All language subtitles for I Fuck the Mechanic on the Street thanks to him Helping me with my Car

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai Download
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,716 --> 00:00:23,250 I'm going to do it because I would like to wash a little bit of dirt 2 00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:25,350 It's okay, you can look here 3 00:00:26,550 --> 00:00:28,170 Oh what a shame 4 00:00:28,170 --> 00:00:29,810 You see around here right? 5 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:30,470 That is that i would like 6 00:00:30,470 --> 00:00:31,210 Like washing 7 00:00:31,210 --> 00:00:32,550 Put some dirt 8 00:00:32,550 --> 00:00:33,290 This one 9 00:00:33,290 --> 00:00:35,570 You are so strong 10 00:00:50,403 --> 00:00:51,670 This car is like... 11 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:58,220 What's wrong with this fucking car? 12 00:01:03,583 --> 00:01:04,250 Let me see 13 00:01:09,533 --> 00:01:11,800 Oh my God, who am I going to call? 14 00:01:31,063 --> 00:01:33,530 There is no one here who can help me. 15 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,290 I have to open it 16 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:40,790 Definitely not alone 17 00:01:41,190 --> 00:01:42,410 Need a man 18 00:01:56,266 --> 00:01:57,600 This smells very bad 19 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:17,240 I'm going to wait for someone to come and help me, because there is no one around here. 20 00:02:19,830 --> 00:02:21,530 Let's go get my cell phone 21 00:02:36,140 --> 00:02:36,720 Hello! 22 00:03:06,930 --> 00:03:08,710 Yes tell us how are you? 23 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:09,890 How are you doing 24 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:11,890 Oh what a shame 25 00:03:11,890 --> 00:03:15,850 I have a problem, can you help me? 26 00:03:18,590 --> 00:03:22,590 Something strange sounded from the car and it started to smell bad 27 00:03:24,243 --> 00:03:25,510 Yes it smells weird 28 00:03:25,510 --> 00:03:28,870 You know that we women don't know anything 29 00:03:28,870 --> 00:03:34,050 Do you usually accelerate much when going downhills 30 00:03:34,890 --> 00:03:36,950 Look at this. The car is accelerating 31 00:04:14,780 --> 00:04:17,300 Yes, I think it's a little hot. 32 00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:19,380 Yes it feels too much 33 00:04:19,380 --> 00:04:21,340 This hill is hard to go down 34 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:26,240 The hills of Medellin are very hard 35 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:27,980 It seems that yes 36 00:04:27,980 --> 00:04:30,860 Seeing the map here you are from Cali right? 37 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:32,520 You can see 38 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:33,880 Let me check below 39 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:38,360 And look well because this has become like 40 00:04:39,900 --> 00:04:44,420 It looks like a drop, but it's all good. I'm squeezing 41 00:04:49,613 --> 00:04:50,880 You're squeezing it 42 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:54,100 Yes there is some water in the turkey 43 00:04:54,593 --> 00:04:54,860 True 44 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,680 And you can look here 45 00:04:59,613 --> 00:05:00,480 Oh what shame 46 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:03,180 Wait until you distract me 47 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,660 Why do they distract him? 48 00:05:07,660 --> 00:05:08,215 I don'think you're wearing underwear. 49 00:05:10,820 --> 00:05:12,140 Oh, sorry about that! 50 00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:13,520 Sorry about that... 51 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,560 That's it for now 52 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:18,140 If you want to try a little tug of war 53 00:05:18,770 --> 00:05:19,060 Okay 54 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,240 Try and see if the door is locked 55 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:23,280 Really? 56 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:24,240 Yes 57 00:05:25,293 --> 00:05:26,160 You scared me 58 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,960 It was just your imagination 59 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,020 And this car is from Cali 60 00:05:30,053 --> 00:05:30,320 Yeah 61 00:05:35,660 --> 00:05:37,290 How do you feel right now 62 00:05:37,290 --> 00:05:38,350 I think so, right? 63 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:47,740 Well there was a little bubble when you started it. 64 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:50,980 But do you feel everything good now ? 65 00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:51,300 Yes 66 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:56,840 Do you come here and say that i would like to wash the car 67 00:05:57,740 --> 00:05:57,940 yes 68 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,760 but is the car ok now 69 00:06:03,953 --> 00:06:10,420 Yes, I'm sorry. Well...I tightened up the screws down there and here it's not leaking or anything 70 00:06:10,420 --> 00:06:12,040 And you don't smell any more glucose 71 00:06:12,793 --> 00:06:13,260 Yes yes 72 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,840 Ah well if that is what you want then follow me 73 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:17,240 Really? 74 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:21,540 Yeah but to get home like this it would be a pain in the ass 75 00:06:21,540 --> 00:06:23,800 Because we still have some work left 76 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,980 No no and also because of your favor 77 00:06:26,980 --> 00:06:29,940 I have to reward you, right? 78 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:31,300 It's not necessary but 79 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:34,040 Anything is fine. A cold drink or something 80 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:35,780 Let me give you a cold drink 81 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:46,140 Today i'm going out for dinner 82 00:06:48,380 --> 00:06:50,300 This will be my meal of the day 83 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:52,100 You won't know 84 00:06:53,770 --> 00:06:54,970 He looks so sweaty 85 00:06:57,836 --> 00:06:58,170 Manly 86 00:06:58,170 --> 00:07:00,950 That what im looking fo 87 00:07:02,896 --> 00:07:03,230 Manly 88 00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:03,830 Daddy 89 00:07:06,870 --> 00:07:09,410 So good, he gave me the coca 90 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,190 Everything is delicious 91 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,240 Did you feel well? 92 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,700 Do you want to sit a little closer 93 00:08:08,776 --> 00:08:13,510 There's no one here yet, so don't worry because there is no one at home 94 00:08:15,803 --> 00:08:17,070 Thank you very much 95 00:08:18,770 --> 00:08:20,950 Welcome to my house 96 00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:23,130 The bathroom is over there 97 00:08:28,030 --> 00:08:30,370 I'll serve you the cold one. 98 00:08:30,550 --> 00:08:31,670 Thank you very much! 99 00:08:36,470 --> 00:08:38,180 He's crazy, today... 100 00:08:38,180 --> 00:08:39,280 Yes or no? 101 00:08:40,390 --> 00:08:41,300 It looks delicious 102 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:43,160 Delicious 103 00:08:44,330 --> 00:08:45,360 Thank you so much 104 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:46,520 No need to thank me 105 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:49,020 You were in a hurry 106 00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:52,260 and didn't know anything about mechanics 107 00:08:52,260 --> 00:08:53,880 And men like that 108 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,820 Why are your nails beautiful 109 00:08:57,350 --> 00:08:59,640 My husband is traveling 110 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:01,560 Yes, you are alone at home. 111 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:05,000 That's why I could bring you here 112 00:09:05,820 --> 00:09:07,380 Don't you mind? 113 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,560 No no... this is your house 114 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:12,720 You are very dear to me 115 00:09:14,726 --> 00:09:16,060 As a beautiful woman 116 00:09:16,060 --> 00:09:16,580 It seems like 117 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,100 Oh it seems so 118 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:21,380 Well then 119 00:09:22,220 --> 00:09:22,900 Sorry 120 00:09:24,860 --> 00:09:27,220 Just waiting for your invitation 121 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,960 This is a surprise for me. 122 00:09:31,653 --> 00:09:32,520 Are you hard? 123 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:36,780 A little bit, like this back bone that I just removed 124 00:09:36,780 --> 00:09:39,180 Yes it's as hard as the back bone 125 00:09:39,940 --> 00:09:41,980 Oh yes it looks good 126 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:45,060 With this body 127 00:09:45,060 --> 00:09:47,060 Do we look alike 128 00:09:47,060 --> 00:09:48,900 We are very similar 129 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:50,340 Oh, I see. 130 00:09:51,650 --> 00:09:55,200 What can we do to help you? 131 00:09:58,720 --> 00:09:59,120 Yes... 132 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:02,380 It's been so hot and without any help 133 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:05,020 Can you help me with something else 134 00:10:05,020 --> 00:10:05,420 Of course 135 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:12,620 Here is a little cooler than the water in your room 136 00:10:13,420 --> 00:10:14,840 That would be great 137 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:18,710 So warm 138 00:10:21,416 --> 00:10:23,550 It's getting really hot in here. 139 00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:26,890 I'm going to make you more comfortable then, ok? 140 00:10:26,890 --> 00:10:27,410 Really?? 141 00:10:27,730 --> 00:10:27,930 Yes 142 00:10:32,756 --> 00:10:33,290 Too much 143 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:36,320 Hot 144 00:10:38,553 --> 00:10:39,020 So nice 145 00:10:42,580 --> 00:10:44,620 How do you feel inside of me now 146 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:45,440 Here it is 147 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:48,380 Wow 148 00:10:50,876 --> 00:10:51,210 Wooow 149 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,120 Oh, you're so wet. 150 00:11:01,673 --> 00:11:02,740 You're so wet... 151 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:16,260 Oh, yeah. 152 00:13:27,193 --> 00:13:27,860 Oh my god! 153 00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:02,580 It's hard... 154 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,180 My ass... 155 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:44,300 You give me a lot of milk, yes! 156 00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:03,750 Are you squeezing it? 157 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,770 Yes. If that vauna is here 158 00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:09,010 And can you look over there 159 00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:09,750 Of course 160 00:15:11,950 --> 00:15:13,610 You live around here, right? 161 00:15:13,850 --> 00:15:15,250 Because i would like to wash myself 162 00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:18,090 Are you... 163 00:15:18,090 --> 00:15:19,210 Are you hard 164 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:19,810 [created using whisperjav 0.7] 9705

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.