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Hello!
Are you outside?

Yes. I thought I'd
bring some good news.

But then the broker called now
and said that the others had gone up.

Went up?
How much then?

- They went up way too much.
-No.

-Damn!
-Yes.

- We can't go up any more now.
- No, I know.

- Sorry, Emma.
- No, it's not your fault.

Are you coming in here?

I almost have to try to
make that meeting at Intility.

-Would you mind just saying hello?
-Yes.

- Love you.
- Have it.

Did you miss it?

Where do people get money
from? We were so damn close.

Fuck! Sorry, your birthday is

not supposed to
be about bidding.

- Congratulations on the day.
-Thank you very much.

Nikko greets.
The wine is from him.

Have you crocheted?

-Thank you very much.
- Be so good.

It won't be long then, Lauritz.
Now comes young number six.

Six kids.
Can you imagine?

I'm happy with the one I have.

Because she is absolutely perfect.

There!
Seven centimeters!

Then you'll soon have a
full volleyball team, Lauritz.

-Do you want to join?
-Especially.

Have it.

-Hey!
-Come to the entrance, they retreated.

Huh?

The broker called me now.
He said they had withdrawn the bid.

- Can they do that?
-Obviously.

What does that mean?

That we can't afford a couch,
we can't afford a bed,-

-can't afford a wedding party.

- Did we get the apartment?
-Yes.

We are debt slaves.

We are debt slaves!

SCREEN MEDIA
Børge Johnsen

Watch out for some loose nails
here and there. Here is the bedroom.

Living room here and kitchen.

You have to use your imagination
and imagine how it will turn out.

There are a few things that need to be fixed,
but it will be great.

- Huge potential.
-Lots of potential.

Did you manage to do
this without any help?

Been so good at saving.
I am so impressed.

I so agree with you, Mona.

When I got pregnant, we had to
live at home with mum and dad.

- We are not pregnant, mum.
- No, or...

No, then.

The walls are so thin at
Stjørdal and it is so quiet

-so mom could hear when we...

It is good that you are getting
something for yourselves now.

Mum and I are very proud that
you have managed to do this.

- That's what she's trying to say.
-Thanks.

And?

We think it's too bad
that you've spent all your

savings- -and can't afford
a wedding party, so...

-Here.
-Thanks.

The total is on page two.

Thanks.

So... Thanks, but you
didn't need that here.

Of course we needed it.
What are you talking about?

It's just a pleasure
to be able to help.

- There is nothing to talk about.
- We can talk a little about it.

I mentioned to my aunt and uncle
that you were thinking of dropping the

party, - - then I mentioned it to the rest
of the family at Eldbjørg's 85th birthday.

They understand that, right?
but they became very sad inside.

When you get married,
you have to have a party.

What an incredibly nice
gift. Thank you very much.

I hope it's okay, Emma.
And for you, Mona.

Not so many of you on your side.

Of course it's fine.

- Then there are two of us.
-Yes, yes.

We will be a small
group from Stjørdal.

We are 62 if you count the children.
You don't need to invite children.

I have to stick, but
this will be very cozy.

-Here.
-Thank you very much.

Is it like that I get as much talking
time as Nikko's entire family?

Yes, of course.

It will be a delicious four hours.

- Have it.
-Thanks.

I don't know what to say,
just thank you.

- Then we make soot, I thought.
-Sod?

Yes, it is that easy to
make for many people.

- Then there will be life.
- Rai-rai.

No, stop.

I just put them in
water, if we have any...

Yes, so…

Hello!

It's very generous, but it wasn't
how I envisioned my wedding.

Now the wedding will
be one big trønder party.

I think you said you
weren't going to have a party.

I just want to marry Nikko and
have an amazing bachelor party.

I look like a dog
peeing on a sinking ship.

Yes, you do.

Fine! Straight hips.

It's an incredibly nice gift then.

Incredibly nice gift, but...

But I don't have any
Trønder relatives to invite.

Trønder family is a must.

I only have mom.
It's just the two of us.

It's those speeches and moments.

And?

Long speeches with lots
of details from childhood.

A bit embarrassing, but also a
bit cosy. "That's how Emma is."

Only my mother
knows me like that.

It becomes extra
clear in such a setting.

Straight hips.

Especially when Nikko has 12 relatives
who have asked to "say a few words".

It's not just a gift, there
are some guides here.

Yes, then. Have you
heard of soot at weddings?

What?
Soot?

No, I hadn't either, - -but it will be

sooty at the wedding. Torill wants that.

- Money is never uncomplicated.
-No.

This is absolutely superb. I
am very proud of you, Ludvig.

Stop bragging about
mediocre efforts.

Not mediocre, it's good.

Am I now to say that
weddings are a waste?

All marriages go down
like the Titanic anyway.

Two boat metaphors, not bad.

-I hate "Titanic".
- Nice movie.

Pitch black, yes. I love
those 90s rom-coms.

Romantic and cozy, no
door. If you know what I mean?

Yes, I understand English, fortunately,

- -since you insist on communicating
between it and Norwegian.

Yo, bitch!
Are you ready to watch?

Your development in recent months.

-Are you doing well?
- Yes, motherfucker.

-Was it a mistake, perhaps?
- Yes, a little.

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

- Follow along here now!
- Yes, then.

- Do you hold?
-Yes.

Up, up, up.

- Thank you.
- Be so good.

You can't get over me.

Can't you work at the other end?

I've been painting
this wall all day.

- You haven't taken out the nail.
- That was your task.

Now you don't have to strain yourself.

We have to turn it around.
499 at Finn.

Freeze!

Now it's pasta, again.

I'm just wondering if I
said something wrong.

You shouldn't think about that.

Patients stop coming
for all sorts of reasons.

Find chemistry with someone
else or they lose motivation.

He was motivated.
I thought so, at least.

It's not that. You are
very good at motivation.

He doesn't pick up
the phone when I call.

When we went to The Met,
Emma flashed her tit to an MMA guy- -who

was struggling with disc
slippage to have him on the mat.

- For real?
- No, of course not.

I'm just trying to illustrate
that you're good at motivation.

-Did it happen or didn't it happen?
-No.

- Of course she did.
- Will you bring me a beer?

It's Emma.

This is Jon Arvid Sæter
from the lawyers Nagell-Dahl.

Do you have two minutes?

I'm sorry that this comes at
such short notice, - -but do

you have an opportunity for
a meeting tomorrow at 2pm?

I have a matter here that I
would like to talk to you about.

- Yes, I understand.
Two o'clock.
-Yes.

Is there anything special
I should bring with me?

No, you don't need to bring
anything. I can send you the address.

You can send to this number.

- See you then.
- Have a nice day.

You?

Now Daniella has surpassed herself.

Or has Therese
rigged the hen party, -

- so she's just going to give a speech?

- No, don't say that!
- I don't know who Therese is.

My other fiance,
in addition to Daniella.

You must listen, Yousef.

It's a very good tip when
you have to manage on Tinder.

Listen, listen, listen.

Now I was summoned to a
"meeting" with a lawyer tomorrow.

Oh!
About what then?

You are seriously
the world's worst actor.

I'll pretend I don't know.

But don't ask then.

I can't sit here and
drink lager- -because

I got a summons to
a meeting tomorrow.

With a lawyer.

I have no idea what it is.

But I feel I must be a
bit fresh for that meeting.

Enjoy yourselves!
Have it!

Have it!

-What the fuck?
-What happened?

Now you have to start following along.

-Do I need a passport?
- I can't say anything. Don't think so.

No, don't say anything!

Can't you have a glass of
wine if you're so nervous?

I'm not nervous, I'm looking forward to it.

Sorry that I have zero interest in
you. Who are you playing against?

Fire.

Good luck. They are lucky to
have you in their support system.

You are my support device too.

It was fucking
cheesy
said.

I'm going to be so
hungover tomorrow.

I can't say anything.

But if they drink you
out tonight, only if,-

-then you will get a burger, coke,
sofa and allowed to choose a movie.

-Just not "Clueless".
- It's a classic.

Have it.

-Emma Nystedt?
-Yes.

-Jon Arvid Sæter.
- Now I'm excited. You are..?

I'm the lawyer who called you.

Lawyer. Right?

It's fun.

-You haven't been here before?
- No, I haven't.

Jon Arvid Sæter, Emma Nystedt.

You are going down
the hall and to the left.

Excuse me.

Please don't…

- You can say hi to her, sort of.
-Hello, little baby.

Just come in.

Sit where you want.

I would like to start by
saying my condolences.

Thank you for being able to
meet me at such short notice.

Despite the lack of an
agenda on the meeting notice.

It was a strong desire from Bullmann
to gather you in the same room-

- when you get the information.

It's fine, just drive.

I, Jon Arvid Sæter
from Nagell-Dahl,- -on

behalf of Bullmann- -was responsible for

some things in
connection with his passing.

Excuse me. Aren't you
the one who held this?

I don't have any more information
than you, but I'm very curious.

What is this all about?

Bullmann approached
us some time ago-

-to deal with a somewhat
sensitive matter.

So according to the deceased's wishes-

-I will first read a
few words from him.

Then we can get back to
the formal stuff afterwards.

"Dear Margrethe, Fie,
Christian and Kaisa."

"Excuse me."

"This is the hardest
thing I've ever

had to do,"- -"but it's the only right thing."

"You're adults now and need to know..."

"You're adults now and need to
know you have a sister you don't know."

"Emma Nystedt."

-"And to you, Emma..."
-Excuse me?

Stop there.

Before you say another word, As the family's

lawyer, I would like to conduct a thorough review of this.

Sorry, but this is
according to the late…

You say so but I want
all your case papers.

Then I take it with the family in
private, and we take meeting room two.

Any case papers you have please.

Sorry, we will
surely be right back.

What does that mean?
Are they my siblings?

It is not true that Doddo
should have a baby louse.

He would not put
himself in such a position.

So we have another sister?

- Is she sitting there my sister?
-If we are to believe what he said.

- Is he a guy you know who is?
-Know neither him nor the company.

She was wearing so much
makeup. "No, you're a secretary."

- Calm down, calm down.
- What does it say then?

Doddo has apparently made
new plans at the end of his life.

Yeah, and I'm just trying to keep up.

This is probably
a form of fraud.

- Are you listening to me?
- She's sitting right there.

- There are two glasses between.
-Speak a little lower.

- Do we know how old she is?
- The same.

What is important,
is what it means to us.

- Reallocations in the will.
-Reassignments? What do you mean?

Do you have someone to call?

I thought you were a stripper.

That this was my bachelor party.

Congratulations.

- With a wedding.
-Thanks.

They are his children?

Yes.

And we have the same father?

But he's dead?

Condolences.

This isn't my bachelor party?

Excuse me.
No, it isn't.

But he who is my father, he is dead?

Sorry, that's what I asked.

The funeral was last week.

In sum, she will get the same share as you.

-She gets 20 percent from Fredly.
- No, now you're joking.

She is 25, the same age as me.

She is an administrator in
"We who want Sjokokirsj back".

It's nice to get such a...

Don't look behind me now,
but she looks just like grandma.

Oh, my God!

Grandmother did not come out
on top in terms of appearance.

- We have to warn her about the drooping face.
-She should get fillers right away.

Can we concentrate a little?

We need to get Doddo declared
insane so we can invalidate the will.

-Why that?
- Because it's not fresh.

It is virtually impossible
to have a will invalidated.

- We have to try, Christian.
- No, it will just be... Brodin?

Do any of you think that
Doddo was crazy, demented?

He has given 20 percent of his
life inheritance to a stranger whore.

He must have been influenced
by something or someone.

We have to solve this in a discreet way.
We cannot say that father was insane.

He has a legacy that
we must take care of.

I don't want him to be remembered
as an out of control crazy guy.

It's actually quite embarrassing.

Are you afraid that the A
share will be questioned?

I can't stand it.
Don't be ugly now.

If you're going to go another round
at it, can you book a meeting room.

It's been less than a week
since we buried Doddo. Relax.

We must avoid this becoming public.
There will be speculation, bullshit.

It is quite risky for the
company and the family.

I don't want my face
on the front page of DN.

Not me either.

Doddo was concerned about his reputation.
He spent his whole life building it.

And the first thing we're going
to do after he's dead is destroy it?

I don't understand
why he does it this way.

He could send a lot of
money in her direction.

We didn't need to
know anything about this.

Does she get voting rights on the board?

You have not called a
board meeting. You should.

Why hasn't the summons arrived?

I'll take care of this here.
I'll fix it.

I'll fix it.

Why does he walk in the
middle of a discussion?

Right?
Why is he leaving now?

Christian!

Maybe we can do some of
the formal stuff while we wait?

I don't know if I can take in
that much more right now.

Full understanding.

- I'm here.
- You sit and pee, you.

What?
Yes?
Everyone does it.

We need to hold that board meeting soon.

The Greeks await an answer, and that
commandment does not stand forever.

I think they realize that Doddo has
died, they are giving us some slack.

That's what being a boss is all about.

You have to have several thoughts
in your head at the same time.

Doddo is dead, but
Meriakis is an impatient man.

Yes, Maggie, but can we
deal with she Emma first?

You haven't started again, have you?

Can you close the door?

It could be the prostate. You
should probably check it out.

Then my mother got pregnant on
that sailing trip, but she never found him.

- He found you, then.
- But now I don't get to meet him.

I think Doddo had a sincere
desire to get to know you.

It just went so fast at the end.

-Doddo?
- He called everyone that, their father.

Hello.

You come here often, don't you?

Yes, that is our main office.

Sorry,
I feel kind of stupid.

We apologize if we
have been a little rude.

- We are a bit put out.
-Yes.

This is a lot, for you too for sure.

We knew nothing about this until now.

No, I don't understand anything,
actually.

- We need some time to process...
- Process.

Process.
We just buried our father.

It's still a bit...

Is it okay with you if
we get in touch soon?

-Is it OK, do you think?
-Yes.

You are in mourning.

-Just take the time you need.
-Yes.

Abrupt.

- I just want to say hello to you.
-Yes.

-Emma.
- Christian.

Nice, Margrethe.

-Kaisa.
-Nice.

-Fie.
- Hello.

Then you will only hear from
us tomorrow, for example.

- Very nice if you could just stay here.
- OK.

One second, just.

Emma?

Just call me if
there's anything.

I will send you the documents and will
be happy to go through them with you.

Look there, yes.

There he is.

Your father.

Dodo.

You hear from me.

Only my mother
knows me like that.

It becomes extra
clear in such a setting.

Straight hips.

When Nikko has 12 relatives who
have asked to "say a few words".

It's not just a gift, there
are some guides here.

Yes, then. Have you
heard of soot at weddings?

What?
Soot?

- I have not heard of that.

- I didn't have that either, - - but it will be sooty at the wedding. Torill wants that.

Money is never uncomplicated.

Why didn't you say anything?

Excuse me? How much do
you charge for half an hour?

-Huh?
-How much do you charge for half an hour?

I hope you're fucking now.

We both screw people for money?

Ouch! What the hell?

Nasty creep.

-Hell!
- Nasty fuck!

-What is your problem?
-Hell!

My God!

Emma, stop!

He is, after all, Richard
Gere from "Pretty Woman".

Cher Horowitz from "Clueless",
Elle Woods from "Legally Blonde".

And Mary something-or-other
from "Everybody loves Mary".

This is your bachelor
party, after all. damn it!

-Bridget Jones.
-Yes!

Sorry, Richard Gere.
Sorry, I didn't recognize you.

Then of course you are...

Pretty Woman!

You are getting married!