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What? I thought we had a really good
time last night.
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I'll call him in a minute.
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I don't know why he didn't have a good
time.
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Maybe I'll just send him like a selfie.
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Yeah.
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I kind of lose the backpack. It looks
like a school backpack.
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Yeah, I'll find those two.
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That one.
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Maybe I'll just call him right now.
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Oh, wait, I have one straight voice. Hi,
it's Maya from last night.
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I got your message, and I thought that
we had a really good time, so I just
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wanted to get on the same page and
everything and just make sure we both
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had a good time last night because I
really enjoyed it, and I just wanted to
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you again soon.
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We talked about going out next week when
my parents are in town, and I think
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that would still be really fun.
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Maybe just... Call me back when you're
on your phone again.
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Yeah, whatever that is.
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Okay, well, I'll talk to you later then.
Bye.
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Oh, God.
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Okay.
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Maybe different pictures.
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Okay.
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Yeah, I can do this.
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He has to like that.
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I'll leave a better message. I'll call
him again and tell him to forget the
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person, I guess.
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Hi.
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It's Maya.
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I left me another voicemail, but you
don't need to listen to that one. You
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just delete it.
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It's not important at all.
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It's just like a butt dial kind of
thing.
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But I got your text message, so I just
wanted to, you know, check in and make
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sure we were both on the same page and
everything. Because, you know, I had a
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really good time last night, and I
thought that you did too.
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Yeah, I thought that we really clicked
and, you know, had a lot in common.
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That's how I felt, at least. So, yeah,
maybe...
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who we can get together again sometime
this week, like we were talking about.
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You don't have to go to dinner with my
parents if you don't want. It's totally
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fine. It's not a big deal at all. It
doesn't matter.
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So just give me a call back whenever
you're at your phone again, I guess.
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And again, I had a really good time last
night.
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Dating, California, 2018.
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What?
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Okay.
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Okay, well, that's crazy. I'm not doing
that.
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I'm not doing that.
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A good place to meet people is at the
dog groomers? Okay, well, I don't have a
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dog, so it's not gonna work.
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Pilates class? There are a lot of guys
in Pilates classes. What?
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This information is so fucking useless.
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Where's the real advice?
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Okay.
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How to win over.
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Okay, well that that didn't happen so
okay, that's a little extreme
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Cody
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Can
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you please come help me with something
Please
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No, you're not come on
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Pretty please
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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What is this?
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What?
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What? Daycare? Meet other single parents
at daycare? I'm not a single parent.
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Okay.
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So, um, I know you're my stepbrother and
everything, but I just have, like,
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some... Dating advice, you know?
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Did you know I went on that date last
night, and I thought it went really,
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really well. Yeah, how'd that go?
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I mean, I thought it was good. I don't
care.
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Okay.
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I'm just, okay.
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Well, the guy, he texted me, and it
doesn't really sound like he had a good
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time, and I just, I don't know why.
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Like, we...
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I thought it was good. You know, we
just, like, we went out to dinner. We
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like we had a lot in common.
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We laughed.
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So you're over here trying to look up
dating advice on the computer?
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Yeah, I just... I mean, maybe it was a
dumb idea, but... That's why I asked you
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to help me.
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Um... I just... I don't know what I'm
doing wrong.
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Like... I mean, I'm not, like, the most
annoying person on Earth.
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So, I don't think it was. That's
debatable.
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Okay, well, thanks. I don't think it's
that.
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I mean, what are your dates like?
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I don't know.
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Normal dates.
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We went out for dinner.
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He picked me up.
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I was really nice.
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It seemed like we had a lot in common,
you know.
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Like, he laughed at my jokes and stuff.
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But, yeah, then he dropped me off.
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You have a lot in common.
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And then he dropped you off.
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Yeah. That's it?
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I mean... So, like, no dessert?
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Um, no, I got cheesecake.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Um, so, the reason he's not calling you
back is because you're not giving it up.
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You mean because I didn't fuck him?
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Or something.
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I mean, the dude goes through picking
you up, taking you out to dinner, and
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then... It was the first date.
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Okay, so at least the blowjob, or I hand
you in the car on the way back. I mean,
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come on.
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Is that, like, left to marry?
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Yeah. Oh, my God.
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I just... I didn't... I don't know. I
thought that was, like, a lot for a
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date. I mean, we're just getting to know
each other, you know?
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I mean, you like him, right?
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Well, yeah.
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So, get in there.
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Okay. I mean, I don't know. I felt like
he didn't want to
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kiss me or anything at the end. I don't
know. I thought maybe he didn't think
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that I was cute or hot or whatever.
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He picked you up and he paid for dinner?
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Yeah.
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Like he's looking for a little side.
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Are you sure it's not something about
me?
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Because I've been on like...
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Four dates this month, and nobody wants
to go on a second one with me. So it has
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to be something wrong with, like, how I
look.
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It has to be.
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I mean, you see me every day.
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I mean, I see you. You're my stepsister.
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Yeah, can you look at me for once like
I'm not your stepsister just so I can, I
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don't know, know what they're seeing?
Stepsister, you're gross.
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You're a girl, whatever.
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I just want to know what they see, okay?
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Please?
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Just you look like to take a girl. Okay.
Well just tell me if I look good You've
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seen I know you've seen tits before.
Okay, just don't freak out. I just
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not ugly, right?
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No You're sure?
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No, not at all. Really?
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Okay, I mean I just I just wanna make
sure there's nothing
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wrong with me, you know
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You'll be able to help me. The internet
cannot tell me if I'm ugly.
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There's nothing wrong with me, right?
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No, not at all.
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I mean, can you just tell me if my pussy
is ugly?
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I don't know, I'm kind of scared about
that.
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It's not ugly, is it?
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No.
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You sure?
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You're sure it's not... You can't even
see it when you're so far away.
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It's small. You've got to look really
close.
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I mean, no, it looks really good.
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There's nothing wrong with it at all?
You're sure?
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You're positive?
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Okay, well... I just... Maybe if
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you're okay with it... I mean, the next
time I go on a date...
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I'm gonna need to know, you know, how to
make him happy.
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Um, I think that you could teach me.
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But... I just, I really, really want the
next date to go well.
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The sooner I start dating somebody, the
less I'll be bugging you around the
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house all the time.
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That's true.
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But if this is gonna help you with your
dates, it's the only reason why.
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Yeah, it was just like a one -time
thing. We never cleared it again. Just
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that I know that I'm not bad at this,
you know?
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Yeah, okay.
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Like, go to bed? Yeah.
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Yeah, if you were doing that, that would
be... That would be... That
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always
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helps.
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No,
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no, no.
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There you go, yeah
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See, that's a good thing. Yeah, there
you go. Carrying is a good thing.
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Do one other thing, okay?
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Maya, there's one thing you remember you
cannot forget.
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Balls. Balls. Yeah.
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Make sure. There you go.
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There you go. Make sure you get in
there.
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Like this? Mm -hmm.
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Yeah, you can suck on the neck of the...
Oh, yes.
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Mm.
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See?
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Okay, well, yeah, as long as you keep
all those things in mind, I'll make
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like I said, make sure you remember the
balls, and then we'll be good.
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So, you can... What? We're done?
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No, I... Yeah, you learn how to... I
mean, if you do this to another guy,
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be fine.
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But what if we get farther than this? I
mean, I want to be good at everything.
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I mean... Everything.
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Yeah, I mean, I can't just be good at
this. I need to know how to do
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Okay, but you can't tell our parents
about this. Of course not. Let's do
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All right, okay.
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Yeah,
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take those off.
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Okay.
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And make sure he does this to you.
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He's got to get it back.
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It's supposed to feel good. It's
supposed to be for learning, okay?
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Okay. I think I can do both.
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So I'm supposed to feel good every time?
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Mm -hmm. Okay.
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Huh.
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Did that turn you on? I mean, you're so
hard, so.
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Like I said, you did taste good.
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Maybe. You said you wanted to go all the
way, so.
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Maybe we could try it like this.
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I've never done it in my life.
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Like this?
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I don't know.
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If you don't look at me, then it won't
be weird.
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Okay, weirdo.
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oh my god oh
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my
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god
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Oh, my God.
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You already knew what to do.
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Like that?
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Is that something you like?
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Thank you.
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No.
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And I...
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Yeah.
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Amen. Amen.
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Amen.
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Oh my god, yes.
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So good.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes.
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oh my god
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Thank you.
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Oh my god, yes.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my
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God.
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Thank you.
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Please, can I have your cup, please,
please?
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Fuck. Oh, my God.
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Thank you so much.
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I don't see anything wrong with your
pussy.
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Yeah?
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Okay, well, perfect.
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How good are you with making sandwiches?
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I can learn, I can definitely learn
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