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- What are you doing?
- I reorganized the fridge, heh.
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See?
Uh, bottom shelf, meats and dairy.
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Middle shelf, fruits and vegetables.
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And top shelf, expired products.
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- Why are you doing this?
- Because I am bored out of my mind.
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I've already been to the bank,
post office and dry cleaners.
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Dude, you just described
seven days worth of stuff.
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Gotta spread it out a little, you know.
Haven't you ever been unemployed?
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I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical.
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Hey, don't get religious on me, okay?
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A guy in your position needs to be
a little better at relaxing, you know.
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Why do you think we have
the comfortable chairs, huh? Here, sit down.
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Ready? Watch.
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Aw!
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And then...
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Aw, yeah! Huh?
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- So, what? We just sit?
- Oh, no, no.
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We're not gonna just sit. Watch.
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Shh.
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Hello. Chandler Bing.
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Hello, Mr. Bing.
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I love you.
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All right, whoever this is,
stop calling me.
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It's been six months! It's not funny!
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But I love you.
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Leave me alone!
For the love of God, leave me alone!
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And that's Wednesday. Ah!
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Hey, you guys. Guess what?
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The British are coming?
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Oh, you and your ways.
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Since it's Christmas, I'm gonna be
one of those people collecting donations.
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Yeah. I already have my bell,
and later on I get my bucket.
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Oh.
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Yeah, yeah.
I'll be spreading joy to the people.
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Last year I spread a little joy,
but not enough.
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So this year, I'm gonna do the whole city.
Heh.
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I knew a girl in high school
who did that. She was very popular.
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Uh, so, Pheebs, where are you
doing your bell ringing?
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They gave me a great spot
right by Macy's.
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They never give such a good corner
to a rookie...
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...but I'm the only one who can say
"Merry Christmas" in 25 languages.
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I lied.
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Oh, my God. Okay, you guys, here's Danny.
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Just watch this.
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See? Still pretending he's not interested.
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Okay, he's coming over.
Pretend we've forgotten who he is.
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- Hey, guys.
PHOEBE, CHANDLER & MONICA: Hey, Danny.
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Oh, Danny! Hey!
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Oh, uh...
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Danny, you know Rachel. She's nice.
She's not bad to look at, right?
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- Thanks, Mon.
- Of course.
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- Do you wanna go out on a date with her?
- Monica.
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Absolutely. Is Friday okay?
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Oh, my God.
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Friday is perfect. She can't wait.
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On the date, I will be able
to talk to her directly, right?
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See you Friday.
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Okay, what the hell was that?
You know what? Don't answer me.
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I have a date with Danny. Ha!
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How could I not get the part?
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The play was about a 29-year-old
Italian actor from Queens.
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Well, Talia Shire
suddenly became available.
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She's a woman!
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What can I say? She nailed it.
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Uh, okay. Is there anything else?
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Well, you're just gonna say no again, but...
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...gay porn?
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Happy holidays!
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And Merry Christmas.
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Oh, thank you, sir. Here's some joy.
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- Hey.
- How's it going?
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Well, it's going okay.
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- Oh, good. Here, let me help you out.
- Oh, thanks.
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- Yeah.
- Wow. Ha, ha.
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Is that a new suede jacket?
It looks really expensive.
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Yeah. I guess.
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Just get your nails done?
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Yes, Phoebe,
but this is all I have, okay?
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Okay, thanks. Happy holidays.
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- Here's your joy.
- Thank you.
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Thank you. Happy holidays and...
Wait.
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- You can't take the money out.
- I'm making change for the bus.
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Can't you leave the dollar?
This money's for the poor.
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I'm poor. I gotta take the bus.
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Okay. Seasons greetings and everything.
But still...
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Bite me, blondie!
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Oh!
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Oh, I'm gonna give him
something besides joy. Just...
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That part was perfect for me.
I can't believe I didn't get it.
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I'm sorry, man.
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You know what you should do?
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You should make something happen
for yourself.
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You know, like write a play.
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Write a movie, huh? What about
those Good Will Hunting guys?
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Come on, Ross. Be realistic, you know?
If I did write something...
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...what are the chances I could
get those guys to star in it?
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- Wait a second. I could star in it!
- Or that.
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I can't write, you know. I mean, I'm an actor.
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I don't have the discipline
that it takes, you know. I can't do it.
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I'll help you.
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Yeah. I'll make up a schedule
and make sure you stick to it.
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Plus it'll give me something to do.
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- Really? You'd do that for me? Thanks.
- Yeah.
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We'll start off slow.
The only thing you have to do tonight...
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...is come up with the name
of your main character.
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- Done.
- And it can't be Joey.
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- It's not.
- Or Joseph.
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Oh.
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Hi. What's up?
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I just saw Danny getting on the subway
with a girl...
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...and he had his arm around her.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
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Well, you should be. This is all your fault.
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You meddled in our relationship.
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You had no relationship.
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No, but I was doing my thing,
and everything...
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...was going according to the plan!
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Oh, God. Stop with the plan.
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Unh. So what
if you saw him with a girl?
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Who cares?
That doesn't mean anything.
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You'll go out on a date with Danny and
be so charming he'll forget all about...
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...that stupid subway girl.
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She was kind of stupid.
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You're right. All right.
I'm just gonna go on the date.
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I'm just gonna go on the date.
That is the new plan.
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Hurry, hurry!
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Mm.
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- Hey, how do you spell "suspicious"?
- Why?
129
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Because I think this character
is gonna be suspicious about stuff.
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Yes!
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Chandler Bing, seven,
Chandler Bing, zero.
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You're driving me crazy with that.
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- Okay, I'll stop.
- No, don't stop.
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Move the bowl further away.
Ross could make that shot.
135
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Well, you suck. But at least
you suck at a man's game now.
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- You wanna play?
- I can't be playing games.
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Ross will be home soon. I have to write
five pages to stick to his schedule.
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Well, so play for the next 30 minutes,
then you can write until he gets home.
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All right.
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But, listen,
what do you say we, uh...
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...crank it up a notch?
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I'm intrigued.
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All right. All we need
is a little lighter fluid.
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Okay, but be careful.
I wanna get our security deposit back.
145
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Yeah, I think we said goodbye to that
when we invented hammer darts.
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Do you remember which part
of the wall is not spackle?
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Uh, yeah, right here.
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Thank you. Happy holiday.
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No, that's trash, young lady.
No, you can't...
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Hey. Stop that young lady!
She donated trash!
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Hey.
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The charity's on fire!
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Help! Good, thank you. I need that.
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Whoo!
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What is this? It's 9:00 in the morning.
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All right. "A room.
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A man enters. He looks suspicious."
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That's it?
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Joey, you were supposed to
have five pages done by now...
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...including an exciting incident.
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What is all this?
"The Official Rulebook of Fireball."
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Yeah, that's the game we played.
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Yeah, it's great. You take a
tennis ball, a bowl and lighter fl...
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Oh, oh.
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This is helping your career, huh?
You wanted to be an actor.
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Not the creator of
Crazy Lawsuit Game.
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You're right, you're right.
I'll get back to work.
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And shame on you. You should know better.
Joey needs to work.
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- Now come on.
- Hey.
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No, uh-uh. You can have this back
when the five pages are done, huh?
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- I had a really nice time tonight.
- So did I.
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I'm really glad Monica asked us out.
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I'd love to ask you in
but my sister's visiting.
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- I think she's asleep on the couch.
- Your sister?
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Your sister's asleep on the couch?
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Ah, I saw you with her on the subway
and now she's asleep on the couch.
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Oh, God!
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- Oh, I thought I heard you.
- Oh, hey, great, you're up.
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Rachel, my sister Krista.
Krista, Rachel.
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- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.
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Wish you told me we were having
company. I'd have fixed myself.
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- Like it would help.
- You are so bad.
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- You are.
- You are.
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- You are. You are.
- You are. You are!
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- You are so dead.
- Ha.
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- I'm gonna get you. Come here.
- Aah!
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- Come here. Come here!
- Ha-ha-ha!
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Um, it's very nice to meet you.
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Nobody. Nobody respects the bucket.
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You wouldn't believe
what people put in here.
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Look. Okay, does this look like...
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...a garbage can to you?
- No.
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- Does it look like an ashtray?
- No.
194
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Does it look like a urinal?
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Ew!
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- So, Pheebs, you gonna go back out there?
- Yeah, but I'm not gonna take any more crap.
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Okay? No more Mrs. Nice Bucket.
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Yeah, good for you. You're tough.
You lived on the street.
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Yeah, I'm gonna go back
to being Street Phoebe.
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Yeah. Oh, but you know what?
I can't go totally back...
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...because Street Phoebe really
wouldn't be friends with you guys.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Um, can I ask you guys something?
- Sure.
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Um, I don't have any brothers so I don't
know, but did you guys wrestle?
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- Oh, yeah.
- All the time.
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In fact, I was undefeated.
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Well, you weighed 200 pounds.
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Still, I was quick as a cat.
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Well, I met Danny's sister yesterday.
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- Uh, that was the girl on the subway.
- Oh, you're kidding.
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And they were very, you know...
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...wrestle-y.
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But I guess that's normal?
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We don't wrestle now.
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Not since I got
too strong for you. Ha, ha.
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- Too strong for me?
- Yeah.
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You wanna go right now?
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Because I'll take you right now, buddy.
You wanna go?
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Oh, fine.
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Ready?
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Wrestle!
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Okay, you know what, um?
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Actually, that's great. That helps a lot.
Thanks.
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Guys, come on, let's go.
The puck drops in 20 minutes. Come on.
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- Joey's not going.
- I didn't finish my five pages.
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Why can't you finish them tomorrow?
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Because tomorrow
he's redoing yesterday's pages.
228
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Yesterday's pages
did not reflect my best work.
229
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Why don't you cut him a little slack?
Maybe if he relaxes, he'll get some work done.
230
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I think he's been relaxing enough,
thanks to you...
231
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...and Fireball.
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If you think Fireball's relaxing,
you obviously have never played.
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The only reason you're doing
this to Joey is you're bored.
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It's not his fault that you're unemployed.
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I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical.
236
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Look, look. Guys, don't fight.
237
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And the reason I'm doing this
is because I am Joey's friend.
238
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And if you were a good friend,
you'd be doing the same thing.
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00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,671
So being a good friend
means acting like a jerk?
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If it does, then you're
an amazing friend of mine.
241
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Hey, guys. How about we settle this
over a friendly game of Fireball, huh?
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- I'll go unhook the smoke detectors.
- How about we settle this right now?
243
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There. Now no one's going
to the game. Ha-ha-ha.
244
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- I paid for those tickets.
- No, you didn't.
245
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- You said you would, but you never did.
- Oh, yeah.
246
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,452
So we finally get
to the top of the mountain, ahem...
247
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...and airhead here forgets the camera.
248
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:18,666
You know, that same thing
happened to me one time.
249
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,670
When did that happen to you?
250
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,507
Don't you remember? We were jogging
in the park, we saw that pretty bird.
251
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:29,427
And I wanted to take a picture
but I didn't have my camera.
252
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:33,056
Okay. First of all, chasing the churro guy
is not jogging.
253
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:38,019
Oh, this is so good.
You have got to try it.
254
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:42,440
Hmm. Mm.
255
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,735
That is good.
256
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:52,116
- Oh, damn. I got it on my pants.
- Here, I'll get it.
257
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,326
Mm.
258
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,586
We better take these off
or that stain will set.
259
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:07,006
- I wanna wear these pants on our date tonight.
- Oh, great.
260
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,677
Okay, bye. Oh, my God.
261
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:14,555
- That was unbelievable.
- Okay, see? I told you.
262
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:18,101
- Yeah, wow. Sorry, Rach.
- I don't believe they're brother and sister.
263
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,644
They're brother and sister?
264
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,324
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
265
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,244
Wait a minute. Open your hand.
Let me take a look.
266
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:40,373
Quarter, dime. Lint?
Not interested in that.
267
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:44,043
What's this? A Canadian coin?
Get out of here!
268
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:48,089
Gosh.
269
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,550
Whoa. No drinks near the bucket.
270
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,553
Set it down over there
and then you can make a contribution.
271
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:58,224
And you can leave the "hurt bunny"
look over there too.
272
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:03,104
Hi, Bob.
I thought I told you to get out of here!
273
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,733
Uh, Phoebe, we've been
getting complaints.
274
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:10,194
And we're gonna move you
to a less high-profile spot.
275
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,446
What?
276
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:15,950
- Uh, Ginger's gonna take over this corner.
- That chick can't handle my corner.
277
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:19,620
Look, either you leave
or we remove you.
278
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,789
Fine.
279
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:30,798
All right, I'll give you one pointer.
Look out for that bitch.
280
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:46,022
- Oh, hey, Rach. I thought we said 7.
- Yeah, uh, you know what? Uh, let's skip it.
281
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,857
What? Uh, why?
282
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,317
Um... Look.
283
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,570
You and your sister seem to have, um,
a very special bond...
284
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:56,324
Oh, great. That "special bond" again.
285
00:17:57,826 --> 00:18:01,662
Why do women have such a problem
with the fact that I'm close with my sister?
286
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:05,917
- Okay, look, I don't know, but...
- Do you have brothers?
287
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:11,297
No, I have two sisters, but one of them
actually has a very masculine energy.
288
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:15,176
- Are you close with them?
- No, no. They're not very nice people.
289
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,887
Okay, come here. Listen.
290
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,890
I really like you, okay?
I think this could go somewhere.
291
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:24,602
So what if I'm close to my family?
You gonna let that stand in the way of us?
292
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,939
Well, I... I don't know...
293
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,149
See, when you put it that way, you know...
294
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:33,820
Danny, hurry up. The bath's getting cold.
295
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,408
- What?
- Yeah, okay, I'll see you later.
296
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:46,999
Oh, hey. There's some kids
playing in the street.
297
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:50,503
You wanna go down there,
give them a project, ruin their day?
298
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,465
Hey, if they have a ball,
maybe you could stick razor blades in it...
299
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,718
...and teach them a new game:
"Gonna-Need-Stitches Ball."
300
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:04,475
Hey, guys. I was at the library all morning
and I already finished my five pages for today.
301
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:08,020
Great. Now we can go
to the Ranger game last night.
302
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,650
No, dude. Ross tore up the tickets.
303
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:21,909
I guess when you don't have so many
distractions, it's easier for you to focus, huh?
304
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:26,497
Yeah, or also when you don't have somebody
breathing down your neck all the livelong day!
305
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:33,045
Well, that's fine, but the important thing
is I finished it. And I think it's really good.
306
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:37,300
But you know what would help me, is if
I could hear it. Would you guys read it for me?
307
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,845
- Yeah, all right.
- All right.
308
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:45,850
Okay.
"It's a typical New York City apartment.
309
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,936
Two guys are hanging out." Ross?
310
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:55,818
- "Hey, man."
- "What is up?"
311
00:19:57,404 --> 00:20:01,240
"About yesterday.
I was really wrong. I am sorry."
312
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:04,952
"No, it was me. I'm sorry.
I overreacted."
313
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:09,832
"Maybe it was both of us.
But we had our best friend's inter...
314
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:16,839
But we had our best friend's
interest at heart."
315
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:20,009
"Could I be more sorry?"
316
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:28,476
"I don't know. I am one sorry...
317
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,479
...polontologist."
318
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:37,610
All right, Joey, we get it.
319
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,862
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry too.
320
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:43,866
Oh, no, no, no. Keep reading.
The good part's coming up. Keep going.
321
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:48,246
"I am sorry, Chandler."
322
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,915
"I am sorry, Ross."
323
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,461
Ahem. "A handsome man enters."
324
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,257
"Hey. How's it going, guys?
325
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:03,719
I don't know what you two are talking about,
but I'd just like to say thanks to both of you.
326
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,555
You. You wouldn't let me
give up on myself.
327
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:10,268
And you. Well, you co-created Fireball.
328
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,896
The End." Yeah.
329
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:17,358
This took you all day?
330
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,403
No, no, this only took five minutes.
331
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:26,117
I spent the rest of the day coming up
with New Ultimate Fireball. Ha, ha!
332
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:33,499
Okay. "It's a typical New York apartment.
333
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:37,128
Two girls are just hanging out." Go.
334
00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:41,465
- "Hi, how are you doing, Kelly?"
- "I'm doing just fine.
335
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:44,385
God, Tiffany, you smell so great."
336
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,097
"It's my new perfume.
337
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:52,643
Why don't you come closer
where you can really appreciate it?"
338
00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:58,149
- Oh, you know, Joey, you are sick.
- This is disgusting.
339
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,109
I'm not reading this.
340
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:04,488
What? Wait, wait, wait.
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