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What detectives
found in that trunk
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may have looked like hamburger,
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but it wasn't even from a cow.
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It's a body.
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Everybody knows it's a body.
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Nobody puts loose
meat in the trunk.
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Hey, Calvin.
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We just wanted to stop in
and see how you're feeling.
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Ah, you know, I'm
a little sore...
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Oh, are you watching
Murder On Trial?
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I love this show. I bet
you think it's the husband.
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Of course it's the husband.
It's always the husband.
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Nope. It's the deacon.
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I should've known
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you couldn't trust no
deacon in leather pants.
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Mm-mm. All right.
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Calvin, it's time
you take a break
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from this TV and
start to take in
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the wonders of nature.
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Might I suggest bird-watching?
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You may not.
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I like my birds dead,
breaded and with a biscuit.
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Which you will not be having.
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You heard what the doctor said.
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You got to cut
down on the sodium
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while you're on these meds.
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Oh, yeah, and sodium's
in everything.
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You know what? Let
me go to the kitchen
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and clear out all
the salty snacks.
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Go, go. Go, go. All right. Hey.
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Thank you, Dave,
but Calvin's got it.
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He's gonna be
eating leafy greens,
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while I'm getting my hair
done, and staying off that leg.
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Right, Calvin?
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Yes, babe.
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All right. Take care, Calvin.
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Yeah. If you need me, I'm
just a phone call away.
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Okay. All right.
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Calvin, don't forget,
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they're delivering
our new towel warmer.
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I know.
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You have to sign for it.
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Yes, you told me.
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Do you have a pen?
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Babe, I'm sure the
deliveryman will have a pen.
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Mm-mm. See, that's
the kind of assumption
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that will lead me to not
getting my towel warmer.
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Here's a black and a blue pen.
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Okay.
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Bye, sweetie.
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Coming up after
Murder On Trial,
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it's Dead in Wyoming,
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followed by an all-new Stabbed.
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How can there be
this much murder?
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I mean, soon enough, there
won't be anybody left alive
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to watch these shows.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Man, I can't believe I'm
doing this stupid Dave idea.
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Oh, look, a brown bird.
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Oh, wow, a black bird.
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Hey, man, what are you doing?
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Either walk or run, pick one.
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Well, hello.
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Who's your new friend,
Old Man Beasley?
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Is that the walk of
shame I'm seeing?
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Mm-mm-mm.
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Oh, look at you.
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Picking up after your dog.
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Now that's a good neighbor.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa! Hold on!
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Oh, hell no!
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Don't be throwing your
trash in my trash!
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Daddy! Hell!
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Hey, Pop, you hungry?
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Hey, hey, Malcolm, you know that
empty house across the street?
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Well, last week,
somebody moved in.
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Okay.
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Get this, they just had
six bags of groceries
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and three bags of ice delivered.
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I think they're turning into one
of those Airbnb party houses.
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Because of some groceries?
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No. Because they also
got a karaoke machine.
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Oh. Okay.
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Uh, Pop, you are
sounding like a Karen.
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Karens be right sometimes.
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Look, uh, I'm just saying,
you're gonna be trying to sleep,
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and all you're gonna hear is...
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"Oh, my God, I can't
find my shoes."
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On the off chance you are
hallucinating from hunger,
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let's get some
food in you, okay?
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What do you feel like eating?
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Oh, oh, oh, you know what?
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I want that, uh,
pulled pork sandwich
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from the place on
Cresthaven. Yeah.
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No.
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Come on.
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I am under strict
orders from Mama.
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Healthy and low sodium.
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Well, your mama's not
here right now, all right?
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Man... She's at the salon
getting her hair done,
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so she doesn't have a say.
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But-but just in case,
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stop at that salad
place on the way home.
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You want a salad, too?
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No, I just want the bag.
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Your mama might check the trash.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Here.
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And pay cash for the sandwich.
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Go on, now.
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Yeah.
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Calvin?
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Oh, hey, babe.
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I didn't order no sandwich.
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No, I got an alert on my phone
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saying they tried to
deliver my towel warmer,
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but nobody was home.
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No, babe, I've been right
here the whole time.
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Well, I'm gonna
request a redelivery.
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Oh, I got to go, the
purse guy is here.
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Excuse me.
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How much is that Gucci?
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Tina, don't get that, it's fake!
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Oh, bye.
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Why you got your blinds closed?
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What you trying to hide?
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Dad, what are you doing?
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I'm trying to figure out
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why this degenerate across the
street has his blinds closed.
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He's probably one of
those crazy people
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who thinks he's being watched.
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Exactly.
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Dad, you asked me to
come home right away
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to help you with a
computer problem.
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Marty, I need you to find out
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what's going on with that
house across the street.
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That's not a computer problem.
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Son, there's nothing
more important
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than shutting down
a party house.
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Those things are
popping up everywhere.
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Causing parking problems,
noise at all types of hours,
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strangers coming and going,
and all-night karaoke orgies.
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I won't have that
in my neighborhood.
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It's situations like this
that makes me want an HOA,
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except I don't want
to pay $45 a month
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to have somebody tell me I
can't have a purple door.
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You don't have a purple door.
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No, but I want the option.
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Come on, Marty. Come on, you
got to help me figure out
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who owns that house
across the street,
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see if it's on a rental site.
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You know, hey,
check the dark web.
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Daddy, all of that is
on the regular web.
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Okay, okay.
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Hey, baby.
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Calvin, the app says
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that the package is
out for redelivery.
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Please don't miss it this time!
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Are you in a helicopter?
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I'm under the dryer!
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Tina, it is some crazy stuff
going on in our neighborhood.
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Nefarious.
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It's what?
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Nefarious!
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Who's Darius?
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Why are we talking about Darius?
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I don't know! You
brought him up!
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Look, I got to go, baby. Okay.
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Hey, would you
grab me some water?
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I need to take my
pills. Yeah, I got you.
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Ooh, ooh, that's probably
your mama's package.
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G-Get the door for me. On it.
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Stay right there! Okay.
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Not you. Get the door.
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Don't move.
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Make up your mind!
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Oh, damn it. He's gone.
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You see what you did?
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Actually, I don't.
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Find anything yet, Marty? No.
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I've checked Airbnb, VRBO,
and karaoke-orgies-dot-com,
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which... which does exist,
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but you do not want to go there.
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Well, keep looking, son.
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The truth is out there.
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All we got to do...
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God, Dave!
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Hey, neighbor.
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Uh, found this in
the front door.
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Oh, thanks, Dave.
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Damn delivery driver
thinks he's Usain Bolt.
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So, is there anything
I can help you with?
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Dave, you know what? I
got a question for you.
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How do you feel about
living across the street
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from an Airbnb party house?
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Not good at all!
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We got to nip this
thing in the bud.
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For the record, I'm not seeing
a listing for that house.
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Are you on the dark web?
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Yeah, sure.
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Good. Good.
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Good, good. Now, Dave,
make yourself useful
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and go and get that guy's name.
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O-Okay, well, how do I do that?
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It's a piece of cake.
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Just go through his mailbox.
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Calvin, that's a federal crime.
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Since when?
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Since mail.
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Okay. Well, Dave, I'm not
telling you to commit a crime.
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I'm just saying,
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if you innocently
walked past the mailbox
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and accidentally rammed into it,
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and the mail
inadvertently fell out,
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and you mistakenly
shuffle through it,
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and by happenstance
saw the guy's name,
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that's not on you.
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That's on the inquisitive
nature of universe.
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Gemma, if I go down for this,
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wait for me.
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So, what's this
guy done, anyway?
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Oh, uh... Oh. Oh!
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Brace yourself, Gemma.
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He's purchased food and
been nothing but quiet.
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Hmm.
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Oh, that's not good.
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It's always the quiet ones.
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Who's always the quiet ones?
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The murderers.
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Murderers?
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Gemma, listen to yourself.
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You've been watching those shows
so long, you're seeing things.
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Thank you.
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Things the rest
of us are missing.
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Right?
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Ah.
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That mailbox just hit me.
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Gosh!
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Forget it.
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Dave!
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You okay, man?
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Yeah, no, I'm great. I was just
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trying to pay our
new neighbor a visit.
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What's his name, again?
I'm so terrible with names.
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Save me the embarrassment. Uh...
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Huey? Dewey? Louie?
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It's on the tip of my tongue.
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It's on the... It's on
the tip of my tongue.
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Well, when someone says that,
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you're supposed to
give me the name.
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I don't know.
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Hey, have you ever
actually met this guy?
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I'm not answering that
without a lawyer present.
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Okay, look, Randall, I
just need this guy's name.
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I'm trying to save
this neighborhood.
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All right, Dave.
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You know I'm not supposed
to let you look at the mail,
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but you are the only
person on this entire route
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that tips me for Christmas.
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You buy me birthday
cards. Well...
262
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And, uh, you were there
for me in my dark times.
263
00:11:36,030 --> 00:11:37,100
Look at it.
264
00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:42,110
Thanks, Randall.
265
00:11:42,210 --> 00:11:44,010
And you know what?
Don't worry about it.
266
00:11:44,110 --> 00:11:45,480
She's gonna come back.
267
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:48,010
She ain't. She, uh,
268
00:11:48,110 --> 00:11:49,980
she married a FedEx
guy, and, uh...
269
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,780
I can't compete with that.
270
00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:59,060
All right. Here
you go, Pop, lunch.
271
00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:02,330
Aw, that's what
I'm talking about.
272
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,160
It's been a full day
of solving crimes.
273
00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:06,800
I am starving.
274
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:09,570
Ooh, did you see the 48 Hours
275
00:12:09,670 --> 00:12:11,376
about the quiet neighbor,
but it turned out
276
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:14,170
he fed his wife to piranhas?
277
00:12:14,270 --> 00:12:16,170
Where'd they get the piranhas?
278
00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:18,040
I think you can
just get piranhas.
279
00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:21,040
Calvin!
280
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,680
Uh, Malcolm,
281
00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:27,380
there's bread on this salad.
282
00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:31,790
Really? The fake bag trick?
283
00:12:31,890 --> 00:12:32,920
I was bullied, Mama.
284
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,630
I know, baby, I know.
285
00:12:34,730 --> 00:12:38,060
Look, babe, in my defense,
you're not supposed to be here.
286
00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,900
Since when do you
get your hair done
287
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,300
in less than eight hours?
288
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,630
Well, it was a slow
gossip week, you know?
289
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,540
Nobody got cheated
on, nobody got fat.
290
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,870
Everybody's thriving.
291
00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:52,610
Okay, I got the guy's name.
292
00:12:52,710 --> 00:12:54,140
I feel so dirty about it.
293
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,680
But also exhilarated.
294
00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:57,310
I don't know how to feel.
295
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,526
Is this a gateway crime? Am
I becoming a career criminal
296
00:12:59,550 --> 00:13:01,790
like my father? Am
I okay with that?
297
00:13:01,890 --> 00:13:04,520
Dave, just... just
tell us the name.
298
00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:08,160
His name is Simon
Throckmorton.
299
00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:09,160
I knew it!
300
00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:10,960
You did?
301
00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:13,130
Well, not that
name specifically.
302
00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:14,600
I just knew he had a name.
303
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,300
What? Wait a minute,
what is going on here?
304
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:21,300
Babe, I'm not gonna
sugarcoat it for you.
305
00:13:21,410 --> 00:13:23,770
We got a murderer living
across the street.
306
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:24,880
What?
307
00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:26,500
- All the signs are there.
- Yeah.
308
00:13:26,580 --> 00:13:29,180
Like what? Like,
there are no signs,
309
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,420
which is the biggest sign.
310
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,826
Okay, no, no, no.
Y'all are tripping.
311
00:13:34,850 --> 00:13:37,190
Y'all been cooped up
watching these murder shows.
312
00:13:37,290 --> 00:13:38,720
Y'all are losing
your damn minds.
313
00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:40,520
Yeah, I agree, Mama.
314
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:41,990
You two watch so much true crime
315
00:13:42,090 --> 00:13:43,730
you see murder everywhere. Ooh!
316
00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:45,330
Calvin, did you see
the second season
317
00:13:45,430 --> 00:13:46,330
of Murder Everywhere?
318
00:13:46,430 --> 00:13:47,560
It's self-contained.
319
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,776
You don't have to
watch season one.
320
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,730
Wait, what... Wait a minute.
321
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,170
You just can't go
around accusing people
322
00:13:53,270 --> 00:13:54,740
when they've done nothing wrong.
323
00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:55,970
Actually...
324
00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:58,240
Ooh, ooh, the dark
web. What you got?
325
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:02,080
That name Dave found,
Simon Throckmorton?
326
00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:04,420
It's a weird name so I
searched it on Facebook,
327
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,380
Linked In, Instagram.
328
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,156
All of his profiles were
created last Thursday.
329
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,790
The day he moved in.
330
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,496
Yeah. That's not
even the weird part.
331
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:15,290
The weirdest part is
no friends, no posts.
332
00:14:15,390 --> 00:14:16,560
Not even a profile picture.
333
00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:18,090
I knew it.
334
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:21,330
I knew that guy was
suspect. All right, well,
335
00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:23,330
how do we find out who
this guy really is?
336
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,640
The dumpster.
337
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:27,340
He's been tossing his
crap in my dumpster.
338
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,810
Maybe there's something in there
339
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,810
that'll let us know
who he really is.
340
00:14:30,910 --> 00:14:32,980
Can you dig through
another man's trash?
341
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,250
Hey, once it's in my
dumpster, it's my trash.
342
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,880
Okay, I'll go out
there and dig around.
343
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,650
All right. All right.
344
00:14:46,590 --> 00:14:48,560
Dave, are you really
gonna let your wife
345
00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:50,390
dig through a filthy dumpster?
346
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,760
Oh, well, I don't know. You
seemed so excited about it.
347
00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:54,260
Dave!
348
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,800
All right. Malcolm,
you want to come?
349
00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:58,700
Uh, yeah. Hell no.
350
00:15:06,010 --> 00:15:07,710
Is he putting on
hand sanitizer
351
00:15:07,810 --> 00:15:10,520
before he goes in
the dumpster? Yeah.
352
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,990
There's Throckmorton.
353
00:15:18,090 --> 00:15:20,960
Boy, he looks familiar.
354
00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:23,430
Maybe because y'all been
staring at him all day.
355
00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:27,630
Oh, my God.
356
00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:28,746
I know where I know him from.
357
00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:30,470
It was on that 48 Hours
358
00:15:30,570 --> 00:15:32,910
about the mob murder
in Kansas City.
359
00:15:33,010 --> 00:15:35,440
Oh, you know what,
I saw that one, too.
360
00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:37,810
Throckmorton is actually
361
00:15:37,910 --> 00:15:41,210
Salvatore "Big Sal"
Molisani. Yes! Yes!
362
00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:42,950
Isn't that name a
bit of a stereotype?
363
00:15:43,050 --> 00:15:45,520
I didn't name him, Marty.
364
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:50,060
But that guy is a button
man for the mob. Mm-hmm.
365
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,720
What's he doing with that rug?
366
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,266
Uh-oh. MARTY: I don't know,
There's something in it.
367
00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:55,190
Oh, snap, you guys
might be right.
368
00:15:55,290 --> 00:15:56,860
There's something
heavy in there.
369
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,200
Mm-hmm. And it ain't a
standing, oscillating fan,
370
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:01,930
I can tell you that much.
371
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,346
No, that's a corpse.
372
00:16:04,370 --> 00:16:05,676
And he's gonna throw
it in my dumpster.
373
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:07,670
But Dave's in the dumpster.
374
00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:08,870
Ooh.
375
00:16:11,510 --> 00:16:14,080
Hello? Dave, you gotta
get out of there.
376
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:15,580
Gemma, I can't right now.
377
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,880
Some maniac threw
batteries away.
378
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:20,550
You know, that's
hazardous waste.
379
00:16:20,650 --> 00:16:22,090
Dave, forget the batteries.
380
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,620
I won't do it, Gemma.
381
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,790
This is the only
planet we've got.
382
00:16:25,890 --> 00:16:28,460
Dave, you are in real danger.
383
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,500
Oh, I know. I also just
touched raw chicken.
384
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,400
Hey! Occupied!
385
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,940
What the hell?
386
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,240
Dave, run!
387
00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:48,980
Oh!
388
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,420
What are you doing?
389
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,420
What are you doing?
390
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,520
I'm throwing trash
in a dumpster.
391
00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:56,020
Why are you in there?
392
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,960
Hey, man, don't try
to put this on me.
393
00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:02,130
Dave, get in here!
394
00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:06,060
Have a seat.
395
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,800
What the hell?
396
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,670
I'm gonna call
911. Lock the door.
397
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,340
Do not let Molisani in.
398
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,350
Who's Molisani? Big Sal.
399
00:17:20,450 --> 00:17:22,210
Who's Big Sal? Throckmorton.
400
00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:24,220
Somebody tell me
what's going on here!
401
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,220
They have all lost their minds,
402
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:29,020
and my towel warmer
is God knows where.
403
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:33,030
Uh, 911? We're at
1170 Evergreen Drive.
404
00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:34,760
There is a murderer outside.
405
00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:36,490
Oh, and we got
white people here.
406
00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:38,100
Scream, Gemma.
407
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,030
See?
408
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:43,900
They sure come fast when
you say "white folks."
409
00:17:45,870 --> 00:17:47,970
It's not the police,
it's the delivery guy.
410
00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:49,810
No, no! Don't do it baby. Don't.
411
00:17:49,910 --> 00:17:54,010
Finally. Okay.
Thank you so much.
412
00:17:54,110 --> 00:17:57,150
All right. I'm gonna
plug this bad boy in
413
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,350
and warm some towels.
414
00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:04,560
Who are you people,
and what are you doing?
415
00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:06,790
Who are we? We live here.
416
00:18:06,890 --> 00:18:07,790
Who the hell are you?
417
00:18:07,890 --> 00:18:09,690
Okay, now, Tina,
Tina, back away.
418
00:18:09,790 --> 00:18:13,270
We've called 911, and they
know there's white people here.
419
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:15,830
Don't try anything.
420
00:18:15,930 --> 00:18:18,240
I have pepper spray
in my purse next door!
421
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:22,470
And I have raw chicken literally
all over my hands right now,
422
00:18:22,570 --> 00:18:23,640
so come get some.
423
00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:25,210
I don't know what's
going on here,
424
00:18:25,310 --> 00:18:27,110
but you better get
your ass out my house.
425
00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:28,210
Baby, get back.
426
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,810
Big Sal's gonna kill us. What?
427
00:18:29,910 --> 00:18:31,480
With this?
428
00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:35,450
I'm having a panic attack.
429
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,690
Why are you calling me Big Sal?
430
00:18:39,790 --> 00:18:41,690
Oh, we saw you on 48 Hours.
431
00:18:41,790 --> 00:18:43,430
We know you're a mob hit man.
432
00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:45,930
And we don't say that about
all Italian-Americans.
433
00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:48,770
We know the vast majority
are upstanding citizens.
434
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,610
You idiots! I'm not
Salvatore Molisani.
435
00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:56,110
I'm the one who
testified against him.
436
00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:58,780
Oh, you're...
437
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,050
Giuseppe Zabarino.
438
00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:05,280
So you're not a murderer? No.
439
00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:07,750
Okay. Well, then, why
did you change your name?
440
00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:09,120
So I don't get killed.
441
00:19:10,390 --> 00:19:12,390
I'm in a program
442
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:15,560
that protects
443
00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:17,330
you know, witnesses.
444
00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:18,900
Oh...
445
00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:22,350
The Witness
Protection Program?
446
00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:27,440
We're not supposed
to say it, but yes.
447
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,770
I've been setting up so
my family can join me.
448
00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:32,140
So that house is not
even a party house?
449
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,610
No. It's a safe house.
450
00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:35,610
Well, it was a safe house.
451
00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:38,620
Ooh, that's our bad.
452
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,950
Now I gotta move
my family again.
453
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,820
We all gotta get new fake names.
454
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:47,960
Oh, my kid, he just learned
to spell Throckmorton.
455
00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:51,000
I mean, it's kinda
spelled like it sounds.
456
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,000
Gosh, I-I feel terrible.
457
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,406
You know, send me
your new address.
458
00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:59,540
We'll send you a
plant or something.
459
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:02,470
You have no idea how
Witness Protection works.
460
00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:08,350
You know, Gemma, I think
we've learned something.
461
00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:10,050
Stop watching those murder shows
462
00:20:10,150 --> 00:20:11,750
and stay out of
people's business?
463
00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:13,750
No.
464
00:20:13,850 --> 00:20:16,520
To always listen to our guts.
465
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:18,520
We knew there was
something up over there.
466
00:20:19,990 --> 00:20:23,330
Yeah, we just prevented a
known associate of the mob
467
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,630
from moving onto our street.
468
00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:26,460
Hey, way to go, partner.
469
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,370
Keeping our neighborhood safe.
470
00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:32,640
Pasadena police. We had a report
471
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:34,670
of a white woman screaming.
472
00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:39,140
Yeah, that-that would be me.
473
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,010
It-it was a false alarm.
474
00:20:41,110 --> 00:20:43,580
I thought I saw a spider.
475
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:44,880
Blondes.
476
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,230
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