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I can't believe little
Marty gonna be a father.
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I remember him
sitting in this chair,
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crying his little eyes out.
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You've been cutting his
hair a long time, huh?
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Oh, no, that was a
couple of months ago,
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after he broke up with Necie.
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It wasn't about Necie!
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You nicked me, and you know it!
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So, Calvin, you're
about to be a grandpa.
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You gonna get some Velcro shoes?
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Nah. One of those,
uh, pill trays
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with every day of
the week on it. Oh.
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Hey, hey, but don't
mix up your days.
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My grandmother did that.
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She took her
Thursday on Tuesday.
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She was gone by Friday.
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Well, you keep talking smack,
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you're gonna see your
grand mama today.
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Calvin, you should embrace
becoming a grandfather.
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You know, my dad couldn't
be more excited about it.
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Mm. I thought your kid was 13.
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Ah, yes, but my
dad was indisposed
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for a number of those years.
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A number of years
determined by a judge.
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I'm just saying, you should
look for the positives.
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You know, as a grandfather,
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you'll be revered
for your wisdom.
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Marty is going to need a lot of
advice on how to raise a kid.
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You know what? That is true.
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I am the master.
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Eh...
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Eh... What?
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Look, Dad, you did a great job.
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I-I'm just planning
on raising my kid
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with a lot less yelling.
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And a lot less belt.
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It's-it's a new era.
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- Things are different now.
- Yeah.
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When I fell off my
bike and hit my head,
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you told me to go take a nap.
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Are you alive?
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Yes.
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Then it worked.
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Dad, no offense,
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but I'm approaching fatherhood
as more of a science.
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You see, I'm going to
read all the books,
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I'm gonna absorb all the data.
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Then I will apply it
in the real world.
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I'm going to get
my PhD in D-A-D.
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So, Calvin,
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what's the kid
going to call you?
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Gramps? Papa?
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No. Pee-paw!
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Oh, you know, Pee-paw
has a nice ring to it.
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You know, I may start
calling you Pee-paw.
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You better not call
me no damn Pee-paw.
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I just started liking
you, Dave. Don't ruin it.
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Guys, I'm not some old,
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stuffy, grandpa type, all right?
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In fact, I'm taking my lady out
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to see Earth, Wind &
Fire tomorrow. Okay.
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Yeah. Ooh, what time's that concert?
-00?
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Oh, that's gonna get in the
way of his early-bird special!
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No tip?
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Yeah, I got a tip for you.
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Don't clown your customers
before you get your tip.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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So you're really going to let
your dad take Grover out solo?
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I don't know why
you're so surprised.
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We're chill. We're not
helicopter parents.
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Yes, you are.
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We totally are.
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♪ I pull up with
the blick, blick ♪
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♪ I pull up, make
your clique flip ♪
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♪ I pull off in the whip ♪
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♪ And I skert ♪
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♪ Skert ♪ ♪ Skert ♪
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♪ Skert... ♪ ♪ Skert... ♪
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What's up, y'all?
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Hey, Calvin. Uh, what was that?
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Oh. Oh, yeah. That
was lit, right?
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That was that... That's
that new Lil Side Baby.
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Oh. Oh, so,
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did your radio get stuck
on the wrong station?
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That wasn't the radio, dawg.
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That-that was on my phone.
I-I made a new playlist. Dope.
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Oh. What else is on it?
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Just that one song.
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Okay, Calvin, is this
because we were ribbing you
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at the barbershop about
being a grandfather?
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Look, man, I'm nobody's
grandpa, all right?
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I'm just a man who has a
son who's having a baby.
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Uh, I don't know what
you're talking about,
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'cause I cannot wait for that
baby to call me "Grandma."
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Aw.
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Or Lovey. Or-or Gammy.
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Or Gammy T.
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Ooh, Glammy T. Let's
lock that one in.
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Hey, so what's a blick, blick?
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Okay, well, if you have to ask,
then the music's not for you.
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Boomers, right?
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♪ Blick, blick,
skert, skert, oh! ♪
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Yo. Hey.
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Oh, what's all this?
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Oh, Amazon Prime delivered
some parenting books.
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I'm reading up. By the
time this baby arrives,
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I'll know everything
I need to know.
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Okay.
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How to Raise a Green Baby.
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Mm-hmm.
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I would hope you're
having a Black baby.
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No. No, see, this
book teaches you
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how to have a kid
that's carbon neutral.
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Oh. Yeah.
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What the hell does that mean?
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I don't know, but in
600 pages, I will.
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Oh, uh, guess who I'm going out
for drinks with tomorrow. Who?
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My old buddy Chili Mangold.
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Oh, your old college teammate?
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Yup. What's he doing in town?
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We're, uh, playing San
Diego State tomorrow.
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He's their new head coach. Oh.
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Nice. Uh, head coach. That's...
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Wow. That's-that's big-time.
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Yeah.
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He's a lot younger
than you, isn't he?
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Two years, Marty. Oh.
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That's not a lot.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Plus, he has a summer
birthday, so...
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Yeah, well, good for him.
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Uh, okay, I'm going to start
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with How to Speak Baby
with Your Baby. Yeah.
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You know, uh,
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just because Chili is
a little ahead of me,
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that does not mean
that I'm behind, so...
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That's fair.
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Yeah. Yeah, he's a head
coach, Marty, okay,
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but San Diego State...
they are not that good.
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Yes, they are undefeated,
okay, but so were we
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till we hit that rough
patch a couple of weeks ago.
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Malcolm, are you okay?
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Yes, I am okay, and
I am very, very happy
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for Chili Mangold! Okay.
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Okay. Uh, you seem a bit fussy.
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And according to this
book, you might have gas.
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Can I practice burping you?
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Can I practice punching you?
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Let me burp you, man. Come on.
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Let me freaking go! Let me go!
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Let me burp you!
Let me burp you!
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It's good to see you,
Dad. You're looking good.
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Oh, thanks, son.
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Notice anything
different about me?
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You got your ankle monitor off!
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I did. I'm a free man.
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Except for weekly urine tests.
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Lamar! Thank you
so much for coming.
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Aww.
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Yeah, we both have
such crazy days,
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it really is helpful that you
can drive Grover around for us.
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Oh, I'm happy to do it.
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I missed so much time
with you growing up,
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because of mandatory
minimum sentences.
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I want to enjoy every
minute with Grover.
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So Dave says you bought a car?
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That I did.
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As in paid for?
Legally, it's yours?
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Yes, Gemma.
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Not bad, huh? 1980.
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Still got the original tires.
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Low mileage?
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Odometer's taped over,
but I'd guess so.
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So, where's Grover?
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No.
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Excuse me?
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Not happening. Grover
can't ride in that.
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It's not safe.
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The seat belt is a rope.
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You can drive Dave's car.
Dave can drive yours to work.
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So it's too dangerous
for Grover to ride in,
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but it's okay for me?
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It's fine. Just get
it back before dark.
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Those headlights do not work.
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You know what? I-I'll
just take an Uber.
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Yeah...
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Oh, hey, Marty!
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You remember my dad.
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Well, how could I forget
a white man named Lamar?
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I hear you're going
to be a father.
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Good for you.
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Yeah.
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Oh, you're reading
Ready, Set, Toddler.
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It's great, isn't it?
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Well, it's okay.
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It's a little
touchy-feely for me.
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Oh, well, let it touch you, bro.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah. I mean, trust
me, it is amazing.
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You know, that book was
my GPS to fatherhood.
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It's probably why Grover
has such great life skills.
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Uh, Dad?
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A little help with this hoodie?
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Oh, uh...
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Son, that's a pair
of sweatpants.
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Oh.
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Uh...
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Why don't you go inside and
take another crack at it, champ?
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You got this.
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Ah.
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You know, I thought I
smelled burning oil out here.
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Did this thing even
pass inspection?
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Ha! I wish.
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I hear congratulations
are in order.
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Oh, well, yes, they are.
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Welcome to the Grandpa Club.
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Tip from an old pro?
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Keep hard candy in the
front sweater pocket,
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kids go bananas for 'em.
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All right, I'm not
"hard candy" old.
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Well, I don't know,
Calvin, you do make sounds
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when you get up, and
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well, and when you sit down.
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It's the furniture, Dave.
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Oh, so it's the
furniture that goes...
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Damn.
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Okay. Look, y'all just hating
on a man that's in his prime.
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I mean, come on, could
an old man do this?
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Oh, watch out now, Daddy.
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Watch out, Daddy. Okay. Huh?
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Or Shabba Doo like this?
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Oh!
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Dad?
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Dad, are-are you okay?
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Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.
Yeah, I'm okay. Yeah.
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Yeah, this that...
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This that new Lil
Side Baby shuffle.
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It's the Side Baby.
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Skert, skert!
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Okay, good, they're only a block
away. Well, put your phone away.
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We don't want them to
know we're tracking them.
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Well, what are they gonna think
we're doing standing out here?
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Crap. Act natural.
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Oh, look, they're back already.
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Sup, Mom?
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What's happening?
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Grandpa Lamar gave me
my first driving lesson.
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In a car? On the street?
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Mostly on the street.
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You let a 13-year-old
drive a car?
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Oh, please.
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If he can smoke, he can drive.
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I can smoke?
255
00:10:22,995 --> 00:10:24,029
No! No!
256
00:10:26,565 --> 00:10:28,501
All right, well, I
talked to Dr. Fisher.
257
00:10:28,601 --> 00:10:29,902
He's gonna fit you in.
258
00:10:30,002 --> 00:10:32,170
I don't need to see a
doctor, babe, I'm fine.
259
00:10:32,270 --> 00:10:34,573
No, you're not. Your knee's
the size of a cantaloupe.
260
00:10:38,477 --> 00:10:40,579
Ain't nothing wrong
with a big knee.
261
00:10:40,679 --> 00:10:42,615
I think there is.
262
00:10:42,715 --> 00:10:44,917
Look, babe, I'm telling
you all I need is
263
00:10:45,017 --> 00:10:46,852
a little Bengay and a nap.
264
00:10:46,952 --> 00:10:49,622
Uh-huh. Okay. Well, are
we still going to see.
265
00:10:49,722 --> 00:10:50,889
Earth, Wind & Fire tonight?
266
00:10:50,989 --> 00:10:52,090
Sure.
267
00:10:52,190 --> 00:10:54,860
You know, with the
traffic and parking.
268
00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:55,861
You know, we better get going.
269
00:10:55,961 --> 00:10:57,730
Come on. Sure thing.
Nothing to it.
270
00:10:57,830 --> 00:10:59,732
Yep, yep. No doubt.
271
00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:03,702
Whoo. Whoo!
272
00:11:03,802 --> 00:11:05,604
All right.
273
00:11:05,704 --> 00:11:07,440
Okay, you know what?
I'm sorry, babe.
274
00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:09,780
I know you really wanted to
see Earth Wind & Fire, but...
275
00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:12,210
Oh, no, no, it's fine.
276
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:13,879
No, it's not fine.
277
00:11:13,979 --> 00:11:16,682
You know... I'm old.
278
00:11:16,782 --> 00:11:18,584
The band old.
279
00:11:18,684 --> 00:11:20,052
Everybody old.
280
00:11:22,655 --> 00:11:24,415
I mean, they're already
down to two elements.
281
00:11:24,490 --> 00:11:26,130
I mean, by the time
they go back on tour,
282
00:11:26,191 --> 00:11:28,226
it'll just be Wind.
283
00:11:31,063 --> 00:11:34,132
Okay, so let's get
you to the doctor
284
00:11:34,232 --> 00:11:35,133
so you could get better.
285
00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:38,671
Better to do what?
Nobody needs me.
286
00:11:38,771 --> 00:11:39,772
Come on.
287
00:11:39,872 --> 00:11:41,182
What are you talking
about, Calvin?
288
00:11:41,206 --> 00:11:42,383
Come on, let's
just face it, Tina,
289
00:11:42,407 --> 00:11:43,942
my boys don't need me anymore.
290
00:11:44,042 --> 00:11:46,645
Marty is about to
become a father.
291
00:11:46,745 --> 00:11:48,914
But did he call me for advice?
292
00:11:49,014 --> 00:11:52,284
No. He just ordered
a bunch of books.
293
00:11:52,384 --> 00:11:54,653
Even Dave fixed
his own lawn mower
294
00:11:54,753 --> 00:11:56,188
without my help.
295
00:11:56,288 --> 00:11:58,591
He just looked at
some video on YouTube.
296
00:12:00,392 --> 00:12:02,294
He tried to ask you,
297
00:12:02,394 --> 00:12:04,162
and you sprayed
him with the hose.
298
00:12:04,262 --> 00:12:05,564
That's our process.
299
00:12:08,066 --> 00:12:09,768
Come on, Grover,
we're gonna be late.
300
00:12:09,868 --> 00:12:12,404
Dave, now your dad's texting me
301
00:12:12,505 --> 00:12:14,573
because you won't
take his calls.
302
00:12:14,673 --> 00:12:16,174
Maybe we overreacted.
303
00:12:16,274 --> 00:12:18,511
It was one driving
lesson. Grover's safe.
304
00:12:18,611 --> 00:12:20,012
Is it that big a deal?
305
00:12:20,112 --> 00:12:22,915
It's a big deal to me.
306
00:12:23,015 --> 00:12:25,017
You know, driving lessons
are a "dad" thing.
307
00:12:25,117 --> 00:12:27,486
Ever since he was
crawling around,
308
00:12:27,586 --> 00:12:28,866
I've been thinking about the day
309
00:12:28,954 --> 00:12:31,323
where I got to put him
behind the wheel of a car.
310
00:12:31,423 --> 00:12:33,358
Well, you can still do that.
311
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,861
Yeah, but it won't
be the first time.
312
00:12:35,961 --> 00:12:38,196
He probably just took
Grover around the block.
313
00:12:38,296 --> 00:12:40,633
Wrong. They drove all the
way to that donut place.
314
00:12:40,733 --> 00:12:42,467
You know, the one with
the big, giant donut?
315
00:12:42,568 --> 00:12:45,470
And even worse, Lamar
only got enough donuts
316
00:12:45,571 --> 00:12:48,140
for him and Grover.
317
00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,976
That's just rude.
318
00:12:51,076 --> 00:12:52,678
That driving lesson was a moment
319
00:12:52,778 --> 00:12:54,913
that I'd been waiting for.
320
00:12:55,013 --> 00:12:56,214
Lamar stole it
321
00:12:56,314 --> 00:12:58,283
just like he steals everything.
322
00:13:00,653 --> 00:13:03,088
Hey, man. Hmm?
323
00:13:03,188 --> 00:13:04,957
You said there weren't
any more donuts.
324
00:13:05,057 --> 00:13:06,992
No, I said there
were no extra donuts.
325
00:13:08,727 --> 00:13:10,095
Your pants are inside out.
326
00:13:14,466 --> 00:13:16,401
Hey.
327
00:13:16,501 --> 00:13:19,404
Well, it's official.
328
00:13:19,504 --> 00:13:21,640
Your brother is a loser.
329
00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:23,308
You lost the game?
330
00:13:23,408 --> 00:13:27,012
No, Marty, we won the game.
I'm just losing at life.
331
00:13:27,112 --> 00:13:29,748
Chili Mangold is a head coach,
332
00:13:29,848 --> 00:13:32,017
and I'm just an
assistant batting coach.
333
00:13:32,117 --> 00:13:33,919
I'm not where I
should be in life.
334
00:13:34,019 --> 00:13:36,922
Oh, man, well, I'm sure
you'll be head coach someday.
335
00:13:37,022 --> 00:13:38,290
Yeah, sure, Marty.
336
00:13:38,390 --> 00:13:41,393
As soon as, like, eight
people above me die.
337
00:13:43,195 --> 00:13:44,296
I mean, that could happen.
338
00:13:44,396 --> 00:13:46,965
You guys are out
in the sun a lot.
339
00:13:47,065 --> 00:13:49,234
I-I shouldn't have said that.
340
00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:50,936
I mean, man, if I'm
really serious about
341
00:13:51,036 --> 00:13:52,280
becoming a head coach,
I'm gonna have to
342
00:13:52,304 --> 00:13:54,106
move someplace where
there's openings.
343
00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:55,808
Hello, Tulsa.
344
00:13:55,908 --> 00:13:57,109
I hear Tulsa's nice.
345
00:13:58,476 --> 00:14:00,212
There are no job
openings in Tulsa.
346
00:14:01,346 --> 00:14:02,586
Then why you keep saying Tulsa?
347
00:14:02,681 --> 00:14:03,681
I don't know, Marty.
348
00:14:03,716 --> 00:14:04,956
Why won't you just let me vent?
349
00:14:05,017 --> 00:14:07,185
Because I'm freaking
out, too, man.
350
00:14:07,285 --> 00:14:08,863
I've been up all night
reading these parenting books,
351
00:14:08,887 --> 00:14:10,122
and it's useless.
352
00:14:10,222 --> 00:14:12,033
It's all psychobabble,
and no two of them agree.
353
00:14:12,057 --> 00:14:13,434
But they all say if you
don't do it their way,
354
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:15,193
you're gonna end up
raising a monster.
355
00:14:15,293 --> 00:14:18,463
What did I get myself into?
356
00:14:18,563 --> 00:14:20,766
I should just move
to Tulsa with you.
357
00:14:23,135 --> 00:14:24,903
There's no job in Tulsa.
358
00:14:27,339 --> 00:14:28,783
I'm here live at the Forum,
359
00:14:28,807 --> 00:14:31,877
where the stars have come
out to see Earth, Wind & Fire
360
00:14:31,977 --> 00:14:33,979
on the final night
of their tour.
361
00:14:34,079 --> 00:14:37,149
And there's a rumor
the Queen Bey herself
362
00:14:37,249 --> 00:14:38,617
might join the band onstage...
363
00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:44,156
I'm sorry, babe.
364
00:14:44,256 --> 00:14:45,523
That's okay, baby.
365
00:14:45,624 --> 00:14:47,926
Who wants to deal with
all that traffic? Yeah.
366
00:14:48,026 --> 00:14:49,995
Overpriced food.
367
00:14:50,095 --> 00:14:52,097
Floor seats dead center.
368
00:14:54,032 --> 00:14:57,235
And look, we would have missed
who's knocking at our door.
369
00:14:58,704 --> 00:15:00,939
Oh, Lamar.
370
00:15:01,039 --> 00:15:02,307
Yay.
371
00:15:05,143 --> 00:15:06,845
Hi, Tina.
372
00:15:06,945 --> 00:15:09,247
Can I please borrow
Calvin for a minute?
373
00:15:09,347 --> 00:15:10,883
Of course. Thank you.
374
00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:13,451
Wow, really hurt
yourself there, huh?
375
00:15:13,551 --> 00:15:16,421
I guess that's why they
call it break dancing.
376
00:15:18,056 --> 00:15:20,793
You are definitely Dave's dad.
377
00:15:22,427 --> 00:15:23,796
And that's why I'm here.
378
00:15:23,896 --> 00:15:25,630
I really stepped in it with him.
379
00:15:25,731 --> 00:15:28,266
I gave Grover a driving lesson.
380
00:15:28,366 --> 00:15:32,304
Really? The boy can
barely ride an escalator.
381
00:15:33,906 --> 00:15:34,940
He did okay.
382
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,275
Took out a mailbox,
scared some ducks.
383
00:15:39,444 --> 00:15:41,313
I guess I was trying
to share an experience
384
00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:44,016
with my grandson that I never
got to have with my son,
385
00:15:44,116 --> 00:15:45,250
and now Dave's really mad,
386
00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:46,594
and I don't know
what to do about it.
387
00:15:46,618 --> 00:15:50,255
Lamar, look, you
can't change the past.
388
00:15:50,355 --> 00:15:53,358
You're gonna have to stop
obsessing over what you missed.
389
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,527
But I missed his
entire childhood,
390
00:15:55,627 --> 00:15:57,662
and I'll never get it back.
391
00:15:57,763 --> 00:16:00,398
Pop!
392
00:16:00,498 --> 00:16:02,701
I think I've done
my whole life wrong.
393
00:16:03,702 --> 00:16:05,037
What are you talking about?
394
00:16:05,137 --> 00:16:06,772
I'm not even close
to my goals in life,
395
00:16:06,872 --> 00:16:09,842
and meanwhile, Chili
Mangold is younger than me,
396
00:16:09,942 --> 00:16:11,043
and he is killing it.
397
00:16:11,143 --> 00:16:14,046
Good God, look at the
size of your knee!
398
00:16:14,146 --> 00:16:15,513
Daddy!
399
00:16:15,613 --> 00:16:17,816
Daddy!
400
00:16:17,916 --> 00:16:19,084
Daddy, help me.
401
00:16:19,184 --> 00:16:21,353
I am not ready to
be a father. Whoa!
402
00:16:22,587 --> 00:16:24,389
You need to get
that checked out.
403
00:16:25,991 --> 00:16:28,060
Malcolm, get out of my
way. I am having a crisis!
404
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,840
Oh, please, man, I'm
having a crisis, too.
405
00:16:29,928 --> 00:16:30,929
Oh, oh, let me guess.
406
00:16:31,029 --> 00:16:32,664
Is it Chili Mangold? Yeah.
407
00:16:32,765 --> 00:16:35,200
I've had it up to here
with Chili Mangold, okay?
408
00:16:39,204 --> 00:16:41,606
Daddy, I am totally
unprepared to be a father.
409
00:16:41,706 --> 00:16:44,276
I know nothing, and
then I read everything,
410
00:16:44,376 --> 00:16:45,696
and I feel like
I know even less.
411
00:16:45,744 --> 00:16:47,279
Like, how do you
stop a nosebleed?
412
00:16:47,379 --> 00:16:48,413
Head forward. Head back.
413
00:16:48,513 --> 00:16:51,049
See? See?
414
00:16:51,149 --> 00:16:53,285
What about fevers,
or temper tantrums?
415
00:16:53,385 --> 00:16:54,920
Or what if they suck their toes?
416
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:58,490
Oh, it's so cute when they
suck their little toes.
417
00:16:58,590 --> 00:17:00,558
Is it cute? Sure.
But is it okay?
418
00:17:00,658 --> 00:17:02,094
Like, are toes a choking hazard?
419
00:17:02,194 --> 00:17:04,329
What about pennies,
Triscuits, Legos?
420
00:17:04,429 --> 00:17:05,898
Legos?!
421
00:17:05,998 --> 00:17:08,600
That baby won't have Legos
for six years, man. Move!
422
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:09,768
I'm having a problem now.
423
00:17:09,868 --> 00:17:11,904
Malcolm, Marty, that's enough.
424
00:17:13,972 --> 00:17:16,441
Malcolm, you can't
judge yourself
425
00:17:16,541 --> 00:17:19,377
by Chili Mangold
or anybody else.
426
00:17:19,477 --> 00:17:21,646
You're running your own race,
427
00:17:21,746 --> 00:17:23,448
and if you put in the work, son,
428
00:17:23,548 --> 00:17:27,219
everything that's meant for
you will be yours, trust me.
429
00:17:27,319 --> 00:17:28,653
All right, Pop.
430
00:17:28,753 --> 00:17:29,822
And, Marty,
431
00:17:29,922 --> 00:17:32,891
all those books, they
don't mean anything.
432
00:17:32,991 --> 00:17:37,295
In the words of the great Black
philosopher, Mike Tyson...
433
00:17:39,264 --> 00:17:42,767
"Every man has a plan until
434
00:17:42,868 --> 00:17:44,970
he gets punched in the face."
435
00:17:47,139 --> 00:17:49,507
And that's what
having a baby is like.
436
00:17:49,607 --> 00:17:52,845
Yeah, but I don't want to
get punched in the face.
437
00:17:52,945 --> 00:17:55,613
Well, it's a little
late for that.
438
00:17:57,149 --> 00:17:59,852
But trust me, I will
be in your corner,
439
00:17:59,952 --> 00:18:02,187
and I will help you
fight that baby.
440
00:18:04,289 --> 00:18:06,558
And-and, Lamar, look,
441
00:18:06,658 --> 00:18:09,194
I know you missed out
on Dave's childhood,
442
00:18:09,294 --> 00:18:13,131
but trust me, no matter
how old your kid is,
443
00:18:13,231 --> 00:18:16,201
he will always be your kid.
444
00:18:16,301 --> 00:18:19,137
Yeah, maybe there's still
a little kid left in Dave.
445
00:18:19,237 --> 00:18:20,973
Maybe?
446
00:18:21,073 --> 00:18:23,876
If there is any man that still
wants to be a little kid,
447
00:18:23,976 --> 00:18:25,310
it's Dave.
448
00:18:26,879 --> 00:18:29,347
Okay, fellas, time's up.
Calvin needs his rest.
449
00:18:29,447 --> 00:18:30,949
Move along. Go on, now.
450
00:18:31,950 --> 00:18:33,218
Thanks, Pop. Thank you.
451
00:18:33,318 --> 00:18:35,220
Thanks, Dad.
452
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,822
You know, Calvin,
I was listening,
453
00:18:37,923 --> 00:18:41,059
and for someone who thinks
he's old and useless,
454
00:18:41,159 --> 00:18:44,529
you just helped three grown
men solve their problems. Hmm.
455
00:18:44,629 --> 00:18:45,964
I guess I did, didn't I?
456
00:18:46,064 --> 00:18:48,333
Yes, you did. Oh, well.
457
00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:50,268
If I'm gonna be a grandfather,
458
00:18:50,368 --> 00:18:53,171
then I need to get
myself together. Mm-hmm.
459
00:18:53,271 --> 00:18:55,073
You mind driving
me to urgent care?
460
00:18:55,173 --> 00:18:56,942
Oh, of course, my little baby.
461
00:18:57,042 --> 00:18:58,343
Okay, be easy, be easy.
462
00:18:58,443 --> 00:18:59,878
I got you.
463
00:18:59,978 --> 00:19:01,546
All right.
464
00:19:01,646 --> 00:19:03,015
You know what, babe?
465
00:19:03,115 --> 00:19:04,749
And I'm sorry about missing
466
00:19:04,849 --> 00:19:06,718
the whole Earth,
Wind & Fire thing.
467
00:19:06,818 --> 00:19:09,221
But you know who's coming
to town next month?
468
00:19:09,321 --> 00:19:10,755
Who?
469
00:19:10,855 --> 00:19:12,090
Lil Side Baby.
470
00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:13,691
Let me hear that song again.
471
00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:16,194
♪ I pull up in a new whip ♪
472
00:19:16,294 --> 00:19:17,195
♪ And I skert! ♪
473
00:19:17,295 --> 00:19:18,295
Yeah.
474
00:19:18,363 --> 00:19:19,564
♪ Skert, skert ♪
475
00:19:19,664 --> 00:19:21,099
♪ You skert ♪ Skert, skert ♪
476
00:19:21,199 --> 00:19:22,867
♪ Then you skert
♪ Skert, skert ♪
477
00:19:22,968 --> 00:19:25,337
♪ Ooh, it hurt! ♪
478
00:19:25,437 --> 00:19:27,005
♪ It hurt, hurt.
Let's go, let's go.
479
00:19:31,276 --> 00:19:32,877
Hey, son. Yeah.
480
00:19:32,978 --> 00:19:36,248
Keep rolling, old man, I
got nothing to say to you.
481
00:19:37,249 --> 00:19:39,151
Well, I've got
something to say to you.
482
00:19:40,152 --> 00:19:42,620
I guess I was trying
to connect with Grover
483
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,189
because I wanted to make up
484
00:19:44,289 --> 00:19:45,857
for never connecting with you.
485
00:19:45,958 --> 00:19:47,392
You still haven't.
486
00:19:47,492 --> 00:19:49,227
I know, and I'm sorry.
487
00:19:49,327 --> 00:19:52,030
I overreached, and it
will not happen again.
488
00:19:52,130 --> 00:19:56,568
Lamar, did you teach Grover
how to shank somebody
489
00:19:56,668 --> 00:19:59,171
with a sharpened
toothbrush? Come on.
490
00:20:00,272 --> 00:20:02,274
In my defense,
that was meant for
491
00:20:02,374 --> 00:20:04,209
dire situations only.
492
00:20:04,309 --> 00:20:06,478
Fighting cavities,
there's your priority.
493
00:20:11,883 --> 00:20:13,243
What are you doing
with that tire?
494
00:20:13,318 --> 00:20:15,420
Remember when you
were eight years old,
495
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:18,023
and you really wanted me
to make you a tire swing?
496
00:20:18,123 --> 00:20:19,191
You never did.
497
00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:21,193
Until now.
498
00:20:22,260 --> 00:20:25,530
Dad, I am not eight
years old anymore.
499
00:20:26,531 --> 00:20:29,567
So, no swing?
500
00:20:33,038 --> 00:20:36,174
Well
501
00:20:36,274 --> 00:20:37,742
we can put it up.
502
00:20:39,477 --> 00:20:42,747
But you cannot push me.
503
00:20:42,847 --> 00:20:44,816
Maybe just a little
to get me going.
504
00:20:51,356 --> 00:20:54,226
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