All language subtitles for Braxton.Family.Values.S03E08.Whats.Cookin.in.the.Oven.1080p.ROKU.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-FFG_track3_[eng]

TRINA, YOU JUST DID A VIDEO--
I WANNA SEE IT.

ME, TOO, TONE.

CAN YOU SING THE HOOK,
SO I CAN REMEMBER?

♪ GOT SOME DRINK
IN MY CUP ♪

♪ TAKIN' ME
TO MY ZONE ♪

♪ IF YOU DIDN'T
COME TO PARTY ♪

♪ THEN YOU
BETTER GO HOME ♪

♪ AH AH ♪

I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GONNA
MAKE THOSE CHITLINS TODAY.

OH, GOD, NOT CHITLINS--
I CAN'T.

YOUR FURNITURE
AND YOUR DRAPERIES

ARE GONNA SMELL
LIKE CHITTERLINGS.

- WELL, NOW, THAT'S TRUE.
- YOU'RE SO BOUGEE.

MUAH!

I REALLY DO WORRY ABOUT
MY MAMA IN

ATLANTA, ALL BY HERSELF.

SHE DOES NEED COMPANIONSHIP.

SEE HOW IMPORTANT IT
IS THAT YOU MOVE HERE

AND COOK FOR ME?

I'M NOT GONNA BE
DOING THAT.

GABE WANTS TO BE INVOLVED
IN THE STORE.

- NO!
- NO!

DON'T WANNA DO THAT--
I DON'T WANT GABE IN MY LIFE.

♪ WE ARE THE BRAXTONS
AND YOU'LL SEE ♪

♪ THAT WE ARE NOT LIKE
AN ORDINARY FAMILY ♪

♪ TONI TRACI TOWANDA
TRINA TAMAR AND MISS E ♪

♪ WILL TEACH YOU
A THING OR TWO ♪

♪ ON BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES ♪

HI-- I BROUGHT YOU SOME
NICE SOUTHERN ICED TEA.

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A STRAW,
BUT THAT'S OKAY.

I DON'T NEED A STRAW.
- YOU TRIED IT-- YEAH.

THIS IS NOT
RUBY TUESDAYS, MAMA.

EVERYBODY'S IN TOWN,

AND MY MAMA IS HANGIN' OUT
AT MY HOUSE.

I'M SO EXCITED
THAT SHE'S HERE

BECAUSE I HAVE SOME SUPER HUGE
JUICE TO TELL HER

THAT I KNOW SHE'S
GONNA BE EXCITED ABOUT.

WELL, FIRST, I WANNA
TALK ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY

AND WHAT YOU
WANNA DO.

WELL, THAT IS SOMETHING
EXCITING, ISN'T IT?

LIKE WHAT?

I THOUGHT MAYBE A TRIP
WIT' YOUR-YOUR DAUGHTERS.

YOU KNOW,
I COULD DO THAT,

AS LONG AS EVERYTHING
IS PEACEFUL

AND JUST WONDERFUL.

WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE GRANDKIDS--
ARE THEY COMING?

MAMA, THE GRANDKIDS ARE NOT
INVITED ON EVERY EXCURSION

THAT WE GO ON.
- OH.

GOOD GOD-- AND THEY
HAVE DADDIES AND NANNIES.

OH, I WAS JUST WONDERING
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,

I JUST WANNA KINDA RELAX
A LITTLE BIT.

THIS REMIND ME,
WHEN I HAVE A KID,

NOT TO TAKE MY CH-CHILDREN
AROUND WITH ME EVERYWHERE I GO.

THEY ARE NOT INVITED--
I GOT ADULT THINGS TO DO.

BUT, YOU DON'T
HAVE A KID YET.

I'M JUST SAYIN'.

WELL, I DON'T HAVE
A KID THAT'S HERE YET.

WHAT-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"THAT'S HERE YET?"

WELL, IT'S BAKIN'
IN THE OVEN.

WHAT?

FOR REAL?

YEAH.

- TELL ME YOU'RE PLAYIN'.
- MA, I'S HAVIN' A BABY.

AH!

TELL ME YOU'RE PLAYIN'!
- I WISH I WAS.

NO.
- OH, MY GOD!

NO-- YOU WISH YOU WAS?

YEAH-- LET ME
JUST TELL YOU WHY.

BECAUSE IT JUST HAPPENED
OUT OF THE BLUE.

LIKE, HOW'D THAT HAPPEN?
- SEE?

EVERYTHING IS DONE IN
GOD'S OWN DIVINE ORDER.

CAN YOU IMAGINE?

MY BABY, TAMAR,
IS HAVING A BABY.

THAT'S THE GREAT--
YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF I KEEP TALKIN' ABOUT IT,
I'LL CRY.

BUT, THAT'S THE GREATEST
THING IN THE WORLD.

I CAN'T BELIEVE--
MY BABY HAVIN' A BABY.

NOW, I SHOULDN'T BE
FEELIN' THIS WAY, RIGHT?

BUT, I FEEL LIKE I'M A TEENAGER
TELLIN' MY MAMA I'M PREGNANT,

LIKE SHE GONNA
KNOW WE DID IT.

CONGRATULATIONS.

OH, I'M SO PROUD!

I'M SO HAP-- TAMAR!
- HUH?

THAT MEANS
I'LL HAVE 12.

- GOD, THAT'S SO GREEDY.
- GRANDCHILDREN-- I AM GREEDY.

I AM.

HEE-HEE!

OH, MY GOD--
I'M SO HAPPY.

HA-HA-HA--
OH, MY GOD!

NO, NO, AND NO!

LET ME JUST TELL YOU SOMETHIN'--
LET'S-LET'S JUST START HERE.

WHAT?

UNTIL I'M TOTALLY
COMFORTABLE WITH IT,

I DON'T WANNA
TELL NOBODY YET.

OKAY.

I'M HOPING THAT I
CAN KEEP IT A SECRET.

THIS IS REALLY GOING
TO BE VERY HARD FOR ME.

MATTER OF FACT, I'M S--
NOT SCARED, BUT I'M SCARED.

I CAN'T TELL YOU
SISTERS, EITHER?

NO, ESPECIALLY TONI TELL,

BECAUSE SHE DONE
TOLD EVERYBODY.

SHE IS THE MEANING
TO TMZ.

THAT'S WHERE THEY
CAME UP WITH IT.

WHAT ABOUT
YOUR DADDY?

SAY, CAN YOU TELL
YOUR DADDY, NOW, OR NO?

I DON'T KNOW--
HE IS THE MOUTH OF THE SOUTH.

I'M SCARED!

I DON'T CARE WHEN YOU TELL
THEM-- I KNOW ABOUT IT.

SO, I'M EXCITED.

I'M NOT TELLING MY WHOLE
FAMILY ABOUT MY LOVE ON TOP

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE THE BRAXTONS,

BUT MY SISTERS ARE
TELLER-TUBBIES.

THEY TELL
EVERYTHING, OKAY?

AND ESPECIALLY TO
THE WRONG PEOPLE.

YOU THINK IT'S
A GIRL OR BOY?

I HOPE I HAVE
A MINI ME.

WOULDN'T THAT BE FABULOUS?

YOU KNOW, I GET HER A LITTLE
DROP TOP TONKA BENTLEY

FOR HER BIRTHDAY.
- TAMAR.

SHE ONE.

AS LONG AS IT HEALTHY,
I DON'T EVEN CARE.

I-I GUESS I WAS SUPPOSED
TO SAY THAT, HUH?

- LOOK AT GOD.
- I'M NOT THERE YET.

YEAH.

AND I CAN'T
TELL NO LIES.

I JUST CAN'T, BECAUSE
THIS IS THE REAL REASON

WHY I WANT MY MAMA
TO MOVE TO L.A.

EVERYBODY TALKED ALL
THAT TALK ABOUT,

"OH, WHEN YOU GET PREGNANT,
YOU'RE GONNA--

WE'RE GONNA MOVE HERE,
AND WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU."

I'M GONNA CASH IN ALL

OF MY AUNTY AND
GRANDMAMA CARDS, OKAY?

THANK YOU, JESUS!

DA-DA-DA-DA.

- SO, COME IN ON "LOOKIN'."
- OKAY.

♪ LOOKIN' AT ME
SAYIN' ♪

- OKAY.
- HERE IT COMES.

♪ I'M A LOT OF CRAZY
WHEN I ROOT FOR MY TEAM ♪

♪ EVERYBODY STOP AND
THEY LOOKIN' AT ME ♪

♪ SAYIN' WHO'S
THAT LADY LADY ♪

THAT'S IT--
THAT'S IT.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVE
TO MOVE MY BODY TO DO IT

WHEN I SING.

IT'S GOTTA BE
LIKE, "SAYIN'."

THAT'S WHAT YOU
GOTTA DO, THOUGH.

BUT, LIKE-- YOU GOTTA--
YOU GOTTA PUT YOURSELF

INSIDE THE MUSIC, GIRL.
- YOU CAN COME ON OUT, GIRL.

TODAY, I'M IN THE STUDIO
TO PUT THE FINISHING TOUCHES

ON MY NEW SINGLE,
"GAME TIME."

MY FIRST SINGLE,
"PARTY OR GO HOME,"

DID REALLY WELL,
SO FAR.

YOU KNOW, AND FOR THE PAST FEW
MONTHS, I'VE BEEN HARD AT WORK,

PUTTING TOGETHER
A FULL EP

BECAUSE I KNOW MY BOOM-BOOMS
ARE HUNGRY FOR MORE.

RRARR.

WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THIS SONG,
IS IT TAKES IT TO ANOTHER LEVEL,

WHAT YOU DID BEFORE.
- YEAH.

AND, TO ME, IT'S-IT'S GOIN'
THAT EXTRA STEP, YOU KNOW?

AND IT - AND IT'S
GOT THAT-THAT PUNCH.

SO, HOW-SO,
HOW YOU FEELIN'?

YOU KNOW, I FEEL
REALLY GREAT ABOUT IT

BECAUSE, ESPECIALLY
WITH "PARTY OR GO HOME,"

IT'S LIKE WE WERE
TRYING TO, LIKE,

FEEL OUT THE FANS
AND SEE IF THEY WOULD BE,

YOU KNOW, REALLY
RECEPTIVE TO ME

DOING A DIFFERENT
GENRE OF MUSIC.

I THINK THIS ONE'S EVEN
STRONGER, ACTUALLY.

THAT'S WHAT-THAT'S
WHAT I'M SAYIN'.

SO, AND THAT'S WHAT
YOU KINDA HAVE TO DO.

YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT SECOND
ONE WEAKER THAN THE FIRST,

'CAUSE YOU'RE--
- THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'.

THAT'S, LIKE,
WHEN YOU COME OUT--

ONLY AS GOOD AS
YOUR LAST RECORD.

YEAH, EXACTLY.

THIS CAN START OUT ALL
THE BASKETBALL GAMES.

YES, IT COULD.

ALL WE GOT LEFT,
IS THE BRIDGE.

ALL WE GOT,
IS THE BRIDGE.

WHEW-- THE LAST THING WE HAVE
TO RECORD FOR THIS SONG

IS THE BRIDGE THAT
JAMAL WROTE FOR ME.

THE MATERIAL HE WRITES FOR
ME IS ALWAYS FANTASTIC

BUT CHALLENGING.

SO, I JUST HOPE
I'M UP TO WHATEVER

HE HAS PUT TOGETHER TODAY.
- THIS IS WHAT WE GOT, MAN.

- IT GOES RIGHT IN, RIGHT?
- YEP.

OKAY.

♪ AM I LESS
OF A LADY ♪

♪ IF I LIKE TO PLAY HARD
LIKE THE BOYS ♪

♪ AND GET A LITTLE
DIRTY DIRTY ♪

♪ SAY WHATEVER
YOU SAY ♪

♪ BUT WHEN IT COMES
TO THE GAME ♪

♪ IT'S GO HARD
OR GO HOME ♪

♪ BREAK IT DOWN ♪

THAT SOUNDS LIKE THAT--
I COULD GO REAL HIGH.

WHY ARE YOU MAKING
THAT FACE, THOUGH?

'CAUSE I KNOW--
'CAUSE I'M-- I'M LIKE THAT.

I CAN HEAR I--
LIKE, THE NOTE .

YOU CAN DO THAT--SHE-SHE
BE ACTIN' LIKE SHE CAN'T.

COME ON, MAN.

I JUST HEARD WHAT
I HAVE TO SING.

- SHE CAN DO THAT.
- YOU CAN DO THAT.

TRUE.

I DO LIKE THE BRIDGE,
BUT I'M A LITTLE AFRAID

THAT IT'S A LITTLE OUTSIDE
OF MY VOCAL RANGE.

NOW, THEY'RE ALWAYS GONNA PUSH
ME TO A WHOLE 'NOTHER LIMIT,

BUT I THINK MY FEAR
MIGHT IMPEDE ME

FROM DOING A
REALLY GOOD JOB.

- READY FOR IT?
- YES.

LET'S JUST GET THAT ONE PART--
YOU GOT IT.

- OKAY.
- HERE WE GO.

♪ OH OH LET'S TALK
LIKE ONE OF THE GUYS ♪

♪ IT'S GAME TIME ♪

♪ AM I LESS
OF A LADY ♪

♪ IF I LIKE TO PLAY HARD
LIKE THE BOYS ♪

♪ AND GET A
LITTLE DIRTY ♪

- COME ON.
- DO IT-DO IT, AGAIN.

DO IT, AGAIN--
DO IT, AGAIN.

DO IT, AGAIN, 'CAUSE I AM--
NOW, I'M LAUGHING.

DON'T DO THAT.

GOTTA TRY TO PULL UP
AND HIT THOSE DARN NOTES.

WHATEVER MOTIONS
YOU MAKIN' IN THERE,

IS WHAT'S GONNA COME OUT
WHEN YOU START SINGING.

- WELL, YEAH, YEAH.
- SO, DON'T DO THAT.

MY ARMPITS ARE
STARTING TO SWEAT.

UH-OH-- WE NEED TO--

ALL YOU GOTTA DO,
IS JUST GET THIS ONE PART.

- RIGHT.
- ONE MORE PART.

-
JUST ONE MORE PART.

- MY GOSH!
- HERE WE GO.

♪ GET A LITTLE
DIRTY DIRTY ♪

♪ SAY WHATEVER YOU SAY BUT
WHEN IT COMES TO THE GAME ♪

♪ IT'S GO HARD
OR GO HOME ♪

AH, ONE MORE TIME--
MORE.

OOH, THAT WAS FLAT
AS STALE BEER.

- ONE MORE-- ONE MORE TIME.
- YOU'RE ALMOST THERE.

ONE MORE TIME--
ALMOST THERE.

♪ THAT WAS FLAT
AS STALE BEER ♪

YOU GOTTA BREATHE BEFORE
YOU GET TO THAT "GO HOME."

YEAH.

'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE
YOU'RE LOSING IT.

I'M TRYING TO GET IT, LIKE,
'CAUSE YOU DID IT STRAIGHT.

TAKE THAT BREATH BEFORE
YOU START THAT PHRASE.

THERE'S NO SPACE TO TAKE
IT WHILE YOU'RE IN THERE.

SO, YOU GOTTA TAKE IT
BEFORE YOU GO.

OKAY.

WHEN YOU FIRST START IT, MAKE
SURE YOU'RE ON TOP OF THAT NOTE,

WHEN YOU FIRST START.
- YES.

READY FOR IT?

'CAUSE THIS IS THE NOTE,
AND THIS IS WHERE I AM.

EH, YOU'RE THINKIN'
ABOUT IT TOO MUCH.

- I AM.
- YEAH.

I AM-- I'M TELLING YOU--
I'M, LIKE, SUPERSTAR.

IT'S LIKE--

YOU GOT THIS.

- SOMETHIN' WRONG WIT' YOU, MAN.
- THE SONG IS DONE.

SO, YOU--
IT'S EASY BREEZY.

♪ SAY WHATEVER YOU SAY BUT
WHEN IT COMES TO THE GAME ♪

♪ IT'S GO HARD
OR GO HOME ♪

YEAH-- SEE?

- THAT'S IT.
- THAT'S IT.

THAT'S ALL I NEEDED.

THIS TEAM ALWAYS
BRINGS OUT THE BEST IN ME,

AND WE ALWAYS HAVE
SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER,

MAYBE TOO MUCH FUN.

BUT, WITH THIS
RECORD FINISHED,

I NEED TO FIGURE OUT THE BIGGER
PICTURE OF MY CAREER.

ATLANTA HAS BEEN
SO GOOD TO ME,

BUT I REALLY FEEL LIKE L.A.
IS WHERE I NEED TO BE

FOR MY CAREER TO
REALLY TAKE OFF.

THE BIG PROBLEM IS GOING
TO BE CONVINCING GABE.

THE CONSISTENCY
WAS THERE.

THE TONE WAS THERE.

YOU BREATHED.

THAT'S IT.
- I'M GOOD, NOW.

THAT MAKES ME HAPPY--
WE'RE GOOD.

- HI.
- HI, THERE.

- OOH!
- HI.

- WOW!
- WHAT IS THAT?

I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I WANT IT.

THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHIN'
YOU'LL SEE IN "MEN IN BLACK."

THAT IS OUR NAP POD,
WHERE YOU CAN RELAX.

IT USUALLY BLOWS OUT
SOME NICE OXYGEN,

AND IT KINDA
RELAXES YOU.

IT'LL MASSAGE YOU,
AND YOU CAN JUST SIT BACK,

AND RELAX,
AND JUST ENJOY.

ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, CARA.

WAH!

TRACI, I DIDN'T HIT YOU--
I DIDN'T HIT YOU!

I DIDN'T HIT YOU!

I THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

AND I THOUGHT
ABOUT KICKING YOU,

BUT MOMMY'S
RIGHT THERE.

WELL, MOMMY, WE DECIDED
TO BRING YOU HERE

BECAUSE WE KNOW YOU'VE BEEN
COOKING LIKE A SLAVE

OVER AT TAMAR'S HOUSE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

I KNOW YOU'RE
TIRED OF COOKIN'.

- YEAH.
- YEAH, I'M A LITTLE TIRED.

LIKE, SHE REALLY HAVE
YOU COOKIN' EVERY DAY?

WELL, IT
WASN'T EVERY DAY.

SO, WHAT TYPES OF THINGS
ARE YOU COOKIN' FOR TAMAR?

I MADE SOME BLACK-EYED PEAS
FOR HER, HOMEMADE.

MMM-- MMM.

- THAT WAS REALLY GOOD, TOO.
- I BET YOU IT WAS.

I MADE SOME OF EVERYTHING,
CABBAGE-- YOU NAME IT.

ALL THE LITTLE RECIPES
THAT YOU'RE DOING,

YOU NEED TO PUT IT
IN A COOKBOOK.

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE NICE--
IF WE HAVE A COOK OFF.

I AIN'T DOIN' NO
COOK OFF, MOMMY.

I LOST ALL THAT WEIGHT--
I CAN'T BE EATIN' LIKE THAT.

GIRL, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO EAT IT.

- WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO--
- YOU CAN COOK IT.

YEAH, DON'T EAT IT--
JUST COOK.

AIN'T NOBODY PUTTIN'
A FORK TO YOUR MOUTH.

BUT, YOU COULD EAT
THE VEGETABLES.

UH-HUH, 'CAUSE
I'M GONNA SMELL IT,

AND THEN I'M
GONNA WANT IT.

I'VE BEEN WORKING SO HARD ON
MAKING SURE MY BODY IS WHERE

I NEED TO BE.

I CUT OUT MY CARBS,
AND EATING MORE VEGETABLES,

AND I'M FEELING SO GOOD
ABOUT MYSELF, RIGHT NOW.

I'M SLENDERIZING.

I WON'T LET YOU EAT
THE CARBS-- I PROMISE.

- OKAY.
- I'LL JUDGE IT.

WELL, HOW ABOUT
YOU DO THE RECIPES?

- YEAH.
- AND WE'LL FOLLOW THE RECIPES.

I CAN DO THAT--
I CAN REALLY DO THAT.

AS A COOK OFF,
I THINK THAT'S FUN.

YEAH-- MMM-HMM.

I'M GONNA WIN,
'CAUSE I'M-I'M GONNA BE

THE ONLY FOLLOWING
INSTRUCTIONS.

WELL, WANDA, YOU
USUALLY ARE THE ONE

THAT FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS.

BUT, WE KNOW TONI
WON'T FOLLOW.

- UH-UH.
- NO, SHE'S NOT.

YOU KNOW, COOKING IN
THE KITCHEN WITH MY FAMILY,

MY GIRLS, IT TAKES MY MIND
BACK WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL,

AND I'M IN THE KITCHEN,
COOKING WITH MY MOM.

I AM SO EXCITED THAT I CAN
SHARE ALL THE RECIPES

MY MOM GAVE ME
WITH MY DAUGHTERS.

BUT, MOMMY, I JUST
WANT YOU TO RELAX.

YEAH.

DON'T THINK ABOUT FOOD,
RIGHT NOW.

AND I AM-- THANK YOU.

UNTIL WE FINISH,
SO YOU CAN COOK FOR ME.

OKAY.

COMING UP,
ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES..."

WHY YOU DRINKING WATER?

WELL, EVERYBODY
TAKE A DRINK FIRST.

- OH.
- THAT'S SO DRAMATIC.

THAT'S IT, BABY--
THAT'S IT.

JUST GET IN THERE.

DON'T THINK ABOUT IT.
- WOULD YOU STOP TALKIN'?

I-I WILL STOP TALKING.

OH, SKI-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA!

- HEY!
- WHAT'S ROCKIN', BABY GIRL?

NOTHIN', HONEY--
I BROUGHT TWO EXTRA PEOPLE.

OOH!

TOWANDA AND ASHLEE--
MY NIECE, ASHLEE.

LET ME GIVE YOU
A KISS FIRST.

ALL THE GIRLS
ARE IN L.A.

AND, YOU KNOW, I HAVE
TO SEE SERGEANT TCHICAYA,

SO I CAN WORK OUT AND
EAT SOME OF MAMA'S FOOD,

'CAUSE I'M GONNA EAT
A WHOLE LOT OF CALORIES.

HOW YOU GONNA WEAR A SUIT,
AND YOU'RE TRAININ' SOMEBODY?

RIGHT--
IS IT A STEVE HARVEY?

NO.

IT DOESN'T MATTER
HOW YOU'RE DRESSED,

AS LONG AS YOU CAN
DELIVER THE MESSAGE.

WELL, DON'T DO A SQUAT
BECAUSE YOUR PANTS--

- YEAH.
- OH, BABY, I'M FROM THE CONGO.

I DROP IT LIKE THAT.
- AND THE CONGO WILL POP OUT.

HA-HA!

NO, THE CONGO IS GONNA POP OUT.
- THE CONGO?

POP-POP-POP-POP!

I DID HEAR FROM TRACI
THAT THIS MAN WAS CRAZY,

BUT CLEARLY THEY ABSOLUTELY
WAS NOT EXAGGERATING.

I MEAN,
IT MAKES NO SENSE.

WHO WORKS OUT
IN A SUIT?

PAY MORE ATTENTION,
NICE AND EASY.

YOU FEEL ME?
- YOU GONNA POP THEM PANTS.

THEM PANTS ARE
GONNA POP.

WOMAN, WHY DON'T
YOU LISTEN?

I AM THE-I AM
THE DOCTOR HERE.

I AM KING KONG HERE--
I AM OBAMA HERE.

NO, YOU'RE NOT OBAMA.

- OBAMA-- HOW YOU SPELL IT?
- ALL RIGHT.

- NO, HE AIN'T PRESIDENT OBAMA.
- ALL RIGHT.

YOU CAN'T BE
CALLING ME "WOMAN."

TOWANDA, YOU'RE GONNA LAY
DOWN HERE ON YOUR BACK-

ON YOUR BACK.

I LOVE GOING BACK
TO SERGEANT TCHICAYA.

HE WORKS MY TAIL OFF

AND MAKES MY BODY
FEEL SO GOOD,

AND IT HURTS AND EVERYTHING,
AND I LIKE THAT FEELING.

YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE.

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT--
LET'S GET STUPID, NOW.

HERE WE GO, BABY--
PULL IT, NOW.

PUSH--
THAT'S IT, BABY.

EASY, TAKE YOUR TIME--
THERE'S NO RUSH.

OKAY.

I FEEL SORRY FOR TRACI,
'CAUSE I'M NOT DOING THAT.

ME, EITHER--
I DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THAT.

- JUST YOU AND ME
- YOU AND ME.

THAT'S IT--
, BABY.

GOOD JOB--
WE'RE DOING IT.

ALMOST THERE, BABY.

WHY IS HE MAKING TRACI
LOOK LIKE A SLAVE?

ALL RIGHT--
THERE YOU GO-- PICK IT UP.

PICK IT UP A LITTLE BIT, NOW--
PICK IT UP A LITTLE BIT, NOW.

COME ON, NOW-- YOU DID IT, BABY!
- I DID IT.

- YOU DID IT, BABY.
- I DID IT.

- YOU DID IT, BABY.
- I DID IT.

THERE WE GO, BABY--
DOWN-- BRING IT DOWN, NOW.

BRING IT DOWN.
- OH!

THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT.

SHOW ME SOME LOVING, BABY--
NO, BABY-- WE'RE TIRED.

- HUH?
- WE'RE TIRED, BABY.

LET'S FINISH IT-- LET'S FINISH
WHAT WE STARTED, BABY.

LET'S FINISH WHAT WE
STARTED, NOW-- I NEED YOU.

I BROUGHT THAT
DAMN TIRE BACK.

I WAS OUT OF BREATH,
BUT I DID IT, THOUGH, YA'LL,

EVEN THOUGH I TOOK,
LIKE, 15 BREAKS.

NEXT EXERCISE, BABY.

YEAH.

- I CAN'T.
- THIS IS CALLED THE ICE.

THIS IS GOOD FOR YOU, BABY.
- PUT IT IN A TRASH CAN?

IT-IT-IT-IT-IT
MELTS AWAY THE FAT.

I PROMISE.

SERGEANT TCHICAYA IS
TRYING TO GET MY FAT ASS

IN SOME TRASH CAN FULL OF ICE
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE DOES

WITH ALL HIS ATHLETES
HE SUPPOSEDLY SAID.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO HELP
YOUR BODY BURN MORE CALORIES

AFTER A WORKOUT.

I THINK THESE ATHLETES LIKE
TO TORTURE THEM DAMN SELVES.

THIS IS SOME BULL.

THAT'S IT, BABY.

THAT'S IT--
JUST GET IN.

DON'T THINK ABOUT IT.
- WOULD YOU STOP TALKIN'?

I-I WILL STOP TALKING.

OH, SKI-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA--
ECA-ECALA-ECOLA.

- THAT'S IT.
- HUH?

- THAT'S IT-- READY?
- THAT'S COLD.

- THAT'S IT-- THAT'S IT.
- IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE COLD.

- THAT'S IT.
- TRACI.

THERE WE GO-- THAT'S IT.

♪ GET IN THE WATER ♪

THAT'S IT, BABY--
THAT'S IT, BABY.

♪ GET IN THE WATER TRACI ♪
- THAT'S IT, BABY.

THAT'S IT, BABY--
THAT'S IT, BABY-- BEAUTIFUL.

NOW, PUT YOUR WHOLE BODY DOWN.
- OH!

- PUT YOUR WHOLE BODY DOWN.
- COME ON, TRACI.

- THAT'S IT-- THAT'S IT, BABY.
- YOU GOT IT.

ALL THE WAY DOWN.

THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT, BABY!

- YOU GOT IT.
- YOU GOT IT, BABY.

DOWN, NOW-- GOOD JOB,
30 SECONDS.

- GO IN.
- ALL THE WAY DOWN.

PUT-PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN,
YOUR WHOLE BODY, BABY.

OKAY, HERE WE GO-- THAT'S IT.
- YOU GOT IT!

IT WAS SO COLD.

MY TOES AND MY FINGERS
WOULD START FEELING NUMB.

AND ALSO, YOU KNOW HOW YOU
GET THE LITTLE PRICKLY FEELING,

LIKE YOU GOT LITTLE NEEDLES
COMING UP IN THERE?

I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

I THOUGHT MY WHOLE BODY
WAS GONNA SHUT DOWN.

YOU GOT TEN, NINE!

YOU GOT EIGHT--
YOU GOT SEVEN, NOW!

YOU GOT SIX, NOW--
YOU GOT FIVE!

YOU GOT FOUR--
YOU GOT THREE!

- THREE, TWO, ONE!
- TWO, ONE.

- YEAH!
- YOU DID IT!

THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKIN' ABOUT, BABY.

- WE GOT YOU.
- THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

- WHOO!
- THAT'S IT, BABY.

THAT WORKOUT
WAS SO WORTH IT.

I GET TO EAT SOME OF
THEM CHITTERLINGS,

AND SOME GREENS,
AND EVERYTHING.

I CAN'T WAIT.

CAN YOU GIVE
SOME LOVING, NOW?

NO.

THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS BECAUSE
YOU'RE SUPPOSED-YOU'RE SUPPOSED

TO HATE ME,
'CAUSE I DID MY JOB.

NOW, I'M GONNA
HUG YOU ANYWAY.

GOOD JOB, BABY--
I WILL SEE YOU NEXT TIME.

HOW YOU GUYS DOING?

HELLO-- HOW ARE YOU?

- HEY.
- GOOD.

CAN I HELP YOU
FIND ANYTHING?

UM, I THINK WE JUST WANNA
DO SOME WINE TASTING.

YEAH.
- THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

YEAH.

I THINK I CAN GET
THAT FOR YOU GUYS.

WORK SOMETHING OUT--
ALL RIGHT, COOL.

- NICE-- THANK YOU.
- YEAH, LET'S TRY THAT.

THAT'S GREAT.

I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT
THAT I WANNA DISCUSS WITH GABE.

SO, I BROUGHT HIM TO
A FRENCH WINE TASTING

AND WORE MY CUTE
FRENCH BERET.

IT DOESN'T HURT TO LOOK CUTE AND
GET HIM A LITTLE LIQUORED UP

BEFORE BRINGING
UP BIG IDEAS,

ESPECIALLY WITH GABE.

I'M BEEN THINKING A LOT.

YOU KNOW, HOW WE WERE-WE WERE
TALKING ABOUT MOVING TO L.A.?

I'LL TAKE
SOME MORE, TOO.

WHAT IF WE MOVED TO L.A.
SOONER THAN LATER,

TO GIVE CALEB A FRESH
START IN SCHOOL,

IN A NICE, FRESH,
NEW AREA?

AND WE-WE--
- I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW
IF THAT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA,

IN MY OPINION.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN--
WHY NOT-- TELL ME WHY.

COST OF LIVING, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE--

REALLY HAVE TO BE MAKING
PROBABLY DOUBLE

WHAT WE'RE MAKING
IN ATLANTA.

HONESTLY, I DON'T THINK WE
HAVE ENOUGH MONEY, RIGHT NOW,

TO MOVE TO L.A...
WITH TRINA'S SON, ERIC,

GOING TO COLLEGE, TRINA
WANTS TO POSSIBLY OPEN A STORE,

AND WE JUST FINANCED
HER SECOND SINGLE.

I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY!

I DON'T WANNA
LIMIT MYSELF,

AND SOMETIMES ATLANTA
CAN BE VERY LIMITING.

YOU KNOW, THERE ARE SO MANY
OTHER CAREER OPPORTUNITIES.

I DON'T KNOW.

AND ERIC'S ABOUT TO
GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL.

YEAH, BUT THERE
ARE TWO PLACES.

- AND ERIC ISN'T GONNA---
- HE'S-HE'S LOOKING AT GEORGIA,

AND HE'S
LOOKING AT L.A.

- NO, HE ISN'T.
- YES, HE IS-- HE--

YOU'RE LOOKING AT GEORGIA
AND L.A. FOR ERIC, BUT HE--

- NO, BUT, YOU KNOW, GEORGIA--
- TRINA?

TRINA, .
- NO, I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU.

TRINA?

ERIC SAID HE WANTED TO GO TO
USC OR THAT SCHOOL.

YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT ERIC WANTS.

YOU'VE BEEN CONTROLLING
EVERYTHING HE WANTS TO DO.

- I AM NOT.
- LET HIM CHOOSE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
I'VE BEEN CONTROL--

I'VE NOT BEEN CONTROLLING.
- YEAH, YOU HAVE.

YOU'VE CONTROLLED EVERYTHING--
"YOU'RE NOT DOING THAT."

NO, JUST LET HIM CHOOSE
WHEREVER HE WANTS TO GO.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

IS THAT TRUE?

NO, I FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES
WE SHOULD JUST LET HIM,

ONCE HE GRADUATES
HIGH SCHOOL,

WE SHOULD LET HIM DECIDE
WHERE HE WANTS TO GO.

IF HE WANTS TO GO TO
BOSTON AND GO TO WHERE--

YOU KNOW, WHEREVER
HE WANTS TO GO.

I DON'T WANT HIM
TO GO TO BOSTON.

- SEE-- YOU CAN'T.
- NO, THAT'S NOT CONTROLLING.

THAT'S JUST STATING MY OPINION.
- OKAY.

I DON'T PARTICULARLY WANT MY
SONS TO GO FAR AWAY TO COLLEGE,

BUT I DON'T THINK ANY
LOVING MOTHER REALLY DOES.

JUST BECAUSE I HAVE AN OPINION
DOESN'T MAKE ME CONTROLLING.

I'M JUST SAYING THAT L.A.
HAS VERY REALISTIC PROS.

YEAH.

SO, I HEAR WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING,

AND YOU MAKE
A LOT OF SENSE,

BUT YOU ALSO HAVE TO REALIZE
THAT WHAT I'M SAYING

MAKES A LOT OF
SENSE, TOO.

SO, I JUST WANT US TO
JUST KINDA THINK ON IT

JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE,
AND MAYBE TALK ABOUT IT

JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE,
AND JUST SEE IF WE CAN COME

TO A-AN AGREEMENT OF
WHAT'S GONNA BE BEST.

OKAY-- YEAH, WE CAN
DEFINITELY THINK ABOUT IT.

- LET'S BUY SOME WINE.
- LET'S DO IT.

HOW ABOUT WE SAY GRACE--
GOD IS GOOD-- GOD IS GOOD.

LORD, WE THANK YA
FOR THIS FOOD.

PLEASE, DON'T LET US GET FAT.

I THINK AMEN.

AMEN--
LET ME DO IT.

TODAY, I'M GETTIN'
WITH MY SISTERS.

I HAVE DECIDED TO TELL
'EM ABOUT MY LOVE ON TOP.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH
LONGER I CAN HIDE IT.

AND HONESTLY, I WANT
THEM TO KNOW ABOUT IT

BECAUSE SHE'S NOT JUST
GAINING WEIGHT FOR NOTHING.

WELL, GIRLS,
I CALLED YOU OVER HERE.

I'M GONNA SPEAK
FOR TRINA FIRST,

SO THAT WAY SHE
CAN UNDERSTAND.

AND THEN, I'LL TELL
EVERYBODY ELSE.

- HA-HA!
- WE'RE GONNA TALK, OKAY?

I HAVE TO KINDA--

- JUST WHAT?
- HERE, EVERYBODY.

I'M GONNA POUR EVERYBODY
A GLASS OF THIS--

I DON'T NEED ANY.

OF THIS DELICIOUS-DELICIOUS,
CRISP WHITE WINE, OKAY?

- WHAT'S THE NAME OF IT?
- OH, MY GOD, TRINA!

SHE CAN'T PRONOUNCE IT.

IT'S CALLED PEANUT--
PEANUT GRIGIOT.

I DON'T WANT--
I DON'T LIKE WHITE WINE.

CAN YOU-CAN YOU
AT LEAST TASTE IT?

- WHY DON'T YOU HAVE IT?
- OH, MY GOD!

WHY AREN'T YOU
HAVING ANY?

- BECAUSE-BECAUSE--
- WHAT?

WELL, LOOK, EVERYBODY.

WELL, EVERYBODY
TAKE A DRINK FIRST.

OH.

- THAT'S SO DRAMATIC.
- TRUST ME.

WE HAVE TO DO A TOAST--
SORT OF, BUT--

SHE'S SICK?

GOOD GOD!
- EVERYBODY TAKE A TOAST.

OKAY, A SISTER TOAST.

WE DON'T DO A TOAST
TO GETTING SICK.

- NO.
- WHO DOES THAT?

CAN YA'LL JUST DO WHAT I
TELL YA'LL FOR ONCE, PLEASE?

WHY YOU DRINKING WATER?

BECAUSE I CAN'T HAVE
ANY ALCOHOL BECAUSE--

COMING UP,
ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES..."

I THINK WE SHOULD PUT
AN OFFER ON THE HOUSE.

WELL, IT'S ACTUALLY
FIVE MILLION.

WHAT?

IT HAS TO TASTE
LIKE MOMMY'S.

IT-IT DOES TASTE
LIKE MOMMY'S, BETTER.

LOOK, EVERYBODY.

EVERYBODY, TAKE
A DRINK FIRST.

OH.

- THAT'S SO DRAMATIC.
- TRUST ME.

WE HAVE TO DO A TOAST.

SORT OF, BUT--
- SHE'S SICK?

- GOOD GOD!
- EVERYBODY TAKE A TOAST.

SICK.
- OKAY, A SISTER TOAST.

WE DON'T DO A TOAST
TO GETTING SICK.

- NO.
- WHO DOES THAT?

CAN YA'LL JUST DO WHAT I
TELL YA'LL FOR ONCE, PLEASE?

WHY YOU DRINKING WATER?

BECAUSE I CAN'T
HAVE ANY ALCOHOL

BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DOING IT,

AND I'M PREGNANT.
- EW!

WHO GOT THAT BUN IN THE OVEN?

WHO GOT THAT BUN
IN THE OVEN?

TAMAR GOT THAT BUN
IN THE OVEN.

TAMAR, SHE GOT THAT
BUN IN THE OVEN.

DID IT-- DID IT-- DID IT--
DID IT-- DID IT.

- I'M .
- DID IT-- DID IT.

DID IT-- TAMAR--
TAMAR-- TAMAR.

THE BUN IS IN-- WHAT?
- WHAT?

I JUST DECIDED I'M GONNA
TELL PEOPLE I WAS DOING IT,

'CAUSE THEY'RE GONNA THINK
THAT ABOUT ME ANYWAY.

I TOLD YA'LL THAT YEARS AGO--
REMEMBER?

I SAID, "ONLY THING ABOUT
WHEN YOU GET PREGNANT,

"PEOPLE KNOW YOU DO IT."
- YEAH!

- YES!
- IT'S SO WEIRD!

AND YOU LAUGHED AT ME--
YOU LAUGHED AT ME.

I'M SORRY--
I DIDN'T KNOW NO BETTER.

BUT, IT'S SO WEIRD.

MY SISTERS USED
TO LAUGH AT ME.

BUT NOW,
TAMAR GETS IT.

"OH, I'M PREGNANT--" "OH,
GUESS WHAT THEY WERE KINDA--"

THAT'S THE DUMBEST
THING I'VE EVER--

- NO, IT'S NOT.
- BUT, IT'S TRUE!

IT'S NOT.

EVERYBODY'S NOT
SEXUALLY OPEN LIKE YOU.

SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO BE
A LITTLE ALOOF WITH IT.

THANK YOU-- EVERYBODY
HAS TO DO IT ON THE TABLE.

I BEG YOUR PARDON.

AND STICK THEIR TONGUE
DOWN A MAN'S THROAT.

BUT, TAMAR AND
VINCENT DOIN' IT.

THAT IS SO NASTY
AND DISGUSTING.

YOU GOTTA THINK
ABOUT THEM DOIN' IT.

UGH.

I DIDN'T-- IT
HAPPENED NATURALLY,

NOT THROUGH IN VITRO.
- PRAISE GOD!

REALLY?

NO, NOT THROUGH
IN VITRO AT ALL.

I STILL DON'T KNOW
HOW IT HAPPENED.

WANT ME TELL YOU
HOW IT HAPPENED?

NO-- NO!

NO-- NO!

AND VINCENT TRIPPED
ON .

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN--
I MEAN-- TRACI, YOU TRIED IT.

IMMACULATE CONCEPTION?

NO--
NO, OF COURSE NOT.

OH.

I'M SAYING I DON'T KNOW
HOW IT HAPPENED BECAUSE I--

THE DOCTOR SAID WE
COULDN'T DO IT THAT WAY.

SHE DIDN'T SAY YOU
COULDN'T DO IT THAT WAY.

SHE WAS JUST SAYING
YOU COULDN'T--

YOU CAN'T CONCEIVE
THAT WAY, RIGHT?

CONCEIVE IT.

AND SO, YOU KNOW,
I WAS COOL.

I MEAN, THAT'S A DAMN
FREE FOR ALL, RIGHT?

HAVE FUN-- YOU HAVE A DRINK--
GO OUT.

BE -- COME HOME
AND HAVE FUN WIT' YOUR MAN.

AND NO BABIES, RIGHT?

AND-- BUT, NOT IN
MY CASE, THIS TIME.

OPEN FOR DEPOSITS.

I'M STILL KINDA NOT ALL
THE WAY COMFORTABLE WITH IT YET.

WHY?

WELL, BECAUSE IT JUST
HAPPENED SO OUT OF THE BLUE.

AND THEN, WHEN YOU HAVE,
LIKE, FERTILITY ISSUES,

LIKE VINCE AND I, YOU KINDA
WANNA KEEP IT SAFE UNTIL--

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU NEVER-- IT'S SOMETHING
YOU NEVER GET COMFORTABLE.

IT'S VERY ODD--
IT'S VERY HARD TO EXPLAIN.

UH, YOU JUST NEVER
WANNA SAY IT OUT LOUD

BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS THINK
SOMETHIN' BAD IS GONNA HAPPEN.

I DON'T KNOW.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW
AND UNDERSTAND

THAT MOTHERLY INSTINCTS REALLY,
REALLY KICK IN AT DAY ONE.

BUT, I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE
WAS GONNA BE A GOOD MOM

BECAUSE SHE'S ALWAYS
BEEN A REALLY GREAT AUNT.

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME
WHEN WE WAS AT MR. CHARLES',

AND YOU AND KERI SWORE UP AND
DOWN THAT I WAS PREGNANT?

I WAS LIKE,
"I AIN'T PREGNANT."

YOU PUT IT IN
THE UNIVERSE.

NO, YA'LL PUT IT
IN-IN THE UTERUS.

YA'LL PUT IT
IN THE UNIVERSE.

YOU-- OH!

- OH, YES-- YES!
- THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, TONI.

- AND YOU JINXED ME.
- THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.

I THINK HAVING
A BABY IS GONNA CALM

TAMAR DOWN TREMENDOUSLY.

I THINK HER PERSONALITY
IS GONNA CHANGE,

AND I THINK IT'S GONNA HELP HER
PUT ADULTHOOD INTO PERSPECTIVE.

YOU GOT A BABY
IN YOUR BELLY.

- YEAH.
- A BABY-- A EYE FOR A EYE.

I HAVE A BABY DADDY.

SO, THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T
DRINK-- BABY.

YEAH, THAT'S WHY
I CAN'T DRINK.

AND YOU CAN'T
HAVE THE SEAFOOD.

NOW-NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG--
I WANT TO DRINK, OKAY?

I DREAM ABOUT IT, OKAY?

THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.

THE OTHER DAY-
THE OTHER DAY, I DREAMT

THAT I WAS IN A SWIMMING POOL
FULL OF PINA COLADA,

AND I WAS SWIMMING IN IT,
AND I WAS GULPING.

ISN'T THAT CRAZY?

SO-- I-I-I WANNA--
- NO, IT'S NOT CRAZY.

YOU HAVE WEIRD DREAMS.

NOBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU
WANT A COCKTAIL SO BAD.

MMM-HMM.

EVEN IF YOU DON'T DRINK
LIKE THAT, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,

I USED TO DRINK SOCIALLY
WITH EVERYBODY.

BUT, I NEED THAT.

BUT, I'M NOT
GONNA DO IT.

I HAVE NO MORNING SICKNESS
AT ALL,

NO SICKNESS, NOTHING.

- AT ALL?
- NOTHING.

- THAT'S HOW IT WAS WITH BROOKE.
- THAT'S CRAZY.

- THAT'S ALL I HAD.
- THAT'S ALL I HAD.

REALLY?

MORNING, AFTERNOON,
AND EVENING.

BUT, WHAT I DO HAVE,
IS THE HUNGRIES.

I'M THE GREEDIEST, HUNGRIEST
PERSON IN AMERICA, RIGHT NOW.

YES.

I AM AMERICA'S NEXT
TOP GREEDIEST WOMAN.

YES.

- THAT'S NORMAL.
- BUT, EVERYBODY IS CRAVING.

NUH-UH--
I THINK MINE IS EXTRA.

YES-- REMEMBER YOU
USED TO TEASE ME

ABOUT ME BEING GREEDY
ALL THE TIME?

YOU KNOW, MINE GOT THAT
LITTLE GENE, THOUGH.

- WHAT GENE?
- WHAT GENE?

YOU KNOW-YOU KNOW,
THE HUNGRY ONE.

- THE FAT GENE?
- I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

YOU SAID THAT--
I SAID THE HUNGRY ONE.

I QUIT.

I THOUGHT YOU WAS
JUST GETTIN' CHUNKY.

- YOU TRIED IT.
- WELL, CONGRATULATIONS!

- YEAH!
- YES!

THIS LOOKS CUTE.

I HOPE THIS DOESN'T DISAPPOINT.

- HELLO.
- HEY, MISS D.

HEY, MISS D.

WHILE I'M IN L.A.
FOR THE COOK OFF,

WHICH I'M GONNA WIN,
I CONVINCED GABE TO FLY OUT

FOR THE DAY TO LOOK
AT SOME HOUSES WITH ME,

AND I AM SUPER
DUPER EXCITED,

AND I KNOW WE'LL FIND
SOMETHING PERFECT

THAT CONVINCES HIM THAT
THIS IS A GREAT IDEA.

OKAY-- SO, THIS HOUSE
IS ASKING A MILLION.

OKAY.

- OKAY.
- IT'S BRAND-NEW CONSTRUCTION.

THAT'S THE BEST PART.
- FANTASTIC!

FIREPLACE, HIGH CEILINGS,
RECESSED LIGHTING,

AND IT'S PRIVATE.

YOU CAN'T SEE THEM,
AND THEY CAN'T SEE YOU.

BIG OPEN KITCHEN
WITH EVERY APPLIANCE.

IT STILL FEELS
REAL COMPACT.

IT IS.

IT JUST FEELS, LIKE,
TIGHT AND CONGESTED.

THE FIRST HOUSE THAT GABE
AND I SAW, IT WAS VERY COMPACT,

AND PEOPLE WANT YOU
TO LIVE IN A MATCHBOX

FOR $1.5 MILLION.

WELL, YOU GUYS ARE USED TO
THREE AND FOUR ACRES IN THE ATL.

OUT HERE, YOU'D HAVE TO
SPEND ABOUT TEN MILLION.

I THINK WE WANT SOMETHING
A-A BIT MORE GRAND.

IF WE'RE GONNA MOVE
TO CALIFORNIA,

WE'RE GONNA DO THE WHOLE
CALIFORNIA THING.

THIS HOUSE HAD A YARD AND
A POOL, WHICH WAS GREAT,

BUT I STILL JUST
DON'T LIKE IT.

I WANT GRANDEUR.

I WANT SOMETHING FANTASTIC.

IT'S REALLY CUTE.

BUT, YOU KNOW,
I CAN'T JUST BUY A HOUSE

JUST BECAUSE
OF THE WEATHER.

- OKAY.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

AND I KNOW THE-THE OPPORTUNITIES
ARE GREAT,

ESPECIALLY FOR WHAT I'M
TRYING TO DO IN MY LIFE.

AND WHILE I KNOW I HAVE
TO EXPAND MY MIND,

IT'S-IT'S
STILL NOT IT.

- I'VE GOT A BACKUP PLAN.
- REALLY?

I GOT A HOUSE THAT'LL
KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF.

YOU WANNA SEE IT?

- I THINK IT'S WORTH A LOOK.
- SO, OKAY.

LET'S DO IT--
LET'S GO TO THE NEXT ONE.

WELCOME TO BEL AIR!

CAN I AFFORD BEL AIR?

GUYS, THIS IS--
IS THIS IT OR WHAT?

OH, THIS IS NICE.

THIS IS WHAT WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT, MISS D.

NOW, THIS IS
MORE LIKE IT.

GRAND TWO-STORY ENTRY, DUAL
DOUBLE STAIRCASE, SKYLIGHT.

- I LOVE THE SKYLIGHT.
- IT'S GOT THE DOME SKYLIGHT.

YOU'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL
FORMAL LIVING ROOM OVER HERE,

WITH HIGH CEILINGS.

OH, IT IS BEAUTIFUL.

AND YOU'VE GOT
8,000 SQUARE FEET.

LOTS OF PRIVACY-- THERE'S
NO HOUSE IN FRONT OF YOU.

CLOSER TO HOLLYWOOD, BAR,
FIREPLACE, NICE DECK.

OH, WONDERFUL VIEW!

OH, WOW--
LOOK AT THAT HOUSE.

WITH VIEWS AND
A BEAUTIFUL POOL.

BEAUTIFUL POOL, YES.

I THINK THIS IS
KINDA WHAT YOU WANT.

NO, IT'S NOT KINDA--
THIS IS LOS ANGELES.

THIS IS WONDERFUL HOUSE.

THIS IS, OH,
SPIRALLY STAIRS.

THIS IS WONDERFUL!

IT'S VERY TRINA.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I LOVE IT.

I THINK IT'S

I THINK IT'S EXACTLY
WHAT WE WERE LOOKING FOR.

GOOD.

MISS D., YOU HIT THE NAIL
RIGHT ON THE HEAD.

OKAY.

AND I-I THINK WE SHOULD
PUT AN OFFER ON THE HOUSE.

WELL, IT'S ACTUALLY
FIVE MILLION.

WHAT?

THE HOUSE
COSTS HOW MUCH?

YOU GOTTA WORK ON
GABE A LITTLE BIT.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO WEAR
KNEE PADS TO GET THIS ONE.

I WOULD HAVE
LOCK JAW FOR A MONTH.

A YEAR.

THAT'S WHAT I
WOULD HAVE TO DO.

I WAS THINKIN' IT
WAS CLOSER TO THREE.

YOU'RE TELLING ME
IT'S FIVE, NOW.

THIS IS GLAM--
THIS IS HOLLYWOOD.

THIS IS BEL AIR--
IT'S FABULOUS.

THIS IS TRINA.

IT'S-IT'S NEAR FAMILY,
IN CASE THERE'S AN EMERGENCY.

YOU NEVER KNOW-- THERE'S SO MUCH
MORE OPPORTUNITY OUT HERE.

- YEAH.
- WE'RE IN BEL AIR.

SO, GABE?

MISS D., I THINK YOU
WENT WAY OVERBOARD.

YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT.

COMING UP,
ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES..."

YOU TOUCHED
A MAN LIKE THAT?

TOUCHIN' A MAN LIKE THAT--
YOU KNOW WHAT?

GIRL, HE MADE HIS BALL.

HE SURE DID, IF YOU SMELL
IT ON YOUR FINGERS.

SEE, NOW YOU'RE
GOING TOO FAR.

YOU GOT THE CHITLINS
IN THE--

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
GOT THOSE KIND.

- YEAH, I'M GONNA .
- WHOO!

- HOWDY.
- HEY, TRACI-- HOW ARE YA?

- I'M DOING GOOD-- HOW YA DOIN'?
- I'M LUIS.

IT'S A PLEASURE.
- HI.

GOOD TO FINALLY MEET YOU--
HOW YA DOIN'?

- YES, I'M DOING GOOD.
- YOU EXCITED?

- YES.
- YOU READY TO DO THIS?

- YES.
- GONNA RAP THAT UP?

GET YOUR LICENSE--
- YES.

ALL RIGHT.

I'VE BEEN PRACTICING MY ASS
OFF FOR THIS ROAD TEST

TO GET MY LICENSE,
AND TODAY IS THE DAY.

I'M NERVOUS AS HELL.

OH, YEAH,
I'M NERVOUS.

YOU ALL RIGHT?

I'M TRYING
TO GET THIS DONE,

'CAUSE I WANNA
RIDE A MOTORCYCLE

TO MY MOM'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY.

- AS A SURPRISE?
- YES, AND NOBODY KNOWS.

I'M GONNA SHOCK EVERYONE.

YES, HONEY!

- SO, LET'S GET IT HANDLED.
- OKAY.

- YOU READY TO GET STARTED?
- I GUESS SO.

WHEN YOU'RE READY.

-- WATCH THE REST OF
THE STORY AND SEE MORE OF ME

AT WETV.COM.

THAT LOOKS GOOD--
JEEZ.

MAMA, DON'T LOOK
AT THE ANGEL FOOD.

- WE NEED ICE CREAM.
- THAT'S GOT FAT IN IT.

- OH, YEAH, WE NEED ICE CREAM.
- I WANT SOME CHIPS.

- MMM.
- SEE?

THAT'S WHY I HATE GOING
TO THE GROCERY STORE

WITH HUNGRY BLACK PEOPLE.

OOH, CARAMEL CONE!

- OH, AND THERE'S CARAMEL, TOO?
- WOW!

- OOH, BANANA SPLIT!
- WHERE'S CARAMEL CONE?

- WOW!
- THAT'S MY FAVORITE!

- MINE, TOO!
- BANANA SPLIT?

SO, TODAY, TOWANDA,
MY MOM, AND I WENT SHOPPING

FOR SOME INGREDIENTS FOR OUR
LITTLE FAMILY COOK OFF THING.

BUT WITH THIS SNACKALICIOUS
DEMON THAT'S ALL OVER ME,

I DON'T THINK WE'RE
GONNA GET OUTTA HERE

WITHOUT BUYING
NO EXTRA STUFF.

OH, RAVIOLIS!

- MMM.
- OOH, PIZZA DOUGH!

- THIS IS A NICE LITTLE STORE.
- OOH, CHITLINS!

UH-UH.

FOR YOU THAT DOES NOT
KNOW WHAT CHITLINS ARE,

CHIT-CHITLINS IS THE INTESTINES
OF THE PIG, OKAY?

SO, WE EAT THE ROOTER
TO THE TOOTER.

JUST PRAY OVER IT
AND EAT IT.

YEAH, MAMA,
GETS THE CHITLINS.

WANDA, YOU GOTTA MOVE,
BABY, 'CAUSE--

- MOMMY, GRAB.
- BABY, ALL THEY HAVE IS TWO.

- MOVE, WANDY.
- OOH-- OOH!

TOWANDA, STOP
MAKING IT HARD.

BUT, TAMAR, WHY DO
YOU EVEN WANT CHITLINS?

WHAT'S THAT GREEN
STUFF, THOUGH?

- BOO-BOO?
- WHAT IS ON IT?

HERE, WE'LL THROW
THAT PART AWAY.

TAMAR, ARE YOU FOR REAL
GONNA EAT CHITTERLINGS?

YES, GIRL--
ARE YOU FOR REAL NOT?

NO-- THAT'S DISGUSTIN'.

CHITLINS ARE A GOOD WAY
TO BRING A FAMILY TOGETHER,

EVEN THOUGH THEY
STINK A LITTLE BIT.

BUT, AFTER YOU PULL THE MEMBRANE
OUT, IT'S JUST FINE,

AND THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT MY MAMA DOES.

SO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TOWANDA'S TALKING ABOUT,

BUT SHE SURE ATE THE HELL OUT
OF THEM THINGS JUST LIKE I DID.

THEY KINDA SMELL LIKE--
YOU WANT ME TO PUT 'EM BACK?

WHAT DO THEY
SMELL LIKE, MOMMY?

- BUT, THAT'S ALL WE HAVE.
- MOMMY, WAIT.

WAIT A MINUTE-- HOLD IT--
HOLD-HO-HO-HO.

MOMMY, WHAT THEY SMELL LIKE?
- LIKE THEY AIN'T NO GOOD.

- SHH!
- WHAT THEY SMELL LIKE?

- LIKE THEY AIN'T NO GOOD, HUH?
- WHAT THEY SMELL LIKE?

- SHH!
- I THINK--

THEY SMELL LIKE THAT GUY
I WENT ON A DATE WITH.

BUT, TAMAR, I
HEARD MOMMY TALKING

TO ONE OF HER GIRLFRIENDS.
- I'M RIGHT.

AND SHE SAID, "GIRL, I WENT
OUT, AND IT WAS A LITTLE COLD,

"AND HE HAD
THE HEATED SEATS ON.

"HE SMELLED LIKE
PACKED DOWN BEHIND."

I SAID, "WHO?

"WHO ?"
- HE FORGOT TO SHOWER.

I'M LIKE, "JESUS!"

WARM PACKED DOWN BEHIND.

OOH, THEM THINGS IN MY HAND
SMELL LIKE THAT MAN.

- MMM.
- THAT-- MOMMY?

- YOU TOUCHED A MAN LIKE THAT?
- NO, I DON'T HAVE TO TOUCH HIM.

HE DONE LEFT A PRINT
ON YOU LIKE THAT?

HE WAS SITTIN' ON THE-- YEAH--
ALL RIGHT.

TOUCHIN' A MAN LIKE THAT?
- YOU KNOW WHAT?

GIRL, HE MADE HIS BALL.

HE SURE DID, IF YOU
SMELL IT ON YOUR FINGERS.

SEE, NOW YOU'RE
GOING TOO FAR.

YOU PLAYED
WITH A PUP--

NO, YOU'RE RUNNIN' OUT--
YOU PLAY WITH A PUPPY.

THEY LICK YOUR MOUTH.

THOSE GIRLS KNOW THEY
WORKED ON MY LAST NERVES.

OKAY, THAT'S IT.
- OKAY, THAT'S IT.

WHAT WE AIN'T GOT,
WE AIN'T GETTIN.'

I THINK THAT'S IT.

- OOH, LOOK AT THESE DONUTS.
- MAMA!

MOMMY, YOU'RE
LOOKIN' AT DONUTS?

WHY DON'T YOU GET YOU SOME
SKINNY POP POPCORN OR SOMETHIN'?

- I CAN'T EAT THAT.
- WELL, THEN DON'T EAT NOTHIN'.

HOW ABOUT-- WHO YOU
THINK YOU'RE TALKIN' TO?

WHO?
- NOBODY.

WHY DON'T YOU-- YOU BETTER
GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.

OKAY.

YOU CAN PUT THE CHITLINS
OVER HERE BY ITSELF.

- GOD!
- CHITLINS.

- WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE THAT?
- CHITLIN JUICE.

AIN'T NOTHIN' WRONG
WITH CHITLIN JUICE, TOWANDA.

YOU USED TO EAT CHITLIN JUICE,
TOO-- GIRL, THAT'S $200.

I'M LEAV-- I'LL BE RIGHT--
I'LL BE IN THE CAR.

I GOT-I GOT THIS.

- MOMMY, I GOT IT.
- NO.

- COME ON, MAMA.
- UH-UH.

I'M NOT GONNA LET WANDA
PAY FOR ALL OF THAT.

UH-HUH.
- TOWANDA GOT THE COIN.

- NO-- UH-UH.
- SHE ALL RIGHT.

- I'M NOT DOING THAT.
- ALL RIGHT, WANDA.

SEE YA IN THE CAR.

I'M NOT BUYING
THE CHITTERLINGS.

MOMMY GONNA HAVE TO COME
BACK IN HERE AND PAY FOR THAT.

WHERE ARE THEY?

WHERE IS MOMMY
AND THEM?

I DON'T KNOW--
THEY HAD TO KILL THE CHICKEN.

ALRIGHTY, THEN.

WAIT A MINUTE--
YA'LL COULDA COME OUT TO HELP.

YOU PUT THAT
STUFF RIGHT THERE.

HELLO-- HELLO--
I DO HAVE BAGS IN MY HAND.

- OH.
- I'M NOT HELPING.

OKAY--
DON'T NOBODY HELP BUT NOTHIN'.

SORRY.

OUR FAMILY GETTING
TOGETHER AND COOK

HAS SO MANY
MEMORIES FOR ME

BECAUSE WE WOULD ALWAYS
HAVE COMPETITIONS,

AND WE WOULD
ALWAYS GET TOGETHER

AND TRY EACH
OTHER DISHES.

AND THIS IS A GREAT DAY
FOR OUR FAMILY,

'CAUSE WE HAVEN'T DONE
IT IN A LONG TIME.

YOU GOT THE CHITLINS
IN THE--

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
GOT THOSE KIND.

YEAH.

- I'M GONNA--
- WHOO!

I DON'T HAVE 'EM OPEN YET,
JUST THE SIDE.

UH-UH.

IT WAS PUNGENT, AS SOON
AS YOU LIFTED THE CORNER.

AH!

- HOW LONG THAT'S GONNA TAKE?
- OH, MY GOD!

NO TIME.

YOU EVER CHANGED
A BABY'S DIAPER

AFTER THEY DID
A NUMBER TWO,

AND YOU DIDN'T
GET ALL OF IT UP,

ESPECIALLY WHEN
IT'S WET AND RUNNY?

THAT'S WHAT CHITLINS
SMELL LIKE.

IT'S DISGUSTING.

THAT LOOK GOOD, MOMMY--
THAT LOOKS DELECTABLE.

TAMAR, DIDN'T
YOU ASK FOR THESE?

YEAH, MA'AM.

CHITLINS JUST REMINDS
ME OF MY CHILDHOOD.

MA, YOU GOTTA
DO THAT OUTSIDE.

LIKE, WHEN MY WHOLE FAMILY
WAS TOGETHER, YOU KNOW,

WHEN IT WAS NO, "OH, I DON'T
EAT MEAT," "I DON'T EAT BEEF,"

"I DON'T EAT PORK."

WE ALL ATE IT ALL,

AND WE ALL HAD CHITLINS
DURING THE HOLIDAYS.

A LOT OF PEOPLE
JUST LOVE CHITLINS,

ESPECIALLY BLACK PEOPLE.

I THINK.

SO, MOMMY'S MAKING
THE CHITLINS.

- RIGHT.
- CAN WE SAY, "CHITTERLINGS?"

IT'S CHITLINS.

NO, THEY ARE SPELLED
C-H-I-T-T-E-R-L-I-N-G-S.

WELL, EXCUSE ME.

TRACI'S MAKING
THE FRIED CABBAGE.

- THAT'S EASY.
- OKAY.

TRINA, YOU'RE MAKING
THE SWEET POTATO PIE.

- PIE, YES.
- EASY.

I CHOSE TO DO THE SWEET POTATO
CREAM CHEESE PIE

BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT
I AM THE BEST BAKER

IN OUR WHOLE
ENTIRE FAMILY.

I'M MAKIN' THE, UM,
BLACKBERRY DUMPLINGS.

AND WHAT YOU MAKIN'?

CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS.

I'LL BE COOKING HER FAMOUS,
DELICIOUS CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS.

PAY ATTENTION,
SINGLE LADIES,

BECAUSE YOU WILL GET A RING
WITH THIS DISH, OKAY?

SHE DID.

I GOT A COUPLE RINGS--
SO, YOU KNOW.

DOO-DOO-DOO.

- IS THERE SEASONING ON IT?
- NO, TRINA.

THERE'S ONLY OIL ON THERE.
- THANK YOU, TRINA.

IT'S NOT OIL--
SMELL IT-- SMELL IT.

AROMA.

AROMA.

REALLY?

HA-HA-HA-HA!

I AM THE BEST CHEF
BETWEEN ALL THE GIRLS.

I AM--
IT'S JUST TRUE.

THEY DON'T BELIEVE IT
BECAUSE IT'S TOO MATURE

FOR THEIR PALATES,
RIGHT NOW.

I COULD BE ON "TOP CHEF--"
I COULD-- I REALLY COULD.

- WHY SHE GOT THE--
- WHY SO THIN, THOUGH?

THAT'S THIN, GIRL--
WHAT'S THAT?

PHYLLO DOUGH?

GIRL, YOU'RE REALLY
MAKING JELLY DOUGHNUTS.

THEY'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE THIN.

GIRL, LET ME
MAKE MYSELF CLEAR.

SEE-- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
- THAT'S BAKLAVA.

BLACKBERRY DUMPLINGS ARE
A BIG, BIG BRAXTON TRADITION,

AND MOMMY TRIED TO MAKE IT
AT A FESTIVAL IN ATLANTA,

AND IT WAS
AN EPIC FAIL.

IT WAS HORRIBLE--
IT WAS A DISASTER.

THEY NEED A LITTLE BIT MORE
TIME TO FIRM UP A LITTLE BIT.

THE DUMPLINGS WAS
REALLY SOFT AND MUSHY.

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED.

THEY'RE THE WORST
I'VE EVER MADE!

THAT TASTED LIKE
ASS CRACK DOT COM.

I'M NOT EATIN'
THAT FOR SURE.

NOW, IT'S MY CHANCE TO
REDEEM MOMMY'S REPUTATION,

AND I CAN'T WAIT
TO SHOVE

THE DELICIOUS
BLACKBERRY DUMPLINGS

IN TAMAR, TRINA, TRACI,
AND TONI'S FACE.

MA, GO OUTSIDE.

CHECK YOUR CHITLINS--
MA, GO CHECK YOUR CHITLINS.

COMIN'!

THE NEIGHBORS
ARE PROBABLY LIKE,

"WHAT IS THAT FESTERING,
ROTTING SMELL?"

NO, THE SAME FESTERING HORSE
SMELL THAT I SMELL EVERY DAY.

THEY ALL RIGHT.

WHOA!

LOOKIN' GOOD.

CHITLINS IS VERY
EASY TO PREPARE.

BUT, HERE'S
A GREAT SECRET.

I'M GONNA GIVE THE WHOLE
WORLD MY SECRET.

YOU PUT LEMON JUICE IN IT TO
KEEP THE SMELL DOWN, OKAY?

AND IT'S REALLY-IT'S REALLY--
IT'S TASTY, TOO.

JUST GO AHEAD AND GIVE
IT TO ME, 'CAUSE I WON.

AIN'T GONNA NEED NOBODY
GETTIN' MAD ABOUT IT.

YOU DIDN'T WIN.

IT HAS TO TASTE
LIKE MOMMY'S.

IT-IT DOES TASTE
LIKE MOMMY'S, BETTER.

COMING UP,
ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES..."

THESE ARE THE MOST TENDER
CHITLINS I'VE EVER EATEN.

THAT SMELL
WAS SO HORRID.

IT MADE MY STOMACH
EAT ITSELF.

THAT LOOK LIKE
PLUM SAUCE.

NOW, STOP.

YOU CAN'T GET MAD
'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT.

YOU DON'T HAVE
TO LIKE IT,

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE
TO CRITICIZE IT.

I AIN'T CRITICIZING IT--
I JUST DON'T LIKE IT.

THAT'S ENOUGH OF IT.

- ALL RIGHT-- LET'S TASTE IT.
- ALL RIGHT.

WHERE'S THE FORKS--
WHERE IS THE PLATES?

- WE GOT EVERYTHING.
- MMM-HMM.

LET'S SEE IF IT'S REMOTELY
CLOSE TO WHAT SHE DID

WHEN WE WERE
ALL GROWING UP.

- YEAH.
- LET'S EAT!

- YEAH!
- OH, WOW!

OOH, IT SMELLS SO GOOD.

THESE ARE THE MOST TENDER
CHITLINS I'VE EVER EATEN.

- THANK YOU.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

AND THEY DON'T REALLY
HAVE A GREAT ODOR.

ONLY WHEN
YOU EAT THEM.

YOU PULLED THAT
MEMBRANE OUT, GIRL.

MMM.

YEAH, I PULLED ALL
THE MEMBRANE OUT.

HOW DO YOU EAT
YOUR CHITLINS, TRACI?

YOU PUT HOT SAUCE
AND VINEGAR ON 'EM?

ALL THE ABOVE.

SOMETIMES, I PUT
NOTHING ON IT.

OH, GOD, THEY STINK.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT
I GOT STUCK SITTING

IN BETWEEN CHITLIN BREATH
NUMBER ONE, WHO IS TRACI,

AND CHITTERLING BREATH
NUMBER TWO, WHO IS TAMAR.

I MEAN, THAT SMELL
WAS SO HORRID.

IT MADE MY STOMACH
EAT ITSELF.

I'M ABOUT TO DIE,
RIGHT HERE.

I'M TELLING YOU.

TOWANDA, YOU CAN
MOVE OVER HERE.

I'LL SIT OVER THERE.
- GOD!

I'M GONNA JUST PUT MY CHAIR
RIGHT OVER THERE.

- RIGHT.
- PASS ME TONI'S CHICKEN WINGS.

I NEED YOU TO STOP.

THAT CHITLINS IS A
SPECIAL GUEST OF THE EVENING.

OH, MY GOD!

I'M TELLING YOU THIS,
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

YES, IT IS.

HOW YOU-HOW YOU
DOIN', CHITLINS?

HOW YOU DOIN'?

I LOVE ME SOME CHITLINS,
'CAUSE THEY STINK SO GOOD.

NOW, MY MAMA TRIED TO SHOW ME
HOW TO CLEAN THE CHITLINS.

AIN'T NOBODY GOT
TIME FOR THAT.

I'M-- I GOTTA CROSS
THE LINE SOMEWHERE.

BUT I'LL EAT 'EM.

THEY GOOD.

DON'T NEED YA'LL BOUGEE
LOOKIN' LIKE THAT.

YOU USED TO TEAR IT UP
WHEN WE WAS LITTLE.

NO, I DIDN'T.

YOU USED TO TEAR IT UP
WHEN WE WAS LITTLE.

- NO, I DIDN'T.
- NO, I DIDN'T.

YA'LL USED TO EAT
THE HECK OUT OF IT.

I DIDN'T REALLY--
I DIDN'T EAT IT AS A CHILD.

I DIDN'T LIKE IT.

TRACI, YOU DID AN EX--
YOU FOLLOWED THIS TO THE T.

- THANK YOU.
- I THINK IT'S CHEWY.

I'M EXCITED--
SHE-- THIS IS REAL GOOD.

I AM THE BEST COOK
OUT OF ALL MY SISTERS.

I MUST SAY, ESPECIALLY WHEN
IT COMES TO SOUTHERN COOKIN'.

HA-- I DIDN'T GET THIS PLUMP
FOR NO REASON.

YOU BETTER EAT THE REST OF
THAT CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS.

YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

IT JUST HAS A LOT
OF SAGE IN IT.

KEEPS SPIRITS AWAY--
AH!

IT'S AMAZING.

NO, IT'S NOT AMAZING,
BUT IT'S GOOD.

A LITTLE SAGEY,
BUT IT'S GOOD.

- HA-HA-HA-HA!
- BUT, LET'S EAT WANDA DESSERT.

YA'LL GO AHEAD.

THAT LOOK LIKE
PLUM SAUCE.

GOT GREAT SAUCE--
NOW, STOP.

YOU CAN'T GET MAD
'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT.

YOU DON'T HAVE
TO LIKE IT,

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE
TO CRITICIZE IT.

I AIN'T CRITICIZING IT--
I JUST DON'T LIKE IT.

THAT'S ENOUGH OF IT.

I'LL TASTE THE .

- TOWANDA!
- HMM?

OH, YOU STUCK
YOUR TOE IN THERE.

THAT'S BECAUSE I FOLLOWED
YOUR INSTRUCTIONS.

I'M NOT LYIN'--
IT'S GOOD.

TAMAR KNOW IT'S GOOD--
UH-OH-- UH-OH-- UH-OH.

- UH-UH.
- LOOK AT HER-- LOOK AT HER.

- UH-OH-- UH-OH-- UH-OH.
- THAT'S TWO.

- UH-HUH.
- MMM-HMM.

- MMM-HMM.
- IT AIN'T BAD.

YOU KNOW, I REALLY DO FEE LIKE
TOWANDA'S BLACKBERRY DUMPLINGS

WAS A FALSE POSITIVE
BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT.

EVERYTHING IS GOOD TO ME,

ESPECIALLY WHEN
THEY'RE SWEETS.

I DON'T KNOW IF
THEY'RE GOOD.

I HAVE TO TRY IT WHEN I'M
ALL THE WAY IN MY RIGHT MIND,

'CAUSE I'M NOT
IN MY RIGHT MIND.

WHAT ABOUT MY BARBECUE?

WELL, THAT'S--

MOMMY!

MOMMY SAID, "WELL."

NO-NO, I'M GETTING READY
TO SAY THAT'S GOOD, TOO.

LIGHTLY CHARRED--
I CHARRED IT.

- IT'S NICE.
- NOBODY'S EATIN' IT, THOUGH.

NOBODY'S DOING THAT
TO THEMSELVES.

NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.

EVERYBODY GOTTA GET UP AND
WORK TOMORROW AND STUFF.

WAIT A MINUTE--
NO ONE'S EVEN TASTED IT.

I DON'T RECOMMEND.

- WHAT?
- GIRL, YOU LOST IT.

I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
WRONG WITH TONI TASTE BUDS.

TONI'S CHICKEN
USED TO BE GREAT.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT.

MAYBE IT'S HER OLD AGE.

YOU GUYS HAVE DONE
AN EXCELLENT JOB.

THE CABBAGE, TRACI,
ARE REALLY OFF THE CHAIN.

YOUR CHICKEN AND
DUMPLINGS, TAMAR--

- LIFE.
- I LOVED IT.

MMM-HMM.

MAYBE A LITTLE BIT, UH,
YOU KNOW, CUT DOWN ON THE SAGE.

YES!

- HOWEVER--
- YES!

WANDA, YOUR
BLACKBERRY DUMPLINGS,

I'M TELLING YA--
I THOUGHT IT WAS MINE.

- EVEN I ATE IT.
- TRINA, THAT IS REAL GOOD.

EXCELLENT-EXCELLENT JOB.
- IT WAS GOOD.

YOU KNOW, I WOULD LOVE
TO TELL WHO'S THE BEST COOK

AND WHO'S THE WORST
COOK OF MY DAUGHTERS,

BUT I'M NOT
GONNA DO THAT.

WE ARE AT PEACE.

WE LOVE ONE ANOTHER--
WE ARE HAPPY.

WE'RE ONE BIG,
HAPPY FAMILY.

WHY WOULD I
MESS THAT UP?

AND BESIDES THAT,

I AM THE BEST COOK
IN THIS FAMILY.

TRUST ME.

HIGH FIVE ALL
AROUND, GUYS!

WANDA REALLY
FOLLOWED DIRECTIONS.

WE CAN FINALLY
COOK LIKE MOM!

YEAH-YEAH-YEAH-YEAH-YEAH!

- UH-UH!
- TOWANDA, SHUT UP.

I AIN'T GOT CHITLIN HANDS,
GIRL-- SIT DOWN!

- YOU DO HAVE CHITLIN HANDS.
- THANK YOU, GUYS.

- GOD!
- NOW, I DO.

- EW!
- OOH!

NOT AT THE TABLE!