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WHY YOU DRINKING WATER?
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BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DOING IT,
AND I'M PREGNANT.
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- TELL ME YOU'RE PLAYIN'!
- I WISH I WAS-- NO.
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OH, MY GOD!
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THIS IS THE REAL REASON
WHY I WANT MY MAMA
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TO MOVE TO L.A.
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- PUT IT BACK.
- WAIT-WAIT-WAIT-WAIT-WAIT.
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AND THEN,
WE'RE GONNA CLOSE.
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BROOKE, YOU HAVE
TO PAY ATTENTION
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TO WHAT SHE'S DOING--
YOU HAVE TO POINT.
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I THINK YOU'RE
A STAGE MOTHER.
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I WANNA RIDE A MOTORCYCLE
TO MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY PARTY,
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AND NOBODY KNOWS.
- WHEN YOU'RE READY.
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IT'S NOT WORKIN' FOR ME!
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♪ WE ARE THE BRAXTON'S
AND YOU'LL SEE ♪
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♪ THAT WE ARE NOT LIKE
AN ORDINARY FAMILY ♪
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♪ TONI TRACI TOWANDA
TRINA TAMAR AND MISS E ♪
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♪ WILL TEACH YOU
A THING OR TWO ♪
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♪ ON BRAXTON
FAMILY VALUES ♪
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- HI.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
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- THE HERBERTS.
- HI!
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- HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
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I'M GOOD--
OOH, LOOKIN' FANCY.
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DR. JACKIE IS A REAL IMPORTANT
DOCTOR TO OUR FAMILY.
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SHE HAS DELIVERED THE MAJORITY
OF THE KIDS IN OUR FAMILY.
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AND, YOU KNOW, TOWANDA,
TONI, AND TRINA
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WALKED AWAY WITH NO SCARS
AND NO STRETCH MARKS,
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AND THEY DIDN'T
GET SUPER FAT,
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AND THAT'S VERY
IMPORTANT TO ME.
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- LOOK AT YOU.
- WHAT HE DOIN'?
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I'LL TELL YOU--
DIDN'T HE DO IT?
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- YEAH, HE DID IT.
- WELL, TALK TO ME.
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TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON.
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- WELL, YOU KNOW...
- WHAT?
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- MR. HOT PANTS OVER HERE--
- HOT TO TROT.
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YEAH, HE, YOU KNOW,
PRETTY MUCH KNOCKED ME UP,
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AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW THIS HAPPENED.
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DID YOU JINX ME?
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IS THAT WHAT YOU DID?
- NO, WE BLESSED YOU.
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LET ME TELL YOU
WHAT TAMAR DID.
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- WHAT?
- WHAT I DO?
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SHE GOT YOU DRUNK, VINCE?
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TRY ME NOT ON THE TAMAR
JUBILEE-- DON'T DO IT.
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SHE-SHE WAS IN THERE
BEING FRESH.
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UH-HUH.
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- I'M ALWAYS FRESH.
- ARE YOU EXCITED, VINCE?
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I'M VERY EXCITED.
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I'M JUST, UM,
A LITTLE OVERWHELMED.
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SURPRISED, I THINK,
IS THE WORD.
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- VERY SURPRISED.
- WHY?
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THEY SAID I COULDN'T
GET PREGNANT!
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THE REGULAR WAY.
- OKAY.
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BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.
- YOU SAID THAT, TOO!
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RIGHT, I-I'M NOT HIM--
RIGHT?
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WASN'T NOBODY THINKIN'
ABOUT NO BABY.
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OUR BABIES WAS
IN THE FREEZER.
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WE WAS EXCITED
ABOUT THAT.
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YOU KNOW, JUST
LIVING OUR LIFE.
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HAVING A BALL,
PROMOTING MY RECORD.
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AND, I JUST STILL
CANNOT BELIEVE
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I'M GONNA BE
SOMEBODY'S MAMA.
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LIKE--
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SO, HOW DO YOU FEEL--
TELL ME HOW YOU'RE FEELING.
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- NERVOUS.
- WHY NERVOUS?
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- WHAT?
- WHY?
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BECAUSE IT'S BEEN
ABOUT ME FOR SO LONG.
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- MMM-HMM.
- YOU KNOW?
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BUT, DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S ABOUT TIME
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THAT IT'S NOT
ALL ABOUT YOU?
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NO, IT-IT'S ACTUALLY THE TIME
FOR IT TO BE ALL ABOUT ME.
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- WHY?
- BECAUSE MY CAREER'S JUST,
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YOU KNOW, POPPIN' OFF.
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AND SO, IT'S-I'M
JUST NERVOUS ABOUT IT.
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YOU CAN DO ALL THAT
CAREER STUFF LATER.
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WHAT?
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YOU CAN'T ALWAYS
HAVE A BABY LATER.
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WELL, NOT TECHNICALLY.
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I HAVE FOUR KIDS
IN THE FREEZER.
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- RIGHT.
- AND I CAN FIND
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AN OLD SCALLYWAG
TO-TO CARRY OUR BABIES.
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I'M JUST SAYIN'.
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THERE-THERE IS NOTHIN' LIKE
DOING IT THIS NORMAL WAY.
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- WHAT?
- THE NATURAL WAY, THOUGH.
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IT GOT TO COME
OUT MY COOCH?
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IT DOESN'T
NECESSARILY HAVE TO.
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WE CAN FIND YOU
SOME ALTERNATIVES.
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- BUT, YOU-YOU WOULD INDUCE?
- UH, YES.
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- I GET TO PICK MY DATE.
- YES.
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THAT SOUNDS AMAZING.
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WELL, HOW BIG THE INCISION
WHEN THEY CUT YOUR STOMACH?
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- ABOUT THIS... BIG.
- WILL YOU SEE IT, LIKE,
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IF I WORE A BIKINI?
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IT'S SO NOT FUNNY
THAT JACKIE TALKING
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ABOUT THE SIZE OF A C-SECTION
INCISION IS THAT BIG.
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IT'S ALL BAD.
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DO YOU HAVE IT
COME OUT YOUR PURSE
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AND STRETCH YOUR
PURSE ALL OUT?
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THEN YOU PEE ON
YOURSELF, RIGHT?
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OR, YOU HAVE THE
BABY SLIDE OUT
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THIS LITTLE
TEENY-WEENY INCISION,
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AND I-I DON'T KNOW--
WHICH ONE IS WORSE?
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SHOOT.
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SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD,
OR SHOOT ME IN THE FOOT.
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I-I DON'T KNOW--
IT'S BOTH ALL BAD.
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ALL RIGHT, SO,
HERE'S THE KNEES.
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HERE IS A KNEE HERE,
HERE'S A HAND.
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THE OTHER HAND
UP BY THE HEAD HERE.
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SO HERE'S THE TOP OF
THE HEAD, THE SKULL.
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LOOK IF IT'S
A HERBERT'S HEAD.
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NOW, THIS MAKES
ME EXCITED.
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THE OTHER PART,
NO SO MUCH.
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AS MUCH AS I COMPLAIN,
AND I COMPLAIN,
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BECAUSE I'M
A LITTLE SELFISH.
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I'M TRYING TO GET OVER THAT--
DON'T JUDGE ME.
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YOU KNOW,
IT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
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I'M EXCITED,
AND I'M NERVOUS,
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ALL AT THE SAME
DAMN TIME.
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THE LITTLE THING
IS SO CUTE.
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YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T, YOU KNOW,
HELP BUT, YOU KNOW,
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FALL IN LOVE
WITH THE THING.
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SO, YOU KNOW, LIKE,
AND IT'S-IT'S GREAT.
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BUT IT'S HARD.
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BUT IT'S CUTE.
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SO, THE GOOD NEWS IS,
EVERYTHING LOOKS FINE.
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- WELL, THAT'S GOOD NEWS.
- GOOD.
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- THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT.
- RIGHT.
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WHAT MORE
CAN YOU ASK?
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DON'T ASK ME,
"WHAT MORE CAN I ASK FOR?"
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I PROMISE, I CAN THINK OF--
- I WAS TALKING TO VINCE.
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OH!
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- OKAY-- ALL RIGHT, VINCE.
- PLEASE PRAY FOR ME.
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- COME ON, LITTLE GUY.
- COME ON.
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THIS AIN'T GONNA
BE HIS FIRST WALK.
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THIS IS GONNA BE THE
FIRST TIME I CARRY HIM.
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- IS THAT CALEB'S TEACHER?
- UH, NO.
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MY YOUNGEST SON, CALEB,
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GOT INTO A SITUATION
AT SCHOOL TODAY.
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SO, GABE AND I ARE
GOING FOR A WALK
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WHILE WE WAIT FOR
A CALL FROM HIS SCHOOL.
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I THINK CALEB FACES MORE
THAN ONE CHALLENGE IN SCHOOL.
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- ESPECIALLY AT HIS AGE.
- YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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HIS AGE--
HE'S JUST DISCOVERING
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SO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS,
HIS BODY, GIRLS.
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TRYING TO, HOPEFULLY,
TRYING TO MAKE THE GRADE.
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- YEAH.
- I DON'T GET IT,
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'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT
IT'S LIKE TO BE A BOY.
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- THAT'S ALWAYS YOUR EXCUSE.
- BUT, IT'S TRUE.
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I MEAN, A WOMAN,
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SHE CAN TEACH A MAN
HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN,
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BUT SHE CAN'T TEACH HIM
HOW TO BE A MAN.
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SHE CAN'T TEACH A BOY
HOW TO BE A MAN.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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CALEB IS IN
THE NINTH GRADE,
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AND THIS IS HIS FIRST
YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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SO, HE'S BEEN HAVING JUST
A LITTLE BIT OF PROBLEMS
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WITH BULLYING THIS YEAR,
AT SCHOOL.
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WE CAME BY
THE SCHOOL EARLIER
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'CAUSE WE WANTED TO SIT DOWN
AND HAVE A TALK WITH YOU
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ABOUT THE-ABOUT THE
INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED
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BETWEEN CALEB
AND A BOY AT SCHOOL.
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YOUR ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL
CALLED ME THIS M-MORNING
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AND TOLD ME THAT HE WAS GONNA
HAVE TO GO TO SATURDAY SCHOOL
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WHENEVER HE DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING.
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THIS HAS BEEN REAL
FRUSTRATING FOR US,
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BECAUSE WE'RE TRYING TO KEEP
CALEB MOTIVATED IN SCHOOL.
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NOW, WE'RE DEALING WITH
THIS BULLYING ISSUE.
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THERE SEEMS TO BE
SOME DISAGREEMENT
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BETWEEN US AND THE SCHOOL ABOUT
EXACTLY WHO SHOULD BE PUNISHED.
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THE BOY ACTUALLY TOOK THE
CHIPS OUT OF HIS HAND, AND--
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THREW THEM ON THE FLOOR
AND STEPPED ON THEM.
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YEAH, THREW IT ON-THREW
THE CHIPS ON THE FLOOR
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AND STEPPED ON 'EM.
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HE ACTUALLY CAME
HOME YESTERDAY
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AND TOLD US ABOUT
THE INCIDENT,
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AND WE ACTUALLY
PRAISED HIM.
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'CAUSE HE WAS LIKE,
"I FELT LIKE PUNCHING THE KID,"
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AND HE, YOU KNOW,
I TOLD HIM GOOD JOB,
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YOU KNOW, NOT FOR
PUNCHING THE KID.
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HE WAS LIKE,
"I GRABBED HIS BOOK BAG."
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AND I THOUGHT, "OKAY, WELL,
THAT WASN'T TOO BAD."
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THEN HE, LIKE, THEY GOT
INTO AN ACTUAL ALTERCATION,
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WHERE HE GRABBED
HIS BOOK-BOOK BAG.
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'CAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO
RETRIEVE HIS OWN PROPERTY.
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OKAY, I GOT-I GOT
MY WIFE HERE,
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'CAUSE SHE WANTS TO-SHE HAS,
UH, MORE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.
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WHY WAS THIS STUDENT
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ALLOWED TO SNATCH
SOMETHING FROM MY SON,
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AND THEN TO
DAMAGE THE PROPERTY?
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THAT IS BULLYING.
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I HAVE NOTHING FURTHER
TO SAY TO THEM.
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YEAH, YOU
FOR YOUR TIME.
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ALL RIGHT.
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IT IS SUPER FRUSTRATING THAT
CALEB IS GETTING IN TROUBLE,
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EVEN THOUGH HE WAS JUST
TRYING TO DEFEND HIMSELF.
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AND, AS A MOM, IT JUST REALLY
MAKES ME FEEL HELPLESS,
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ESPECIALLY SINCE I CAN'T
GO TO THE SCHOOL WITH HIM.
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I CAN'T, YOU KNOW, WALK HIM
TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES,
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AND IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL
LIKE MY HANDS ARE TIED.
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THAT'S PUBLIC SCHOOL,
I GUESS.
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YEAH-- WELL, THEN,
ARE YOU GONNA PAY THE MONEY
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TO PUT THEM IN THE
PRIVATE SCHOOL, CHEAPO?
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK
WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA?
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HMM?
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'CAUSE CALEB'S A SMALL GUY,
LET'S BE HONEST.
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- YES.
- HE'S A SMALL GUY.
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I THINK IT WOULD BE
A GOOD IDEA IF, YOU KNOW,
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PUT CALEB BACK INTO
MARTIAL ARTS OR SOMETHIN'.
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I AGREE,
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BUT I DO NOT AGREE WITH HOW
THIS CAN BE TAKEN SO LIGHTLY,
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AND I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT
THEY WANT TO PUNISH CALEB
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FOR-FOR BEING THE
RECIPIENT OF BULLYING.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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SO, I HAVE SOME
STUFF TO DO.
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I'M GONNA-- CAN YOU
STIR THE CHILI FOR ME
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WHILE I'M UPSTAIRS?
- OKAY.
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- THANKS.
- SOUNDS GOOD.
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HOW OFTEN AND WHAT INTERVALS?
- JUST STIR IT.
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JUST GONNA SIT HERE ALL DAY
AND STIR THE CHILI.
219
00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:38,384
IT'S SAD, BUT IT IS
DEFINITELY THE FIRST TIME
220
00:08:38,484 --> 00:08:43,756
WE ALL HAVE GONE TO
A FUNERAL FOR A DOG...
221
00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:48,461
WITH INVITATIONS AND PAMPHLETS
ABOUT THE DOG'S LIFE.
222
00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:51,597
AND I-I JUST--
I'M BLOWN AWAY.
223
00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,666
IT'S OVER THE TOP.
224
00:08:53,766 --> 00:08:56,702
SO NOW, I CANNOT HOLD THE TITLE
TO BEING OVER THE TOP.
225
00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:58,638
IT WOULD HAVE
TO BE MY MAMA.
226
00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:04,010
NO, HE'S CREMATED.
227
00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:08,047
MY DOG, JACKSON, RECENTLY
PASSED AWAY AT SIX YEARS OLD,
228
00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:10,416
DUE TO A
MEDICAL CONDITION.
229
00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:13,152
MY GRANDKIDS GAVE ME
JACKSON AS A GIFT,
230
00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:16,689
AND I WILL
MISS HIM TERRIBLY.
231
00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:21,227
UNFORTUNATELY, I LOST MY VOICE
THE MORNING OF THE SERVICE,
232
00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:24,263
BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP US
FROM COMING TOGETHER
233
00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:26,499
FOR JACKSON'S MEMORIAL.
234
00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:29,936
OKAY, SO,
235
00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:31,804
WHAT I WANTED TO DO,
236
00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:36,542
IS JUST CELEBRATE JACKSON'S
LIFE WITH THE FAMILY,
237
00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:39,779
BECAUSE EVERYBODY IN HERE
LOVED JACKSON,
238
00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:42,915
KNOWING THAT JACKSON
WAS A WONDERFUL DOG.
239
00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:45,818
OH, UM, POUNDCAKE
HAS A FEW WORDS.
240
00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,689
POUNDCAKE.
241
00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:51,557
YOU KNOW,
MY SON HAD A-A TURTLE,
242
00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:53,492
WHEN IT DIED, AND WE HAD
A SERVICE AND EVERYTHING.
243
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,928
MY SON MADE ME SING,
SAY A PRAYER.
244
00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:59,298
WE PUT DIRT ON TOP OF IT,
THEN PUT A STONE ON TOP OF IT.
245
00:09:59,398 --> 00:10:02,301
THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO
WHEN THEY LOVE THEIR ANIMALS.
246
00:10:02,401 --> 00:10:04,570
POUNDCAKE SAID THAT,
EVEN THOUGH HE-HE REALLY
247
00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:08,107
DID NOT KNOW JACKSON,
THAT HE FEELS HIS PRESENCE.
248
00:10:08,207 --> 00:10:11,677
AND HE ALSO SAID THAT
JACKSON IS VERY MISSED,
249
00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:14,580
AND HIS DOG SPIRIT FEELS
JACKSON'S DOG SPIRIT.
250
00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:18,651
AND THAT HE CAN FEEL THAT
JACKSON WILL WELCOME ANY DOG
251
00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:20,353
THAT YOU BRING
INTO YOUR LIFE.
252
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,755
SO, AS JACKSON PASSES ON
TO THE NEXT LIFE,
253
00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:27,126
HE WELCOMES THE NEXT
EDITION TO YOUR FAMILY.
254
00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:29,228
AND THAT'S WHAT
POUNDCAKE SAID.
255
00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:32,965
YAY, POUNDCAKE.
256
00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:34,834
THANK YOU, TRINA.
257
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:37,136
THANK YOU SO MUCH,
POUNDCAKE.
258
00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,472
I'M JUST GONNA
LET YOU TALK
259
00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:43,042
AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL
ABOUT JACKSON, OKAY?
260
00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:45,244
OKAY, GO AHEAD, DIEZEL.
261
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,118
JACKSON WAS A GOOD DOG.
262
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,020
HE DIDN'T POO
IN THE HOUSE.
263
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,989
HE MIGHT'VE-HE MIGHT'VE
RUN AWAY--
264
00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,026
WAIT-- SHH.
265
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,661
HE MIGHT'VE RAN AWAY
SOMETIMES,
266
00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:03,462
BUT AT LEAST
HE CAME BACK.
267
00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:05,464
HE WAS A GOOD DOG.
- AMEN.
268
00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:07,566
THANK YOU-- THANK YOU.
269
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,269
ALL RIGHT,
ARE THERE ANYONE ELSE
270
00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:12,705
THAT NEED TO SAY
SOMETHING ABOUT JACKSON?
271
00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:15,174
SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER
HOLD YOUR PEACE.
272
00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:17,309
I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHIN'.
273
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,145
OKAY.
274
00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:21,113
I GUESS I'LL
STAND FROM HERE.
275
00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:23,783
I'M GONNA SING FROM HERE 'CAUSE
I WANT EVERYBODY TO SING ALONG.
276
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,455
COMING UP, ON
"BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES"...
277
00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:31,724
EVERYBODY, MOMMY GOT
A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.
278
00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:34,226
- HERE'S MY ANNOUNCEMENT.
- YES, GIVE ME FIVE, HOMIE.
279
00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:36,162
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHIN'.
280
00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:37,730
I FEEL LIKE SHE'S PUSHING HER
A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH.
281
00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:38,964
NO. - CAN'T WE GET HIM
OUT OF YOUR STORE?
282
00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:40,366
OKAY, I'M JUST
ASKING QUESTIONS.
283
00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:54,747
ALL RIGHT,
ARE THERE ANYONE ELSE
284
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:56,982
THAT NEED TO SAY SOMETHING
ABOUT JACKSON?
285
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,118
SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER
HOLD YOUR PEACE.
286
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:02,855
- I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHIN'.
- OKAY.
287
00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:04,957
I GUESS I'LL
STAND FROM HERE.
288
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:08,027
I'M GONNA SING FROM HERE 'CAUSE
I WANT EVERYBODY TO SING ALONG.
289
00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:15,568
♪ DEAR DOG ♪
290
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,170
♪ DEAR DOG ♪
291
00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:20,573
♪ THOUGH HE DON'T
LIKE ALL Y'ALL ♪
292
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:23,209
♪ ALL Y'ALL ♪
293
00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:25,978
♪ HE'D LIKE YOU TO KNOW ♪
294
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,980
♪ LIKE YOU TO KNOW ♪
295
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,750
♪ THAT YOU'RE PART OF US ♪
296
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,985
♪ PART OF US ♪
297
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,421
♪ AND DEAR DOG ♪
298
00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,590
♪ DEAR DOG ♪
299
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:40,359
♪ THOUGH WE FUSSED
AND FIGHT ♪
300
00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:42,728
♪ FUSSED AND FIGHT ♪
301
00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:46,966
♪ WHEN YOU MADE
YOUR WAY HOME ♪
302
00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:50,202
♪ WE WASN'T ALL RIGHT ♪
303
00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:52,271
♪ WASN'T ALL RIGHT ♪
304
00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:55,040
♪ AND DEAR DOG ♪
305
00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:57,109
♪ DEAR DOG ♪
306
00:12:57,209 --> 00:13:00,045
♪ WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU
SO SAD ♪
307
00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:02,615
♪ DEAR DOG ♪
308
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:07,553
♪ AND WE LOVE YOU
JACKSON ♪
309
00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:10,022
♪ BE ON YOUR WAY ♪
310
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,458
♪ ON YOUR WAY ♪
311
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,794
♪ DEAR DOG ♪
312
00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:16,862
♪ DEAR DOG ♪
313
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:19,799
♪ HE DON'T LIKE
ALL Y'ALL ♪
314
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:22,067
♪ DEAR DOG ♪
315
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:24,770
♪ BUT WE WANT YOU
TO KNOW ♪
316
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:27,139
♪ WANT YOU TO KNOW ♪
317
00:13:27,239 --> 00:13:29,575
♪ YOU'RE OUR
FAVORITE DOG ♪
318
00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:31,644
♪ FAVORITE DOG ♪
319
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:36,015
TAMAR SINGIN' TO JACKSON
WAS DEFINITELY NOT EXPECTED.
320
00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:38,951
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT
SHE DOESN'T LOVE DOGS,
321
00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:41,787
BUT SHE KNEW HOW MUCH
JACKSON MEANT TO ME.
322
00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:45,090
AND SO, THAT WAS
REAL SPECIAL.
323
00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:48,260
♪ YOU'RE OUR FAVORITE DOG ♪
♪ FAVORITE DOG ♪
324
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,830
♪ OH YOU WERE
MADE A PART ♪
325
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:53,132
♪ MADE A PART ♪
326
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:55,668
♪ OF THE BRAXTON CLAN ♪
327
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,937
♪ BRAXTON CLAN ♪
328
00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:00,539
♪ AND WE ALL KNOW JESUS ♪
329
00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:04,710
♪ HE'S SURE ENOUGH
HOLDING YOUR HAND ♪
330
00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:08,814
♪ HE'S HOLDING YOUR HAND ♪
331
00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:11,951
♪ HALLELUJAH ♪
332
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:17,590
I THINK MY MOM HOLDING
A SERVICE FOR JACKSON
333
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,192
WAS A HEALING
PROCESS FOR HER.
334
00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:22,361
THANK YOU.
335
00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:25,064
SHE REALLY LOVED HER DOG,
AND HER DOG LOVED HER.
336
00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:26,866
HE WAS JUST LIKE
ONE OF THE FAMILIES.
337
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:30,569
HE WAS LIKE ANOTHER BROTHER,
BUT IT'S A DOG.
338
00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:32,671
MOMMY, WHY DON'T YOU
GET SOMETHIN' TO EAT?
339
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:35,007
I'M NOT HUNGRY.
340
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:36,542
MIGHT AS WELL GO AHEAD
AND TELL EVERYBODY
341
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:37,943
WHILE YOU'RE HERE.
- NO, YOU TELL 'EM.
342
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,079
EVERYBODY, MOMMY GOT
A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.
343
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:41,480
- WHAT?
- STAND UP-- TELL 'EM.
344
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:42,648
NO, YOU TELL 'EM.
345
00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:43,916
NO, THAT'S YOUR
ANNOUNCEMENT.
346
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:46,318
TELL EVERYBODY.
- OKAY, HERE'S MY ANNOUNCEMENT.
347
00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:52,124
I AM GETTING READY
TO MOVE TO L.A.
348
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,859
YES!
349
00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:56,195
WHO SAID, "YES?"
350
00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:57,897
GIVE ME FIVE, HOMIE--
THAT'S RIGHT.
351
00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,398
GIVE ME FIVE, DIEZEL.
352
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,533
WON'T HE DO IT?
353
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,739
I'M JUST SO SUPER EXCITED
THAT MY MAMA'S
354
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,540
MOVING IN WITH ME.
355
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,076
I MEAN, IT'S JUST REALLY
BEEN MY LIFELONG DREAM
356
00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:14,446
TO HAVE MY WHOLE FAMILY
LIVE IN A HOUSE WITH ME.
357
00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:16,548
BUT, I DON'T THINK THEY'RE
TRYING TO DO ALL THAT.
358
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,717
I'LL JUST START
WITH MY MAMA.
359
00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:23,389
THE REASON BEING
SO WE CAN BE THERE
360
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:25,658
FOR TAMAR AND VINCE,
361
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,661
AND THE BABY.
362
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,596
I'M SO HAPPY, YES.
363
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:32,531
I WANT MY MOM
TO BE CLOSER TO ME,
364
00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:35,167
SO I CAN KEEP EVEN
CLOSER TABS ON HER.
365
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,236
ESPECIALLY BECAUSE THE DOCTORS
TOLD ME I COULDN'T COME OUT--
366
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:38,837
I COULDN'T FLY OUT
TO ATLANTA TO SEE HER,
367
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,406
WHEN SHE WAS
IN THE HOSPITAL.
368
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,808
- OKAY, GUYS.
- AIN'T Y'ALL MOVIN', TOO?
369
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,843
STAND UP, TRINA--
LET EVERYBODY KNOW.
370
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,445
ARE Y'ALL
MOVIN' TO L.A.?
371
00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:48,013
- YEAH.
- NO, WE'RE UNDECIDED.
372
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,581
IT DEPENDS ON IF
ERIC GETS INTO USC.
373
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:50,816
WAIT A MINUTE, TRINA.
374
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:53,085
YOU MOVING TO CALIFORNIA,
IF ERIC MOVES TO--
375
00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:55,321
GET ACCEPTED TO USC?
376
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:56,789
I'M JUST SAYING,
IT'S UP IN THE AIR,
377
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,357
WHETHER OR NOT WE GO-WHETHER
OR NOT WE MOVE TO--
378
00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,959
TRINA, YOU CAN'T MOVE
'CAUSE YOUR SON'S SCHOOL
379
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:01,560
IS GONNA BE IN THE SAME STATE.
- BUT, IF ERIC GOES TO USC,
380
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,395
THAT'S WHEN-THAT'S WHEN
YOU'RE GONNA MOVE?
381
00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:04,596
FOR REAL-- FOR REAL?
382
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:05,864
I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO
SAY THAT OUT LOUD.
383
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,566
I AM REALLY THINKING
ABOUT THE IDEA
384
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,234
OF MOVING TO
LOS ANGELES.
385
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:10,936
IT'S A GREAT WAY
FOR ME TO NETWORK,
386
00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:13,973
AND IT'S A GREAT WAY FOR ME
TO REALLY BOOST MY CAREER
387
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,407
TO ANOTHER LEVEL.
388
00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:17,242
THIS MIGHT BE THE
RIGHT THING TO DO.
389
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:19,178
BUT, ONE OF THE ONLY THINGS
THAT COULD POSSIBLY SWAY ME
390
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,914
IN A MOVE TO L.A.,
391
00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:25,417
IT DEPENDS ON WHAT COLLEGE
MY SON GOES TO.
392
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:28,253
UH-UH, THE DEVIL IS A LIAR--
I'M STAYIN' WHERE I'M AT.
393
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:31,957
NO-NO, I AM NOT
GOING TO CALIFORNIA.
394
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:34,460
I NEVER-N-NEVER
WANT TO MOVE TO L.A.
395
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,463
MORE POWER TO MY MAMA--
LOVE YOU, PEACE.
396
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:39,098
I DON'T FEEL LIKE
SHE'S DESERTIN' ME.
397
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:42,267
I JUST THINK THAT, YOU KNOW,
MY SISTER, MY BABY SISTER
398
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:44,470
NEEDS HER MORE,
RIGHT NOW.
399
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:47,139
GOD, THANK YOU FOR
THIS WONDERFUL DAY,
400
00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:49,274
AND THANK YOU
FOR THIS FOOD,
401
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:52,444
AND I HOPE TAMAR'S BABY
COMES OUT FINE.
402
00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:54,880
AMEN!
403
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,216
COME HERE, PUMPKIN.
404
00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,784
HE'S SO CUTE--
HE'S SO DOGGONE SWEET.
405
00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:01,320
[collective chatter
GIVE ME KISSES.
406
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:04,023
YOU'RE SO SWEET--
SIT ON YOUR UNCLE'S LAP.
407
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:18,070
CALEB'S HAVING A LITTLE
TROUBLE IN SCHOOL WITH BULLIES.
408
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:20,406
SO, TODAY, I'M TAKING HIM
TO A MARTIAL ARTS CLASS,
409
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:22,174
SO HE CAN LEARN
TO DEFEND HIMSELF.
410
00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:24,309
COME ON OVER.
411
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,211
I DECIDED TO ALSO
GIVE IT A TRY.
412
00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:27,846
I NEED TO LEARN A
COUPLE OF MOVES MYSELF,
413
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:30,716
BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN
SOMEBODY'S GONNA TRY IT.
414
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,785
NOW, WE WANNA USE
LOTS OF POWER.
415
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,853
IF WE HAVE TO HIT SOMEBODY,
WE WANNA MAKE IT COUNT.
416
00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:36,655
SO, YOU'RE GONNA TWIST
THOSE SHOULDERS.
417
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:38,957
USE YOUR LEGS, YOUR HIPS,
JUST BOOM-BOOM.
418
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,726
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GET TO STRIKIN'.
419
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,828
GET INTO YOUR STANCE,
HANDS UP, ALL RIGHT?
420
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,363
GO!
421
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,498
GOOD-- GO!
422
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:48,167
GO!
423
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,602
ALL RIGHT, NICE JOB.
424
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:53,372
CLEARLY, CALEB IS WORKING OUT
SOME FRUSTRATIONS FROM SCHOOL.
425
00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:55,407
HE ACTUALLY TOOK A FEW
MARTIAL ARTS CLASSES
426
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:56,809
WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER,
427
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,544
AND HE HAD BEEN PLAYING
THOSE KUNG FU VIDEO GAMES
428
00:17:58,644 --> 00:17:59,812
HIS WHOLE LIFE.
429
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,047
I GUESS THAT'S GOOD
FOR SOMETHIN'.
430
00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:03,482
BOOM-- GOOD.
431
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,184
KEEP IT AT 90 DEGREES.
432
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,419
ME, ON THE OTHER HAND,
I'M NOT JACKIE CHAN.
433
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:11,323
I'M MORE LIKE KUNG FU PANDA,
THE EARLY YEARS.
434
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,826
BEND OUR ARM, ALL RIGHT?
435
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,528
YOU READY?
- NO.
436
00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:18,497
- ALL RIGHT.
- GET YOUR WEIGHT INTO IT.
437
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,399
YOU WANNA STOP THAT MOMENTUM,
AS IT'S COMING AT YOU.
438
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:21,867
- THIS IS GONNA MAKE ME SWEAT.
- IT MIGHT,
439
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,435
BUT IT CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE.
- OKAY.
440
00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:24,570
YOU GOOD?
441
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:25,604
OKAY, GET INTO
YOUR STANCE.
442
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:26,672
OH, WE'RE GONNA DO IT,
STRAIGHTAWAY.
443
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,207
YEP, YEP, RIGHT AWAY--
BOOM.
444
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:31,310
STRIKE, STRIKE.
- MY SON'S MUCH BETTER THAN I.
445
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,011
ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO
SOME SELF-DEFENSE MOVES.
446
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,213
OKAY.
447
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:37,216
I'M GONNA DO A CHOKE
FROM BEHIND, WITH A PUSH.
448
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:40,486
SO, CHOKE COMES ON-- GO!
449
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,057
ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?
450
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:48,594
WOW-- THAT WAS FAST.
451
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,462
NICE JOB-- HEY!
452
00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:52,297
GOOD-- WHOA, GOOD.
453
00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:54,032
HEY!
454
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,001
GOOD.
455
00:18:58,403 --> 00:18:59,738
NICE!
456
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:01,640
MY BABY IS
DOING SO GREAT!
457
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,742
I'M STARTING TO
FEEL SO MUCH BETTER
458
00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:06,011
ABOUT CALEB BEING ABLE
TO PROTECT HIMSELF.
459
00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:08,847
I HOPE HE'LL NEVER HAVE TO
DEFEND HIMSELF PHYSICALLY,
460
00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:11,683
BUT AT LEAST NOW HE'LL HAVE
A LOT MORE CONFIDENCE.
461
00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:13,118
NICE JOB.
462
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:14,686
WE'LL SEE YA NEXT TIME.
- ALL RIGHT.
463
00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:16,455
VERY GOOD.
464
00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:30,836
I LIKE THIS RED ONE--
ISN'T THAT CUTE?
465
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,271
YOU LIKE THIS ONE?
- YES.
466
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:33,505
OKAY, WHAT ABOUT
THE PURPLE ONE, THEN?
467
00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:34,540
YES.
468
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,507
CAN I HELP YOU
WITH SOMETHING?
469
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:36,808
OH, SORRY.
470
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:41,480
SHE-SHE IS ACTUALLY
PERFORMING FOR THE FAMILY,
471
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:44,917
AND WE'RE LOOKING FOR A CUTE
LITTLE OUTFIT FOR HER.
472
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,187
TODAY, WE'RE BUYING A BALLET
OUTFIT FOR BROOKE,
473
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:51,023
SO SHE CAN PERFORM AT
MOMMY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
474
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:54,293
AND USUALLY, I WOULD
LEAVE ANDRE AT HOME,
475
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:59,031
BECAUSE HE TENDS TO GET ON
MY NERVES WHEN I'M SHOPPING.
476
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,500
BUT, HE INSISTED
477
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,335
THAT HE WAS GONNA COME
478
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:05,304
BECAUSE HE WANTS TO SHOW
BROOKE HIS SUPPORT.
479
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:06,772
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHIN'.
480
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,407
I FEEL LIKE SHE'S PUSHING
HER A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH.
481
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:10,108
- NO, NOT AT THIS AGE.
- TRYING TO BE A DANCE MOM.
482
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,677
- NOPE.
- SO, IT'S THE PERFECT AGE?
483
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:12,844
- YEAH.
- IT'S OKAY?
484
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,347
I TEACH, TOO, AND THIS IS
EXACTLY THE RIGHT AGE.
485
00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:17,783
THIS IS THE FUN STUFF THAT
THEY GET TO ENJOY, SO--
486
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,117
IT WON'T MESS UP
HER JOINTS, OR--
487
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,285
- NO!
- NO.
488
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:21,620
SHE'LL BE ABLE TO
REPRODUCE NORMALLY?
489
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,522
JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE--
490
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:25,657
WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED
ABOUT REPRODUCTION FOR?
491
00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:27,359
EXACTLY-- SHE'S SIX.
492
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:28,760
WELL, THEY START YOUNG,
YOU KNOW?
493
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,495
BUT, NOBODY'S GONNA
TAP DANCE ON HER OVARIES.
494
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:31,797
SHE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
495
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,832
I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE SHE'S
ABLE TO FUNCTION NORMALLY
496
00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:35,167
WHEN SHE GETS OLDER.
497
00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:36,535
YEAH, I THINK
SHE'LL BE JUST FINE.
498
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:38,136
I MEAN, I STARTED YOUNG,
AND I'M OKAY.
499
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,671
YOU DID-- HOW OLD WERE
YOU WHEN YOU STARTED?
500
00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:40,973
- LIKE, TWO.
- YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?
501
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,307
- SEE?
- YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?
502
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,443
- NOT YET.
- SEE, THERE YOU GO.
503
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:46,612
I REALLY FEEL AWFUL
FOR THIS POOR GIRL,
504
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:49,715
WHO'S REALLY JUST
TRYING TO MAKE A SALE.
505
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,618
SHE DON'T-SHE DOESN'T REALIZE
JUST BEING NICE TO ANDRE
506
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:55,587
ACTUALLY ENCOURAGES HIM.
507
00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,656
THAT'S LIKE--
I LIKE THAT.
508
00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:00,058
- THAT IS CUTE!
- YOU LIKE THIS, BRAXTON?
509
00:21:00,158 --> 00:21:02,394
- YOU LIKE THAT ONE?
- NOW, WHAT IS THIS PART FOR?
510
00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:04,329
- THAT'S THE TUTU-- YEAH.
- THE EXTRA TUTU.
511
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,198
NOW, WHY-WHY DO THE GUYS
WEAR THEIR LITTLE TIGHTS?
512
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:07,766
DON'T THEY GET CHAFED
OR SOMETHIN'?
513
00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:09,568
NO, THEY DON'T GET CHAFED.
514
00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:11,570
- THERE'S NO CHAFING
- NO.
515
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:12,938
I'M JUST ASKIN'.
516
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:14,373
I MEAN, DON'T THEY WEAR TUTUS
OVER THEIR LITTLE TIGHTS?
517
00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:15,807
- NO, THEY DON'T WEAR TUTUS.
- THEY DON'T WEAR TUTUS.
518
00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:17,309
THEY WEAR TIGHTS
AND STUFF.
519
00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:19,645
YEAH, THE LITTLE
HUGGERS, HUGGIES.
520
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:20,879
- HUGGIES?
- YEAH.
521
00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:22,214
I'VE NEVER HEARD IT
CALLED THAT BEFORE.
522
00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:23,181
- ME EITHER.
- THEY'RE BALLIES.
523
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,916
I CALL 'EM BALLIES.
- BALLIES?
524
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,385
CAN'T WE GET HIM
OUT OF YOUR STORE?
525
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:27,586
OKAY, I'M JUST
ASKING QUESTIONS.
526
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:28,754
I GOTTA KNOW
ABOUT DANCING.
527
00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,322
HUSH.
528
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:32,524
COMING UP, ON
"BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES"...
529
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,360
I NEED TO
START OVER AGAIN.
530
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,996
FIND ME SOMEBODY.
- CHILD!
531
00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:39,831
GIVE IT SOME GAS.
532
00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:41,033
THERE YOU GO--
YOU GOT IT.
533
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,601
THERE YOU GO!
534
00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:44,202
ALL RIGHT,
CLUTCH, CLUTCH!
535
00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:58,383
GET DOWN--
DON'T DO THAT.
536
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,852
I-I'M-I'M FROM THE SOUTH,
BUT WE DON'T DO THAT.
537
00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:03,288
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT
HIM AND HIS DADDY BEEN DOING?
538
00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:04,589
I CAN BELIEVE IT.
539
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,491
YOU THINK HE HAD HIM IN
THE BED WHEN I'M NOT HOME?
540
00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:07,726
PROBABLY SO.
541
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,027
WELL, YOU KNOW, YOUR--
I'M SORRY.
542
00:22:09,127 --> 00:22:10,629
YOUR DOG IS
NOT DISCIPLINED.
543
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:12,230
I BROUGHT MY MAMA BACK
FROM ATLANTA WITH ME
544
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,334
BECAUSE I DID NOT WANNA LEAVE
HER ALL ALONE IN THAT HOUSE
545
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:17,736
WITHOUT HER DOG, JACKSON,
BEING THERE.
546
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:20,572
PLUS, WE REALLY NEED
TO START MAKING PLANS
547
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:23,375
FOR HER TO MOVE TO L.A.
WITH ME PERMANENTLY.
548
00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:26,078
YOU SUPER SAD ABOUT JACKSON?
- OH, GOD, YEAH.
549
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,679
YOU THINK ABOUT HIM
ALL THE TIME?
550
00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:30,849
ALL THE TIME--
JACKSON WAS AN EXCELLENT DOG.
551
00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:32,551
HE USED TO JUMP
ON YOUR FURNITURE?
552
00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:34,886
NO, YOU KNOW JACKSON
NEVER DID THAT.
553
00:22:34,986 --> 00:22:38,123
JACKSON WOULD LISTEN.
554
00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:40,292
WELL, YOU GONNA COME HERE
AND BABYSIT MIRACLE?
555
00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:42,294
- NO, CAN'T-CAN'T BE--
- WHY?
556
00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:44,629
MAMA, WE NEED A-A DOG SITTER.
- NO, SWEETIE.
557
00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:46,698
BECAUSE MIRACLE JUMPS
OUT OF HIS CAGE AT NIGHT.
558
00:22:46,798 --> 00:22:48,500
MMM-MMM, BECAUSE
WHEN I COME OUT HERE,
559
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,269
I WON'T HAVE TIME FOR MIRACLE.
- WHAT-WHAT YOU GONNA BE DOIN'?
560
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,071
- I'M-I'LL BE DOING ME.
- CHILD.
561
00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:56,074
YOU KNOW, GETTING A LIFE,
GOING OUT, HAVING A DATE.
562
00:22:56,174 --> 00:22:58,577
I NEED TO START
OVER AGAIN,
563
00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:00,545
SOON AS YOU GUYS
FIND ME SOMEBODY.
564
00:23:00,645 --> 00:23:02,080
WHAT YOU THINK?
- MMM...
565
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:03,882
I DON'T WANNA
PLAY MATCHMAKER.
566
00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:05,417
OH, OKAY.
567
00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:07,586
NOT UNLESS I KNOW SOMEBODY,
AND I, YOU KNOW, I'M LIKE,
568
00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:09,087
"OH, HE'LL BE
GOOD FOR MOMMY."
569
00:23:09,187 --> 00:23:10,322
BUT, I'M NOT A MATCHMAKER
LIKE THAT.
570
00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:11,656
WELL, THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT!
571
00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:13,759
MOMMY, YOU WAY TOO PICKY--
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.
572
00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:15,627
- TAMAR.
- CHILD!
573
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:18,196
- HOW IS THAT PICKY?
- YOU'RE A LITTLE PICKY.
574
00:23:18,296 --> 00:23:21,500
I THINK WHAT I'M
LOOKING FOR IN A MAN,
575
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,834
HE HAVE TO BE TALL.
576
00:23:22,934 --> 00:23:24,269
I LIKE TALL MEN.
577
00:23:24,369 --> 00:23:26,772
BUT, THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING
578
00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:31,009
IS THAT HE HAVE TO BE
A MAN OF INTEGRITY.
579
00:23:31,109 --> 00:23:33,078
I DON'T LIKE
HIP HOP MEN.
580
00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:35,180
I DON'T THINK ANYTHING'S
WRONG WITH THEM
581
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,617
FOR THE YOUNGER PEOPLE,
BUT FOR ME, OH, GOD, NO.
582
00:23:38,717 --> 00:23:40,719
DON'T SEND A HIP HOP MAN.
583
00:23:40,819 --> 00:23:43,321
I-I-I'M SURE I WON'T
GO OUT ON A DATE WITH HIM.
584
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,891
ALREADY ESTABLISHED
IN LIFE.
585
00:23:45,991 --> 00:23:49,194
AT MY AGE, YOU GOTTA
BE ESTABLISHED IN LIFE.
586
00:23:49,294 --> 00:23:50,595
WHAT?
587
00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:53,064
MY MOTHER IS EXTREMELY
PICKY ABOUT MEN.
588
00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:56,668
SHE LIKES HER MEN
SIX-FOUR, LIGHT SKIN,
589
00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:58,737
MUSTACHE, CURLY HAIR.
590
00:23:58,837 --> 00:24:00,739
PRETTY MUCH MY DAD.
591
00:24:02,674 --> 00:24:04,576
I TRIED IT,
BUT IT'S TRUE.
592
00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:07,112
LIKE, IF YOU AIN'T
FIGURED OUT BY 45 OR 42,
593
00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:08,814
THEY AIN'T GONNA
FIGURE IT OUT.
594
00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:10,115
AT LEAST 50.
595
00:24:10,215 --> 00:24:11,483
YOU SHOULDN'T BE TRYING
TO FIGURE THINGS OUT
596
00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:12,851
WHEN YOU'RE 50.
597
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:23,528
SMILE--
READY?
598
00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:26,298
PULL UP-UP-UP-UP-UP--
READY, GO.
599
00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:30,469
ALL THE GIRLS
ARE IN L.A.
600
00:24:30,569 --> 00:24:32,204
FOR MOMMY'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY.
601
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,473
AND TODAY, I'M HELPING
TOWANDA TO GET BROOKE READY
602
00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:37,342
FOR HER BALLET PERFORMANCE
AT MOMMY'S BIRTHDAY.
603
00:24:37,442 --> 00:24:39,144
UNLIKE TOWANDA,
604
00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:41,780
I AM ACTUALLY A
TRAINED BALLERINA.
605
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,615
OOH, SOMETHIN' POPPIN'!
606
00:24:43,715 --> 00:24:47,118
SO, BETWEEN THE TWO OF US,
BROOKE IS GONNA BE GOOD.
607
00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:49,154
SHE'S IN GREAT HANDS.
608
00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:50,755
SMILE, BROOKIE, SMILE,
609
00:24:50,856 --> 00:24:52,724
OR WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO START OVER.
610
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:53,892
SMILE, OR WE'RE
GONNA START OVER.
611
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:56,461
THERE YOU GO.
- ON YOUR TOES.
612
00:24:56,561 --> 00:24:57,662
MAKE SURE YOUR TOE
IS STRAIGHT.
613
00:24:57,762 --> 00:24:59,264
ON YOUR TOES.
614
00:24:59,364 --> 00:25:00,732
RIGHT.
- THERE YOU GO.
615
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:01,867
- THERE YOU GO.
- NOW, BRING IT BACK.
616
00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:02,934
ELONGATE YOUR ARMS.
617
00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:04,135
MAKE SURE YOUR ARMS--
- RIGHT HERE, BROOKIE.
618
00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:05,203
REMEMBER?
- IS HERE,
619
00:25:05,303 --> 00:25:07,372
LIKE YOU'RE HOLDING A BALL.
- RIGHT HERE.
620
00:25:07,472 --> 00:25:08,673
STAY ON YOUR TOES
WHEN YOU TURN.
621
00:25:08,773 --> 00:25:09,808
HOLD YOUR ARMS UP.
622
00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:11,042
MAKE SURE YOU STAY ON
YOUR BALL OF YOUR TOES.
623
00:25:11,142 --> 00:25:12,210
- GO ON YOUR TOES.
- THE BALL.
624
00:25:12,310 --> 00:25:13,945
NOW, TURN, TURN.
625
00:25:14,045 --> 00:25:16,948
TURN... TURN.
626
00:25:17,048 --> 00:25:18,884
THERE YOU GO.
627
00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:22,087
YOU READY FOR TO-TO DO
THIS IN FRONT OF MY MOM?
628
00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:23,822
HOLD YOUR HEAD UP.
629
00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:25,156
HOLD YOUR HEAD UP,
SHOULDERS BACK.
630
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:27,158
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE
WITH YOU, OKAY?
631
00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:29,227
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT BROOKE
IS GOING THROUGH.
632
00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:31,129
SHE IS SHY
SOME OF THE TIMES
633
00:25:31,229 --> 00:25:32,597
WHEN SHE'S AROUND
PEOPLE AND EVERYTHING,
634
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:34,399
AND SHE'S SCARED
TO MESS UP.
635
00:25:34,499 --> 00:25:37,269
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT
BABY'S GOING THROUGH.
636
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,738
SMILE, BECAUSE GUESS WHAT?
637
00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:41,706
DON'T YOU LIKE DOING THIS?
- YES.
638
00:25:41,806 --> 00:25:43,942
AND I WANT YOU TO
HAVE SO MUCH FUN!
639
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:46,177
IT'S GONNA BE
SO MUCH FUN,
640
00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:48,113
AND I'LL BE RIGHT THERE
ON THE SIDE FOR YOU,
641
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:49,581
OKAY?
- OKAY.
642
00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:52,050
I SEE HER POTENTIAL,
AND-AND I SEE THAT, YOU KNOW,
643
00:25:52,150 --> 00:25:54,052
THIS IS SOMETHING
THAT SHE WANTS TO DO,
644
00:25:54,152 --> 00:25:56,488
BUT SHE GOTTA GET
OUT OF THAT SHELL.
645
00:26:02,794 --> 00:26:04,029
AT LEAST I HAVE IT.
- COME ON, CHILD.
646
00:26:04,129 --> 00:26:05,263
- JUST A LITTLE BIT.
- COME ON.
647
00:26:05,363 --> 00:26:06,665
BUT, MY-MY LEAPS
ARE LIKE TONI'S.
648
00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:09,134
YEAH, SHE CAN'T LEAP.
649
00:26:18,677 --> 00:26:21,112
- AGE BEFORE BEAUTY.
- HEY, GUYS!
650
00:26:21,212 --> 00:26:22,581
WELCOME BACK, SIR.
651
00:26:22,681 --> 00:26:23,915
- HEY.
- TODAY'S A BIG DAY.
652
00:26:24,015 --> 00:26:25,550
TRINA'S GOING TO L.A.
TO HELP MOM PREPARE
653
00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:27,085
FOR HER BIRTHDAY PARTY.
654
00:26:27,185 --> 00:26:29,421
SO, I'M GOING WITH CALEB
TO HIS MARTIAL ARTS CLASS
655
00:26:29,521 --> 00:26:30,989
TO CHECK UP
ON HIS PROGRESS.
656
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:32,924
SEE IF HE'S GOT
ANY KILLER MOVES.
657
00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:34,859
WANNA BE FAST,
EXPLOSIVE,
658
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,329
AND HIT THE PAD AS HARD
AS YOU CAN, ALL RIGHT?
659
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,864
WHATEVER STRESS YOU'RE HAVIN',
TAKE IT OUT ON THIS PAD.
660
00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:41,132
JUST LIKE LEFT AND RIGHT?
661
00:26:41,232 --> 00:26:42,934
THAT MISSIN' HOMEWORK,
TAKE IT OUT ON THE PAD.
662
00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:45,136
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
663
00:26:45,236 --> 00:26:46,738
I KNOW EXACTLY WHOSE
FACE I'M HITTING.
664
00:26:46,838 --> 00:26:48,607
- OH, LORD!
- YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHOSE FACE?
665
00:26:48,707 --> 00:26:50,342
READY, GO!
666
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,345
NICE-- GO!
667
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,947
I-I GUESS IT HELPS WHEN
GABE'S FACE IS HERE, HUH?
668
00:26:56,047 --> 00:26:57,983
- YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT.
669
00:26:58,083 --> 00:27:00,118
I DON'T MIND IF CALEB
THINKS HE'S PUNCHIN' MY FACE.
670
00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:01,886
AS LONG AS HE'S FEELING
BETTER ABOUT HIMSELF,
671
00:27:01,987 --> 00:27:03,388
THAT'S FINE BY ME.
672
00:27:03,488 --> 00:27:05,724
ALL RIGHT.
673
00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:08,093
GO, GO, GO, GO!
674
00:27:08,193 --> 00:27:11,196
AND OFF YOU GO--
NICE JOB.
675
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:13,264
ANY QUESTIONS?
- NO.
676
00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:15,467
DOIN' GREAT,
ALL RIGHT?
677
00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:18,737
- I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YA.
- YOU HAVE A SURPRISE?
678
00:27:18,837 --> 00:27:21,206
- YOU GOT THE BEST TARGET.
- OH, MAN!
679
00:27:23,608 --> 00:27:25,243
ALL RIGHT.
680
00:27:25,343 --> 00:27:26,544
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE.
681
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,613
THANK GOODNESS THAT'S
NOT ME IN THAT SUIT.
682
00:27:28,713 --> 00:27:30,081
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE OUT
ALL THAT MISSING HOMEWORK.
683
00:27:30,181 --> 00:27:32,250
NOW, REMEMBER, YOU SAID
HIS FACE ON THE PAD.
684
00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:34,919
NOW, HE'S GOT PADS ON--
YOU CAN HAVE AT IT.
685
00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:36,321
ALL RIGHT?
- YEAH.
686
00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:38,857
SO, THIS TIME, HE'S GONNA
GIVE YOU THE ATTACK, ALL RIGHT?
687
00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:42,927
WHY DON'T WE ACT AS IF
WE'RE COMING IN THE DOOR.
688
00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:45,964
SOMEBODY COMES BEHIND YOU,
PUSHES...
689
00:27:46,064 --> 00:27:47,465
KNOCK HIM OUT,
ALL RIGHT?
690
00:27:47,565 --> 00:27:48,933
DO I GET TO HIT HIM
IN THE FACE?
691
00:27:49,034 --> 00:27:50,235
CAN HE HIT YOU
IN THE FACE?
692
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:51,970
- UH, NO.
- TRY TO HIT THE PADS,
693
00:27:52,070 --> 00:27:54,539
BUT-BUT IF-IF YOU DO
ACCIDENTALLY HIT SOMETHING,
694
00:27:54,639 --> 00:27:56,241
WE WON'T-WE'LL-WE'LL
JUST TURN AWAY.
695
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:58,410
I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU HIT
ME IN THE FACE, BUT OKAY.
696
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,412
SO, GABE,
COME OVER HERE.
697
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:03,081
AND NOW, ONCE YOU
START STRIKING--
698
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:05,150
OKAY, HE TRIED TO CHOKE YOU,
HE TRIED TO PUSH YOU.
699
00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:07,552
YOU DON'T STOP
UNTIL I CALL TIME.
700
00:28:07,652 --> 00:28:09,988
SO, GABE, LET'S PRETEND
YOU'RE, LIKE, A BULLY,
701
00:28:10,088 --> 00:28:11,990
AND YOU'RE RUNNIN'
YOUR MOUTH,
702
00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:13,692
AND THEN YOU PUT YOUR HANDS
ON HIM, ALL RIGHT?
703
00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:15,460
ALL RIGHT, SO,
I'M A BULLY.
704
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,629
- TALK YOUR JUNK.
- YEAH.
705
00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:19,464
HEY, KID.
706
00:28:19,564 --> 00:28:21,099
WHERE'S THE POTATO CHIPS?
707
00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:23,435
GIVE ME THAT POTATO CHIP!
708
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:24,836
GOOD--
GET HIM, GET HIM!
709
00:28:24,936 --> 00:28:26,271
HIT HIM, HIT HIM!
710
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:28,406
OH, MY GOD--
GO, GO, GO!
711
00:28:28,506 --> 00:28:30,809
KNEES, ELBOWS, ELBOWS!
712
00:28:30,909 --> 00:28:32,310
GOOD, GOOD!
713
00:28:32,410 --> 00:28:33,912
STRIKE, STRIKE, STRIKE!
714
00:28:34,012 --> 00:28:35,580
NICE-- GOOD, GOOD.
715
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,115
TIME, TIME--
NICE JOB.
716
00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:38,983
- WOW!
- WOW!
717
00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:40,985
NICE JOB!
- YOU DID FANTASTIC.
718
00:28:41,086 --> 00:28:42,620
- HOW YOU FEEL?
- GOOD JOB, CALEB.
719
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,422
- I WISH I COULD HIT HIM MORE.
- YOU WANT MORE?
720
00:28:44,522 --> 00:28:46,491
YOU WISH YOU COULD
HIT HIM MORE.
721
00:28:46,591 --> 00:28:48,593
- I BET HE DOES.
- GOOD JOB, MAN.
722
00:28:48,693 --> 00:28:50,328
WHEN GABE TOLD ME
ABOUT THE CLASS
723
00:28:50,428 --> 00:28:52,464
AND HOW CALEB TOOK
HIS AGGRESSION OUT ON HIM,
724
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,866
I WAS SO SORRY
I MISSED IT.
725
00:28:54,966 --> 00:28:57,769
BUT GABE SAID CALEB DID GREAT,
AND I'M A PROUD MAMA.
726
00:28:57,869 --> 00:29:00,038
HE CAN BEAT UP
ON GABE ANYTIME.
727
00:29:00,138 --> 00:29:02,807
- GOOD JOB, BUDDY.
- THANKS.
728
00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:05,043
YOU'RE A-YOU'RE A NATURAL.
729
00:29:05,143 --> 00:29:07,245
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
730
00:29:09,314 --> 00:29:11,483
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
731
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,418
LET ME HUG YOU.
732
00:29:13,518 --> 00:29:14,753
NO.
733
00:29:14,853 --> 00:29:18,022
COMING UP, ON
"BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES"...
734
00:29:18,123 --> 00:29:20,091
OKAY, GO.
735
00:29:20,191 --> 00:29:22,293
SHOW 'EM WHAT
YOU'RE DOIN'.
736
00:29:24,462 --> 00:29:25,930
BROOKE.
- HOW MANY GEARS IS THIS?
737
00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:27,165
SIX.
738
00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:29,033
I'M NOT USED TO
NO DAMN SIX GEARS!
739
00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:32,003
- CLUTCH!
- OH!
740
00:29:34,572 --> 00:29:36,775
NOW, HOW MUCH
DO YOU WORK OUT?
741
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:38,476
NONE.
742
00:29:38,576 --> 00:29:39,611
LET ME TELL YOU WHY.
743
00:29:39,711 --> 00:29:40,779
WELL, I WANTED TO,
744
00:29:40,879 --> 00:29:42,347
BUT MY MAMA AND TONI
TOLD ME I COULD NOT WORK OUT,
745
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,149
BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENED--
- HERE WE ARE AGAIN.
746
00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:45,750
SHE IS TALKIN' TO
THE STREET COMMITTEE.
747
00:29:45,850 --> 00:29:46,918
I KNOW.
748
00:29:47,018 --> 00:29:48,620
SO, WHY ARE YOU
LISTENING TO TONI
749
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,421
GIVE YOU ADVICE ABOUT
NOT WORKING OUT?
750
00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:51,656
BECAUSE IF I SAY,
"I'M GONNA GO TO THE GYM,"
751
00:29:51,756 --> 00:29:52,991
THEY YELL AT ME.
752
00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:54,259
LIKE, YOU KNOW, "YOU'RE
NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT"--
753
00:29:54,359 --> 00:29:55,426
THEY YELL AT YOU
ABOUT OTHER STUFF.
754
00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:57,762
YOU STILL DO IT.
- WELL, YEAH, I DO.
755
00:29:57,862 --> 00:29:59,864
AND WOMEN WHO EXERCISE
756
00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:02,500
LABOR A LOT EASIER AND FASTER.
- REALLY?
757
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,335
AND THEN, HAVE ALL
THE SEX Y'ALL WANT NOW.
758
00:30:04,435 --> 00:30:05,770
AIN'T GOD GOOD--
WON'T HE DO IT?
759
00:30:05,870 --> 00:30:09,007
RIGHT-- NOW, YOU GOTTA GET A
LITTLE CREATIVE WITH POSITIONS,
760
00:30:09,107 --> 00:30:11,743
'CAUSE AS THERE GETS
TO BE MORE OF A BELLY,
761
00:30:11,843 --> 00:30:14,879
MAN ON TOP, WOMAN ON BOTTOM
MIGHT NOT WORK TOO WELL.
762
00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:17,115
SO, I NEED YOU TO EITHER HANG
HER OVER THE KITCHEN SINK--
763
00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:19,117
UH-HUH.
764
00:30:19,217 --> 00:30:21,519
OR SOME LITTLE CONTRAPTION
WHERE YOU CAN GET HER BELLY
765
00:30:21,619 --> 00:30:22,954
OUT OF THE WAY.
- SHE'S PREACHIN'.
766
00:30:23,054 --> 00:30:25,156
I'M ABOUT TO PUT THE OFFERING
IN THAT LITTLE POT RIGHT THERE.
767
00:30:25,256 --> 00:30:26,257
SHE'S PREACHIN'!
768
00:30:34,299 --> 00:30:35,433
GO AHEAD AND
GET ON IT, BABY.
769
00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:37,001
DO WHAT YOU DO.
770
00:30:37,101 --> 00:30:38,636
TODAY, MY HUSBAND, KEVIN,
771
00:30:38,736 --> 00:30:41,105
IS HELPING ME FINE-TUNE
MY RIDING SKILLS
772
00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:43,908
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO
SURPRISE EVERYBODY
773
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,177
AT MOMMY'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY.
774
00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:47,812
I PRACTICED,
AND I PRACTICED,
775
00:30:47,912 --> 00:30:49,280
AND I PRACTICED,
AND I PRACTICED.
776
00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:51,649
I WANT MY SISTERS
TO SAY TO ME,
777
00:30:51,749 --> 00:30:56,788
WHEN THEY SEE ME ON THAT BIKE,
"TRACI, YOU'RE A BAD MAMA!
778
00:30:56,888 --> 00:30:59,257
"YEAH, GIRL!"
779
00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:01,092
ALL RIGHT, SO,
LET'S START IT UP FIRST.
780
00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:03,127
IS IT IN NEUTRAL?
781
00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:05,396
PUT IT IN NEUTRAL.
782
00:31:05,496 --> 00:31:07,165
- THAT'S NOT IN NEUTRAL.
- GO AHEAD-- KEEP GOIN'.
783
00:31:07,265 --> 00:31:08,933
- IT'S-IT'S OTHER--
- THAT'S NEUTRAL.
784
00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:10,902
- NOW, HOW MANY GEARS IS THIS?
- SIX.
785
00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:13,404
I'M NOT USED TO
NO DAMN SIX GEARS!
786
00:31:13,504 --> 00:31:15,907
ALL RIGHT,
YOU GOT THIS.
787
00:31:16,007 --> 00:31:17,642
I HAVEN'T BOUGHT
MY NEW BIKE YET,
788
00:31:17,742 --> 00:31:19,377
BUT WHILE I'M HERE
IN L.A.,
789
00:31:19,477 --> 00:31:22,680
KEVIN RENTED ME
A BIKE FOR TODAY.
790
00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:24,449
GIVE IT SOME GAS.
791
00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,484
THERE YOU GO--
YOU GOT IT!
792
00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:28,219
THERE YOU GO--
GAS 'ER!
793
00:31:28,319 --> 00:31:30,688
ALL RIGHT.
794
00:31:30,788 --> 00:31:32,457
GOOD JOB!
795
00:31:35,093 --> 00:31:36,861
IT TURNED OFF.
796
00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:39,597
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHY, RIGHT?
797
00:31:39,697 --> 00:31:41,466
BECAUSE I LET OFF
THE CLUTCH TOO SOON?
798
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:42,667
RIGHT.
799
00:31:42,767 --> 00:31:44,435
SO, I WAS JUST TELLING
MY NIECE, BROOKE,
800
00:31:44,535 --> 00:31:47,872
TO BE CONFIDENT WHEN SHE DOES
HER BALLET THING FOR MOMMY,
801
00:31:47,972 --> 00:31:49,941
AT HER BIRTHDAY PARTY
AND EVERYTHING.
802
00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:53,311
BUT, I-I'M NERVOUS AS--
803
00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:56,381
OOH, IT'S ALL
OUT THE WINDOW.
804
00:31:56,481 --> 00:31:59,651
JUST GO BACK--
WALK IT OUT.
805
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:02,186
AND IF SHE COULD
SEE ME NOW...
806
00:32:02,287 --> 00:32:05,323
BROOKE WOULD BE
LAUGHIN' AT HER AUNT.
807
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:08,192
EASY, EASY!
808
00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:10,161
RELAX, RELAX.
809
00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:11,729
RELAX.
810
00:32:11,829 --> 00:32:13,965
CLUTCH, CLUTCH!
811
00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:17,635
THAT'S IT.
812
00:32:17,735 --> 00:32:19,771
CLUTCH!
813
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:23,541
OH, THAT'S--
- OH-OH!
814
00:32:23,641 --> 00:32:25,643
GET UP.
815
00:32:29,747 --> 00:32:31,582
OKAY.
816
00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:34,018
I DON'T THINK
I'M READY FOR THAT.
817
00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:37,822
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
818
00:32:37,922 --> 00:32:40,992
I RODE THE BIKE
AND DID A GOOD JOB.
819
00:32:41,092 --> 00:32:43,261
TURNED THE MOTORCYCLE OFF,
820
00:32:43,361 --> 00:32:46,764
TRIED TO KICK
THE KICKSTAND...
821
00:32:46,864 --> 00:32:49,000
I FALL.
822
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:50,601
I BROKE THE BIKE.
823
00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:52,370
NAH, IT'S GOT A TIGHT--
I LOOSENED THE SCREW.
824
00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:55,940
THEY SAID EVERYBODY
DROPS THE BIKE,
825
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,676
AND IF YOU DON'T
DROP YOUR BIKE,
826
00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:00,845
YOU'LL DROP IT
IN THE FUTURE.
827
00:33:00,945 --> 00:33:02,914
BUT, I DIDN'T EXPECT ME
TO DROP MY BIKE
828
00:33:03,014 --> 00:33:05,750
WHEN I WAS GOING
FIVE MILES PER HOUR--
829
00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:07,585
LESS THAN FIVE MILES.
830
00:33:07,685 --> 00:33:10,188
MATTER OF FACT,
I WAS AT A STOP!
831
00:33:10,288 --> 00:33:12,390
I'LL TIGHTEN IT UP,
THAT'S ALL.
832
00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:15,426
OH, I FEEL REAL BAD.
833
00:33:15,526 --> 00:33:17,662
I FEEL REAL-- I HOPE THIS
DON'T HAPPEN
834
00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:20,298
WHEN I'M WITH THE GIRLS.
- PUT-PUT THE KICKSTAND DOWN.
835
00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:22,567
- OR SHOWING MOMMY.
- PUT THE KICKSTAND DOWN.
836
00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:24,235
YOU DIDN'T BREAK THE BIKE,
YOU BROKE THE LIGHT.
837
00:33:27,305 --> 00:33:29,707
MY FEELINGS IS BROKEN.
838
00:33:29,807 --> 00:33:32,510
MY BIKE IS BROKEN.
839
00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:34,178
WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS TO
THE SHOP AND GET IT FIXED.
840
00:33:34,278 --> 00:33:35,947
- I'M ABOUT TO CRY.
- DON'T CRY.
841
00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:37,682
LOOK.
842
00:33:39,617 --> 00:33:41,285
ONE OF THE EYES
IS HANGIN' OFF.
843
00:33:41,386 --> 00:33:42,854
ONE OF 'EM GOT
A LAZY EYE.
844
00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:45,523
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I DROPPED MY BIKE.
845
00:33:45,623 --> 00:33:48,793
HOW AM I GOING TO IMPRESS
MY SISTERS ON A BROKEN BIKE?
846
00:33:50,261 --> 00:33:54,632
I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS
WITH A BROKEN HEADLIGHT.
847
00:33:54,732 --> 00:33:56,200
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
848
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:57,869
THAT'S NOTHIN'.
- OKAY.
849
00:33:57,969 --> 00:33:59,804
ALL RIGHT, DID GOOD--
GOOD JOB.
850
00:33:59,904 --> 00:34:01,839
- THANK YOU, BABY.
- ALL RIGHT.
851
00:34:16,421 --> 00:34:18,990
YOU WANNA SIT
BY THE BOYS?
852
00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:23,294
CALEB'S GONNA SIT THERE--
YOU WANNA SIT BESIDE CALEB?
853
00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:26,064
SHE'S BESIDE ASHLEY,
THE TEENAGER.
854
00:34:26,164 --> 00:34:27,598
HEY.
855
00:34:27,698 --> 00:34:28,833
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO
COME BESIDE Y'ALL.
856
00:34:28,933 --> 00:34:29,934
- THAT'S NICE.
- I'M SORRY.
857
00:34:30,034 --> 00:34:31,002
I DON'T WHERE Y'ALL PLATES
ARE GONNA GO,
858
00:34:31,102 --> 00:34:32,236
BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT.
- THEY WON'T SEE MOMMY.
859
00:34:32,336 --> 00:34:33,337
MOMMY'S GONNA SIT THERE.
- THEY TOLD ME TO PUT IT THERE.
860
00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:34,806
I DON'T RUN THINGS.
861
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:35,773
BUT,HE'S-THEY'RE
NOT GONNA SEE HER.
862
00:34:35,873 --> 00:34:37,075
TONIGHT IS MOMMY'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY,
863
00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:38,676
AND GIVEN MOMMY'S HEALTH
PROBLEMS THIS YEAR,
864
00:34:38,776 --> 00:34:40,812
WE ARE SO HAPPY
TO BE CELEBRATING
865
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,313
ANOTHER BIRTHDAY WITH HER.
866
00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:46,017
E-EVERYBODY GET READY
FOR THE GIRL OF THE HOUR.
867
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,673
KEVIN AND I ARE
THE LAST ONES TO ARRIVE
868
00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:11,275
BECAUSE I HAD TO
RETURN MY BROKEN BIKE
869
00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:12,877
BACK TO THE RENTAL PLACE.
870
00:35:12,977 --> 00:35:16,214
I COULDN'T SHOW UP
WITH NO BANGED UP HOG.
871
00:35:16,314 --> 00:35:17,815
I'M DISAPPOINTED,
872
00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:20,918
BUT WE'RE GOING TO TRY THIS
AGAIN ANOTHER TIME.
873
00:35:21,018 --> 00:35:24,288
RIGHT NOW, I NEED
ALL THE DRINKS.
874
00:35:24,388 --> 00:35:27,325
OH, HOW BEAUTIFUL!
875
00:35:27,425 --> 00:35:30,328
AW!
876
00:35:30,428 --> 00:35:32,363
SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
877
00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:34,198
FIRST POSITION.
878
00:35:37,568 --> 00:35:39,871
I'M SO EXCITED...
879
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,973
TO SEE MY BROOKIE PERFORM.
880
00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:44,775
I KNOW SHE'S-SHE'S
VERY, VERY SHY,
881
00:35:44,876 --> 00:35:47,345
BUT I JUST THINK THAT,
BY HER PERFORMING
882
00:35:47,445 --> 00:35:51,849
IN FRONT OF PEOPLE WHO
LOVE HER AND ADORE HER--
883
00:35:51,949 --> 00:35:53,918
AND MY SISTERS AND I
ACTUALLY PERFORMED
884
00:35:54,018 --> 00:35:57,188
IN FRONT OF A LOT OF FAMILY
WHEN WE WERE CHILDREN.
885
00:35:57,288 --> 00:35:59,223
SO, I THINK THIS IS
GONNA HELP HER A LOT.
886
00:35:59,323 --> 00:36:02,093
OKAY, GO.
887
00:36:02,193 --> 00:36:04,395
SHOW 'EM WHAT
YOU'RE DOIN'.
888
00:36:07,698 --> 00:36:10,067
COMING UP, ON
"BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES"...
889
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:12,036
MOM'S TRYING TO MAKE ME
GO TO SCHOOL HERE.
890
00:36:12,136 --> 00:36:14,205
I'M NOT GONNA LET HER SNEAK UP
ON THE CAMPUS AND SEE YOU.
891
00:36:14,305 --> 00:36:15,339
WAIT, IS THAT
WHAT YOU'RE AFRAID--
892
00:36:15,439 --> 00:36:16,874
YOU'RE AFRAID I'M GONNA COME
AND SEE YOU ON CAMPUS?
893
00:36:16,974 --> 00:36:17,875
YES!
894
00:36:17,975 --> 00:36:19,477
IT'S SOMETHING
YOU WOULD DO.
895
00:36:23,047 --> 00:36:25,650
OKAY, GO.
896
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:28,085
SHOW 'EM WHAT
YOU'RE DOIN'.
897
00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:37,428
GET ON-GET ON YOUR TOES--
NOW, WALK.
898
00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,730
THERE YOU GO.
899
00:36:39,830 --> 00:36:42,333
- YAY, BROOKIE!
- GOOD JOB, BROOKE.
900
00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:44,468
WALK IN A CIRCLE--
THERE YOU GO.
901
00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:45,903
- GOOD JOB!
- YOUR ARMS-YOUR ARMS
902
00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:47,438
GOTTA BE UP, REMEMBER--
THERE YOU GO.
903
00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:49,807
REMEMBER PLIE?
904
00:36:49,907 --> 00:36:52,643
BROOKE.
905
00:36:52,743 --> 00:36:55,846
- OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
- GOOD JOB!
906
00:37:00,017 --> 00:37:02,053
GOOD JOB, BROOKIE--
I'M PROUD OF YOU!
907
00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:05,389
I COULDN'T BE MORE
PROUD OF BROOKIE, UM,
908
00:37:05,489 --> 00:37:09,160
DOING HER LITTLE BALLET DANCE
FOR ME, FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
909
00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:10,828
I WAS SO PROUD OF HER.
910
00:37:10,928 --> 00:37:14,198
NOW, MIND YOU, SHE'S NOT
READY FOR DEBBIE ALL.
911
00:37:14,298 --> 00:37:16,500
BUT, ONE DAY,
SHE WILL BE.
912
00:37:16,601 --> 00:37:18,436
WE'RE STANDING
BEHIND THAT GIRL.
913
00:37:18,536 --> 00:37:19,870
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
914
00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:21,639
WELL, ERIC, WHAT COLLEGE
ARE YOU GONNA GO TO?
915
00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:24,041
UM, MOM'S TRYING TO MAKE ME
GO TO SCHOOL HERE.
916
00:37:24,141 --> 00:37:26,143
I'M NOT GONNA LET HER SNEAK UP
ON THE CAMPUS AND SEE YOU.
917
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,511
TRINA WILL DO THAT.
918
00:37:27,612 --> 00:37:28,713
I'M NOT GONNA
LET HER DO THAT.
919
00:37:28,813 --> 00:37:29,914
WAIT, IS THAT
WHAT YOU'RE AFRAID--
920
00:37:30,014 --> 00:37:31,616
YOU'RE AFRAID I'M GONNA
COME AND SEE YOU ON CAMPUS?
921
00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:33,050
YES!
922
00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:34,518
IT'S SOMETHING
YOU WOULD DO.
923
00:37:34,619 --> 00:37:36,387
YOU THINK I WOULD MESS UP
YOUR GROOVE, SON?
924
00:37:36,487 --> 00:37:38,222
- YES!
- TO COLLEGE.
925
00:37:38,322 --> 00:37:40,725
WHAT YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
926
00:37:40,825 --> 00:37:42,960
IT'S LIKE THE EMPTY
NEST SYNDROME.
927
00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:45,096
IT'S-IT'S ROUGH,
IT'S HARD.
928
00:37:45,196 --> 00:37:48,666
AND PUT THAT TEAR BACK UP.
- THANK YOU FOR BEING SO--
929
00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:50,534
I LOVE YOU, THOUGH, MOM.
930
00:37:50,635 --> 00:37:52,370
AW!
931
00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:59,176
I THINK MY SON DOESN'T
WANT ME TO FOLLOW HIM...
932
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,212
BUT I CAN'T LOSE MY BABY!
933
00:38:01,312 --> 00:38:03,047
HE'S MY BABY.
934
00:38:03,147 --> 00:38:05,483
HE'S MY OLDEST BABY.
935
00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:09,720
I'M THE ONE HAVING PROBLEMS
LETTING GO, NOT HIM.
936
00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:12,590
WELL, ANYBODY GOT
NO BIRTHDAY MELODY?
937
00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:14,292
TODAY IS MISS E.
BIRTHDAY.
938
00:38:14,392 --> 00:38:16,193
DO I NEED TO STAND--
DO WE NEED TO STAND OVER HERE?
939
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:18,796
MAYBE WE NEED TO STAND
OVER THERE, GIRLS.
940
00:38:18,896 --> 00:38:20,398
COME ON, Y'ALL--
WE GOTTA GET UP.
941
00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:21,732
PERFORMING FOR BIRTHDAYS
942
00:38:21,832 --> 00:38:24,368
IS A REAL BIG BRAXTON
FAMILY TRADITION.
943
00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:26,270
EVERYBODY WANTS TO
TRY TO DO THEIR BEST
944
00:38:26,370 --> 00:38:27,938
BECAUSE THEY DON'T
WANT MY MAMA
945
00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:30,241
SLAPPIN' THE PISS OUT OF
SOMEBODY ON HER BIRTHDAY.
946
00:38:30,341 --> 00:38:32,610
WELL, COME ON, GUYS-
COME TO THE TABLE.
947
00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:36,113
♪ AH AH AH
H-H-HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪
948
00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:38,516
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪
949
00:38:38,616 --> 00:38:40,785
♪ TO EVELYN
TO EVELYN ♪
950
00:38:40,885 --> 00:38:43,554
♪ TO EVELYN
TO MAMA ♪
951
00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:45,756
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪
- WOW!
952
00:38:45,856 --> 00:38:48,059
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪
- NICE!
953
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:50,294
♪ TO MAMA
TO MAMA ♪
954
00:38:50,394 --> 00:38:52,897
♪ TO MAMA
TO MAMA ♪
955
00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:57,501
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪
956
00:38:57,601 --> 00:39:00,304
♪ TO MAMA MAMA ♪
957
00:39:00,404 --> 00:39:02,606
♪ MAMA MAMA ♪
958
00:39:02,707 --> 00:39:04,909
WHILE EVERYBODY
WAS CELEBRATING,
959
00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:07,345
I COULD TELL POOR TRINA
WAS STILL SAD
960
00:39:07,445 --> 00:39:09,780
ABOUT ERIC GOING OFF
TO COLLEGE.
961
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,615
AND I CAN RELATE,
962
00:39:11,716 --> 00:39:15,319
BECAUSE IT WAS HARD FOR ME WHEN
ALL OF MY BABIES LEFT HOME.
963
00:39:15,419 --> 00:39:17,755
ALL RIGHT,
MAKE A WISH, EVELYN!
964
00:39:21,826 --> 00:39:25,129
THANK GOD THE CAKE
CAME WHEN IT DID.
965
00:39:25,229 --> 00:39:29,633
CAKE MAKES EVERYBODY HAPPY
AND FEEL BETTER.
966
00:39:29,734 --> 00:39:32,503
OKAY, THAT'S GONE--
DON'T BLOW.
967
00:39:38,142 --> 00:39:40,044
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
968
00:39:40,144 --> 00:39:44,115
BEING WITH ALL OF MY FAMILY
IS MY BIGGEST JOY IN LIFE.
969
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:48,252
I DON'T THINK THAT THERE'S
A MOTHERR GRANDMOTHER
970
00:39:48,352 --> 00:39:51,989
WHO HAS FELT AS MUCH
LOVE AS I HAVE.
971
00:40:07,037 --> 00:40:08,205
TOWANDA WANTS
THE CRAB CAKE.
972
00:40:08,305 --> 00:40:10,241
I WANT THIS, TRINA WANTS THAT.
- .
973
00:40:10,341 --> 00:40:13,043
THAT, THAT, AND THAT.
- GOT YA.
974
00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:15,212
STOP ORDERING
FOR EVERYBODY.
975
00:40:15,312 --> 00:40:16,847
WHY ARE YOU BEING
SO BOSSILIZED?
976
00:40:16,947 --> 00:40:18,649
I LOVE SMORGASHBORDS...
SMORGASHBORDS.
977
00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:20,084
SMORGASHBORDS--
IS THAT RIGHT?
978
00:40:20,184 --> 00:40:22,253
SMORGASBORDS,
SMORGASHBORDS.
979
00:40:22,353 --> 00:40:24,922
TODAY, THE GIRLS ARE
HAVING A FINAL LUNCH
980
00:40:25,022 --> 00:40:28,492
BEFORE SOME OF US LEAVE L.A.
AND GO HOME, FINALLY.
981
00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:30,027
WHERE IS TRACI?
982
00:40:30,127 --> 00:40:31,896
- I DON'T KNOW.
- I DON'T KNOW.
983
00:40:31,996 --> 00:40:34,398
HEY, TRAY.
984
00:40:34,498 --> 00:40:36,333
HEY.
- SPEAKER PHONE.
985
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:37,601
OKAY.
986
00:40:37,701 --> 00:40:39,403
SHE WANTS US TO COME
OUTSIDE FOR A SECOND.
987
00:40:39,503 --> 00:40:40,871
BUT, WE'RE EATING!
- YOU GUYS GO AHEAD.
988
00:40:40,971 --> 00:40:42,840
- NO, COME ON, MAMA.
- I AIN'T LEAVING MY FOOD.
989
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:44,542
Y'ALL TELL ME WHAT SHE SAID.
- NO, COME ON.
990
00:40:44,642 --> 00:40:46,210
COME ON.
991
00:40:46,310 --> 00:40:49,747
WE'LL GO TOGETHER-- COME ON.
- I'M COMING!
992
00:40:53,317 --> 00:40:55,519
OH, MY GOD!
- OH, MY GOD!
993
00:40:55,619 --> 00:40:57,888
- TRACI!
- TRACI!
994
00:41:01,592 --> 00:41:03,594
I AM NOT SHOCKED TO
SEE MY SISTER, TRACI,
995
00:41:03,694 --> 00:41:05,663
ON A MOTORCYCLE.
996
00:41:05,763 --> 00:41:07,498
TRACI'S THE ECLECTIC
ONE OF ALL OF US.
997
00:41:07,598 --> 00:41:09,366
SHE EXPLORES AND TRIES
NEW THINGS.
998
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:12,369
I JUST WISH THAT
THE MOTORCYCLE FASHION
999
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,672
WAS NOT SO MASCULINE.
1000
00:41:14,772 --> 00:41:15,840
I WISH IT WAS SOFTER.
1001
00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:17,475
YOU KNOW, SHE COME IN,
LOW RIDI LIKE,
1002
00:41:17,575 --> 00:41:20,044
"YO, WHAT'S UP?
1003
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,712
"DEUCES."
1004
00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:25,316
I WISH SHE COULD BE LIKE...
"HI," OR SOMETHING.
1005
00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:28,786
BUT, SHE RIDIN' BACK AND LOW,
YOU KNOW, "WHAT'S UP, HOMIE?"
1006
00:41:28,886 --> 00:41:30,621
I DIDN'T LIKE
THAT PART OF IT.
1007
00:41:30,721 --> 00:41:33,491
- Y'ALL LIKE IT?
- YES!
1008
00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:36,794
NOW, I HAD NO IDEA
TRACI WAS CHANGING
1009
00:41:36,894 --> 00:41:39,263
INTO THIS BIKER CHICK.
1010
00:41:39,363 --> 00:41:40,764
YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY
SAID SHE LOOKS LIKE
1011
00:41:40,865 --> 00:41:42,032
A LITTLE
ON A BIKE,
1012
00:41:42,132 --> 00:41:43,868
BUT I AIN'T GONNA SAY THAT
ABOUT MY SISTER-- I LOVE HER.
1013
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:48,105
OH, LOOK AT HER!
1014
00:41:48,205 --> 00:41:50,407
I DON'T WANNA GET ON IT.
1015
00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:54,445
OH, MY GOSH!
1016
00:41:54,545 --> 00:41:57,114
YOU DON'T HAVE
A HELMET ON, TOWANDA!
1017
00:41:57,214 --> 00:41:59,416
YOU KNOW, I'M HAPPY
THAT TRACI IS DOING
1018
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,619
SOMETHING SHE LOVES,
1019
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:07,858
BUT WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO
LOVE SOMETHING SO UNSAFE?
1020
00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:09,460
I CAN'T HELP
BUT TO WORRY.
1021
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:10,728
WELL, TRACI,
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.
1022
00:42:10,828 --> 00:42:12,196
ARE YOU HAPPY?
- THANK YOU-- YES, I AM.
1023
00:42:12,296 --> 00:42:13,430
THAT'S SOMETHIN'
YOU WANTED TO DO.
1024
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:14,798
CAN YOU-MAYBE YOU CAN CHANGE
THE FASHION A LITTLE BIT.
1025
00:42:14,899 --> 00:42:15,933
- YEAH.
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
1026
00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:17,301
YEAH, THAT'S
A LITTLE HARD.
1027
00:42:17,401 --> 00:42:18,602
YOU GOTTA GET THAT ST
LOOK, LIKE EVELYN.
1028
00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:20,771
LOOK AT HER.
1029
00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:21,906
COME ON, GUYS.
1030
00:42:22,006 --> 00:42:23,908
LET'S HAVE A TOAST
TO TRACI, PLEASE.
1031
00:42:24,008 --> 00:42:27,545
TO TRACI AND US SISTERS
FINALLY GETTIN' ALONG, MOMMY.
1032
00:42:31,081 --> 00:42:34,351
CLINK-CLINK-CLINK-CLINK-CLINK-CL
INK-CLINK-CLINK-CLINK.
75476
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