All language subtitles for Braxton.Family.Values.S02E22.Great.Eggspectations.1080p.ROKU.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-FFG_track3_[eng]

YOU

YOU KNOW

YOU KNOW HOW

YOU KNOW HOW YOU

YOU KNOW HOW YOU
SET

YOU KNOW HOW YOU
SET ME

YOU KNOW HOW YOU
SET ME UP

YOU KNOW HOW YOU
SET ME UP WITH

YOU KNOW HOW YOU
SET ME UP WITH A

YOU KNOW HOW YOU
SET ME UP WITH A DATE?

MMM-MMM.

I WANT TO SET YOU UP
WITH ONE.

YOU CAN LET
YOUR GUARD DOWN

JUST A LITTLE BIT SOMETIMES
WHEN IT FRICKIN'--

- SHUT THE--
- YOU'RE A STONE HEART.

- NO, I'M NOT A STONE!
- GOSH!

I JUST CAME IN
TO CHECK ON YOU.

I'M FINE, TONI.

THIS EGG RETRIEVAL
PROCEDURE IS NERVE WRACKING,

BECAUSE I'M DOING THIS
TO HELP US HAVE A BABY.

I HAVE MY HUSBAND
TO PROTECT.

PROTECT?

THERE'S MANY A CHICKS
WHO WOULD LIKE TO TRY ME.

- OH, MY GOD.
- OKAY.

DON'T LOOK AT US,
DON'T SMILE AT US,

DON'T TRY TO GIVE
US THE SEXY EYES.

DANCE--
LET'S SEE YOU DANCE.

I AM SUPER EXCITED
TO AUDITION

THE BACKGROUND DANCERS
FOR MY MUSIC VIDEO.

OF COURSE,
GABE WALKS IN

WHEN I'M INTERVIEWING
A POTENTIAL MALE LEAD.

WE ARE THE BRAXTONS
AND YOU'LL SEE

THAT WE AREN'T LIKE
AN ORDINARY FAMILY

TONI TRACI TOWANDA
TRINA TAMAR

AND MISS E

WE'LL TEACH
YOU A THING OR TWO

ON BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES

YOU WANNA
SIT RIGHT HERE?

YEAH, THAT
LOOKS GOOD TO ME.

OH, IT HAS A
PIANO AND EVERYTHING!

- IT'S LIKE A CHURCH PIANO.
- WOW!

I BET YOU
IT'S OFF KEY.

I'M SETTING TOWANDA
UP ON A DATE,

BECAUSE I THINK
TOWANDA NEEDS TO GO OUT.

YOU KNOW HOW YOU
SET ME UP WITH A DATE?

BUT MINE DIDN'T WORK OUT.

- NONE OF THEM WORKED OUT.
- UH-UH.

BUT I WANT TO SET
YOU UP WITH ONE.

I'M NOT WILLING TO DEAL
WITH ANYONE ELSE'S CRAP

OTHER THAN MINE,
RIGHT NOW.

THIS GUY YOU'LL LIKE.

- WILL I, MOMMY?
- YEAH.

OR WILL I BUST
OUT LAUGHING

AND WALK OUT THE DOOR
LIKE YOU DID?

WELL, I HAD TO!

THAT LITTLE BOY
WAS 12-YEARS-OLD.

HE WAS NOT 12.

THAT LITTLE BOY
WAS 27, TOWANDA.

- HE WAS NOT 12, MOMMY.
- I HAD TO-- THAT'S A CHILD!

BEFORE I GO ANY FURTHER,
HOW OLD ARE YOU?

- TWENTY-SEVEN.
- ALL RIGHTY, THEN.

I REALLY FEEL
LIKE DOING THIS.

WHAT-- IS THERE
MILK BACK THERE?

IT'S A MILK--
YEAH, LET ME GET THIS ONE.

GEEZ, 'CAUSE,
THAT'S A LOT.

THE BOY HAD
HIS UMBILICAL CORD--

HE'S A GROWN MAN.

...WRAPPED AROUND HIS NECK
AND ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF.

HE DID NOT HAVE
THE UMBILICAL CORD

WRAPPED AROUND HIS NECK.

- YES, HE DID, TOWANDA.
- HE WAS NOT CHOKING.

THAT'S HOW--
THAT'S WHAT I SAW.

YOU ARE REALLY,
REALLY UPSET ABOUT IT.

WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST GUY--
HE WAS FUN!

WHOO.

- HONEY, HE WAS A DRUNK!
- BUT HE WAS FUN.

NO, HE WASN'T
A LOT OF FUN.

I COULDN'T WAIT TO LEAVE.
- YOU SAID YOU HAD FUN!

WELL, I WANTED TO
SPARE YOUR FEELINGS!

YOU DON'T GOTTA
SPARE MY FEELINGS.

NO, I'M JUST SCARED
FOR YOU TO SET ME UP

WITH ANYBODY ELSE--
ABSOLUTELY NOT.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT--
I DON'T NEED ANYBODY.

SHE HAS SET ME UP
WITH, YOU KNOW,

SOME DATES THAT
WASN'T GOOD,

BUT I WOULD NEVER DO
HER THAT WAY.

LET ME MAKE MYSELF
PERFECTLY CLEAR.

BUT YOU'RE YOUNG,
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

YOU GOT IT GOIN' ON.

GO OUT...
JUST GET OUT THERE.

SO, THAT'S WHY I'M
SETTING YOU UP.

COME ON.

I KNOW MOMMY IS REALLY
TRYING TO PAY ME BACK

FOR SETTING HER UP
WITH A DRUNK

AND A LITTLE BABY
BOY BUT, BUT I MEAN,

I JUST THINK THAT MOMMY'S
GONNA SET ME UP

WITH SOMEBODY WHO HAS
A KICK-STAND AND WOODEN TEETH.

I DON'T WANNA DO THAT!

TELL ME, EVERYTHING
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

- HE'S HAVE TO BE FUN.
- OKAY.

THEY'RE ALL LIARS,
SO, I CAN'T SAY THAT

I DON'T-- I WANT
A MAN WHO CAN'T LIE,

BECAUSE THEY ALL LIE.

WANDA, WE ALL LIE
FROM TIME TO TIME.

THERE'S NO PERFECT
PERSON, NOW.

I GUESS I KIND
OF OWE MOMMY

TO GO OUT
ON THIS BLIND DATE,

BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

HE BETTER HAVE
A PLATINUM CARD,

AND HE BETTER
WINE AND DINE ME,

BECAUSE I AM
GOING TO, LIKE,

PUT SKID MARKS
ON HIS CREDIT CARD,

AND AT LEAST,
I'LL HAVE A NICE MEAL.

HERE'S TO YOU GOING
OUT ON A BLIND DATE.

I'M SO HAPPY YOU ACCEPTED--
CLINK-CLINK-CLINK-CLINK!

I'M SO HAPPY.

- MMM-HMM.
- MMM-HMM.

- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- EDGAR.

IS THE FOOD GOOD, EDGAR?

THE FOOD IS EXCELLENT,
BETTER THAN GOOD.

- IS IT EXCELLENT?
- IT'S EXCELLENT.

WHAT ARE YOU--
OH, OKAY!

SO, I'VE BEEN HAVING
THE FERTILITY TREATMENTS

FOR A FEW WEEKS
NOW, YOU KNOW,

BECAUSE I CAN'T GET PREGNANT
THE OLD, NATURAL WAY.

AND, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY,

THE DOCTOR HAS
THE GREATEST, GREATEST
INVENTION OF ALL TIMES.

PUT THE BABIES
IN THE FREEZER,

THIS BIG, BEAUTIFUL,
COMFORTABLE FREEZER--

EVERYBODY'S HAPPY--
I STILL LOOK FABULOUS.

SHE CAN STILL DROP
IT LIKE IT'S HOT

AND PICK IT BACK UP WITHOUT
HAVING TO PEE HERSELF.

AND, YOU KNOW,
LIFE IS GREAT.

ARE YOU TAKING
THOSE SHOTS YET?

WHY ARE YOU
TRYING ME TODAY?

THAT'S NOT TRYING.

I'M GONNA LOOK--
I'M GONNA--

YOU HAVE A WOMAN
OF MANY TALENTS,

OKAY?
- OKAY.

PLEASE LEAVE
MY THING ALONE.

OKAY, VINCE, YES, I HAVE BEEN
TAKING MY FERTILITY SHOTS,

SO STOP ASKING ME
LIKE I AM A CHILD--

I MEAN, I DON'T LIKE IT,
BECAUSE I HATE NEEDLES,

BUT I'M STILL DOING IT.

YOU THINK YOU CAN
HELP ME WITH THE SHOTS?

I'M NOT PUTTING
NO SHOT IN YOUR BUTT!

WHY COME?

I DON'T WANNA
MESS UP, EITHER.

WHY DON'T WE SEE ABOUT
GETTING YOU A NURSE?

- WHAT SHE LOOK LIKE?
- I REALLY COULD CARE LESS.

I'M JUST TRYING
TO HELP YOU.

WELL, AS LONG AS
SHE OLD AND, YOU KNOW.

SHE NOT FROM
THE UGLY TRIBE.

WELL, THEN SHE CAN'T
COME TO MY HOUSE,

CAUSE I HAVE
MY HUSBAND TO PROTECT.

PROTECT?

THERE IS MANY OF CHICKS
WHO WOULD LIKE TO TRY ME.

- OH, MY GOD.
- OKAY.

I'M GOING TO
TELL YOU RIGHT NOW--

AIN'T NO CUTE, BIG OLD BOOB,
BIG OLD INJECTION SHOT,

UM, LITTLE CHICK GOING
TO COME THROUGH MY DOORS

TO MY, "UM, I'M HERE
TO GIVE YOU A SHOT."

EVERYONE DOESN'T
TALK LIKE THAT.

OR, "OKAY, VINCE,
UM, WHERE'S TAMAR?"

I'VE NEVER BEEN
TO A NURSE LIKE THAT.

VINCE, I'M TELLING YOU--
IT WAS A COUPLE OF NURSES

THAT WAS COMIN' TO SEE YOU,
WHEN YOU WAS OUT OF IT--

TAMAR, PLEASE.

NOW, WHAT DID I DO?
- WHAT DID I DO?

NOTHING.

I SAW THOSE NURSES
MAKING THE PLAY.

VINCE WAS WAY TOO
OUT OF IT TO NOTICE,

BUT, LADIES, LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING.

YOU BETTER BE ON YOUR GUARD
BECAUSE THEY WILL TRY IT,

ESPECIALLY THE ONES IN
THOSE NURSES UNIFORMS.

BUT IF THEY TRY TO PLAY "DOCTOR"
WITH MY HUSBAND,

THEY'LL BE THE ONES
NEEDING MEDICAL ATTENTION--

I TELL YOU THAT.

AND MY NAME IS TAMAR--
SHE'S ALWAYS ON IT.

- WHAT?
- BRAXTON HERBERT.

BUT WHY
ARE YOU SO LOUD?

'CAUSE YOU'RE
TRYING IT TODAY.

I'M NOT TRYING IT.

YOU'RE TRYING IT TODAY,
AND THE MORE YOU TRY IT,

THE MORE I'M GOING
TO GIVE IT BACK TO YOU.

I'M NOT TRYING IT.

FIRST OF ALL, I WANT YOU
TO STOP SAYING "TRYING IT."

WHY DON'T YOU BE THAT
NICE, LITTLE GIRL I MET.

YOU USED TO GO TO, LIKE,
LOVE TO GO TO DISNEYLAND.

YOU DON'T TAKE ME
THERE NO MORE.

YOU'VE OUT-GROWN
YOUR BRITCHES.

NO-- YOU HAVE
FINISHED TRICKIN'--

YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING?

- TRICKIN'?
- YEAH.

I'VE NEVER TRICKED
WITH YOU.

WHAT-- TAKING ME
TO DISNEYLAND,

LOOKING AT ME WITH THE
DISNEYLAND STARE-- STARIN'.

THAT WAS ONLY
40 SOME DOLLARS.

THAT WASN'T TRICKIN'--
THAT'S REALLY TRICKIN'?

STARIN' AT ME.

BUY ME THE BIG
OLE' STUFFED ANIMALS.

I DIDN'T BUY NOTHIN'--
I ACTUALLY WON THAT IN A GAME.

OH-- OH, GOD!

I DIDN'T BUY NOTHING
FOR YOU, OKAY?

GETTING ON THE RIDES,
ACTING LIKE YOU ENJOYED IT.

I DON'T GET NONE OF THAT
NO MORE.

BECAUSE YOU'RE RUNNING YOUR
MOUTH TOO MUCH LATELY.

SO, TRINA, ARE YOU EXCITED?

LITTLE BABY BIT.

- REALLY?
- MMM-HMM.

- I'M EXCITED FOR YOU.
- I'M NERVOUS.

THIS MUSIC VIDEO,
"PARTY OR GO HOME,"

IS MY VERY FIRST
MUSIC VIDEO EVER,

AND I AM PRODUCING IT
AND FINANCING IT ON MY OWN.

SO, THERE'S A LOT ON THE LINE,
AND THIS IS MY OPPORTUNITY

TO SHOW THE WORLD
THAT I'M NOT JUST A SINGER

WITH A GORGEOUS FACE,
BUT I'M A POP STAR, HONEY!

AND IT'S REALLY, REALLY
EXPENSIVE, TOO,

SO THIS REALLY
HAS TO WORK.

SO, FIRST OFF, I'M EXTREMELY
EXCITED ABOUT THE PROJECT.

YEAH, ME, TOO.

WE JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE,
FIRST OFF,

THAT YOU'RE PLEASED
WITH THE VISION.

TOWANDA AND I ARE MEETING
WITH THE NEW VIDEOGRAPHER

FOR MY VIDEO.

HIS NAME IS DEREK BLANKS, HE IS
A VERY WELL KNOWN PHOTOGRAPHER

AND HE IS DELVING INTO THE
WHOLE MUSIC VIDEO WORLD NOW.

HE'S PHOTOGRAPHED THE BRAXTONS
BEFORE AND WE CAME OUT VERY,

VERY BEAUTIFUL, SO I AM HOPING
THAT HE WILL BE ABLE

TO DO THE SAME FOR ME,
PERSONALLY, FOR MY VIDEO.

FOR MY DANCE SEQUENCE, I WOULD
REALLY LIKE FOR MY GENTLEMEN

BEHIND ME TO BE GAY.

I WANT--
- AND YOU WANT TO BE FLAMING.

YES.

I JUST WANT THEM TO MOVE--
- LIKE HOT CAKES.

NO, 'CAUSE I WANT THEM
TO MOVE A CERTAIN WAY.

OKAY.

I MEAN, LIKE, I WANT--

I LOVE THE IDEA OF
BEING SURROUNDED BY

A TEAM OF BUFF DANCERS,
BUT WITH A LITTLE GAY FLARE.

I THINK IT'S DIFFERENT AND IT
MAKES ME POP OUT MORE AS A DIVA.

SO, YOU WANT THEM ONLY TO BE
GAY GUYS BEHIND YOU DANCING?

WELL, I MEAN, IF YOU CAN
FIND A FEW STRAIGHT ONES

THAT-THAT DON'T MIND
MOVING LIKE THAT,

I DON'T HAVE
A PROBLEM.

SO, YOU DON'T WANT ANY WOMEN
DANCING WITH YOU?

- NO, JUST ME.
- JUST HER.

WELL, I MEAN, NO-NO-NO-NO.

THE-THE CLUB IS GONNA HAVE AN
ARRAY OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE.

IT'S GOING TO BE
VERY, VERY DIVERSE.

I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT
FOR MY DANCE SEQUENCE.

OKAY.

WHO DO YOU THINK SHOULD BE
DANCING BEHIND HER?

I WAS THINKING MORE OF,
LIKE, THE CLUB ATMOSPHERE,

LIKE A VERY MIXED CROWD, LIKE
BLACK, WHITE, MALE AND FEMALE.

STRESSING MALE AND FEMALE--
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD

JUST GO SPE-SPECIFICALLY
WITH MEN DANCERS.

ME, PERSONALLY,
I THINK IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT,

FROM A VIDEO STANDPOINT,

BECAUSE IT'S REALLY NEVER
BEEN DONE, LIKE,

AS FAR AS BEING REALLY
DRESSED UP ANDROGYNOUS.

DRESSED UP ANDROGYNOUS?

DRESSED UP IN AN ANDROGYNISTIC
WAY, LIKE TIGHTS

AND, YOU KNOW, GLOVES,
A HAT, AND ETCETERA,
ETCETERA, ETCETERA.

I THINK IT--
IT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE.

RECO IS THE STYLIST AND
ALSO THE CREATIVE DIRECTOR

FOR MY MUSIC VIDEO.

HE ALWAYS HAS AN OPINION, AND
IT'S USUALLY A VERY CATTY ONE.

YOU JUST NEED TO STICK
TO COSTUMES, RECO.

I DID REWRITE THE TREATMENT
I INITIALLY GAVE YOU

AND TOOK
YOUR TREATMENT

AND KIND OF DID
A WHOLE MODGE PODGE.

I DON'T WANT TO STEP
ON NOBODY'S TOES, BUT--

DIRECTOR, UH,
RECO CHAPPLE.

AH, NO, IT'S CREATIVE
DIRECTOR, IT'S NOT DIRECTOR.

UM, WHEN YOU
LOOK AT THIS,

ALL I SEE IS TRINA
WITH THREE NAKED GUYS--

OR BACKGROUND DANCERS.

WHAT-- SEE, BUT
YOU HAVE TO READ,

AND YOU HAVE TO
LOOK INTO IT AND--

ALL YOUR FANTASTIC
IDEAS, RECO.

I THINK YOU CAN TAKE
ABOUT FIVE PERCENT OF IT,

MAYBE THAT'LL WORK.

I WAS JUST WONDERING IF
YOU WOULD KIND OF STEP IN

AND HELP ME
WITH BUDGET,

GET IT UNDERWAY.
- I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT.

YOU KNOW, IT WOULD BE
A CHANCE FOR US TO BE TOGETHER.

I

I DON'T

I DON'T WANNA

I DON'T WANNA STEP

I DON'T WANNA STEP
ON

I DON'T WANNA STEP
ON NOBODY'S

I DON'T WANNA STEP
ON NOBODY'S TOES,

BUT LET'S PASS THIS OUT.
- DIRECTOR, AH, RECO SHAPELL.

AH, NO, IT'S CREATIVE
DIRECTORS, NOT DIRECTOR.

ALL YOUR FANTASTIC
IDEAS, RECO...

I THINK YOU CAN TAKE
ABOUT FIVE PERCENT OF IT,

MAYBE THAT WILL WORK.
- I'M NOT DOING Y'ALL TODAY.

NO, I'M JUST SAYIN'
IT'S NOT ABOUT ME,

IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU, DEREK.

I THINK WE JUST KIND OF NEED TO
PUT OUR NUTS BACK IN OUR PANTS

AND STOP TRYING TO FIGURE
OUT WHO GO THE BIGGEST NUTS;

BECAUSE, IT SEEMS LIKE
YOU'RE NOT REALLY LISTENING

TO WHAT SHE'S SAYING.

SHE'S TELLING YOU
EVERYTHING THAT SHE WANTS

AND YOU--
- BUT I AM LISTENING TO HER.

LIKE, TRINA IS TELLING ME
EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS.

IS THIS A HOUSE OF CHAPPLE
VIDEO OR IS THIS AH--

NO, IT'S-- IT'S
TRINA BRAXTON'S VIDEO BUT--

I MEAN, NO
OFFENSE, RECO...

OKAY--

BUT, UM, DIRECTED
BY DEREK BLANKS.

WELL, ON THAT NOTE, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO SAY NOTHING ELSE.

I'LL JUST BE QUIET.

I DON'T WANT MY VIDEO

TO BECOME A CAT FIGHT
BETWEEN RECO AND DEREK.

NOW RECO JUST NEEDS TO
DO THE WHOLE FASHION THING,

AND THEN COME DOWN WITH
"KEEP-YOUR-MOUTH-SHUT-ITIS"

AND THEN LET DEREK DO
HIS JOB AS A DIRECTOR.

I JUST WANT
TO MAKE SURE

THAT WE ALL ACCOMPLISH
WHAT TRINA HAS SET OUT FOR,

AND THAT SHE LEAVES HAPPY,
BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY

IT'S NOT GONNA BE LIKE
"DIRECTED BY RECO CHAPPLE."

THEY'RE GONNA SAY,
"DIRECTED BY DEREK BLANKS."

YOU-- YOU BROUGHT
IT UP SEVERAL TIMES.

WE'RE READY.

RECO, HERE'S
YOUR TREATMENT BACK.

OH, DEREK!

THAT'S FINE.

- HOW YOU BEEN?
- GOOD-- HOW ARE YOU?

OKAY.

HOW'S YOUR MUSIC
COMING ALONG?

IT'S COMING,
SLOWLY BUT SURELY.

UM, DEREK BLANKS IS
GOING TO DIRECT THE VIDEO,

BUT YOU KNOW, YOU BEING
A GREAT FINANCIAL GUY,

I WAS JUST WONDERING IF
YOU WOULD KIND OF STEP IN

AND HELP ME WITH BUDGET
AND MAYBE KIND OF ADD TO IT.

EVEN THOUGH I
FILED FOR A DIVORCE,

GABE AND I ARE
ON FRIENDLIER TERMS,

ESPECIALLY FOR THE KIDS.

NOW, I COULD BE A LOT
MORE FRIENDLIER WITH GABE

IF HE WOULD JUST
COUGH UP SOME MORE CASH

TO HELP ME PAY
FOR MY VIDEO.

I NEED A LITTLE BIT MORE,
YOU KNOW, FINANCES

TO HELP ME TO, YOU KNOW,
GET IT UNDER WAY.

I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT.

- YEAH?
- YEAH.

- WHY?
- I THINK IT'S A GREAT CHANCE

FOR YOU AND I
TO GET TOGETHER

AND WORK ON SOMETHING
AND POSSIBLY REKINDLING...

I'M LISTENING.

YOU KNOW, IT'D BE A CHANCE
FOR US TO BE TOGETHER.

HOPEFULLY LET ME GET A--
GET INVOLVED

AND SHOW MY CREATIVE
ABILITY, TOO.

- WHAT-- WHAT-- WHAT-- WAIT.
- WHAT?

YOUR CREA-- WHAT DO YOU
MEAN YOUR CREATIVE ABILITY?

LIKE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

LIKE, HOW MUCH DO YOU
PLAN ON PARTICIPATING?

NO, JUST LET ME, YOU
KNOW, PROVIDE MY INPUT.

I MIGHT TEACH THE GUY SOME
THINGS, THE VIDEO DIRECTOR.

I MEAN-- I MEAN I HAVE
THIS ARTISTIC ABILITY--

I UNDERSTAND THAT,
BUT WAIT, WAIT!

YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE TRYING
TO TELL HIM WHAT TO DO.

I WON'T.

I'M ALL FOR IT--
LET'S DO THIS.

OKAY.

SO TODAY IS THE BIG DAY,

AND I HAVE TO GO IN AND GET
SOME EGGS TAKEN OUT OF ME

AND VINCE HAS TO
DONATE SOME SPERM,

SO TONI IS HERE AND MY MOMMA
FLEW IN FROM ATLANTA.

LIKE THEY'RE ACTUALLY
GOING INSIDE OF MY BODY

TO TAKE SOMETHING OUT--
IT'S A LITTLE SCARY.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
YOU CAN'T HAVE WATER

AFTER 12 O'CLOCK-- WHAT
THAT HAVE TO DO WITH IT?

BECAUSE THERE SHOULD BE
NOTHING IN YOUR STOMACH

TO REGURGITATE WHEN
THEY DO THIS STUFF.

I DON'T NEED TO
HAVE TUBE, THOUGH.

I KNOW [indistinct ].

THEY HAVE THE
BREATHING MACHINE--

THERE'S A BREATHING MACHINE--
- TONI.

YOU ARE NOT
DR. TONI, OKAY?

I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW.
- I AM NOT-NOT DR. TONI.

OF COURSE
I CAME HERE TODAY

BECAUSE I KNOW
TAMAR NEEDS MY SUPPORT.

I'M THE OLDER SISTER,
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TONI,

DR. TONI KNOWS BEST.

GIVE ME YOUR PURSE--
YOU DON'T NEED YOUR PURSE.

- CHAPSTICK--
- GIVE ME YOUR EARRINGS.

YOU CAN'T HAVE
EARRINGS IN SURGERY.

- I CAN.
- NO, YOU CANNOT.

TAMAR.

GIVE ME YOUR EARRINGS.

SHE'S TRYING TO GO INTO
SURGERY WITH EARRINGS.

- NO-- NO, RIGHT--
- NO.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

WHAT'S TAKIN' YOU SO LONG?

EVERYBODY WANT THEM?

NO, GIVE THEM
TO YOUR HUSBAND.

LEAVE YOUR JACKET.

I'M JUST GOING
TO FOLD IT, TONI.

I JUST DON'T,
YOU KNOW--

YOU'RE JUST
A LITTLE NERVOUS,

- YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
- YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS.

PLEASE GIVE HER
THE COCKTAIL.

HI, I'M READY.

OKAY, I CANNOT BELIEVE
I'M FIXIN' TO SAY THIS,

BUT I CANNOT WAIT
TO GET INTO SURGERY

SO I CAN GET AWAY FROM
DR. TONI'S ASS RIGHT NOW.

I NEED TO BE
CALM AND RELAXED

AND SHE'S WORRYING THE HELL
OUT OF ME ABOUT EVERYTHING.

DID SHE GO BACK YET?

NO, SHE'S IN
THE BATHROOM.

DOES SHE HAVE
TO GO POO?

NO, SHE HAD TO
CHANGE HER GOWN.

OH, 'CAUSE SHE
GETS NERVOUS.

HEY, CHASE.

WHAT ARE YOU
DOING BACK HERE?

GOOD GOSH!

I JUST CAME
TO CHECK ON YOU.

I'M FINE, TONI!

SHE CAME TO GIVE
YOU A BIG HUG.

I DON'T HAVE A TUBE
DOWN MY THROAT, RIGHT?

YOU DO NOT.

BINGO-- TOLD YOU.

SHE'LL BE AWAKE
AND TALKING TO ME

WITHIN FIVE MINUTES
AFTER THE PROCEDURE.

- OH, OKAY.
- GREAT.

I GUESS DR. TONI ISN'T
ALWAYS RIGHT, IS SHE?

TAMAR, YOU KNOW I HATE
THAT STUFF ON YOUR FACE.

- HEY, DAD.
- HEY.

- DAD, HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD.

- HEY, YOU.
- HOW YOU DOING?

GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.

MY EX HUSBAND
FLEW IN INFORM MARYLAND.

HE WANTED TO
SURPRISE TAMAR,

SO I'M QUITE SURE THAT TAMAR
WILL BE HAPPY ABOUT IT,

HOWEVER, HE'S NOT MY FAVORITE
PERSON-- LET'S KEEP IT REAL.

MY ONLY CONCERN WITH
TAMAR WITH THE BABY IS,

TAMAR FORGET THINGS.

- NO, SHE--
- SHE'LL LEAVE THE BABY

IN THE-IN THE
BACK-SEAT OF THE CAR.

- NO.
- LEAVE IT AT THE AIRPORT--

- WELL, MOTHERHOOD--
- HE SAID THE SAME THING

ABOUT YOU, REMEMBER?
- BUT I DIDN'T LOSE MY BABIES.

YOU DID LOSE
YOUR TELEPHONE.

WHERE YOU TELEPHONE--
WHERE YOU TELEPHONE?

- I DON'T KNOW.
- SEE?

I ALWAYS LOSE MY PHONE.

I AM SUPER EXCITED TO AUDITION
THE BACKGROUND DANCERS

FOR MY MUSIC VIDEO,
"PARTY OR GO HOME",

IT'S DIRECTED BY
DEREK BLANKS

AND CHOREOGRAPHED
BY VICTOR JACKSON

WHO'S ALSO WORKED
WITH LIL' WAYNE,

AND DOMINIQUE AND
NOW TRINA BRAXTON.

THANK YOU.

CAN THEY BE NAKED?

LIKE HALF NAKED
WITH NO SHIRT ON?

- THAT'S COOL.
- I THINK THAT'S FUN.

- YEAH.
- YES!

I THINK IT SHOULD
BE JUST A PARTY.

BASICALLY, LIGHTS ALL OVER.
- I WANT THEM TO HAVE NO SHIRTS.

NO SHIRTS.
- OKAY.

SO DON'T LOOK AT US,
DON'T SMILE AT US,

DON'T TRY TO GIVE
US THE SEXY EYES.

DANCE--
LET'S SEE YOU DANCE.

OKAY, WE'VE CERTAINLY
GOT SOME CHARACTERS,

AND THEY THINK
THEY'RE WORKING IT.

THEY'RE WORKING IT ALL RIGHT
OKAY-- DON'T BE SHY NOW.

THANK YOU, ALL, SO MUCH.

NOW I THINK--
I MEAN, WOULD YOU SAY LIKE

FIFTY PEOPLE
WOULD BE ENOUGH?

- SO, 50 IS IDEAL?
- FIFTY IS IDEAL.

SO, HOW MANY DO WE
HAVE RIGHT NOW?

- I GOT 32 "YES."
- 18-- I HAVE 24.

YOU HAVE A HECK
OF A LOT OF YES'S.

I MEAN, WE ON THE
SAME PAGE IT SEEMS LIKE--

- YEAH.
- I'M JUST THINKING VISUALLY.

I'M THINKING ABOUT
JUST FILLING THE SPACE,

BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT--

EVERYBODY'S NOT
GONNA BE IN THE SHOT.

ALL SPACE IS
NOT GOOD SPACE.

- WELL, I HAVE TO RUN.
- OKAY.

- LET'S STICK WITH MY 25--
- AND I FEEL LIKE YOU--

MY 25 ARE
NON-NEGOTIABLE.

VICTOR ACTUALLY HAD
TO LEAVE REHEARSAL EARLY

SO HE COULD GO AND WORK WITH
THE PROFESSIONAL DANCERS,

AND THE LOVELY RECO
HAS FILLED IN

TO GO AHEAD AND GIVE
US THE FINAL PICKS.

AND WE ALL KNOW THAT RECO
IS JUST SUPER EAGER

TO GIVE HIS TWO-CENTS WORTH.

GO, GO, GO!

BESIDES LOOKING FOR
SOME FUN BACKGROUND DANCERS,

I'M ALSO LOOKING FOR A YUMMY
LITTLE PIECE OF MAN CANDY

THAT I CAN BUMP AND GRIND
WITH AS MY LEADING MAN.

MAYBE NOT TOO MUCH GRIND,
NOT TOO MUCH BUMP,

MAYBE JUST A LITTLE
BIT OF TONGUE ACTION,

BUT IT'S JUST
FOR THE VIDEO.

UM, NUMBER 46, IF YOU COULD
STAY FOR JUST A SECOND.

THANK YOU, VERY MUCH.

OKAY, I AM ALSO LOOKING
FOR A LEADING MALE...

I KNEW GABE WAS GONNA
COME IN AND CHECK ON ME.

SO I DECIDED I'M GOING TO
MESS WITH HIM A LITTLE BIT,

BUT NOT TOO MUCH, BECAUSE I
STILL NEED TO MAKE A WITHDRAWAL

FROM THE GABE FEDERAL
SAVINGS AND LOAN

TO HELP FINANCE MY VIDEO.

OKAY, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL
ABOUT, UM, TOUCHING,

NOT IN A VULGAR WAY,

MAYBE A SIMPLE, VERY,
VERY PLATONIC KISS.

HOW WOULD YOU
FEEL ABOUT THAT?

THAT'S FINE.

YOU'D BE OKAY WITH
LIKE AN ONSCREEN KISS,

OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
- YES, THAT'S FINE.

OKAY-- LET ME SEE.

THIS IS CUTE.

I TOLD ANDRE I WAS
GOING OUT ON A BLIND DATE.

AH-- NO YOU DIDN'T--
WHAT'D HE SAY?

- WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
- NO, HE DIDN'T.

WHEN YOU GONNA
PUT THE BABIES IN?

I THINK WE HAVE TO TAKE SOME
OF THE PRESSURE OFF, SO.

OKAY.

LET

LET ME

AND SOFT LIPS!

SOUNDS GREAT TO ME.

OKAY.

- THAT WAS SERIOUS.
- I'M JUST CURIOUS JUST...

THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR COMING OUT.

WE'LL CALL YOU.

HE IS A Y-E-S.

DO I GET TO KISS
WHATEVER WOMAN I GET
TO FEEL LIKE KISSIN'?

OH, !

SURPRISE, SURPRISE,
IT'S GABE.

I KNEW HE WAS GONNA POP IN
TO CHECK ON ME.

SO I'M GONNA TAKE THIS
OPPORTUNITY TO MESS WITH HIM

JUST A LITTLE BIT.

CAN Y'ALL BRING IN LIKE
A LINE OF WOMEN,

SO I CAN KISS
ON THEM, TOO.

I BEG YOUR PARDON,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

ARE YOU AUDITIONING?

NO, I'M NOT AUDITIONING.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU'RE NOT AUDITIONING?

I NEED A LEAD MAN.

MY RETAINER'S IN MY MOUTH
AND EVERYTHING.

THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?

TO BRING YOU SOME MONEY.

IT WAS EXTREMELY NICE FOR
GABE TO BECOME AN INVESTOR

FOR MY MUSIC VIDEO,
AND I APPRECIATE IT, I DO.

BUT I ALSO KNOW THAT GABE
IS HOPING FOR US

TO GET CLOSER TOGETHER
AND HE'S VERY JEALOUS.

BUT I CANNOT BE WORRIED
ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW, GABE,

I HAVE TO FOCUS
ON THIS MUSIC VIDEO.

THE LEADING GUY, WE JUST
NEED TO DO A SCENE WITH HIM,

MAYBE THE DAY BEFORE.

I NEED TO-- I NEED TO SEE
HIM BECAUSE WE CANNOT--

WE CAN'T JUST SAY, "OKAY,
THIS IS THE LEADING GUY,"

AND I DIDN'T SEE HIM, I HAVE
NO CHEMISTRY AND I DIDN'T--

YOU KNOW-- AND HE WASN'T--
YOU KNOW, RIGHT, YOU KNOW?

YEAH, GREAT MAKE OUT SCENE.

- OKAY, COOL.
- THERE'S A MAKE OUT SCENE?

- MAKE-OUT SCENE?
- YEAH.

BUT WHY ARE YOU WORRIED
ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT

THERE'S A MAKE OUT SCENE.

HEY, WAIT, IS THERE
A MAKE OUT SCENE?

- YEAH.
- YES.

- THERE IS?
- YES.

DID YOU KISS THAT GUY
WHEN HE CAME UP TO YOU?

I AIN'T KISSING YOU
ON YOUR LIPS NO MORE.

TALK ABOUT MY PENIS.

I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO KEEP IT
CUTE AND PUT IT ON MUTE.

EVERYBODY ALREADY
SEEN HIS PENIS.

OH!

GABE, I APOLOGIZE FOR
LAUGHING AT YOUR EXPENSE,

WELL, ACTUALLY, NO I'M NOT--
BECAUSE THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY.

ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING.

ALL RIGHT,
THANKS FOR COMING THOUGH.

THANKS FOR YOUR INPUT.

I THANK YOU FOR
BEING, UH, UNBIASED.

LEAVE A LITTLE SPOT RIGHT
THERE FOR ME TO KISS.

HA-HA-HA-- YOU ACT LIKE
I'VE BEEN KISSING ON MEN

ALL DAY LONG.

THANKS FOR BEING UNBIASED,
OKAY.

YOU TALKIN' ABOUT ME SHOWIN'
MY ON CAMERA,

AND YOU KISSIN' PEOPLE.

OH, MY GOSH!

THE WORLD HAS SEEN IT,
SO WHO CARES?

WE CAN COME IN.

OKAY, TAMAR'S PROCURE'S FINALLY
DONE AND SHE'S WAKING UP

AND I KNOW
SHE'S VERY BUZZED.

I KIND OF WANNA MAKE SURE
SHE KNOWS THAT WE'RE THERE.

- THEY HAVE SIX EGGS!
- SIX EGGS!

IT'S AMAZING.

WHEN YOU GOING TO
PUT THE BABIES IN?

I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK YOU HAVE TIME.

WHY DON'T YOU WANNA
PUT THEM IN NOW?

LIKE NEXT MONTH?

LET'S TAKE SOME OF
THE PRESSURE OFF.

HE'S LIKE, "NOT NOW,
FOCUS, TONI-- NOT NOW."

OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

I THINK GOING THROUGH
FERTILITY TREATMENTS

VERY HIGH STRESS LEVEL.

IT'S THE SAME STRESS AS GOING
THROUGH CANCER TREATMENT.

OKAY.

AND UNFORTUNATELY,
MOST OF THE BURDEN FALLS

ON THE WOMAN,
SO I THINK WE HAVE TO TAKE

SOME OF THE PRESSURE OFF.

OKAY.

FINALLY, A REAL DOCTOR PUT
DR. TONI IN HER PLACE, OKAY?

WHENEVER YOU'RE READY,
THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU'LL KNOW WHEN
THE TIME'S RIGHT.

YOU'LL KNOW.

HOW ARE VINCENT'S
SCUBA DIVERS?

WE'LL FIND OUT
IN A FEW HOURS.

TOMORROW, MY EGGS ARE
SUPPOSED TO BE FERTILIZED

WITH MY BABY DADDY'S SPERM
AND THE GOAL IS TO GET

AS MANY BABY EMBRYOS AS POSSIBLE
TO PUT IN THE FREEZER

UNTIL I'M READY.

I MEAN, WHICH COULD BE LIKE
15, 20 YEARS FROM NOW,

SO THAT MEANS I CAN HAVE
MY BABIES IN YEAR 2045

IF I WANT TO.

TONI, WATCH MY
MAMMA'S FOOT!

I CAN SEE THAT!

MOMMY, DID IT
HIT YOUR FOOT?

- ALMOST.
- DON'T BE THE PILOT.

I'M OKAY-- TRUST ME.

YOU WANNA PUT THIS ON?

OKAY.

I THINK I CAN WALK
FROM HERE.

- THE NURSE SAID, "NO".
- SHE SAID "NO," SWEETIE.

- ALL THE WAY OUT.
- JUST STI-- JUST, OKAY.

JUST FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS,
IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

YOU'LL BE DROPPING IT LIKE
IT'S HOT IN NO DAYS.

YEAH.

JUST LET MISS DAISY
PUSH YOU.

IT AIN'T LIKE
SHE GOT MUCH IN HERE.

I BEG YOUR PARDON!

WHO SAID "IT'S NOT LIKE
SHE HAS MUCH IN HERE?"

I DID NOT SAY THAT
OUT LOUD.

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY?

I THOUGHT I SAID IT
IN MY HEAD.

WELL, YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY
KNOWS IF I WANNA LOOK DIRTY

AND SEXY I NEED TO GO INTO
TRINA'S CLOSET BECAUSE

DIRTY AND SEXY IS
TRINA'S MIDDLE NAME.

BUT I HAVE TO WEAR A BRA
BECAUSE MY, UM, BOOBS

AREN'T THAT LARGE.

I HAVE, UM, THE-THE
STICKY PASTIES.

IT'S GONNA MAKE MY BOOBS
LOOK BIG?

NO, TOWANDA.

I WANT MY BOOBS
TO LOOK BIG.

I'M NOT NO MAGICIAN.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?

I'M SAYING YOU GOT
LITTLE BOOBIES.

SEE, TRINA, THAT WAS--
NOW THAT WAS A LOW BLOW.

TOWANDA, I HAD LITTLE BOOBS,
I HAD TO GO BUY MINE!

I DON'T WANNA BUY ANY.

I DON'T THINK TRINA REALLY
REMEMBERS WHEN SHE HAD

ITTY-BITTY BOOBIES, YOU KNOW,
SHE WAS A PART OF THAT CLUB.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I'M STILL A PART
OF THAT CLUB.

SHE NEEDS TO, YOU KNOW,
SYMPATHIZE WITH ME A LITTLE BIT.

THIS IS CUTE.

I TOLD ANDRE I WAS GOING OUT
ON A BLIND DATE.

NO, YOU DIDN'T!

WHAT'D HE SAY?

"WELL GOOD FOR YOU."

NO, HE DIDN'T, YOU'S A LYIN',
THE TRUTH AIN'T IN YOU.

- I REALLY DIDN'T TELL HIM.
- SO WHY YOU LIE?

"I DON'T KNOW WHY
I TOLD THAT LIE".

"I DON'T KNOW WHY
I TOLD THAT LIE."

I WANTED TO SEE YOUR
REACTION!

YOU WANTED TO LIE.

I WANTED TO SEE
YOUR REACTION.

WELL, ARE YOU
GONNA TELL HIM?

FOR WHAT?

YOU DON'T THINK HE KIND OF
HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW?

WHY DOES HE HAVE
A RIGHT TO KNOW?

Y'ALL SHOULDN'T HAVE THAT
TALK, "OH, BY THE WAY,

"I'M DATING OTHER PEOPLE."

YOU KNOW MOMMY KNOWS
A LOT OF PEOPLE,

WHAT IF SHE GOT IN CONTACT
WITH HILL HARPER, TOWANDA?

I'D PROBABLY WALK IN
AND WALK OUT.

YOU WOULD STAND HIM UP?

I MEAN, NOT-NOT
LITERALLY STAND HIM UP

BUT I WOULD
STAND MYSELF UP.

WHAT?

EVEN IF I GO OUT ON A DATE
WITH HILL HARPER,

I'M NOT MARRYING HIM TOMORROW,
I HAVE TO GET TO KNOW HIM,

AND I'M DEFINITELY NOT GOING
TO DO THE DO-NOT DO-NOT,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

IT'S GONNA TAKE A LONG TIME
FOR ME TO GET THAT COMFORTABLE

WITH SOMEBODY,
AGAIN.

WHAT IF YOU GUYS HAVE LIKE
A REAL CONNECTION?

ACT LIKE I'M HILL HARPER,
"YOU KNOW WHAT, TOWANDA,

"I REALLY HAD A NICE TIME
AND I WAS WATCHING

"THE WENDY WILLIAMS SHOW
AND I HEARD

"THAT YOU HAD
A CRUSH ON ME

"AND YOU KNOW YOUR SISTER
SAID THE SAME THING,

"BUT THIS IS REALLY ABOUT THE
CONNECTION THAT YOU AND I

"HAD TONIGHT
AND I'M JUST WONDERING

"IF WE CAN DO THIS AGAIN?

"DO YOU THINK MAYBE
WE CAN DO THIS AGAIN?"

YEAH, ABSOLUTELY WE CAN GO
OUT ON ANOTHER DATE.

UH-HUH.

- THAT WHAT YOU WOULD DO?
- YES!

I DON'T KISS ON THE
FIRST DATE, I DON'T--

WELL JUST ACT LIKE HE WAS
GONNA KISS YOU ON YOUR CHEEK.

NO.

TOWANDA, I HAD
A REALLY GREAT NIGHT,

I THINK YOU'RE
GREAT AND WONDERFUL.

HE AIN'T GONNA BE RUBBING UP
ON--

OH-HO--
THAT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO!

BUT WHAT IF IT'S NOT
HILL HARPER,

WHAT IF IT'S ANOTHER MAN?

FIRST OF ALL-- FIRST OF ALL,
TRINA, LET ME JUST TELL YOU

SOMETHIN', I DON'T LIKE--
DON'T BE TOUCHIN' ON ME

LIKE THAT--
I DON'T KNOW YOU!

I DON'T KNOW WHERE
YOUR HANDS HAVE BEEN!

I DON'T KNOW WHERE
YOUR MOUTH HAS BEEN-- NO!

I DON'T DO ALL THAT!

OH!

YOUR HANDS ARE DIRTY!

NOW TOWANDA, THAT'S NASTY!

I AM REALLY GETTING STRESSED
OUT ABOUT THIS BLIND DATE THING,

AND TRINA'S GOT ME
REALLY WORKED UP

AND I USUALLY DON'T
GET WORKED UP ABOUT STUFF.

I JUST THINK THAT MOMMY'S
TRYING TO SET ME UP

WITH THE ELEPHANT MAN
OR SOMETHING.

- HERE WE ARE.
- THAT'S IT!

THANK YOU.

SOMETHING PEACH FOR YOU--
YOU'RE WELCOME.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

IS THERE ANYTHING THAT
I CAN BRING FOR YOU

AT THE MOMENT
WHILE YOU WAIT?

NOPE, I GUESS I SHOULD
BE PROPER AND WAIT

FOR MY BLIND DATE.

YOU LET ME KNOW IF
THERE'S ANYTHING YOU NEED.

- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

COMING UP, ON
"BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES"...

I REALLY DON'T WANT ANYONE
TO SEE ME DOING MY CHOREOGRAPHY

UNTIL I HAVE IT
DONE PAT.

IT ACTUALLY MAKES ME
MORE NERVOUS.

TRINA, PUT SOME FUNK
IN IT.

WELL, TOWANDA,
I HAVE TO LEARN IT.

STATE

STATE YOUR

STATE YOUR NAME

STATE YOUR NAME
AND

STATE YOUR NAME
AND WHAT

STATE YOUR NAME
AND WHAT YOU

STATE YOUR NAME
AND WHAT YOU DO.

MY NAME IS RECO
AND I'M A DANCER.

LET'S SEE WHAT YOU DO.

I'M AVAILABLE
FOR BAR MITZVAHS.

I'M SO GLAD YOU WERE HIRED
FOR WARDROBE!

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

HI.

YOU'RE MY BLIND DATE?

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

YES, I AM YOUR BLIND DATE.

DID I BLIND YOU?

OH, MY GOD!

I'M GONNA CALL MOMMY.

I'M CALLING MOMMY.

YOU SET ME UP
WITH ANDRE, MOMMY?

I STUFFED MY BRA
FOR ANDRE?

I COULD'VE BEEN HOME ALL
NIGHT WITH MY LITTLE BULLET

AND SOME DOUBLE A BATTERIES!

FIRST OF ALL, I WANNA THANK
YOUR MOM FOR SETTING US UP

AND SUGGESTING THIS.

IT WAS REALLY A NICE GESTURE
FROM HER BECAUSE SHE REALIZES

HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.

SHE REALIZES HOW MUCH
I CARE FOR YOU

AND SHE REALIZES HOW MUCH
YOU LOVE ME, ALSO.

I MEAN YOU-YOU--
YOU'RE A GOOD WOMAN, TOWANDA,

YOU'RE SPECIAL,
JUST A SPECIAL PERSON.

I MEAN, EVERYBODY
REALIZES THAT,

AND I'M BEGINNING TO
REALIZE IT MORE AND MORE

EVERY TIME THAT
I'M WITH YOU,

YOU JUST SI--
I APPRECIATE YOU

AND I JUST WANNA
SHOW YOU SOME--

SOME TYPE OF APPRECIATION
BY TAKING YOU OUT.

ANDRE IS-- HE'S LAYING
IT ON PRETTY THICK

HAVING DINNER WITH ME,
I TELL YOU.

HE-- HE MUST REALLY BE
LISTENING TO A LOT OF TEDDY P,

AND HUMPING ON
A FOAM MATTRESS.

I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED
ABOUT HIM NOW.

YOUR MOTHER TOLD ME THAT
IT'S ALL ABOUT ROMANCE TONIGHT,

SO LET'S MAKE THIS
ALL ABOUT ROMANCE.

SO I WANT YOU TO START
OPENING YOUR GIFTS.

I JUST OPENED
THIS ONE UP.

YOU JUST GAVE
THIS ONE TO ME.

THIS WAS JUST OPENED.

NO-NO-- LET'S OPEN
THE OTHER GIFTS.

OH, THAT'S ADORABLE.

THIS IS FOR OUR NICE SUPPLE
BATH I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU.

ALL RIGHT, I LIKE
TO RUB YOUR FEET.

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU
HAVE TO BE TOTALLY NUDE.

I WOULD JUST WANNA
RUB YOUR FEET.

HERE, YOU CAN
RUB 'EM NOW.

YOU WANNA RUB 'EM NOW?

YEAH, YOU WANT ME
TO RUB 'EM NOW?

- NO, WE'RE IN A RESTAURANT.
- OKAY.

THIS, IS YOUR FAVORITE
CHOCOLATES...

BECAUSE YOU'RE AS SWEET
AS THEY ARE.

OH, THOSE ARE NICE.

AND, THIS IS A TIARA BECAUSE
I WANT YOU TO WEAR THIS

BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO--
I WANNA BE REMINDED

ABOUT THE QUEEN
THAT YOU ALWAYS ARE.

I'M GONNA WEAR THIS
EVERY SINGLE DAY.

THAT'S RIGHT.

BECAUSE YOU ARE
A QUEEN TO ME,

AND YOU WILL ALWAYS
BE MY QUEEN.

- TING!
- YOU LOOK GREAT.

- THANK YOU FOR MY GIFTS.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

I HAVE TO ADMIT, I AM REALLY
ENJOYING BEING WINED AND DINED

BECAUSE THIS HASN'T HAPPENED
IN A VERY LONG TIME FOR ME.

BUT, I KNOW THAT ANDRE
HAS A LITTLE BIT

OF A HIDDEN AGENDA
GOING ON.

HE PROBABLY...

NEEDS SOME...

SO HE'S...

REALLY POURING IT ON.

ARE YOU DOING ALL OF THIS
'CAUSE YOU WANNA GET LAID?

NO, OF COURSE NOT.

THAT WOULD BE HARD TO DO
WITH YOU.

YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.

I MEAN, AIN'T NO
PRETTY MUCH, IT JUST IS,

AND I APPRECIATE THAT.

WHY?

BECAUSE I KNOW AIN'T
NOBODY ELSE GETTING IT.

CAN WE HAVE A TOAST
TO THE HEALING PROCESS?

TO REJUVENATING
THIS MARRIAGE?

ARE YOU GONNA TOAST?

YOU'RE NOT GONNA TOAST?

TO THE HEALING PROCESS?

ANDRE IS SAYING ALL THE
THINGS THAT HE THINKS

THAT I WANNA HEAR, BUT
IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THE WORDS,

IT'S ABOUT THE ACTIONS
AND I HAVE TO ACTUALLY SEE HIM

PUT IT INTO ACTION
AND UNTIL THAT HAPPENS

HE IS NOT GOING TO BE ABLE
TO RUB MY TOES

OR ANYTHING ELSE.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

- 'BOUT TIME.
- 'BOUT TIME, YOU.

TODAY, I AM MEETING VICTOR
TO GO OVER THE CHOREOGRAPHY

AND I'M TERRIFIED.

I AM CHOREOGRAPHICALLY
CHALLENGED BUT I CANNOT HAVE

THESE DANCERS LOOKING BETTER
THAN ME, NO, SIR.

HERE WE GO, FROM
THE BEGINNING, PLEASE.

HERE WE GO.

TWO-THREE--

- WAIT--
- KEEP YOUR FEET TOGETHER.

THERE YOU GO, FEET TOGETHER,
FROM THE TOP.

FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, DOWN YOUR
BODY, TWO, THREE, FOUR,

FIVE-- UH-HUH
- FOUR.

- FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT--
- OH, .

NOPE.

- FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT--
- OH, .

I DON'T KNOW WHY
I WANNA STEP UP.

RIGHT THERE.

I CAN DO IT NOW
WHEN WE'RE GOING SLOW.

SLOW, OKAY.

I JUST HAVE TO
GET IT IN MY BODY.

UH, MY LEG IS STILL WRONG.

OKAY, I KNOW THAT I'M
NORMALLY JUST A LITTLE SLOW

WHEN IT COMES TO
CHOREOGRAPHY

BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS,
IT'S NOT EVEN THAT HARD,

I THINK I MIGHT
JUST BE A LITTLE TIRED.

NOW LET'S KEEP
YOUR CHIN DOWN, TOO.

CHIN DOWN.

- HEY!
- LOOK WHO DECIDED TO SHOW UP.

- YOU LOOK LIKE FOXY CLEOPATRA!
- I'M A WHOLE LOT OF WOMAN.

YEAH!

HI, GUYS!

OKAY, IT WAS REALLY NICE
THAT TOWANDA AND DEREK

CAME TO SEE MY REHEARSAL,
BUT I REALLY DON'T WANT

ANYONE TO SEE ME
DOING MY CHOREOGRAPHY

UNTIL I HAVE IT DOWN PAT.

IT ACTUALLY MAKES ME
MORE NERVOUS.

STEP TWO, STEP TURN.

SHAKE IT UP, SHAKE IT UP,
SHAKE IT UP.

STEP-STEP-STEP.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE JUST
REHEARSING NOW OR NOT

BUT BE MINDFUL
OF YOUR FACE.

I DON'T KNOW
THE MOVES YET.

BUT WHEN YOU KNOW IT,
YOU'RE GONNA BE--

I'M GONNA BE SMILING.

IF WE COULD GO THROUGH IT
LIKE SLOW MOTION

WITHOUT ANY MUSIC.

- OKAY.
- LET'S ROCK IT.

- I'M GONNA LET Y'ALL GO.
- HUH?

- I'M ABOUT TO HIT THE ROAD.
- THANKS, D-MAN.

ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.

YOU'LL DO GREAT.

- I HAVE TO-- HAVE NO CHOICE.
- ALL RIGHT, VICTOR.

- ALL RIGHT, DEREK.
- KILL IT!

- TRY TO.
- YOU'LL BE GREAT.

HERE WE GO.

FIVE, SIX, SEVEN--
SLOW AND OPEN, AND CLOSE,

AND OPEN AND--
- TRINA, PUT SOME FUNKY IN IT.

WELL, TOWANDA,
I HAVE TO LEARN IT.

THE STAND OFF.

RIGHT, I MEAN,
I DON'T KNOW IT YET.

WELL CAN YOU NOT
SEE THE WHOLE THING?

CAN YOU PUT
SOME SLINK IN IT?

OKAY, I MEAN, AH...

YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY KNOWS
THAT TRINA'S NOT THE DANCER

OF THE FAMILY.

'CAUSE SHE IS STIFF
AS A BOARD.

YOU GOTTA PUT
SOME STINK ON IT.

YOU GOT TO WORK IT IN.

YOU GOT TO MAKE--
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YOU GOTTA PUSH IT OUT.

CAN I SEE YOU PUT SOME
STANK ON IT, PLEASE?

WELL, YES, I DON'T HAVE
STANK-ARIZATION YET,

BUT OKAY.

WELL PRETEND.

WELL JUST PRETEND YOU'RE
PUTTIN' STINK ON IT.

ALL RIGHT, HIT ME AGAIN IKE
AND PUT SOME STANK ON IT!

EIGHT,
STEP-STEP-STEP-STEP-TURN--

WHAPPA-DE-WHAPPA.--
- AND A SNAP.

WAS THAT WRONG?

RIGHT ABOUT NOW, I'M REALLY
STARTING TO WORRY,

FIRST OF ALL,
I AM NOT A FAST LEARNER

AND I NEED MORE TIME
TO LEARN THESE MOVES

AND I DON'T HAVE
ANYMORE TIME.

MY VIDEO IS NEXT WEEK,

SO LORD PLEASE MAKE ME
A BETTER DANCER

AND PUT A LITTLE BIT
MORE STANK ON IT!

YES.

I'M GONNA LET YOU GUYS
CONCENTRATE ON THE MOVES

SO TRINA CAN FEEL IT
IN HER SKIN.

OKAY.

YEAH, SO GIVE ME HUGS
AND KISSES.

- I'M A LITTLE SWEATY.
- THAT'S OKAY.

- CAN I BORROW THAT OUTFIT?
- SURE.

"WE BE KIN NOW".

- LOVE YOU.
- LOVE YOU-- I'M PROUD OF YOU.

THANK YOU--
THANK YOU FOR COMIN' BY.

- SURE.
- ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

COMING UP, ON
"BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES."

YOU CAN LET YOUR GUARD DOWN
JUST A LITTLE BIT SOMETIMES,

TOWANDA.

YOU'RE A STONE--
YOU'RE A STONE.

I'M NOT A STONE.

- HARD.
- NO, I'M NOT A STONE.

IF YOU DIDN'T
STILL LOVE HIM,

WHY HAVEN'T
YOU DATED ANYBODY?

TOWANDA'S

TOWANDA'S
HANGIN'

TOWANDA'S
HANGIN' OUT

TOWANDA'S
HANGIN' OUT WITH

TOWANDA'S
HANGIN' OUT WITH ME

WHILE WE WAIT FOR
MOMMY TO GET HERE

TO WATCH THE KIDS
SO I CAN GO TO REHEARSAL.

WELL, ARE YOU HAPPY
WITH THE WAY THAT THINGS

ARE GOIN' SO FAR?

TOWANDA, IT'S NOT THAT
IT'S NOT GOIN' GREAT,

IT'S JUST THAT MY IDEAS ARE
MUCH LARGER THAN MY FINANCES.

EVEN THOUGH GABE HAS AGREED
TO BE AN INVESTOR IN THE VIDEO,

I'M STILL PAYING FOR
A MAJORITY OF IT MYSELF

AND THE BILLS JUST KEEP
WRACKING UP.

IT'S JUST A LOT OF MONEY,
AND I WOULD LOVE FOR TRACI

TO BE IN IT-- I JUST--
- WHY DON'T YOU CALL HER

AND ASK HER--
- I WOULD CALL HER AND ASK HER

BUT I CAN'T AFFORD
THE PLANE TICKET.

YOU CAN'T COME AND ASK
SOMEBODY TO BE IN YOUR VIDEO--

WELL HOW ABOUT
I'LL FLY TRACI DOWN.

- WOULD YOU REALLY?
- I'LL PUT-- YES, I PROMISE.

I KNOW THAT TRINA IS
EXTREMELY STRESSED

FOR HER VIDEO, SO I FIGURE
THAT I SHOULD VOLUNTEER

TO FLY TRACI DOWN,
YOU KNOW,

JUST BECAUSE SHE NEEDS
A LOT OF SUPPORT RIGHT NOW,

SO THAT'S
THE LEAST I CAN DO.

- HEY YOU.
- HEY, MOMMY.

MOMMY JUST GOT BACK FROM
TAMAR'S PROCEDURE IN LA,

AND I FEEL REALLY BAD
THAT I COULDN'T BE THERE.

BUT, VINCE IS FLYING A BUNCH
OF US OUT THIS WEEKEND

AND I'LL GET
TO SEE HER THEN.

- Y'ALL, I HAVE TO GO.
- WHERE YOU GOIN'?

I HAVE TO GO TO
CHOREOGRAPHY, MOM,

THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE!

- I KNOW BUT-- GO AHEAD--
- WHOA-WHOA--

BEFORE TRINA LEAVES,
WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT MY DATE.

MY BLIND DATE.

AH... YES!

AND MOMMY WAS
GOING TO SET YOU UP--

YOU HAD A BLIND DATE,
TOWANDA--

YOU KNOW SHE HAD
A BLIND DATE,

'CAUSE I HEARD YOU'RE
THE ONE WHO SET IT UP.

IS THAT TRUE?

YES.

WHAT, WHAT, WHAT HAPPENED?

WELL, IT WAS ANDRE,
OF COURSE YOU ALREADY KNOW.

ANDRE WHO?

JUST TOOK HIS HEART
OUT HIS CHEST

AND SQUEEZE ALL THE BLOOD
IN A GLASS

AND JUST POURED
IT ALL OUT.

HE POURED OUT
HIS HEART.

YOU DO KNOW
THAT'S SUPER SWEET.

ANDRE LOVES YOU.

I DIDN'T SAY THAT HE DIDN'T,
I MEAN, I KNOW.

UH-OH!

WHY YOU SO HARD-NOSED
ALL THE TIME?

I CAN'T HELP IT.

YOU CAN-- YOU CAN LET YOUR
GUARD DOWN JUST A LITTLE BIT

SOMETIMES, TOWANDA,
EVERYTHING DOESN'T ALWAYS

HAVE TO BE SO CALCULATED
AND JUST SO FRICKIN'--

- SURE IT DOES--
- YOU'RE A STONE!

- I'M NOT A STONE!
- YOU'RE HARD!

NO, I'M NOT A STONE.

IF YOU DIDN'T
STILL LOVE HIM,

WHY HAVEN'T YOU
DATED ANYBODY?

BECAUSE OF THE CHILDREN.

NO, THE CHILDREN
DON'T HAVE TO SEE.

YOU CAN GET A SITTER AND GO OUT
AND DATE PEOPLE, TOWANDA.

THE PROBLEM IS THIS...

TOWANDA,
IS WEARING A SHIELD.

AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHY
SHE'S WEARING THAT SHIELD,

BECAUSE YOU KNOW TEETH
AND TONGUE FALLS OUT.

MOMMY, WE GOING
TO HAVE TO WORK ON

YOUR LITTLE
COLLOQUIALISMS.

NO-NO-- I'M GONNA
BREAK IT DOWN TO YOU.

'CAUSE YOU ALL KNOW IT
TAKES ME A SECOND TO GET IT.

GO AHEAD, BREAK IT DOWN.

SOMETIMES THE TEETH
WILL BITE THE TONGUE

AND SO THEREFORE,

THE TONGUE IS VERY
MINDFUL OF THE TEETH--

I MEAN, DO YOU ALWAYS
HAVE TO SPEAK IN PARABOLS?

JESUS.

WELL THAT'S WHAT I GREW UP
WITH, I DON'T KNOW ANY OTHER--

THAT'S ALL I KNOW.

MY THING IS YOU CAN'T JUST
TAKE ME OUT ON ONE BLIND DATE

AND THINK THAT EVERY
THING'S GONNA CHANGE.

- YEAH.
- THAT'S TRUE.

THAT'S NOT GOING--
THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK FOR ME.

THAT'S TRUE--
I FEEL THAT.

HE HAS TO CONSTANTLY
WOO YOU.

- YES!
- THANK YOU!

WOO ME!

- YES.
- OKAY.

DATE ME AGAIN--
TRY TO DATE ME AGAIN.

YES!

I'M GLAD THAT MY FAMILY
WANTS ME TO GIVE ANDRE

A SECOND CHANCE,
I MEAN THAT'S GREAT.

HOWEVER, COMMA, I NEED
FOR ANDRE TO JUST SHOW ME,

DON'T JUST SAY IT, JUST
SHOW ME YOUR ACTIONS PLEASE.

- I HAVE TO GO.
- RIGHT.

MEET YOU AT CHOREOGRAPHY.

YEAH, Y'ALL HAVE TO GO.

MOM, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA COOK FOR THE BOYS?

I DON'T KNOW,
I'M GONNA TAKE 'EM OUT.

- OH.
- OKAY.

- YEAH, I'M TAKIN' THEM OUT.
- SEE YA, TEETH.

- LOVE YOU GUYS!
- SEE YA LATER.

- TAKE CARE.
- THANK YOU AGAIN!

I'M EXCITED!

I LOVE BOATS!

THAT'S A LOVELY BOAT!

IT'S BEEN A COUPLE OF DAYS
SINCE THE INVASION

OF THE EGG SNATCHERS,
SO I INVITED MY MOM,

AND MY DAD, TONI,
TOWANDA, TRACI AND TRINA--

WELL, TOWANDA COULDN'T
COME BECAUSE HER DAUGHTER

GOT SICK,
SO EVERYBODY ELSE CAME OUT

AND VINCENT AND I
CHARTERED A YACHT

TO HAVE A NICE QUIET
FAMILY DINNER TO CELEBRATE.

DADDY, HOW YOU FEELING ABOUT
BEING AROUND YOUR GIRLS?

I'M JUST GLAD I GOT THE
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS IN THE WORLD.

I DON'T BLAME YOU,
BECAUSE IF I HAD A DAUGHTER

WHO LOOKED LIKE ME...

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD
A DAUGHTER LIKE YOU?

I GOT FIVE KIDS IN THE
FREEZER, I AM JUST FINE.

OH, THEY GOT FIVE EGGS,
THAT'S RIGHT, FIVE.

HEALTHY, HEALTHY.

I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MANY.

CHILLING IN THE FREEZER,
SO THEREFORE, I'M GONNA NEED

FIVE MOTHER'S DAY CARDS
AND FIVE GIFTS FROM MY HUSBAND

BECAUSE WE HAVE
FIVE KIDS TOGETHER.

YOU DON'T GET THAT
UNTIL YOU GIVE BIRTH.

YOU DON'T HAVE
THE BABIES YET.

YOU'RE NOT A MOTHER YET.

MY KIDS ARE IN THE FREEZER!

THEY ARE WELL AND INTACT!

TAMAR SOUNDS RIDICULOUS,

SHE DESERVES
A MOTHER'S DAY PRESENT,

YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY KIDS.

I MEAN, SHE'S A MOTHER,
ALL RIGHT, AT TIMES,

BUT, SHE SOUNDS
RIDICULOUS.

VINCE, WHEN YOU THINK
Y'ALL BE READY?

I DON'T KNOW.

I'M READY FOR SOME NEW
NEPHEWS AND NIECES.

I JUST THOUGHT I AGREED
TO HAVE A BABY,

NOT THAT I NEED TO
HAVE A BABY RIGHT NOW,

BUT I'M FINE WITH
THE SITUATION.

YOU KNOW?

MY BABIES ARE
COMFORTABLY SITTING

IN A NICE LARGE FREEZER...
WAITING.

WHEN YOU GOING TO TAKE 'EM
OUT OF THE FREEZER

AND PUT 'EM IN THE OVEN?

WHENEVER THE LORD LEAVES.

THE LORD IS LEAVING
RIGHT NOW.

I JUST CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THEM
BABIES WHOOP HER ASS.

SHE'S GONNA BE LIKE,
"OH MY GOD,

"THEY DIDN'T TELL ME
ABOUT THIS-- AH!"

WHY-- WHAT?

YOU GOTTA CHANGE
THE DIAPER AGAIN?

HONEY, AH!

YOU CAN'T PEE IN THIS
...

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT DAY
THAT SHE CALL ME

AND ASK ME
TO WATCH HER KIDS

'CAUSE I'M
GONNA SAY TO HER,

"OKAY, TAMAR,
I'LL WATCH 'EM,"

AND I'LL NEVER SHOW UP.

YOU GONNA PUT ALL FIVE OF
THEM IN AT THE SAME TIME?

I'M GONNA LEAVE ONE JUST IN
CASE, YOU KNOW, GOD FORBID,

TIMES GET TOUGH,
I CAN SELL IT.

WHAT?

WE GET A LOT
OF MONEY FOR THAT.

ME AND VINCE BABY.

WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT,
THAT'S LIKE PRINCE AND MADONNA.

- PRINCE AND MADONNA?
- YEAH, GIRL!

GIRL, YOU BETTER
GET YOUR LIFE.