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The film you're about to see
was born under a lucky star.
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There it is.
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I'm truly sorry.
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I do hope...
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...that you can be reincarnated
as something more interesting.
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bye!
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Well... come on!
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It's not the same chalet
as in the photos.
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Yes... of course it is.
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No, I don't recognise it.
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Well, I didn't change it secretly.
You think I'm stupid?
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Come and see.
I assure you it's terrific!
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Through here.
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There we are!
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Here...
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My poor pet... Didn't you sleep
in the helicopter?
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Oh, shit!
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The pilot asked me
to leave a comment,
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I forgot.
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Really?
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Since when do pilots do that?
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He was awfully nice.
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And I promised him.
Would you do it for me?
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Sure.
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No problem.
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What do you want me to put?
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"Really nice pilot"?
"Very friendly pilot"?
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I don't care.
Just something positive.
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No sweat.
I'll take care of it.
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This is not nice yoghurt.
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It tastes really odd.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You got the wrong brand.
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I'm very sorry.
I'll be more careful next time.
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I'm only eating it
because I'm hungry.
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What's this?
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Oh, we got it yesterday.
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- For the chainsaw video?
- Yeah.
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If you don't like it,
we'll toss it out.
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No.
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It's not bad.
We'll keep it.
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Okay.
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Do you still need me tonight?
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No, you can go.
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OK.
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But are you okay otherwise?
I mean...
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Do you like this place?
Think you'll enjoy it?
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I don't know yet.
I'll tell you tomorrow.
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OK.
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I'll let you dine in peace.
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Get some rest.
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Are you on a break?
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No, she is.
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It's no holiday for me.
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There's so much to manage.
I'm answerable to everyone.
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It's hell.
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Do you think I'm here
just to fool around?
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-You could have done it from home.
It have made no difference.
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Impossible!
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You know how it is.
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I have to be on hand
to see everything with her.
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On the spot,
all the time.
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I have to keep her motivated.
She's said she wants to quit.
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So?
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If she wants to quit,
let her quit.
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So what would I do?
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Become unemployed?
Very funny.
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There are other things
you could do.
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After ten years, aren't you
tired of being under her thumb?
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Tired of making so much money?
No, sorry.
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We don't do anything together
anymore.
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You're always with her.
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"Magalie asked me this,
she wants me to be there."
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Magalie, Magalie, Magalie,
I'm sick of hearing it.
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You're with that crazy woman
more than your own children.
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You have a message
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Are you even listening to me?
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Something weird.
I'll call you back.
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What, again?
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An email to deal with
right away.
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I'll call you back, darling.
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Alright, bye.
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Are you asleep, Mag?
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Mag!
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Are you nuts?
What's wrong with you?
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- Sorry, it's most important...
- I don't care.
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Don't come whispering
into my room!
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Are you ill or something?
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I swear, it's serious.
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Get out of my room!
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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Oh, shit!
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Does the name "Herzog"
ring a bell?
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Patrick, tell what
was so important.
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Stop with the stupid riddles.
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Who is Herzog?
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Dimitri, the crane guy.
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He screwed up.
That idiot told his sister everything.
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His sister?
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He has a sister.
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Okay.
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- So what did he tell her?
- Everything!
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Everything.
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That's why she's contacting you.
She sent me a message.
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And she's a journalist.
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You realise what it means?
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No. What's the difference,
that he told her everything?
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Very well...
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Read it!
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Goodness me!
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Mistakes. It's poorly written!
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No matter...
You make them too.
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Please... just read all of it!
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It's blackmail.
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You don't say!
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Is that all?
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Well, she says she doesn't
want money.
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What does this bitch want?
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That's the problem...
Not to know what she wants.
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Did you contact her
before rousing me?
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Yes. She won't talk to me.
She'll only talk to you.
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Oh, no.
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No way!
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Hello, Simone.
I'm Magalie.
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You sent an email to Mr Balandras,
my personal assistant,
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about that piano accident.
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I didn't understand it all,
because of the bad grammar,
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but I'm agreeable to talk
about it in person.
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I'm in the mountains right now.
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In my new residence,
for I don't know how long.
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You can call me back
on this number, if you wish.
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Talk to you soon, I hope,
Mrs Simone.
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Goodbye.
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Bitch!
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You know what?
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You might be right
about the mistakes.
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Meaning?
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She might have meant the opposite.
She actually wants money.
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She's going to get her arse fucked.
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No, no, no. Don't joke about it.
This is serious.
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For all we know,
we could face life in prison.
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Keep that in mind.
It's serious!
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I'll keep it in mind,
but I'm going back to bed.
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Don't you understand?
Just stay calm, okay?
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And if she calls back,
what do we do?
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I'll call her back, Patrick.
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Just relax. Don't worry.
We'll handle it. Alright?
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Take a pill...
You're a bundle of nerves.
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They're asking why their father
isn't here, but apart from that...
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Can't you explain
that I'm away for work?
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To earn money for their clothes
and their food.
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They'll be thinking I'm some jerk
who's abandoning his family.
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They already know
that you're a jerk.
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Great, thanks. Very funny.
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No, they're fine. Relax.
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Mathieu's been kicked out
of the pony club. Otherwise, all's OK.
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Good. You know what
I think about that.
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It's not a boy-thing.
Sorry, but...
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Well...
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Look who's here.
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Hi.
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Oh, damn it!
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I didn't realise you had
such a neck brace.
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- Yeah.
Awful, my dear.
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No big deal, I'll survive.
Don't worry.
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She's tough, you know!
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Your chalet looks amazing.
Happy with it?
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Yes, well...
I don't feel at home yet.
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Oh, I could get used to it
in no time.
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How big is it? 300?
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You're lovely,
but we have an emergency.
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I'm going to have to borrow
your husband and hang up.
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Couldn't we just finish talking?
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The chalet is 500 square metres.
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Bye!
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Patrick, I know what she wants!
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That was awfully rude of you.
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No matter. You'll call her back.
Listen!
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I've been thinking and I know
what your journalist wants.
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Shall I tell you?
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Money. It's simple.
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No!
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She wants to sleep with me.
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- Excuse me?
- Yeah.
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I saw pictures of her online.
She's an ugly cow. Disgusting!
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That's got to be it. A poor fan
who wants a relationship with me.
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You hang up on my wife
to tell me this?
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Yes. I re-read her message.
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The words are badly put together.
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She's definitely psychotic
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So your reasoning is...
she writes badly,
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therefore, she wants
to sleep with you?
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Yes.
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She wants money.
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Everybody knows you're loaded.
She wants a piece of the pie.
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- Did you call her back?
- Ah... no.
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What is it?
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- What is it?
- I don't know.
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She's there.
Look, it's her!
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Oh, fuck! Hey, wow!
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See?! I'm not stupid.
I know!
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- What's she doing here?
- I don't know, but she's here.
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Go on, open it!
Open it!
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- Just a sec.
- Can we talk?
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- Open it.
- Please.
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- In a minute.
- Let's talk!
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Open it!
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Who are these idiots?
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The tall one followed me
this morning.
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He followed me
on his silly scooter.
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Without your balaclava?
You're crazy!
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Don't you call me crazy!
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You're asking for trouble.
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What do you want?
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Are you crazy or something?
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Get lost or I'll flatten you!
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This is private property.
Get out!
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We'll do as we want.
Who are you?
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Hey!
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- You clown!
- How embarrassing!
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You think it's funny?
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You little bitches!
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Yes?
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Good evening.
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Is that you, Simone?
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Yes.
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OK.
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So?
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Well, I...
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What do you want?
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It's hard. I'm intimidated.
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- Hey!
- What?
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Look. I'm sorry.
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Oh, should I call you back?
Are you not alone?
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No, it's nothing.
Just my dog.
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He just came into the room.
It's nothing at all.
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Go ahead.
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What do you want?
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Okay. So, firstly, be aware that
I've never blackmailed anyone before.
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This the first time.
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I'm quite honest.
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To tell you the truth,
I'm really uncomfortable.
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Oh...
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You poor dear.
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You're uncomfortable?
I'm so sorry!
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Are you taking the piss?
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No, no, I'm serious.
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You're being defensive,
but you'll realise
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that I have good intentions.
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It's a very mild form of blackmail,
very positive, I'm not...
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Stop with your nonsense
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about positive blackmail
and your crap explanations.
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Just tell me
what you want.
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Okay.
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Magalie, you don't want
the public or the media
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to find out what really happened
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the day of your accident
with the piano.
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Isn't that right?
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That's why I gave €500,000
to your idiot brother.
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So he would shut up.
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Yes, I know.
262
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I apologise for him...
he's very fragile.
263
00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:43,208
That accident traumatised him.
264
00:20:43,398 --> 00:20:47,587
He couldn't handle keeping
such a deep secret all to himself,
265
00:20:47,744 --> 00:20:50,250
so he needed to confide
in me, that's all.
266
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:53,502
But he's told nobody else,
I'm sure of that.
267
00:20:53,874 --> 00:20:56,676
He has no intention
of harming you.
268
00:20:56,903 --> 00:20:59,757
He's extremely appreciative
of your money....
269
00:21:00,023 --> 00:21:02,382
which has quite literally
changed his life.
270
00:21:02,601 --> 00:21:06,303
At the time he had great
personal financial problems...
271
00:21:06,451 --> 00:21:09,064
I don't care about
your stupid brother's problems.
272
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:11,606
Just spit it out...
What do you want?
273
00:21:12,931 --> 00:21:15,681
Forgive me,
I'm intimidated.
274
00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:18,832
Listen, Simone,
I'm going to save us some time.
275
00:21:19,757 --> 00:21:21,299
I know what you want.
276
00:21:21,804 --> 00:21:23,473
You want to meet me.
277
00:21:25,038 --> 00:21:26,871
Yes, that's true.
278
00:21:26,976 --> 00:21:28,101
I knew it!
279
00:21:28,307 --> 00:21:30,640
I felt it, actually,
I'm a genius.
280
00:21:30,924 --> 00:21:34,382
You want to meet me,
you want to sleep with me!
281
00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:35,555
Excuse me?
282
00:21:35,792 --> 00:21:37,250
I know, I'm desirable.
283
00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:40,083
Girls like me.
I've no problem with that.
284
00:21:40,234 --> 00:21:42,538
I get hit-on all the time.
285
00:21:42,833 --> 00:21:44,833
I'm good, I know it.
286
00:21:45,015 --> 00:21:48,465
You want to meet me
to have a relationship with me.
287
00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:52,551
No. I'm sorry if I led you
to believe something like that.
288
00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:53,500
No, no.
289
00:21:53,639 --> 00:21:57,014
You're pretty, I'm not saying you're not.
But you're completely wrong.
290
00:21:57,312 --> 00:22:01,022
I really want to meet you,
but for something completely different.
291
00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:03,875
Are you there?
292
00:22:04,292 --> 00:22:06,292
Yes!
I'm listening, yes.
293
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:09,647
So, you refuse to speak
to the media.
294
00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:12,955
You've never given
an interview to anyone
295
00:22:13,161 --> 00:22:14,536
in your entire life.
296
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,679
I'd like to be the first
to interview you.
297
00:22:19,167 --> 00:22:21,083
I've been doing this job for 25 years.
298
00:22:21,195 --> 00:22:23,069
I'm a true professional.
299
00:22:23,339 --> 00:22:28,172
I promise not to mention
your accident in my article.
300
00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:31,640
Look, here's what we'll do,
it'll be simpler.
301
00:22:31,862 --> 00:22:35,903
You give me your bank details
and we'll make a big, juicy transfer,
302
00:22:35,945 --> 00:22:37,444
like we did for your brother. 358
303
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:40,936
You shut your mouth
and forget about me forever.
304
00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:43,796
I didn't contact you on a whim.
305
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:47,653
It's a well-considered decision.
I won't change my mind.
306
00:22:48,042 --> 00:22:51,186
I'll either interview you
or report you to the police.
307
00:22:51,682 --> 00:22:52,983
Too bad for you.
308
00:22:53,348 --> 00:22:54,436
Fuck!
309
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:56,686
I won't back down.
310
00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:07,624
Okay, you win!
311
00:23:07,861 --> 00:23:09,163
You're quite a witch.
312
00:23:09,198 --> 00:23:11,905
I'll put you through to my assistant
to schedule an appointment.
313
00:23:16,292 --> 00:23:18,046
Patrick Balandras speaking.
314
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:20,417
I'm the one who received your email.
315
00:23:20,932 --> 00:23:23,421
You scored the first interview
with Magaloche.
316
00:23:23,854 --> 00:23:24,788
Congratulations!
317
00:23:49,741 --> 00:23:50,890
Are you ready?
318
00:23:51,871 --> 00:23:52,955
Shall we begin?
319
00:23:56,955 --> 00:23:59,374
First of all, thank you
for agreeing to it.
320
00:23:59,833 --> 00:24:02,667
I know you're making
a considerable effort,
321
00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:05,234
so thank you, so much.
322
00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:07,601
I'm extremely moved.
323
00:24:08,565 --> 00:24:10,741
And most of all,
truly honoured.
324
00:24:11,687 --> 00:24:14,819
You're angry, but I wanted
to say it anyway.
325
00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:26,554
There we are.
326
00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:27,949
It's recording.
327
00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:32,530
I'll start from the beginning.
328
00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:33,638
In order, that is.
329
00:24:34,343 --> 00:24:38,343
So, Magalie,
you were born on March 12, 1989,
330
00:24:38,757 --> 00:24:41,299
with an extremely rare disease,
331
00:24:41,450 --> 00:24:45,575
called congenital insensitivity
to pain.
332
00:24:49,687 --> 00:24:53,718
I was born with congenital
insensitivity to pain, yes.
333
00:24:54,792 --> 00:24:57,460
Everyone knows that already.
334
00:24:58,092 --> 00:24:59,388
I don't conceal it.
335
00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:02,292
Not everyone knows what it is.
336
00:25:02,332 --> 00:25:05,365
Could you explain it?
I'm interested.
337
00:25:05,835 --> 00:25:07,460
It's like being blind.
338
00:25:08,145 --> 00:25:10,136
Except that, instead of not seeing,
339
00:25:10,624 --> 00:25:12,132
you don't feel any physical pain.
340
00:25:12,590 --> 00:25:15,264
I wouldn't know how
to explain it otherwise.
341
00:25:16,417 --> 00:25:19,937
For a more precise definition,
ask a specialist.
342
00:25:20,211 --> 00:25:22,374
No, it's very clear, thank you.
343
00:25:22,609 --> 00:25:24,042
You put it nicely.
344
00:25:25,542 --> 00:25:28,194
Magalie, another thing,
that's not well-known...
345
00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:32,460
The date of your birth, 29-3-89...
346
00:25:33,038 --> 00:25:38,944
It's the day the internet became
accessible to the public.
347
00:25:39,833 --> 00:25:43,030
Did you know that you were born
on the same day as the internet?
348
00:25:44,591 --> 00:25:45,304
No.
349
00:25:46,489 --> 00:25:49,241
That's incredible!
I assumed you'd know.
350
00:25:49,612 --> 00:25:51,897
I'll be teaching you some things.
351
00:25:52,487 --> 00:25:53,112
No.
352
00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:55,963
No, impossible.
353
00:25:56,491 --> 00:25:57,324
Okay.
354
00:25:57,958 --> 00:26:01,000
What does this information
you've discovered, evoke for you?
355
00:26:01,104 --> 00:26:01,960
Tell me.
356
00:26:02,417 --> 00:26:05,007
The internet is a computer-tool.
357
00:26:05,278 --> 00:26:07,028
I'm a human being.
358
00:26:07,948 --> 00:26:09,421
I don't see the connection.
359
00:26:09,698 --> 00:26:13,554
You were born on the same day
as the tool that made you a star.
360
00:26:13,741 --> 00:26:15,718
Quite astonishing
don't you think?!
361
00:26:18,323 --> 00:26:21,655
Where does this unbearable way
of speaking come from?
362
00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:25,583
- Excuse me?
- "Quite astonishing, don't you think?"
363
00:26:26,262 --> 00:26:28,225
Seriously, where does it come from?
364
00:26:29,003 --> 00:26:30,303
From a chateau?
365
00:26:30,868 --> 00:26:32,716
I don't live in a chateau, no.
366
00:26:32,975 --> 00:26:36,575
Well, you talk like a duchess,
yet don't know how to write an email.
367
00:26:36,815 --> 00:26:39,799
I'm using recording-voice,
that's why.
368
00:26:39,958 --> 00:26:42,083
It's not interesting
to talk about me.
369
00:26:42,195 --> 00:26:44,778
Indeed, it absolutely isn't.
370
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,746
I won't hide the fact that this
interview is already very painful.
371
00:26:48,890 --> 00:26:52,913
With the way you talk, I feel like
I'm taking an exam at school.
372
00:26:54,398 --> 00:26:56,905
I honestly don't know
if I'm going to last.
373
00:26:58,655 --> 00:26:59,850
It's irritating me.
374
00:26:59,937 --> 00:27:01,663
How much longer will this take?
375
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,913
I don't know, 2 hours.
Something like that.
376
00:27:05,222 --> 00:27:06,180
Two hours?
377
00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:09,507
But... are you crazy or something?
378
00:27:09,660 --> 00:27:11,443
What are we going
to talk about for 2 hours?
379
00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:15,667
Magalie, you can drop your guard.
I'm not here to bother you.
380
00:27:15,944 --> 00:27:19,069
I simply want to chat...
create a nice portrait.
381
00:27:19,226 --> 00:27:20,749
Without any bad intentions.
382
00:27:21,417 --> 00:27:24,083
I'm a kind person...
I mean you no harm.
383
00:27:24,458 --> 00:27:26,687
Kind?
Yet you blackmail me.
384
00:27:27,175 --> 00:27:28,591
Don't forget that.
385
00:27:31,130 --> 00:27:32,162
Excuse me, sorry
386
00:27:32,257 --> 00:27:34,152
Sorry to interrupt
for just a moment.
387
00:27:34,176 --> 00:27:35,413
Can you come, please?
388
00:27:35,971 --> 00:27:36,929
Why?
389
00:27:37,167 --> 00:27:38,007
Just come.
390
00:27:41,239 --> 00:27:42,312
What are you doing?
391
00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:43,286
Nothing.
392
00:27:43,809 --> 00:27:45,484
She's got us by the balls!
393
00:27:46,023 --> 00:27:48,481
Stop being difficult...
play along!
394
00:27:48,624 --> 00:27:51,124
What? By being here,
I'm already playing along.
395
00:27:51,292 --> 00:27:52,333
No, no.
396
00:27:52,468 --> 00:27:55,975
You need to be more cooperative.
This is starting very badly.
397
00:27:56,479 --> 00:27:57,991
Didn't you hear her?
398
00:27:58,167 --> 00:27:59,000
But...
399
00:27:59,167 --> 00:28:01,155
I want to gouge
that bitch's eyes out!
400
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,476
But why care?
401
00:28:03,804 --> 00:28:05,663
You're playing with fire.
Think about prison.
402
00:28:06,430 --> 00:28:08,159
Get a grip of yourself,
for fuck's sake.
403
00:28:08,362 --> 00:28:10,312
- Okay?
- Okay, okay.
404
00:28:11,042 --> 00:28:12,875
- I'll get a grip.
- Please.
405
00:28:12,971 --> 00:28:13,887
Thank you!
406
00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:22,609
My assistant has kindly offered
to go and get something to eat.
407
00:28:23,208 --> 00:28:24,866
Do you want anything?
408
00:28:25,964 --> 00:28:28,255
Thanks, no...
I don't need anything.
409
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,468
Okay. It'll just be for me.
410
00:28:30,570 --> 00:28:32,288
The usual, sweetheart,
you're a doll.
411
00:28:33,042 --> 00:28:35,015
Be quick. I'm starving.
412
00:28:37,418 --> 00:28:39,718
So, let's go...
I'm ready.
413
00:28:40,542 --> 00:28:41,749
I'll play along.
414
00:28:42,711 --> 00:28:44,538
I'm ready.
I'm listening.
415
00:28:45,211 --> 00:28:46,280
A problem?
416
00:28:46,484 --> 00:28:48,312
No, none at all, Simone.
417
00:28:48,648 --> 00:28:50,792
I'm delighted to be
doing this interview.
418
00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:52,979
And I find your way of speaking...
419
00:28:53,074 --> 00:28:54,218
very exotic.
420
00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:56,257
You don't have to.
421
00:28:56,437 --> 00:28:57,812
Yes. I know I do.
422
00:28:59,010 --> 00:29:00,092
But let's get started.
423
00:29:00,117 --> 00:29:00,950
Okay.
424
00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:02,502
I'll continue.
425
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:07,875
So, Magalie, you were born
on the same day as this tool
426
00:29:08,042 --> 00:29:10,208
that made you a global star.
427
00:29:10,848 --> 00:29:11,900
That's right.
428
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:14,900
How did you discover this tool?
429
00:29:18,833 --> 00:29:22,458
It happened in the year
that I was... 14 years old.
430
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:24,375
Yes.
431
00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:26,012
14 years old, that's right.
432
00:29:27,208 --> 00:29:30,596
That's a real question.
Could you elaborate a little?
433
00:29:30,706 --> 00:29:32,417
But I was about to.
434
00:29:32,536 --> 00:29:34,362
I just need to remember.
435
00:29:34,617 --> 00:29:37,135
Sorry, I'm just eager
to know more.
436
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,244
I'll be quiet.
437
00:29:38,952 --> 00:29:39,827
Go ahead.
438
00:29:46,825 --> 00:29:48,588
We were with my father
in the living room.
439
00:29:48,667 --> 00:29:51,471
We were watching TV
waiting for my mother.
440
00:29:52,236 --> 00:29:55,542
We'd just finished watching
a crappy Western.
441
00:29:56,299 --> 00:29:58,737
And while flipping
through several cable channels...
442
00:29:59,458 --> 00:30:02,206
Well, we stumbled
upon an adult show.
443
00:30:02,614 --> 00:30:03,659
And we watched it.
444
00:31:08,765 --> 00:31:11,366
I didn't immediately understand
what I was looking at.
445
00:31:12,332 --> 00:31:14,666
But I remember feeling
446
00:31:14,911 --> 00:31:17,495
a terrible frustration
in front of these images.
447
00:31:18,317 --> 00:31:20,276
I was jealous of those guys.
448
00:31:21,292 --> 00:31:22,542
Very jealous.
449
00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:50,792
Hi, I'm Magalie Moreau.
450
00:31:50,958 --> 00:31:53,223
Today,
I'm testing a car battery.
451
00:32:14,851 --> 00:32:16,268
Dad!
452
00:32:19,792 --> 00:32:22,304
The next day,
my parents lectured me.
453
00:32:23,335 --> 00:32:24,908
She scolded me.
I got a real earful.
454
00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:25,958
... a little bit!
455
00:32:27,804 --> 00:32:29,538
And of course,
I was punished.
456
00:32:31,167 --> 00:32:34,562
Later, my father was in front
of his PC, as always.
457
00:32:36,921 --> 00:32:40,004
I'm Magalie Moreau. Today,
I'm testing a car battery.
458
00:32:50,042 --> 00:32:52,417
He laughs.
459
00:32:55,458 --> 00:32:59,083
He sent my video
to all his office colleagues
460
00:32:59,226 --> 00:33:00,449
to make them laugh.
461
00:33:05,375 --> 00:33:07,583
Then it all spiralled
out of control.
462
00:33:07,922 --> 00:33:12,792
His colleagues started
to share the file with other people.
463
00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:14,167
As a joke.
464
00:33:15,023 --> 00:33:16,648
It spread very quickly.
465
00:33:19,081 --> 00:33:21,581
In a few weeks,
it was a classic.
466
00:33:21,761 --> 00:33:24,345
The video was circulating
everywhere.
467
00:33:24,512 --> 00:33:27,027
We even made it
onto the TV news.
468
00:33:28,699 --> 00:33:30,247
It made everyone laugh.
469
00:33:32,606 --> 00:33:35,200
There was almost nothing
online at the time.
470
00:33:36,484 --> 00:33:37,848
Nothing like today.
471
00:33:38,395 --> 00:33:39,812
It was the very beginning.
472
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,286
I was ahead of my time,
you could say.
473
00:33:46,338 --> 00:33:48,088
There you go.
474
00:33:49,541 --> 00:33:51,622
People recognised me
in the street.
475
00:33:53,028 --> 00:33:56,957
I became a sort of sideshow
attraction at my school.
476
00:34:00,198 --> 00:34:01,450
That's incredible!
477
00:34:05,254 --> 00:34:06,676
It feels weird
478
00:34:07,028 --> 00:34:08,980
to say all this out loud.
479
00:34:09,341 --> 00:34:11,692
When I think about it,
it's in my head.
480
00:34:13,126 --> 00:34:15,714
But I never think about it,
because it annoys me.
481
00:34:16,347 --> 00:34:18,208
Bad memories don't bother me.
482
00:34:20,187 --> 00:34:23,542
Before we resume the timeline...
483
00:34:23,708 --> 00:34:26,418
I'd like to clarify something
that intrigues me.
484
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:30,051
I hope this isn't too intrusive,
but I was wondering...
485
00:34:30,747 --> 00:34:33,817
We never see you without
the dental appliance you wear.
486
00:34:35,841 --> 00:34:36,800
So?
487
00:34:37,583 --> 00:34:40,747
Well... is it a tribute
to that first video?
488
00:34:40,809 --> 00:34:42,226
Is there another reason?
489
00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:49,086
I have a serious gum deformity.
490
00:34:50,667 --> 00:34:52,358
I have to wear this thing for life.
491
00:34:53,299 --> 00:34:56,576
If I take it off, I'll lose my teeth
in a fortnight.
492
00:34:57,417 --> 00:34:58,583
I'm so sorry!
493
00:35:00,437 --> 00:35:01,443
I'm kidding.
494
00:35:01,584 --> 00:35:03,084
It's for the look.
495
00:35:03,252 --> 00:35:05,502
At first, it was so people
would recognise me.
496
00:35:06,734 --> 00:35:08,442
And then after, well...
497
00:35:08,879 --> 00:35:10,561
It became a stage costume.
498
00:35:11,092 --> 00:35:12,929
Something easy to identify.
499
00:35:13,167 --> 00:35:17,147
"That's the girl who makes videos
with her braces."
500
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,483
That's what I was thinking...
You don't need them.
501
00:35:21,065 --> 00:35:22,815
You have perfect teeth.
502
00:35:23,335 --> 00:35:24,702
Thank you, that's kind.
503
00:35:25,022 --> 00:35:26,897
And a very pretty smile,
by the way.
504
00:35:27,211 --> 00:35:29,077
One that's not seen very often.
505
00:35:32,183 --> 00:35:34,683
You didn't organise all this...
506
00:35:35,125 --> 00:35:36,340
just to hit on me, did you?
507
00:35:36,613 --> 00:35:38,285
Just like I imagined.
508
00:35:38,452 --> 00:35:40,949
No, it was no more than
a simple observation.
509
00:36:21,403 --> 00:36:22,445
There you are.
510
00:36:22,635 --> 00:36:23,551
Thank you.
511
00:36:25,619 --> 00:36:27,785
All OK?
Everything as you wanted?
512
00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:31,500
She's starting to open up a bit.
It's exciting. Thank you.
513
00:36:33,978 --> 00:36:36,811
I'll let you get back to work.
I'll be here.
514
00:36:40,073 --> 00:36:42,453
"She's starting
to open up a bit?"
515
00:36:42,945 --> 00:36:44,796
It sounds like you're talking
about a mussel.
516
00:36:45,182 --> 00:36:46,640
No, it's an expression.
517
00:36:47,114 --> 00:36:50,489
I know, you're not a mussel.
I'd never think that.
518
00:36:50,703 --> 00:36:52,620
I know it's an expression. 617
519
00:36:52,770 --> 00:36:54,585
And I know I'm not a mussel.
520
00:36:55,140 --> 00:36:58,140
But thank you for explaining
it to me, teacher.
521
00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:01,715
Should we take a break
for your lunch?
522
00:37:01,754 --> 00:37:03,225
No, I'm not hungry.
523
00:37:04,495 --> 00:37:06,147
Let's go on...
and finish this.
524
00:37:08,362 --> 00:37:10,054
Alright. So...
525
00:37:12,789 --> 00:37:16,492
People are starting to recognise you
on the street because of this video.
526
00:37:17,130 --> 00:37:18,539
You're 14 years old.
527
00:37:18,839 --> 00:37:20,539
What happened at that point?
528
00:37:20,908 --> 00:37:22,908
What happened at that point?
529
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:28,542
I started making other videos,
of course.
530
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:35,181
Hi. I'm Magalie Moreau.
Today, I'm testing the hammer.
531
00:37:46,112 --> 00:37:47,991
Hi, I'm Magalie Moreau.
532
00:37:48,077 --> 00:37:50,452
Today, I'm testing the ice pick.
533
00:37:57,972 --> 00:37:59,570
I'm Magalie Moreau.
534
00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:01,617
Today, I'm testing boiling water.
535
00:38:04,333 --> 00:38:06,917
I kept this a secret
for a long time.
536
00:38:09,083 --> 00:38:11,226
Magalie... What are you doing?
537
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,417
What are you doing?
538
00:38:15,583 --> 00:38:16,542
Nothing.
539
00:38:17,875 --> 00:38:21,546
I used to say I was clumsy...
to explain the marks and injuries.
540
00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:55,079
Hi.
541
00:38:55,104 --> 00:38:56,043
Hey!
542
00:38:56,773 --> 00:38:58,387
Why don't you
go out anymore?
543
00:38:58,438 --> 00:38:59,813
Because of your illness?
544
00:39:00,262 --> 00:39:01,176
No.
545
00:39:01,675 --> 00:39:03,050
So, why?
546
00:39:03,335 --> 00:39:05,462
I'm taking care of myself.
That's all.
547
00:39:05,764 --> 00:39:07,319
My parents say you're crazy.
548
00:39:08,570 --> 00:39:10,952
Hey! Sorry to bother you.
549
00:39:11,253 --> 00:39:12,867
Seriously, I'm sorry.
550
00:39:13,179 --> 00:39:16,054
I'm a big fan of yours.
I know all your videos.
551
00:39:16,237 --> 00:39:17,624
My brother too.
552
00:39:18,015 --> 00:39:21,374
- We just want to take a photo.
- A photo each.
553
00:39:21,492 --> 00:39:22,867
- We're good.
- Yeah!
554
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,418
It'll only take a minute.
And we'll leave. Promise.
555
00:39:25,511 --> 00:39:26,477
Patrick!
556
00:39:26,583 --> 00:39:28,511
Oh, no!
She's calling that guy.
557
00:39:28,535 --> 00:39:29,140
No, hey!
558
00:39:29,228 --> 00:39:32,478
Don't call your bodyguard.
We're not bad! It's OK!
559
00:39:32,917 --> 00:39:34,042
Patrick!
560
00:39:34,312 --> 00:39:35,250
What?
561
00:39:35,335 --> 00:39:37,132
We're just taking a photo.
562
00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:39,195
It's my break.
What are you yelling about?
563
00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:41,070
The two gypsies are here.
564
00:39:44,903 --> 00:39:46,750
Is that all you have to do?
565
00:39:46,828 --> 00:39:49,507
She's recovering.
She needs rest.
566
00:39:49,532 --> 00:39:52,095
Leave her alone.
Respect others!
567
00:39:52,150 --> 00:39:55,718
Shut up, we're free!
We just want a photo!
568
00:39:55,807 --> 00:39:57,054
We're not doing anything wrong!
569
00:39:57,109 --> 00:39:58,359
You're pestering her.
570
00:39:58,515 --> 00:40:01,557
- Then she shouldn't be famous.
- Don't say that!
571
00:40:09,635 --> 00:40:11,426
Hi. I'm Magalie Moreau.
572
00:40:11,538 --> 00:40:14,080
Today, I'm testing
the sewing machine.
573
00:40:22,083 --> 00:40:25,151
What were you doing
with all these little videos?
574
00:40:26,229 --> 00:40:27,812
Did you sometimes screen them?
575
00:40:27,877 --> 00:40:30,635
or was the pleasure
in the making of them?
576
00:40:32,552 --> 00:40:34,518
I kept them
in a shoe-box.
577
00:40:35,262 --> 00:40:37,429
And once a scene was filmed,
578
00:40:37,713 --> 00:40:39,190
I wasn't interested
in it anymore.
579
00:40:39,849 --> 00:40:43,627
Like today. The images
I film have no value.
580
00:40:44,226 --> 00:40:46,018
Well, that's debatable.
581
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:49,042
You've built an empire
with them.
582
00:40:49,886 --> 00:40:51,886
I meant sentimental value.
583
00:40:52,433 --> 00:40:55,815
Let's talk about commercial value.
I was coming to that.
584
00:40:56,682 --> 00:40:59,190
How did the process
of professionalisation happen?
585
00:40:59,536 --> 00:41:01,674
How did you move
to the next level?
586
00:41:02,197 --> 00:41:03,839
Professionalisation?
587
00:41:05,515 --> 00:41:08,640
How do you manage
to use such annoying words?
588
00:41:08,999 --> 00:41:10,922
So, how did you move
589
00:41:10,946 --> 00:41:15,261
from the little girl who secretly
stored her videos in shoe-boxes...
590
00:41:15,632 --> 00:41:19,324
to the rich and famous young woman
you are today?
591
00:41:20,437 --> 00:41:22,354
Madam Duchess,
I'll keep it short...
592
00:41:22,496 --> 00:41:25,605
Because I feel it's starting
to get on my nerves.
593
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,608
At 16, I became a young adult.
594
00:41:28,917 --> 00:41:31,910
A distant uncle gave me
a smartphone for Christmas.
595
00:41:32,406 --> 00:41:34,324
Camera, internet connection.
596
00:41:34,417 --> 00:41:38,956
Then I signed up on all the forums,
the platforms, the networks.
597
00:41:39,197 --> 00:41:41,424
I invented this awesome username,
598
00:41:41,583 --> 00:41:43,833
which you already know.
Magaloche. [My French Kiss}
599
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,502
No need to explain why.
600
00:41:48,198 --> 00:41:49,377
So there! Great!
601
00:41:49,465 --> 00:41:52,900
From that point on,
I started making lots of videos.
602
00:41:53,458 --> 00:41:55,167
You know the rest.
603
00:41:55,263 --> 00:41:57,930
30 views, 500 views,
100 million views.
604
00:41:58,112 --> 00:42:02,612
Algorithms, monetisation, sponsors,
blah blah blah, all that crap.
605
00:42:02,762 --> 00:42:06,448
From then on, I started earning
much more than my parents.
606
00:42:08,174 --> 00:42:11,083
They kicked me out of the house
because I was insolent.
607
00:42:11,257 --> 00:42:14,861
And I moved into a house
that was grander than theirs.
608
00:42:15,348 --> 00:42:17,987
And I started making
videos all day long.
609
00:42:19,218 --> 00:42:20,301
So that was it.
610
00:42:20,546 --> 00:42:23,004
I think we've covered everything.
I've said it all.
611
00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:26,625
We can stop now. Is that okay?
Got what you want?
612
00:42:26,973 --> 00:42:29,663
Well, no. We're not going to stop
when things are going so well.
613
00:42:29,799 --> 00:42:32,190
We're at where
it gets interesting.
614
00:42:33,379 --> 00:42:34,296
Excuse me?
615
00:42:35,059 --> 00:42:37,869
Perhaps it's time
for lunch break?
616
00:42:39,656 --> 00:42:41,768
Whatever you want.
Me, I...
617
00:42:42,286 --> 00:42:43,573
Anything's fine with me.
618
00:42:47,921 --> 00:42:49,072
It's funny...
619
00:42:49,667 --> 00:42:52,565
I always imagined
that journalists were ugly.
620
00:42:53,792 --> 00:42:55,502
She's not bad.
621
00:42:55,570 --> 00:42:57,333
Are you kidding?
She's awful.
622
00:42:57,750 --> 00:42:58,708
A witch!
623
00:42:59,315 --> 00:43:00,273
Yeah...
624
00:43:00,519 --> 00:43:02,807
The whole world is going
to read her article.
625
00:43:03,182 --> 00:43:05,448
That bitch will become famous,
thanks to me.
626
00:43:05,957 --> 00:43:07,479
It pisses me off.
627
00:43:11,667 --> 00:43:13,083
- Watch out.
- That's it!
628
00:43:13,250 --> 00:43:14,500
OK.
It's good.
629
00:43:15,208 --> 00:43:16,333
It's good.
630
00:43:28,208 --> 00:43:29,708
Hi, it's Magaloche.
631
00:43:29,780 --> 00:43:32,905
I'm testing the baseball bat
at high speed, my darlings.
632
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,203
Here we go!
633
00:43:36,289 --> 00:43:37,122
Go.
634
00:43:51,136 --> 00:43:53,021
There you go.
Subscribe, bye!
635
00:43:53,375 --> 00:43:54,498
Hi, it's Magaloche.
636
00:43:54,609 --> 00:43:57,084
Today, I'm testing
the monster truck for you.
637
00:44:01,380 --> 00:44:03,256
Here we are.
Let's go!
638
00:44:12,918 --> 00:44:14,217
There you go.
639
00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:17,167
Don't forget to subscribe.
Kisses, bye!
640
00:44:17,333 --> 00:44:18,500
It's Magaloche.
641
00:44:18,643 --> 00:44:20,904
Today I'm testing
the washing machine.
642
00:44:23,245 --> 00:44:24,161
Go ahead.
643
00:44:29,171 --> 00:44:30,201
There you go.
644
00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:32,912
Don't forget to subscribe.
Kisses, bye!
645
00:44:44,379 --> 00:44:45,421
Hey!
646
00:44:46,353 --> 00:44:49,981
A video is on tonight at midnight.
Don't forget to watch it!
647
00:44:54,772 --> 00:44:57,014
There's something that has
intrigued me a lot.
648
00:44:58,359 --> 00:45:01,420
You've adopted an extravagant
standard of living,
649
00:45:01,583 --> 00:45:04,500
very quickly, thanks to
the success of your videos.
650
00:45:05,067 --> 00:45:08,026
You own several properties
around the world.
651
00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:12,857
You supposedly bought an island
in Polynesia when you turned 25.
652
00:45:13,582 --> 00:45:15,478
I don't know if that's true.
653
00:45:15,503 --> 00:45:18,232
What matters to me is understanding
654
00:45:18,537 --> 00:45:21,912
why you continued to exploit yourself,
since you no longer needed to.
655
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:27,000
Is it simply a basic
addiction to money?
656
00:45:32,982 --> 00:45:35,255
No, I've never had any ideas
of stopping.
657
00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:39,387
According to the statistics
available online,
658
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:42,225
you've posted more than
2,000 videos in total.
659
00:45:42,583 --> 00:45:44,053
Which is colossal.
660
00:45:45,792 --> 00:45:46,998
Do you confirm that?
661
00:45:47,292 --> 00:45:49,592
I don't know.
I haven't counted.
662
00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:52,295
My videos never exceed 10 seconds.
663
00:45:53,057 --> 00:45:56,326
So, if your statistics are correct,
that would be...
664
00:45:57,664 --> 00:45:59,397
20,000 seconds of footage.
665
00:46:00,129 --> 00:46:02,045
In 15 years, that's not...
666
00:46:02,723 --> 00:46:04,490
it's not crazy, it's okay.
667
00:46:06,334 --> 00:46:08,692
Yes, seen that way, indeed.
668
00:46:09,667 --> 00:46:12,646
For me, this number of videos
tells another story.
669
00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:16,458
I can't help but think
about your body.
670
00:46:16,999 --> 00:46:19,666
Excuse me?
You're thinking about my body now?
671
00:46:20,201 --> 00:46:22,590
You've intentionally injured yourself
672
00:46:22,614 --> 00:46:24,370
more than 2,000 times
in front of a camera.
673
00:46:24,965 --> 00:46:27,814
Severely. All of this
for the sole purpose
674
00:46:27,893 --> 00:46:30,963
of creating short content
for social media.
675
00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:32,375
So what?
676
00:46:32,918 --> 00:46:35,885
Haven't you ever felt
worn out or sick of it?
677
00:46:37,958 --> 00:46:40,182
Postmen deliver the mail
every day.
678
00:46:40,504 --> 00:46:44,323
Hi, it's Magaloche.
Today, I'm testing fire for you.
679
00:46:50,547 --> 00:46:52,130
And here we go, let's go.
680
00:46:53,197 --> 00:46:55,120
We all do the same job
our whole lives.
681
00:46:57,167 --> 00:47:00,625
Over time, you could have
questioned yourself.
682
00:47:01,002 --> 00:47:05,002
Have you never wondered
about the usefulness...
683
00:47:05,458 --> 00:47:06,499
Forgive me...
684
00:47:06,667 --> 00:47:09,023
the very relative usefulness
of this activity?
685
00:47:10,284 --> 00:47:13,531
- Your job is more useful, right?
- Not at all.
686
00:47:13,808 --> 00:47:15,390
I have doubts every day.
687
00:47:15,878 --> 00:47:17,976
I don't know if people
will read me.
688
00:47:18,383 --> 00:47:21,841
Or if I'm offering anything
beneficial to society.
689
00:47:22,023 --> 00:47:22,773
Yes.
690
00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:26,034
I have rent to pay every month
691
00:47:26,812 --> 00:47:30,335
and I support my mother,
who is very ill.
692
00:47:30,458 --> 00:47:33,125
I have no other choice.
Whereas you...
693
00:47:33,292 --> 00:47:35,265
Oh, my poor dear!
694
00:47:36,245 --> 00:47:37,495
Life is hard.
695
00:47:38,645 --> 00:47:42,124
For you, it's not the same,
as I see it.
696
00:47:42,663 --> 00:47:44,827
And we're here
to talk about you.
697
00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:47,987
Not about me.
Nobody cares about me.
698
00:47:48,565 --> 00:47:49,773
That's true.
699
00:47:50,859 --> 00:47:53,484
Why do you keep
mistreating yourself
700
00:47:53,557 --> 00:47:56,436
when you've been free
to stop for so long?
701
00:48:01,226 --> 00:48:02,898
Does your sick mother know
702
00:48:03,085 --> 00:48:06,390
her daughter is blackmailing an artist
to boost her own career?
703
00:48:07,549 --> 00:48:08,965
Have you told her that?
704
00:48:10,659 --> 00:48:12,575
Now that's very interesting.
705
00:48:13,155 --> 00:48:15,062
You consider yourself an artist.
706
00:48:16,457 --> 00:48:19,234
I'm going to ignore the rest
and focus on that.
707
00:48:19,435 --> 00:48:20,841
Is it for the love of art
708
00:48:20,909 --> 00:48:22,480
that you continue
to mutilate yourself?
709
00:48:22,504 --> 00:48:23,242
No.
710
00:48:23,330 --> 00:48:24,663
I use the word "artist,"
711
00:48:25,042 --> 00:48:28,625
because my activity
requires no effort from me.
712
00:48:29,484 --> 00:48:31,500
Why do you continue, then?
713
00:48:31,675 --> 00:48:34,070
There's no mutilation.
My body's fine.
714
00:48:35,583 --> 00:48:37,796
Nature is well-designed...
It repairs itself perfectly.
715
00:48:39,062 --> 00:48:40,515
Answer my question.
716
00:48:40,770 --> 00:48:42,520
"Answer my question."?
717
00:48:43,875 --> 00:48:45,765
"Answer my question!"
718
00:48:47,708 --> 00:48:51,632
What makes you keep going?
You don't need the money.
719
00:48:52,088 --> 00:48:53,968
"Answer my question."
720
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:57,578
I'm starting to get fed up.
721
00:49:00,023 --> 00:49:01,773
You could stop it all.
722
00:49:02,512 --> 00:49:05,476
Live a normal life.
Why do you continue?
723
00:49:05,670 --> 00:49:07,975
- Oh, yes!
- I'd like to understand. Answer me!
724
00:49:10,750 --> 00:49:13,898
Maybe I do it
because I hate myself.
725
00:49:14,692 --> 00:49:16,226
And I want to kill myself.
726
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,025
That'd make a great headline
for the article.
727
00:49:21,932 --> 00:49:23,671
People will want to click on it.
728
00:49:23,932 --> 00:49:25,932
I don't write that kind of article.
729
00:49:26,059 --> 00:49:27,210
I'm doing very well.
730
00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:28,765
I love myself.
731
00:49:29,492 --> 00:49:31,325
I saw a therapist
for three years.
732
00:49:31,547 --> 00:49:33,297
I've sorted out all that crap.
733
00:49:34,167 --> 00:49:37,406
Sorry, you're too late.
There's nothing to find here.
734
00:49:37,833 --> 00:49:40,234
I don't even understand
what you're looking for.
735
00:49:40,510 --> 00:49:42,468
It's almost philosophical.
736
00:49:42,635 --> 00:49:44,679
I want to know
what makes you tick.
737
00:49:44,750 --> 00:49:47,417
I'm interested in it,
and readers will be interested too.
738
00:49:48,461 --> 00:49:50,086
The readers don't care.
739
00:49:50,308 --> 00:49:51,999
No, I disagree.
740
00:49:53,125 --> 00:49:55,125
You know our society?
741
00:49:56,477 --> 00:49:58,765
People will read it,
sitting on the toilet.
742
00:49:58,883 --> 00:50:01,453
They'll have forgotten it
by the time they flush.
743
00:50:02,250 --> 00:50:05,820
You don't need money anymore.
Why do you keep going?
744
00:50:06,208 --> 00:50:08,507
How many times
are you going to ask that?
745
00:50:08,746 --> 00:50:10,455
I was on a train for 12 hours.
746
00:50:10,708 --> 00:50:13,484
I'd like to find some substance
to our conversation.
747
00:50:13,807 --> 00:50:16,723
You could have easily
avoided the trip.
748
00:50:17,507 --> 00:50:20,632
And made a ton of money,
instead of coming here
749
00:50:20,657 --> 00:50:22,687
to ask me the same question
40 times.
750
00:50:22,956 --> 00:50:25,039
It's a fundamental question.
751
00:50:25,432 --> 00:50:27,675
Make an effort,
try to answer it.
752
00:50:27,820 --> 00:50:29,476
Why do you keep going?
753
00:50:29,601 --> 00:50:32,390
Who knows if I'll continue?
You know nothing.
754
00:50:33,625 --> 00:50:35,083
Even if you stop tomorrow,
755
00:50:35,250 --> 00:50:39,937
tell me what motivated you to make
all those videos all those years.
756
00:50:40,031 --> 00:50:42,250
Answer me and I'll leave you alone.
757
00:50:42,276 --> 00:50:43,531
I promise.
758
00:50:43,859 --> 00:50:45,531
What if there was no reason?
759
00:50:46,037 --> 00:50:48,467
There must be a reason.
There's always a reason.
760
00:50:48,695 --> 00:50:51,226
No, "Madame Rational",
sometimes there isn't one.
761
00:50:51,734 --> 00:50:55,117
Do you know that the universe is
mostly composed of empty space?
762
00:50:57,969 --> 00:50:59,546
There's no reason for that.
763
00:50:59,766 --> 00:51:01,867
I can quote you
many other examples.
764
00:51:04,573 --> 00:51:06,156
Why are you resisting?
765
00:51:07,140 --> 00:51:10,179
Does it bother you a lot, to open up?
Is it so difficult?
766
00:51:10,348 --> 00:51:13,710
Yes, relatively difficult.
I tell you but you don't listen.
767
00:51:14,312 --> 00:51:17,117
I've don't think I've ever spent
such a boring moment as this!
768
00:51:18,035 --> 00:51:19,717
It's a shame
not to get past this.
769
00:51:19,799 --> 00:51:23,014
Use this moment to your advantage,
instead of just enduring it.
770
00:51:26,966 --> 00:51:30,632
You're afraid of any question
which forces you to face the truth.
771
00:51:32,792 --> 00:51:34,625
I'm not afraid for a second!
772
00:51:35,231 --> 00:51:36,648
Your question is pointless.
773
00:51:36,846 --> 00:51:38,585
Just like you
and the job you do.
774
00:51:39,305 --> 00:51:43,256
Your questions are pointless...
like your face, and your sick mother.
775
00:51:43,476 --> 00:51:46,054
You should let her die
in her hospital bed.
776
00:51:46,489 --> 00:51:49,273
Go to hell!
I mean that!
777
00:51:49,628 --> 00:51:51,615
Do you understand,
or should I elaborate?
778
00:51:51,679 --> 00:51:52,882
Very well.
779
00:51:56,937 --> 00:51:57,835
Fine.
780
00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:02,375
I know why
I don't do interviews.
781
00:52:02,445 --> 00:52:04,023
It's unbearable.
782
00:52:04,541 --> 00:52:06,952
No, you're the one
who's unbearable.
783
00:52:07,468 --> 00:52:09,429
I wish you good luck
for the future.
784
00:52:10,457 --> 00:52:11,523
I tried.
785
00:52:12,121 --> 00:52:14,830
I answered every question
except one.
786
00:52:15,012 --> 00:52:17,304
- That's it, we're even!
- No, that's no good.
787
00:52:17,875 --> 00:52:20,265
You didn't play fair.
I'm sorry for you.
788
00:52:23,145 --> 00:52:25,354
Scram, you witch!
789
00:52:35,874 --> 00:52:38,221
You're not about
to lecture me, are you?
790
00:52:38,754 --> 00:52:42,421
Any idiot can answer
stupid questions.
791
00:52:42,674 --> 00:52:45,715
Why is it so complicated?
Why are you so complicated?
792
00:52:45,890 --> 00:52:48,640
I don't want to spend a lot of time
talking about myself.
793
00:52:48,792 --> 00:52:50,820
Nor delve into my rotten soul...
794
00:52:51,039 --> 00:52:53,195
...to understand things
I don't want to understand.
795
00:52:53,601 --> 00:52:54,643
It bugs me.
796
00:52:54,872 --> 00:52:57,070
Alright. Great.
It pisses you off.
797
00:52:57,167 --> 00:52:59,417
I don't know why
I'm doing all this.
798
00:52:59,583 --> 00:53:01,554
I don't know
and I don't care!
799
00:53:02,286 --> 00:53:03,992
- You'd rather go to jail?
- Yeah!
800
00:53:04,815 --> 00:53:06,042
I don't give a damn.
801
00:53:06,137 --> 00:53:07,245
Let's get out of here!
802
00:53:09,757 --> 00:53:11,978
I don't know how to open it,
you big oaf!
803
00:53:17,371 --> 00:53:19,139
I should never have agreed.
804
00:53:19,311 --> 00:53:22,506
You're the one who was afraid
of that miserable bitch.
805
00:53:22,685 --> 00:53:25,493
May she drop dead
with her sick mother!
806
00:53:27,250 --> 00:53:30,959
Wait... What about me?
Think about me? It's not just you.
807
00:53:31,042 --> 00:53:33,217
Everything is such a bugger.
808
00:53:33,583 --> 00:53:35,583
I can't take it anymore.
What am I doing here?
809
00:53:35,625 --> 00:53:37,209
I don't care.
I'll go to jail.
810
00:53:37,975 --> 00:53:39,600
Are you listening
to me or what?
811
00:53:39,625 --> 00:53:41,375
What about me?
Did you think about me?
812
00:53:41,510 --> 00:53:44,795
You'll go to jail too. With me.
You deserve it, just like me!
813
00:53:49,947 --> 00:53:51,447
Call to apologise.
814
00:53:53,675 --> 00:53:57,155
Send her a text.
"Sorry, I screwed up."
815
00:53:57,937 --> 00:54:01,780
"Let's arrange another date."
Be nice, make up for it.
816
00:54:01,850 --> 00:54:03,549
I do what I want, okay?
817
00:54:03,637 --> 00:54:05,179
I'm the one who decides.
818
00:54:05,596 --> 00:54:07,889
And I want to be in my chalet,
without anyone else.
819
00:54:09,471 --> 00:54:10,429
Excuse me?
820
00:54:10,667 --> 00:54:11,632
Yes.
821
00:54:11,780 --> 00:54:13,085
So, give me the keys.
822
00:54:13,895 --> 00:54:15,645
Go ahead, take your keys!
823
00:54:22,369 --> 00:54:23,483
I'm warning you.
824
00:54:23,533 --> 00:54:25,234
You'd better sort this out quickly!
825
00:54:34,083 --> 00:54:35,458
- Here you are.
- Thank you.
826
00:55:57,792 --> 00:55:59,750
Okay, can we go now?
827
00:55:59,877 --> 00:56:00,918
Go ahead, it's fine.
828
00:56:10,161 --> 00:56:11,203
We can go now.
829
00:56:25,964 --> 00:56:27,620
Oh yes, I forgot to tell you.
830
00:56:28,104 --> 00:56:30,518
The paramedics
are really running late.
831
00:56:30,890 --> 00:56:33,119
- They'll be here in about an hour.
- An hour?
832
00:56:34,083 --> 00:56:36,393
Yeah, sorry.
They're useless.
833
00:56:36,992 --> 00:56:39,362
I'm not waiting an hour
for them.
834
00:56:40,616 --> 00:56:42,854
We have to,
for the insurance.
835
00:56:42,973 --> 00:56:45,267
I don't care.
I'm not waiting here, it's crappy.
836
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:48,572
I'll pay if there's a problem.
We're not waiting for them.
837
00:56:50,456 --> 00:56:53,549
There. That's it...
It's about 6 metres.
838
00:56:54,715 --> 00:56:56,425
What do you think?
Alright?
839
00:56:58,159 --> 00:56:59,284
I don't know.
840
00:57:09,112 --> 00:57:10,565
No, it doesn't seem
high enough.
841
00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:13,776
You can't see the danger.
Looks fake. Go higher.
842
00:57:14,175 --> 00:57:15,534
Okay, whatever you say.
843
00:57:15,995 --> 00:57:17,292
Go on, higher.
844
00:57:18,617 --> 00:57:19,565
OK.
845
00:57:26,681 --> 00:57:28,041
Wait. Don't move.
846
00:57:28,448 --> 00:57:30,906
Oh, no, not that!
I hate this stuff.
847
00:57:31,167 --> 00:57:32,108
But you have a...
848
00:57:32,139 --> 00:57:33,861
It's annoying. Look!
849
00:57:34,125 --> 00:57:34,941
See?
850
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,167
Yeah, okay.
851
00:57:36,301 --> 00:57:37,902
Sorry, I won't do it again.
852
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,323
I'm not a doll.
853
00:57:39,705 --> 00:57:42,267
It's just that it's windy.
Your hair is sticking up...
854
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:43,417
Yes, but I don't care.
855
00:57:43,781 --> 00:57:44,573
OK.
856
00:57:45,031 --> 00:57:46,628
Oh, sorry, it's going.
857
00:57:48,051 --> 00:57:51,057
There, that's 10 metres.
I won't go any higher.
858
00:57:51,752 --> 00:57:53,127
But I want it higher.
859
00:57:54,517 --> 00:57:55,975
I'll talk to him.
860
00:58:03,765 --> 00:58:05,229
Excuse me...
861
00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:08,083
Can't you go up
a little higher, please?
862
00:58:08,202 --> 00:58:09,577
Just a little.
863
00:58:09,721 --> 00:58:12,495
With the wind,
it could damage my crane.
864
00:58:12,644 --> 00:58:15,198
I'm not taking the risk.
I won't go any higher, sorry.
865
00:58:18,667 --> 00:58:19,769
He doesn't want to.
866
00:58:20,792 --> 00:58:21,730
That's how it is.
867
00:58:21,833 --> 00:58:24,708
I don't want my crane damaged.
It's for me to decide!
868
00:58:24,757 --> 00:58:26,049
Take it or leave it.
869
00:58:27,203 --> 00:58:30,699
I can buy you 50 new cranes,
don't worry.
870
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,112
Do what you're asked to do.
871
00:58:32,250 --> 00:58:35,234
What difference will it make?
Can I know?
872
00:58:35,768 --> 00:58:39,050
I want it to be sensational.
This won't be!
873
00:58:39,359 --> 00:58:42,534
It'll break your legs,
no matter the height.
874
00:58:43,333 --> 00:58:45,542
I'm talking about staging,
you idiot!
875
00:58:45,617 --> 00:58:46,902
What do you know about it?
876
00:58:46,950 --> 00:58:49,078
I don't give a damn
about your staging...
877
00:58:49,237 --> 00:58:50,731
Steven Spielberg!
878
00:58:50,875 --> 00:58:53,534
I'm won't damage my equipment
for your pretty eyes.
879
00:58:53,933 --> 00:58:55,417
Who's Steven Spielberg?
880
00:58:55,484 --> 00:58:57,526
A guy who used to make movies.
881
00:58:57,622 --> 00:58:59,347
I'll go no higher.
That's it.
882
00:58:59,437 --> 00:59:01,088
You don't like it?
I'm out of here.
883
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:03,526
You win.
I'll double your price.
884
00:59:03,708 --> 00:59:05,706
Entertain me, impress me.
Send it up.
885
00:59:06,106 --> 00:59:07,268
That's right, yes.
886
00:59:07,463 --> 00:59:08,643
Does that suit you?
887
00:59:09,287 --> 00:59:10,704
Think you can buy people?
888
00:59:10,965 --> 00:59:13,549
Of course I can.
Is that a problem?
889
00:59:13,871 --> 00:59:15,371
Go to buggery!
890
00:59:15,546 --> 00:59:16,865
I'll go no higher.
891
00:59:17,122 --> 00:59:19,490
Is that okay with you?
Is that clear enough?
892
00:59:19,667 --> 00:59:21,151
Who is this guy?
893
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:24,404
You son-of-a-bitch grease-monkey!
Go to hell!
894
00:59:38,145 --> 00:59:39,145
Mag?
895
00:59:43,273 --> 00:59:44,273
Mag!
896
00:59:47,346 --> 00:59:48,762
Did I film it or not?
897
00:59:50,565 --> 00:59:52,070
We have a big problem.
898
00:59:52,125 --> 00:59:53,375
Oh, damn it.
899
00:59:53,471 --> 00:59:54,637
I didn't film it?
900
00:59:57,056 --> 00:59:58,258
Wendy is dead.
901
01:00:01,429 --> 01:00:02,703
Who's Wendy?
902
01:00:04,159 --> 01:00:05,200
The hairdresser.
903
01:00:06,028 --> 01:00:07,828
She's dead, under the piano.
904
01:00:08,453 --> 01:00:09,411
Oh really?
905
01:00:11,112 --> 01:00:13,195
I'm sorry... it's terrible.
906
01:00:15,101 --> 01:00:16,481
Shit!
907
01:00:17,942 --> 01:00:20,567
No, you mustn't move.
Stay like that.
908
01:00:21,652 --> 01:00:22,840
Patrick.
909
01:00:22,937 --> 01:00:25,286
How many times have I said
we don't need a hairdresser?
910
01:00:28,653 --> 01:00:30,989
You could've died.
It's a miracle.
911
01:00:33,444 --> 01:00:35,161
We're in deep trouble.
912
01:00:35,963 --> 01:00:39,247
The paramedics are coming.
We didn't follow the protocol.
913
01:00:39,406 --> 01:00:40,868
It'll cost you a fortune.
914
01:00:40,893 --> 01:00:42,435
I know how to handle it.
915
01:00:42,958 --> 01:00:43,825
How?
916
01:00:45,124 --> 01:00:46,176
Bury her.
917
01:00:46,593 --> 01:00:47,497
Huh?
918
01:00:47,667 --> 01:00:48,375
Yeah.
919
01:00:48,504 --> 01:00:50,575
We'll say she was never here.
920
01:00:50,944 --> 01:00:52,387
It's as simple as that.
921
01:00:52,722 --> 01:00:55,139
I'm not going to jail
over a hairdresser.
922
01:00:56,246 --> 01:00:58,590
No, you won't go to jail.
It was an accident.
923
01:00:59,988 --> 01:01:01,278
Do you love me or not?
924
01:01:01,973 --> 01:01:03,182
Of course, but...
925
01:01:03,215 --> 01:01:04,543
Then we bury her.
926
01:01:04,932 --> 01:01:06,182
You bury her.
927
01:01:06,325 --> 01:01:08,492
Look where this is.
It's like a desert.
928
01:01:08,729 --> 01:01:10,754
Nobody will find her.
Trust me.
929
01:01:11,195 --> 01:01:13,112
Make this body disappear.
930
01:01:13,255 --> 01:01:14,547
That's an order!
931
01:01:14,729 --> 01:01:15,770
Do it.
932
01:01:19,726 --> 01:01:20,981
But there's a witness.
933
01:01:21,617 --> 01:01:23,489
That's nothing.
I'll take care of it.
934
01:01:25,653 --> 01:01:27,200
Mr Crane-driver!
935
01:01:28,250 --> 01:01:31,590
Are you interested in pocketing
€500,000 without doing anything?
936
01:01:51,253 --> 01:01:52,169
Yes?
937
01:01:53,223 --> 01:01:54,796
I'd like to apologise.
938
01:01:55,163 --> 01:01:58,234
For what just happened.
I'm really sorry.
939
01:01:58,388 --> 01:02:01,472
You're not sorry.
You don't know what that means.
940
01:02:01,708 --> 01:02:03,458
Yes, I do...
941
01:02:03,616 --> 01:02:05,768
I should never
have behaved like that.
942
01:02:06,167 --> 01:02:07,979
You don't deserve
so much contempt.
943
01:02:08,134 --> 01:02:09,634
I was awful.
944
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:11,570
I feel terrible about it.
945
01:02:11,627 --> 01:02:14,903
You're out of touch with reality,
that's your problem.
946
01:02:14,942 --> 01:02:17,359
You no longer know how
to communicate with others.
947
01:02:17,745 --> 01:02:20,844
It's not your fault, I'm not judging.
It's just a shame.
948
01:02:21,052 --> 01:02:23,177
We could've done something good.
949
01:02:23,750 --> 01:02:26,833
It's still possible.
I'll make an effort.
950
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:27,750
Too late.
951
01:02:27,917 --> 01:02:30,745
I catch a train first thing.
I'm going home to see my mother.
952
01:02:31,122 --> 01:02:32,997
You should have done it sooner.
953
01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:34,885
You went too far, I'm sorry.
954
01:02:35,708 --> 01:02:36,667
I'm not stupid.
955
01:02:36,793 --> 01:02:38,487
You don't want to
answer my questions,
956
01:02:38,519 --> 01:02:40,072
you just want to
save your own skin.
957
01:02:40,122 --> 01:02:41,081
No.
958
01:02:43,139 --> 01:02:45,330
No, really. All of this
has made me...
959
01:02:45,570 --> 01:02:47,128
think a lot.
960
01:02:48,083 --> 01:02:51,042
I even fired my personal assistant.
961
01:02:51,145 --> 01:02:54,121
He was a horribly toxic person.
962
01:02:54,588 --> 01:02:55,671
It was him...
963
01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,208
...who pushed me
964
01:02:59,375 --> 01:03:00,833
to hide the truth.
965
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,750
You're manipulating me,
it's pathetic.
966
01:03:03,917 --> 01:03:05,958
Please, have mercy.
967
01:03:06,125 --> 01:03:07,877
I really need to talk.
968
01:03:08,755 --> 01:03:09,797
Forgive me.
969
01:03:11,083 --> 01:03:12,940
We can meet at my chalet.
970
01:03:13,042 --> 01:03:14,083
I'm alone.
971
01:03:14,198 --> 01:03:15,237
How about that!
972
01:03:15,326 --> 01:03:18,235
It's you who seems to
want to sleep with me.
973
01:03:18,292 --> 01:03:20,083
Not at all, I assure you.
974
01:03:20,250 --> 01:03:21,625
It's because here...
975
01:03:22,358 --> 01:03:23,600
we'll be in peace and quiet.
976
01:03:23,667 --> 01:03:27,333
I'll say what's on my mind
and you'll get a great interview.
977
01:03:27,424 --> 01:03:29,674
Okay, forget it,
it's not working.
978
01:03:29,890 --> 01:03:32,098
I know that deep down
you despise me.
979
01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:35,221
I don't want to anymore.
You're a horrible person.
980
01:03:35,622 --> 01:03:38,509
You deserve everything that's
going to happen to you.
981
01:03:38,533 --> 01:03:39,500
Leave me alone.
982
01:03:40,431 --> 01:03:41,568
The bitch!
983
01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:22,333
We could have a story.
984
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:26,231
You're wearing a wedding ring,
are you taking me for a fool?
985
01:05:26,667 --> 01:05:28,140
Oh, my wife... Pff!
986
01:05:28,934 --> 01:05:31,210
Forget it, I can't take it anymore.
You have no idea.
987
01:05:31,699 --> 01:05:34,140
You're drunk.
Tomorrow, you'll feel differently.
988
01:05:36,854 --> 01:05:38,145
Yeah!
989
01:05:38,289 --> 01:05:40,804
It's beautiful! It's for you.
990
01:05:41,625 --> 01:05:43,875
I feel sorry for you.
But go ahead, come on.
991
01:06:18,917 --> 01:06:19,750
Good evening.
992
01:06:19,917 --> 01:06:21,125
Good evening.
993
01:06:22,046 --> 01:06:25,132
Uh, I'm here to drop this off to a
journalist friend, who's sleeping here.
994
01:06:25,176 --> 01:06:26,593
The very nice journalist?
995
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:27,578
Yes.
996
01:06:28,208 --> 01:06:29,542
"Very nice," yes.
997
01:06:29,609 --> 01:06:31,625
Should we leave it for her
in her room?
998
01:06:32,164 --> 01:06:35,875
Well, she's a close friend.
I'd like to give it to her myself.
999
01:06:36,042 --> 01:06:37,507
What's the room number?
1000
01:06:37,833 --> 01:06:41,734
Yes... It's... room 31,
on the third floor.
1001
01:06:42,046 --> 01:06:43,000
Through there.
1002
01:06:43,330 --> 01:06:44,015
Thank you.
1003
01:06:44,148 --> 01:06:45,171
Bye.
1004
01:07:09,300 --> 01:07:12,591
No mutilation. My body's fine.
1005
01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:15,292
Nature is well-designed,
it repairs itself.
1006
01:07:15,465 --> 01:07:17,090
Answer my question.
1007
01:07:17,250 --> 01:07:19,000
"Answer my question."
1008
01:07:19,539 --> 01:07:21,581
"Answer my question."
1009
01:07:23,387 --> 01:07:24,721
What about you..."
1010
01:07:24,872 --> 01:07:25,747
Yes?
1011
01:07:25,992 --> 01:07:28,367
... no longer need money?
1012
01:07:28,940 --> 01:07:29,898
Yes?
1013
01:07:32,387 --> 01:07:33,304
Yes?
1014
01:07:37,208 --> 01:07:39,948
So, I'm horrible.
Is that what you said?
1015
01:07:42,916 --> 01:07:45,533
- I'm sorry.
- No, you shouldn't be.
1016
01:07:45,643 --> 01:07:48,833
You're right to think that.
You have to say it. I'm horrible.
1017
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,512
- No...
- Oh, yes!
1018
01:07:50,948 --> 01:07:53,473
You know what?
You are too, I'll have you know.
1019
01:07:54,167 --> 01:07:54,792
OK.
1020
01:07:55,839 --> 01:07:58,715
Yes, you know,
that's human nature.
1021
01:07:58,840 --> 01:07:59,934
That's how it is.
1022
01:08:00,147 --> 01:08:03,386
We're two horrible living pieces
of shit on this planet.
1023
01:08:03,500 --> 01:08:04,958
It's not my fault!
1024
01:08:05,125 --> 01:08:06,223
You're right.
1025
01:08:06,894 --> 01:08:08,528
Yes, that's true, I'm right.
1026
01:08:11,125 --> 01:08:12,254
Say you're horrible.
1027
01:08:13,648 --> 01:08:15,023
I'm horrible.
1028
01:08:16,253 --> 01:08:18,307
- Do you really think so?
- Yes!
1029
01:08:18,332 --> 01:08:21,000
- Then say it again.
- I'm horrible.
1030
01:08:21,167 --> 01:08:22,625
All right.
1031
01:08:22,674 --> 01:08:25,239
Now, we're going
to play a game. Alright?
1032
01:08:25,832 --> 01:08:27,292
I'm the journalist.
1033
01:08:27,473 --> 01:08:30,058
I'll ask a question...
and you have to answer it.
1034
01:08:30,207 --> 01:08:33,125
Pay close attention,
because there's a catch.
1035
01:08:34,137 --> 01:08:35,278
Ready?
1036
01:08:35,340 --> 01:08:39,008
- You don't have to threaten me.
- I'm the one who decides!
1037
01:08:39,065 --> 01:08:40,815
So, Simone...
1038
01:08:43,010 --> 01:08:46,635
Which of us is more horrible,
in your opinion?
1039
01:08:46,989 --> 01:08:48,411
Please don't hurt me!
1040
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,292
Answer!
1041
01:08:51,527 --> 01:08:52,695
Well...
1042
01:08:53,582 --> 01:08:55,417
Answer my question, Simone!
1043
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,082
"Answer my question."
1044
01:08:58,675 --> 01:09:01,971
See how annoying it is
to be interrogated?
1045
01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:04,500
It's annoying, yes.
1046
01:09:04,917 --> 01:09:06,375
So answer my question.
1047
01:09:06,587 --> 01:09:08,774
Who do you think's the worst,
of the two of us?
1048
01:09:11,144 --> 01:09:12,706
I don't know, I...
1049
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:14,167
But answer my question.
1050
01:09:14,332 --> 01:09:16,875
These are your last 10 seconds
of existence.
1051
01:09:17,875 --> 01:09:19,625
Try to shine a little.
1052
01:09:19,792 --> 01:09:23,417
And tell me, who's the more horrible
of the two of us?
1053
01:09:25,456 --> 01:09:26,542
Me.
1054
01:09:28,666 --> 01:09:29,624
No.
1055
01:09:30,957 --> 01:09:32,737
Wrong answer, Simone.
1056
01:09:33,580 --> 01:09:34,713
Yes. It's me.
1057
01:09:34,754 --> 01:09:37,807
I blackmailed you.
I took advantage of a situation.
1058
01:09:37,917 --> 01:09:39,250
Shut up!
1059
01:09:39,425 --> 01:09:41,425
Listen to what
I'm going to tell you.
1060
01:09:41,597 --> 01:09:43,557
I'm the worst one of us.
1061
01:09:43,715 --> 01:09:44,971
By a long long way.
1062
01:09:45,417 --> 01:09:46,952
Yes, I can guarantee it.
1063
01:09:46,977 --> 01:09:49,457
You're not even in
the same league as me.
1064
01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:51,957
I'm a competitive lump
of human garbage.
1065
01:09:52,619 --> 01:09:54,604
But at least I'm honest.
1066
01:09:55,208 --> 01:09:57,245
I don't pretend
to be a good person.
1067
01:09:57,909 --> 01:09:59,854
I espouse all the horror
within me.
1068
01:10:00,206 --> 01:10:04,057
I wallow in it all day long
like a pig in shit. I love it.
1069
01:10:04,393 --> 01:10:05,309
See?
1070
01:10:05,718 --> 01:10:09,236
Yes, but you should have
answered exactly that earlier.
1071
01:10:09,471 --> 01:10:12,375
That's an excellent answer
to my question. It really is.
1072
01:10:12,542 --> 01:10:15,625
Because you continue
to make your videos...
1073
01:10:15,704 --> 01:10:20,228
because you've decided
to accept all the horror
1074
01:10:20,307 --> 01:10:22,502
that's inside you.
It's very consistent.
1075
01:10:22,627 --> 01:10:25,948
Great answer.
Don't get it. Don't care.
1076
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,417
We could even resume
the interview.
1077
01:10:28,551 --> 01:10:30,190
At this point,
it would be great.
1078
01:10:30,292 --> 01:10:31,167
Oh, yes.
1079
01:10:31,231 --> 01:10:32,356
Well, yes.
1080
01:10:32,555 --> 01:10:34,089
That would be great.
1081
01:10:34,708 --> 01:10:35,958
Good idea.
1082
01:10:36,125 --> 01:10:38,042
But we should have thought
of that before.
1083
01:10:38,223 --> 01:10:39,835
Huh? Before you die!
1084
01:11:21,250 --> 01:11:22,417
Hey, wait!
1085
01:11:25,424 --> 01:11:26,343
Excuse me.
1086
01:11:27,208 --> 01:11:28,125
But...
1087
01:11:28,456 --> 01:11:29,257
I...
1088
01:11:31,195 --> 01:11:32,445
Excuse me.
1089
01:11:34,073 --> 01:11:35,179
I...
1090
01:11:37,594 --> 01:11:42,094
I never do this, normally,
I know it's awkward and all, but...
1091
01:11:43,245 --> 01:11:44,961
I just love your madness.
1092
01:11:45,125 --> 01:11:48,125
I've followed you for ages.
I'm a huge, huge fan.
1093
01:11:48,878 --> 01:11:50,804
Would you mind a photo?
1094
01:11:51,458 --> 01:11:53,976
But... how do you know
it's me?
1095
01:11:54,698 --> 01:11:58,614
Well, I recognised your beautiful eyes,
of course, and your voice.
1096
01:11:58,875 --> 01:12:01,125
It's incredible to see you.
I can't believe it.
1097
01:12:01,228 --> 01:12:02,827
So, may I?
1098
01:12:04,417 --> 01:12:05,312
OK.
1099
01:12:05,583 --> 01:12:07,792
Oh, great! Thank you, you're so kind!
1100
01:12:10,417 --> 01:12:13,351
Take off the hood.
Let's see your braces.
1101
01:12:13,710 --> 01:12:16,147
My friends will never
believe me otherwise. Sorry.
1102
01:12:19,630 --> 01:12:21,648
Oh, great! Perfect.
1103
01:12:24,828 --> 01:12:26,703
You're so beautiful,
I can't believe it.
1104
01:12:26,762 --> 01:12:28,637
Thank you, it's great.
1105
01:12:28,828 --> 01:12:29,870
Magnificent.
1106
01:12:30,375 --> 01:12:31,542
Okay, watch out.
1107
01:12:31,958 --> 01:12:32,867
One...
1108
01:12:33,417 --> 01:12:34,625
two...
1109
01:12:47,549 --> 01:12:49,424
Really sorry.
1110
01:12:50,083 --> 01:12:51,083
Sorry.
1111
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,125
But the idiot, the idiot,
1112
01:13:13,292 --> 01:13:16,125
the idiot, the idiot, the idiocy!
1113
01:13:27,098 --> 01:13:27,992
What?
1114
01:13:28,421 --> 01:13:30,526
I completely fucked up, Patrick.
1115
01:13:30,656 --> 01:13:32,874
I've fucked up, big time!
1116
01:13:33,458 --> 01:13:35,320
I wanted to fix the situation.
1117
01:13:35,625 --> 01:13:38,195
I created a situation
1,000 times worse.
1118
01:13:38,292 --> 01:13:39,511
You have to help me.
1119
01:13:39,535 --> 01:13:42,208
So, you're going to go,
right now, you little worm.
1120
01:13:42,375 --> 01:13:46,833
Go to the hotel where Simone is staying,
and see if there are any cameras, okay?
1121
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,234
It's very important.
1122
01:13:48,527 --> 01:13:51,111
Well I'm not going
to do any such thing.
1123
01:13:51,367 --> 01:13:53,632
I'm not getting involved
in your messes anymore.
1124
01:13:53,792 --> 01:13:56,333
So, yes, I buried Wendy, okay.
1125
01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:58,542
It's true, I did it.
1126
01:13:58,708 --> 01:14:01,792
But it was your idea,
wasn't it?
1127
01:14:01,872 --> 01:14:05,796
I'll go to jail for less time than you.
And I don't give a damn.
1128
01:14:05,925 --> 01:14:06,966
Anyway...
1129
01:14:07,078 --> 01:14:10,286
I'm ready, I'm not afraid anymore,
I've covered for you long enough.
1130
01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:13,406
Stop bothering me!
Just leave me alone!
1131
01:14:13,612 --> 01:14:15,367
No, I'm not leaving you alone.
1132
01:14:17,331 --> 01:14:18,687
Who is Wendy?
1133
01:14:26,015 --> 01:14:26,973
Huh?
1134
01:14:27,250 --> 01:14:28,937
Who is Wendy?
1135
01:14:31,833 --> 01:14:33,042
A hairdresser.
1136
01:14:34,289 --> 01:14:35,765
You buried a hairdresser?
1137
01:14:36,371 --> 01:14:38,205
But it wasn't my idea.
1138
01:14:47,773 --> 01:14:50,428
You forgot your boots.
Should I bring them down?
1139
01:14:52,481 --> 01:14:53,601
Oh, how stupid!
1140
01:14:54,817 --> 01:14:57,335
- Yes, thanks.
- Don't move, I'm coming.
1141
01:15:09,958 --> 01:15:11,375
- Here.
- Thank you, I...
1142
01:15:11,542 --> 01:15:13,083
I'm sorry.
1143
01:15:20,718 --> 01:15:21,926
Yes, good evening.
1144
01:15:22,171 --> 01:15:26,194
I've neutralised a bald man, about 40,
who has buried a hairdresser.
1145
01:15:27,531 --> 01:15:28,781
Is this okay now?
1146
01:15:29,602 --> 01:15:31,001
Wait. Go ahead, it's fine.
1147
01:15:31,466 --> 01:15:32,381
Am I in?
1148
01:15:32,422 --> 01:15:33,433
Yes, go on!
1149
01:15:41,333 --> 01:15:44,708
You'll see, we'll get along great.
You're gonna love me!
1150
01:15:45,697 --> 01:15:47,905
Hey, it's crazy.
This place is amazing!
1151
01:15:48,072 --> 01:15:48,947
Wait...
1152
01:15:50,653 --> 01:15:52,376
Where are we?
1153
01:15:52,861 --> 01:15:54,594
How about this fancy chalet!
1154
01:15:56,208 --> 01:15:57,439
Hey, that's awesome!
1155
01:15:57,833 --> 01:15:58,958
It's crazy!
1156
01:15:59,292 --> 01:16:00,829
She's so hot!
1157
01:16:01,281 --> 01:16:04,173
Oh! My eyes are burning,
just looking at her!
1158
01:16:05,507 --> 01:16:07,282
Did you see the size
of those peaches?
1159
01:16:07,353 --> 01:16:08,688
Look! Look!
1160
01:16:09,074 --> 01:16:11,599
No kidding, wow!
Did you see that?
1161
01:16:11,937 --> 01:16:13,400
It's fucking colossal!
1162
01:16:15,018 --> 01:16:16,915
It's just that the photo is big.
1163
01:16:17,245 --> 01:16:19,579
But I don't know... No way!
1164
01:16:19,833 --> 01:16:21,986
I'm practically in love.
1165
01:16:22,234 --> 01:16:23,526
Forget it.
1166
01:16:23,770 --> 01:16:24,979
Ah, look.
1167
01:16:25,114 --> 01:16:26,962
I even like the bands
on her teeth.
1168
01:16:27,969 --> 01:16:28,860
Oh, no.
1169
01:16:28,917 --> 01:16:30,345
That's disgusting, though.
1170
01:16:31,317 --> 01:16:33,720
All the food gets stuck
in there. It's gross.
1171
01:16:33,917 --> 01:16:36,750
- How do you know?
- It's common knowledge.
1172
01:16:36,900 --> 01:16:39,667
I don't care.
There's no food there!
1173
01:16:39,786 --> 01:16:43,329
If you kiss a girl
with metal teeth, it's gross!
1174
01:16:45,187 --> 01:16:47,145
Come on, come on!
1175
01:16:47,295 --> 01:16:48,726
Thanks.
1176
01:17:01,542 --> 01:17:02,542
Fuck!
1177
01:17:03,083 --> 01:17:04,083
Fuck!
1178
01:17:05,062 --> 01:17:06,187
What's that, there?
1179
01:17:14,917 --> 01:17:15,917
Fuck!
1180
01:17:16,833 --> 01:17:17,667
Shit!
1181
01:17:19,993 --> 01:17:20,907
Shit!
1182
01:17:24,156 --> 01:17:25,173
Shit!
1183
01:17:28,525 --> 01:17:29,392
Shit.
1184
01:17:29,897 --> 01:17:30,821
Damn it.
1185
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,292
Damn it.
1186
01:17:42,458 --> 01:17:43,542
Damn it.
1187
01:17:53,281 --> 01:17:54,884
Fuck, she seems terrified.
1188
01:17:55,378 --> 01:17:56,169
Oh yeah?
1189
01:17:56,375 --> 01:17:57,042
Yeah.
1190
01:17:57,509 --> 01:17:58,583
Damn it.
1191
01:18:00,488 --> 01:18:01,571
Poor girl.
1192
01:18:01,713 --> 01:18:02,754
What'll we do?
1193
01:18:04,125 --> 01:18:06,704
Comfort her? You crazy!
We wait.
1194
01:18:14,489 --> 01:18:16,477
You really look like Dad,
in the dark.
1195
01:18:17,208 --> 01:18:18,125
Huh?
1196
01:18:18,244 --> 01:18:20,156
I never noticed before.
Wow!
1197
01:18:20,382 --> 01:18:22,299
What are you talking about?
1198
01:18:22,395 --> 01:18:24,187
You look like him, that's all.
1199
01:18:24,464 --> 01:18:26,845
I don't want to look
like that piece of shit!
1200
01:18:28,466 --> 01:18:29,744
Well, you can't help it.
1201
01:18:31,692 --> 01:18:33,267
So stop looking at me!
1202
01:18:35,470 --> 01:18:36,900
What's she doing?
1203
01:18:54,417 --> 01:18:56,115
See her?
What's she doing?
1204
01:18:56,139 --> 01:18:57,417
Stop asking questions.
1205
01:18:57,583 --> 01:19:00,515
Want me to hit you? Like Dad?
Just shut up!
1206
01:19:28,710 --> 01:19:30,117
Hi.
1207
01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:32,921
I'm Magalie Moreau.
1208
01:19:34,069 --> 01:19:36,246
I don't believe it!
She's making a video right now.
1209
01:19:36,547 --> 01:19:37,255
What?
1210
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:38,546
I swear.
1211
01:19:38,792 --> 01:19:40,843
A video, live in front of us.
1212
01:19:41,484 --> 01:19:42,632
Hi.
1213
01:19:43,484 --> 01:19:44,703
I'm Magalie Moreau.
1214
01:19:45,896 --> 01:19:46,976
And today...
1215
01:19:48,297 --> 01:19:49,547
Are you sure?
1216
01:19:49,721 --> 01:19:51,721
She's filming herself,
I tell you. Look!
1217
01:19:55,106 --> 01:19:57,046
- That's crazy!
- You idiot!
1218
01:19:58,883 --> 01:20:02,554
Hey! I saw your silly scooter
parked downstairs.
1219
01:20:02,968 --> 01:20:04,437
Do you think I'm stupid?
1220
01:20:04,736 --> 01:20:07,186
You've 10 seconds
to get the hell out of here...
1221
01:20:07,281 --> 01:20:09,613
or I'll gouge your eyes out and
make you eat them.
1222
01:20:09,968 --> 01:20:11,648
I kid you not!
1223
01:20:29,577 --> 01:20:31,562
Sorry. The door was open.
1224
01:20:32,307 --> 01:20:33,733
We weren't thinking.
1225
01:20:34,049 --> 01:20:35,789
We didn't steal anything, though.
1226
01:20:35,950 --> 01:20:37,284
We just wanted to look.
1227
01:20:37,676 --> 01:20:38,551
Yeah.
1228
01:20:39,250 --> 01:20:40,458
We're sorry.
1229
01:20:40,633 --> 01:20:41,591
Forgive us.
1230
01:20:52,473 --> 01:20:54,807
You don't want
to film any more?
1231
01:20:58,875 --> 01:21:01,742
Are you okay?
You don't look well.
1232
01:21:06,299 --> 01:21:08,467
Come on, what the hell,
let's take the photo.
1233
01:21:08,539 --> 01:21:09,460
Yeah.
1234
01:21:20,900 --> 01:21:22,358
Great, thank you!
1235
01:21:22,667 --> 01:21:24,042
Thank you. Goodbye.
1236
01:21:24,208 --> 01:21:25,667
Hey, bye!
1237
01:21:42,581 --> 01:21:44,747
Hi. I'm Magalie Moreau.
1238
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:47,682
Today, I'm testing
the hangman's noose for you.
1239
01:21:48,583 --> 01:21:50,792
This video is sponsored
by ComShoppy.
1240
01:21:50,958 --> 01:21:55,596
It's a great application that allows you
to protect all your online content.
1241
01:21:55,937 --> 01:21:58,604
Thanks to it,
for 14 euros a month...
1242
01:21:58,848 --> 01:22:02,261
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or used by anyone else.
1243
01:22:02,859 --> 01:22:05,230
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full financial control
1244
01:22:05,255 --> 01:22:07,712
with complete peace of mind.
1245
01:22:08,695 --> 01:22:12,789
Because that's all that matters,
ultimately, on this planet.
1246
01:22:12,859 --> 01:22:14,327
Money.
1247
01:22:14,682 --> 01:22:15,640
Hi.
1248
01:23:43,211 --> 01:23:46,015
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