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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,900 --> 00:00:03,336 PREVIOUSLY, ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES." 2 00:00:03,436 --> 00:00:05,105 I HAVE TO BE TEN POUNDS THINNER. 3 00:00:05,205 --> 00:00:06,473 TONI CALLED ME PROFESSOR KLUMP THE OTHER DAY. 4 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:07,774 YOU CALLED HER PROFESSOR KLUMP? 5 00:00:07,874 --> 00:00:10,710 JUST HER FINGERS WERE PROFESSOR KLUMP-ISH. 6 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:12,445 YOU'RE MEAN, AND YOU'RE HATEFUL. 7 00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:13,380 I'M MEAN, I'M MEAN? 8 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:14,214 AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE. 9 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:15,015 I'M HATEFUL? 10 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:15,615 YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO BE. 11 00:00:15,715 --> 00:00:16,816 THAT'S HILARIOUS. 12 00:00:16,916 --> 00:00:17,784 BUT TAMAR WAS THERE FOR YOU ON YOUR 4Oth BIRTHDAY. 13 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:18,852 TOWANDA DOESN'T HAVE A PROBLEM. 14 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:19,919 TAMAR DOESN'T HAVE-- - YOU WASN'T THERE FOR ME 15 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:23,723 DURING HER SUCCESS STORY. - TOWANDA DOESN'T-- 16 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:25,892 BUT LET ME TELL YOU HOW MY ENERGY HAS BEEN. 17 00:00:25,992 --> 00:00:27,827 OKAY? 18 00:00:27,927 --> 00:00:30,163 ALONE-- SHE IS ALONE. 19 00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:31,898 I CAN'T CALL MY SISTERS. 20 00:00:31,998 --> 00:00:32,632 IT'S NOT WORTH IT. 21 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:33,666 WHY ARE WE FIGHTING? 22 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:35,335 I WOULD JUST LIKE TO HAVE MY SISTERS BACK. 23 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:38,638 ♪ WE ARE THE BRAXTONS AND YOU'LL SEE ♪ 24 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:42,709 ♪ THAT WE ARE NOT LIKE AN ORDINARY FAMILY ♪ 25 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:44,577 ♪ TONI TRACY TOWANDA TRINA ♪ 26 00:00:44,677 --> 00:00:46,846 ♪ TAMAR AND MISS E WILL ♪ 27 00:00:46,946 --> 00:00:48,815 ♪ TEACH YOU A THING OR TWO ♪ 28 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:52,118 ♪ ON BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES ♪ 29 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:01,628 - TRINA, BE CAREFUL. - I AM. 30 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,396 SO, TOWANDA, WHAT'S THE-- 31 00:01:03,496 --> 00:01:04,531 - THIS? - OBJECTIVE HERE? 32 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:06,433 THIS IS CALLED CHALK PAINT. 33 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:08,068 AND WE CAN ACTUALLY PAINT THE FABRIC WITH THIS. 34 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:10,136 I'M GONNA DO IT, AND Y'ALL GONNA HELP ME. 35 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,071 OKAY. 36 00:01:11,171 --> 00:01:12,439 YOU KNOW WHAT-- THIS IS FREE LABOR. 37 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:13,540 HEY, GUYS, WHAT YA DOIN'? 38 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:14,541 - HEY, MAMA. - HEY. 39 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:15,608 - HEY, YOU GONNA PAINT? - OH, EVERYBODY--- 40 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:17,010 NO. 41 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:19,045 OF COURSE YOUR BOUGIE BUTT ISN'T GONNA PAINT. 42 00:01:19,145 --> 00:01:20,380 - HERE'S YOUR BRUSH. - WOW. 43 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:21,314 WELL, I DON'T MEAN NO HARM. 44 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:23,016 I CAN'T MESS UP THESE LITTLE PANTS. 45 00:01:23,116 --> 00:01:24,451 THAT'S WHY WE HAVE THOSE SMOCKS ON. 46 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:26,086 - MESS UP MY LITTLE PANTS. - THESE AREN'T SMOCKS. 47 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:27,654 - THESE ARE T-SHIRTS. - VINCENT GAVE US T-SHIRTS. 48 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,389 - GOOD IDEA. - YEAH, THEY FIT COMFORTABLE. 49 00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:30,457 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 50 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:31,691 THESE ARE A REAL GOOD IDEA. 51 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:32,826 - WOW, YOU GUYS LOOK GOOD. - WASN'T THIS A GOOD IDEA? 52 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,061 MOMMY HAS BEEN STAYING OUT IN L.A. 53 00:01:35,161 --> 00:01:37,363 TO HELP TAMAR TAKE CARE OF THE BABY. 54 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:40,100 BUT SHE STILL HAS HER HOUSE HERE IN ATLANTA, 55 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,168 AND WE LOVE IT WHEN MOMMY COMES BACK TO SEE US 56 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:45,472 AND TO VISIT HER GRANDCHILDREN BECAUSE WE MISS 57 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:49,075 HAVING MOMMY AROUND ALL THE TIME. 58 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:51,044 OKAY, WATCH THE PRO, OKAY? 59 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:52,178 - OKAY-- OH, THAT RED. - SEE, LOOK. 60 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:53,513 YES. - OKAY. 61 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,348 THIS IS STUPID. 62 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:56,749 THIS IS NOT, TRINA. 63 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,151 BUT MINE IS STARTING TO LOOK REALLY NICE. 64 00:01:58,251 --> 00:01:59,352 WELL, MAYBE I HAVE TOO MUCH. 65 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:00,453 I NEED A RAG FOR TRACY. 66 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:01,955 TRACY'S MESSING UP THE WOOD. 67 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:04,491 YOU SAID SATURATE IT. 68 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:07,927 I THINK PAINTING TOWANDA'S CHAIRS... 69 00:02:08,027 --> 00:02:09,662 IS DUMB. 70 00:02:09,762 --> 00:02:11,131 WHO PAINTS CHAIRS, TOWANDA? 71 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:12,632 GET THEM REUPHOLSTERED. 72 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:14,934 NO ONE DOES THAT. 73 00:02:15,034 --> 00:02:16,803 - YA'LL GONNA GO HOME-- - NO I'M NOT. 74 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:18,404 - AND TRY THIS. - I PROMISE I WON'T. 75 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:20,607 I'M NOT DOING THAT. 76 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:22,308 LOOK, MOMMY, HOW YOU BEEN DOING, THOUGH? 77 00:02:22,408 --> 00:02:25,044 WELL, YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T BEEN DOING THAT GREAT. 78 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,079 WHAT-- WHAT'S WRONG? 79 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:27,380 IS IT YOUR DIABETES? 80 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,149 NO, WORSE THAN THAT. 81 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:31,851 WORSE THAN YOUR DIABETES? 82 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:33,386 WELL, YOU KNOW I HAVE A STALKER. 83 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:35,321 - YOU HAVE A STALKER? - WHAT? 84 00:02:35,421 --> 00:02:37,090 REMEMBER I TOLD YOU GUYS A WHILE AGO, 85 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:38,558 BUT WE DIDN'T GET ON IT-- 86 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:39,592 BUT YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING IN A WHILE, 87 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:40,727 SO WE THOUGHT MAYBE IT DISAPPEARED. 88 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,296 WELL, 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO WORRY YOU GUYS. 89 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:45,698 BUT, LISTEN THOUGH-- BUT YOU HAVE TO LET US KNOW. 90 00:02:45,798 --> 00:02:48,368 THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN KEEP TO YOURSELF. 91 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:51,304 I MET THIS PERSON SEVERAL YEARS AGO, 92 00:02:51,404 --> 00:02:52,639 STARTED DATING. 93 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:57,343 WE BROKE UP, AND SO HE BECAME VERY POSSESSIVE. 94 00:02:57,443 --> 00:03:01,714 HE DIDN'T WANT TO LET GO, SO HE STARTED STALKING ME, 95 00:03:01,814 --> 00:03:05,818 CALLING ME AND THREATENING ME, AND SO. 96 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:08,188 HE AIN'T NEVER GIVE YOU NO SIGNS 97 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:09,355 OF THE OBSESSIVENESS? 98 00:03:09,455 --> 00:03:11,624 WELL, NOW HE WAS A WOLF IN SHEEP CLOTHING. 99 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:13,426 YOU AIN'T SEEN NONE OF THE OBSESSIVENESS? 100 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,628 WELL, WHEN THEY THREW A SHOE AT ME, 101 00:03:15,728 --> 00:03:17,530 AND CALLED ME THE "B" WORD-- 102 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:20,400 all: THEY THREW A SHOE AT YOU? 103 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,901 AND CALLED ME THE "B" WORD. 104 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:22,902 SO-- 105 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:24,537 YOU THREW A SHOE AT MY MAMA? 106 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:26,372 - THREW A SHOE, HUH? - HE THREW A SHOE. 107 00:03:26,472 --> 00:03:27,907 AND CALLED ME THE... 108 00:03:28,007 --> 00:03:29,542 B-I-C-T-H, IN THAT ORDER. 109 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:32,045 F'ING B. 110 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:35,582 I SAID, "YOU GOT TO GO RIGHT NOW." 111 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:39,352 HE'S STOLEN MY, UH, KEY TO MY HOME. 112 00:03:39,452 --> 00:03:40,687 HAD A KEY MADE. 113 00:03:40,787 --> 00:03:43,890 HE HAD MY GARAGE DOOR OPENER. 114 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:46,759 SO EVEN WHEN I MOVED TO L.A. 115 00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:48,695 I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS 'CAUSE I'M THINKING, 116 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:52,799 "IS THIS IDIOT GOING TO FOLLOW ME THERE ALSO?" 117 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:55,034 WILL I EVER HAVE PEACE? 118 00:03:55,134 --> 00:03:56,336 DID YOU DO A, UM, A POLICE REPORT, 119 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:57,403 AND A RESTRAINING ORDER? - I DID THAT. 120 00:03:57,503 --> 00:03:59,072 I DID A RESTRAINING ORDER. - ORDER OF PROTECTION? 121 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:00,406 YES. - BUT-- 122 00:04:00,506 --> 00:04:03,476 AN ORDER OF PROTECTION, BUT THEY COULDN'T FIND HIM. 123 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:05,011 DON'T YOU KNOW WHERE HE LIVES? 124 00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:06,246 NO. 125 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:08,281 I WENT TO THE POLICE STATION 126 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:11,150 AND I GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER, 127 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:14,654 FOUND OUT HE DIDN'T LIVE IN THE SAME AREA 128 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:17,023 THAT HE SAID HE LIVED IN. 129 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:18,992 THEN I HAD TO GO TO ANOTHER COUNTY 130 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,360 AND HE DIDN'T LIVE THERE, 131 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,428 SO THEY COULDN'T SERVE HIM. 132 00:04:22,528 --> 00:04:25,064 WHAT DO YOU DO? 133 00:04:25,164 --> 00:04:27,567 WELL, DID THE SHOE HIT YOU? 134 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:28,401 NO. 135 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:30,603 'CAUSE I'D HAVE BEEN IN JAIL. 136 00:04:30,703 --> 00:04:32,305 BUT, WHERE, WHERE DID THE SHOE END UP? 137 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:34,207 THE SHOE ENDED UP LIKE RIGHT HERE. 138 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:35,475 RIGHT THERE. - IN FRONT OF YOU. 139 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:37,310 - UH-HUH. - SO HE THREW IT DOWN. 140 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:39,412 AND SEE, I WASN'T LOOKING. 141 00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:42,448 ALL I KNOW IS THE SHOE WAS-- BAM! 142 00:04:42,548 --> 00:04:44,751 UH-OH-- SO HE THREW THE SHOE LIKE THIS. 143 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:46,352 UGH! 144 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:49,422 YOU-YOU F'ING B. 145 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:50,790 WHAT? 146 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:53,793 WAIT A MINUTE! 147 00:04:53,893 --> 00:04:55,161 IS THAT HOW-- HOW THEY DO IT? 148 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:56,796 NO-- I GOTTA GO, GUYS. 149 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:58,231 - OKAY, MOMMY. - I'LL SEE YOU GUYS. 150 00:04:58,331 --> 00:04:59,332 OKAY, BYE, MAMA. 151 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:00,500 ALL RIGHT, WELL YOU BE CAREFUL. 152 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,135 WELL, YOU LET US KNOW EVERY LITTLE STEP YOU GO, 153 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:03,102 YOU NEED TO LET US KNOW. 154 00:05:03,202 --> 00:05:04,170 - YES. - EVERYWHERE. 155 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:05,104 DO YOU HAVE MACE? 156 00:05:05,204 --> 00:05:07,273 OR ONE OF THOSE-- BRRRR THINGS? 157 00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:09,542 WHAT, TASER? 158 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:10,410 SERIOUSLY, MOMMY, YOU NEED TO HAVE THAT 159 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:12,211 WITH YOU JUST IN CASE. 160 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,946 - I GOT THIS, TRUST ME. - ALL RIGHT. 161 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,015 I'M GLAD HE OUT YOUR LIFE. 162 00:05:16,115 --> 00:05:17,750 FOR REAL, THOUGH, I THINK MOMMY NEEDS 163 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:22,088 A FIREARM OR A STUN GUN OR SOMETHING. 164 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:24,357 BECAUSE SHE NEEDS TO PROTECT HERSELF. 165 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:25,958 THESE ARE CRAZY PEOPLE OUT HERE. 166 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:29,629 LIKE I SAID BEFORE, THERE ARE ZOMBIES WALKING AROUND. 167 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:32,799 ALL RIGHT, BABE, LOVE YOU. 168 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:34,133 - I LOVE YOU. - PLEASE BE CAREFUL. 169 00:05:34,233 --> 00:05:36,069 WE'RE GONNA FINISH DOING TOWANDA'S UGLY CHAIRS. 170 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,270 OH, YOU'RE GONNA FINISH THAT CHAIR. 171 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:38,204 I CAN'T BELIEVE TOWANDA. 172 00:05:38,304 --> 00:05:39,205 I'LL FINISH YOUR LITTLE DUMB CHAIR. 173 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:40,907 TOWANDA BETTER FINISH HER CHAIR. 174 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:43,710 WELL, THIS IS FREE LABOR. 175 00:05:56,322 --> 00:05:57,623 HI! - HI, GUYS. 176 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:58,591 - WELCOME. - HI. 177 00:05:58,691 --> 00:05:59,826 WELCOME TO THE SHOP AT PEDDLER'S FORK. 178 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:01,227 all: THANK YOU. 179 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:02,729 YOU GUYS LIKE CYCLING AT ALL? 180 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:06,032 WELL, WE'RE HERE BECAUSE MY SISTER WOULD LOVE 181 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:09,102 TO LOSE SOME MORE WEIGHT AND SO I WAS SUGGESTING-- 182 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,903 SHE WANTS EVERYBODY TO LOSE WEIGHT. 183 00:06:11,003 --> 00:06:12,438 I LIKE BALLROOM DANCING. 184 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:13,873 TRACY REALLY WANTS TO GET THE BIKE. 185 00:06:13,973 --> 00:06:15,908 I DO, BUT I WANT HER TO DO IT FIRST. 186 00:06:16,008 --> 00:06:17,443 TRACY SHOULD GET THE BIKE. 187 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:19,145 WE'RE ALL IN TOWN FOR TONI'S BIRTHDAY, 188 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:21,447 AND SINCE TONI HAS BEEN WANTING US 189 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:23,116 TO LOSE WEIGHT WITH HER, 190 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:26,319 I THOUGHT WE SHOULD LOOK AT SOME BICYCLES 191 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:30,590 AND SEE IF WE ALL WANT TO GO BIKE RIDING TOGETHER. 192 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:32,725 CAN YOU TELL US THE BENEFITS OF CYCLING? 193 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:34,327 YOU GET A REALLY NICE BUTT. 194 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:35,294 IT TIGHTENS IT UP. - I DON'T NEED THAT. 195 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,929 I DON'T NEED THAT. 196 00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:38,798 YOU CAN BOUNCE NICKELS ON MY BUTT. 197 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:39,565 - NO YOU CAN'T. - YOU CAN. 198 00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:40,600 SO, LET'S LOOK AT SOME BIKES. 199 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:41,634 LET'S LOOK AT SOME BIKES. 200 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:42,668 AND SEE. 201 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:45,805 LISTEN, LADY, I DON'T NEED ANYTHING ELSE 202 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:48,241 TO ENHANCE MY BOOTY. 203 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:49,542 - OH! - OKAY, LET'S TONE IT UP. 204 00:06:49,642 --> 00:06:51,878 MY BOOTY IS RIGHT! 205 00:06:53,045 --> 00:06:54,380 CAN YOU SAMPLE A BIKE? 206 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,648 YEAH, OF COURSE. 207 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:57,950 THESE ARE OUR BIKES THAT WE HAVE FOR SALE. 208 00:06:58,050 --> 00:06:59,152 OH! 209 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,921 THEY'RE MOOTS, THEY'RE HANDMADE TITANIUM BIKES. 210 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:02,889 THIS ONE. 211 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:03,756 - THIS ONE? - YES. 212 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:05,124 EVERYONE IS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD." 213 00:07:05,224 --> 00:07:06,125 YOU SHOULD GET THIS BIKE. 214 00:07:06,225 --> 00:07:07,794 - LET ME JUST SEE. - IT'S A LITTLE SEAT. 215 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:08,828 GO AHEAD, TRA. 216 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,062 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON. 217 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:10,963 WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD UP-- WAIT A MINUTE. 218 00:07:11,063 --> 00:07:13,199 LET ME PUT SOME TRACTION IN IT. 219 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:18,404 TRACY, GO! 220 00:07:18,504 --> 00:07:19,639 GO, TRACY! 221 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:20,973 IN HEELS-- I'M WEARING HEELS. 222 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:26,412 DON'T FALL! 223 00:07:26,512 --> 00:07:28,281 DRIVE IT! 224 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:31,050 HER POCKETBOOK'S SHOWING. 225 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:32,518 I SEE YOUR VA-JAY-JAY 226 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:33,619 THAT AIN'T BLACK PANTIES. 227 00:07:33,719 --> 00:07:34,821 WHOO! 228 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:36,088 EVERYBODY HAS TO TRY IT OUT. 229 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:37,356 TONI, YOU TRY OUT THE BIKE. 230 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,659 OH, YEAH, I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A SETUP. 231 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:40,426 THIS IS THE BRAKES? 232 00:07:40,526 --> 00:07:41,661 THIS IS THE BRAKE, YEAH. 233 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:43,029 - OKAY. - OKAY. 234 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:43,963 - ALL RIGHT. - GO! 235 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:44,997 TONI, UH-HUH! 236 00:07:45,097 --> 00:07:47,066 - GO, TONI, GO! - UH-HUH! 237 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:48,835 - GO, TONI, GO! - UH-HUH! 238 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,636 - GO, TONI, GO! - UH-HUH! 239 00:07:50,736 --> 00:07:51,804 GO! 240 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:53,940 TONI LOOKED LIKE MARY POPPINS ON THE BIKE. 241 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,142 REMEMBER WHEN MARY POPPINS POPPED IN? 242 00:07:56,242 --> 00:07:57,910 THAT'S WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE. 243 00:07:58,010 --> 00:07:59,612 NOW ME, ON THE OTHER HAND, 244 00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:01,614 I LOOK LIKE A PRO ON THE BIKE. 245 00:08:01,714 --> 00:08:03,349 WHOO! 246 00:08:03,449 --> 00:08:06,719 - GO, TOWANDA! - DON'T HIT THE CAR! 247 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:07,820 COME BACK MORE. 248 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,288 TOWANDA'S JUST ALWAYS TRYING TO SHOW 249 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:10,656 HER ATHLETICISM, IT'S JUST-- 250 00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:11,657 YA'LL REMEMBER THIS? 251 00:08:11,757 --> 00:08:13,292 TRINA IS VERY UNCOORDINATED. 252 00:08:13,392 --> 00:08:16,162 I CAN'T RIDE THIS BIKE. 253 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:17,897 - MY HEEL! - WATCH THIS! 254 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,298 YOU'RE NO LANCE, TOWANDA. 255 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:21,767 - OH, MY GOD. - TRINA'S TURN. 256 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:23,236 - TRINA. - YOU KNOW, I CAN'T RIDE A BIKE. 257 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,337 GET ON THE BIKE. 258 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,438 - YOU RING THE BELL, TOO. - OH, THERE'S A BELL? 259 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:28,374 I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO RING THE DARN BELL. 260 00:08:28,474 --> 00:08:29,775 OH! 261 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,747 YA'LL, I CAN'T BALANCE. 262 00:08:36,782 --> 00:08:39,252 DON'T FALL-- OH, . 263 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:43,623 GO STRAIGHT , GO STRAIGHT, GO STRAIGHT! 264 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:47,393 IT'S A BIKE, NOT A MOPED. 265 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:48,961 - ARE YOU SERIOUS, TRINA? - OH MY GOD! 266 00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:51,697 - GET OFF, BABY. - JUST GET OFF THE BIKE. 267 00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:52,798 TRINA-- 268 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:54,267 - WHOA! - WHAT THE-- 269 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,302 - YOU JUST BOUGHT THAT BIKE. - SORRY. 270 00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:57,904 I TOLD HER I CAN'T RIDE THIS BIKE! 271 00:08:58,004 --> 00:08:58,671 NO, YOU CAN'T. 272 00:08:58,771 --> 00:08:59,672 I'LL PACKAGE IT UP FOR YOU. 273 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:00,506 - NO, YOU CAN'T! - I'LL PUT IT ON YOUR TAB. 274 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:01,541 HOW MUCH IS THE BIKE? 275 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:02,408 WHERE'S YOUR AMERICAN EXPRESS. 276 00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:03,643 THERE'S A PRICE TAG RIGHT HERE. 277 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:04,477 YOU NEED TO GET IT OUT RIGHT NOW. 278 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:05,444 WE'LL GO INSIDE AND RING IT UP. 279 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,713 - HOW MUCH IS IT? - TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS. 280 00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:09,448 THE-- 281 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,350 PFFFT-- IT'S TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS? 282 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:13,553 REALLY, FOR A F ING BIKE? 283 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:16,455 IT'S NOT EVEN A HONDA ACCORD-- REALLY? 284 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,491 THAT EXPENSIVE BIKE, TRINA, YOU BETTER 285 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:21,193 GET GABE'S CHECKBOOK BECAUSE HE BOUGHT IT. 286 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:22,461 REALLY? 287 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:26,399 TEN THOUSAND F ING DOLLARS FOR A F ING BIKE? 288 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:29,302 TEN THOUSAND? 289 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,536 WE SHOULD JUST HOLD OFF ON THE BIKE 290 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:31,971 AND JUST TAKE THE BALLROOM DANCING. 291 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:32,805 - YES. - YEAH. 292 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,206 THAT'S AFFORDABLE. 293 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,041 THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING. 294 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:35,908 - YEAH, IT IS. - LET'S GO. 295 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:36,976 THANK YOU. 296 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:40,913 SORRY I DROPPED YOUR BIKE. 297 00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:42,381 OH, AND ONE AND TWO... 298 00:09:42,481 --> 00:09:43,616 ONE, TWO, THREE-- ONE, TWO, THREE. 299 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:44,817 HEY, AM I DOING IT RIGHT? 300 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:46,986 ONE, TWO, THREE-- ONE, TWO, THREE. 301 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,355 ONE, TWO, THREE-- ONE, TWO, THREE. 302 00:09:49,455 --> 00:09:50,723 ISN'T THAT FUNNER? 303 00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:54,260 - ONE, TWO, THREE. - YES! 304 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:57,229 - SEE, LET'S GO. - OKAY. 305 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,313 SO, IT'S TONI'S BIRTHDAY 306 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:18,784 AND I DECIDED TO TURN MY DINING ROOM 307 00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:21,253 INTO A FABULOUS RESTAURANT 308 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,856 TO CELEBRATE HER BIRTHDAY THERE. 309 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,135 - AH-HA! - THAT'S CUTE. 310 00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:37,503 OH, THANK YOU. 311 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:39,472 WORK IT OUT! 312 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:45,811 TAMAR AND VINCE TRANSFORMED THEIR DINING ROOM. 313 00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:47,613 IT DIDN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THE SAME ROOM. 314 00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,448 IT LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A MAGAZINE, 315 00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:51,584 OR SOMETHING-- IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. 316 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,586 WILL YA'LL PLEASE STOP FRYING CHICKEN? 317 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:54,687 NO MORE CHICKEN? 318 00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:56,288 ESPECIALLY IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO HONEY MUSTARD. 319 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,124 WE DON'T WANT NO MORE BARBECUE CHICKEN FINGERS. 320 00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,493 LIKE FAT GIRL FOOD-- WE DON'T WANT THAT. 321 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,395 WHAT MAKES IT FAT-- BECAUSE IT'S BARBECUE SAUCE? 322 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,030 YOU JUST GONNA BRING A BUNCH OF CHICKEN STRIPS, 323 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,398 REALLY, WITH ALL THESE PRETTY FLOWERS 324 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,933 AND-AND LIBERACE? 325 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,201 AND EAT CHICKEN STRIPS? 326 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:10,870 YOU KNOW, IT'S-IT'S INTERESTING-- 327 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:14,674 EVEN IF WE HAVE BIG OR HEATED ARGUMENTS, 328 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:16,842 AND EVEN THOUGH TAMAR SAYS SOME WILD AND CRAZY STUFF 329 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:17,910 OUT OF HER MOUTH 330 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:19,545 AND SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO PUNCH HER IN THE FACE, 331 00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:21,180 AND YOU DON'T, 332 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:24,283 I DON'T HAVE ANY ILL FEELINGS WHENEVER I SEE MY SISTERS. 333 00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:27,053 IT'S ALWAYS REFRESHING TO SEE EACH OTHER. 334 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:29,455 EVEN THOUGH WE HAD A BIG ARGUMENT. 335 00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:32,758 I TOLD THEM TO HAVE THE SEATING SET FOR SIX. 336 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,760 NOT SIXTEEN. 337 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:35,728 BUT IF YOU HADN'T DONE SIX, 338 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:37,396 THEN WE WOULD HAVE INVITED PEOPLE. 339 00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:38,931 WE GOT TO GET YOU SOME FRIENDS, GIRL. 340 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:39,999 - WHAT? - AND A MAN. 341 00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:41,333 I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS. 342 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,301 WHEN YOU GET YOU A NEW MAN... 343 00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:43,869 - I HAVE FRIENDS. - UM-MM. 344 00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:45,271 - I DO. - LET'S JUST SAY GRACE. 345 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,605 GOD IS GREAT, GOD IS LOVE, AND THANK YA 346 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,241 FOR THIS PIECE OF LETTUCE, GET FAT PIECE OF LETTUCE, 347 00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:50,743 AND LETTING US GET SKINNY BY EATING THIS FOOD, 348 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:54,313 AND TONI AND MOMMY, FIND THEM A GOOD, NICE, 349 00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:58,851 WHOLESOME, DISEASE-FREE, COINED-UP, 350 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,621 AND AMEN-- AND NOT ON THE DOWNLOW. 351 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,091 - YES, AMEN ON THAT! - ALL RIGHT. 352 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:07,626 COMING UP ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES". 353 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,028 AND THE PLATES ARE GONNA BE DIRTY. 354 00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:10,329 UNLESS I ATE AT YOUR HOUSE, 355 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:11,564 I DON'T EAT FROM DIRTY PLATES. 356 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,032 - YOU BETTER GET YOUR LIFE. - YOU TRIED IT. 357 00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:14,633 - HE STILL CALLS. - STILL CALLS. 358 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,502 ONE MINUTE HE MIGHT TEXT AND SAY, "I'M SORRY, 359 00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:18,604 "I LOVE YOU." 360 00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:19,638 THE NEXT MINUTE, "IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, 361 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,807 "NO ONE ELSE CAN." 362 00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:26,078 LET'S JUST SAY GRACE. 363 00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:30,216 AND TONI AND MOMMY, FIND THEM A GOOD, NICE, WHOLESOME, 364 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:35,421 DISEASE-FREE, COINED-UP, UH, , 365 00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:36,989 AND AMEN-- AND NOT ON THE DOWN-LOW. 366 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,291 YES, AMEN ON THAT! 367 00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:42,294 - THAT'S TRUE. - YES! 368 00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:44,230 SO, GIRLS, ARE WE GONNA GO ON A GIRL'S TRIP? 369 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,064 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, TAMAR, 370 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:48,067 WE HAVE A GENERAL CONSENSUS 371 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,936 AND EVERYONE SAID THAT I CAN PLAN THE TRIP. 372 00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:53,339 - I AIN'T GOIN'. - WE'RE ALL GOING. 373 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,174 WELL, THEN WE'LL HAVE TO GO WITHOUT YOU BECAUSE-- 374 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,143 BECAUSE, NO, YA'LL, WE GONNA GET 375 00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:58,811 THE GROUP DISCOUNT RATE, 376 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:03,349 AND OUR BEDS ARE GONNA FEEL LIKE COTS. 377 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,784 SO, TRINA'S REALLY FRUGAL, 378 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:07,186 AND BORDERLINE REAL CHEAP, YOU KNOW? 379 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,455 AND I AIN'T GOING ON NO TRIP SHE PLANS. 380 00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:10,389 'CAUSE YOU KNOW, THIS "BUFFETT," 381 00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:11,957 AND THIS ALL INCLUSIVE-- - NUMBER ONE, 382 00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:14,093 I DON'T EAT FROM "BUFFETTS," NUMBER ONE. 383 00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:14,994 BUFFET. 384 00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:16,428 AND THE PLATES ARE GONNA BE DIRTY. 385 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,664 NO, I DON'T EAT OFF OF DIRTY PLATES. 386 00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:19,965 I BEG YOUR PARDON. 387 00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:21,133 UNLESS I ATE AT YOUR HOUSE, 388 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,568 I DON'T EAT FROM DIRTY PLATES. 389 00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:23,669 YOU BETTER GET YOUR LIFE. 390 00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:25,004 WELL, YOU BETTER GET SHURANCE, ALL TOGETHER. 391 00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:27,573 - YOU TRIED IT. - WHAT'S SHURANCE? 392 00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:28,274 WHAT-WHAT ARE YOU-- 393 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:28,874 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 394 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,109 THAT I'M DIRT-MIRT? 395 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:32,845 THAT I'M CLE'NASTY? 396 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:36,482 I'M NOT DIRTY, TAMAR. 397 00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:37,750 THEY'RE JUST SAYING DON'T SKIMP WHEN 398 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,151 YOU MAKE THE RESERVATIONS, TRINA. 399 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:40,920 THAT'S ALL-- DON'T SKIMP. 400 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:44,223 I DON'T EAT OFF OF DIRTY PLATES. 401 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,891 OKAY, HER FEELINGS ARE REALLY HURT. 402 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,259 DON'T BE ALL IN YOUR FEELINGS. 403 00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:48,360 - I'M ALWAYS IN MY FEELINGS-- - YEAH. 404 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:49,528 BECAUSE, LET ME TELL YOU WHY I'M IN MY FEELINGS, 405 00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:52,665 BECAUSE, WHILE I'M A FRUGAL CHICK, 406 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:56,101 AND WE ALL KNOW THAT I LIKE TO SAVE A COIN... 407 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:59,205 I'M NOT DIRTY, NUMBER ONE. 408 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,807 NO, I JUST SAID THE ALL INCLUSIVE PLACE BE DIRTY. 409 00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:04,476 I-I I'M, UGH-- 410 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:08,380 I'M JUST STARTING TO FEEL-- 411 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,183 IS THERE SOMEONE JUST SLIGHTLY FULL OF THEIR OWN VALOR, 412 00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:12,651 FOR JUST A MOMENT, BECAUSE-- 413 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:15,120 - OUT COMES WEBSTER. - OUT COME THE WORDS. 414 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,055 HERE COMES WEBSTER 415 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:16,956 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, 416 00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,624 BUT I'M GONNA TAKE IT AS DEROGATORY. 417 00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:20,059 YOU SHOULD-- AND YOU SHOULD. 418 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:21,560 - YEAH. - AND YOU SHOULD. 419 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:22,895 YEAH, DO THAT. 420 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:24,997 DON'T ACT LIKE WE DIDN'T GROW UP IN THE SAME HOUSE. 421 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:27,466 YOU HAD PAPER PLATES, YOU HAD PAPER CUPS, 422 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,835 YOU HAD PAPER FORKS. 423 00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:32,671 WE COME FROM THE SAME BACKGROUND, BOO. 424 00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:36,909 SO NO ONE EATS OFF OF DIRTY PLATES. 425 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,978 I'M REALLY SLEEPY. 426 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,679 - ME, TOO. - YES, ME, TOO. 427 00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:42,014 GIRL, NEXT YEAR AIN'T GONNA BE LIKE THIS. 428 00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:45,251 GIRL, NEXT YEAR, WE GONNA HAVE FUN-- WE GONNA BE TURNED UP. 429 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,620 NEXT YEAR ON MY BIRTHDAY I'LL BE ON A DATE. 430 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,654 OOOH! 431 00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:49,688 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 432 00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:50,689 HE GONNA HAVE IT ALL SET UP, 433 00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:51,891 AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUNNER. 434 00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:55,828 HE'S TO TONI'S BIRTHDAY NOT BEING SO LONELY NEXT YEAR. 435 00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,930 AND THAT SHE'LL HAVE A BACK BRACE ON AT NIGHT. 436 00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,598 HALLEL00! - CHEERS! 437 00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:00,566 CLANK, CLANK, CLANK, CLANK, CLANK. 438 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,568 all: CLANK, CLANK, CLANK. 439 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:14,079 - HI! - HI! 440 00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:16,415 HI, LOGAN! 441 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,385 - HE GOT ON A GUCCI SWEAT SUIT. - YEAH. 442 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:20,920 TRACY AND TRINA COMES BY 443 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:23,522 TO VISIT MY LITTLE BABY SUPERSTAR, LOGAN. 444 00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:25,491 HE'S SO CUTE. 445 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,226 WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE SOME LITTLE SISTER TIME, 446 00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:30,162 AND, YOU KNOW, SAY HOW CUTE MY BABY IS. 447 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,864 - YOU CAN'T EAT THE GUCCI. - HE'S LIKE, "I DON'T CARE." 448 00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:34,333 BECAUSE HE'S A BABY, THAT'S WHY. 449 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,734 HI. 450 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,036 LET ME SIT BESIDE MY BABY. 451 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,003 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 452 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,672 MY BABY HAVE ON GUCCI FROM HEAD TO TOE. 453 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,207 OH, SO THAT MEANS HE'S GUCCI ERRY-THING. 454 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:43,575 HA! 455 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,210 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? - TRINA, THAT'S OKAY. 456 00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:46,745 YOUR AUNTIE, WE GONNA PRAY FOR HER, OKAY? 457 00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:47,947 - YEAH. - GUCCI ERRY-THING. 458 00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:49,114 GUCCI JACKET, GUCCI SHOES. 459 00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:50,683 A BABY DOESN'T EVEN CARE WHAT YOU GUYS ARE SAYING. 460 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,418 - GUCCI PANTS, GUCCI TOP. - HE DOESN'T CARE. 461 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,653 THAT'S GUCCI ERRY-THING. 462 00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:56,155 HE DOESN'T EVEN THINK OF THOSE THINGS. 463 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:57,189 AH, YES IT IS, YES IT IS. 464 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,724 - HE DOESN'T CARE. - HE ACTUALLY DOES, MOMMY. 465 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:00,225 HI, MAMA'S BOY. 466 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:01,894 NOW, I MEAN, CAN I HOLD THE BABY? 467 00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:03,228 I MEAN, YOU'RE BABY-HOGGING HIM. 468 00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:06,699 MY NEPHEW, LOGAN, IS SO SUPER JUICY CUTE. 469 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:10,002 HA-- HIS CHEEKS ARE SO ADORABLE. 470 00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:11,370 AND TAMAR'S HOGGING THE BABY, 471 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,972 AND NOT LETTING ANYBODY HOLD HIM. 472 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,341 - HE'S SO CUTE. - HE'S GROWING SO-- WOW! 473 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:16,508 HI, STINKY, HI. 474 00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:17,843 NO, YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM-- YOU JUST HAD HIM. 475 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:19,078 - NO, NO, NO. - HEY, LITTLE GUY. 476 00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:21,513 HI, LITTLE GUY. 477 00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:24,416 SO MY SISTER'S TELLING ME WHEN MY MAMA WAS IN ATLANTA 478 00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:26,685 THAT SHE TOLD THEM THAT SHE BEEN HAVING 479 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:28,654 A WHOLE BUNCH OF PROBLEMS WITH HER EX-BOYFRIEND 480 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:31,423 STALKING HER, AND, YOU KNOW, I'M ALL IN MY FEELINGS, 481 00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:33,492 BECAUSE SHE AIN'T TOLD ME THE T YET. 482 00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:35,160 WHAT HAD HAPPENED? 483 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:38,030 GIRL, I'VE BEEN THROUGH IT WITH THAT, 484 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,665 AND YOU KNOW, HE STILL CALLS ME? 485 00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:41,266 - HE STILL CALLS? - STILL CALLS. 486 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:42,267 STILL HARASSES ME. - WHAT DOES HE WANT? 487 00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:43,635 WELL, WHAT DOES HE WANT, WHAT DOES HE SAY? 488 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,437 I DON'T KNOW-- I DON'T EVEN TALK TO HIM. 489 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:49,775 I TOLD TOWANDA AND TRINA HE THREW A SHOE AT ME. 490 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,478 I WISH I WOULD RUN INTO HIM RIGHT NOW. 491 00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:53,979 NOW SHE DON'T FIGHT BECAUSE OF ALL OF THIS 492 00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:55,781 AND YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHY. 493 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:58,217 BUT I'M GONNA THROW A SHOE BACK. 494 00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,185 AND LOUBOUTINS HURT. 495 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:02,988 SO, HE LEFT, AND THEN HE CALLED THE NEXT DAY 496 00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:04,823 LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. - UM-HMM. 497 00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,525 THEN HE STARTED HARRASSING, 498 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:09,395 HE STARTED SITTING OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE. 499 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:12,831 ONE MINUTE HE MIGHT TEXT AND SAY, UH, "I'M SORRY, 500 00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,199 "I LOVE YOU." 501 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:17,336 NEXT MINUTE, "IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE ELSE CAN." 502 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:20,472 OKAY, LET ME JUST-- YOU KNOW, OKAY. 503 00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:22,741 THERE'S A COUPLE OF THINGS THAT'S OFF LIMITS, 504 00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:25,411 JUST IN LIFE, IN GENERAL, RIGHT? 505 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,149 NUMBER ONE, MESSING WITH MY TEDDY RUXPIN. 506 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,017 NUMBER TWO, TALKING ABOUT MY BABY. 507 00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:35,654 NUMBER THREE, TALKING, HITTING, ELUDING TO, 508 00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:38,624 ACTING AS IF-- DON'T TRY IT, 509 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:42,294 SAYING SOMETHING, TO MY MAMA. 510 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,229 SHE DON'T DO THAT. 511 00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:46,598 HE SAID HE WAS DYING OF CANCER. 512 00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:49,101 HE CLAIMS HE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL. 513 00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:52,171 HE TEXTS ME-- SUPPOSED TO BE ANOTHER DOCTOR, 514 00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,206 LIKE 3 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING, 515 00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:57,476 THIS OTHER SO-CALLED DOCTOR, WHICH WAS HIM, 516 00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:01,380 TEXTS ME AND SAID THAT HE HAD EXPIRED. 517 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,215 THAT HE DIED. 518 00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:04,716 GUESS WHAT? - HMM? 519 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:07,619 TEN MINUTES LATER HE CALLED ME. 520 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,558 I SAID SO THE DEAD HAS ARISEN, HUH? 521 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,296 DON'T EVER CALL ME AGAIN. 522 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:18,997 THAT'S A SICK PERSON. 523 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,667 THAT'S A PERSON YOU'D BETTER NOT TRUST. 524 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,469 THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AN UNFUNNY SITUATION. 525 00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,137 IT SURE IS, YES, IT IS. 526 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:26,705 THIS, THIS IS LIFE THREATENING. 527 00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:28,540 I MEAN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 528 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,509 HOW DO YOU PROTECT YOURSELF? 529 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,245 HOW DO WOMEN PROTECT THEMSELVES? 530 00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:36,348 I, I, I THINK YOU NEED TO GO TO, UM, 531 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,351 A DEFENSE CLASS, A SELF-DEFENSE CLASS. 532 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,285 YEAH, MOMMY. 533 00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:41,920 YOU WANT ME TO SET THAT UP FOR YOU? 534 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,255 I THINK THAT WOULD BE NICE 535 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:45,624 BECAUSE I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO DO. 536 00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:48,460 I HAVE TO FIND EVERY WAY THAT I CAN 537 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,796 TO PROTECT MYSELF. 538 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,598 JUST IN CASE HE WALK UP ON YOU ONE DAY, 539 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:55,901 AND YOU, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE PROTECTED. 540 00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:57,402 YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 541 00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,838 EXACTLY. 542 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:11,783 - HEY, DARLIN'. - ALWAYS HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 543 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,352 I NEED TO LOSE FIVE POUNDS. 544 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:14,720 I'M TRYING TO GET MY SISTERS HERE BECAUSE THEY NEED 545 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,455 TO LOSE FIVE POUNDS TOO. 546 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:18,323 ALL OF US. 547 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:19,491 I LOVE BALLROOM DANCING. 548 00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:21,493 I DID "DANCING WITH THE STARS" IN 2008. 549 00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:22,961 IT WAS A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE. 550 00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:25,264 IT WAS VERY HARD, BUT IT WAS GREAT. 551 00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:26,632 I FELT POWERFUL. 552 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,934 I FELT SEXY AND I WANT MY SISTERS TO EXPERIENCE THE SAME THING. 553 00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:30,969 AND THREE, FOUR. 554 00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:32,404 TO LEFT, LIFT LEG. 555 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,573 WHOO! - TRACY, PAY ATTENTION. 556 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,108 YOU DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION IN SCHOOL, HUH? 557 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,676 PAY ATTENTION. 558 00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:40,445 I CAME HERE TODAY SO I CAN LOSE SOME MORE WEIGHT, 559 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:43,749 BUT I STILL HAVE PROBLEMS WITH MY HEEL SPUR. 560 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:48,720 I REALLY MESSED UP MY FOOT AND TRINA, SHE CHICKENED OUT. 561 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:51,757 WE ALL KNOW SHE CHOREOGRAPHICALLY CHALLENGED. 562 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,725 - I CAN'T FIT YOUR SHOES. - RIGHT. 563 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:54,993 MY SHOES HURT MY FEET. 564 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:57,629 NO, TONI, IF YOU WANNA DO "DANCING WITH THE STARS," 565 00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:58,630 I PROMISE YOU... 566 00:19:58,730 --> 00:19:59,698 I'M GONNA DO "DANCING WITH THE STARS." 567 00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:01,099 YOUR FEET HURT EVERY DAY. 568 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,467 NO, I KNOW MY FEET ARE SUPPOSED TO HURT. 569 00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,603 I'M NOT SAYING THAT MY FEET DON'T HURT-- THEY-- THEY'RE GOOD. 570 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:05,971 MINE AIN'T. 571 00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:09,741 BEING ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS" IS MY ULTIMATE GOAL. 572 00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:11,710 I KNOW I'M PERFECT FOR THE SHOW, 573 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:13,612 AND I'M WAITING FOR THEM TO CALL AND SAY, 574 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,614 "TOWANDA, WE WANT YOU." 575 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,583 CALL ME. 576 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,585 - QUICK, QUICK, SLOW, SLOW. - WHAT DANCE IS THIS ONE? 577 00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:21,186 SALSA-- QUICK, QUICK, SLOW. 578 00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:24,690 EVERY TIME WE GO FORWARD OR BACK-- HIP AND HIP. 579 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,225 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN. 580 00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:27,593 A ONE, TWO, THREE. 581 00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,828 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN AND FREEZE. 582 00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:32,130 RIGHT LEG BACK, SECOND TIME IS A TURN. 583 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,333 YOU SAY IS A TURN OR A CHARM? 584 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:36,335 - CHARM. - NO, TURN. 585 00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:38,070 - NO. - I THOUGHT HE SAID CHARM. 586 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,338 - A TURN. - TURN. 587 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:40,472 I THOUGHT HE WAS SAYING IF GET THE LEFT ON THE RIGHT 588 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:42,107 THERE'S A CHARM. - HE SAID TURN. 589 00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:44,176 RIGHT-- I WAS LIKE, OKAY. - TURN. 590 00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:45,978 I'M SORRY-- A TURN-- OKAY. 591 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,980 SO, LET'S TRY TO TURN WITH THE HIP MOTION. 592 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,715 SEVEN, EIGHT-- LEFT FORWARD. 593 00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,251 HIP AND TURN AND... 594 00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:55,153 IT IS SO HARD TO DANCE IN THEM BALLROOM HEELS. 595 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,289 YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOUR POSTURE IS STRAIGHT 596 00:20:57,389 --> 00:21:03,028 AND YOUR FORM IS THERE AND MY FOOT IS HURTING ME SO MUCH. 597 00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:06,732 SO ONE TIME WE TAKE IT SLOW FROM BEGINNING 598 00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:08,066 AND THEN WE'LL DO WITH THE MUSIC. 599 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:10,402 LEFT LEG FORWARD, BASIC STEP. - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YA'LL... 600 00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:11,770 - NO. - NOPE. 601 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:13,672 IN CLASS-- NO PAIN, NO GAIN. 602 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:14,873 TRACY, COME BACK. 603 00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:15,841 IF THERE'S ONLY ONE WOMAN STANDING, THAT WOULD BE ME 604 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,109 ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS". 605 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,877 WELL, THEN YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS." 606 00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:20,345 I AM, BUT NOT WITH THESE SHOES. 607 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,047 I KEEP TELLING EVERYBODY IT WILL BE TOWANDA FIRST. 608 00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:23,749 MY FOOT HURTS SO BAD. 609 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,584 OH, MY GOD. 610 00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:27,619 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 611 00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:32,157 COMING UP, ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES..." 612 00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:34,126 HERE WE GO-- AND YOU POUND HER. 613 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:36,061 NOT ME-- NOT ME-- RIGHT HERE-- RIGHT HERE! 614 00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:37,262 OH, I THOUGHT HE WANTED ME TO HIT YOU. 615 00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:40,198 - NO, HERE, HERE, HERE-- WHOA! - OOH, GANGSTER. 616 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,199 WHAT? 617 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,001 WATCHING MY DAUGHTER GO BLACK? 618 00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:44,770 CHILD. 619 00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:48,607 NO PAIN, NO GAIN-- TRACY, COME BACK. 620 00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:49,875 IF THERE'S ONLY ONE WOMAN STANDING, 621 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,243 THAT WOULD BE ME ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS". 622 00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:52,778 WELL, THEN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS". 623 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,079 I AM, BUT NOT WITH THESE SHOES. 624 00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:55,580 I KEEP TELLING EVERYBODY IT WILL BE TOWANDA FIRST. 625 00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:57,549 I WON-- I WON. 626 00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,485 IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE GOUT AND HAVE LITTLE SHOES. 627 00:22:00,585 --> 00:22:01,987 YOU KNOW SOMEBODY THAT HAS GOUT? 628 00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:03,555 - LOOK, LOOK AT THAT. - YOU KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE? 629 00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,557 OH, DID YOU SEE THIS-- LOOK. 630 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,292 NO PAIN, NO GAIN. 631 00:22:07,392 --> 00:22:09,795 DANCING IN THESE HEELS IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN FOR ME. 632 00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:14,099 MY FOOT IS BARKING LIKE A FREAKING ROTTWEILER. 633 00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:15,600 ARF! 634 00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:18,170 I DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW MANY CALORIES I COULD BURN TODAY. 635 00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:21,273 MY FOOT, WITH THIS HEEL SPUR, NEEDS A TIME OUT. 636 00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:23,575 OKAY, I'M GONNA SWEAT OVER HERE WITH MY FEET. 637 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:25,410 IT'S ALWAYS CROPPED UP. 638 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,546 LOOK AT THAT-- LOOK AT THAT, TONI-- GOUT. 639 00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:30,248 I HAVE CRYSTAL ALL IN MY FEET. - BOO, TRA. 640 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,483 YOU GUYS ARE NO FUN. 641 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:32,784 YOU'RE MESSING WITH MY WORKOUT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT DEVOTED. 642 00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:34,353 WELL, I'M RIGHT HERE-- I'M DEVOTED. 643 00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:36,221 - YOU'VE GOT TO BE DEVOTED. - I AM DEVOTED. 644 00:22:36,321 --> 00:22:38,323 I'M DEVOTED TO THESE TOES RIGHT HERE. 645 00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:40,792 BOO, TRA-- I KNOW TRACY HAS FOOT PROBLEMS, 646 00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:42,294 AND I'M GUESSING BALLROOM DANCING 647 00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:43,929 AND HEELS ISN'T HER THING RIGHT NOW. 648 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,263 SHE'S RECUPERATING. 649 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,965 I'M JUST REALLY BUMMED OUT BECAUSE I WAS HOPING 650 00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:48,834 THAT THIS WOULD GIVE US, LIKE, SISTER TIME. 651 00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:50,435 BUT AT LEAST TOWANDA'S COMMITTED. 652 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,137 HER FOOT'S OKAY. 653 00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:54,206 WE'RE DOING FIGURE EIGHT WITH THE HIPS. 654 00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:56,041 YES. 655 00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:59,244 NOW, TRY TO SLIGHTLY TURN OUT YOUR FEET 656 00:22:59,344 --> 00:23:01,480 SO YOUR LEGS ARE OPEN. 657 00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,682 IT'S THE SAME MOVE, JUST QUICK, QUICK, SLOW. 658 00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:07,652 QUICK, QUICK, SLOW AND QUICK, QUICK, SLOW. 659 00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:08,787 AND I'M BACK. 660 00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:10,322 QUICK, QUICK, SLOW. 661 00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:12,491 AND QUICK, QUICK, SLOW. 662 00:23:12,591 --> 00:23:14,760 SO I GAVE MY FOOT A LITTLE BREAK 663 00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:16,828 AND PUT ON SOME COMFY SOCKS 664 00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:19,464 AND I'M-I'M READY TO TRY IT AGAIN FOR TONI. 665 00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:20,866 I'M JUST SO TIRED OF HER TALKING. 666 00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:24,069 JUST BE QUIET-- I-I'LL SHAKE A FANNY-TAIL. 667 00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:27,739 OR SOME KIND OF TAIL FEATHERING ALL OVER THE PLACE. 668 00:23:27,839 --> 00:23:29,975 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 669 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,513 HIP AND HIP. 670 00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:36,548 AND HIP FIGURE EIGHT. 671 00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:40,786 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN. 672 00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:42,287 A ONE, TWO, THREE. 673 00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:44,956 HIP. 674 00:23:45,056 --> 00:23:47,092 I'M LOOKING AROUND AT TRACY AND TOWANDA, 675 00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:49,895 AND I'M NOTICING THAT THEY'RE REALLY ENJOYING IT. 676 00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:51,530 THEY'RE HAVING FUN. 677 00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:53,331 THIS COULD BE GOOD-- THIS COULD BE A FAD. 678 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,766 WE COULD MAKE THIS HAPPEN, LIKE, EVERY WEEK. 679 00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:56,735 EVERY TIME WE GET TOGETHER, AT LEAST. 680 00:23:56,835 --> 00:23:58,670 ONE... 681 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:00,338 THANK YOU, LADIES. 682 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,673 YOU HAVE A CUTE BUTT. 683 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:04,242 IT'S SO FIRM AND TIGHT. 684 00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:13,852 TOWANDA, WHY YOU GOT THE HEELS ON? 685 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:15,387 BECAUSE THIS IS A REAL LIFE SITUATION. 686 00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:16,588 WHAT IF WE HAVE ON HEELS? 687 00:24:16,688 --> 00:24:18,523 IF HE COME-WALK UP, JUST KICK HIM IN THE GROIN. 688 00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:21,193 WITH YOUR HEEL-- YOU UNDERSTAND? 689 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,828 HEY, TOBY! 690 00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:25,564 - CAN I GET SOME LOVIN', PLEASE? - YES, YOU MAY GET SOME LOVIN'. 691 00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:26,598 OH, I LOVE IT. 692 00:24:26,698 --> 00:24:28,800 I BOOKED MOMMY, TRINA AND TOWANDA TO GO 693 00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:30,869 TO MY GOOD FRIEND, SERGEANT TCHICAYA, 694 00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:33,472 TO LEARN SOME SELF-DEFENSE SKILLS, HONEY. 695 00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:35,941 AND IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO PROTECT THEMSELVES, 696 00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:38,176 IT IS MR. BOOM-BOSTIC. 697 00:24:38,276 --> 00:24:39,311 FOLLOW ME. 698 00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:40,512 OKAY. 699 00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:43,448 WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF PAIN AND HAPPINESS. 700 00:24:43,548 --> 00:24:45,350 HOUSE OF PAIN. 701 00:24:45,450 --> 00:24:48,086 THERE IS A PROBLEM, MISS E, 702 00:24:48,186 --> 00:24:49,621 I WANT TO HEAR YOUR PROBLEMS. 703 00:24:49,721 --> 00:24:52,657 WELL, I'M BEING STALKED AND IT'S-IT'S JUST BEEN HORRIBLE. 704 00:24:52,757 --> 00:24:55,594 I'M CONSTANTLY LOOKING BEHIND MYSELF 705 00:24:55,694 --> 00:24:58,263 OR IF I'M DRIVING I'M LOOKING IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR. 706 00:24:58,363 --> 00:25:00,899 IT'S A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE FEELING. 707 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:02,567 HOW LONG THIS BEEN GOING? 708 00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:03,969 OH, MY GOD, TOO LONG. 709 00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:06,705 AND I-I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO DEFEND MYSELF. 710 00:25:06,805 --> 00:25:08,607 MY LIFE IS AT STAKE. 711 00:25:08,707 --> 00:25:10,909 - WONDERFUL. - AND I'M TIRED OF IT. 712 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,744 - AND TODAY. - TODAY. 713 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,479 MENTALLY YOU'RE GONNA WHOOP HIS BUTT. 714 00:25:14,579 --> 00:25:16,114 - ALL RIGHT. - TODAY YOU'RE READY, RIGHT? 715 00:25:16,214 --> 00:25:17,549 - YES. - WHAT? 716 00:25:17,649 --> 00:25:19,518 TRY ME. - OH! 717 00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:22,053 NOW, LET'S GET STUPID-- RIGHT HERE. 718 00:25:22,153 --> 00:25:23,889 - LET'S GET STUPID. - LET'S GET STARTED. 719 00:25:23,989 --> 00:25:24,956 HERE WE GO. 720 00:25:25,056 --> 00:25:26,458 I'M GONNA BE YOUR TRANSLATOR FOR THE DAY. 721 00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:27,692 OKAY. 722 00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:29,961 I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS GOING INTO THE SELF-DEFENSE CLASS 723 00:25:30,061 --> 00:25:32,163 AND I'M A LITTLE EXCITED. 724 00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:34,432 - TRACY. - TRACY. 725 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,102 I'M WAITING TO LEARN A LOT FROM THIS MAN 726 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,771 SINCE TRACY RECOMMENDED HIM. 727 00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:41,940 THEY USUALLY COME, THEY GONNA ATTACK YOU FROM HERE. 728 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,074 WHOO, IT'S HOT. 729 00:25:43,174 --> 00:25:45,143 - WAIT, MAMA, PAY ATTENTION. - OKAY. 730 00:25:45,243 --> 00:25:46,244 - ONE... - ONE... 731 00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:47,312 - BOOM. - BOOM. 732 00:25:47,412 --> 00:25:50,549 MY CHEST IS UP, MY BOOTIE IS OUT-- TWO, HIT! 733 00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:52,284 SEE MY LEFT FOOT GO OVER. 734 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,619 THREE, JUST A LITTLE PUSH. 735 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:56,154 HE'S GOING DOWN. 736 00:25:56,254 --> 00:25:58,223 FOUR, YOU'RE GONNA DROP THE HEEL 737 00:25:58,323 --> 00:26:00,692 STRAIGHT WHERE HE MAKES HIS BABY. 738 00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:02,694 LET HIM KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS. 739 00:26:02,794 --> 00:26:04,029 WHEW, IT'S A LITTLE HOT, THOUGH. 740 00:26:04,129 --> 00:26:05,864 MAMA, THAT WAS... NOW, HERE YOU GO. 741 00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:07,165 - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. - PLEASE. 742 00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:08,867 - OKAY. - GIRL, TRYING TO SHOW MAMA. 743 00:26:08,967 --> 00:26:10,769 AND TWO. 744 00:26:10,869 --> 00:26:12,771 - WHAT? - AROUND. 745 00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:14,639 - TURN IT TO YOUR LEFT. - TURN LIKE THIS. 746 00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:16,675 - OH, LIKE THIS. - THERE WE GO. 747 00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:18,243 NOW SHE'S GONNA PUSH ME BEHIND. 748 00:26:18,343 --> 00:26:20,145 - OKAY. - AND I'M GOING DOWN. 749 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:21,947 GUESS WHAT? - BOOM! 750 00:26:22,047 --> 00:26:23,515 - WHOA! - LIKE THIS? 751 00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:25,183 BOOM-- POW! 752 00:26:25,283 --> 00:26:26,418 RUINED! 753 00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:31,189 I THINK MOMMY ENJOYED IT JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH. 754 00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:33,792 I'M NOT SURE SHE WAS THINKING ABOUT HER STALKER... 755 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:39,664 DELETE THAT BEFORE I GET IN TROUBLE. 756 00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:41,166 THANKS. 757 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:43,168 - HE'S GONNA BE FROM A COUNT. - I DON'T WANT YOU HURTING HIM. 758 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,569 I AIN'T GONNA-- I'M NOT GONNA HURT HIM. 759 00:26:44,669 --> 00:26:45,737 I SEEN IT IN MY BABY MAKER. 760 00:26:45,837 --> 00:26:47,238 MOMMY, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING AT ALL. 761 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:48,940 YOU'RE JUST GOING FOR THE GUSTO 762 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,976 AND TRYING TO KICK SOMEBODY IN THE TENDERLOINS. 763 00:26:51,076 --> 00:26:52,243 THAT'S ALL YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT. 764 00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:53,511 - HEY! - YES. 765 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:54,646 - HEY! - YES. 766 00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:55,847 - HEY! - YOU'VE GOT TO MOVE THE LEFT FOOT OVER. 767 00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:56,915 TURN LIKE THIS. 768 00:26:57,015 --> 00:26:58,783 YOU CAN'T KEEP HURTING SOMEBODY'S TENDERLOINS. 769 00:26:58,883 --> 00:27:00,885 THAT'S A GOOD THING. 770 00:27:00,986 --> 00:27:02,087 HERE WE GO. 771 00:27:02,187 --> 00:27:04,222 YOU SIT DOWN... - SIT ON YOU? 772 00:27:04,322 --> 00:27:06,024 SIT ON THE STOMACH AND WHOOP, WHOOP HIM. 773 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:07,492 - AH, AH... - DON'T BE AFRAID, MAMA. 774 00:27:07,592 --> 00:27:09,260 HIT THIS! - WAIT A MINUTE. 775 00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:11,162 SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN ON THE STOMACH-- HERE WE GO. 776 00:27:11,262 --> 00:27:12,464 - OKAY. - AND GUESS WHAT, NOW, MAMA. 777 00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:14,199 HERE WE GO-- AND YOU POW! 778 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,434 NOT ME, NOT ME-- SO HERE, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE. 779 00:27:16,534 --> 00:27:17,535 OH, I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO HIT YOU. 780 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,004 NO, HERE, HERE, HERE-- THE PAD-- THE PAD. 781 00:27:19,104 --> 00:27:23,642 WHEN I HAD TO STRADDLE OVER HIM, I'M LIKE, OOHH. 782 00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:25,276 YOU KNOW? 783 00:27:25,377 --> 00:27:27,278 MY BOTTOM TOUCHING HIS CHEST. 784 00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:29,014 OH, MY GOD. 785 00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:31,282 BESIDES, I DIDN'T WANT TO TURN HIM ON. 786 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:32,851 FOUR! 787 00:27:32,951 --> 00:27:34,119 THREE! 788 00:27:34,219 --> 00:27:35,954 TWO-- ONE! 789 00:27:36,054 --> 00:27:37,122 NOW, YOU'RE GONNA CHOKE HIM, MAMA, YOU'RE GONNA CHOKE HIM. 790 00:27:37,222 --> 00:27:39,190 - I GOTTA TAKE THIS OFF. - GUESS WHAT, MAMA? 791 00:27:39,290 --> 00:27:42,494 YOU'RE ALREADY THERE-- YOU GO RIGHT HERE, AND YOU GO HARD. 792 00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:43,995 - LIKE THAT? - YEAH, LIKE THAT. 793 00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:46,431 HERE WE GO-- AGHH! 794 00:27:46,531 --> 00:27:48,266 THAT'S IT! 795 00:27:48,366 --> 00:27:49,868 SHE'S GONNA KILL HIM! 796 00:27:49,968 --> 00:27:52,937 MOMMY WAS GOING TO F HIS ASS UP, HONEY. 797 00:27:53,038 --> 00:27:55,206 SHE WAS TAKING NO PRISONERS. 798 00:27:55,306 --> 00:27:56,441 GOOD JOB. 799 00:27:56,541 --> 00:27:58,743 YOU GOT SOME POWER! 800 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:00,478 YOU TRIED TO KILL ME! 801 00:28:00,578 --> 00:28:02,213 YOU'RE . 802 00:28:02,313 --> 00:28:06,384 I DIDN'T KNOW I WASN'T REALLY SUPPOSED TO CHOKE HIM. 803 00:28:06,484 --> 00:28:09,954 HE SAID PRETEND I WAS CHOKING THE ENEMY. 804 00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:13,291 SO, I PUT IT ALL IN THERE. 805 00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:15,093 I CHOKED HIM. 806 00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:16,795 OH, LADIES, IT'S TIME TO GO BACK TO WORK 807 00:28:16,895 --> 00:28:18,530 ON THE NEXT EXERCISE THAT WE'RE GONNA DO, MAMA. 808 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:19,964 I WANT YOU TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. 809 00:28:20,065 --> 00:28:21,066 RIGHT. 810 00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:22,500 YOU'RE GONNA BE PULLING THE CAR. 811 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,335 I'M GONNA PULL A WHAT? 812 00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:27,205 COMING UP, ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES..." 813 00:28:27,305 --> 00:28:29,040 GO, MAMA. 814 00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:30,942 GO, MAMA. 815 00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:32,977 YOU'VE GOT TO PULL IT. 816 00:28:33,078 --> 00:28:36,514 ERIC'S TELLING ME THAT COLLEGE WAS OUR CHOICE, NOT HIS. 817 00:28:36,614 --> 00:28:37,615 WHAT? 818 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:38,817 HE TOLD ME THAT HE DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE. 819 00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:40,652 HE'S NOT GOING TO COLLEGE? 820 00:28:43,254 --> 00:28:45,256 - I LIKE POTATO SALAD. - WHAT DID YOU CALL IT? 821 00:28:45,356 --> 00:28:47,959 - POTATO SALAD. - IS THIS PICK ON TRINA DAY? 822 00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:50,161 NO, IT'S NOT-- IT'S LET'S HELP OUR SISTER. 823 00:28:50,261 --> 00:28:52,564 IT'S-- SAY POTATO. 824 00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:54,632 POTATA. 825 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:55,967 I DIDN'T DO THAT-- I DIDN'T DO THAT. 826 00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:58,203 YES, YOU DID-- YOU GOTTA GET IT OUT. 827 00:28:58,303 --> 00:29:00,338 POTATO SALAD. - POTATO SALAD. 828 00:29:00,438 --> 00:29:01,272 KEEP SAYING IT. 829 00:29:01,372 --> 00:29:02,440 IT'S, NOT-IT'S NOT POTATO SALAD. 830 00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:03,441 YES, IT IS. 831 00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:05,777 SAY, I WANT TO ORDER RIBS AND POTATO SALAD. 832 00:29:05,877 --> 00:29:07,512 I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE AN ORDER OF RIBS AND POTATO SALAD. 833 00:29:07,612 --> 00:29:08,980 NO, I'D JUST LIKE SOME POTATO SALAD. 834 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,381 I WOULD LIKE AN ORDER OF RIBS. 835 00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:11,750 NOBODY'S GONNA UNDERSTAND THAT. 836 00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:14,352 - I WANT A ORDER OF RIBS... - UM-HMM. 837 00:29:14,452 --> 00:29:16,521 - AND POTATO SALAD. - THERE YOU GO. 838 00:29:16,621 --> 00:29:17,122 HA! 839 00:29:20,725 --> 00:29:21,960 YOU'RE GONNA BE PULLING THE CAR. 840 00:29:22,060 --> 00:29:24,829 - I'M GONNA PULL A WHAT? - PULLING A CAR. 841 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:26,798 PULL-PULL. - P-U-L-L. 842 00:29:26,898 --> 00:29:28,066 BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. 843 00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:30,468 I DO BELIEVE IN MYSELF BUT I DON'T WANT TO PULL A CAR. 844 00:29:30,568 --> 00:29:31,736 C-A-R? 845 00:29:31,836 --> 00:29:33,938 YES, YOU CAN. 846 00:29:34,038 --> 00:29:36,074 HERE WE GO. 847 00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:40,712 DOES SHE-DOES SHE UNDERSTAND WHAT HE'S SAYING? 848 00:29:40,812 --> 00:29:43,882 TRACY, TOWANDA, TRINA. 849 00:29:43,982 --> 00:29:46,217 YOU'RE GONNA MOVE IT FROM HERE TO THERE. 850 00:29:46,317 --> 00:29:48,486 READY, GO. 851 00:29:48,586 --> 00:29:50,188 CLOSE IT. 852 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:51,856 PULL-- PULL. 853 00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:53,091 NICE AND EASY. 854 00:29:53,191 --> 00:29:54,926 THAT'S IT-- PULL IT, MAMA-- YOU GOT IT. 855 00:29:55,026 --> 00:29:56,828 PULL IT-- TRACY, DON'T TOUCH THAT ROPE. 856 00:29:56,928 --> 00:29:59,063 MAMA, PULL IT, MAMA-- YOU GOT IT-- PULL IT. 857 00:29:59,164 --> 00:30:00,732 GO, GO, GO, MAMA! 858 00:30:00,832 --> 00:30:03,101 - YOU'VE GOT TO GO! - GO, GO MOMMY-- GO! 859 00:30:03,201 --> 00:30:05,570 GO-- GO, MOMMY! - YOU GOT TO GO! 860 00:30:05,670 --> 00:30:08,106 - GO, MOMMY! - PULL IT! 861 00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:10,241 PULL IT! 862 00:30:10,341 --> 00:30:12,443 FIVE, FOUR, 863 00:30:12,544 --> 00:30:14,379 THREE, TWO, ONE. 864 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:15,914 GOOD JOB. 865 00:30:16,014 --> 00:30:17,015 GO, MOMMY! 866 00:30:17,115 --> 00:30:19,083 WHOO! 867 00:30:19,184 --> 00:30:20,885 GIVE ME SOME LOVIN', MAMA-- YOU DID IT. 868 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:22,387 - YAY! - GOOD JOB. 869 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,055 I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 870 00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:27,826 I LEARNED THAT I HAVE GREAT STRENGTH. 871 00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:30,195 SO IT WORKED FOR ME. 872 00:30:30,295 --> 00:30:31,663 THANK YOU, SARGE. 873 00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:34,399 IF YOU CAN MOVE A CAR, 874 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:36,868 YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF YOUR OWN DESTINY. 875 00:30:36,968 --> 00:30:39,003 - RIGHT. - IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF... 876 00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:40,505 - WELL? - LIKE YOU DID RIGHT HERE... 877 00:30:40,605 --> 00:30:42,207 - HALLELUJAH! - GUESS WHAT? 878 00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:44,008 YOU DID IT. - I DID IT. 879 00:30:44,108 --> 00:30:45,143 - THERE WE GO. - I DID IT. 880 00:30:45,243 --> 00:30:47,612 - YOU DID IT. - I DID IT. 881 00:30:47,712 --> 00:30:49,747 - MOMMY DID IT. - I DID IT. 882 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,616 - MOMMY DID IT. - WHOO-- WHOO! 883 00:30:51,716 --> 00:30:54,252 - GOOD JOB. - LOOK AT GOD. 884 00:31:11,336 --> 00:31:12,303 HEY, YOU. 885 00:31:12,403 --> 00:31:14,873 - HEY, YOU. - WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 886 00:31:14,973 --> 00:31:17,242 LOOKING AT PICTURES OF MY BABY. 887 00:31:17,342 --> 00:31:19,010 OH. 888 00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:21,846 MOMMY IS BACK IN ATLANTA TO DEAL WITH HER RESTRAINING ORDER, 889 00:31:21,946 --> 00:31:24,549 SO I INVITED HER OVER BECAUSE MY SON, ERIC, 890 00:31:24,649 --> 00:31:26,551 IS PREPARING TO ENTER INTO THE MILITARY 891 00:31:26,651 --> 00:31:28,052 AND I REALLY NEED TO TELL HER. 892 00:31:28,152 --> 00:31:30,388 AND I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE IS GOING TO FEEL ABOUT THIS. 893 00:31:30,488 --> 00:31:32,056 LOOK AT THAT. 894 00:31:32,156 --> 00:31:33,391 I KNOW. 895 00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:35,727 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I WISH THAT I COULD GO 896 00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:37,362 ALL THE WAY BACK AGAIN. 897 00:31:37,462 --> 00:31:40,365 AND GIVE BIRTH TO HIM AND JUST START OVER. 898 00:31:40,465 --> 00:31:41,633 WELL... 899 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,701 I JUST WISH I COULD GO BACK AND JUST MAKE BETTER CHOICES 900 00:31:43,801 --> 00:31:45,270 AND BETTER DECISIONS. 901 00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:48,706 I THINK I WOULD HAVE BEEN A MORE ATTENTIVE PARENT. 902 00:31:48,806 --> 00:31:51,542 I THINK THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ON THE ROAD SO MUCH. 903 00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:52,543 MMM... 904 00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:54,679 - NOW HE'S 18 YEARS OLD. - I KNOW. 905 00:31:54,779 --> 00:31:55,980 MAKING CHOICES. 906 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,182 AND HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE WANTS TO DO WITH HIS LIFE. 907 00:31:58,283 --> 00:31:59,484 WELL, I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING-HE... 908 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:01,185 FIRST HE WAS GOING TO COLLEGE. 909 00:32:01,286 --> 00:32:02,387 YEAH. 910 00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:04,822 AND NOW HE'S TELLING ME THAT COLLEGE WAS OUR CHOICE, 911 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,825 NOT HIS. - WELL, HE IS-- WHAT? 912 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,127 HE DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE 913 00:32:09,227 --> 00:32:10,561 AND MAYBE HE WANTS TO JOIN THE MILITARY. 914 00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:12,030 THE MILITARY? 915 00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:14,532 - THE MILITARY. - HE'S NOT GOING TO COLLEGE? 916 00:32:14,632 --> 00:32:16,100 MOMMY, I DON'T KNOW. 917 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,871 MOMMY REALLY HAD HER HEART SET ON ERIC GOING TO COLLEGE. 918 00:32:19,971 --> 00:32:22,040 AND WE ALL KNOW MOMMY. 919 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:24,943 SHE LOVES TO BRAG ON HER GRANDCHILDREN. 920 00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:27,745 HE SAID HE WANTED TO BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, 921 00:32:27,845 --> 00:32:30,782 HE WANTED HIS PHD, HE WANTED TO GO TO ENGLAND. 922 00:32:30,882 --> 00:32:33,017 WELL, MOMMY, YOU CAN'T GET ALL EMOTIONAL 923 00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:34,619 BECAUSE THEN YOU'LL TAKE ALL THE EMOTIONS FROM ME. 924 00:32:34,719 --> 00:32:35,887 CAN I BE EMOTIONAL, PLEASE? 925 00:32:35,987 --> 00:32:38,523 CAN I HAVE THE CRIES AND THE TEARS THIS TIME? 926 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:40,625 BECAUSE YOU BE CRYING BEFORE I DO 927 00:32:40,725 --> 00:32:42,293 WHEN IT COMES TO THOSE GRANDCHILDREN. 928 00:32:42,393 --> 00:32:44,162 WHOO, LORD. 929 00:32:44,262 --> 00:32:46,798 BUT, TRINA, YOU SEE, YOU HAD TIME FOR IT TO SINK IN. 930 00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:49,867 THIS IS NEW. 931 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,235 YOU KNOW... 932 00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:53,538 BUT, OKAY. 933 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:56,407 YOU JUST WANT TO PROTECT THEM SO MUCH, 934 00:32:56,507 --> 00:32:58,576 LIKE THEIR WHOLE LIVES. 935 00:32:58,676 --> 00:33:00,712 AND IT'S JUST LIKE, AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR HIM 936 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:03,715 TO MAKE HIS OWN DECISIONS AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT... 937 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:04,816 NO, YOU CAN'T. 938 00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:06,651 ...WHETHER OR NOT HE MAKES THE WRONG CHOICE. 939 00:33:06,751 --> 00:33:08,987 I JUST FEEL LIKE HE IS JUST ONE SCOOP OF MASHED POTATOES 940 00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:10,555 IN A POT OF GRAVY, BECAUSE I PROBABLY SMOTHERED 941 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:12,156 THE POOR LITTLE BABY HALF TO DEATH. 942 00:33:12,256 --> 00:33:13,791 I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL. 943 00:33:13,891 --> 00:33:16,260 HOWEVER, THAT'S NOT LIFE. 944 00:33:16,361 --> 00:33:19,230 YOU DID A LOT OF THINGS FOR ERIC. 945 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:21,499 YES, YOU-YOU MADE IT EASY FOR HIM, 946 00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:24,235 BUT THE FINAL ANALYSIS 947 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:26,904 AND WHAT ERIC WOULD LIKE TO DO FOR HIS LIFE, 948 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,407 THAT'S ERIC'S DECISION. 949 00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:31,776 AND DON'T YOU TAKE ON THAT BURDEN. 950 00:33:31,876 --> 00:33:33,745 HE'LL BE OKAY. 951 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,114 AND YOU WILL, TOO. 952 00:33:36,214 --> 00:33:38,182 TRUST ME. 953 00:33:38,282 --> 00:33:41,019 HOW ABOUT THAT? 954 00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:43,054 - YES, MA'AM. - ALL RIGHTY THEN. 955 00:33:43,154 --> 00:33:46,090 SO STOP WORRYING. - NOW GO FRY ME SOME CHICKEN. 956 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:51,129 DON'T MAKE IT TOO BROWN, EITHER. 957 00:33:51,229 --> 00:33:53,498 I DON'T-- I NEVER MAKE MY CHICKEN BROWN. 958 00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:09,113 ALL RIGHT-- YOU KNOW WHAT WE GOTTA DO TODAY? 959 00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:10,882 ALL RIGHT, CROSS YOUR LEFT OVER IN FRONT OF YOUR RIGHT. 960 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:12,817 THERE WE GO-- TOUCH YOUR TOES ALL THE WAY DOWN. 961 00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:14,786 KEEP REACHING UNTIL YOU CAN GET THERE-- KEEP REACHING. 962 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:16,020 COUNT-- ONE... 963 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,156 - ONE, TWO, THREE. - NO BOUNCING-- NO BOUNCING. 964 00:34:18,256 --> 00:34:19,157 FOUR, FIVE. 965 00:34:19,257 --> 00:34:21,692 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 966 00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:23,795 ANDRE HAS BEEN WORKING WITH BRAXTON 967 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,696 WITH HIS FOOTBALL SKILLS, 968 00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:29,333 AND ALTHOUGH I AM GLAD THAT ANDRE AND BRAXTON 969 00:34:29,434 --> 00:34:32,336 ARE HAVING THIS FATHER-SON BONDING MOMENT, 970 00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:35,306 ANDRE HAS THE TAKEOVER SPIRIT-JUST A LITTLE BIT. 971 00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:38,076 AND I REALLY SUSPECT THAT HE'S JUST WORKING HIM 972 00:34:38,176 --> 00:34:40,044 JUST A LITTLE TOO HARD. 973 00:34:40,144 --> 00:34:42,180 OKAY, HERE WE GO, BRAXTON-- UP THE HILL. 974 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,782 LET'S GO-- LET'S GO, BRAXTON. 975 00:34:44,882 --> 00:34:46,017 SLOW, SLOW-- TAKE YOUR TIME. 976 00:34:46,117 --> 00:34:47,518 TAKE YOUR TIME-- YOU'VE GOTTA GO STRAIGHT. 977 00:34:47,618 --> 00:34:50,254 KEEP IT STRAIGHT-- COME ON, LET'S GO-- LET'S GO. 978 00:34:50,354 --> 00:34:51,989 I'M NOT-- I CAN'T DO ALL THAT. 979 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,658 THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH. - KEEP STRAIGHT. 980 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,426 LOOKING UP THE HILL-- UP THE HILL. YOU DO IT EVERYDAY. 981 00:34:55,526 --> 00:34:56,961 LET'S GO-- NA-AH. 982 00:34:57,061 --> 00:34:59,430 COME ON, LET'S GO-- KEEP YOUR ARMS LOCKED. 983 00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:00,798 COME ON, BRAXTON-- THERE'S NOTHING IN IT. 984 00:35:00,898 --> 00:35:02,066 COME ON, MAN. 985 00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:05,436 AGH-- HE'S TIRED! 986 00:35:05,536 --> 00:35:06,804 COME ON, LET'S GO. 987 00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:09,006 I CAN'T HELP YOU ON THE FIELD NOW. 988 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,209 OKAY, TURN AROUND. 989 00:35:11,309 --> 00:35:13,744 HERE WE GO-- OKAY, HERE WE GO. 990 00:35:13,845 --> 00:35:14,812 OH, YEAH. 991 00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:16,481 WATCH DADDY-- BACKWARDS. 992 00:35:16,581 --> 00:35:17,715 WE'RE GOING BACKWARDS-- JUST LIKE THIS. 993 00:35:17,815 --> 00:35:19,584 - BOY, THAT'S DANGEROUS. - YES. 994 00:35:19,684 --> 00:35:21,452 - IT'S NOT DANGEROUS. - UH-UH. 995 00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:23,488 PICK IT UP-- THAT'S IT. 996 00:35:23,588 --> 00:35:24,889 UH-UH. 997 00:35:24,989 --> 00:35:26,357 OKAY, HIGH KNEES ALL THE WAY DOWN. 998 00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:28,359 HIGH KNEES. 999 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:31,162 HIGH KNEES-- KNEES ON YOUR CHEST. 1000 00:35:31,262 --> 00:35:33,331 DON'T WORK MY BABY OUT SO HARD. 1001 00:35:33,431 --> 00:35:34,532 DO IT RIGHT. 1002 00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:38,436 I DON'T NEED FOR HIM TO BE STRESSED OUT OR BEING HURT 1003 00:35:38,536 --> 00:35:40,538 BEFORE HE TURNS EIGHT. 1004 00:35:40,638 --> 00:35:42,974 ONE, TWO, THREE... 1005 00:35:43,074 --> 00:35:44,675 LOOK, NOW, DON'T YOU BE PUSHING MY BABY LIKE THAT. 1006 00:35:44,775 --> 00:35:46,410 FOUR, FIVE. 1007 00:35:46,511 --> 00:35:47,512 THAT'S IT, BABY. 1008 00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:48,913 WIPE IT DOWN. - GIVE ME KISSES. 1009 00:35:49,013 --> 00:35:50,047 OPEN THIS... WHERE THE GATORADE BOTTLE? 1010 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,149 COME ON, WATER GIRL. 1011 00:35:51,249 --> 00:35:52,617 I DIDN'T SAY I WAS A WATER GIRL. 1012 00:35:52,717 --> 00:35:53,918 MAKE ME SICK! 1013 00:35:54,018 --> 00:35:55,853 HIT IT NOW, BRAXTON, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO-- HERE WE GO. 1014 00:35:55,953 --> 00:35:57,054 WATCH OUT, YOU MIGHT HURT YOURSELF KICKING YOUR LEG LIKE THAT. 1015 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,689 I'M NEVER GONNA HURT MYSELF, HONEY. 1016 00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:00,124 MIGHT TEAR SOMETHING UP IN THERE. 1017 00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:01,626 AIN'T NOTHING TORE UP IN HERE. 1018 00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:03,594 EVERYTHING IS FINE AND INTACT. 1019 00:36:03,694 --> 00:36:04,929 DAMN! 1020 00:36:05,029 --> 00:36:06,664 HUP-- HIT IT! 1021 00:36:06,764 --> 00:36:07,932 GO-- AROUND THE CONES-- AROUND THE CONES! 1022 00:36:08,032 --> 00:36:09,500 AROUND THE CONES! 1023 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,536 PICK UP THE FOOTBALL ON THE WAY BACK. 1024 00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:12,803 COME ON-- COME ON-- BRING IT IN! 1025 00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:15,640 BRING IT IN! - THAT'S A LOT-- THAT'S A LOT. 1026 00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:16,974 - THAT AIN'T NOTHING. - YES, IT IS. 1027 00:36:17,074 --> 00:36:18,242 - BRAXTON, ON THIS SIDE. - YOU OKAY, SWEETHEART? 1028 00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:19,243 BRAXTON, YOU GOTTA HIT THAT THING QUICKER. 1029 00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:20,578 YOU ALL RIGHT-- YOU OKAY, POO-POO? 1030 00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:21,913 YOU WANT TO TRY IT-- LET'S SEE YOU DO IT, TOWANDA. 1031 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,548 YOU LIKE PUSHING MEN OUT THE WAY-- HERE WE GO. 1032 00:36:23,648 --> 00:36:24,782 - I SURE DO. - HERE YOU GO. 1033 00:36:24,882 --> 00:36:26,517 - I'LL PUSH YOU RIGHT NOW. - COME ON, MAMA. 1034 00:36:26,617 --> 00:36:28,553 GET DOWN THERE, MAMA, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 1035 00:36:28,653 --> 00:36:31,389 COMING UP, ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES..." 1036 00:36:31,489 --> 00:36:33,791 TO - AGH-- AGH! 1037 00:36:33,891 --> 00:36:35,526 TOWANDA, GET ME DOWN! 1038 00:36:35,626 --> 00:36:38,095 SWINGING'S FUN. 1039 00:36:41,732 --> 00:36:42,833 YOU OKAY, SWEETHEART? 1040 00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:43,868 BRAXTON, YOU GOT TO HIT THAT THING QUICKER. 1041 00:36:43,968 --> 00:36:45,069 YOU ALL RIGHT-- YOU OKAY, POO-POO? 1042 00:36:45,169 --> 00:36:46,437 YOU WANT TO TRY IT-- LET'S SEE YOU DO IT, TOWANDA. 1043 00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:47,972 YOU LIKE PUSHING MEN OUT THE WAY-- HERE WE GO. 1044 00:36:48,072 --> 00:36:49,173 - I SURE DO. - HERE YOU GO. 1045 00:36:49,273 --> 00:36:51,042 - I'LL PUSH YOU RIGHT NOW. - COME ON, MAMA. 1046 00:36:51,142 --> 00:36:52,343 GET DOWN THERE, MAMA AND LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 1047 00:36:52,443 --> 00:36:53,778 ANDRE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING. 1048 00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:56,814 HE LOOKED IT UP ONLINE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TRAIN BRAXTON. 1049 00:36:56,914 --> 00:36:58,149 OKAY? 1050 00:36:58,249 --> 00:36:59,784 YOU KNOW, THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS FOR EVERYBODY 1051 00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:02,019 IN THE CARTER HOUSEHOLD. 1052 00:37:02,119 --> 00:37:03,788 WHEN MOMMY SAYS HIT, YOU GOTTA PUSH ME OUT OF THE WAY 1053 00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:05,423 AND GET TO ME. - READY? 1054 00:37:05,523 --> 00:37:07,458 - GET TO MOMMY. - HUT! 1055 00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:09,660 AH-HA, THERE SHE GOES-- UH-UH-- COME ON, BRAXTON, LOOK AT THE BALL. 1056 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,929 COME ON, TRY IT AGAIN. - WHOO! 1057 00:37:12,029 --> 00:37:13,798 - OH, LORD. - I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT. 1058 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,399 YEAH, THAT'S THE FUNKY CHICKEN. 1059 00:37:15,499 --> 00:37:17,268 THIS AIN'T NO FOOTBALL DANCE-- IT'S THE FUNKY CHICKEN. 1060 00:37:17,368 --> 00:37:18,936 HERE WE GO. - SHUT UP! 1061 00:37:19,036 --> 00:37:20,838 OH! 1062 00:37:20,938 --> 00:37:21,872 HERE WE GO! 1063 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:24,642 TWENTY-FOUR-- HUT! 1064 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:26,110 THAT'S IT, GOOD JOB. 1065 00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:28,145 GOOD JOB-- OH, I KNOW THAT HURT! 1066 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,081 GOOD JOB, BRAXTON-- LAST ONE, BRAXTON. 1067 00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:31,649 - IS THAT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE? - YES. 1068 00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:33,117 - BRAXTON, DOES IT HURT? - NO. 1069 00:37:33,217 --> 00:37:34,819 NO, IT DOESN'T HURT-- COME ON, TOWANDA-- GET BACK THERE. 1070 00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:36,587 ANDRE IS PUSHING HIM SO HARD. 1071 00:37:36,687 --> 00:37:39,056 ANDRE, THIS IS NOT THE SUPER BOWL, OKAY, ANDRE? 1072 00:37:39,156 --> 00:37:40,258 IT'S NOT. 1073 00:37:40,358 --> 00:37:41,859 LIGHTEN UP. 1074 00:37:41,959 --> 00:37:44,595 - THROW IT TO MOMMY. - NO, HE'S GOTTA CATCH THE SNAP 1075 00:37:44,695 --> 00:37:45,863 BECAUSE THEY PRACTICE IT IN HIS DRILL. 1076 00:37:45,963 --> 00:37:47,098 HE CAN THROW IT TO ME A LITTLE BIT TOO. 1077 00:37:47,198 --> 00:37:49,433 - YOU READY? - YEAH. 1078 00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:50,901 OKAY, THAT'S IT. 1079 00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:52,903 THAT'S IT. - WHOO! 1080 00:37:53,004 --> 00:37:54,538 YES! - MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL. 1081 00:37:54,639 --> 00:37:56,641 PICK UP THE CONES. - NO. 1082 00:37:56,741 --> 00:37:58,709 I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. - COME ON, BRAXTON. LET'S GO, MAN. 1083 00:37:58,809 --> 00:38:00,011 I'M NOT DOING ANY MANUAL LABOR. 1084 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:01,912 TOUCHDOWN! 1085 00:38:04,715 --> 00:38:06,817 I LIKE THAT! 1086 00:38:13,824 --> 00:38:16,027 TOWANDA, YOU KNOW TRYING NOT TO DRAW ATTENTION 1087 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,962 TO YOURSELF IS DRAWING MORE ATTENTION TO YOU? 1088 00:38:18,062 --> 00:38:19,797 WELL, AT LEAST TRINA WAS IN IT. 1089 00:38:19,897 --> 00:38:21,032 I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT GIRL WAS. 1090 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:24,835 THAT'S RIGHT-- I WAS IN THERE-- THEY IN HERE, TOO. 1091 00:38:24,935 --> 00:38:29,206 TRINA HAS BEEN A LITTLE UPSET ABOUT HER SON ERIC LEAVING. 1092 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,575 AND, OF COURSE, I WANT TO CHEER HER UP. 1093 00:38:31,676 --> 00:38:36,213 SO, I'M BRINGING HER TO AN ADULT STORE 1094 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,916 BECAUSE I KNOW HER FREAKY BEHIND WILL ENJOY IT. 1095 00:38:39,016 --> 00:38:40,985 MMM. 1096 00:38:41,085 --> 00:38:44,288 OKAY-- PLUS, MAYBE IT WILL INSPIRE HER TO JUMPSTART 1097 00:38:44,388 --> 00:38:47,925 HER DATING LIFE THAT SHE DEFINITELY NEEDS. 1098 00:38:48,025 --> 00:38:51,629 TRINA, HERE'S A NICE... THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED. 1099 00:38:51,729 --> 00:38:53,564 - OOH, IT'S PINK. - NO, NO, NO. 1100 00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:55,766 YOU DON'T NEED PINK-- YOU NEED SOME DARK COLORS IN YOUR LIFE. 1101 00:38:55,866 --> 00:38:58,235 NO, THANKS. 1102 00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,670 WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? 1103 00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:01,439 SEE, THAT HAS, THAT DOESN'T HAVE COLOR. 1104 00:39:01,539 --> 00:39:02,606 WHOO! 1105 00:39:02,707 --> 00:39:04,008 PINK-- UH-UH. 1106 00:39:04,108 --> 00:39:05,409 A BROWNIE. 1107 00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:07,912 BROWNS ARE GOOD FOR YOU. - STOP, TOWANDA. 1108 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:11,182 TRINA, YOU HAVE BEEN ON THE OTHER SIDE FOR A LONG TIME. 1109 00:39:11,282 --> 00:39:13,651 WOW! - STOP, TOWANDA. 1110 00:39:13,751 --> 00:39:16,187 YOU NEED A LITTLE BIT OF PIGMENTATION IN YOUR LIFE. 1111 00:39:16,287 --> 00:39:18,556 ADD A LITTLE SPICE OF COLOR. 1112 00:39:18,656 --> 00:39:20,591 IT'S NOT GONNA HURT YOU. 1113 00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:22,360 NOT IN A BAD WAY. 1114 00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:24,362 TRY IT. 1115 00:39:24,462 --> 00:39:25,996 YEAH. 1116 00:39:26,097 --> 00:39:28,299 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 1117 00:39:28,399 --> 00:39:30,334 NOW TOUCH IT. 1118 00:39:30,434 --> 00:39:33,137 WHAT COLOR IS IT? 1119 00:39:33,237 --> 00:39:34,638 EUROPEAN. 1120 00:39:34,739 --> 00:39:36,240 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1121 00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:37,842 THIS IS A UNIVERSAL. 1122 00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:43,347 FIRST OF ALL, I AM NOT GOING TO DO THE BOOTIE 1123 00:39:43,447 --> 00:39:45,816 WITH A PIECE OF RUBBER AND PLASTIC. 1124 00:39:45,916 --> 00:39:48,152 YOU MIGHT DOUBLE CLICK THE MOUSE, 1125 00:39:48,252 --> 00:39:49,720 BUT YOU DON'T PUT IT ON THE INSIDE. 1126 00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:52,490 LOOK AT THIS. 1127 00:39:52,590 --> 00:39:55,059 OH, BUT, TRINA, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ON THERE. 1128 00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:56,927 THAT'S OKAY-- WE CAN CLEAN IT. 1129 00:39:57,027 --> 00:39:58,829 THEY'VE BEEN SITTING ON THERE. - HA! 1130 00:39:58,929 --> 00:40:00,398 YOU GOTTA PUT YOUR LEGS INSIDE THE STIRRUPS. 1131 00:40:00,498 --> 00:40:01,866 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? - BECAUSE I HAVE ONE. 1132 00:40:01,966 --> 00:40:02,967 HUH-- YOU DO? 1133 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:04,835 I'M JOKING, I'M JOKING. 1134 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,008 SEE, I SEE YOUR UNDERWEAR. 1135 00:40:11,108 --> 00:40:12,710 I SEE YOUR THING. - WHOO! 1136 00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:13,844 TRINA, YOU TRY IT. 1137 00:40:13,944 --> 00:40:15,880 THE SWING IS FUN. 1138 00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:18,182 I THINK TRINA SHOULD GET IT. 1139 00:40:18,282 --> 00:40:21,619 SHE WOULD ENJOY THE SWING-- I THINK I WOULD ENJOY THE SWING. 1140 00:40:24,855 --> 00:40:26,991 TOWANDA, GET ME DOWN-- TOWANDA, GET ME DOWN. 1141 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:28,893 TOWANDA, I'M GONNA FALL. - YOU'RE NOT GONNA FALL. 1142 00:40:28,993 --> 00:40:31,295 I AM-- IT'S STUCK IN MY PANTIES. 1143 00:40:31,395 --> 00:40:33,330 IS THAT HOW YOU'RE GONNA GET DOWN? 1144 00:40:36,834 --> 00:40:39,069 HELP ME, TOWANDA-- I RATHER ENJOYED THE SWING. 1145 00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:41,272 I THINK IT BRINGS A LITTLE BIT OF SPICE. 1146 00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:43,841 YOU NEVER KNOW WHICH DIRECTION YOU'RE GONNA SWING IN. 1147 00:40:46,977 --> 00:40:48,212 LET'S GO TO THE BLACK SIDE. 1148 00:40:48,312 --> 00:40:49,880 OH, NO, NO-- I LIKE THE CARTOONS. 1149 00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:53,050 - DO YOU HAVE BLACK CARTOONS? - NO, CARTOONS. 1150 00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:54,518 TRINA! 1151 00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:57,254 YOU LIKE CARTOON PORN? 1152 00:40:57,354 --> 00:40:59,757 YOU'RE A WEIRDO. 1153 00:40:59,857 --> 00:41:01,625 TRINA, YOU NEED SOME BLACK STUFF. 1154 00:41:01,725 --> 00:41:04,061 NO, I DON'T-- I NEED SOME CARTOONS. 1155 00:41:04,161 --> 00:41:06,030 TRINA, YOU TRIED THE OTHER THING. 1156 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:08,432 YOU TRIED THE OTHER WHITE THING. 1157 00:41:08,532 --> 00:41:09,934 I LIKE THE . 1158 00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:12,903 I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LAUGH AT ME, BUT I DON'T CARE. 1159 00:41:13,003 --> 00:41:15,906 CARTOON PORN IS LIKE LESS INVASIVE, 1160 00:41:16,006 --> 00:41:20,077 BUT YET YOU STILL GET THE WHOLE INSERTIZATION PROCESS. 1161 00:41:20,177 --> 00:41:23,047 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN-- IT'S JUST... 1162 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:25,516 I LIKE IT. - OH, GANGSTER. 1163 00:41:25,616 --> 00:41:26,550 WHAT? 1164 00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:28,252 "WATCHING MY DAUGHTER GO BLACK"? 1165 00:41:28,352 --> 00:41:29,587 CHILD, BLAH! 1166 00:41:29,687 --> 00:41:31,589 - THIS IS GREAT FOR YOU. - I'M NOT GETTING THAT. 1167 00:41:31,689 --> 00:41:33,657 YOU ARE-- I'LL GET IT FOR YOU. 1168 00:41:33,757 --> 00:41:35,259 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY IT'S SO IMPORTANT FOR YOU GUYS 1169 00:41:35,359 --> 00:41:37,862 THAT I DO THE BOOTIE WITH A BLACK MAN. 1170 00:41:37,962 --> 00:41:39,063 BECAUSE, TRINA. 1171 00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:40,397 WHAT'S SO-WHAT'S SO DIFFERENT ABOUT IT? 1172 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:41,665 WATCH THE MOVIE. 1173 00:41:41,765 --> 00:41:43,434 OKAY, WELL, HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT WITH A WHITE BOY BEFORE? 1174 00:41:43,534 --> 00:41:44,935 NO. 1175 00:41:45,035 --> 00:41:46,303 WELL, THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S DIFFERENT? 1176 00:41:46,403 --> 00:41:47,838 - BECAUSE. - NO, NO, TOWANDA. 1177 00:41:47,938 --> 00:41:48,839 IF I'M GETTING WITH A BLACK MAN-- 1178 00:41:48,939 --> 00:41:50,040 I'VE HAD LIGHT SKIN. 1179 00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:52,076 I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE, BUT THAT'S JUST NOT WHAT I WANT 1180 00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:53,744 TO DATE RIGHT NOW IN MY LIFE. 1181 00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:55,379 MAYBE LATER... 1182 00:41:55,479 --> 00:41:57,615 IF I EVER GET READY, BUT I'M NOT. 1183 00:41:57,715 --> 00:41:59,650 OKAY. 1184 00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:01,719 WE'RE READY. 1185 00:42:01,819 --> 00:42:03,521 OKAY. 1186 00:42:03,621 --> 00:42:05,556 I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT THIS ONE OR THIS ONE. 1187 00:42:05,656 --> 00:42:08,359 I DON'T WANT THIS-- I DO NOT WANT THAT. 1188 00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:10,327 THAT LOOKS LIKE A GOOD ONE FOR HER. 1189 00:42:10,427 --> 00:42:12,429 AND THE TOTAL- $208. 1190 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,465 YEAH-- WE CAN DO THAT! 1191 00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:15,933 - YES! - THAT'S TAX. 1192 00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:17,434 THANK YOU. 1193 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,970 - THANK YOU, GIRL. - SHE'LL BE BACK. 1194 00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:22,506 - BY MYSELF. - WE'LL BE HERE. 1195 00:42:22,606 --> 00:42:23,807 FOR SOMETHING CHOCOLATY. 1196 00:42:23,908 --> 00:42:25,876 MAYBE WE SHOULD GO TO A, UM, BLACK STRIP CLUB 1197 00:42:25,976 --> 00:42:27,478 OR SOMETHING. 1198 00:42:27,578 --> 00:42:29,914 WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT? 1199 00:42:30,014 --> 00:42:32,283 GET IN THE CAR. 1200 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:34,218 YOU GET IN THE CAR. 85697