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[music playing]
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CROWD (CHANTING):
V-O-T-E, vote, vote.
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V-O-T-E vote, vote.
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[cheers]
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Thank you.
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I suspect most of
you came out here
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today to listen to a speech.
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And I further suspect most
of you are dreading it.
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Well, you're in luck, because
I came here today to listen.
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I came here today because I
thought I knew just about all
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there was to know about life
in the inner cities of America.
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And I found out a
couple of days ago
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I don't know anything at all.
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I'm a candidate for President
of the United States,
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and I'm surrounded by the
tightest security in the world.
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Yet Tuesday night in the Cass
Corridor section of Detroit,
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I came out of a meeting and
we crossed a vacant lot.
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And we found an 8-year-old boy
who'd been shot three times
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and left to die.
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Now, I hope to God that you're
shocked by this as I am, but I
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know that some of you aren't.
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And you're the people
that we need to hear from,
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because that's the only way
the people of this country
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are going to realize that we
are losing a whole generation
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to the streets.
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So tell it to me.
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Tell it to the people.
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Tell it to the politicians.
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Now's your chance.
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They don't deal
with politicians.
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They don't listen to us.
- That's not true.
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I'm here to listen to you.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, but you're crazy, man.
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JACK TANNER: Well, what
about your governor?
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I know him.
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He'd listen.
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How do you know?
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He's just like the rest of you.
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Well, he may be different.
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He-- he may surprise you.
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[groaning and shouting]
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What are we supposed to
do, go and knock on his door?
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Yeah, let's go--
let's go find out.
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You want to go find out?
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[cheers]
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Go find out if he's different?
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[cheers]
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You want to go over
and knock on his door?
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REPORTER (ON TELEVISION):
In a scene reminiscent
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of an early Steve
Martin routine,
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Tanner then led the
students out of the stadium.
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Moments later,
however, the march
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was abruptly halted by local
authorities who refused
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to allow the students to proceed
until the necessary permits had
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been secured.
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Governor Blanchard
had no comment
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on the bureaucratic accusations
charged by the Tanner camp.
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People, can you please
stop watching television?
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Tempus fugit, you
know what I'm saying?
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TJ CAVANAUGH: It was
a crazy stunt, Jack.
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JACK TANNER: It wasn't a stunt.
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I didn't plan it.
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It just happened.
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Right, but why do these
things always happen to you?
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Now--
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This centerpiece.
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--things are just getting
out of hand, and I think
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it's beginning to hurt us.
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Jack, you're a major
presidential candidate.
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You've just been
compared to Steve Martin.
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Who's that?
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TJ CAVANAUGH: He's a guy with
an arrow through his head.
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CROWD (CHANTING):
Speaking of a guy
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with an arrow through
his head, listen to this.
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This is Reagan on Dukakis here.
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"President Ronald Reagan,
in his first direct attack
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on the apparent democratic
presidential nominee Wednesday,
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accused Michael Dukakis
of falsely claiming
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that quote, 'People
are homeless and people
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are going without food
and medical attention.
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You know, Reagan continued, 'if
I listen to him long enough,
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I'd be convinced that we're
in an economic downturn
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and that people are homeless
and that people are going
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without food and
medical attention,
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and then we've got
to do something
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about the unemployed."
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TJ CAVANAUGH: Notice how he's
been saying stuff like that
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ever since the writer's strike.
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[music playing]
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[bell ringing]
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[traffic noises]
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General Tanner?
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Hi, I'm Joanna Buckley.
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Look at this.
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That goddamn kiddie parade is
over-- all over the papers.
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It's turned the race
into a burlesque show.
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Where is he?
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Oh, well--
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Are you driving me?
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Yes, I am, actually.
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Jack wanted to come,
but he had a meeting
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suddenly with the editors
of the free press so--
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Maybe they're damn
weighting another
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of his public spectacles.
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What can that woman be
like that he's marrying?
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Well, you're about
to find out, sir.
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She's driving you
back to the house.
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[music playing]
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Harpsichord, OK.
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Good.
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The palm trees.
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Where are the palm trees?
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Excuse me.
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Jack, Jack, you guys.
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Great news.
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Ralph Nader has agreed to
serve as attorney general.
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All right.
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Ralph Nader.
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Now, there is probity.
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Goodbye, Meese-keteers.
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TJ CAVANAUGH: What
Meese-keteers?
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There's nobody left at
the Department of Justice.
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JACK TANNER: Can you believe it?
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What does Meese have to
do to get it indicted,
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knock over a liquor store?
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JACK TANNER (ON TELEVISION):
He probably already has.
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JACK TANNER: Look at that.
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JACK TANNER (ON TELEVISION):
Six of Bud, fifth of bourbon--
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Dad, why are you still here?
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Hm?
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Please, read your schedule.
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You're supposed to be
assembling in the dining room.
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I am?
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For the-- the
pre-rehearsal, you remember?
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Oh my god.
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JACK TANNER: Excuse me.
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TJ CAVANAUGH: Go get 'em, Jack.
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These are not the
tablecloths I ordered.
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These are supposed
to be peach floral.
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Peach floral!
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The tablecloths!
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This is the kitchen
country pattern.
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I told Victor I
do not want these.
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This is not a barbecue!
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MAN: [spanish], senorita.
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I said-- does anybody
here speak Spanish?
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Yeah.
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Gee where's--
where's Mike Dukakis
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when you really need him?
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Great.
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Dad, would you please
go in the dining room.
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The reverend's waiting for you.
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You're supposed to be
rehearsing your vows.
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I get to choose my own vows?
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Oh, yeah.
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Ask about the specials, Jack.
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I'm sure Joanna's in
there waiting for you.
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Honey, no.
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She went down to
the train station
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to get your grandfather.
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Look, she'll be here on time.
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Take it easy, Alex.
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Everything's going to be fine.
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This is great.
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There is no bride
at the rehearsal.
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The vows still haven't
been worked out.
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And we have Tex-Mex tablecloths.
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I give up!
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[music playing]
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[car horn]
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GENERAL TANNER: You might
have said something.
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You don't look a thing
like your pictures
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in "National Enquirer."
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So how was your trip, sir?
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You know Jack's
mother was diabetic.
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No, sir, I-- I
didn't know that.
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I had to give her her shots.
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She couldn't bear
to do it herself.
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I gave her a shot
on our third date.
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Oh.
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Well, that doesn't
sound very romantic.
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You have to trust someone
to let them give you a shot.
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You have to love someone
to want to do it.
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That's how I knew.
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After it was over, I wiped
her arm with a cotton ball
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and asked her to marry me.
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There's a point
here, isn't there?
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Of course there's
a point here.
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You don't tell a story like
that just to make chitchat.
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I mean, what you're wondering
is how do Jack and I know?
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Not how do you know,
how could you know?
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It's a goddamn shotgun wedding.
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The press made you do it.
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You're doing it for the
campaign, not for yourselves.
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With all due respect,
sir, I don't see how
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you could possibly know that.
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I want to ask you a
question, young lady.
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And I'd appreciate
a direct answer.
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What's that, sir?
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When you were
growing up, did you
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even once dream about
getting married in Detroit
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in the middle of July?
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[bells ringing]
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Caution.
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Do not enter.
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I knew it was going
to be a bad day.
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Hey, hey.
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Hey, campers.
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The ice tea lady is
here, don't fear.
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How are you doing?
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No, there's no
guest list at all.
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And-- and there's not
going to be one, OK?
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Just family and friends.
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Barney's sitting about
three feet from me.
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Family and friends is about it.
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Tea?
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Let me hear you say yeah.
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Yeah.
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Let me hear you say, oh, yeah.
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Give me one of those.
Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Here you go.
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WOMAN: You guys want
some tea in here?
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Look, here's the
schedule, folks.
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We're going to take a
break in about five.
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Want one?
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And that's your only
photo op, all right?
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Tea?
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Yeah.
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Ask about the statue,
either the backyard
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or the living room.
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15 minutes, that's all I need.
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Listen, I'm sorry.
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The lid is on, Mol.
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We'll get a photo for you
before your evening feed.
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That's the best we can do.
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Oh, come on.
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Frank, do you want some tea?
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Excuse me.
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It's sun tea.
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I made it myself.
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Wait till you hear this.
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It's like when I was
in Bali covering the--
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Emil.
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Emil.
- Yes?
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Would you go down to
the end of the road,
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and if you see
Joanna's car, you know,
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just, oh, wave at
them a little, get
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a handkerchief or something.
- Sure.
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Because I'm-- I'm
sure they're probably
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in the neighborhood and
they're just driving around.
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They--
- Ms. Tanner.
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I know.
OK.
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Here we go.
Dad, come on!
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Here we go.
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OK.
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And why don't you sit down?
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TJ?
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Sweetheart, I'll go up.
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TJ can stand in for
Joanna till Joanna
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gets here, if Joanna gets here.
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- The bride's not coming?
- She'll be here.
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Don't worry.
- I will.
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I mean, I do.
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Well, I don't, but-- well,
I've thought it on occasion.
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[car engine]
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MAN: This is a happy occasion.
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ALEX TANNER: Think
this is funny?
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What do you say?
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Oh, nothing.
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Everything's going
to be all right.
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He says, my, this
is a happy occasion.
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Daddy?
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OK, sweetie.
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Dad.
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God.
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Well, now, I have
some tea for you, so--
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There's my granddaughter!
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Oh.
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Dad, you look great.
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Did you remember to
bring the formal uniform?
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You asked me to,
didn't you, honey?
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Finally, somebody around
here that has his act together.
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I'm sorry, Ms.
Tanner, but I've
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really got to be going now.
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I do too, honey.
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I got to make a couple of calls.
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Nobody is going
anywhere, goddammit!
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[music playing]
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WOMAN: Every course
has been incredible.
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Alex?
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The dessert is incredible.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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[clinking]
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[chatter]
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WOMAN: All right.
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Let's hear the dirt.
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Stories about little
Jackie Tanner.
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[chatter]
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[clinking]
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I just want to say
that I'm so honored
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that my-- my favorite nephew--
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JACK TANNER: Your only nephew!
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My favorite interrupting
nephew and his darling bride
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to be, who clearly
could have found
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someone with better manners,
I think, if she'd tried.
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But I must say, I'm so honored
to have you choose my home
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to be married in, even
though the front yard is torn
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to divots with all
those TV trucks,
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and I'm still picking beer
cans out of the zinnias.
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OK, well, I'm sorry.
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I really thought I got it all.
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AUNT: Oh, well, that's
all right, dear.
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The zinnias will survive, and
so will all of us, I'm sure.
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Now if you'll just all join
me to wish this darling
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couple a lovely toast.
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To the dear groom
and his lovely bride,
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much happiness and Godspeed.
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[clinking]
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Cheers.
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We just got here.
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Godspeed?
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[chatter]
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Know what you're going to
do after the convention, Dick?
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Did I just get fired?
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You knew you were a temp.
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Oh, come on.
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Yeah, but I thought you
said my stuff was going
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down real well in New York.
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You could be the best
shooter on the staff.
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Doesn't matter.
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Now, the networks have already
announced major cutbacks
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in the election unit.
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Yeah, like who?
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Everybody.
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Producers, techies, talent.
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Anybody I've heard of?
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Oh, I hope not.
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You?
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Oh, get out of here, Molly.
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No way.
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I mean, you've been with
NBC a-- gee, how long?
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A-- a-- a lot of years, right?
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I mean, I grew up on you.
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Oh, thank you, Dick.
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What a lovely career marker.
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[clinking]
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This is a very special
occasion, and I hope all of you
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are having as wonderful a time
at it as I've had planning it.
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MAN: I'm having a great time.
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WOMAN: We are.
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Joanna, I just want to say I
don't know you very well yet.
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But I really want to
because I've always
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wanted a big sister,
and because you
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spent a year monitoring the
Sullivan plant in South Africa.
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That's what did it for me.
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And Dad, I just want to
say how happy I am for you,
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and all the hassle that went
into pulling this off was--
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was worth it, because
now you guys can
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finally hold hands in public.
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[laughter]
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ALEX TANNER: Well,
you know what I mean.
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MAN: All right.
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And I love you both.
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[chatter]
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OK.
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00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:38,116
Excuse me, Congressman
and Ms. Buckley,
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I wanted to share something
with you from the prophet
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but I couldn't find a copy
at any of the bookstores.
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So I tried to get my parents
to FedEx me my copy from home.
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But anyway, the air
bill got screwed up,
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and I have no idea at this
point where it ended up.
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00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:57,483
But the gist of what that
passage says is that--
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Molly?
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Molly?
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What's up, what's up?
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Am I getting fired?
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00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:08,333
Well, are you getting fired?
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00:14:08,366 --> 00:14:10,383
How should I know if
you're getting fired?
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00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,133
You know Grossman.
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00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:15,133
I know his wife, and
not even that well.
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00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:17,400
Well, I want you
to find out from her
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whether I'm getting fired.
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00:14:19,216 --> 00:14:20,200
Look, Molly.
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00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:21,316
I don't know what
brought this on,
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but can we discuss
this at another time?
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No!
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00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:27,660
Oh, goddammit, I
want to know now.
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WOMAN: Lovers should
be like two trees,
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growing side by side but
never in each other's shadows,
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protecting one another
from the elements,
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the wind, the harsh sunlight--
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The acid rain.
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[laughter]
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So TJ, you're
going to call her.
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You're going to
call her right now.
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00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:52,830
Whoa, whoa.
Molly, honey.
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I'm in the middle
of a wedding dinner.
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Now go to the motel,
get some sleep.
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I'll call her in the morning.
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Molly, I promise.
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00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,466
What am I going to do?
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00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,150
Huh, TJ?
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00:15:09,183 --> 00:15:10,383
What am I going to do?
407
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:17,266
Well, I guess you're
going to get by, honey,
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just like all the rest of us.
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00:15:20,183 --> 00:15:24,300
Oh, thank you, Mary Richards.
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00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:27,333
Well, you asked.
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00:15:27,366 --> 00:15:29,150
Congressman Tanner
and Ms. Buckley.
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Come on, get it up!
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00:15:31,416 --> 00:15:32,266
All right.
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00:15:37,233 --> 00:15:38,233
OK.
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00:15:38,266 --> 00:15:39,116
Thank you.
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00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:42,350
Molly Hart.
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00:15:42,383 --> 00:15:43,450
She thinks she's
going to be fired.
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00:15:43,483 --> 00:15:44,450
Jesus.
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00:15:44,483 --> 00:15:46,116
I know.
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00:15:46,150 --> 00:15:53,250
OK, I just-- I just want
to say-- I just want to say--
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00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:54,383
what did I want to say?
422
00:15:54,416 --> 00:15:55,283
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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00:15:55,316 --> 00:15:56,433
OK.
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00:15:56,466 --> 00:16:01,400
I wanted to say I am really
sorry about what happened
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00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:05,233
on the plane, Alex, and
it's never going to-- it's
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00:16:05,266 --> 00:16:07,133
never going to happen again.
427
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,400
And you were a
great sport, really.
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00:16:09,433 --> 00:16:11,160
You were great.
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00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,383
Great, you know,
about the whole thing.
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00:16:14,416 --> 00:16:21,160
And so you know, anyway, to you
and Jack and Joanna, I'm-- God
431
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:24,350
bless you, and best of luck.
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00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:26,150
God bless you.
433
00:16:26,183 --> 00:16:27,383
Well, thank you very much.
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00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:36,660
Well, well, well.
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00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,283
What we have
forgotten to mention
436
00:16:42,316 --> 00:16:49,300
is how lucky Jack is to
be walking into the fall
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00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:53,830
with this woman at his side.
438
00:16:53,116 --> 00:16:55,466
Now, let us just
forget for a moment
439
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,383
that Joanna is
drop dead gorgeous,
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00:16:58,416 --> 00:17:02,216
that she just happened to
be a Phi Beta at Barnard,
441
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:04,183
and she was a Nieman
fellow, and all
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00:17:04,216 --> 00:17:06,233
of that other
terrific resume stuff.
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00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:09,100
I hate it that you
know that and I don't.
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00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:11,433
TJ CAVANAUGH: But what is
most important about Joanna
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is how she feels about
Jack, how she is sustaining,
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00:17:17,116 --> 00:17:20,266
and how she is fiercely loyal.
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00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:24,330
Oh, she is a major asset, Jack.
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00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:28,200
And I would like to
raise a toast to,
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00:17:28,233 --> 00:17:32,660
in my humble
political estimation,
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00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:37,483
the most exciting power couple
since Liddy and Bob Dole.
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00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,316
[cheers]
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00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,416
Bob Dole!
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00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,660
Far right.
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00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:44,466
Well, we've all got to
get up early tomorrow,
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00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,160
so I think I might call
an official end to this.
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00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,133
Unless you-- Grandpa.
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00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:52,216
OK, Grandpa's going to
make one last toast,
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00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:53,450
and then we're all going
to call it a night.
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00:17:53,483 --> 00:17:55,166
Grandpa?
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00:17:55,200 --> 00:18:02,150
100 Years ago, William
Gladstone, after a particularly
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00:18:02,183 --> 00:18:05,200
acrimonious debate
in Parliament,
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00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:11,216
bellowed across the floor at his
arch rival Benjamin Disraeli,
463
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:14,316
"You sir," he
said, "will one day
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end your days on the gallows
or of venereal disease."
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Israeli raised himself up
and replied, "That, sir,
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00:18:24,283 --> 00:18:28,250
would depend on whether
I embrace your principles
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00:18:28,283 --> 00:18:30,000
or your mistress."
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00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:31,500
Grandpa.
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GENERAL TANNER: I tell
this humorous story
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because it hasn't been
altogether clear to me
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this past year exactly
what my son is embracing.
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00:18:41,283 --> 00:18:42,333
Dad.
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00:18:42,366 --> 00:18:46,000
GENERAL TANNER: Now,
it's none of my business,
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00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:49,133
I suppose, but getting
married is a serious business,
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00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:53,366
and it shouldn't be conducted
in a circus-like atmosphere.
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00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,283
It-- that's right.
477
00:18:55,316 --> 00:18:56,183
That's right.
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00:18:56,216 --> 00:18:57,200
Run away.
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00:18:57,233 --> 00:18:58,150
Run away!
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ALEX TANNER: Grandpa.
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MAN: What's all this shit
about veneral disease?
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00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,266
TJ CAVANAUGH: Dear, dear, dear.
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00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:05,233
[bells ringing]
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00:19:05,266 --> 00:19:09,316
This is Loretta Higgins,
KSFB channel three in Detroit.
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00:19:09,350 --> 00:19:12,350
We're reporting live from the
wedding of Congressman Jack
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00:19:12,383 --> 00:19:17,500
Tanner and Ms. Joanna Buckley,
former deputy campaign manager
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00:19:17,830 --> 00:19:19,116
of Governor Mike Dukakis.
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00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:21,183
The press has been
barred from the ceremony,
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00:19:21,216 --> 00:19:22,416
which is very private.
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00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:24,160
Be careful with that.
491
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,830
That's a $600 cake.
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00:19:25,116 --> 00:19:26,200
Don't drop it.
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00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,416
LORETTA HIGGINS: --officials
will be at the wedding,
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00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:29,350
and we'll try to get some
reports for you as some
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of these people come outside.
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00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:35,150
So once again, reporting
live from Lansing, Michigan,
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this is Loretta Higgins.
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00:19:37,233 --> 00:19:40,316
[helicopter noise]
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00:19:40,350 --> 00:19:43,216
You're doing pre--
what the hell is that?
500
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,483
That sounds like a helicopter.
501
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:45,400
What?
502
00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:46,300
Yeah.
503
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:50,150
[helicopter noise]
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00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:02,100
Over here, bring it in closer!
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00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:05,300
[helicopter noise]
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00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:08,466
How close is it?
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00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000
Oh my god.
508
00:20:12,283 --> 00:20:14,483
What is going on, Jack?
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00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,216
Hey, Lexi!
510
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,216
It's me!
511
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,200
It's me!
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00:20:19,233 --> 00:20:20,216
Deke!
513
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,433
I'm going to have
your head for this!
514
00:20:22,466 --> 00:20:25,000
I'm going to have your
head on a silver--
515
00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:26,383
get the fuck out of here!
516
00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:29,133
When are they coming out?
517
00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:32,116
Go!
518
00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:34,116
[helicopter noise]
519
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,366
Deke!
520
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,350
[helicopter noise]
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00:20:38,383 --> 00:20:40,333
Oh my god.
522
00:20:40,366 --> 00:20:44,500
[helicopter noise]
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00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:47,116
TJ CAVANAUGH: Now,
now, now, now.
524
00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:48,283
Hold on.
- Everything is ruined!
525
00:20:48,316 --> 00:20:49,366
Everything!
526
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,330
TJ CAVANAUGH: Now, look.
527
00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:52,216
It's just a couple of tables,
and I'll call the florist
528
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,366
and I'll get new
arrangements for you--
529
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,000
Why don't you just
hold on that, TJ.
530
00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:56,330
TJ CAVANAUGH: What
do you mean, Jack?
531
00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:57,150
I mean there isn't
going to be a wedding.
532
00:20:57,183 --> 00:20:58,116
This has gotten out of hand.
533
00:20:58,150 --> 00:20:59,133
What?
534
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:00,183
JACK TANNER: This
is no way for Joanna
535
00:21:00,216 --> 00:21:01,316
and me to start a life together.
536
00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:02,316
It's wrong.
537
00:21:02,350 --> 00:21:04,830
ALEX TANNER: Daddy.
538
00:21:04,116 --> 00:21:05,283
Honey, let's do
it in November.
539
00:21:05,316 --> 00:21:06,266
You call it off?
540
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:07,283
Oh, Jack.
541
00:21:07,316 --> 00:21:09,466
Oh, Jack, thank you.
542
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,150
They're hugging, oh.
543
00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:16,366
[laughing]
544
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,116
Fucking Deke.
545
00:21:20,150 --> 00:21:21,116
[pop]
546
00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:22,100
[shriek]
547
00:21:22,133 --> 00:21:23,100
JACK TANNER: Whoa.
548
00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:27,660
[music playing]
549
00:21:30,350 --> 00:21:32,316
RANDY MILLER (ON
RADIO): I'm so confused,
550
00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:37,300
but I do know it's Randy Miller
on hot new Z93WZGC Atlanta,
551
00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:40,500
the home of the 1988
Democratic National
552
00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:43,483
Convention, which means the
circus is coming to town.
553
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,166
[circus music]
554
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:49,433
It's going to be incredible,
with Mike Dukakis on his want
555
00:21:49,466 --> 00:21:52,500
into town by plane,
Jack Tanner by limo,
556
00:21:52,830 --> 00:21:57,166
and Jesse Jackson with
his thumb out on 75 North.
557
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,233
[music playing]
558
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,450
TJ CAVANAUGH: Huh, look at this.
559
00:22:01,483 --> 00:22:04,350
Speculation about your cabinet
has been all over the Atlanta
560
00:22:04,383 --> 00:22:05,366
papers for days.
561
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,133
With Dukakis a
foregone conclusion,
562
00:22:08,166 --> 00:22:10,133
you're the storyline
going into the convention.
563
00:22:10,166 --> 00:22:11,300
JACK TANNER: Well, if
Dukakis and Bentsen
564
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:14,830
are a foregone conclusion, why
does anybody care what I do?
565
00:22:14,116 --> 00:22:16,150
TJ CAVANAUGH: Press has got
to keep it interesting, Jack.
566
00:22:16,183 --> 00:22:18,433
They have to hold out that
thin reed of hope for an upset,
567
00:22:18,466 --> 00:22:20,830
or there's no story.
568
00:22:20,116 --> 00:22:23,450
We-- hey, we counted over
150 reporters at your press
569
00:22:23,483 --> 00:22:24,366
conference in Chicago.
570
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,160
JACK TANNER: Yeah.
571
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,333
Where were they
when we needed them?
572
00:22:27,366 --> 00:22:29,300
TJ CAVANAUGH: Now is
when we need them.
573
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:30,483
JACK TANNER: Yes, folks.
574
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,333
It's smiling Jack Tanner and
his all stars, Bobby, Nickie,
575
00:22:33,366 --> 00:22:35,283
Gloria, and on the drums--
576
00:22:36,233 --> 00:22:37,333
Thank you very much.
577
00:22:37,366 --> 00:22:40,330
[applause]
578
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:44,433
Now, if I can ask you to hold
off on your acerbic comments
579
00:22:44,466 --> 00:22:46,433
until I've read the
whole list, we can get
580
00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,216
out of here with some dispatch.
581
00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:50,233
And I will hang
around, and we'll
582
00:22:50,266 --> 00:22:53,366
discuss this end if that's OK.
583
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,660
Chairman of the
Federal Reserve Board,
584
00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:59,283
Nicholas von Hoffman US
Representative to the United
585
00:22:59,316 --> 00:23:02,333
Nations, Barbara Jordan.
586
00:23:02,366 --> 00:23:06,166
Secretary of Transportation,
Joan Claybrook.
587
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,200
Attorney General, Ralph Nader.
588
00:23:09,233 --> 00:23:12,333
Secretary of Health and Human
Services, Gloria Steinem.
589
00:23:12,366 --> 00:23:13,333
WOMAN: Yeah!
590
00:23:13,366 --> 00:23:14,450
WOMAN (ON TELEVISION):
Nader, Steinem,
591
00:23:14,483 --> 00:23:17,316
and several other designated
cabinet appointees were
592
00:23:17,350 --> 00:23:19,433
quick to outline their agendas.
593
00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:20,483
Surprised.
594
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,116
Because, you see, I
stand for law and order
595
00:23:23,150 --> 00:23:24,183
against corporations.
596
00:23:24,216 --> 00:23:26,166
TJ CAVANAUGH: What a coup.
597
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,283
What a coup.
598
00:23:27,316 --> 00:23:28,416
RALPH NADER (ON TELEVISION):
Right now, the Justice
599
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:29,350
Department is very weak.
600
00:23:29,383 --> 00:23:31,316
Do you know how
many people have
601
00:23:31,350 --> 00:23:35,183
been trying to talk Ralph Nader
out of his political virginity?
602
00:23:35,216 --> 00:23:37,166
JACK TANNER: Hm.
Well, we may not have.
603
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,483
Told me after he was
sworn in, he didn't want
604
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,233
to hear from me for four years.
605
00:23:40,266 --> 00:23:41,300
That's no fun.
606
00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:43,150
I want you to beat him
when he indicts Meese.
607
00:23:43,183 --> 00:23:44,433
RALPH NADER (ON TELEVISION):
--by wire tapping.
608
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,300
And it's time for a change.
609
00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:52,166
I'm very surprised and honored
to be thought of as a member
610
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,830
of a presidential cabinet.
611
00:23:54,116 --> 00:23:56,466
I-- I have spent most
of my time picketing
612
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:01,330
outside those buildings, and I
certainly never expected to be
613
00:24:01,660 --> 00:24:04,350
thought of as somebody inside.
614
00:24:04,383 --> 00:24:07,200
But it-- the more I think about
it, the more tempting it gets.
615
00:24:07,233 --> 00:24:08,316
ALEX TANNER: Hasn't
she accepted yet?
616
00:24:08,350 --> 00:24:10,116
GLORIA STEINEM (ON
TELEVISION): Either the point
617
00:24:10,150 --> 00:24:11,100
of this campaign is that--
618
00:24:11,133 --> 00:24:13,160
She's waiting
for Jack to call.
619
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:15,300
GLORIA STEINEM (ON TELEVISION):
--the outsiders are the country
620
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:19,366
and the insiders are a
very small percentage.
621
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,350
And right now, the insiders--
622
00:24:20,383 --> 00:24:21,266
I want to marry her.
623
00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:22,450
I want her to have my children.
624
00:24:22,483 --> 00:24:24,500
GLORIA STEINEM (ON
TELEVISION): So--
625
00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:25,266
Exactly the mentality
she's been fighting
626
00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,660
against for the last 20 years.
627
00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:28,433
OK, OK, you're right.
628
00:24:28,466 --> 00:24:29,483
You're right.
629
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,383
I want to date her.
630
00:24:32,416 --> 00:24:34,316
Ambassador to
France, Art Buchwald.
631
00:24:34,350 --> 00:24:37,660
I don't know what
Tanner is up to, frankly.
632
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,250
I really think he's crazy.
633
00:24:38,283 --> 00:24:39,450
But I really--
634
00:24:39,483 --> 00:24:42,133
Isn't this kind of an extreme
way to neutralize a columnist?
635
00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:44,316
ART BUCHWALD (ON TELEVISION):
What he's trying to do is--
636
00:24:44,350 --> 00:24:45,416
Oh, come on, babe.
637
00:24:45,450 --> 00:24:47,266
With Artie out of the
country, you can function.
638
00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:48,450
You can govern.
639
00:24:48,483 --> 00:24:50,166
I think you're
just jealous cause
640
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,466
you didn't think of him first.
641
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,350
ART BUCHWALD (ON TELEVISION):
I am negotiating now
642
00:24:55,383 --> 00:24:58,216
if they agree to send
me American food,
643
00:24:58,250 --> 00:25:00,330
I'm willing to be
Ambassador of France.
644
00:25:00,660 --> 00:25:01,416
But I can't eat French food.
645
00:25:01,450 --> 00:25:04,500
It's just-- it's just
not good food, you know?
646
00:25:04,830 --> 00:25:05,133
And--
647
00:25:05,166 --> 00:25:07,166
That's amusing, but
will it play in a country
648
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,333
where Jerry Lewis is god?
649
00:25:08,366 --> 00:25:09,466
JACK TANNER (ON
TELEVISION): Secretary
650
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,433
of State, Lee Hamilton.
651
00:25:11,466 --> 00:25:17,660
I was very flattered that
he selected me as his nominee
652
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:18,466
for Secretary of State.
653
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:23,216
It's obviously an enormously
important responsibility
654
00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:27,450
to be the chief spokesman for
American foreign policy, and--
655
00:25:27,483 --> 00:25:29,000
This stuff plays great.
656
00:25:29,330 --> 00:25:30,483
Do we have responses
from all these people?
657
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:31,383
I think so.
658
00:25:31,416 --> 00:25:33,660
Andrea?
659
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:37,200
Da da da da da, pretty much
everybody except Mr. Redford.
660
00:25:37,233 --> 00:25:38,283
I can't get a hold of him.
661
00:25:38,316 --> 00:25:40,233
I even tried reaching him
through Sydney Pollack,
662
00:25:40,266 --> 00:25:41,233
but no go.
663
00:25:41,266 --> 00:25:45,416
We have a new
dynamic Soviet leader.
664
00:25:45,450 --> 00:25:50,383
America must test the
proposals and the propositions
665
00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:53,160
that he is putting forward.
666
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:54,416
But I think we
have an opportunity
667
00:25:54,450 --> 00:25:58,383
to see a marked improvement
in the climate between the two
668
00:25:58,416 --> 00:26:01,216
great superpowers in the world.
669
00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:04,830
Secretary of
Labor, Studs Terkel.
670
00:26:04,116 --> 00:26:09,383
Well, what impresses me most
ever since the first time I met
671
00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:12,116
Jack Tanner when he was
congressman-- first term,
672
00:26:12,150 --> 00:26:16,216
I think it was-- he's one of
the few young men in politics--
673
00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:21,300
he's young in my book-- to know
who the hell Walter Ruther was.
674
00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:22,400
And so we--
- OK, gang.
675
00:26:22,433 --> 00:26:23,300
Pop quiz.
676
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:24,400
Who was Walter Ruther?
677
00:26:24,433 --> 00:26:25,250
STUDS TERKEL (ON TELEVISION):
--whom I've known
678
00:26:25,283 --> 00:26:26,383
through the years, and--
679
00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:28,416
He's the lead guitarist
for Twisted Sister, isn't he?
680
00:26:28,450 --> 00:26:30,283
STUDS TERKEL (ON TELEVISION):
--and sat next to him.
681
00:26:30,316 --> 00:26:33,150
Thoughtful about the
state of the country,
682
00:26:33,183 --> 00:26:38,350
especially corporate
America and labor unions.
683
00:26:38,383 --> 00:26:40,116
And I don't mean to
compare him to Kennedy.
684
00:26:40,150 --> 00:26:42,366
I think this guy's way better
than Kennedy, quite frankly.
685
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,483
Kennedy was a Cold War.
686
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:44,416
You got to face that, too.
687
00:26:44,450 --> 00:26:45,433
I like that.
688
00:26:45,466 --> 00:26:46,450
STUDS TERKEL (ON
TELEVISION): Coming
689
00:26:46,483 --> 00:26:47,483
back to secondary labor--
- All right.
690
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:48,416
Another pop quiz.
Who was Jack Kennedy?
691
00:26:48,450 --> 00:26:50,500
TJ?
692
00:26:50,830 --> 00:26:51,200
STUDS TERKEL (ON TELEVISION):
--willing discussions--
693
00:26:51,233 --> 00:26:52,150
Joe Kennedy's uncle.
694
00:26:52,183 --> 00:26:54,500
Yeah!
695
00:26:54,830 --> 00:26:55,160
Good answer.
696
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,166
Good answer.
697
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,266
STUDS TERKEL (ON TELEVISION):
--Secretary of State.
698
00:26:58,300 --> 00:27:00,366
It doesn't have to
be departmentalized
699
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,333
just that way, because
nothing in the long
700
00:27:02,366 --> 00:27:04,266
will be departmentalized.
701
00:27:04,300 --> 00:27:06,330
Too much specialization.
702
00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:07,000
I like the idea.
703
00:27:07,330 --> 00:27:08,330
I guess you say
I'm a generalist.
704
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:09,250
Honey, let's take a walk.
705
00:27:09,283 --> 00:27:10,200
I'm eating breakfast.
706
00:27:10,233 --> 00:27:12,216
No, we're taking a walk.
707
00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:13,350
JACK TANNER (ON
TELEVISION): Secretary
708
00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:15,383
of Defense, Lee Iacocca.
709
00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:19,283
And Secretary of
Agriculture, Jim Hightower.
710
00:27:19,316 --> 00:27:22,250
[clapping]
711
00:27:25,283 --> 00:27:26,266
JACK TANNER: Look, honey.
712
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:28,100
I know you're upset
about the wedding.
713
00:27:28,133 --> 00:27:29,500
ALEX TANNER: It's OK, Dad.
714
00:27:29,830 --> 00:27:32,100
It was your wedding, not mine.
715
00:27:32,133 --> 00:27:34,183
Besides, everything
was going wrong anyway.
716
00:27:34,216 --> 00:27:36,116
JACK TANNER: Well, look,
we're still going to do it.
717
00:27:36,150 --> 00:27:37,316
We're still going to
get married, but only
718
00:27:37,350 --> 00:27:39,160
after all this is over.
719
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:40,450
Only in the clear.
720
00:27:40,483 --> 00:27:42,100
ALEX TANNER: Wouldn't
invite Grandpa
721
00:27:42,133 --> 00:27:44,100
next time if I were you.
722
00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:45,366
JACK TANNER: I think
your grandfather's
723
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,450
going to hit up the family
shit list for years to come.
724
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,416
ALEX TANNER: Can you
imagine him at a state
725
00:27:50,450 --> 00:27:52,450
dinner at the White House?
726
00:27:52,483 --> 00:27:55,316
JACK TANNER: Well, we've
got to get there first.
727
00:27:55,350 --> 00:27:56,216
Come on.
728
00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:59,216
Let's check out the venue.
729
00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:02,433
[construction noises]
730
00:28:09,466 --> 00:28:10,316
Dad.
731
00:28:13,433 --> 00:28:16,166
We made it.
732
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,150
We sure did, honey.
733
00:28:17,183 --> 00:28:18,316
FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT
(RECORDING):
734
00:28:18,350 --> 00:28:23,830
Lead us to the saving of our
country, and with our sister
735
00:28:23,116 --> 00:28:30,266
nations into a world unity
that will spell a sure peace.
736
00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:36,433
A peace invulnerable to the
schemings of unworthy men.
737
00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:39,183
MAN (VOICEOVER):
That men can be not
738
00:28:39,216 --> 00:28:43,233
by violence and by boot
strength, but at last by reason
739
00:28:43,266 --> 00:28:46,350
and by law.
740
00:28:46,383 --> 00:28:47,400
I'd also like to say--
741
00:28:47,433 --> 00:28:49,500
LYNDON B. JOHNSON
(VOICEOVER): The time
742
00:28:49,830 --> 00:28:53,266
has come for Americans
of all races and creeds
743
00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:57,250
and political
beliefs, to understand
744
00:28:57,283 --> 00:29:00,166
and to respect one another.
745
00:29:01,250 --> 00:29:02,400
JOHN F. KENNEDY
(VOICEOVER): Let the word
746
00:29:02,433 --> 00:29:08,233
go forth from this time and
place to friend and foe alike
747
00:29:08,266 --> 00:29:12,233
that the torch that has been
passed to a new generation
748
00:29:12,266 --> 00:29:13,233
of Americans--
749
00:29:13,266 --> 00:29:14,466
MARIO CUOMO (VOICEOVER):
We believe--
750
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:20,216
we believe as Democrats that
a society as blessed as ours
751
00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:23,216
ought to be able to find
work for all who can do it,
752
00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:25,200
room at the table,
shelter for the homeless,
753
00:29:25,233 --> 00:29:28,450
care for the elderly and infirm,
and hope for the destitute.
754
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:33,216
And we proclaim as loudly
as we can the utter insanity
755
00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:37,330
of nuclear proliferation and
the need for a nuclear freeze,
756
00:29:37,660 --> 00:29:39,450
if only to affirm
the simple truth
757
00:29:39,483 --> 00:29:42,233
that peace is better
than war because life
758
00:29:42,266 --> 00:29:43,250
is better than death.
759
00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:45,433
[cheers]
760
00:29:48,483 --> 00:29:50,200
CROWD (CHANTING):
Four more years.
761
00:29:50,233 --> 00:29:52,250
Four more years.
762
00:29:52,283 --> 00:29:55,250
Four more years.
763
00:29:55,283 --> 00:29:57,000
Four more years.
764
00:29:57,330 --> 00:29:59,500
Four more years.
765
00:29:59,830 --> 00:30:01,233
Four more years.
766
00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:03,300
Four more years.
767
00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:06,000
Four more years.
768
00:30:06,330 --> 00:30:08,200
Four more years.
769
00:30:08,233 --> 00:30:10,250
Four more years.
770
00:30:10,283 --> 00:30:12,000
Four more years.
771
00:30:12,330 --> 00:30:14,500
Four more years.
772
00:30:14,830 --> 00:30:16,116
Four more years.
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