ever met. 819 00:47:19,808 --> 00:47:21,810 You fucking rock, girl. 820 00:47:22,309 --> 00:47:24,211 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 821 00:47:26,781 --> 00:47:31,251 - Hey, Blade, I need to speak to you, please? 822 00:47:31,352 --> 00:47:32,886 - What? 823 00:47:32,953 --> 00:47:35,623 - I said, I need to speak to you, please. 824 00:47:37,291 --> 00:47:38,560 - What? 825 00:47:38,626 --> 00:47:40,961 - I said- - I'll come down. 826 00:47:43,263 --> 00:47:44,431 Coming down. 827 00:47:46,534 --> 00:47:49,671 Fucking, fucking. 828 00:47:55,876 --> 00:47:57,911 Well, hello. 829 00:47:58,011 --> 00:47:58,912 - Hi. 830 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:01,750 How's it going? 831 00:48:01,850 --> 00:48:04,351 I'm Princess Saira from- 832 00:48:05,219 --> 00:48:06,621 - I know who you are. 833 00:48:06,721 --> 00:48:08,889 - Ah, cool, yeah, yeah, well, yeah. 834 00:48:08,956 --> 00:48:11,458 I saw on the future net that you might be able 835 00:48:11,559 --> 00:48:14,428 to help me summon my royal labrys? 836 00:48:14,495 --> 00:48:17,498 - You think you can just come into my club, 837 00:48:17,599 --> 00:48:22,136 march into the VIP area, make me come down from my throne, 838 00:48:22,202 --> 00:48:25,339 and expect me to just help you summon your labrys? 839 00:48:25,406 --> 00:48:28,710 If that's what you think, you would be 840 00:48:28,810 --> 00:48:32,246 absolutely right. 841 00:48:32,346 --> 00:48:35,282 I am so excited you're here. 842 00:48:35,382 --> 00:48:38,887 Princess Saira, it would be my honour 843 00:48:38,952 --> 00:48:41,088 to help you out, darling. 844 00:48:41,155 --> 00:48:42,891 - Oh, oh my God, really? 845 00:48:44,158 --> 00:48:45,560 Thank you. 846 00:48:45,627 --> 00:48:46,493 - Get up, you little sweaty bitch. 847 00:48:49,296 --> 00:48:52,199 You know, we're actually not so different, Princess Saira. 848 00:48:52,299 --> 00:48:53,934 - Really? 849 00:48:54,001 --> 00:48:55,670 - I mean, my parents aren't queens or anything, 850 00:48:57,304 --> 00:49:01,341 but they are renowned psychologists, and ooh girl, 851 00:49:01,408 --> 00:49:04,211 when people talked shit about me, 852 00:49:04,311 --> 00:49:07,381 I tried for the longest time to fit in, 853 00:49:07,448 --> 00:49:11,553 and be the psychological professional my parents wished for. 854 00:49:11,619 --> 00:49:16,724 But I realised if there's no room for you to be yourself, 855 00:49:18,091 --> 00:49:19,928 fuck it, go and make it yourself, girl. 856 00:49:19,993 --> 00:49:22,931 I finally followed my real passion. 857 00:49:22,996 --> 00:49:24,799 - Drag? - Weapons. 858 00:49:25,499 --> 00:49:28,703 They love the drag, but the weapons, they said, 859 00:49:28,803 --> 00:49:31,573 "Blade, your behaviour is very concerning." 860 00:49:31,673 --> 00:49:33,708 But like, don't call your kid Blade 861 00:49:33,808 --> 00:49:37,712 and expect them not to be into blades, right? 862 00:49:37,812 --> 00:49:40,915 Speaking of blades, your labrys. 863 00:49:41,014 --> 00:49:42,684 I'll tell you what's causing you trouble. 864 00:49:42,750 --> 00:49:44,619 As with all metaphysical weapons, 865 00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:48,388 the key to unlocking your labrys is a mental one. 866 00:49:48,455 --> 00:49:50,090 The wiring is all there. 867 00:49:50,157 --> 00:49:51,759 You just need to make the right connections. 868 00:49:51,826 --> 00:49:54,461 - So, I'm not broken? 869 00:49:54,562 --> 00:49:57,966 - Not at all, and luckily, I happen to know 870 00:49:58,031 --> 00:50:00,200 a thing or two about psychology. 871 00:50:00,300 --> 00:50:04,739 Now let mama help you find your labrys, you ready? 872 00:50:04,839 --> 00:50:05,740 - Mm-hmm. 873 00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:08,877 - Okay, close your eyes. 874 00:50:09,878 --> 00:50:11,713 - This is safe, right? 875 00:50:13,213 --> 00:50:16,518 - Of course, we're only meditating. 876 00:50:18,352 --> 00:50:21,556 I want you to take a deep breath in. 877 00:50:24,057 --> 00:50:25,560 And out. 878 00:50:40,474 --> 00:50:42,710 Now babes, it might feel like 879 00:50:42,810 --> 00:50:45,112 you're not in control of your own mind, 880 00:50:45,212 --> 00:50:47,782 but just a conscious is actually trying 881 00:50:47,882 --> 00:50:50,450 to protect you in a roundabout kind of way, 882 00:50:50,552 --> 00:50:52,419 and a saboteur, all that shit. 883 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,924 But it's only as powerful as you let it be. 884 00:50:56,390 --> 00:51:01,194 Now look around at your surroundings, what do you notice? 885 00:51:03,096 --> 00:51:05,533 Reach out and touch the door. 886 00:51:05,633 --> 00:51:09,136 Feel the handle, feel its smoothness. 887 00:51:09,202 --> 00:51:10,905 - This won't work. 888 00:51:11,005 --> 00:51:13,240 - Remember, you're the boss. 889 00:51:13,340 --> 00:51:14,676 Breathe in. 890 00:51:16,410 --> 00:51:17,812 And out. 891 00:51:19,847 --> 00:51:24,919 At your own pace, hold the handle firmly and pull. 892 00:51:59,921 --> 00:52:03,925 - Wait, Saira, I wanna hang out with you. 893 00:52:06,259 --> 00:52:09,296 Just kidding, I ditched you because you- 894 00:52:09,363 --> 00:52:10,430 - Bore me. 895 00:52:10,497 --> 00:52:12,600 Bore me, bore me. 896 00:52:12,667 --> 00:52:13,835 Bore me. 897 00:52:13,935 --> 00:52:15,103 You bore me. 898 00:52:41,929 --> 00:52:44,364 - Why do we keep trying? 899 00:52:44,464 --> 00:52:45,867 - Boring. 900 00:52:49,537 --> 00:52:50,805 - Huh? 901 00:52:54,676 --> 00:52:57,945 Can't you just stay here with me today? 902 00:52:58,046 --> 00:52:59,580 - We can't, 903 00:52:59,681 --> 00:53:03,017 we'll be late for our royal orgy, sweetie. 904 00:53:07,588 --> 00:53:09,724 - Can I show you my magic show now? 905 00:53:09,791 --> 00:53:11,458 - Not now, Saira, we're gonna be late 906 00:53:11,559 --> 00:53:13,961 for our own burlesque show, much cooler than magic. 907 00:53:14,062 --> 00:53:16,631 - You should do burlesque instead. 908 00:53:16,698 --> 00:53:18,198 - I'm 10. 909 00:53:20,001 --> 00:53:22,637 Wanna come over after school, maybe? 910 00:53:22,704 --> 00:53:25,139 - Will the queens be there? 911 00:53:25,205 --> 00:53:28,341 - No, they're away. 912 00:53:28,643 --> 00:53:30,878 - Sorry, I can't. 913 00:53:39,754 --> 00:53:42,824 - What did we do wrong, it can't be us. 914 00:53:42,924 --> 00:53:44,959 - Waste of space. 915 00:54:06,047 --> 00:54:07,849 - Something wrong with her. 916 00:54:17,091 --> 00:54:20,128 - Happened the first try, right? 917 00:54:20,228 --> 00:54:23,097 - You can't have it. 918 00:54:23,164 --> 00:54:24,599 - But it's mine. 919 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,970 - You're not good enough for it. 920 00:54:31,172 --> 00:54:35,843 - Yes, I am. 921 00:55:26,594 --> 00:55:28,996 Yes, finally, yes, yes, yes. 922 00:55:30,097 --> 00:55:31,833 - Yoink. - Yes? 923 00:55:31,933 --> 00:55:34,001 - I'll take that. - Huh? 924 00:55:36,137 --> 00:55:41,209 - Finally, a labrys is mine, all mine. 925 00:55:43,244 --> 00:55:45,780 I can't believe you fell for it, you basic little bitch. 926 00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,716 - Wait, I thought you wanted to help me. 927 00:55:48,783 --> 00:55:50,084 - Nah. 928 00:55:50,952 --> 00:55:52,385 I can't believe you didn't see that. 929 00:55:55,623 --> 00:55:56,724 - But I need it. 930 00:55:56,791 --> 00:56:01,095 - Not when you're dead. 931 00:56:01,162 --> 00:56:04,165 Time to christen this beautiful blade. 932 00:56:20,413 --> 00:56:22,717 - Whoopsies, finally found you. 933 00:56:22,783 --> 00:56:25,953 Sorry I took so long, it took me ages to find the pineapple. 934 00:56:26,053 --> 00:56:27,722 What's it for? 935 00:56:27,822 --> 00:56:29,056 - What? 936 00:56:30,124 --> 00:56:32,093 - Oh, hey, you found the labrys thing. 937 00:56:37,497 --> 00:56:39,432 - Okay, so Blade is not cool. 938 00:56:39,499 --> 00:56:41,335 - Yeah, she's trying to steal my labrys. 939 00:56:41,434 --> 00:56:42,336 - Oh, hell no. 940 00:56:48,676 --> 00:56:52,280 - What are you gonna do, fight me with a pineapple? 941 00:56:52,380 --> 00:56:53,948 - Oh, it all makes sense now. 942 00:57:00,988 --> 00:57:01,822 - Ow, what the fuck? 943 00:57:04,659 --> 00:57:07,628 - Willow! 944 00:57:16,469 --> 00:57:19,407 - Ha, have you ever used an axe before? 945 00:57:23,044 --> 00:57:24,879 Ha, even with that beautiful weapon, 946 00:57:24,946 --> 00:57:28,516 you can't defend yourself against a pineapple. 947 00:57:28,582 --> 00:57:30,718 You're a joke. 948 00:57:33,754 --> 00:57:35,488 No, what are you doing to it? 949 00:57:35,589 --> 00:57:37,058 - No. 950 00:57:37,124 --> 00:57:40,127 - Fuck, you bitch. 951 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:49,203 Yeah, that's how you use it. 952 00:57:49,303 --> 00:57:53,507 - Now who's a joke, you bitch? 953 00:58:04,552 --> 00:58:05,453 - Hey. 954 00:58:07,288 --> 00:58:08,488 Welcome back. 955 00:58:08,589 --> 00:58:10,591 - Is she okay, is she awake? 956 00:58:10,658 --> 00:58:13,627 - Yes, she's okay, you can stop freaking out now. 957 00:58:13,728 --> 00:58:16,998 - I wasn't freaking out, you were, I don't care. 958 00:58:17,932 --> 00:58:19,300 - I beamed us back here 959 00:58:19,367 --> 00:58:21,335 after you decapitated that Blade lady. 960 00:58:21,435 --> 00:58:25,139 You are such a badass. 961 00:58:25,206 --> 00:58:26,841 - Wait, where's my- - Hey, hey, hey. 962 00:58:26,907 --> 00:58:29,643 Shh, shh, it's okay, it's okay. 963 00:58:29,710 --> 00:58:30,644 It's here. 964 00:58:32,513 --> 00:58:33,447 - What? 965 00:58:33,547 --> 00:58:34,849 No, where's my labrys? 966 00:58:34,915 --> 00:58:37,351 - Oh, that, yeah, that's here too. 967 00:58:42,790 --> 00:58:45,493 - I really was pretty badass back there. 968 00:58:45,593 --> 00:58:48,295 - Yeah, I have a huge crush on you. 969 00:58:49,430 --> 00:58:51,866 Wait, did I say that out loud? 970 00:58:51,966 --> 00:58:52,933 - Yes. 971 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,502 - It's just... 972 00:58:54,602 --> 00:58:56,370 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, that got you. 973 00:58:56,470 --> 00:59:00,141 ♪ Oh, Saira, I've got a crush on you ♪ 974 00:59:00,207 --> 00:59:05,246 ♪ Oh, Saira, I've got a crush, it's true ♪ 975 00:59:06,347 --> 00:59:09,583 ♪ And it's on you ♪ 976 00:59:09,683 --> 00:59:13,054 ♪ My crush is on you ♪ 977 00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:17,058 ♪ Specifically, you, Saira ♪ 978 00:59:17,124 --> 00:59:19,493 That song was about you. 979 00:59:19,593 --> 00:59:20,561 - I got that. 980 00:59:24,632 --> 00:59:26,033 - Ooh, yeah. 981 00:59:26,133 --> 00:59:27,034 Called it. 982 00:59:28,469 --> 00:59:31,038 - That's been there this whole time? 983 00:59:31,138 --> 00:59:35,409 - Yep, it's been in front of you all along. 984 00:59:35,510 --> 00:59:38,079 - We're not talking about the button, are we? 985 00:59:38,179 --> 00:59:40,748 - No, I'm talking about the button, I saw it ages ago. 986 00:59:40,848 --> 00:59:41,749 - Oh. 987 00:59:45,352 --> 00:59:47,188 - How can you even have sex? 988 00:59:48,089 --> 00:59:50,658 - Now that he's gone. 989 00:59:52,093 --> 00:59:55,596 ♪ Oh, Saira, I've got a crush on you ♪ 990 00:59:55,663 --> 01:00:00,701 ♪ Oh, Saira, I've got a crush, it's true ♪ 991 01:00:01,602 --> 01:00:03,137 ♪ And it's on you ♪ 992 01:00:03,204 --> 01:00:04,738 Woof woof. 993 01:00:04,839 --> 01:00:08,476 ♪ My crush is on you ♪ 994 01:00:08,543 --> 01:00:11,245 ♪ Specifically, you, Saira ♪ 995 01:00:11,345 --> 01:00:14,181 Are yours hands magic? 996 01:00:14,248 --> 01:00:19,353 ♪ Approximately five hours before ♪ 997 01:00:20,988 --> 01:00:26,093 ♪ Kiki dies in a vat of toxic home brew ♪ 998 01:00:26,561 --> 01:00:28,662 - Hello there, lady at bar. 999 01:00:28,762 --> 01:00:31,365 - Hello. - Hi. 1000 01:00:31,465 --> 01:00:35,537 Well, what, do, I like your dress. 1001 01:00:35,636 --> 01:00:36,538 - Thank you. 1002 01:00:37,738 --> 01:00:40,341 - I wore a nice shirt to this bar. 1003 01:00:40,407 --> 01:00:41,876 - It's making me horny. 1004 01:00:44,678 --> 01:00:46,447 - Perch hands. 1005 01:00:46,548 --> 01:00:48,249 - Drink, drink, ask about a drink, ask about a drink. 1006 01:00:48,349 --> 01:00:49,717 - I'm thirsty. 1007 01:00:49,783 --> 01:00:53,187 - Oh, are you thirsty? - Yeah. 1008 01:00:53,254 --> 01:00:54,822 - She gave you the leading, just go for it, man. 1009 01:00:54,922 --> 01:00:56,991 Just go for it, just be yourself, bro. 1010 01:00:57,091 --> 01:01:02,163 - Can I get you with my money, a drink for you? 1011 01:01:02,963 --> 01:01:04,265 - Oh yes, please. 1012 01:01:04,331 --> 01:01:06,167 - Close the deal, close the deal. 1013 01:01:06,267 --> 01:01:09,470 - Now that I have purchased you a drink, you owe me sex? 1014 01:01:09,538 --> 01:01:11,138 - Yes. - Yes, correct. 1015 01:01:14,576 --> 01:01:17,579 - Hey, don't be so mean, this is a safe space. 1016 01:01:17,678 --> 01:01:18,547 - What's so funny? 1017 01:01:18,647 --> 01:01:20,114 - It's just like, 1018 01:01:20,214 --> 01:01:23,284 I don't get why this is so hard for you. 1019 01:01:23,384 --> 01:01:25,452 - Oh, wow, so predictable, 1020 01:01:25,554 --> 01:01:28,756 from the lady of colour who's a lesbian. 1021 01:01:28,822 --> 01:01:31,560 I'm really shocked, lesbian of colour. 1022 01:01:31,626 --> 01:01:34,295 The whole universe is built around you, lesbian of colour. 1023 01:01:34,395 --> 01:01:38,199 - Here's something that I guarantee you did not know. 1024 01:01:38,299 --> 01:01:41,702 Did you know that crash test dummies are built 1025 01:01:41,802 --> 01:01:45,739 around the average size and proportions of a woman? 1026 01:01:45,839 --> 01:01:47,241 What if we get into a crash? 1027 01:01:47,341 --> 01:01:49,410 - And look at this phone. 1028 01:01:49,511 --> 01:01:51,412 They make these for chicks. 1029 01:01:51,513 --> 01:01:54,748 How am I supposed to use this tiny phone with my huge hands? 1030 01:01:54,848 --> 01:01:59,887 It's a tiny fucking lesbian phone, fuck you lesbian phone! 1031 01:02:00,721 --> 01:02:02,122 - We gotta be confident. 1032 01:02:02,223 --> 01:02:03,824 We gotta be too- - But not too- 1033 01:02:03,924 --> 01:02:04,858 - But not too confident. - Don't be too confident. 1034 01:02:04,959 --> 01:02:05,826 Don't be too confident. 1035 01:02:05,926 --> 01:02:07,428 - We gotta be beautiful. 1036 01:02:07,494 --> 01:02:08,697 - But not too beautiful. - But not too beautiful. 1037 01:02:08,796 --> 01:02:09,698 - Can't be too beautiful. 1038 01:02:09,797 --> 01:02:11,666 Can't look too good. 1039 01:02:11,765 --> 01:02:14,636 - You gotta have nice shoe, you gotta, everything you do, 1040 01:02:14,703 --> 01:02:18,205 everything you do, I gotta do backwards in flat shoes. 1041 01:02:18,305 --> 01:02:19,406 Do you understand? 1042 01:02:19,507 --> 01:02:22,243 You've got the support of heels. 1043 01:02:22,343 --> 01:02:25,779 I just, it is hard for us, too, and I just think sometimes. 1044 01:02:25,879 --> 01:02:26,947 - Oh, no. - Oh. 1045 01:02:27,047 --> 01:02:28,916 - So, no, I'm sorry, I'm just... 1046 01:02:29,016 --> 01:02:29,883 - Oh. - I know. 1047 01:02:29,950 --> 01:02:31,252 No, he does this. 1048 01:02:31,352 --> 01:02:33,622 - We can't win. - He's just upset. 1049 01:02:33,722 --> 01:02:37,324 - I'm not, I'm not upset, I, these are angry tears. 1050 01:02:37,424 --> 01:02:38,926 I'm so angry I'm crying. 1051 01:02:38,993 --> 01:02:41,895 - Ugh, you should just stop complaining. 1052 01:02:41,962 --> 01:02:45,667 Screw this, my life is hard too, that's it. 1053 01:02:45,766 --> 01:02:49,003 I'm really doing it this time, I'm getting myself loose. 1054 01:02:56,877 --> 01:02:58,245 Yeah! 1055 01:02:58,345 --> 01:02:59,614 - No, no, no, no. 1056 01:03:05,286 --> 01:03:06,721 - Oh. 1057 01:03:09,056 --> 01:03:13,127 I think it's time you realise who has the power here. 1058 01:03:14,495 --> 01:03:17,197 Kill the lesbian! 1059 01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:21,502 - To be or not to be. 1060 01:03:21,603 --> 01:03:23,304 That is the question. 1061 01:03:24,673 --> 01:03:26,574 Oh, God, oh, this is the most painful 1062 01:03:26,675 --> 01:03:29,810 and horrible death anyone could ever experience! 1063 01:03:29,877 --> 01:03:34,948 Oh God, why me, why, why? 1064 01:03:36,551 --> 01:03:38,252 - Bro, I said kill the lesbian, not the thespian. 1065 01:03:38,352 --> 01:03:39,521 What the heck, bro. 1066 01:03:41,155 --> 01:03:42,289 - You can hear they sound- - Yes. 1067 01:03:42,389 --> 01:03:43,290 - The same. 1068 01:03:43,390 --> 01:03:44,925 - I understand. 1069 01:03:44,992 --> 01:03:46,427 - I mean, I know this isn't my argument, 1070 01:03:46,493 --> 01:03:48,062 but I'm pretty sure you said thespian. 1071 01:03:48,128 --> 01:03:49,463 - I don't think I did. 1072 01:03:49,531 --> 01:03:50,998 When I say kill the lesbian, 1073 01:03:51,098 --> 01:03:53,535 I'm talking about, quite specifically, her. 1074 01:03:53,635 --> 01:03:56,203 And you know that, you do this, you team up and- 1075 01:03:56,303 --> 01:03:58,372 - You said thespian. - You pick on me. 1076 01:03:58,472 --> 01:04:00,908 Fucking, I swear to God I didn't, and if I did, I apologise. 1077 01:04:01,008 --> 01:04:02,343 - Now, who's the lesbian, hey? 1078 01:04:02,409 --> 01:04:03,812 - What, no. 1079 01:04:03,877 --> 01:04:04,978 - That doesn't make sense. 1080 01:04:05,045 --> 01:04:06,914 - No, no, no, no, no, do, what? 1081 01:04:07,014 --> 01:04:08,048 Do you know what a lesbian, do you know what a lesbian is? 1082 01:04:08,115 --> 01:04:09,249 - Yes. - What. 1083 01:04:09,350 --> 01:04:11,352 - They're, they get on stage. 1084 01:04:11,418 --> 01:04:13,253 - That's a thespian. 1085 01:04:13,354 --> 01:04:16,624 - And, and, and date someone of the same sex. 1086 01:04:16,725 --> 01:04:18,192 That's a lesbian thespian. 1087 01:04:18,292 --> 01:04:19,561 - It's a lesbian. 1088 01:04:19,627 --> 01:04:21,295 - No, no, it's a lesbian thespian. 1089 01:04:21,395 --> 01:04:23,497 - Just kill the lesbian, just kill the lesbian. 1090 01:04:23,598 --> 01:04:26,601 - Every lesbian in "The L Word" was also a thespian. 1091 01:04:26,668 --> 01:04:28,670 - Yes, that's fair, you cannot argue with that. 1092 01:04:28,770 --> 01:04:30,371 - No, and I never would, either way, 1093 01:04:30,471 --> 01:04:32,473 we're getting off topic. - Mm. 1094 01:04:32,540 --> 01:04:35,643 - And I would like to kill the lesbian, we gotta- 1095 01:04:35,710 --> 01:04:37,645 - We already killed her. 1096 01:04:37,712 --> 01:04:40,548 - No, we killed the thespian, you killed the thespian, the- 1097 01:04:40,615 --> 01:04:42,049 - Yes, and that's what you wanted. 1098 01:04:42,116 --> 01:04:44,051 - I thought you said thespian. - No. 1099 01:04:44,118 --> 01:04:48,288 No, shut up, stop talking now. 1100 01:04:49,490 --> 01:04:51,860 All right, now. 1101 01:04:52,660 --> 01:04:54,461 Kill the lesbian. 1102 01:04:57,866 --> 01:05:01,201 - Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry, you're right. 1103 01:05:01,301 --> 01:05:05,239 Women like me suck, we take up too much space. 1104 01:05:05,339 --> 01:05:08,075 - Ah, no, no, no, no, no, too late. 1105 01:05:08,175 --> 01:05:10,978 I am sick of you always patronising us. 1106 01:05:11,044 --> 01:05:14,682 - But you need me, mm-hmm. 1107 01:05:14,749 --> 01:05:18,051 Saira's not gonna give you the labrys for nothing. 1108 01:05:19,621 --> 01:05:22,089 Do you really want to invite a lesbian with one 1109 01:05:22,156 --> 01:05:26,059 of the most powerful weapons in the universe to your cave, 1110 01:05:26,126 --> 01:05:29,930 and then tell them you've just killed the person they love? 1111 01:05:31,766 --> 01:05:33,835 - Well, if she loves you so much, 1112 01:05:33,934 --> 01:05:36,003 what is taking her so long? 1113 01:05:36,103 --> 01:05:37,505 - Just let me talk to her. 1114 01:05:38,540 --> 01:05:41,074 I promise I can get her here. 1115 01:05:42,710 --> 01:05:45,680 - Fine, but you better hope she's close by. 1116 01:05:45,747 --> 01:05:47,347 I am done waiting. 1117 01:05:48,850 --> 01:05:49,851 Button! 1118 01:05:57,625 --> 01:06:00,260 New time limit, princess, one hour. 1119 01:06:00,327 --> 01:06:01,830 - What? 1120 01:06:01,930 --> 01:06:03,531 - You can thank big mouth over here for that 1121 01:06:03,631 --> 01:06:05,966 and all the mean things she's been saying. 1122 01:06:06,033 --> 01:06:07,201 About me and my friends. 1123 01:06:07,301 --> 01:06:10,304 - Saira, wait, where are you? 1124 01:06:10,370 --> 01:06:14,809 Is that sex hair, who the fuck is that? 1125 01:06:14,876 --> 01:06:16,977 - Hey, I'm Willow, Saira's new partner. 1126 01:06:17,044 --> 01:06:18,947 - What, no, they're no one. 1127 01:06:19,046 --> 01:06:20,414 - Oh. 1128 01:06:20,515 --> 01:06:21,916 - Wait, I didn't mean that, I'm sorry. 1129 01:06:22,015 --> 01:06:23,350 - Are you serious? 1130 01:06:23,417 --> 01:06:25,787 - I mean, I'm sorry, they're no one. 1131 01:06:25,887 --> 01:06:27,321 - Oh. 1132 01:06:27,421 --> 01:06:30,592 - I mean, I don't know, I'm confused. 1133 01:06:31,626 --> 01:06:32,560 I'm just, 1134 01:06:34,261 --> 01:06:35,763 sorry. 1135 01:06:35,830 --> 01:06:37,832 - No, Saira, I'm sorry. 1136 01:06:39,601 --> 01:06:44,539 I can see now, I screwed things up, I never appreciated you. 1137 01:06:45,540 --> 01:06:47,876 But Saira, you are the only one 1138 01:06:49,409 --> 01:06:53,548 who can bring your royal labrys and save me. 1139 01:06:55,349 --> 01:06:59,787 Now, but now I've lost you, and now I'm going die. 1140 01:07:07,261 --> 01:07:08,897 - No. 1141 01:07:08,963 --> 01:07:12,432 - That's not true, I'll come, of course I'll come. 1142 01:07:12,499 --> 01:07:14,636 - You have one hour. 1143 01:07:14,702 --> 01:07:16,136 - Kiki! 1144 01:07:23,343 --> 01:07:24,712 - Willow, I'm sorry. 1145 01:07:26,113 --> 01:07:29,182 - It's okay, if Kiki means this much to you, 1146 01:07:30,250 --> 01:07:31,786 we can open this relationship up. 1147 01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:35,957 - No, Willow, I think maybe 1148 01:07:36,056 --> 01:07:38,091 you and I should just be friends. 1149 01:07:40,728 --> 01:07:42,830 - You're friend zoning me? 1150 01:07:45,432 --> 01:07:50,270 I hid the body for you, not the head, though. 1151 01:07:50,337 --> 01:07:52,006 I figured they'll never figure out 1152 01:07:52,072 --> 01:07:54,008 who it belongs to without the body. 1153 01:07:55,009 --> 01:07:59,313 You know, I don't even like murder. 1154 01:07:59,379 --> 01:08:01,248 I just wanted you to like me. 1155 01:08:01,348 --> 01:08:04,284 - I do really like you. 1156 01:08:04,384 --> 01:08:08,088 I think you're the first proper friend I've ever had. 1157 01:08:08,155 --> 01:08:10,592 I got a bit caught up in that. 1158 01:08:11,458 --> 01:08:13,061 Now I've messed it up. 1159 01:08:14,461 --> 01:08:18,165 - I just need some time. 1160 01:08:18,265 --> 01:08:22,369 And I'm taking this, you owe me that at least. 1161 01:08:22,469 --> 01:08:23,605 - It's yours. 1162 01:08:23,671 --> 01:08:24,973 - Don't let them see you cry. 1163 01:08:26,641 --> 01:08:29,744 I definitely have some inspiration for my album now. 1164 01:08:29,844 --> 01:08:31,846 - I'm sorry. 1165 01:08:32,714 --> 01:08:36,784 I really hope we can be friends. 1166 01:08:39,053 --> 01:08:40,722 - Fuck you, Saira. 1167 01:08:52,265 --> 01:08:56,269 ♪ I met her on a moon ♪ 1168 01:08:56,671 --> 01:09:01,075 ♪ She was still amid some gloom ♪ 1169 01:09:01,174 --> 01:09:05,747 ♪ So she took me on a wild ride ♪ 1170 01:09:05,847 --> 01:09:10,685 ♪ Did some fucked up shit, but we fell to life ♪ 1171 01:09:10,752 --> 01:09:15,155 ♪ Oh, Saira, there she goes ♪ 1172 01:09:15,255 --> 01:09:20,327 ♪ Will she save Kiki, no one knows ♪ 1173 01:09:21,428 --> 01:09:24,532 ♪ Oh, Saira, there she goes ♪ 1174 01:09:24,632 --> 01:09:28,301 ♪ Will she save Kiki, no one knows ♪ 1175 01:09:28,368 --> 01:09:32,840 ♪ She's travelling the gay-laxy ♪ 1176 01:09:32,907 --> 01:09:37,512 ♪ I kind of wish it was for me ♪ 1177 01:09:37,578 --> 01:09:42,684 ♪ But something's just aren't meant to be ♪ 1178 01:09:43,551 --> 01:09:45,218 - Finally, how was it? 1179 01:09:45,285 --> 01:09:46,621 Wait, where's the other one? 1180 01:09:46,721 --> 01:09:47,789 What happened? 1181 01:09:47,889 --> 01:09:50,424 Did she, they dump you, too? 1182 01:09:51,458 --> 01:09:53,895 - I kind of dumped them. 1183 01:09:53,961 --> 01:09:55,630 - Why would you do that? 1184 01:09:55,697 --> 01:09:57,632 They seem to genuinely like your boring personality 1185 01:09:57,699 --> 01:09:58,933 and magic tricks. 1186 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:02,436 - Because I've gotta save Kiki. 1187 01:10:02,502 --> 01:10:04,539 - Oh man, you still wanna do that? 1188 01:10:04,639 --> 01:10:06,674 - I, I can't just abandon her. 1189 01:10:06,741 --> 01:10:09,077 Listen, I know you didn't wanna come this far, 1190 01:10:09,177 --> 01:10:10,878 but she needs me. 1191 01:10:10,978 --> 01:10:12,446 Is it okay if I drive us to the worst, 1192 01:10:12,547 --> 01:10:14,549 most dangerous place in the universe? 1193 01:10:20,988 --> 01:10:25,626 - No pilots ever asked me if I'm okay with something before. 1194 01:10:27,061 --> 01:10:31,264 Honestly, they were a bit mean. 1195 01:10:33,266 --> 01:10:37,337 - Well, what do you say, wanna stick with me? 1196 01:10:37,538 --> 01:10:41,209 - I mean, we've come this far. 1197 01:10:46,413 --> 01:10:49,917 Sorry, you really hit a nerve. 1198 01:10:50,118 --> 01:10:52,520 Yeah, whatever, let's go. 1199 01:10:52,587 --> 01:10:54,789 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 1200 01:10:54,889 --> 01:10:57,158 ♪ Saira, there she goes ♪ 1201 01:10:57,257 --> 01:10:59,694 ♪ Will she save Kiki, no one knows ♪ 1202 01:10:59,794 --> 01:11:03,030 ♪ Whoa, Saira, there she goes ♪ 1203 01:11:03,131 --> 01:11:06,500 ♪ Will she save Kiki, no one knows ♪ 1204 01:11:06,601 --> 01:11:09,937 ♪ Yeah, I wrote my song down ♪ 1205 01:11:10,004 --> 01:11:11,338 ♪ Woo ♪ 1206 01:11:11,404 --> 01:11:13,141 - Hold on. 1207 01:11:13,207 --> 01:11:17,344 That's the worst, most dangerous place in the universe? 1208 01:11:20,447 --> 01:11:21,749 - Yeah, apparently this is it. 1209 01:11:21,849 --> 01:11:23,618 - Do you know what this is? 1210 01:11:23,718 --> 01:11:25,452 It's like one, one of those world's best cup of coffee 1211 01:11:25,553 --> 01:11:27,221 bullshit slogan things. 1212 01:11:27,287 --> 01:11:30,124 It's like, "Oh yes, that shitty little cafe 1213 01:11:30,224 --> 01:11:33,460 has the world's best cup of coffee." 1214 01:11:33,561 --> 01:11:34,327 - Ship. 1215 01:11:34,427 --> 01:11:35,663 - What? 1216 01:11:46,207 --> 01:11:48,075 - Oh, God. 1217 01:11:48,176 --> 01:11:49,076 - Hey. 1218 01:11:53,413 --> 01:11:55,016 I'm so happy. 1219 01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:06,326 - It shot us! - Right in the face. 1220 01:12:07,895 --> 01:12:08,963 I'm sorry I took you here, you should take us back. 1221 01:12:09,063 --> 01:12:10,531 - Don't you dare. 1222 01:12:10,631 --> 01:12:13,868 You are not the same shy, sad, pathetic, 1223 01:12:13,968 --> 01:12:16,971 boring, miserable princess you were when you hopped aboard. 1224 01:12:17,038 --> 01:12:20,308 My generous wisdom and guidance has helped shape you 1225 01:12:20,373 --> 01:12:25,079 into the strong lady warrior sitting here right now. 1226 01:12:25,713 --> 01:12:30,785 So what are you gonna do, Sangria? 1227 01:12:31,619 --> 01:12:33,020 - I know what to do. 1228 01:12:37,158 --> 01:12:41,428 Okay, mama's driving now. 1229 01:12:44,599 --> 01:12:45,766 - Ow, fuck. 1230 01:12:49,837 --> 01:12:51,672 It's really on me. 1231 01:12:51,739 --> 01:12:54,407 - Shit, this isn't working. 1232 01:12:54,508 --> 01:12:57,345 I think I've got an idea. 1233 01:12:57,410 --> 01:12:58,679 - I trust you. 1234 01:13:05,385 --> 01:13:10,324 - Take it back, I take it back, I don't trust you! 1235 01:13:58,072 --> 01:14:00,241 - Oh, that does not sound good. 1236 01:14:00,341 --> 01:14:01,842 - What, me? 1237 01:14:01,909 --> 01:14:03,010 I feel great. 1238 01:14:04,812 --> 01:14:07,748 Get outta here, go save your stupid ex-girlfriend. 1239 01:14:09,850 --> 01:14:13,387 Oh, and I guess, be careful, okay? 1240 01:14:13,453 --> 01:14:14,789 - Hey. 1241 01:14:14,889 --> 01:14:16,223 Thanks for being an ally back there. 1242 01:14:16,290 --> 01:14:17,625 - Ew, what? 1243 01:14:17,725 --> 01:14:18,626 I'm not gay. 1244 01:14:36,143 --> 01:14:37,645 - Boys, I miss the thespian. 1245 01:14:37,712 --> 01:14:39,013 - Hey. - What? 1246 01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:40,047 - Oh, you shouldn't have- 1247 01:14:40,114 --> 01:14:41,449 - I've got the labrys. 1248 01:14:41,549 --> 01:14:42,450 - Shouldn't have killed the thespian. 1249 01:14:42,550 --> 01:14:44,051 - I miss that thespian. 1250 01:14:44,118 --> 01:14:45,252 - Shouldn't have killed the thespian. 1251 01:14:45,353 --> 01:14:46,954 - Putting on plays and stuff. 1252 01:14:47,054 --> 01:14:48,389 - Why'd you tell him to kill the thespian? 1253 01:14:48,456 --> 01:14:50,091 - I said, hey, I've got the labrys. 1254 01:14:50,157 --> 01:14:51,993 - I remember specifically. - I fucking didn't. 1255 01:14:52,093 --> 01:14:54,228 They did my favourite one man show of "Book of Mormon." 1256 01:14:54,295 --> 01:14:55,229 - Yeah. 1257 01:14:56,330 --> 01:14:57,465 - Our labrys is here! 1258 01:14:58,766 --> 01:15:01,369 - Oh. - Our labrys is here! 1259 01:15:01,469 --> 01:15:02,803 Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, 1260 01:15:02,870 --> 01:15:05,206 gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. 1261 01:15:05,306 --> 01:15:06,540 - Oh. 1262 01:15:09,643 --> 01:15:11,479 Now, let Kiki go. 1263 01:15:11,545 --> 01:15:14,782 - Oh, gladly, terrible deal for you if you ask me, take her. 1264 01:15:14,882 --> 01:15:17,251 Get her outta here, look at the labrys. 1265 01:15:26,961 --> 01:15:27,895 - Hey. 1266 01:15:28,729 --> 01:15:31,298 - You saved me. 1267 01:15:34,201 --> 01:15:35,770 I'm free! 1268 01:15:35,836 --> 01:15:37,104 I'm finally free. 1269 01:15:38,806 --> 01:15:41,342 Oh God, I thought I was gonna die, whew. 1270 01:15:42,176 --> 01:15:44,211 - You know, if we hurry, we could still go 1271 01:15:44,311 --> 01:15:46,347 to the Lesbian Ball together. 1272 01:15:48,849 --> 01:15:53,387 - Yeah, I don't think so. 1273 01:15:53,454 --> 01:15:54,755 - Ooh, rough. 1274 01:15:54,822 --> 01:15:57,425 - But I came all this way for you. 1275 01:15:57,491 --> 01:16:00,828 - Yeah, well, you kind of got me into this mess. 1276 01:16:00,928 --> 01:16:04,131 - But you said that maybe if I was different. 1277 01:16:05,699 --> 01:16:09,804 - Listen, I'm so grateful you saved me. 1278 01:16:09,870 --> 01:16:12,039 I'm genuinely impressed you made it here. 1279 01:16:12,139 --> 01:16:13,040 - Mm-hmm. 1280 01:16:14,675 --> 01:16:18,913 - But I don't owe you anything, nothing's changed. 1281 01:16:19,914 --> 01:16:24,418 - But I have. 1282 01:16:25,219 --> 01:16:27,922 - Ugh, again, with the crying. 1283 01:16:29,990 --> 01:16:32,426 Look, I really don't want to be mean, 1284 01:16:32,493 --> 01:16:33,994 but it never really made sense 1285 01:16:34,095 --> 01:16:36,163 that I was with you in the first place. 1286 01:16:36,263 --> 01:16:37,331 You know what I mean? 1287 01:16:37,431 --> 01:16:38,499 - What's happening to it? 1288 01:16:38,599 --> 01:16:39,934 - Fuck! 1289 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:42,803 - What the hell, princess, we had a deal! 1290 01:16:44,805 --> 01:16:46,207 I'm upset, fuck! 1291 01:16:47,308 --> 01:16:49,710 - Fuck! - Fuck! 1292 01:17:08,662 --> 01:17:09,598 - Huh? 1293 01:17:12,933 --> 01:17:13,834 Huh. 1294 01:17:25,079 --> 01:17:28,349 - I knew you couldn't ignore me for long. 1295 01:17:28,415 --> 01:17:30,585 You haven't changed at all. 1296 01:17:30,851 --> 01:17:33,020 Get it into your thick head. 1297 01:17:33,087 --> 01:17:35,923 You are not good enough for Kiki. 1298 01:17:35,990 --> 01:17:38,392 Without her, you're nothing. 1299 01:17:43,931 --> 01:17:45,199 - That's not true. 1300 01:17:45,299 --> 01:17:46,867 - Yes, it is. 1301 01:17:46,967 --> 01:17:49,703 Even your own moms don't like you. 1302 01:17:49,803 --> 01:17:53,674 - Just stop it, stop criticising me. 1303 01:17:55,544 --> 01:17:56,677 - What the fuck? 1304 01:17:56,744 --> 01:17:58,479 - You disappoint everyone. 1305 01:17:58,547 --> 01:18:00,247 I'm just telling you how it is. 1306 01:18:00,347 --> 01:18:01,749 - Are you? 1307 01:18:01,849 --> 01:18:05,520 Maybe my moms are just bad parents. 1308 01:18:05,786 --> 01:18:09,990 Maybe Kiki is actually a narcissistic asshole, 1309 01:18:10,090 --> 01:18:13,160 and I deserve better. 1310 01:18:15,162 --> 01:18:16,864 I'm not always the problem. 1311 01:18:16,964 --> 01:18:19,200 - Yes you are. 1312 01:18:19,300 --> 01:18:21,168 - I don't think so. 1313 01:18:21,268 --> 01:18:22,604 - You're a boring little wimp, and you know it. 1314 01:18:22,671 --> 01:18:25,507 - Ah, shut the fuck up. 1315 01:18:49,296 --> 01:18:53,033 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1316 01:18:53,133 --> 01:18:54,868 ♪ Lesbian ♪ 1317 01:18:54,969 --> 01:18:56,971 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1318 01:18:57,972 --> 01:19:01,909 - Oh, good and great, you got it back, now hand it over. 1319 01:19:03,310 --> 01:19:04,411 - No. 1320 01:19:04,512 --> 01:19:06,146 - What? - What? 1321 01:19:06,213 --> 01:19:07,281 - What? 1322 01:19:07,381 --> 01:19:08,516 - But you said we could have it 1323 01:19:08,583 --> 01:19:10,719 if we gave you the mean lady. 1324 01:19:10,784 --> 01:19:13,087 - You can't have a lesbian and a lesbian thing. 1325 01:19:13,187 --> 01:19:14,355 - That's too many- 1326 01:19:14,421 --> 01:19:15,456 - What? - Things, 1327 01:19:15,557 --> 01:19:16,658 'Cause we don't have any- 1328 01:19:16,757 --> 01:19:17,825 - What? - What? 1329 01:19:19,994 --> 01:19:23,264 - I'm crying. 1330 01:19:23,330 --> 01:19:24,498 - No, you're not. 1331 01:19:24,599 --> 01:19:26,100 - Aren't I? - No. 1332 01:19:29,803 --> 01:19:31,506 - We had a deal! 1333 01:19:31,573 --> 01:19:32,540 - Yeah, well, sometimes things don't work out 1334 01:19:32,641 --> 01:19:34,041 how you want them to. 1335 01:19:34,141 --> 01:19:37,978 - Oh, well we know that all too well. 1336 01:19:40,548 --> 01:19:43,384 - Give it back, it's ours! 1337 01:19:46,420 --> 01:19:48,389 - Actually, it's mine. 1338 01:19:48,455 --> 01:19:49,557 - Oh, oh. 1339 01:19:56,096 --> 01:19:58,032 - Why do you even need it? 1340 01:19:58,799 --> 01:20:03,837 - Well, because if we don't have your labrys 1341 01:20:03,937 --> 01:20:08,142 to power our chick magnet, then we'll never get hot chicks. 1342 01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:10,044 - And we'll be losers forever. 1343 01:20:10,144 --> 01:20:13,147 - Wait, that's seriously why you want it? 1344 01:20:14,749 --> 01:20:17,184 - We don't exactly have chicks 1345 01:20:17,251 --> 01:20:19,119 knocking down our door. 1346 01:20:19,219 --> 01:20:22,056 - No. - I leave my door open, 1347 01:20:22,122 --> 01:20:24,058 and they still don't come through. 1348 01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:28,797 - Yeah, but all the chick magnets in the world 1349 01:20:28,896 --> 01:20:29,963 won't help you. 1350 01:20:31,098 --> 01:20:34,134 I went through all of this. 1351 01:20:34,201 --> 01:20:38,238 And why, 'cause I wanted Kiki to love me? 1352 01:20:39,873 --> 01:20:42,843 But now I see my biggest problem 1353 01:20:43,877 --> 01:20:46,347 was that I didn't even love myself. 1354 01:20:47,047 --> 01:20:50,552 We deserve to love ourselves without a chick magnet 1355 01:20:50,785 --> 01:20:53,187 or a hot as fuck girlfriend. 1356 01:20:57,224 --> 01:21:01,095 - Wow, I mean, no, you're full of shit. 1357 01:21:01,328 --> 01:21:02,797 Get her, boys! 1358 01:21:16,644 --> 01:21:20,280 - Incoming chicks, incoming chicks. 1359 01:21:20,381 --> 01:21:24,619 Incoming chicks, incoming chicks, incoming chicks. 1360 01:21:36,865 --> 01:21:40,467 - Wait, guys, I, I just had a random thought. 1361 01:21:40,535 --> 01:21:44,171 All the chick magnets in the world won't help us. 1362 01:21:44,773 --> 01:21:48,008 We went through all of this, and why? 1363 01:21:48,242 --> 01:21:51,679 Because we wanted chicks to love us. 1364 01:21:52,881 --> 01:21:55,215 But now I see our biggest problem 1365 01:21:55,282 --> 01:21:58,853 is that we don't even love ourselves. 1366 01:21:58,919 --> 01:21:59,854 - Oh. 1367 01:22:00,555 --> 01:22:05,459 - We deserve to love ourselves without a chick magnet, 1368 01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:07,595 or a hot as fuck girlfriend. 1369 01:22:09,597 --> 01:22:13,535 - Wow, that was beautiful, bro. 1370 01:22:15,169 --> 01:22:16,470 - I'm proud of you, man. 1371 01:22:16,838 --> 01:22:19,239 - You are so smart. - Thank you. 1372 01:22:19,339 --> 01:22:21,308 - God, you all deserve one another. 1373 01:22:21,375 --> 01:22:23,343 Shame you can't just date each other. 1374 01:22:29,349 --> 01:22:34,421 - I mean, we would have the best time, like all the time. 1375 01:22:35,389 --> 01:22:40,895 - Yeah, and well, I guess they do say 1376 01:22:40,961 --> 01:22:42,429 you should date your best friends. 1377 01:22:42,496 --> 01:22:44,164 - Yeah. - Yeah, they do say that. 1378 01:22:44,264 --> 01:22:46,768 And I hear, I hear sexuality is a bit of a spectrum. 1379 01:22:46,835 --> 01:22:48,302 - It is. - Can be. 1380 01:22:48,368 --> 01:22:49,470 It is a spectrum. - You know what I mean? 1381 01:22:49,537 --> 01:22:50,170 - It is, it's a whole- 1382 01:22:50,270 --> 01:22:51,506 - Yeah. 1383 01:22:51,573 --> 01:22:52,807 - It's a whole spectrum. 1384 01:22:52,874 --> 01:22:54,241 - Yeah. - So, you know. 1385 01:22:54,341 --> 01:22:55,409 - Yeah, yeah. - Put it out. 1386 01:22:55,510 --> 01:22:56,511 We would have the best time. 1387 01:22:56,578 --> 01:22:57,879 - Oh. 1388 01:23:01,048 --> 01:23:02,951 - Hmm, oh, yeah. 1389 01:23:09,056 --> 01:23:11,124 - Just, Larry. - Yeah. 1390 01:23:11,225 --> 01:23:13,093 - Just come over here for a second, yeah. 1391 01:23:14,729 --> 01:23:16,497 - Okay, just a little. 1392 01:23:16,598 --> 01:23:17,966 - Oh, yeah. 1393 01:23:18,031 --> 01:23:18,800 - Can I just have a soft one? 1394 01:23:18,867 --> 01:23:19,667 - Oh. 1395 01:23:21,368 --> 01:23:22,369 - Can you do the rough stuff with me? 1396 01:23:22,469 --> 01:23:24,506 - Come here, you. 1397 01:23:28,175 --> 01:23:30,077 - Let me in. 1398 01:23:30,177 --> 01:23:34,348 - I told you we're not going anywhere without Saira. 1399 01:23:34,849 --> 01:23:36,083 - What are you doing? 1400 01:23:36,183 --> 01:23:37,719 - Saira? 1401 01:23:37,785 --> 01:23:42,824 Oh, thank God you're okay. 1402 01:23:42,924 --> 01:23:44,091 Mind if I 1403 01:23:45,292 --> 01:23:47,160 bum a lift? 1404 01:23:47,261 --> 01:23:51,633 - Yeah, I just don't think that would really make sense. 1405 01:23:52,099 --> 01:23:54,034 You know what I mean? 1406 01:23:54,134 --> 01:23:56,704 - Oh, come on, are you seriously mad at me? 1407 01:23:56,804 --> 01:23:58,540 - Yeah. - Fair. 1408 01:24:00,742 --> 01:24:02,209 - You're looking better. 1409 01:24:02,309 --> 01:24:05,412 - Yeah, it was mostly just cum. 1410 01:24:07,114 --> 01:24:10,384 - Oh, fuck, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 1411 01:24:10,450 --> 01:24:12,954 - We don't wanna ever see you again. 1412 01:24:13,053 --> 01:24:15,255 - Oh, you can have this back. 1413 01:24:17,759 --> 01:24:19,794 - I've never been more attracted to you. 1414 01:24:22,931 --> 01:24:24,264 - Where to now, Sasha? 1415 01:24:24,331 --> 01:24:25,365 - Back to Clitopolis. 1416 01:24:25,465 --> 01:24:27,001 - No. 1417 01:24:27,100 --> 01:24:30,638 - Also, just as a heads up, it's Saira. 1418 01:24:31,506 --> 01:24:33,073 - Oh my God. 1419 01:24:33,173 --> 01:24:34,542 Have I been saying it wrong the whole time? 1420 01:24:34,642 --> 01:24:37,679 That is so embarrassing. 1421 01:24:37,745 --> 01:24:39,479 I am so sorry, Saiyeera. 1422 01:24:39,547 --> 01:24:40,447 - Saira. 1423 01:24:41,448 --> 01:24:42,951 - That's what I'm saying. 1424 01:24:43,051 --> 01:24:45,252 - No, listen to what I'm saying. 1425 01:24:49,122 --> 01:24:53,260 ♪ Are you seriously friendzoning me ♪ 1426 01:24:53,327 --> 01:24:58,131 ♪ You can't be seriously friendzoning me ♪ 1427 01:24:58,198 --> 01:25:01,836 ♪ Say you don't even wanna be poly ♪ 1428 01:25:01,936 --> 01:25:07,008 ♪ I can't believe this, you're friendzoning me ♪ 1429 01:25:08,810 --> 01:25:12,814 ♪ You were my desire ♪ 1430 01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:17,585 ♪ My heart was up higher ♪ 1431 01:25:17,685 --> 01:25:22,289 ♪ But you burned it down like fire ♪ 1432 01:25:22,389 --> 01:25:27,095 ♪ Oh, you better watch out for Saira ♪ 1433 01:25:27,194 --> 01:25:31,498 ♪ Yeah, you better watch out for Saira ♪ 1434 01:25:31,599 --> 01:25:36,671 ♪ Well, you better watch out for Saira ♪ 1435 01:25:40,474 --> 01:25:43,811 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1436 01:25:43,878 --> 01:25:45,312 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1437 01:25:45,379 --> 01:25:48,281 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1438 01:25:48,382 --> 01:25:49,584 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1439 01:25:49,684 --> 01:25:50,685 ♪ Just because you ♪ 1440 01:25:51,953 --> 01:25:54,055 ♪ Doesn't mean I owe you shit ♪ 1441 01:25:54,122 --> 01:25:56,323 ♪ Just because you shot your shot ♪ 1442 01:25:56,423 --> 01:25:58,726 ♪ Doesn't mean that you get it ♪ 1443 01:25:58,793 --> 01:26:01,062 ♪ This isn't a transaction ♪ 1444 01:26:01,129 --> 01:26:03,397 ♪ Your kind of satisfaction ♪ 1445 01:26:03,463 --> 01:26:08,102 ♪ Doesn't buy you a fuck, I don't owe you shit ♪ 1446 01:26:08,168 --> 01:26:11,506 ♪ Not in the friendzone ♪ 1447 01:26:11,572 --> 01:26:13,306 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1448 01:26:13,373 --> 01:26:17,310 ♪ Don't believe it, asshole, you're not a nice guy ♪ 1449 01:26:17,377 --> 01:26:18,546 ♪ You don't get to ♪ 1450 01:26:22,016 --> 01:26:24,217 ♪ Just because you pretend to care ♪ 1451 01:26:24,284 --> 01:26:26,621 ♪ Doesn't mean I drop my pants ♪ 1452 01:26:26,721 --> 01:26:28,956 ♪ This isn't a transaction ♪ 1453 01:26:29,057 --> 01:26:31,391 ♪ Your kind of satisfaction ♪ 1454 01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:35,730 ♪ Doesn't buy you a fuck, I don't owe you shit ♪ 1455 01:26:35,797 --> 01:26:39,332 ♪ Not in the friendzone ♪ 1456 01:26:39,433 --> 01:26:41,135 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1457 01:26:41,201 --> 01:26:45,139 ♪ Don't believe it, asshole, you're not a nice guy ♪ 1458 01:26:45,205 --> 01:26:48,543 ♪ Not in the friendzone ♪ 1459 01:26:48,643 --> 01:26:50,343 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1460 01:26:50,410 --> 01:26:54,448 ♪ Don't believe it, asshole, you're not a nice guy ♪ 1461 01:26:54,549 --> 01:26:57,952 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1462 01:26:58,052 --> 01:26:59,453 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1463 01:26:59,554 --> 01:27:02,489 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1464 01:27:02,590 --> 01:27:04,892 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1465 01:27:04,959 --> 01:27:06,794 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 1466 01:27:06,894 --> 01:27:09,396 ♪ Saira, there she goes ♪ 1467 01:27:09,463 --> 01:27:11,833 ♪ Will she save Kiki, no one knows ♪ 1468 01:27:11,933 --> 01:27:15,502 ♪ There she goes, oh, Saira, there she goes ♪ 1469 01:27:15,603 --> 01:27:18,840 ♪ Will she save Kiki, no one knows ♪ 1470 01:27:18,906 --> 01:27:21,308 ♪ Yeah, wrote my song down ♪ 1471 01:27:22,143 --> 01:27:23,211 ♪ Woo ♪ 105168