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Oh, damn, he went down hard!
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I mean, on his nose.
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It's only a flesh wound.
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What?
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'Tis but a scratch.
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What-what are you saying, Dave?
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Seriously? Come on. What...
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What you gonna do, bleed on me?
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Okay, is that, is
that from a song?
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Oh, I think it's a movie
from their culture.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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It's Monty Python
and the Holy Grail.
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Everybody's seen it.
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Who's "everybody"?
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I told you, Dave, I haven't seen
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any of those flying
magic boy movies.
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It is not Harry Potter.
It's Monty Python.
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It's one of the funniest
movies of all time.
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Oh, I get it.
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It's like white people's
Coming to America.
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Y-Yes. Exactly.
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But, you know, better.
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Whoa. Whoa. You trippin'.
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What's the matter with you?
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Oh, anybody need another beer?
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Uh, Malcolm, you heard
what your agent said.
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She wants to see a copy
of your novel in 30 days.
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You can't be writing impaired.
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What?
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Trey, when was the last time
you did anything not impaired?
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Oh, he banged on him.
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Ay-yo, Austin
Reaves is a bad boy.
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I'm telling you,
he looks like Dave,
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but he'll posterize you. Yeah.
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Okay, you know what?
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I bet you guys five dollars
that I can slam dunk.
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Dave, you couldn't
dunk a doughnut.
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Driveway! Now!
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Watch me work!
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Oh, I got to see it.
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Hey, you better have
some real money.
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Dave, you've been stretching
for like 15 minutes.
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You're not getting any taller.
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All right, you know
what? Fine, here we go.
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Johnson to the hole!
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♪ Big dawg doing big
things like a dawg do ♪
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♪ Dawg in him, I'm a handful ♪
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♪ Big fangs, claws on him ♪
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♪ Stay hungry, get it ♪
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♪ Woof-woof. ♪
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh. Oh.
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Dave, uh, put some ice on that.
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Oh, I-I'm posting this.
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Let me see.
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You know, I hate to
be petty, but, uh,
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I'm gonna need that
five dollars. Yes.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Game time.
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Whoa. Sit down, LeBron.
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The doctor was very clear.
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You have a hairline
fracture in your collarbone.
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If you don't sit
completely still,
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you could make it worse.
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I feel fantastic.
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That's because you're on very,
very powerful painkillers.
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Mm-hmm.
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Now, relax. I'll go
get you some ice.
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You sure are pretty.
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Thank you.
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Those new jeans?
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I always wear these.
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Well, they're terrible.
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These are my favorite.
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Well, they're wack.
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Wiggity-wiggity-wiggity-
wiggity-wiggity-wack.
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I'm gonna go
finish my dunk. No!
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No, no, no, no, no.
Ooh, no, no, no.
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Your dunking days are over.
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You smell pretty.
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Aw, thank you.
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Mama's so sorry she has to
keep working on the weekends.
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Your grandpa and your daddy
want to open a second Fusebox
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in a ridiculously
short amount of time,
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and Mama is the only one that
knows how to make it work.
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Aw.
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Well, some of that
is true, honey,
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and some of that is just
Mama being mean to Dada.
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I just hate how
much I'm missing.
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I missed her first high
five the other day.
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Oh, my God. It
was so adorable.
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Mommy!
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I mean, she had
her thumb folded,
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so it was really
like a low four.
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Oh, but don't worry.
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There will be plenty of
milestones for you to see.
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Thank you, Mrs. B.
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Have fun with her today.
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Oh, don't you worry, we will.
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We are gonna go to the sandbox,
and we're gonna feed the ducks,
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and then we're gonna have
tea at the Langham...
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Mom, Mom.
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Mom.
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Remember what we said about
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not torturing Courtney?
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Well, that's why I didn't
mention the trolley ride.
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You're gonna go on
the trolley, too?
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All right. Let's
go to work. Okay.
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We're going to work. I know.
I wanted to take her on...
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Say bye-bye.
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Oh, bye. Oh, yeah,
she's gonna miss you.
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Oh, look, she
misses you already!
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Aw!
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It was so nice of you
to make Dave a cake.
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Ah, it's the least we can do,
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considering Calvin goaded
Dave into trying to dunk.
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And by accepting this cake,
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you forfeit the right to take
any legal action against us.
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Enjoy.
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Cream cheese frosting.
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White chocolate chips.
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Oh.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Tina... this is not your best.
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What did he say?
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Don't pay him any attention.
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He's on serious pain medication.
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Yeah, well, he's
gonna need some more.
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Now, what is the deal
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with Black people
and red velvet cake?
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Now, they always
are just going on...
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Dave, Dave, don't
finish that thought.
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No, you know what?
I-I want to hear this.
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I'm just... Come on, I-I'm...
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I'm tired...
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...of pretending
that it's awesome.
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You know what's
awesome? Cookies cakes.
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I love cookies cakes.
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Tina, go make me a cookies cake.
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Calvin, hold the baby.
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No, he doesn't know
what he's saying.
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Come on, babe. How about
we just go, all right?
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All right. Come on, Daphne.
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Let's go feed the ducks, yeah.
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Mama.
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Oh, my God. Did you hear that?
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She just said her first word.
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She just said "Mama"!
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Oh, good for you, Daphne. Oh.
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Uh, Tina?
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I'm excited for her
first word and all,
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but you do realize she
just called you "Mama"?
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Instead of her actual mama.
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Oh, damn.
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Oh, this isn't good.
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Courtney already feels bad
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about not spending
enough time with her.
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Well, you've been spending
so much time with her,
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she's really getting
attached to you.
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Well, I can't help it if they
leave her with me all the time.
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I'd love to take her for you,
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but I have to babysit Dave.
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Well, Calvin can watch him.
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What? No, I-I'm busy.
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Oh. What were you gonna do?
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Chill.
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Like I said, Calvin's got him.
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Come on, Gemma.
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Courtney would be
devastated to know
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that her baby called
somebody else "Mama." Oh.
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Especially an old person.
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Okay, he got one more
time. Okay. Okay.
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Okay. Okay. One more time.
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Oh, my baby, I know.
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Your mama's gonna whup his ass.
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Bet you five dollars I could
slam dunk a basketball.
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Dave, sit your ass down.
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Ooh, Daphne. Look at
these cool L.A. moms,
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with their fresh blowouts
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and designer baby bags and
thousand-dollar strollers.
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No, don't stare at
them. Don't be thirsty.
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Oh. Oh.
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Hey, can I help you?
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I'm sorry, she's not
usually like this.
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Don't be silly.
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I'm Michelle. Who's this?
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Gemma.
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Oh, uh, this is Daphne.
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She's adorable.
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Aw. Thank you.
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How old are you?
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Thirty-nine.
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Okay, you're funny.
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Ah. Oh. Come hang with us.
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We've got morning buns.
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I love morning buns.
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I don't even know
what those are.
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Yep, come on, Dave.
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Let's make the best of it.
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I know being injured
can be tough.
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You know, one time,
I hurt my knee
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sacking the quarterback and...
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Oh, here we go.
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The glory days.
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Oof. Go ahead, Calvin,
trot out the greatest hits.
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I thought you liked my football
stories. Oh, yeah, I do.
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Every time you tell them,
your stats get better.
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Eat your damn sandwich.
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How'd you manage
to burn the outside
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without melting
the cheese inside?
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Calvin...
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you better stick to cars.
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Dave, listen.
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For your information,
this is how you...
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You know, I-I'm gonna make this
very simple for you, Calvin.
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How about a granola bar?
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Sure.
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Go on, now.
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Hey, Pop. Mama said
you might need a break.
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I'm taking a breather
from my writing, so...
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Bye.
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A breather?
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Is that what we're calling it?
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What are you saying, Dave?
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Let me spell it out
for you, Mr. Writer.
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You are procrastinating.
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Have you even started?
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Yes. A Word document has been
opened, titled and saved.
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What's the title?
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"Malcolm's big book."
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Look, Malcolm, I get it.
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It's hard to start writing.
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You know, you worry you
don't have what it takes,
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that you haven't lived enough,
you haven't traveled enough.
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You don't have anything
interesting to say.
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And even if you did, who
would want to read it?
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Man, I've lived!
I've had adventures!
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Well, yeah, sure, I
mean, you could write
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Journey to the
Center of the House
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30 Feet Away from My Parents.
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That's a stupid-ass title.
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Hey, Pop!
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Pop, come get your friend!
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Man.
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Oh. You finished
writing already?
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No. I mean, what would I
even write about, Trey?
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The Journey to the
Center of the House
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of the Boy Who's
Never Been Nowhere?
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What?
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Man, it's just
something Dave said.
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I don't know.
Man, forget Dave.
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When you played ball,
you went everywhere.
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You went to Albuquerque.
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You went to Little Rock.
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You even had a
layover in New York.
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Yeah, man, but I blew
that all up for this.
259
00:10:57,794 --> 00:11:01,229
Exactly. So this
has to work for us.
260
00:11:01,230 --> 00:11:03,566
What you mean "us"?
261
00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:05,434
I'm part of your literary crew.
262
00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:08,672
Like that show Entourage.
I'm your Turtle.
263
00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:11,613
Well, I don't know
what to tell you, Trey.
264
00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:14,143
I guess this is what
writer's block is.
265
00:11:14,243 --> 00:11:16,312
You know what?
266
00:11:16,412 --> 00:11:20,083
Good thing for you, I
have writer's unblock.
267
00:11:21,818 --> 00:11:24,688
I am not eating your
weed gummies, Trey.
268
00:11:25,521 --> 00:11:28,024
What page you on? One.
269
00:11:33,362 --> 00:11:35,364
Oh, what the hell?
270
00:11:37,801 --> 00:11:39,634
It's like strawberry. Yeah.
271
00:11:39,635 --> 00:11:41,805
You know what? I'm-a go
get you something to eat.
272
00:11:41,905 --> 00:11:44,841
I'm not even
hungry. You will be.
273
00:11:47,176 --> 00:11:49,478
Was I just supposed to eat one?
274
00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,016
Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina.
275
00:11:53,116 --> 00:11:54,383
Come here.
276
00:11:54,483 --> 00:11:56,352
One of the moms was
wearing these sunglasses.
277
00:11:56,452 --> 00:11:58,888
I swear I saw J.Lo wearing them.
278
00:12:00,223 --> 00:12:02,091
These women are so cool.
279
00:12:02,191 --> 00:12:03,559
And they were talking about
280
00:12:03,659 --> 00:12:05,729
going on a wine train to
Temecula next weekend,
281
00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:07,496
and they invited me.
282
00:12:09,398 --> 00:12:10,966
So, this is a moms' group?
283
00:12:10,967 --> 00:12:13,336
A cool moms' group.
284
00:12:16,873 --> 00:12:18,841
They just added me
to the group chat.
285
00:12:18,842 --> 00:12:20,309
I'm gonna put in a heart emoji.
286
00:12:20,409 --> 00:12:23,880
Okay, Gemma, so you were
in the park with the baby,
287
00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:27,316
a group of moms with babies
invited you to join them.
288
00:12:27,416 --> 00:12:29,452
They think you're Daphne's mom.
289
00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,389
Oh, God.
290
00:12:33,522 --> 00:12:37,460
Oh, but I've always wanted
to be in a group like this.
291
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:40,162
Back when Grover was
a baby in Kalamazoo,
292
00:12:40,163 --> 00:12:44,433
all the other moms were,
you know... regular.
293
00:12:46,569 --> 00:12:49,705
Earthy. Lot of Crocs.
294
00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:53,642
Says the woman
wearing hobo jeans.
295
00:12:56,112 --> 00:12:57,680
Okay, Gemma, I'm sorry,
296
00:12:57,781 --> 00:13:00,548
but it seems to me they only
want you in their little clique
297
00:13:00,549 --> 00:13:02,585
because you either
adopted a Black baby
298
00:13:02,718 --> 00:13:04,519
or you're in an
interracial marriage.
299
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:07,423
With me, the whitest
man in America.
300
00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:12,762
Oh, hey, guys. Hey, baby.
301
00:13:12,862 --> 00:13:15,598
Hey, Daphne. Oh, I put her
to sleep. She's sleeping.
302
00:13:15,698 --> 00:13:17,033
Okay. How'd it go today, Mom?
303
00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:19,435
Oh, fine. You
know, no big news.
304
00:13:19,535 --> 00:13:21,504
Except Daphne said
her first word.
305
00:13:22,872 --> 00:13:25,240
Oh, my God! That is fantastic.
306
00:13:25,241 --> 00:13:27,110
What did she say?
307
00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:28,845
"Apple." "Canoe."
308
00:13:30,479 --> 00:13:32,181
"Canoe"? Really, Gemma?
309
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:35,217
She said "Mama." Oh.
310
00:13:35,218 --> 00:13:36,652
But to your mama,
311
00:13:36,752 --> 00:13:38,154
not your baby mama.
312
00:13:38,287 --> 00:13:39,522
Oh.
313
00:13:40,589 --> 00:13:43,225
Oh. Oh, boy. Uh, okay.
314
00:13:43,226 --> 00:13:45,161
Courtney cannot
find out about this.
315
00:13:45,294 --> 00:13:46,462
No.
316
00:13:46,595 --> 00:13:48,697
Marty, you wear a
lot of ugly sweaters.
317
00:13:50,666 --> 00:13:53,837
But this one has gots
to be the ugliest.
318
00:13:56,639 --> 00:13:58,141
Who is this person?!
319
00:14:03,715 --> 00:14:05,751
"...as the streetlights
320
00:14:05,851 --> 00:14:09,053
flickered to life
on Palmer Avenue."
321
00:14:09,054 --> 00:14:11,289
Boom! Chapter one is done.
322
00:14:11,389 --> 00:14:13,124
Chapter two,
323
00:14:13,224 --> 00:14:14,793
already in my head.
324
00:14:14,893 --> 00:14:16,461
Hey, we be writing, boy.
325
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:18,329
Yeah.
326
00:14:18,429 --> 00:14:20,632
Hey, man, th-that
weed gummy of yours,
327
00:14:20,732 --> 00:14:22,600
it really helped me
to stop overthinking.
328
00:14:22,701 --> 00:14:24,401
You know, the story
just flowed out of me.
329
00:14:24,402 --> 00:14:26,304
What'd I tell you? Yeah.
330
00:14:26,437 --> 00:14:27,806
But... but...
331
00:14:27,906 --> 00:14:29,107
Trey, is this a problem?
332
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,476
Like, do I need to
be high to write?
333
00:14:31,576 --> 00:14:34,813
Is this story all mine,
or is it the weed?
334
00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:39,818
What? Man, if it was the weed,
335
00:14:39,951 --> 00:14:41,186
I'd be Shakespeare.
336
00:14:43,421 --> 00:14:45,356
Man, it wasn't
nothing in that gummy
337
00:14:45,456 --> 00:14:48,727
but sugar and one
percent real fruit juice.
338
00:14:48,827 --> 00:14:50,295
What?
339
00:14:50,428 --> 00:14:53,198
Yeah, I just said it was weed
to get you out of your own way.
340
00:14:53,298 --> 00:14:56,601
If I'd given you one of
my real weed gummies...
341
00:14:56,702 --> 00:14:58,837
boy, you'd be walking down
the street butt-naked,
342
00:14:58,970 --> 00:15:01,973
trying to type on
an open pizza box.
343
00:15:03,675 --> 00:15:06,144
Why would I do that?
Why did I do that?
344
00:15:08,513 --> 00:15:10,081
So this story is all mine?
345
00:15:10,181 --> 00:15:11,448
All you.
346
00:15:11,449 --> 00:15:13,785
You're damn right it's all
mine, because I'm a writer.
347
00:15:13,885 --> 00:15:17,122
What are you? What are you?
I'm a writer. I'm a writer!
348
00:15:18,957 --> 00:15:20,291
Dakota? Mm-hmm?
349
00:15:20,391 --> 00:15:23,862
These deviled eggs are
the best I have ever had.
350
00:15:23,995 --> 00:15:26,364
Once you eat eggs
from your own chicken,
351
00:15:26,497 --> 00:15:28,433
you just can't go
back to store-bought.
352
00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:29,835
Ah.
353
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,303
I have got to get a coop.
354
00:15:32,403 --> 00:15:33,939
Yes.
355
00:15:34,039 --> 00:15:35,039
Gemma.
356
00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:36,507
And just go outside,
get the eggs...
357
00:15:36,607 --> 00:15:37,442
Gemma? ...from my
chickens in the morning...
358
00:15:37,542 --> 00:15:38,710
Gemma!
359
00:15:39,911 --> 00:15:41,379
How y'all doing?
360
00:15:41,479 --> 00:15:43,815
How you... How you doing?
361
00:15:43,915 --> 00:15:45,449
Hi.
362
00:15:45,450 --> 00:15:47,328
You said you were taking
Daphne around the block.
363
00:15:47,352 --> 00:15:48,619
What are you doing?
364
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:51,122
I know, I know. I'm
going to tell them.
365
00:15:51,222 --> 00:15:52,656
Right after the wine train.
366
00:15:52,657 --> 00:15:56,160
Gemma, you have got to
stop this weird charade.
367
00:15:56,161 --> 00:15:57,996
Now, give me my grandbaby!
368
00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:02,968
Aw. Hey, Gemma. Who's this?
369
00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:05,635
Okay, see, I... Oh!
370
00:16:05,636 --> 00:16:07,338
Is this your wife?
371
00:16:12,377 --> 00:16:14,245
Yes.
372
00:16:14,379 --> 00:16:17,348
This is my wife, Tina.
373
00:16:22,353 --> 00:16:24,654
Tina.
374
00:16:24,655 --> 00:16:27,592
You must come on the wine
train next weekend. Oh.
375
00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:32,230
Well, see, the
thing is, I, uh...
376
00:16:32,330 --> 00:16:34,599
I, uh... It's eight
courses of amazing food,
377
00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:37,803
beautiful scenery, heavy pours.
378
00:16:39,104 --> 00:16:40,571
We're visiting five vineyards,
379
00:16:40,671 --> 00:16:44,075
and at the last one,
Alicia Keys is performing.
380
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,779
Alicia Keys?
381
00:16:49,848 --> 00:16:54,786
Oh, baby, why didn't
you tell me that?
382
00:17:00,892 --> 00:17:03,061
Admit it, those moms are cool.
383
00:17:03,161 --> 00:17:04,595
Yeah, they're cool.
384
00:17:04,695 --> 00:17:06,231
And I guess it's
good that Daphne
385
00:17:06,331 --> 00:17:07,933
has a playgroup on the weekends.
386
00:17:08,066 --> 00:17:09,935
Right? Come on.
387
00:17:10,035 --> 00:17:12,603
Okay, we can do the wine train.
388
00:17:12,703 --> 00:17:16,540
And we can hang with them
in the park, occasionally.
389
00:17:16,541 --> 00:17:18,443
But no kissing on the mouth!
390
00:17:19,444 --> 00:17:21,284
Okay, but I'm just saying,
it sells it if we...
391
00:17:21,312 --> 00:17:24,381
Gemma, don't play
with me. Okay, fine.
392
00:17:24,382 --> 00:17:26,151
Hey, hey.
393
00:17:26,251 --> 00:17:28,119
Hey. Hey.
394
00:17:28,219 --> 00:17:29,821
Well, we did it.
395
00:17:29,921 --> 00:17:31,321
We finished the
whole expansion plan
396
00:17:31,389 --> 00:17:33,158
for the charging nodes
at the new Fusebox.
397
00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:34,792
Congratulations!
398
00:17:34,893 --> 00:17:36,727
On whatever the
hell you just said.
399
00:17:37,595 --> 00:17:38,964
Thank you, Mrs. B.
400
00:17:39,064 --> 00:17:40,798
You have been
babysitting so much,
401
00:17:40,899 --> 00:17:43,701
every weekend, and I
know it's been a lot.
402
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,837
Hey, happy to help.
403
00:17:45,971 --> 00:17:48,840
Hey! Where's my baby?
404
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:52,243
Oh, come here.
Oh. There she is.
405
00:17:52,343 --> 00:17:54,079
Mama.
406
00:17:54,179 --> 00:17:55,612
Oh, my God!
407
00:17:55,613 --> 00:17:57,414
She said her first word!
408
00:17:57,415 --> 00:17:59,350
Oh, my God!
409
00:17:59,484 --> 00:18:00,651
Did she just call me "Mama"?
410
00:18:00,751 --> 00:18:02,252
Who else would
she be talking to?
411
00:18:04,655 --> 00:18:08,059
Yes, I am your mama. Yes.
412
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:18,169
Oh, my gosh, this hurts.
413
00:18:18,303 --> 00:18:22,140
Well, I gave you the last
of your pain pills at noon.
414
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,508
They must've worn off.
415
00:18:23,608 --> 00:18:25,275
Oh.
416
00:18:25,276 --> 00:18:26,577
Is this for me?
417
00:18:26,677 --> 00:18:28,579
I thought you didn't
like red velvet.
418
00:18:28,679 --> 00:18:31,983
Not like red velvet?
I love red velvet.
419
00:18:32,817 --> 00:18:34,452
Mmm.
420
00:18:34,552 --> 00:18:36,721
Tina, my compliments
to the chef.
421
00:18:36,821 --> 00:18:40,591
Knocked it out of the
park. This is so moist.
422
00:18:42,193 --> 00:18:43,861
Dave's back.
423
00:18:44,629 --> 00:18:47,165
If you think I'm gonna forgive
you about what you said yest...
424
00:18:47,265 --> 00:18:48,966
Tina, forget about Dave.
425
00:18:48,967 --> 00:18:51,269
Let's go drink wine and
talk about Alicia Keys.
426
00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:59,009
Calvin, did I say something
bad? I-I can't remember a thing.
427
00:18:59,010 --> 00:19:03,548
Well, honestly, Dave, you
were a straight jackass.
428
00:19:04,649 --> 00:19:08,586
You know, some of the things
you said sounded like me.
429
00:19:08,719 --> 00:19:10,088
And honesty is good,
430
00:19:10,221 --> 00:19:12,390
but I don't think
we can have two mes.
431
00:19:12,523 --> 00:19:14,325
I don't know.
432
00:19:14,425 --> 00:19:16,361
Two Calvins sounds
pretty awesome to me.
433
00:19:17,762 --> 00:19:19,730
Well, it's good to
have you back, buddy.
434
00:19:20,498 --> 00:19:23,334
Since I'm the one that got you
into this, I guess I owe you.
435
00:19:23,434 --> 00:19:24,936
So...
436
00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:27,638
what do you say we watch
your British snake movie?
437
00:19:27,738 --> 00:19:30,075
Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
438
00:19:30,175 --> 00:19:31,876
Sure.
439
00:19:33,578 --> 00:19:36,714
She turned me into a newt.
440
00:19:36,814 --> 00:19:40,451
Lose the bloody accent,
Dave, or I'm leavin'.
441
00:19:40,551 --> 00:19:43,353
Okay, fine. Blimey.
442
00:19:43,354 --> 00:19:45,123
All right. Oh,
hey, no, no, no.
443
00:19:45,223 --> 00:19:46,257
Okay, okay, fine.
444
00:19:46,391 --> 00:19:47,892
Fine. Blimey.
445
00:19:49,327 --> 00:19:50,661
All right.
446
00:19:50,761 --> 00:19:51,997
David...
447
00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:59,006
Oh, come on, Daph,
you can say it.
448
00:19:59,106 --> 00:20:01,674
Who am I? I'm your mama.
449
00:20:01,775 --> 00:20:03,243
"Mama." Okay, okay.
450
00:20:03,343 --> 00:20:04,845
She's got "Mama." All right.
451
00:20:04,945 --> 00:20:06,679
Daph, try "Dada."
452
00:20:06,780 --> 00:20:08,414
"Dada." "Dada."
453
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:09,817
"Dada." Say "Dada."
454
00:20:11,284 --> 00:20:12,284
We're getting there.
455
00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:13,953
It's close. Oh!
456
00:20:13,954 --> 00:20:15,488
Look, Bronwyn.
457
00:20:15,588 --> 00:20:17,991
It's your friend Daphne.
458
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,492
Daphne, hello.
459
00:20:19,626 --> 00:20:21,093
Uh, hi.
460
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:23,463
Hi. Hi.
461
00:20:23,563 --> 00:20:25,999
Uh, I-I'm Marty, and
this is Courtney.
462
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,500
How great!
463
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,636
You must be babysitting for
Gemma and her wife Tina.
464
00:20:30,637 --> 00:20:32,039
Oh.
465
00:20:32,172 --> 00:20:33,439
Excuse me?
466
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,008
Tell them I said hi.
467
00:20:38,812 --> 00:20:41,614
Marty... No, it's
already ringing.
468
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:51,490
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